After the two film kings pinched each other, he died

One day, Fang Yan played a small game on the computer, and halfway through the game, an advertisement popped up on the screen:

[Knock cp?I have [-] fake pictures, and I have all the cp pictures you want. 】

Fang Yan was not interested, and he didn't want to hit cp, so he clicked the huge red cross in the upper left corner without hesitation, but ignored the super small white cross in the upper right corner that could actually close the advertisement, so he jumped into the advertisement interface smoothly.

Fang Yan: ...

As soon as you enter the webpage, the goal is a huge background image that occupies almost two-thirds of the webpage.

This is a forum whose name Fang Yan has never heard of. This interface is the homepage of a user named "Yushu Linfeng Qin Gongzi's trumpet".

The webpage is very low, and the colorful and magnified fonts exude a strong ancient flavor, but the background image is quite high-definition and fashionable.

It was a two-person poster, with a black magazine wall background, a leather sofa, and a cool white tone. Two men stood and sat one at a time.

The sitting man was leaning lazily on the round single sofa. His legs wrapped in dark suit pants were straight and slender. His legs were folded on the coffee table and stretched to the other side of the coffee table.

His face is quite seductive and beautiful, but the supercilious look in his eyes makes people uncomfortable.

The standing man was wearing a dark suit, with no expression on his face, his light-colored eyes looked indifferent and cold, the red rose pinned to his chest complemented the red wine in the goblet in the sitting man's hand.

The other hand of the sitting man who is not holding the goblet is raised in an arc with the palm facing upwards, his fingers are slightly curled up, while the fingertips of the man standing are resting on his palm.

As one of the protagonists in the picture, Fang Yan recognized it as a fake picture at a glance.

It's still a fake picture with a very clever P!

The picture of Qin Gu sitting on the sofa was cut out from a poster of a themed interview, and the picture of him standing was cut out from a Reuters picture taken by sister Zhan in a movie he was filming. down.

Since Qin Gulu’s exclusive interview was not broadcast in the end, and the play he starred in was only a few cameo scenes, the play was not popular, not many people watched it, and because the color of the suit was dyed, even if you watched it It's hard to recognize, so the picture is highly deceptive.

Many people thought it was real.

This picture is also the fundamental reason why fans started to praise him and Qin Gu cp.

Scrolling down, this user's homepage is full of photos of him and Qin Gu, holding hands, hugging, looking at each other, kissing, wall thumping, bed thumping, and eighteen forbidden...

None of them are real.

Fang Yan didn't want to look at the fake picture, he was still thinking about the small game he just downloaded, he searched the forum for a full 5 minutes, and finally found the ultra-small "exit" option in the row of small words at the bottom of the forum, repeatedly After confirming that this is the real exit button, he clicked it.

[Do you want to exit this webpage? 】

Without hesitation, Fang Yan clicked on the very conspicuous option with a red background on the left.

[You chose "I want to browse for a while", I wish you a happy cp]

The page jumps to the front again.

Fang Yan: ...

Fang Yan dragged down the mouse, dragged it to the bottom for half a minute, and pressed the "Exit" button again in a pile of densely packed small characters. When the options popped up, he carefully selected the second inconspicuous option with a white background " OK to exit".

Fang Yan exhaled lightly after pressing the left mouse button, and finally he could continue playing the game.

Who knows that the interface jumped out of a frame again.

[Save [-] pictures to exit the interface smoothly, do you want to save it now? 】

Option 1: Now

Option 2: 1 minute later

After suffering the loss just now, Fang Yan saw that the first one had a red bottom frame again, so he chose the second one.

[Jump to album after 1 minute, 59, 58...]

Fang Yan: ...

Now, if you turn off the computer and restart it, you will definitely be able to exit the forum, but the progress of the mini-game will definitely be lost. In order to continue playing the mini-game just now, Fang Yan patiently saved [-] fake pictures, and clicked the exit button again.

[We have detected that you like such pictures, and have recommended [-] pictures for you, do you want to save them now? 】

Option 1: Save Now

Option 2: Save after 1 minute

Fang Yan: ...

