[Hunter] Become a funny milk
Chapter 40 The Unlucky Knight
According to the address provided by the knight, Miji and Yiermi found a garden villa with an unusually eye-catching appearance, which would still glisten in the sun.Walking into the garden of the castle and standing at the foot of the castle, Mi Ji finally saw clearly the culprit that made the villa shine, which was the layer of gold plating on the outer wall of the villa and the silver painting on the carved patterns.
It was so extravagant and ridiculous.
Pushing open the door of the villa inlaid with gold and silver, the two walked into the hall.Different from the luxurious and dazzling look from the outside of the villa, the only thing that stands out at a glance from the hall inside the door is a knight-errant-to-be pregnant woman sitting cross-legged on the floor, playing video games until her eyes shine golden.
"Tsk tut, this place is really clean." Mi Ji sighed.The cleanliness he was referring to did not just refer to the spotless floors and walls.This cleanliness also includes that the hall is so clean that there is not even a stool, except for the computer and game consoles that the knights are playing.
Mi Ji secretly sighed, it turns out that the Phantom Troupe likes to use ruins as their foothold, which is a weird habit, even if they change the big villa, they can't change it!Looking at this neat and clean hall, who would have imagined that the outside is so magnificent.Tsk tsk tsk, there are no tables, chairs, benches or anything. If the walls and floors are messed up, this place can also be called a ruin!
"The things in this house are more dazzling than the outside. I asked the former owner of this place to move them away." The knight said, but the movements of his hands never stopped. He wandered for a while, and spent the rest of the time staring at the computer screen in front of him.
"Where did this place come from?" Mi Ji asked, "Don't answer, let me think about it myself." He stopped the knight from answering, and walked around the hall, "The value of this castle itself It shouldn't be cheap, plus the embarrassing special situation of your body now. My conclusion is that you have been taken advantage of by a rich man, and this villa is the material compensation given to you by that rich man!" After finishing speaking, he still looked at Yier fans with the expression "I'm very smart, please praise".
Yi Erfan nodded cooperatively in agreement, and then pampered Miji's head lovingly.
Hearing the absurd deduction and seeing Yier's fan's affirmation of this weird deduction, the knight was overwhelmed: "Hey hey hey! You two are enough! I am a robber, a robber! Of course this house was stolen! "What unlucky inference!It makes him seem like a mistress who was raised outside, isn't it!
"Oh! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!" The knight who was distracted for a while, after turning his attention away from the two of them back to the computer screen, he danced and screamed strangely, but no matter how he tried to save it, it would not help. A big "Failure" appeared on the screen.
Miji is a little curious, what kind of game is this knight who has experienced the 21st century with himself in the previous life, and has been baptized by various gorgeous games, so obsessed.So he walked around behind the knight, and after finally seeing what the game was, Mi Ji lamented that the time travel god was kind to him, and stared at the computer screen with piercing eyes, almost drooling.Why is Miji so excited, because this game is really, so fucking missed by people on earth!Contra!Aww!
"Hey! Your game console and cassette have been confiscated." Mi Ji poked the knight on the shoulder.
"Apprentice, how could you treat a pregnant woman so cruelly!" Xia Ke cried and hugged the game console with the cassette still inserted in his arms, "At worst, I'll go to that game store to grab another one for you. Just let me go!"
"Okay, okay, stop teasing you! Let's talk about yours first, uh..." Mi Ji glanced at the knight's belly, "Your belly."
Then he naturally pulled the knight cross-legged to the side, and picked up the game controller of the knight and handed it to the fans of Yier.Yiermi took over the game controller tacitly, and took over the position of the knight, and started to play the game.
"Stomach..." The knight changed his nest and sat down, and suddenly became radiant, "Hey, let me tell you. They said me, here," the knight pointed to his stomach, "a womb grows out here Hey! Do you think it’s fun? There’s more…”
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!" Seeing that the knight was about to start the "chatter mode", Mi Ji hurriedly stopped him, "I asked how this came from in your stomach, but I didn't ask you here What is it like now!"
