The eyes fell on the last item of the company's terms: "For the content of the dream and the message of the dream owner, the employees have signed a non-disclosure agreement and if the guest strongly requests, the employees will perform memory purification afterwards to erase the memory of this dream."
This is the real reason for his reassurance.He absolutely cannot let anyone know this emotion through any means.
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Luo Ming yawned lazily, and he played with the instrument in his hand—it is said that it is a supporting facility with the one that was randomly sent out, and it can enter the dream of that person and change it to a certain extent.
"Follow the dream owner's train of thought as much as possible. Nightmare becomes adventure, tragedy becomes comedy, but don't be noticed by the other party because it is too obvious." The expert gave repeated orders, "You will become a character in the dream, remember Adaptive."
Too lazy to listen to these things he already knew by heart, Luo Ming put on the silver-white machine that resembled earphones, walked into his special room, lay down and closed his eyes.
The scene in front of him slowly turned from blurry to clear. Luo Ming felt that there were many people around him, noisy, and the strong smell of powder made him almost unable to stop sneezing.He looked down at the red bracelet on his hand—the mood of the dream master would be reflected in the color of the bracelet of the person entering the dream, and red proved to be extremely depressed and on the verge of collapse.
So... which one here is the master of the dream?Luo Ming squinted his eyes, trying to recognize his mission target in a circle of girls in red dresses.
"Xiaohua, what are you doing in a daze! Tell me, you actually married the young master of the Luo family! That Luo Ming! He is good-looking, talented, gentle and personable, he is the ideal object, woooooooo!" She pushed Luo Ming affectionately, with a look of envy.
[Note: In order to distinguish between the real version of Luo Ming and Fu Shuanghe's dream version of Luo Ming, in the future, Fu Shuanghe's dream version of Luo Ming will directly call Mr. Luo!And, the name in Luo Ming's dream this time is Xiaohuahehehe. 】
The amount of information was a bit large, and Luo Ming felt that he needed to digest it.The girl in front of her can be regarded as a member of the aristocratic family, and she once had a brief encounter at a banquet. It is said that the type she likes is the kind of rough and muscular man, so there is not much intersection between the two.
"I'm just a little flattered." Luo Ming quickly entered the role, even though he was a little uncomfortable because he could clearly feel the turbulent feeling on his chest, he turned sideways and naturally avoided another girl's act of hugging her arms, and began to feel uncomfortable Vibrant cliché.
"Hey, you don't want to marry Luo Ming the most. The whole city knows about this matter. You are chasing after him fiercely. You can't usually see that you are so enthusiastic hahaha." The girls laughed. group, but the content made Luo Ming narrow his eyes.
He lowered his head pretending to be shy, hiding the expression on his face.If he hadn't been an employee, he even suspected that this dream of being chased by a beauty was made by himself.
But judging from the condition of the bracelet, the owner of the dream is obviously an extremely masochistic character. Luo Ming guessed that he or she might like him or the girl he is possessing now, but he might think that he is not a good object, so... Find him an ideal match in a dream?
It's not shaking M, it's too depressed, or it's low self-esteem.Then...he actually doesn't need to tell who the dream owner is, he just needs to disturb the wedding.For example, greening himself?
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Withdrawing his thoughts, Luo Ming made an excuse to go to the bathroom, left the bride's room and went straight up to the third floor.The villa where the wedding was held was his private house, and the first floor below would occasionally be lent to his little girl for class reunions or something, but the third floor was a site where outsiders were not allowed to enter, and almost no one would be there at this time.
Looking left and right to see that there was no one, Luo Ming picked up the red long skirt that was in the way, took off the high heels thinking that there was no place to put them, and put them casually on the corner of the third floor, and walked towards his room.Fortunately, the bracelet "returned" to his male body after verifying his identity.
The third floor is also full of red now, the ground covered with red carpet softly licks and licks Luo Ming's bare feet, quietly swallowing the sound of walking.
"Bride, pay attention to your image." The voice was low and hoarse, almost the same as usual.If it wasn't for the faint smell of smoke on his body, Luo Ming might really think that the other party is no different from usual.
Luo Ming stopped and looked at the "uninvited guest" standing on the balcony.
Fu Shuanghe was standing on the balcony, wearing a well-chosen suit, her hair was meticulously done, her eyes were piercing, and she looked full of energy.He pointed to the skirt that Luo Ming held up high, motioning for him to put it down.
"Why don't you prepare for the wedding on the second floor, what are you doing here?" Fu Shuanghe's eyes quickly moved away from Luo Ming, and he looked at the joyous crowd on the lawn below, seemingly lost in thought.
"Come up to see the new house." Luo Ming made up an excuse. After thinking for a while, he couldn't help imitating what the girls called Shuanghe, imitating Xiaohua's tone and asking, "What about you? gentlemen."
In order to wait for an answer, he put down his skirt and came to Fu Shuanghe's side, put his hands on the railing and looked down like Fu Shuanghe.
He saw exactly himself in the crowd.
Instead of his usual lazy and maddened appearance, First Young Master Luo wandered among the crowd, his joyful appearance vividly described what it meant to be refreshed on happy occasions.He was followed by Shu Yi and other guys who helped him hold back the wine.
That Shu Yi who yelled, "Brother, you are not kind, whoever agrees to get out of singles first, who is the dog!" laughed loudly, his electric peach blossom eyes confused the eyes of all the girls, and attracted many single people away The "hatred" of the groom officer.
The cheerful music downstairs floated in the air, and the upstairs was completely silent.
"Come up and see what's missing." Fu Shuanghe replied lightly. He glanced at the girl at the side and reminded, "You can always see the new house, and the wedding will start in half an hour."
Luo Ming has no choice, Fu Shuanghe is always the most dignified in their circle, if he plays the role of Young Master Luo now, then he may still refute the other party, but it's a pity that he is Xiaohua now.In desperation, he had no choice but to nod, ready to leave.
"..." He vaguely seemed to have heard what Fu Shuanghe said, Luo Ming turned around with some doubts, only to find that the other party lit a cigarette again.
Fu Shuanghe's movements were a little rusty, and the way he lit a cigarette was a bit jerky and clumsy.At this time, Luo Ming suddenly realized what he thought was wrong with Shuanghe from the beginning.
This person is extremely self-disciplined, no smoking, no alcohol, no junk food, everything he does seems to be pulled by a thread called reason, and he seems to never understand what it means to be emotional.
But he actually smoked on the balcony on the third floor today?
Before Luo Ming could say anything, he heard the other party's urging: "Hurry up and leave?"
Luo Ming left.Fu Shuanghe watched the red dress disappear around the corner, closed his eyes and sighed wearily.Luo Ming's laughter from downstairs clearly reached his ears, and the cold railing brought back his somewhat dazed mind.He almost said "take good care of him" to this girl just now, which was too ambiguous.
Oh, after all, I'm still not reconciled.Fu Shuanghe laughed a little self-deprecatingly, and said grandly that he came to the third floor to see what Luo Ming still lacked, and even asked his partner who was destined to accompany him to take good care of him as if he was swearing sovereignty?
This person is childish, likes to pick things up, but he is stubborn and willful, and his pride is serious.People want to be cared for under the wings for a lifetime, let him be proud and let him laugh, but he still has to grow up, be polished and sculpted in the tribulations, and grow into a more dazzling self.
And the one who can witness all of this and accompany him when he needs it most is his wife who promised to accompany him for the rest of his life.It's not him, who has a dark heart and has a way of letting go of his trusted brother, and he is not qualified to say something like "take good care of him in the future"...
He, Fu Shuanghe, can be upright and have a clear conscience everywhere, but he is disgustingly shy about this matter.
Obviously this is the best ending right now, isn't it?
"Brother Shuanghe~ Where are you now? Did you agree to be the master of ceremonies for my wedding?" The phone was very noisy, and it took a long time for it to quiet down, and then Luo Ming's voice with a smile was heard.
