The King is Difficult [E-sports]

If the IS club had a food chain, it would probably be like this.

Ji Chaoran pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, looks like a dog in front of fans, gentle and white lotus, not only many fans are fucked by him, but also many fans are fucked by others, even Xing Yi x him with a height difference of -15cm cp, all have a certain popularity.But although he usually looks like he likes to play and talk, when he is serious, he is at the top of the food chain and no one dares to mess with him.

Xiao Cun, the youngest, has a paralyzed expression and is obsessed with e-sports. In the eyes of outsiders, he can only spend his life privately with the keyboard and mouse, and never cares about other things—in terms of personality, he can only suppress Chi Yang occasionally. Clean and neat killing without blood, Chi Yang listened to his words, probably for one reason: hit, no, pass.

The boss, Ou Yue, is a rich second generation with a childish temper. He will behave well if he is coaxed well, but he doesn't care about anything if he is not coaxed well.

Only the most irritable and naive Chi Yang, although he usually flaunts his might and is domineering, is at the bottom of the food chain. Whenever he is serious, he usually can only make useless resistance, and then he is so cowardly that he begs the boss for a way out. status.

Only the assistant Li Yishi, who is a few months older than Ji Chaoran, is outside the food chain. Almost no one has ever seen him angry or excited. Whatever he was thinking, he always seemed to be able to understand what others were thinking, and even the slightest change in Xiao Cun's facial expression couldn't escape his eyes.

So Li Yishi stood under the light of the infirmary, and only waved to Xiao Cun: "Come on, Xiao Cun, go out and talk. Afraid to wake him up—does he have a cold?"

"...No. Probably didn't have a good rest." Xiao Cun also knew that the other party had been taking care of him as his younger brother. Now that he was suspicious, given the other party's personality, it was impossible not to ask him clearly.So he had no choice but to stand up after covering Xing Yi's hands reluctantly, and said, "Brother Shi, I know you have always regarded me as your own brother, but—"

"Huh?" But Li Yishi pushed the door, his smiling eyes were also crooked: "I obviously treat you as my own son~"

Xiao Cunyou was miserable, but even if he was taken advantage of in this way, he could only go out obediently and turn off the light.

But in fact, as smart as Li Yishi, he felt that the atmosphere between Xing Yi and Chi Yang and Xiao Cun was not right in the previous few training games, but he is busy with family affairs, and he doesn't have much time in the club these days, so Just treat them as children who are not familiar with them, and don't take them to heart.

But today's various anomalies still made him care a little bit, such as the photos posted by Fang Zhongyan in the WeChat group, and the forum link that Chi Yang suddenly posted later—after all, he knew that Li Xiao was Chi Yang—and why did Xing Yi In the infirmary again, Xiao Cun, who has always been expressionless, held his hand worriedly.

You must know that usually, Xiao Cun can't care about other things besides playing games.

Of course, in the infirmary where there is no one at all and cleaners clean up routinely every day, the absurdly large number of tissues in the trash can is also worthy of some doubts.

Xiao Cun looked serious in front of him, and he refused to say the main point for a long time. Li Yishi touched the cigarette but didn't light it: "Am I trying to make things difficult for others? Although I just want to know what's going on and help you find a way, It is also good for the unity of the club."

"You've already said that," Xiao Cun replied, "How can I not confess."

"Confess what?" Li Yishi didn't even look at him sitting on the reception sofa, but just lowered his head and smiled: "Frankly, you like Xing Yi and you gave him this matter?"

——He originally thought with satisfaction that the first half of his guess was eighty-nine out of ten stable, and the second half depended on luck. However, the way Xiao Cun closed his lips and his ears were red really made him A little surprised: "...you don't fucking wear a condom, do you, little bastard?"

"..." Xiao Cun raised his head immediately after listening, and replied seriously: "I don't. I'm afraid he will hurt."

"It'll be fine after a while after the fore/acting." Li Yishi raised the cigarette in his hand at him: "Besides, it's normal to be hurt at first, and he looks like a virgin... well, it's both front and back."

But Xiao Cun was stunned for a moment, and then said firmly: "He is not, he has done with many people."

"...Why do you have such a serious expression?" Li Yishi met his eyes: "Xiao Cun is not convinced by my judgment?"

——People like Xing Yi are really easy to understand in his eyes, but Xiao Cun still said confidently: "He likes the relationship between flesh and body, and it's all for fun, and he doesn't care about poses and props." Acceptable. When I touch him, he's...just—sensitive anyway."

