The King is Difficult [E-sports]

"Damn you two, messing around behind my back again."

Later when Chi Yang returned to the dormitory, the first thing he did was to cast a disdainful look at the two roommates who were crooked together under the reading lamp, and then planned to turn on the overhead light, but Xiao Cun signaled him not to: "Xing Yi is already asleep."

"Asleep?" Chi Yang looked at the phone: "The fuck is it only two o'clock?"

Xiao Cun was a little embarrassed: "I don't know... maybe I'm too old."

"... Shameless." Chi Yang glanced at the hickey marks on Xing Yi's neck, no matter how many times he felt incredible: "...Brother, I really can't imagine that you can be so wild on the bed."

"...Normal." Xiao Cun also lowered his head and gently pinched Xing Yi's face: "Even I think Xing Yi is usually tough and funny, but I can't imagine his appearance on the bed...you will understand later. "

"It seems that you are laughing at me for not having sex/life." Chi Yang lit a cigarette, sat down while swiping his phone, and said, "That bastard Ye Qingcheng told me that their team would stamp an apology on Xing Yi's birthday, isn't that already It's the 14th, I didn't see any movement, and he didn't contact me."

"..." Xiao Cun was very puzzled: "Tell me first, how did you get acquainted with him?? I used to call other people's trash mid laner every day—"

"Ah?" Chi Yang raised his head inexplicably, and then answered as a matter of course: "To be honest, I used to boast about some accounts for a long time because of Hei Xingyi, and Ye Qingcheng's mid laner is very good. I have a little affection for this guy, but when I saw him slander Xing Yi so heavily with words in the live broadcast, I still think he is very rubbish."

"...Nonsense," Xiao Cun replied, "You obviously enjoyed watching it at that time, and asked me to watch it together."

"...It's very happy, and it's not contradictory," Chi Yang puffed regretfully: "Damn it, thinking about it, it was more fun to bully him when he was not familiar with the place of life. It's not like now, it's all riding on Dad's head."

As he said that, he seemed to be a little lost in the memory, and then he quickly came over with a smirk and a cigarette in his mouth. Before Xiao Cun had time to ask him what he wanted to do, he bent down and slammed the bed, shaking Xing Yi. Almost flew up - so two seconds later, Xiao Cun felt Xing Yi dazedly grabbed his clothes and got up, and said: "Well... Xiao Cun why are you moving again..."

Xiao Cun was wronged, but Chi Yang was so satisfied that his laughter was distorted immediately. Xing Yi rubbed his messy hair for a long time before he realized what happened, but before he was about to kill Chi Yang, the other party quickly dodged his kick , Said: "Quickly ask Ye Qingcheng how their coercion is going."

"Forcing the palace...?" Xing Yi leaned his head on Xiao Cun's shoulder and continued to close his eyes. It took him a long time to understand Chi Yang's meaning: "...Mom, the birthday surprise he told me before probably refers to this. "

"He mentioned it to you? That must be it~" Chi Yang turned on the overhead light and sat down, while laughing at how stupid he looked when he just woke up, he muttered: "I didn't expect him to not want so many games for you. , I thought he would regret it after just two days with the Shagou team, after all, I, as a spectator, can see how uncomfortable it is for him to lose a game."

"Brother, please don't bb." Xing Yi hung Xiao Cun's neck with his left hand and enjoyed the other's arms consciously wrapped around him, while pointing to his chest: "My fucking conscience hurts."

But before Xing Yi fell asleep in Xiao Cun's arms again, Chi Yang tugged his sleeve gloatingly and said, "Brother, your fans are sending birthday blessings one after another, and a female fan I've been quietly following seems to have reposted it." An article about you being fucked, do you want to read it, it's so disgusting, I feel that you are miserable."

"...you only pay attention to my fans when you are free." Xing Yi finally sat up from Xiao Cun as if he had grown bones, and then laughed and mocked Xiao Cun regardless of Xiao Cun's blushing: "Isn't it just an article, This person was stabbing me with a real JB just now, what's wrong?"

"...Then, you are a man, it's not miserable to be oppressed all the time," Chi Yang said disdainfully: "I still think that the god of mortals is invincible or something, hot chicken."

Xing Yi couldn't explain to him what it was like to be willing to lie down and be loved for the person he likes, Xiao Cun muttered softly, "Don't encourage Xiao Hongchen to counterattack", but Chi Yang froze suddenly, and then said There was a loud bang.

