The Gentle Way to Use Cheats
Chapter 320 Childish Man's Joke
Did Zhang Tai'an guess exactly what Song Lin did here?Actually no.
He even guessed wrongly who was doing extra trouble - it wasn't Song Lin, but He Lang.
In the yellow, brown, and black mutated locust swarm, the mutated hornet queen bee with a very similar color scheme mixed in.The queen bee is already the largest among the hornets, and because of mutations, it is larger than any other hornets queen.But even so, when it flew among the mutated locusts, it still looked particularly petite.
Especially when the mutated locusts are rampaging around the queen bee, the queen bee is like a small broken car rushing into the supercar club, surrounded by the roar of powerful engines, the crazy supercar can smash the small car into pieces in minutes .
However, it looks like this on the outside, but the real situation is quite the opposite.
When the queen bee flies into the swarm of locusts, it is actually comparable to a universal remote control entering the swarm of electrical appliances.He Lang guided the queen bee, and the majestic spiritual power was released, instantly suppressing a large number of mutated locusts.Because the power of a single locust is weak, the queen bee's spiritual ability is quite powerful in comparison, and even directly penetrates its nerve center!
But He Lang didn't let the queen bee release the power at will.
He is practicing precise control techniques, so that the range of the queen bee's ability to release is locked around the fire tornado, which changes with the movement of the fire tornado.When a large number of migratory locusts fell from the sky due to the penetration or command of the spiritual power, from a distance, it seemed that the heat wave of the fire tornado brought them down together.In this case, it's not surprising that other people would think that this is Song Lin's fire tornado showing its might.
He Lang did this not only to improve his ability to command the queen bee, but objectively speaking, it was more in line with his actual ability.Song Lin said before that when the locust swarm was too large, He Lang might not be able to completely control them.Therefore, after comprehensive consideration, it is better to aim and focus.Even if some escaped from the net, the concentrated heads were all caught up in the vortex of fire tornadoes, strong winds, and spiritual abilities, and it was difficult to escape.
In this way, the efficiency of clearing the locusts is higher, and with Song Lin's "abnormal energy radar" present, He Lang only needs to direct the queen bee to follow the fire tornado not too close or far away, which is very worry-free.
He Lang even had the energy to do more delicate work.
He directed the queen bee to release abilities on some locusts, controlling the behavior of these locusts, as if pulling them with an invisible thread, gradually bringing them together.When the queen bee realized He Lang's real purpose, she couldn't help cursing secretly: This lunatic!
He Lang's consciousness immediately reached the queen bee's mind: I advise you not to scold me casually in your heart.
Queen Bee: Fuck!You're probing my thoughts casually again!
He Lang sneered: This is my right, so you'd better be tight-lipped.
In fact, He Lang doesn't always pay attention to the queen bee's thoughts, he is not in a hurry.But if just one or two verbal warnings can make the queen bee calm down a bit, why not do it?
After listening to the warning, the queen bee became even more angry.But it didn't resist, it knew that He Lang could force it to do anything - including laying eggs after mating with Xiongfeng - so it decided to shut up temporarily.
So it silently watched a group of brown-yellow mutated locusts, flapping their wings and flying towards Song Lin's direction.
Song Lin is not blind, how could he not see a group of mutated migratory locusts flying towards him?But firstly, the number of these locusts was not many, only about a few dozen, and they were not threatening at all; secondly, he had already guessed that He Lang did it on purpose, so he stood still, ready to see what He Lang was up to.
Unexpectedly, this group of migratory locusts did not rush directly to Song Lin's face with flapping wings, but slowly "force-landed" three or four meters away from Song Lin.
Then Song Lin watched with his own eyes this group of locusts with big wings stopped on the ground, one crawled on top of the other, stacked one layer after another - and finally formed a ball.
...Probably a ball, Song Lin thought.
Not only because the swarm of locusts huddled together into a roughly spherical shape; but also because the "ball" was actually rolling—to be precise, rolling while crawling—so Song Lin felt that He Lang probably wanted to Get a "ball" out.