"Stroll around casually." Fu Shuanghe's eyes were soft, and a smile could not help but be drawn on the corner of his mouth. "I'm coming over now."
On the eve of the wedding, Luo Ming sat obediently on the seat, allowing the makeup girl to smear on his face at will, but in his heart he was thinking about how to ruin the wedding without making anyone feel strange.
He took a moment to glance at the bracelet. As the wedding approached, the red color on the bracelet tended to be more intense. He even seemed to hear Didi's warning sound in his ears.
It's a little tricky.Luo Ming thought to himself.But since he promised to take the test seriously, there won't be any moisture.
So, for this dream owner, what exactly is a good dream?
Watching the wedding going on is definitely not, but if the character is really as he speculates, watching the wedding that symbolizes "happiness and a better destination" is destroyed, maybe the bracelet will not warn, but it is definitely not the real meaning The "beautiful dream" on the Internet, the owner of the dream may fall into deeper entanglement and pain.
He had to overturn his previous judgment, he had to know who the owner of the dream was before he could tailor it and create a beautiful dream for him!
After putting on makeup, at Luo Ming's request, the bride had some alone time.He locked the door and dug out his sister's clothes in the house familiarly - this room on the second floor was where his little girl lived when she came over to play occasionally, and the closet was full of things she bought on a whim There are also many clothes that are too large.
Putting on a hat, a silk scarf, and a skirt, Luo Ming just fell down from the window—the main venue of the wedding was in the garden in front of the villa, and few people passed by here.
First of all, he needs to pay attention to that this is a dream and not reality.In other words, the world conceived by the dream master may not be exactly the same as in real life, but it must be based on his understanding of reality.
This villa is private property for Luo Ming, and there are only a few people who know the significance of this place to him. Next, as long as you verify some individual details, you can roughly guess who the owner of the dream is.
So, fortunately, this time I know someone, and I must give advice to the development department after I go back, at least let the staff know the customer's information in advance so that we can prescribe the right medicine!
He walked a few steps holding the fence, squatted down in a place full of dogtail grass, took out a children's toy shovel from his pocket and shoveled it down vigorously.
Nothing was found.
Well, Shu Yi and Luo Ning are excluded.
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Luo Ming almost walked around the villa, and the final object pointed to the guy he thought was the most unlikely.
The one who knows all the layout of his villa, knows where all his little porn books (not X) and treasures are hiding, but the house has traces of years ago, and he doesn't know the latest changes-only he and himself Fighting wits and courage, he joined the army for several years after growing up, and only recently regained contact with Fu Shuanghe.His brother Shuanghe.
Luo Ming is now in a small hidden corner of the garden on the first floor. Through the plants that are almost half the height of a person, he can vaguely see the people with joyful faces coming and going, and Fu Shuanghe is among them.
There is no one from the wedding company, and he presides over the overall situation by himself, ranging from the progress of the wedding to the placement of decorations.He was as calm as ever, and there was even a relaxed and joyful look between his brows, which made people feel that he was really happy that he was able to get married from the bottom of his heart.
But Luo Ming still remembers the lonely and strong figure standing on the balcony, facing the dazzling sunlight and smoking a cigarette.
If there is no bracelet, after Luo Ming deduces that the owner of the dream is Fu Shuanghe, at most he will cooperate with the wedding, because he thinks this should be considered a sweet dream for Brother Shuanghe.The emotion he should have is the joy of seeing his brother who is close to him enter the marriage hall, not the pain and depression shown on the bracelet.
He didn't want to admit it, but he had to admit it.I'm afraid... Brother Shuanghe, he likes himself.
So determined yet so unwilling to admit it.
Does Luo Ming like Fu Shuanghe?like.
It was full of hostility from the beginning, but later became a family-like existence, the elder brother who accompanied him through the entire unstable and rebellious period.
So does he love him?have no idea.
Luo Ming sighed silently, feeling very complicated in his heart about Fu Shuanghe who was so forbearing, even unwilling to liberate himself in his dream.
Fu Shuanghe is not Shu Yi, he was able to use "good brother" as soon as he discovered Shu Yi's mind
This kind of understatement has no burden, because he understands Shu Yi's temperament, he knows how to measure and has a high emotional intelligence, after saying this, he will give up and return to his brother's position.
But it's obviously not for Brother Shuanghe.It's not that he couldn't bear it, but that he was afraid that if he continued like this, this guy who was about to suppress his illness would directly become terminally ill.
A sweet dream... What kind of dream can be called a sweet dream for him!Luo Ming is about to start pulling weeds. It is the worst policy to ruin the wedding. It would be very unwise for him to pretend to be Young Master Luo to confess his love. Brother Shuanghe's behavior is easy to understand—this person has always been so innocent. I hope that those who care about are happy.To confess is to run counter to his thoughts, not to mention that there is no time to correct his retreating wrong thoughts that make people want to beat him up.
coward!Luo Ming muttered in a low voice, his mind was spinning rapidly, the wedding was only ten minutes away, before that he had to think of a way to turn his dream into a sweet dream, and solve the deadlock in front of him.
The wedding officially started.
Luo Ming changed into a white wedding dress and appeared next to First Young Master Luo. Fu Shuanghe stood on the stage, glanced at the two of them seriously, and read the lines word by word: "Would you like to be Luo Ming's wife?" A wife, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, happy or sad, will love him unreservedly, will try to understand him, and trust him completely. You will become one with him, mutual To be a part of each other, we will face everything in life together, share each other's dreams, and spend the rest of our lives as equal and faithful partners. Are you willing?"
Luo Ming was waiting for this moment.
The so-called dream, the master's subconscious has far greater influence on it than external forces, so he can actually mainly change Fu Shuanghe's subconscious - as long as he gives him corresponding hints.Especially, when that hint is in line with one of the owner's most fundamental wishes.
In addition, as an employee of the dreamland this time, in terms of order, it is the second master, and it is not difficult to guide other people's attitudes while Fu Shuanghe is in a daze.
"Now that same-sex marriage is legal in China, I will boldly show my true heart! Who knows if the other party will agree before you express it! Luo Ning! I like you! Stay with me! I don't want to Marry your brother!" - This is the brother who directly took the knife on his sister.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the bride ran to Luo Ning, knelt down on one knee and handed the bouquet to Luo Ning.
Fu Shuanghe, who is as strong in acceptance, was stunned by this god for a while, and before Luo Ming jumped off, he came back to his senses and wanted to hold him back. He was very annoyed at the fact that she ruined the wedding and ruined Luo Ming's happiness. , but paused in the discussions of the people around him.
"That's right, the same sex is legal, so why not be afraid, just be with the person you like directly."
"It seems that the bride's pursuit of Young Master Luo was all fake. Alas, poor Young Master Luo was deceived after choosing thousands of choices."
"Who can guarantee whether the person who keeps saying that he likes is sincere, right?"
If it was really Luo Ming, the first time this happened, he would choose to control the field like Fu Shuanghe.However, for the convenience of follow-up operations, he directly let First Young Master Luo leave the field angrily.
As for Fu Shuanghe, out of a sense of responsibility, no matter how worried Luo Ming was, he would still maintain a good situation at the scene and not let the situation go too far beyond his control.During this time, the other "guests" of the wedding will brainwash him in turn.
First of all, homosexuality is legal!It was no longer a sin for him to want to be with himself.Secondly, how can you ensure that after you let go, the other person will meet a true love better than you?Finally...after the matter is over, Luo Ming will appear again to give him a heavy blow.
Plan to pass get√——by Luo Xiaoming
By the time the matter was over and the guests left after Fu Shuanghe hit him and promised not to discuss the matter too much, it was almost dusk.Fu Shuanghe stood alone in the auditorium, watching the warm orange sun pouring into the church through the colorful windows. Everything here was arranged by him, including fireworks, ranking stickers, red carpet and the last stage. dress up.
He wanted to give Luo Ming an exquisite and unforgettable wedding. After consulting the wedding company, he carefully planned the subsequent links, and wanted the wedding to end with laughter.But everything was ruined by the sudden confession.