The knight scratched his hair embarrassingly: "Is this, that is, I met a girl, and then she turned into a boy, and then turned into a young man, and then we were like that, and then he disappeared, and again Then I found out I was pregnant."
"Get to the point! Describe this person's height and appearance, and that person's three stages in detail!" Mi Ji's forehead was bulging with veins, meow, what kind of description is this, do you want to be so nervous!
"Oh~" Xia Ke put away his idle look, sat upright, looked more dignified, and said sincerely, "But I don't remember his appearance."
"Gah?" I don't remember what it looked like, what kind of thing is this!It's ridiculous.
"I really can't remember what he looked like." Xia Ke frowned and thought hard for a while, and finally had to shake his head, "I can recall the details of any stage when we were together, but only As for his appearance alone, I can’t even think about it.”
"Didn't this person tell you his name?" Mi Ji asked again.
"No." The knight was a little dejected.
"Hey, hello! Pig-headed knight! You don't even know the name, so what are you doing with him! Ah?!" Mi Ji poked the knight's head fiercely with his finger, "Where's your morals? What about your morals? What about your IQ? What about IQ?" What about the "brain" of the brigade?This second-hand goods!Even a big nerve must have a bottom line!Bottom line!
The knight cried and said with a mournful face: "How do I know! It was inexplicable at that time, because I liked him so much! I felt that I would be willing to do anything he asked me to do! Then what happened to us later, he asked me to pretend to be a pregnancy stone, and then..."
peat!I'm ashamed to blush!Mi Ji continued to poke the knight roly-poly.
"Then when you think of that person now, do you still have the feeling that you are willing to do anything for him?" Having poked enough, Mi Ji stopped and continued to interrogate.
The knight blinked: "Huh? It seems that I don't have that strong feeling anymore!" Did you realize it at this time!
Mi Ji also blinked, then lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "Did that strong feeling of liking come suddenly?"
"Yeah!" Xia Ke nodded honestly, "Just after we inexplicably kissed, if I remember correctly."
Meow!Blushing again!Why are you blushing!I poke, poke, poke!
"Did he feed you anything at that time?" Mi Ji asked.
"Hmm..." The knight pondered for a moment, then replied, "It seems like there is a piece of candy."
"Is it mint flavored?" Mi thought of something, "and a bit of blueberry flavor mixed in?"
"Huh? It seems to taste like this." Xia Ke nodded, then looked at Mi Ji suspiciously, "How do you know?"
"Because I have eaten it!" Mi Ji said triumphantly, but was thrown by Yi Ermi with a hygienic eye, "I have a lot of them in my pocket, and I eat them as snacks. It's a pity that this I can't make things, there is an element of thought."
"What is that?" A question mark floated above the knight's head.
"064-The witch's love potion. B-30, put this drug in your mouth and feed it to the person you like, and you will become your prisoner. One pill is effective for a week, and a bottle of five hundred pills." Mi Ji shook his head. Memorizing the content of the card he knew, "You two have been together for a long time." It takes a month for the pregnancy stone alone to take effect, "You should have eaten more than one."
"Yes! Yes! I remembered!" The knight rubbed his temples, "Later he fed me this again," Peat, why is Mao blushing again! "I thought it tasted good at the time, and asked him for a few, but now I've finished it."
"Okay, because you took the medicine, then I will mercifully forgive you for your mistake of being pregnant out of wedlock." Mi Ji patted the orange head of the knight like a pet, " So, about the man you said just now, he was a girl at first, then a boy? And then a youth?"
The valiant chick nodded his head again and again as if he was eating rice.
"Hmm..." Mi Ji thought to himself, this person's gender is really messed up!Hormone cookies can accomplish the task of changing a person's gender, so it is really difficult to verify the gender of the other party.However, since the person has become a boy and then a young man, it is more likely that the person himself is a man, and possibly a boy.