However, a ball made of mutated locusts, a living "ball", and a "ball" with brown worms crawling around on it and moving around in it... No matter how long Song Lin lives, the No matter how much, I dare not agree with this taste.
How should I put it... Visually, it is somewhat similar to the scene where the hornets crawled over the hive.Fortunately, the "ball" composed of dozens of mutated locusts can't be as big as a honeycomb; what's worse is that the inside of this "ball" is also locusts. It's quite creepy to experience it carefully.
And this hair-raising thing is obviously not used to express goodwill.
Song Lin watched the "ball" slowly roll over a meter in front of him, and glanced at He Lang.
Then, this disgusting "ball" stopped in place.
The reason is very simple, locusts are controlled by the queen bee, and the queen bee is controlled by He Lang.And He Lang was obviously no match for the power of Song Lin's thought.
"Just kidding." He Lang readily admitted that he wanted to play a prank, "What are you afraid of, I won't really let them crawl on you. Even if they crawl on you, they won't bite. "
Song Lin glanced at him: "Are you a primary school student?"
As a person of the same gender, Song Lin knew that men sometimes do childish things - commonly known as childish things.But to be reasonable, although He Lang used to be boring and naive, he was not to this extent.Even Song Lin, who is used to this man's occasional convulsions, felt a little helpless for actually making such a schoolboy-level joke about scaring bugs today.
"You're not scared, what about it?" He Lang laughed, "Xia Hong said that when she was a child, she would tuck her clothes into her trousers, and then catch the grasshoppers and put them in through the collar. A little girl’s courage is not as good as that, right?”
Xia Hong who was hundreds of kilometers away: "Ah Choo!...Who is talking about me?"
Song Lin glanced at the huddled locusts on the ground and raised his eyebrows: "It seems that you don't feel sick at all?"
He Lang felt something was wrong with the young man's tone: "...What? Damn it!"
The young man stood still, but He Lang moved in his thoughts.The man walked towards the locust ball, then squatted down, then stretched out his hand—picked up the ball made of mutated locusts!
These locusts were not gripped very tightly at all, and when He Lang picked them up, a large pile fell down.The terrible thing is that these fallen locusts flew back.They stopped on He Lang's palm, climbed each other again, and gathered in a pile.But because no matter how big a man's palm is, there is limited space. Rather than saying that they become a "ball" again, it is better to say that they are simply stacked together and crawled around.
He Lang was convinced: "...you still have the nerve to call me a primary school student?"
"Sorry, I never went to elementary school." Song Lin smiled suddenly, "And I think... this is at least the level of bullying by middle school students."
"What do you mean... Fuck!"
Before He Lang finished speaking, he watched helplessly as his palm suddenly clenched into a fist, and it was the one covered with locusts!
... The result can be imagined.
The picture was more "tragic" for a while, and the simple description is that it is torn apart, the juice is splashed, and the hands are sticky.If this scene was broadcast on TV, it would probably be mosaic.
He Lang: "..." I wanted to scold my mother, but I felt that Song Lin might be "eavesdropping", so I should keep silent.
To be reasonable, even a strong man like He Lang, who has experienced this kind of "bullying" himself, will still feel very complicated.
On the one hand, the scene of "grabbing (rotten) locusts with hands" was really shocking, and it happened to me. It is hard for a person with normal mental activities not to feel sick; Thinking about killing so many with one hand, I felt a...subtle sense of exhilaration.
No, don't, don't feel refreshed.He Lang quickly put aside this thought, and said to Song Lin, "Have you played enough? Can I wash my hands? Or do you want to shake my hand?"
Song Lin raised his eyebrows: "I thought your reaction would be bigger."
"What reaction do you want, I don't even have a stress reaction now." He Lang spread his hands in the direction of the young man, "Hurry up and wash it for me, or I will rub your body!"
Song Lin glanced at him, and finally gathered a few water polos to wash He Lang's hands.