At this moment, Luo Ming walked into the auditorium.
The wedding dress on her body has not faded, the chestnut hair seems to be coated with a layer of orange light under the sun, the makeup on her face has been wiped off, and the refreshing Luo Ming is standing at the door and grinning at him: "Double Brother He."
"Luo Xiaoming?" Fu Shuanghe returned to normal the first time he heard Luo Ming, his voice was low and soft, with a faint smile on his face.If it wasn't for the lingering loneliness in his eyes, and Luo Ming's understanding of Shuanghe's expression, he might not be able to see his strangeness at all.
Seeing Fu Shuanghe raising his eyebrows, he mocked in a low voice: "Why are you wearing a wedding dress? Want to try being a bride? Such a little difficulty has stimulated you like this?"
This was Fu Shuanghe's consistent behavior when he was disciplining him, and because of this, Luo Ming in the rebellious period basically never spent an afternoon with him peacefully.
"Yeah." Luo Ming nodded generously, looked at the other side and paused imperceptibly, somewhere in his heart grew a sense of joy, "What? I can't be a bride? Same-sex marriage is legal, isn't it?"
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"How long are you going to hide? Fu Shuanghe." The man's pupils were already shallow, but when he turned his back to the sun, he seemed to gather thousands of lights into his pupils, with a smile and certainty.
Surprisingly, he didn't feel half embarrassed.Yes, it's just layers of joy and disbelief that keep pouring up from my heart.
After all, he is just a selfish person.On the one hand, she said that it would be good to be an older brother honestly, and to see him happy, but on the other hand, she felt uncontrollable joy because of Luo Ming's hints and instructions.
Fu Shuanghe lay on the bed and took off the silver-white machine, as if the sweetness and happiness of the last intimate relationship still remained in his heart.
You are greedy too much.Pay Shuanghe.He lightly warned himself that his reason pulled back his emotions extremely quickly.
Next, you must ask the other party's employee which role they played in it and apply to delete the other party's memory of this dream.
And Luo Ming... Fu Shuanghe's eyes softened for a moment, and soon returned to their original coldness.First go and supervise the other party not to stay in bed.
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When Luo Ming woke up, he didn't know why he was in a particularly good mood.
So he happily got up early and made breakfast by himself humming a song!
Xiao Suwan was so shocked, he quickly ran to his room to find a white shirt while Luo Ming wasn't paying attention, ran to a corner where Luo Ming couldn't see, and skillfully scratched it with his claws.
【urgent!Wait online!My master suddenly got up early today to cook! ! ! !Is this being controlled by that fellow?Please take a look! 】
Every cat demon who wants to go online must have a medium.The little counselor was born late, and the only thing he had at hand was Luo Ming's shirt, so the shirt became a medium for him to communicate with the same kind.
He was anxiously waiting for the big brother's senior's reply, but he was suddenly picked up: "Little Suwan! You tore my shirt again~"
Why is the end sound still rippling when the master is angry with me? Is it too wrong? QWQ, big brother, please give me some advice. O(≧口≦)O.
Fortunately, the knock on the door interrupted the torture that Xiao Suwan was facing.
Luo Ming opened the door.
Standing at the door was Fu Shuanghe, who was carrying porridge. He raised his eyebrows in surprise: "There is no lazy bed today? Isn't it easy, Luo Xiaoming?"
☆, the fifth guest [Catching Bugs]
Whether haggling is the same as playing for fun, Song Xiang can't say, but at this moment he does have respect for Luo Ming, ah, no, this word doesn't seem to be used like that?Regardless of him, that's what it means anyway, as long as you can understand it.
Ever since he found a long-preserved photo of this man in the old book of his (secret) favorite (love) student Shen He, he has been displeased with him.He is obviously a man who is worthless except for his looks. Whether it is based on the evaluation in the school—the grades are not high or low, and he is always ranked first in the first row below the scholarship ranking of his department, or according to the evaluation among classmates—— He lives alone, even if he strikes up a conversation, he can only get a cold response, difficult to approach, or according to his evaluation-pretend to be cool, gay in a gay way, deliberately hang the scum of Shenhe!
Cough, excluding that evaluation full of personal emotions, this person really has nothing but his face!It's impossible to be poisoned by online novels, so I have to deliberately control my grades within this range, right?
Luo Xiaoming, who was one point short every time because he didn't take the CET-[-] or CET-[-] or the computer test, died innocently - he didn't take this matter to heart at first, because he slept alone, so he couldn't remember the day of the test and missed the test. Blame him?
As for the test scores... There are so many things to memorize in psychology. If he takes the test seriously, he will have to spend a lot of time on it. For Xiao Ming, lowering the test standard to 60 points is a matter of course~
But now... a psychology student who is not a major in software development or business negotiation can actually look as good as that old fritter in the mall in terms of momentum and words.
Ask yourself, there is absolutely no way he can do this.Should I say, is he worthy of being the person my father admires?
In the end, the two negotiated with a friendly handshake and settled the deal at a price of 20 yuan.
"Come, come, Luo Ming, Dong Ke, let me introduce you, my eldest daughter, writer, travel enthusiast, birthday is December 12th, blood type O, like..."
The excited Professor Song was pushed aside by the expressionless Song Yu: "Dad, rest well, I'll just come here."
"Hello, I'm Song Yu." Miss Song nodded politely at the two of them, and the smile on her face flashed, polite but unfamiliar.
"I'm Luo Ming. Maybe you've heard from Professor Song."
"Zhang Dongke." When facing non-commercial relationships, Zhang Dongke seemed a little cautious.
"..." Being a writer doesn't mean being able to talk and communicate well! ?
"..." I needed to talk a lot at night, and I spent so many brain cells before, I didn't want to think about the topic at all.
"..." Women in non-commercial relationships...?What is the best way for him to speak?Want to be a little more gentlemanly?
As a result, the scene of the three of them getting along happily in Professor Song's imagination was shattered by the embarrassing silence in front of him.
Seeing that there was nothing wrong, Luo Ming looked down at his watch, and then said that he still had something to do, so he had to take a step first.
"Okay, thank you for your hard work today." Professor Song waved his hand, and decided to turn around and secretly pass the eldest daughter's contact information to Luo Ming and Dong Ke.These two students are good and very good boys. Even if they don't succeed in the end, it's good to make a friend to change my daughter's usual thinking that "men are useless".
Professor Song was really worried about his troubled daughter.
"Senior! I'll see you off!" This was Shen He who summoned up the courage to stop in front of Luo Ming, and stared at Luo Ming with moist eyes.
Stared at by these eyes, Luo Ming suddenly recalled Fu Shuanghe's watery and cute appearance last night, who had always appeared in front of everyone with a "calm" image.
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"Huh? Then I'll go too~" This is Song Xiang who was gnashing his teeth, and before he felt admiration, he was crushed by Shen He's behavior, and let Shen He, the little white rabbit, and Luo Ming, the old fox, get along alone?Let's make his spring and autumn dream!
"Then...me too..." This was a male student who was hesitant, wondering if he should join his companions—probably everyone went to send Luo Ming off together to thank him for raising the price to 20, but anyway Why do you think the atmosphere between them is a bit strange?A male classmate with honey juice and intuition.
"It's almost time for me to go back to the company. Professor Song has a good cooperation, and I will bring you the contract to sign before I get off work tomorrow." Zhang Dongke has always been in charge of Professor Song's work, so he can talk to the old professor about his affection On the other hand, I was also afraid that the old man who was not very good-tempered would be judged by the outside world and refused to cooperate in a fit of anger.
"Hey, don't say goodbye to me, it's time for me to get off work! Our Xiao Yu has come to pick me up."
"Then let's go together." This was Song Yu who had made the final decision.
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When he finally walked out of the office, the scene of the two people walking side by side and smiling at each other at sunset was completely shattered in Shen He's mind.