After all, for a woman to change her gender and other people's things is to overcome a huge psychological obstacle, right?
As for becoming a young man later, the pharaoh's height-enhancing medicine can accomplish this.But why does that person take height-enhancing drugs?Miji swept the knight's belly that hadn't started to show, OMG!Could it be to explode the chrysanthemum of the fool in front of him? !
Ouch!Well, if it is for this purpose, and the other party only seeks revenge in this way, it is not impossible to change from a woman to a man, because the person who first appeared was a daughter .Therefore, it is not easy to make a theory about the gender of the other party.
Hello!Master!What kind of gods have you offended, old man!A ridiculous lament.What kind of enmity is that, to make that person go out of his way to become a man who can have sex with another person!Just getting the hormone cookies and the elder's height-enhancing medicine is already very troublesome, let alone getting the pregnancy stone that allows this guy to conceive.
And that person can't wait to take the medicine to explode the chrysanthemum of the knight before he is old!What's more, exploding the knight's chrysanthemum is not enough to relieve hatred, and it takes a lot of patience to stay with this guy for a month, and to kiss this guy regularly, in order to feed the witch's love potion to maintain the potency, just to let this guy The goose wears the broken stone to ensure that the knight can get pregnant!Then at the last time, when the knight was pregnant with a child, he was abandoned!
oh! My Lady Gaga!This strategy is too vicious!Did a chivalrous man dig up the graves of eighteen generations of his ancestors inadvertently?
Mi Ji looked at the knight with pity and said, "Master Zhutou, what are you going to do with this child? If you don't want this child, I can help you get rid of him. It's definitely a painless abortion!"
The knight subconsciously protected his stomach: "No! I want to give birth to him!"
"Huh? What's the matter?" Mi Ji was very surprised, playing the game absent-mindedly, and pricked up his ears to eavesdrop. Yi Ermi also expressed surprise.
"If I give birth to him, I will have someone who is connected to my blood!" The knight blushed and said with yearning, "In this world."
In this, world?Mi Ji seems to be able to understand the choice of the knight at this time.
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It was so extravagant and ridiculous.
Pushing open the door of the villa inlaid with gold and silver, the two walked into the hall.Different from the luxurious and dazzling look from the outside of the villa, the only thing that stands out at a glance from the hall inside the door is a knight-errant-to-be pregnant woman sitting cross-legged on the floor, playing video games until her eyes shine golden.
"Tsk tut, this place is really clean." Mi Ji sighed.The cleanliness he was referring to did not just refer to the spotless floors and walls.This cleanliness also includes that the hall is so clean that there is not even a stool, except for the computer and game consoles that the knights are playing.
Mi Ji secretly sighed, it turns out that the Phantom Troupe likes to use ruins as their foothold, which is a weird habit, even if they change the big villa, they can't change it!Looking at this neat and clean hall, who would have imagined that the outside is so magnificent.Tsk tsk tsk, there are no tables, chairs, benches or anything. If the walls and floors are messed up, this place can also be called a ruin!
"The things in this house are more dazzling than the outside. I asked the former owner of this place to move them away." The knight said, but the movements of his hands never stopped. He wandered for a while, and spent the rest of the time staring at the computer screen in front of him.
"Where did this place come from?" Mi Ji asked, "Don't answer, let me think about it myself." He stopped the knight from answering, and walked around the hall, "The value of this castle itself It shouldn't be cheap, plus the embarrassing special situation of your body now. My conclusion is that you have been taken advantage of by a rich man, and this villa is the material compensation given to you by that rich man!" After finishing speaking, he still looked at Yier fans with the expression "I'm very smart, please praise".
Yi Erfan nodded cooperatively in agreement, and then pampered Miji's head lovingly.