——After all, even he, as the leader of the navy, couldn't believe it. On the screen he held tightly, there would be a small composition newly posted by Chilang's official Weibo. The long title also read, [Every year The late birthday greetings will continue this year, and of course the team would like to apologize to the Monologue player]

"What are you doing?" Xing Yi saw his shocked face, and stretched out his hand to brush his hair: "Wow, brother, what did the female fan write about my chrysanthemum that made you so unacceptable, come on!" Show me if there's something weird stuffed in—"

However, Chi Yang looked up at him, and handed the phone to him without saying anything.

Xiao Cun asked a little worriedly, "Is it me... Anyway, it can't be the little wolf dog from the opposite door", but Xing Yi's quickly stunned expression made him quickly feel that something was wrong, and quickly asked: "Is it me again?" Gang/rape?"

"..." Xing Yi thought for two seconds, then gave him an elbow and said, "What is it called again?? Have you seen these things before??", but immediately continued to tell him hesitantly: "...Chilang The official blog really posted an apology."

"Ah?" So Xiao Cun, who has always been calm, couldn't help raising the volume a little, and then quickly took out the cell phone next to his pillow and turned it up—after a cursory look, he found that Chi Lang really admitted everything, including the reason why Jealous of liquidated damages, he forced his own captain to leave, including deliberately inciting fans and Ye Qingcheng with lies, and later wronging Xing Yi's fans, instructing fans to use HZ team to black Xing Yi, etc.

However, as a qualified essay, after wishing Xing Yi's birthday and affirming Xing Yi's achievements in the past, the person who wrote it naturally avoided the important and said that it was because the team was really short of money, which was half confirmed at that time The staff's plan for the third team was also put on hold. A group of players who dreamed of tomorrow were waiting for the club to fulfill their promises. Those things done to fans are indeed wrong, but they are all decisions that have been debated by the management and have nothing to do with the players. All innocent and so on.

"You really know how to read people's hearts." Chi Yang bowed down: "It seems that he understands that he will be hacked to death anyway, and this article is forced to post, so he also knows that he should try his best to keep it with the fans of active players." I want to show some kindness, and by the way, I want to soften Xing Yi's heart—if I have time, I really want to private message the official blog to get acquainted with this person who writes small essays, and learn how to be gentle and rhythmic."

"...What are you going to do?" Xiao Cun looked at Xing Yi who was staring at the screen of the phone motionlessly, and felt that the other party might indeed be as soft-hearted as Chi Yang said and accept this seemingly sincere apology. Xing Yi was resting on his arm, browsing through the explosively increased comments below, and said, "Okay... I'm a little bit wrong myself."

However, to the surprise of the two teammates, Xing Yi sat up suddenly and said only four words, Fuck me.

That night, the transfer incident that had been raging for a season reached its boiling point again, and the tough monologue master in everyone's memory came alive again. He not only rejected the apology and blessing from the official blog of the Scarlet Wolf team, but also admitted more details.

He said: Why don't you dare to mention the hand injury of your captain Monologue?It didn't work out because even if he said that he could go to the third team to play in the group arena and play in LSPL, why didn't you agree?You want to keep fans, so you incite fans. Is this to cherish fans or use fans as guns?To be honest, I think he did something wrong, what kind of team is he, hypocritical, idiot, I'm sorry for my teammates and fans, I've already left, I haven't said anything bad about your team, so don't come here to send birthday wishes, read on disgusting

After Xing Yi replied to those two Weibo posts, he knew that the Red Wolf official blog was about to suffer another wave of online violence, but he got out of bed first, and said to the two teammates in front of him: "Come on, let's take a picture." .”

"Taking pictures?" Chi Yang looked at his messy clothes: "What kind of pictures are you taking? Are you fucking trying to spoil the cute me?"

Xing Yi pretended to say contemptuously, "What can you do if you are spoiled? Why don't you help Dad cross the road?" Then he rummaged through the clothes on the table and asked Xiao Cun, "Which one is from the S3 Spring Games? "

Xiao Cun was taken aback, and replied strangely: "...the one with a white stripe on the sleeve."

Xing Yi quickly nodded and took out the team uniform, then quickly put it on, and threw the phone to him: "Be handsome. It's best to be domineering with a hint of gentleness; cold, and a little bit of eyes." The complicated kind."

"...the request is too high." Chi Yang saw the pile of clothes now, but quickly smiled knowingly, touched another cigarette and smoked it, and pointed out with Erlang's legs crossed: "You have to turn sideways for this dress." Expose the white bar a little bit, it's the finishing touch."