It is indeed the setting sun, leaving only a little harmless heat wave on the road. There are not many people on the campus boulevard. Occasionally, one or two fallen leaves will fall quietly in the air, drawing a beautiful arc in the sky, full of fairy tales. poetic...
However, when such a large group of people appeared in such a mighty manner, there was no atmosphere at all!
The one who was chatting happily in the front was Professor Song who deliberately pulled the male classmate to the front. His hearty laughter made the people behind him look up frequently, and couldn't help but want to see what was going on.
"You talk, you talk! Hahaha, Xiao Li and I have hit it off!" In order not to be dragged by his daughter, Professor Song put in a lot of effort.
Male student: "..." There is nothing to love in life.jpg.
Walking in the middle were Song Yu, Luo Ming and Zhang Dongke.
The three of them knew Professor Song's mind well, and they couldn't be open to his old man, and there really wasn't that kind of atmosphere that breeds ambiguity, so they talked about each other, but it was still speculative.
The last ones to walk were Song Xiang and Shen He.
Shen He was extremely aggrieved, it was fine if he didn't get together with his senior, but finally got together with Song Xiang?
Song Xiang was in a very happy mood, humming a song, and Shen He, who had a puffy face, smiled silently.Occasionally, he raised his head to look at the front, and it was rare to see Luo Ming without colored glasses. He was surprised to find that the walking posture of this person was as if he had practiced it. Now that it gives people a loose and loose feeling, if you look closely, you can still find that his walking posture is a little different from that of ordinary people.
"Walking is actually a movement of pushing yourself forward with your lower limbs and toes, and allowing your shoulders and hips to rotate relative to each other on the premise of a stable lumbar spine." This is what Song Xiang's parkour coach said during training Yes, he hasn't been able to find that feeling after practicing for a long time, but Luo Ming's walking posture does not seem to be standardized, but it is indeed the true and correct walking posture in the legend!
Song Xiang suddenly had a guess that Luo Ming might actually be...
Severe patient of online novels!
Speaking of which, it's normal for a pragmatic man like him to hate him, right?
When Song Xiang was in a daze and Shen He was aggrieved, they saw Luo Ming nodding and smiling, and after a brief handshake with Song Yu beside him, they had an extremely pleasant exchange.
"Then, at noon tomorrow, I'll go find you."
"Okay, my home is at No. X03, Building XX, XX Community."
Shen He leaned closer to hear what the two were talking about: suddenly heartbroken!
The author has something to say: ah, this chapter is a bit boring t_t
Not as happy as usual at all  ̄へ ̄
Heart hurts
Recently, I’m still perfecting the setting of Carlos next door, and my mind is full of racial power distribution QWQ. Oh my god, I suddenly switched back to the daily Supin and I can’t adapt to it _(:з」∠)_
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Regarding the walking posture, I originally wanted the correct posture of Baidu's etiquette. Later, Baidu came to Zhihu's last article "How to maintain the correct walking posture"... emmm, it's a bit complicated and I don't understand (cover your face), anyway, I know that I usually walk It’s okay if everything is not right [Hey! ], the sentence "walking actually requires the lower limbs and toes to push yourself forward, and on the premise of stable lumbar spine, let the shoulders and hips rotate relative to each other" is the most praised high-tech coach.So just borrow it!
☆, the fifth guest
Luo Ming's guest tonight is a regular-looking, serious person who looks more like an ordinary office worker than Zhang Dongke next door... an office worker.
He is the lucky winner of the new lottery on the app. Looking around, his home is full of express boxes with various packages.
"Hahaha, don't be too messy. I won a lot of things in the lottery on Weibo. They just delivered them today. I remember opening them before I come." The other party scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed. "By the way, buddy, what on earth does Dream Express do?"
...So you don't know what Dream Express is, you just open the door and let me in, and still look familiar?
Good professionalism made Luo Ming smile awkwardly. He handed the contract to the other party and explained to the side: "The specific terms and conditions are all there, so you don't have to worry about it. Dream Express is a door-to-door service provider for insomnia users. Sleeping service, let you enjoy a good night's express delivery. The employees have been professionally trained and have professional sleeping skills."
"Sleep? What a beautiful night?" The office worker's expression suddenly became very strange. He subconsciously gathered the T-shirt on his body, almost letting the document in his hand fall. ...?"
"I, I, I, I just participated in a random lottery. I thought it was a sleep aid tool or a game. What about me...my girlfriend is coming to see me in two days." The office worker was in a hurry After receiving the file, he explained to Luo Ming stiffly.
Luo Ming took the documents in his hands that were about to fall to the ground several times, and struggled to maintain a soft and non-aggressive smile on his face: "I am Luo Ming, employee No. 188 of Dream Express, and Dream Express will abide by the following terms, and at the same time I hope you can abide by the following clauses. First, Dream Express will not have unnecessary physical contact with customers. If there is any violation of the contract, it will be dismissed and criminal punishment will be traced according to the degree of contact and intention. This clause also applies to customers. Second, if Dream Express causes any property damage to customers, the company will confirm whether there is any fault in the express delivery, and then make full compensation. Third, the business scope of Dream Express includes..."
After Luo Ming finished reading all the terms word by word, the guy who obviously thought too much was finally relieved, he signed it readily, scratched his head and laughed loudly: "I'm sorry, brother, your express delivery is too expensive. It's so misleading, I almost thought you were the same type as those who would come to your door with just one phone call, hahaha."
Luo Ming: "..." There was exhaustion in the smile.jpg.
It was relatively simple to deal with this office worker. Apart from being too excited when he was asked to close his eyes, he also cooperated very well, falling asleep in a very short period of time.
He didn't have the so-called insomnia and anxiety, he just happened to be lucky enough to win the lottery.Luo Ming took one last look at the couriers all over the room, and quietly closed the door amidst loud snores.
After he got home, took a shower and went to bed, he no longer remembered what he had promised with a certain young lady.
So, being woken up by the doorbell the next day naturally deserved it.
Luo Ming, who was sleep deprived and still a little dazed, yawned through the door and said very rudely to the young lady: "...please wait for a while."
The little sister under the big sun: ...you don't know how to open the door first and let me in! ?
He half-closed his eyes and ran to the toilet to wash and change his clothes. He was finally refreshed and felt that he had a good image and temperament before going to open the door.
"It's up to you." All the gentlemanly demeanor was used in "In order not to let the girl see the scruffy eyes that I just got up, so I didn't open the door until after washing." Luo Ming waved his hand casually, and did not greet the guests. The concept of going to the kitchen to pour a glass of water for the guests when you come to the door.
Song Yu, who had poured half a bottle of ice mineral water at the door, was so blue, this kind of man!Deserves to be single!
When the two of them got everything ready and were sitting at the dining table ready to talk about business, Luo Ming answered the phone slowly.
"I've got takeaway."
...So why did my mother come to find this kind of man! ?Was yesterday's credible fucking fake?
Song Yu looked expressionlessly at the man who was wearing the same white shirt as yesterday and was carrying a takeaway box. From the outside, the man who looked like a gentle god in the hearts of thousands of girls put down the boxes in front of her one by one, looking very rich of a lunch.
He raised his head, looked at Song Yu who was staring at his meal with some doubts, blinked, and seemed to open his mouth to say something.
"No need." Finally feeling that the wounded heart was healed, Song Yu rejected Luo Ming's friendly suggestion of inviting him to have a meal together. It was not easy for her to actively seek cooperation with him because of the PUA matter. The act of dining together intimately should be avoided if it can be avoided.
"No, I just want to say." Luo Ming smiled lowly. He took out the disposable chopsticks and piled the lids aside, being careful not to spill the water on the table. "If you want, I can do it again. Order a takeaway for you, Miss Song. After all, if I'm the only one eating, it will make you lonely."
...I look up to this man!
Can such a person really cooperate with her to figure out the PUA routine?
"Why not." Luo Ming seemed confident, he seemed to see through Song Yu's thoughts, put down the chopsticks in his hand and looked very determined, "I performed too well and it was not easy to join them. Those so-called training institutions The PUA is not only deceiving innocent little girls."