He Lang didn't show it on the surface, but sneered in his heart: I made so many jokes with the army at school, and I don't know how to deal with you?
Taking advantage of the water droplets on his hand, the man shook his hand at the young man, but the young man avoided him with a look of disgust.
The fire tornado spun for more than an hour, until the wave of locusts died and scattered, and the two fire dragons finally gradually dissipated.
At this time, everyone was no longer amazed at how many locusts Song Lin and Zhang Taian had wiped out, but were amazed that their powers were so abundant that they could support two fire tornadoes for so long!
A major fire tornado isn't just about manipulating fire, it's more about manipulating the invisible wind.And everyone can see clearly that the fire tornado has a limited range of sweeping, and more locusts actually "crashed" before encountering the fire tornado.This just shows that the power of the wind element plays a greater role than the fire element that can be seen!
In any case, when Song Lin and Zhang Taian appeared at the night disaster relief meeting, everyone looked at these two multi-line supernatural beings, and their hearts were filled with emotion——
Qinghe base and Jiangbei base are really fucking lucky!In this world, with such a powerful supernatural being, you can walk sideways!
And He Lang, one of the commanders of the "Fucking Luck Base", followed Zhang Tai'an and Song Lin into the door.He noticed that everyone's eyes on him were complicated, mixed with envy and jealousy.Although he didn't know what these people were thinking, He Lang still raised his eyebrows, and calmly enjoyed everyone's "attention".
He even raised his hand and patted Zhang Tai'an on the shoulder when Zhang Tai'an was about to walk in Chen Deng's direction.
The crowd present:? ? ?
No one knew why He Lang did this, including Zhang Tai'an himself.He glanced at He Lang inexplicably, brushed the back of his hand twice on the place he had patted, as if dusting off, and then walked towards Chen Deng.
He Lang raised his eyebrows, and didn't care about Zhang Tai'an's obvious disdainful attitude, and walked towards his seat.
Song Lin followed behind him: Pat him with the hand that caught the locust, huh?
He Lang couldn't help showing an obvious smile on his face: Hahahaha, you still understand me!
[The author has something to say: Hahahahahahahahahaha men are so childish! 】
He even guessed wrongly who was doing extra trouble - it wasn't Song Lin, but He Lang.
In the yellow, brown, and black mutated locust swarm, the mutated hornet queen bee with a very similar color scheme mixed in.The queen bee is already the largest among the hornets, and because of mutations, it is larger than any other hornets queen.But even so, when it flew among the mutated locusts, it still looked particularly petite.
Especially when the mutated locusts are rampaging around the queen bee, the queen bee is like a small broken car rushing into the supercar club, surrounded by the roar of powerful engines, the crazy supercar can smash the small car into pieces in minutes .
However, it looks like this on the outside, but the real situation is quite the opposite.
When the queen bee flies into the swarm of locusts, it is actually comparable to a universal remote control entering the swarm of electrical appliances.He Lang guided the queen bee, and the majestic spiritual power was released, instantly suppressing a large number of mutated locusts.Because the power of a single locust is weak, the queen bee's spiritual ability is quite powerful in comparison, and even directly penetrates its nerve center!
But He Lang didn't let the queen bee release the power at will.
He is practicing precise control techniques, so that the range of the queen bee's ability to release is locked around the fire tornado, which changes with the movement of the fire tornado.When a large number of migratory locusts fell from the sky due to the penetration or command of the spiritual power, from a distance, it seemed that the heat wave of the fire tornado brought them down together.In this case, it's not surprising that other people would think that this is Song Lin's fire tornado showing its might.
He Lang did this not only to improve his ability to command the queen bee, but objectively speaking, it was more in line with his actual ability.Song Lin said before that when the locust swarm was too large, He Lang might not be able to completely control them.Therefore, after comprehensive consideration, it is better to aim and focus.Even if some escaped from the net, the concentrated heads were all caught up in the vortex of fire tornadoes, strong winds, and spiritual abilities, and it was difficult to escape.