Hearing the absurd deduction and seeing Yier's fan's affirmation of this weird deduction, the knight was overwhelmed: "Hey hey hey! You two are enough! I am a robber, a robber! Of course this house was stolen! "What unlucky inference!It makes him seem like a mistress who was raised outside, isn't it!
"Oh! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!" The knight who was distracted for a while, after turning his attention away from the two of them back to the computer screen, he danced and screamed strangely, but no matter how he tried to save it, it would not help. A big "Failure" appeared on the screen.
Miji is a little curious, what kind of game is this knight who has experienced the 21st century with himself in the previous life, and has been baptized by various gorgeous games, so obsessed.So he walked around behind the knight, and after finally seeing what the game was, Mi Ji lamented that the time travel god was kind to him, and stared at the computer screen with piercing eyes, almost drooling.Why is Miji so excited, because this game is really, so fucking missed by people on earth!Contra!Aww!
"Hey! Your game console and cassette have been confiscated." Mi Ji poked the knight on the shoulder.
"Apprentice, how could you treat a pregnant woman so cruelly!" Xia Ke cried and hugged the game console with the cassette still inserted in his arms, "At worst, I'll go to that game store to grab another one for you. Just let me go!"
"Okay, okay, stop teasing you! Let's talk about yours first, uh..." Mi Ji glanced at the knight's belly, "Your belly."
Then he naturally pulled the knight cross-legged to the side, and picked up the game controller of the knight and handed it to the fans of Yier.Yiermi took over the game controller tacitly, and took over the position of the knight, and started to play the game.
"Stomach..." The knight changed his nest and sat down, and suddenly became radiant, "Hey, let me tell you. They said me, here," the knight pointed to his stomach, "a womb grows out here Hey! Do you think it’s fun? There’s more…”
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!" Seeing that the knight was about to start the "chatter mode", Mi Ji hurriedly stopped him, "I asked how this came from in your stomach, but I didn't ask you here What is it like now!"
The knight scratched his hair embarrassingly: "Is this, that is, I met a girl, and then she turned into a boy, and then turned into a young man, and then we were like that, and then he disappeared, and again Then I found out I was pregnant."
"Get to the point! Describe this person's height and appearance, and that person's three stages in detail!" Mi Ji's forehead was bulging with veins, meow, what kind of description is this, do you want to be so nervous!
"Oh~" Xia Ke put away his idle look, sat upright, looked more dignified, and said sincerely, "But I don't remember his appearance."
"Gah?" I don't remember what it looked like, what kind of thing is this!It's ridiculous.
"I really can't remember what he looked like." Xia Ke frowned and thought hard for a while, and finally had to shake his head, "I can recall the details of any stage when we were together, but only As for his appearance alone, I can’t even think about it.”
"Didn't this person tell you his name?" Mi Ji asked again.
"No." The knight was a little dejected.
"Hey, hello! Pig-headed knight! You don't even know the name, so what are you doing with him! Ah?!" Mi Ji poked the knight's head fiercely with his finger, "Where's your morals? What about your morals? What about your IQ? What about IQ?" What about the "brain" of the brigade?This second-hand goods!Even a big nerve must have a bottom line!Bottom line!
The knight cried and said with a mournful face: "How do I know! It was inexplicable at that time, because I liked him so much! I felt that I would be willing to do anything he asked me to do! Then what happened to us later, he asked me to pretend to be a pregnancy stone, and then..."
peat!I'm ashamed to blush!Mi Ji continued to poke the knight roly-poly.
"Then when you think of that person now, do you still have the feeling that you are willing to do anything for him?" Having poked enough, Mi Ji stopped and continued to interrogate.
The knight blinked: "Huh? It seems that I don't have that strong feeling anymore!" Did you realize it at this time!
Mi Ji also blinked, then lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "Did that strong feeling of liking come suddenly?"
"Yeah!" Xia Ke nodded honestly, "Just after we inexplicably kissed, if I remember correctly."
Meow!Blushing again!Why are you blushing!I poke, poke, poke!