"Hand over a dozen or 20
This is the real reason for his reassurance.He absolutely cannot let anyone know this emotion through any means.
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Luo Ming yawned lazily, and he played with the instrument in his hand—it is said that it is a supporting facility with the one that was randomly sent out, and it can enter the dream of that person and change it to a certain extent.
"Follow the dream owner's train of thought as much as possible. Nightmare becomes adventure, tragedy becomes comedy, but don't be noticed by the other party because it is too obvious." The expert gave repeated orders, "You will become a character in the dream, remember Adaptive."
Too lazy to listen to these things he already knew by heart, Luo Ming put on the silver-white machine that resembled earphones, walked into his special room, lay down and closed his eyes.
The scene in front of him slowly turned from blurry to clear. Luo Ming felt that there were many people around him, noisy, and the strong smell of powder made him almost unable to stop sneezing.He looked down at the red bracelet on his hand—the mood of the dream master would be reflected in the color of the bracelet of the person entering the dream, and red proved to be extremely depressed and on the verge of collapse.
So... which one here is the master of the dream?Luo Ming squinted his eyes, trying to recognize his mission target in a circle of girls in red dresses.
"Xiaohua, what are you doing in a daze! Tell me, you actually married the young master of the Luo family! That Luo Ming! He is good-looking, talented, gentle and personable, he is the ideal object, woooooooo!" She pushed Luo Ming affectionately, with a look of envy.
[Note: In order to distinguish between the real version of Luo Ming and Fu Shuanghe's dream version of Luo Ming, in the future, Fu Shuanghe's dream version of Luo Ming will directly call Mr. Luo!And, the name in Luo Ming's dream this time is Xiaohuahehehe. 】
The amount of information was a bit large, and Luo Ming felt that he needed to digest it.The girl in front of her can be regarded as a member of the aristocratic family, and she once had a brief encounter at a banquet. It is said that the type she likes is the kind of rough and muscular man, so there is not much intersection between the two.
"I'm just a little flattered." Luo Ming quickly entered the role, even though he was a little uncomfortable because he could clearly feel the turbulent feeling on his chest, he turned sideways and naturally avoided another girl's act of hugging her arms, and began to feel uncomfortable Vibrant cliché.
"Hey, you don't want to marry Luo Ming the most. The whole city knows about this matter. You are chasing after him fiercely. You can't usually see that you are so enthusiastic hahaha." The girls laughed. group, but the content made Luo Ming narrow his eyes.
He lowered his head pretending to be shy, hiding the expression on his face.If he hadn't been an employee, he even suspected that this dream of being chased by a beauty was made by himself.
But judging from the condition of the bracelet, the owner of the dream is obviously an extremely masochistic character. Luo Ming guessed that he or she might like him or the girl he is possessing now, but he might think that he is not a good object, so... Find him an ideal match in a dream?
It's not shaking M, it's too depressed, or it's low self-esteem.Then...he actually doesn't need to tell who the dream owner is, he just needs to disturb the wedding.For example, greening himself?
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Withdrawing his thoughts, Luo Ming made an excuse to go to the bathroom, left the bride's room and went straight up to the third floor.The villa where the wedding was held was his private house, and the first floor below would occasionally be lent to his little girl for class reunions or something, but the third floor was a site where outsiders were not allowed to enter, and almost no one would be there at this time.
Looking left and right to see that there was no one, Luo Ming picked up the red long skirt that was in the way, took off the high heels thinking that there was no place to put them, and put them casually on the corner of the third floor, and walked towards his room.Fortunately, the bracelet "returned" to his male body after verifying his identity.
The third floor is also full of red now, the ground covered with red carpet softly licks and licks Luo Ming's bare feet, quietly swallowing the sound of walking.
"Bride, pay attention to your image." The voice was low and hoarse, almost the same as usual.If it wasn't for the faint smell of smoke on his body, Luo Ming might really think that the other party is no different from usual.
Luo Ming stopped and looked at the "uninvited guest" standing on the balcony.
Fu Shuanghe was standing on the balcony, wearing a well-chosen suit, her hair was meticulously done, her eyes were piercing, and she looked full of energy.He pointed to the skirt that Luo Ming held up high, motioning for him to put it down.
"Why don't you prepare for the wedding on the second floor, what are you doing here?" Fu Shuanghe's eyes quickly moved away from Luo Ming, and he looked at the joyous crowd on the lawn below, seemingly lost in thought.
"Come up to see the new house." Luo Ming made up an excuse. After thinking for a while, he couldn't help imitating what the girls called Shuanghe, imitating Xiaohua's tone and asking, "What about you? gentlemen."
In order to wait for an answer, he put down his skirt and came to Fu Shuanghe's side, put his hands on the railing and looked down like Fu Shuanghe.
He saw exactly himself in the crowd.
Instead of his usual lazy and maddened appearance, First Young Master Luo wandered among the crowd, his joyful appearance vividly described what it meant to be refreshed on happy occasions.He was followed by Shu Yi and other guys who helped him hold back the wine.
That Shu Yi who yelled, "Brother, you are not kind, whoever agrees to get out of singles first, who is the dog!" laughed loudly, his electric peach blossom eyes confused the eyes of all the girls, and attracted many single people away The "hatred" of the groom officer.
The cheerful music downstairs floated in the air, and the upstairs was completely silent.
"Come up and see what's missing." Fu Shuanghe replied lightly. He glanced at the girl at the side and reminded, "You can always see the new house, and the wedding will start in half an hour."
Luo Ming has no choice, Fu Shuanghe is always the most dignified in their circle, if he plays the role of Young Master Luo now, then he may still refute the other party, but it's a pity that he is Xiaohua now.In desperation, he had no choice but to nod, ready to leave.
"..." He vaguely seemed to have heard what Fu Shuanghe said, Luo Ming turned around with some doubts, only to find that the other party lit a cigarette again.
Fu Shuanghe's movements were a little rusty, and the way he lit a cigarette was a bit jerky and clumsy.At this time, Luo Ming suddenly realized what he thought was wrong with Shuanghe from the beginning.
This person is extremely self-disciplined, no smoking, no alcohol, no junk food, everything he does seems to be pulled by a thread called reason, and he seems to never understand what it means to be emotional.
But he actually smoked on the balcony on the third floor today?
Before Luo Ming could say anything, he heard the other party's urging: "Hurry up and leave?"
Luo Ming left.Fu Shuanghe watched the red dress disappear around the corner, closed his eyes and sighed wearily.Luo Ming's laughter from downstairs clearly reached his ears, and the cold railing brought back his somewhat dazed mind.He almost said "take good care of him" to this girl just now, which was too ambiguous.
Oh, after all, I'm still not reconciled.Fu Shuanghe laughed a little self-deprecatingly, and said grandly that he came to the third floor to see what Luo Ming still lacked, and even asked his partner who was destined to accompany him to take good care of him as if he was swearing sovereignty?
This person is childish, likes to pick things up, but he is stubborn and willful, and his pride is serious.People want to be cared for under the wings for a lifetime, let him be proud and let him laugh, but he still has to grow up, be polished and sculpted in the tribulations, and grow into a more dazzling self.
And the one who can witness all of this and accompany him when he needs it most is his wife who promised to accompany him for the rest of his life.It's not him, who has a dark heart and has a way of letting go of his trusted brother, and he is not qualified to say something like "take good care of him in the future"...
He, Fu Shuanghe, can be upright and have a clear conscience everywhere, but he is disgustingly shy about this matter.
Obviously this is the best ending right now, isn't it?
"Brother Shuanghe~ Where are you now? Did you agree to be the master of ceremonies for my wedding?" The phone was very noisy, and it took a long time for it to quiet down, and then Luo Ming's voice with a smile was heard.
"Stroll around casually." Fu Shuanghe's eyes were soft, and a smile could not help but be drawn on the corner of his mouth. "I'm coming over now."