"You fucking... I didn't ask you to be so specific. Is it because you are sensitive because you have little experience? Next, do you have to tell me how he trembled in your arms?" Li Yishi was helpless: "Besides, these things are not With his consent, how can we talk about it everywhere.”

Xiao Cun seemed to realize that he had exposed Xing Yi's too much privacy on impulse, so he hesitated: "...I'm sorry."

"Forget it, why are you apologizing to me?" Compared to these, Li Yishi was more curious about where Xiao Cun got his conclusion: "How do you know that Xing Yi is just for fun."

But he didn't expect Xiao Cun to answer him: "...he said it himself".

This made Li Yishi stunned, and then he just wanted to laugh: "Xing Yi is mostly bragging. When I was a virgin, I even boasted that I could not rest for several hours."

But what Xiao Cun said made him more interested, and he couldn't help asking: "Since you think he's just for fun, why do you still like him?"

However, when he asked this question, the old fox Li Yishi did not expect that he would get into trouble—Xiao Cun, who had always been taciturn, actually talked to him about his first love, which sounded boring to him.Although he was quite surprised and interested when he knew that his first love was Xing Yi, but what happened next made him a little overwhelmed, and the other party used cute to describe Xing Yi who was like the young master of the gang several times, which made him helpless. There is no doubt that this guy is blind.

Xiao Cun said, I go online in advance every day, afraid that he will wait for me, and then we will play games together;

Later, I thought about what he looked like, but he was always talking about playing games, and never changed his photos. He also said that he didn’t have a camera, so I didn’t mention it, just playing games;

But no matter what he is, I like him. Even if he weighs more than 200 kilograms, as my dad said, I also like him. I can take him to swim. Too fat is unhealthy. I won’t force him to be a little thinner. Then we can continue to play games together;

He often sends me coupons, and I also send them back to him. I feel that he really likes me, spends money on me, and only plays games with me every day;

So I was afraid that my parents would disagree, and I convinced them that it is very rare to find someone who plays games with the same rhythm;

He likes to slander people when he plays games. He has a very violent temper. He also slandered me at the beginning, but later he treated me very well. He kept talking and wanted me to laugh. In fact, I already laughed, but he made me make a hahaha sound, otherwise he wouldn’t know. , but I won't laugh hahaha;

Later we broke up, he obviously liked me so much before, why did he break up with me?At first I hated him very much, but then I wondered if it was because I usually played games and didn’t like to talk, which made him feel left out;

But no, I can't fucking think like that, I think I should hate him anyway;

He transferred to our team, I don't welcome him, I intend to let him have a bad life;

But he seemed really sad;

Perhaps this period of time was indeed the most stressful and uncomfortable time for him, so many people, including his former good brother, hated him, not only did I not protect him and comfort him, but I also treated him like this;

Made him cry, I'm not good, he must be very sad;

Even if he treats his relationship like today or tomorrow, I don’t care, I just want him to be a friend/friend, and we can play games together every day, and he cooks delicious food——

"...Wait a minute!" Li Yishi was overwhelmed by his cadenceless, three-sentence "playing game" words, and finally found the opportunity to interject: "What did you just say? You asked him to be a cannon/ friend?"

Xiao Cun stopped for a moment, and replied: "Well... no matter how many people he has played with before, I will try my best to make him feel that I am the best."

"...No, brother, isn't the crux of the problem not that you are sure that Xing Yi is really this kind of person?" After emphasizing it again, Li Yishi asked, "He won't agree to you, will he?"

But Xiao Cun nodded, which made Li Yishi a little confused: "...you said he has rich experience, so the page after page of rank records on his account were all made by ghosts for him? We all know that he is in Hanbok, the United States, etc. Serving several accounts, how can I have that free time? Is it playing games while being treated like this? It’s very interesting/interesting.”

——After all, Xing Yi, Ye Qingcheng, and Jiang Hanshuo are recognized as the three major labor models of LPL when it comes to playing rank.

"..." Xiao Cun frowned: "I don't know..."

"Forget it." Li Yishi waved his hand to see his pensive expression, and couldn't help but said frivolously, "I've fucked men too, although not many times, why don't I help you feel it first?"

Sure enough, just as he imagined, Xiao Cun suddenly became angry: "What do you think of him, he just likes to play, and he doesn't just give it to anyone he wants."

"Okay, it's okay if I was wrong," Li Yishi hurriedly apologized, thinking that it was as fun as teasing a big cat, so he continued to tease him and said, "Well then...do you want me to teach you how to conquer in bed? Xing Yi?"