"Did he feed you anything at that time?" Mi Ji asked.
"Hmm..." The knight pondered for a moment, then replied, "It seems like there is a piece of candy."
"Is it mint flavored?" Mi thought of something, "and a bit of blueberry flavor mixed in?"
"Huh? It seems to taste like this." Xia Ke nodded, then looked at Mi Ji suspiciously, "How do you know?"
"Because I have eaten it!" Mi Ji said triumphantly, but was thrown by Yi Ermi with a hygienic eye, "I have a lot of them in my pocket, and I eat them as snacks. It's a pity that this I can't make things, there is an element of thought."
"What is that?" A question mark floated above the knight's head.
"064-The witch's love potion. B-30, put this drug in your mouth and feed it to the person you like, and you will become your prisoner. One pill is effective for a week, and a bottle of five hundred pills." Mi Ji shook his head. Memorizing the content of the card he knew, "You two have been together for a long time." It takes a month for the pregnancy stone alone to take effect, "You should have eaten more than one."
"Yes! Yes! I remembered!" The knight rubbed his temples, "Later he fed me this again," Peat, why is Mao blushing again! "I thought it tasted good at the time, and asked him for a few, but now I've finished it."
"Okay, because you took the medicine, then I will mercifully forgive you for your mistake of being pregnant out of wedlock." Mi Ji patted the orange head of the knight like a pet, " So, about the man you said just now, he was a girl at first, then a boy? And then a youth?"
The valiant chick nodded his head again and again as if he was eating rice.
"Hmm..." Mi Ji thought to himself, this person's gender is really messed up!Hormone cookies can accomplish the task of changing a person's gender, so it is really difficult to verify the gender of the other party.However, since the person has become a boy and then a young man, it is more likely that the person himself is a man, and possibly a boy.
After all, for a woman to change her gender and other people's things is to overcome a huge psychological obstacle, right?
As for becoming a young man later, the pharaoh's height-enhancing medicine can accomplish this.But why does that person take height-enhancing drugs?Miji swept the knight's belly that hadn't started to show, OMG!Could it be to explode the chrysanthemum of the fool in front of him? !
Ouch!Well, if it is for this purpose, and the other party only seeks revenge in this way, it is not impossible to change from a woman to a man, because the person who first appeared was a daughter .Therefore, it is not easy to make a theory about the gender of the other party.
Hello!Master!What kind of gods have you offended, old man!A ridiculous lament.What kind of enmity is that, to make that person go out of his way to become a man who can have sex with another person!Just getting the hormone cookies and the elder's height-enhancing medicine is already very troublesome, let alone getting the pregnancy stone that allows this guy to conceive.
And that person can't wait to take the medicine to explode the chrysanthemum of the knight before he is old!What's more, exploding the knight's chrysanthemum is not enough to relieve hatred, and it takes a lot of patience to stay with this guy for a month, and to kiss this guy regularly, in order to feed the witch's love potion to maintain the potency, just to let this guy The goose wears the broken stone to ensure that the knight can get pregnant!Then at the last time, when the knight was pregnant with a child, he was abandoned!
oh! My Lady Gaga!This strategy is too vicious!Did a chivalrous man dig up the graves of eighteen generations of his ancestors inadvertently?
Mi Ji looked at the knight with pity and said, "Master Zhutou, what are you going to do with this child? If you don't want this child, I can help you get rid of him. It's definitely a painless abortion!"
The knight subconsciously protected his stomach: "No! I want to give birth to him!"
"Huh? What's the matter?" Mi Ji was very surprised, playing the game absent-mindedly, and pricked up his ears to eavesdrop. Yi Ermi also expressed surprise.
"If I give birth to him, I will have someone who is connected to my blood!" The knight blushed and said with yearning, "In this world."
In this, world?Mi Ji seems to be able to understand the choice of the knight at this time.
The author has something to say: the third
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