On the eve of the wedding, Luo Ming sat obediently on the seat, allowing the makeup girl to smear on his face at will, but in his heart he was thinking about how to ruin the wedding without making anyone feel strange.
He took a moment to glance at the bracelet. As the wedding approached, the red color on the bracelet tended to be more intense. He even seemed to hear Didi's warning sound in his ears.
It's a little tricky.Luo Ming thought to himself.But since he promised to take the test seriously, there won't be any moisture.
So, for this dream owner, what exactly is a good dream?
Watching the wedding going on is definitely not, but if the character is really as he speculates, watching the wedding that symbolizes "happiness and a better destination" is destroyed, maybe the bracelet will not warn, but it is definitely not the real meaning The "beautiful dream" on the Internet, the owner of the dream may fall into deeper entanglement and pain.
He had to overturn his previous judgment, he had to know who the owner of the dream was before he could tailor it and create a beautiful dream for him!
After putting on makeup, at Luo Ming's request, the bride had some alone time.He locked the door and dug out his sister's clothes in the house familiarly - this room on the second floor was where his little girl lived when she came over to play occasionally, and the closet was full of things she bought on a whim There are also many clothes that are too large.
Putting on a hat, a silk scarf, and a skirt, Luo Ming just fell down from the window—the main venue of the wedding was in the garden in front of the villa, and few people passed by here.
First of all, he needs to pay attention to that this is a dream and not reality.In other words, the world conceived by the dream master may not be exactly the same as in real life, but it must be based on his understanding of reality.
This villa is private property for Luo Ming, and there are only a few people who know the significance of this place to him. Next, as long as you verify some individual details, you can roughly guess who the owner of the dream is.
So, fortunately, this time I know someone, and I must give advice to the development department after I go back, at least let the staff know the customer's information in advance so that we can prescribe the right medicine!
He walked a few steps holding the fence, squatted down in a place full of dogtail grass, took out a children's toy shovel from his pocket and shoveled it down vigorously.
Nothing was found.
Well, Shu Yi and Luo Ning are excluded.
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Luo Ming almost walked around the villa, and the final object pointed to the guy he thought was the most unlikely.
The one who knows all the layout of his villa, knows where all his little porn books (not X) and treasures are hiding, but the house has traces of years ago, and he doesn't know the latest changes-only he and himself Fighting wits and courage, he joined the army for several years after growing up, and only recently regained contact with Fu Shuanghe.His brother Shuanghe.
Luo Ming is now in a small hidden corner of the garden on the first floor. Through the plants that are almost half the height of a person, he can vaguely see the people with joyful faces coming and going, and Fu Shuanghe is among them.
There is no one from the wedding company, and he presides over the overall situation by himself, ranging from the progress of the wedding to the placement of decorations.He was as calm as ever, and there was even a relaxed and joyful look between his brows, which made people feel that he was really happy that he was able to get married from the bottom of his heart.
But Luo Ming still remembers the lonely and strong figure standing on the balcony, facing the dazzling sunlight and smoking a cigarette.
If there is no bracelet, after Luo Ming deduces that the owner of the dream is Fu Shuanghe, at most he will cooperate with the wedding, because he thinks this should be considered a sweet dream for Brother Shuanghe.The emotion he should have is the joy of seeing his brother who is close to him enter the marriage hall, not the pain and depression shown on the bracelet.
He didn't want to admit it, but he had to admit it.I'm afraid... Brother Shuanghe, he likes himself.
So determined yet so unwilling to admit it.
Does Luo Ming like Fu Shuanghe?like.
It was full of hostility from the beginning, but later became a family-like existence, the elder brother who accompanied him through the entire unstable and rebellious period.
So does he love him?have no idea.
Luo Ming sighed silently, feeling very complicated in his heart about Fu Shuanghe who was so forbearing, even unwilling to liberate himself in his dream.
Fu Shuanghe is not Shu Yi, he was able to use "good brother" as soon as he discovered Shu Yi's mind
This kind of understatement has no burden, because he understands Shu Yi's temperament, he knows how to measure and has a high emotional intelligence, after saying this, he will give up and return to his brother's position.
But it's obviously not for Brother Shuanghe.It's not that he couldn't bear it, but that he was afraid that if he continued like this, this guy who was about to suppress his illness would directly become terminally ill.
A sweet dream... What kind of dream can be called a sweet dream for him!Luo Ming is about to start pulling weeds. It is the worst policy to ruin the wedding. It would be very unwise for him to pretend to be Young Master Luo to confess his love. Brother Shuanghe's behavior is easy to understand—this person has always been so innocent. I hope that those who care about are happy.To confess is to run counter to his thoughts, not to mention that there is no time to correct his retreating wrong thoughts that make people want to beat him up.
coward!Luo Ming muttered in a low voice, his mind was spinning rapidly, the wedding was only ten minutes away, before that he had to think of a way to turn his dream into a sweet dream, and solve the deadlock in front of him.
The wedding officially started.
Luo Ming changed into a white wedding dress and appeared next to First Young Master Luo. Fu Shuanghe stood on the stage, glanced at the two of them seriously, and read the lines word by word: "Would you like to be Luo Ming's wife?" A wife, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, happy or sad, will love him unreservedly, will try to understand him, and trust him completely. You will become one with him, mutual To be a part of each other, we will face everything in life together, share each other's dreams, and spend the rest of our lives as equal and faithful partners. Are you willing?"
Luo Ming was waiting for this moment.
The so-called dream, the master's subconscious has far greater influence on it than external forces, so he can actually mainly change Fu Shuanghe's subconscious - as long as he gives him corresponding hints.Especially, when that hint is in line with one of the owner's most fundamental wishes.
In addition, as an employee of the dreamland this time, in terms of order, it is the second master, and it is not difficult to guide other people's attitudes while Fu Shuanghe is in a daze.
"Now that same-sex marriage is legal in China, I will boldly show my true heart! Who knows if the other party will agree before you express it! Luo Ning! I like you! Stay with me! I don't want to Marry your brother!" - This is the brother who directly took the knife on his sister.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the bride ran to Luo Ning, knelt down on one knee and handed the bouquet to Luo Ning.
Fu Shuanghe, who is as strong in acceptance, was stunned by this god for a while, and before Luo Ming jumped off, he came back to his senses and wanted to hold him back. He was very annoyed at the fact that she ruined the wedding and ruined Luo Ming's happiness. , but paused in the discussions of the people around him.
"That's right, the same sex is legal, so why not be afraid, just be with the person you like directly."
"It seems that the bride's pursuit of Young Master Luo was all fake. Alas, poor Young Master Luo was deceived after choosing thousands of choices."
"Who can guarantee whether the person who keeps saying that he likes is sincere, right?"
If it was really Luo Ming, the first time this happened, he would choose to control the field like Fu Shuanghe.However, for the convenience of follow-up operations, he directly let First Young Master Luo leave the field angrily.
As for Fu Shuanghe, out of a sense of responsibility, no matter how worried Luo Ming was, he would still maintain a good situation at the scene and not let the situation go too far beyond his control.During this time, the other "guests" of the wedding will brainwash him in turn.
First of all, homosexuality is legal!It was no longer a sin for him to want to be with himself.Secondly, how can you ensure that after you let go, the other person will meet a true love better than you?Finally...after the matter is over, Luo Ming will appear again to give him a heavy blow.
Plan to pass get√——by Luo Xiaoming
By the time the matter was over and the guests left after Fu Shuanghe hit him and promised not to discuss the matter too much, it was almost dusk.Fu Shuanghe stood alone in the auditorium, watching the warm orange sun pouring into the church through the colorful windows. Everything here was arranged by him, including fireworks, ranking stickers, red carpet and the last stage. dress up.
He wanted to give Luo Ming an exquisite and unforgettable wedding. After consulting the wedding company, he carefully planned the subsequent links, and wanted the wedding to end with laughter.But everything was ruined by the sudden confession.
At this moment, Luo Ming walked into the auditorium.