He felt that the fans might not be too keen on knocking at first.

Fang Yan directly pressed the restart button of the computer, and the progress was gone after entering the mini game.

That was the result of his hard work all afternoon!

Fang Yan searched that forum based on memory, then searched for the user name, and clicked on the homepage of "Yushu Linfeng Qin Gongzi's trumpet".

[Reporting user: Yushu Linfeng Qin Gongzi's trumpet]

[Reason for reporting: involved/yellow]

Fang Yan was in a much better mood after reporting. He left the room and went to the living room to warm up two cups of milk. Passing by the study, he saw Qin Gu still working on the computer, frowning.

He went in and put one of the glasses of milk on Qin Gu's desk, then went back to his room.

Fang Yan closed the door of the room, walked slowly to the computer, took a sip of milk leisurely, took the mouse to check the report results, and almost spit out the milk when he saw the computer screen.

His computer blue screened.

After restarting several times to no avail, Fang Yan went to Qin Gu's study with a milk cup.

"My computer is broken, let me borrow your computer."

Qin Gu's company was in a hurry and was about to turn off the computer. Hearing Fang Yan's words, he didn't turn it off. He got up, took his coat and put it on, and said, "Use it, I'm going to the company, and I'll be back in about two hours."

Fang Yan nodded, and entered the website again using Qin Gu's computer.

He is a person who doesn't get angry easily, but that trumpet called "Mr. Qin Yushu Linfeng" really pissed him off. Now he is very concerned about the results of the report.

I just searched for the forum URL and jumped in. With a "tick", a chat box automatically popped up in the center of the screen.

The cloud is calm and the wind is light: You are welcome brother, there is no need to change the day, I am free today.

Fang Yan looked forward along the chat history.

10 minutes ago:

Qin Gu: Brother, this guy named yan1902361 reported me, you help me hack his computer.

Calm and breezy: No problem.

5 minutes ago:

The cloud is calm and the wind is light: It's done, brother.

Qin Gu: OK, I will treat you to dinner another day.

1 minutes ago:

The cloud is calm and the wind is light: You are welcome brother, there is no need to change the day, I am free today.

Fang Yan exited the chat box, and the webpage has entered the forum homepage. The login status in the upper right corner shows that he has logged in. User name: Yushu Linfeng Qin Gongzi's trumpet.

Fang Yan: ...

There are too many people named as family members of celebrities like this, such as "Qin Gu's wife", "Qin Gu's outside girlfriend", "Master Qin's fiancée" and so on. Yan didn't think much at first.

He didn't expect to solve the case so quickly, and he didn't expect that the trumpet of Mr. Qin in Linfeng Yushu was really Qin Gu's trumpet.

Based on Fang Yan's understanding of Qin Gu, Qin Gu is not a person who knows how to post pictures, nor is he a person who knows how to make websites, nor is he a person who knows how to create advertising viruses.

Out of curiosity, Fang Yan clicked on Qin Gu's social software in the lower right corner, and clicked on the friend list, where there were four categories:

Website maintenance (35 people)

Ad placement (68 people)

P picture (235 people)

Brush bills (799 people)

Using this method to force people to knock cp, well, this operation is very annoying, but this does not prevent him from wanting to kill Qin Gu.

Two and a half hours later, Qin Gu came back. Seeing Fang Yan sitting motionless in front of his desk, he was almost frightened. My heart trembled again.

Qin Gu took off his coat and hung it on the coat rack by the door, and walked over here.

Fang Yan looked at him quietly without saying a word, Qin Gu wondered if Brother Fang Yan was angry because he came back half an hour late, and explained: "The meeting ended three or ten minutes ago, and it was all those few The executives insisted on pestering me to perform in front of me, they went through the plan one by one, and the time was over..."

Fang Yan pointed to Qin Gu's computer with a flashing blue screen next to his computer, and asked Qin Gu with a blank expression.

"Guess, why does my computer have a blue screen?"