Xiao Cun looked at him, he seemed hesitant, but in the end he followed his heart: "...then you say it."

Li Yishi almost didn't laugh, he just said: "Just kidding, do you really think you have any skills in this kind of thing? It all depends on your personal talent and actual combat comprehension. I can at most recommend you some ointment that is easier to use." .”

Xiao Cun still looked at him, and repeated: "...Then tell me."

This time Li Yishi really laughed a little, and then he flipped through his phone: "I'll send it to you later——"

But in the process of sliding his finger, Li Yishi remembered something again, and said, "Although it's true that I don't have many skills, I can tell you something...how should I say it, must kill?"

As he spoke, his eyes swept over Xiao Cun's chest and waistline, looking very ambiguous: "Have you heard of what men like most?"

Xiao Cun looked straight at him, and replied: "Playing games."

"...Fuck your mother playing games with your uncle, you are hopeless," Li Yishi was gentle even when he got up in a hurry, and then he still guided patiently: "Subdue temptation, have you heard of it?"

Only then did Xiao Cun come to his senses: "...Are you saying that you want me to wear a uniform to seduce Xing Yi?"

"Correct." Li Yishi was about to say that the child's awareness is not bad, but Xiao Cun replied in a somewhat apprehensive tone: "But is there a nurse's flight attendant skirt that I can wear—"

Li Yishi almost lost his breath, and after a delay of two seconds, he roared in a low voice: "Who the hell told you to wear a nurse's flight attendant skirt! If you want to wear it, you are also dressed as a doctor and flight attendant. There are also male police officers and male students. OK--"

But looking at Xiao Cun's suddenly realized face and still not showing much expression, Li Yishi couldn't help laughing again: "Either you see if there is any love/interesting cassock/socket, and many people really like this one, and it is the most suitable Your temperament."

Xiao Cun denied it and said "...no", but Li Yishi couldn't help but rubbed his mouth: "Don't, little master, I'm going to die, I beg you to save him, and help him get to bliss early, okay~"

Xiao Cun avoided it in disgust, and asked after serious consideration: "... Is the team uniform a kind of uniform?"

"...Your mother!" Li Yishi felt that he would lose his life if he continued talking, so he quickly patted him and said earnestly: "Anyway, you will know if you try it, even if you can find a good suit in a mall, I promise you will solve it." The sound of opening the belt can make Xing Yi itch."

——After all, most Xing Yi is also a person who only knows how to play games, if he can resist the seduction of a restrained/desire-looking person like Xiao Cun wearing a uniform, he will be hell.

Immediately, Li Yishi made some necessary instructions when the other party fell into the moment of thinking.

"But I still have to tell you, at least according to my understanding, he is probably inexperienced. You remember to comfort and kiss more, not only on the lips, but also on the ears and neck. The first time is fast, the front is right, you can change the side, and more Make it easier, understand, and don't let your billions of descendants stay in it for too long, or you will easily get a fever if you catch a cold—"

Xiao Cun was stunned by what Li Yishi said the whole time, and he almost took out the memo on his mobile phone to record it. He had almost forgotten his previous dodge, and now he only takes Li Yishi as his teacher, and asked: "Is there anything else I can do?" A question, brother."

Li Yishi lit a cigarette and smiled: "Just ask, baby~"

Xiao Cun forcibly ignored his title, and continued: "...That's right, there is another person in the dormitory."

Li Yishi thought for half a second before reacting: "...fucking won't go to the hotel! Can you still kill Xiao Yang?"

"...Ah." Xiao Cun was nervous, and just about to drink some water, Li Yishi touched the pocket of his long coat, and gently threw a card into his arms: "I don't know if I am a VIP in this house. Can you use the card, try it, anyway, choose the best suite."

Xiao Cun looked down at the black and gold logo on the card he was holding in his hand, his mind couldn't help feeling hot, he saw the scene of Xing Yi crying comfortably under his body.

Li Yishi couldn't bear to disturb the theater in his head, so he turned around and wanted to go to the kitchen to get some food to fill his stomach. Hearing Xiao Cun's ramblings just now, he felt that it was almost dawn.

But he didn't take two steps, but suddenly heard Xiao Cun's voice, which sounded very determined and serious behind him.

"I really like him, Brother Shi."

"I want to be nice to him, and I want him to like me too."

Li Yishi's footsteps paused, and then he turned his head with a smile: "It's good, I was similar to you when I was 20 years old, don't feel ashamed, come on brother."

Of course, Xiao Cun's somewhat moved eyes immediately made him feel guilty.

After all, he was no longer a virgin when he just turned 16.