The wedding dress on her body has not faded, the chestnut hair seems to be coated with a layer of orange light under the sun, the makeup on her face has been wiped off, and the refreshing Luo Ming is standing at the door and grinning at him: "Double Brother He."
"Luo Xiaoming?" Fu Shuanghe returned to normal the first time he heard Luo Ming, his voice was low and soft, with a faint smile on his face.If it wasn't for the lingering loneliness in his eyes, and Luo Ming's understanding of Shuanghe's expression, he might not be able to see his strangeness at all.
Seeing Fu Shuanghe raising his eyebrows, he mocked in a low voice: "Why are you wearing a wedding dress? Want to try being a bride? Such a little difficulty has stimulated you like this?"
This was Fu Shuanghe's consistent behavior when he was disciplining him, and because of this, Luo Ming in the rebellious period basically never spent an afternoon with him peacefully.
"Yeah." Luo Ming nodded generously, looked at the other side and paused imperceptibly, somewhere in his heart grew a sense of joy, "What? I can't be a bride? Same-sex marriage is legal, isn't it?"
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"How long are you going to hide? Fu Shuanghe." The man's pupils were already shallow, but when he turned his back to the sun, he seemed to gather thousands of lights into his pupils, with a smile and certainty.
Surprisingly, he didn't feel half embarrassed.Yes, it's just layers of joy and disbelief that keep pouring up from my heart.
After all, he is just a selfish person.On the one hand, she said that it would be good to be an older brother honestly, and to see him happy, but on the other hand, she felt uncontrollable joy because of Luo Ming's hints and instructions.
Fu Shuanghe lay on the bed and took off the silver-white machine, as if the sweetness and happiness of the last intimate relationship still remained in his heart.
You are greedy too much.Pay Shuanghe.He lightly warned himself that his reason pulled back his emotions extremely quickly.
Next, you must ask the other party's employee which role they played in it and apply to delete the other party's memory of this dream.
And Luo Ming... Fu Shuanghe's eyes softened for a moment, and soon returned to their original coldness.First go and supervise the other party not to stay in bed.
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When Luo Ming woke up, he didn't know why he was in a particularly good mood.
So he happily got up early and made breakfast by himself humming a song!
Xiao Suwan was so shocked, he quickly ran to his room to find a white shirt while Luo Ming wasn't paying attention, ran to a corner where Luo Ming couldn't see, and skillfully scratched it with his claws.
【urgent!Wait online!My master suddenly got up early today to cook! ! ! !Is this being controlled by that fellow?Please take a look! 】
Every cat demon who wants to go online must have a medium.The little counselor was born late, and the only thing he had at hand was Luo Ming's shirt, so the shirt became a medium for him to communicate with the same kind.
He was anxiously waiting for the big brother's senior's reply, but he was suddenly picked up: "Little Suwan! You tore my shirt again~"
Why is the end sound still rippling when the master is angry with me? Is it too wrong? QWQ, big brother, please give me some advice. O(≧口≦)O.
Fortunately, the knock on the door interrupted the torture that Xiao Suwan was facing.
Luo Ming opened the door.
Standing at the door was Fu Shuanghe, who was carrying porridge. He raised his eyebrows in surprise: "There is no lazy bed today? Isn't it easy, Luo Xiaoming?"
☆, the fifth guest [Catching Bugs]
Whether haggling is the same as playing for fun, Song Xiang can't say, but at this moment he does have respect for Luo Ming, ah, no, this word doesn't seem to be used like that?Regardless of him, that's what it means anyway, as long as you can understand it.
Ever since he found a long-preserved photo of this man in the old book of his (secret) favorite (love) student Shen He, he has been displeased with him.He is obviously a man who is worthless except for his looks. Whether it is based on the evaluation in the school—the grades are not high or low, and he is always ranked first in the first row below the scholarship ranking of his department, or according to the evaluation among classmates—— He lives alone, even if he strikes up a conversation, he can only get a cold response, difficult to approach, or according to his evaluation-pretend to be cool, gay in a gay way, deliberately hang the scum of Shenhe!
Cough, excluding that evaluation full of personal emotions, this person really has nothing but his face!It's impossible to be poisoned by online novels, so I have to deliberately control my grades within this range, right?
Luo Xiaoming, who was one point short every time because he didn't take the CET-[-] or CET-[-] or the computer test, died innocently - he didn't take this matter to heart at first, because he slept alone, so he couldn't remember the day of the test and missed the test. Blame him?
As for the test scores... There are so many things to memorize in psychology. If he takes the test seriously, he will have to spend a lot of time on it. For Xiao Ming, lowering the test standard to 60 points is a matter of course~
But now... a psychology student who is not a major in software development or business negotiation can actually look as good as that old fritter in the mall in terms of momentum and words.
Ask yourself, there is absolutely no way he can do this.Should I say, is he worthy of being the person my father admires?
In the end, the two negotiated with a friendly handshake and settled the deal at a price of 20 yuan.
"Come, come, Luo Ming, Dong Ke, let me introduce you, my eldest daughter, writer, travel enthusiast, birthday is December 12th, blood type O, like..."
The excited Professor Song was pushed aside by the expressionless Song Yu: "Dad, rest well, I'll just come here."
"Hello, I'm Song Yu." Miss Song nodded politely at the two of them, and the smile on her face flashed, polite but unfamiliar.
"I'm Luo Ming. Maybe you've heard from Professor Song."
"Zhang Dongke." When facing non-commercial relationships, Zhang Dongke seemed a little cautious.
"..." Being a writer doesn't mean being able to talk and communicate well! ?
"..." I needed to talk a lot at night, and I spent so many brain cells before, I didn't want to think about the topic at all.
"..." Women in non-commercial relationships...?What is the best way for him to speak?Want to be a little more gentlemanly?
As a result, the scene of the three of them getting along happily in Professor Song's imagination was shattered by the embarrassing silence in front of him.
Seeing that there was nothing wrong, Luo Ming looked down at his watch, and then said that he still had something to do, so he had to take a step first.
"Okay, thank you for your hard work today." Professor Song waved his hand, and decided to turn around and secretly pass the eldest daughter's contact information to Luo Ming and Dong Ke.These two students are good and very good boys. Even if they don't succeed in the end, it's good to make a friend to change my daughter's usual thinking that "men are useless".
Professor Song was really worried about his troubled daughter.
"Senior! I'll see you off!" This was Shen He who summoned up the courage to stop in front of Luo Ming, and stared at Luo Ming with moist eyes.
Stared at by these eyes, Luo Ming suddenly recalled Fu Shuanghe's watery and cute appearance last night, who had always appeared in front of everyone with a "calm" image.
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"Huh? Then I'll go too~" This is Song Xiang who was gnashing his teeth, and before he felt admiration, he was crushed by Shen He's behavior, and let Shen He, the little white rabbit, and Luo Ming, the old fox, get along alone?Let's make his spring and autumn dream!
"Then...me too..." This was a male student who was hesitant, wondering if he should join his companions—probably everyone went to send Luo Ming off together to thank him for raising the price to 20, but anyway Why do you think the atmosphere between them is a bit strange?A male classmate with honey juice and intuition.
"It's almost time for me to go back to the company. Professor Song has a good cooperation, and I will bring you the contract to sign before I get off work tomorrow." Zhang Dongke has always been in charge of Professor Song's work, so he can talk to the old professor about his affection On the other hand, I was also afraid that the old man who was not very good-tempered would be judged by the outside world and refused to cooperate in a fit of anger.
"Hey, don't say goodbye to me, it's time for me to get off work! Our Xiao Yu has come to pick me up."
"Then let's go together." This was Song Yu who had made the final decision.
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When he finally walked out of the office, the scene of the two people walking side by side and smiling at each other at sunset was completely shattered in Shen He's mind.
It is indeed the setting sun, leaving only a little harmless heat wave on the road. There are not many people on the campus boulevard. Occasionally, one or two fallen leaves will fall quietly in the air, drawing a beautiful arc in the sky, full of fairy tales. poetic...