Qin Gu picked up his computer and looked at it for a while, then said: "The average lifespan of a notebook is five years. I think you have used this computer for five or six years, right? It's normal if something goes wrong, and it's normal if it breaks. It doesn't matter. I'll replace it for you another day. One."

"Look carefully, why does it have a blue screen?"

Qin Gu was impatient to watch, closed the computer with a snap and put it aside, stretched out his arms and hugged Fang Yan into his arms, buried his head in Fang Yan's neck, and said in a coquettish tone: "Brother Fang Yan, I will follow you!" Say I have a friend, what the hell can he do? He lives with his wife, seven days a week, and he sleeps on the sofa six days. Hahaha, I laughed so hard. Thinking about it this way, I feel so happy, I have never slept on the sofa ..."

Fang Yan pushed Qin Gu away, and said with a smile, "Starting tonight, you sleep on the sofa."

"Ah?" Qin Gu looked confused, "Why?"

"Didn't you never sleep on the sofa? You can experience sleeping on the sofa this week. I'm going to take a nap and don't bother me."

After Fang Yan finished speaking, he turned and left.

Brother Fang Yan said he wanted to take a nap, of course Qin Gu didn't dare to bother him, brother Fang Yan asked him to sleep on the sofa, of course he didn't dare to crawl on the bed, but he didn't understand, why?

With a "tick", a chat box popped up on the computer.

The cloud is calm and the wind is light: It's done brother, remember you owe me two meals now.

Qin Gu looked puzzled, what's the deal?What two meals?

He scrolled up the chat history.

10 [-] minutes ago:

Qin Gu: I have too many friends, and it is too slow to delete one by one. Do you have any good solutions?

Calm and breezy: simple!Leave it to me, how much do you want to delete?

Qin Gu: All of them.

Calm and breezy: Huh?Didn't you say that you should manage your underground team well and let the whole people smash your cp, why can't you suddenly figure it out?

Qin Gu: It's not necessary now, do me this favor, and I owe you a meal.

The cloud is light and the wind is light: OK, give me the account and password.

Qin Gu: I'm too lazy to type, you can control it remotely.

The clouds are calm and the wind is light: ojbk.

1 minutes ago:

The cloud is calm and the wind is light: It's done brother, remember you owe me two meals now.

Qin Gu clicked into his friend list.

There are four major classifications lying in it, but...

Website maintenance (0 people)

Ad placement (0 people)

P picture (0 people)

Brush bills (0 people)

Blacklist ([-]+ people)

In the end, there is no classification, and there is a lonely person lying alone...

Qin Gu closed the chat box, and the webpage stayed on the forum he was familiar with, but the user name changed to: yan1902361

Qin Gu clicked on the huge red cross in the upper left corner, and then the webpage smoothly jumped to the homepage of "Young Master Qin's Trumpet in Yushu Linfeng". He searched the forum for a full 5 minutes, and finally found it among the densely packed small characters at the bottom of the forum. Finding the tiny "Exit" button, he clicked it.

[Do you want to exit this webpage? 】

Without hesitation, he clicked on the very conspicuous option with a red background on the left.

[You chose "I want to browse for a while", I wish you a happy cp]

The page jumps to the front again.

Qin Gu: ...

He dragged the mouse down, dragged it to the bottom for half a minute, and pressed the "Exit" button again in a pile of densely packed small characters. When the options popped up, he carefully selected the second inconspicuous white background option "OK quit".

After pressing the left button of the mouse, Qin Gu exhaled lightly. Before he could finish exhaling, another frame popped up on the interface.

[Save [-] pictures to exit the interface smoothly, do you want to save it now? 】

Option 1: Now

Option 2: 1 minute later

Qin Gu chose the second option with a white background without hesitation.

[Jump to album after 1 minute, 59, 58...]

Qin Gu knew very well about the website he planned to build. He patiently saved twenty fake pictures and clicked the exit button again.

[We have detected that you like such pictures, and have recommended [-] pictures for you, do you want to save them now? 】

Option 1: Save Now

Option 2: Save after 1 minute

Qin Gu: ...

The author has something to say: Congratulations to the children who will take the college entrance examination tomorrow~