Xiao Cun didn't understand what they meant, he just obediently turned on the camera and pointed at Xing Yi, but when he pressed the round button in the middle, Chi Yang's laughter became more obvious, and Xing Yi also grinned. , which made him more curious, but then Xing Yi just took out the S3 summer uniform and put it on, letting him continue.

When Xiao Cun almost asked what he was going to do ten times, Xing Yi seemed unable to bear to tease him, finally took off the last coat and threw it on the back of the chair, then asked Chi Yang for a cigarette, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: " It’s just a clean cut, tell them that since his debut in S3, Monolo has been a member of IS.”

The hazy and pungent smell of cigarettes lingered next to Xiao Cun, making him stare blankly at the smile on Xing Yi's face for a long time. Soon, before he had time to react, Xing Yi snatched the phone back, and pressed the phone on his face. took a photo.

[It's my birthday, my top laner's aesthetic explosion feels that the team uniform is the best, so all I get is the team uniform, but I just found out that he has been my fan since I played games in Internet cafes, and he even took a commemoration for me This id, so I’m still happy]

Under the Weibo text that Xing Yi quickly posted, there are only pictures full of pictures, all of which are his appearance in IS's former team uniform in order, and there is a photo of Xiao Cun among them, but Xiao Cun clearly He has a bewildered face, but because his eyes are naturally clear and beautiful, he is doomed to escape—the fans who rushed to leave a message in a second immediately interpreted this with doubts as "Fucking miss this look, so obsessed, so obsessed Affectionate, are you looking at Baishen", and raised another huge point - "White hair???"

——Missing the world of mortals, going to the white head together, it’s amazing my god of mourning, the white/pink is absolutely correct.

Xing Yi's own mobile phone groups also exploded one after another. Ji Chaoran was hanging out with Li Yishi outside, and they sent messages one after another saying that Baishen's domineering Baishen Chongxi Road was the first to attack, and soon Ou Yue didn't know which city he was from. The villa excitedly sent a message to Xing Yi and said, "I will come back this afternoon and bring you a big meal!! I also watched your game in an Internet cafe before, Master! It seems to be in Yangpu District! I also had gray hair at that time! Don't you remember at all?" ??", it seemed that Ou Yue was trying to fight for favor, but before Xing Yi returned, Chi Yang poked his head over and became surprised: "...Damn, he couldn't be the one I watched in the Internet cafe back then. That white-haired non-mainstream person you met during the game, right??"

Of course Xing Yi didn't remember which fucking match it was, but Xiao Cun shook his head anxiously and said, "Will many people think that we came out of the closet? I'm afraid people will blackmail you..."

After all, in this circle, mobs seem to be prevalent, but in fact they are all jokes. If someone is really exposed, some black people will definitely make use of it—especially for Xing Yi, who is suffering.

But Xing Yi looked very relaxed, pointing to Chi Yang and replied: "You see that you have misunderstood the straight men in this world again, right? Look at this little brother and my Duoji, it's okay, no one will take it seriously of."

"Hey, you're a fucking genius, don't you feel bad about your conscience?" Chi Yang retorted and secretly saved all the photos of Xing Yi's Weibo, and then said seriously: "I guess Ye Qingcheng and Lu Yihang wanted to talk to the club. The conditions are quite exhausting, the spring split is considered abolished, and I don’t know what will happen in the future.”

Xing Yi looked at him quietly for a few seconds, seemingly thoughtful, but replied: "...The matter has come to this point, the pain is useless, anyway, I am already waiting for the head-to-head confrontation between lspl and lpl in the promotion match."

Then, the light shone in the sound of the two people beside Xiao Cun smirking and discussing whether the surname Qin could sleep, but Xiao Cun was still a little worried that Xing Yi was forced to smile, so he hugged him carefully from behind all the time. He didn't expect that the other party would lie down after lighting a cigarette and worrying for a while, pointing to his chest, and demanded: "No, it seems to be really painful, Xiao Cun rub it for me."

So, following Ren Chiyang's disgusted face, Xiao Cun could only touch Xing Yi's chest and rub it until Xing Yi closed his eyes comfortably and said, "Xiao Yang, play five solo games with ADC and me tomorrow."

Xiao Cunwu stopped his movements, and Chi Yang also asked, "What are you doing? Really want a father-son game, son?" But Xing Yi moved his right hand slightly, opened his eyes and looked at him with a faint smile, and replied: "... right."

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