However, when such a large group of people appeared in such a mighty manner, there was no atmosphere at all!
The one who was chatting happily in the front was Professor Song who deliberately pulled the male classmate to the front. His hearty laughter made the people behind him look up frequently, and couldn't help but want to see what was going on.
"You talk, you talk! Hahaha, Xiao Li and I have hit it off!" In order not to be dragged by his daughter, Professor Song put in a lot of effort.
Male student: "..." There is nothing to love in life.jpg.
Walking in the middle were Song Yu, Luo Ming and Zhang Dongke.
The three of them knew Professor Song's mind well, and they couldn't be open to his old man, and there really wasn't that kind of atmosphere that breeds ambiguity, so they talked about each other, but it was still speculative.
The last ones to walk were Song Xiang and Shen He.
Shen He was extremely aggrieved, it was fine if he didn't get together with his senior, but finally got together with Song Xiang?
Song Xiang was in a very happy mood, humming a song, and Shen He, who had a puffy face, smiled silently.Occasionally, he raised his head to look at the front, and it was rare to see Luo Ming without colored glasses. He was surprised to find that the walking posture of this person was as if he had practiced it. Now that it gives people a loose and loose feeling, if you look closely, you can still find that his walking posture is a little different from that of ordinary people.
"Walking is actually a movement of pushing yourself forward with your lower limbs and toes, and allowing your shoulders and hips to rotate relative to each other on the premise of a stable lumbar spine." This is what Song Xiang's parkour coach said during training Yes, he hasn't been able to find that feeling after practicing for a long time, but Luo Ming's walking posture does not seem to be standardized, but it is indeed the true and correct walking posture in the legend!
Song Xiang suddenly had a guess that Luo Ming might actually be...
Severe patient of online novels!
Speaking of which, it's normal for a pragmatic man like him to hate him, right?
When Song Xiang was in a daze and Shen He was aggrieved, they saw Luo Ming nodding and smiling, and after a brief handshake with Song Yu beside him, they had an extremely pleasant exchange.
"Then, at noon tomorrow, I'll go find you."
"Okay, my home is at No. X03, Building XX, XX Community."
Shen He leaned closer to hear what the two were talking about: suddenly heartbroken!
The author has something to say: ah, this chapter is a bit boring t_t
Not as happy as usual at all  ̄へ ̄
Heart hurts
Recently, I’m still perfecting the setting of Carlos next door, and my mind is full of racial power distribution QWQ. Oh my god, I suddenly switched back to the daily Supin and I can’t adapt to it _(:з」∠)_
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Regarding the walking posture, I originally wanted the correct posture of Baidu's etiquette. Later, Baidu came to Zhihu's last article "How to maintain the correct walking posture"... emmm, it's a bit complicated and I don't understand (cover your face), anyway, I know that I usually walk It’s okay if everything is not right [Hey! ], the sentence "walking actually requires the lower limbs and toes to push yourself forward, and on the premise of stable lumbar spine, let the shoulders and hips rotate relative to each other" is the most praised high-tech coach.So just borrow it!
☆, the fifth guest
Luo Ming's guest tonight is a regular-looking, serious person who looks more like an ordinary office worker than Zhang Dongke next door... an office worker.
He is the lucky winner of the new lottery on the app. Looking around, his home is full of express boxes with various packages.
"Hahaha, don't be too messy. I won a lot of things in the lottery on Weibo. They just delivered them today. I remember opening them before I come." The other party scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed. "By the way, buddy, what on earth does Dream Express do?"
...So you don't know what Dream Express is, you just open the door and let me in, and still look familiar?
Good professionalism made Luo Ming smile awkwardly. He handed the contract to the other party and explained to the side: "The specific terms and conditions are all there, so you don't have to worry about it. Dream Express is a door-to-door service provider for insomnia users. Sleeping service, let you enjoy a good night's express delivery. The employees have been professionally trained and have professional sleeping skills."
"Sleep? What a beautiful night?" The office worker's expression suddenly became very strange. He subconsciously gathered the T-shirt on his body, almost letting the document in his hand fall. ...?"
"I, I, I, I just participated in a random lottery. I thought it was a sleep aid tool or a game. What about me...my girlfriend is coming to see me in two days." The office worker was in a hurry After receiving the file, he explained to Luo Ming stiffly.
Luo Ming took the documents in his hands that were about to fall to the ground several times, and struggled to maintain a soft and non-aggressive smile on his face: "I am Luo Ming, employee No. 188 of Dream Express, and Dream Express will abide by the following terms, and at the same time I hope you can abide by the following clauses. First, Dream Express will not have unnecessary physical contact with customers. If there is any violation of the contract, it will be dismissed and criminal punishment will be traced according to the degree of contact and intention. This clause also applies to customers. Second, if Dream Express causes any property damage to customers, the company will confirm whether there is any fault in the express delivery, and then make full compensation. Third, the business scope of Dream Express includes..."
After Luo Ming finished reading all the terms word by word, the guy who obviously thought too much was finally relieved, he signed it readily, scratched his head and laughed loudly: "I'm sorry, brother, your express delivery is too expensive. It's so misleading, I almost thought you were the same type as those who would come to your door with just one phone call, hahaha."
Luo Ming: "..." There was exhaustion in the smile.jpg.
It was relatively simple to deal with this office worker. Apart from being too excited when he was asked to close his eyes, he also cooperated very well, falling asleep in a very short period of time.
He didn't have the so-called insomnia and anxiety, he just happened to be lucky enough to win the lottery.Luo Ming took one last look at the couriers all over the room, and quietly closed the door amidst loud snores.
After he got home, took a shower and went to bed, he no longer remembered what he had promised with a certain young lady.
So, being woken up by the doorbell the next day naturally deserved it.
Luo Ming, who was sleep deprived and still a little dazed, yawned through the door and said very rudely to the young lady: "...please wait for a while."
The little sister under the big sun: ...you don't know how to open the door first and let me in! ?
He half-closed his eyes and ran to the toilet to wash and change his clothes. He was finally refreshed and felt that he had a good image and temperament before going to open the door.
"It's up to you." All the gentlemanly demeanor was used in "In order not to let the girl see the scruffy eyes that I just got up, so I didn't open the door until after washing." Luo Ming waved his hand casually, and did not greet the guests. The concept of going to the kitchen to pour a glass of water for the guests when you come to the door.
Song Yu, who had poured half a bottle of ice mineral water at the door, was so blue, this kind of man!Deserves to be single!
When the two of them got everything ready and were sitting at the dining table ready to talk about business, Luo Ming answered the phone slowly.
"I've got takeaway."
...So why did my mother come to find this kind of man! ?Was yesterday's credible fucking fake?
Song Yu looked expressionlessly at the man who was wearing the same white shirt as yesterday and was carrying a takeaway box. From the outside, the man who looked like a gentle god in the hearts of thousands of girls put down the boxes in front of her one by one, looking very rich of a lunch.
He raised his head, looked at Song Yu who was staring at his meal with some doubts, blinked, and seemed to open his mouth to say something.
"No need." Finally feeling that the wounded heart was healed, Song Yu rejected Luo Ming's friendly suggestion of inviting him to have a meal together. It was not easy for her to actively seek cooperation with him because of the PUA matter. The act of dining together intimately should be avoided if it can be avoided.
"No, I just want to say." Luo Ming smiled lowly. He took out the disposable chopsticks and piled the lids aside, being careful not to spill the water on the table. "If you want, I can do it again. Order a takeaway for you, Miss Song. After all, if I'm the only one eating, it will make you lonely."
...I look up to this man!
Can such a person really cooperate with her to figure out the PUA routine?
"Why not." Luo Ming seemed confident, he seemed to see through Song Yu's thoughts, put down the chopsticks in his hand and looked very determined, "I performed too well and it was not easy to join them. Those so-called training institutions The PUA is not only deceiving innocent little girls."
"Hand over a dozen or 20
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