In this way, the efficiency of clearing the locusts is higher, and with Song Lin's "abnormal energy radar" present, He Lang only needs to direct the queen bee to follow the fire tornado not too close or far away, which is very worry-free.
He Lang even had the energy to do more delicate work.
He directed the queen bee to release abilities on some locusts, controlling the behavior of these locusts, as if pulling them with an invisible thread, gradually bringing them together.When the queen bee realized He Lang's real purpose, she couldn't help cursing secretly: This lunatic!
He Lang's consciousness immediately reached the queen bee's mind: I advise you not to scold me casually in your heart.
Queen Bee: Fuck!You're probing my thoughts casually again!
He Lang sneered: This is my right, so you'd better be tight-lipped.
In fact, He Lang doesn't always pay attention to the queen bee's thoughts, he is not in a hurry.But if just one or two verbal warnings can make the queen bee calm down a bit, why not do it?
After listening to the warning, the queen bee became even more angry.But it didn't resist, it knew that He Lang could force it to do anything - including laying eggs after mating with Xiongfeng - so it decided to shut up temporarily.
So it silently watched a group of brown-yellow mutated locusts, flapping their wings and flying towards Song Lin's direction.
Song Lin is not blind, how could he not see a group of mutated migratory locusts flying towards him?But firstly, the number of these locusts was not many, only about a few dozen, and they were not threatening at all; secondly, he had already guessed that He Lang did it on purpose, so he stood still, ready to see what He Lang was up to.
Unexpectedly, this group of migratory locusts did not rush directly to Song Lin's face with flapping wings, but slowly "force-landed" three or four meters away from Song Lin.
Then Song Lin watched with his own eyes this group of locusts with big wings stopped on the ground, one crawled on top of the other, stacked one layer after another - and finally formed a ball.
...Probably a ball, Song Lin thought.
Not only because the swarm of locusts huddled together into a roughly spherical shape; but also because the "ball" was actually rolling—to be precise, rolling while crawling—so Song Lin felt that He Lang probably wanted to Get a "ball" out.
However, a ball made of mutated locusts, a living "ball", and a "ball" with brown worms crawling around on it and moving around in it... No matter how long Song Lin lives, the No matter how much, I dare not agree with this taste.
How should I put it... Visually, it is somewhat similar to the scene where the hornets crawled over the hive.Fortunately, the "ball" composed of dozens of mutated locusts can't be as big as a honeycomb; what's worse is that the inside of this "ball" is also locusts. It's quite creepy to experience it carefully.
And this hair-raising thing is obviously not used to express goodwill.
Song Lin watched the "ball" slowly roll over a meter in front of him, and glanced at He Lang.
Then, this disgusting "ball" stopped in place.
The reason is very simple, locusts are controlled by the queen bee, and the queen bee is controlled by He Lang.And He Lang was obviously no match for the power of Song Lin's thought.
"Just kidding." He Lang readily admitted that he wanted to play a prank, "What are you afraid of, I won't really let them crawl on you. Even if they crawl on you, they won't bite. "
Song Lin glanced at him: "Are you a primary school student?"
As a person of the same gender, Song Lin knew that men sometimes do childish things - commonly known as childish things.But to be reasonable, although He Lang used to be boring and naive, he was not to this extent.Even Song Lin, who is used to this man's occasional convulsions, felt a little helpless for actually making such a schoolboy-level joke about scaring bugs today.
"You're not scared, what about it?" He Lang laughed, "Xia Hong said that when she was a child, she would tuck her clothes into her trousers, and then catch the grasshoppers and put them in through the collar. A little girl’s courage is not as good as that, right?”
Xia Hong who was hundreds of kilometers away: "Ah Choo!...Who is talking about me?"
Song Lin glanced at the huddled locusts on the ground and raised his eyebrows: "It seems that you don't feel sick at all?"
He Lang felt something was wrong with the young man's tone: "...What? Damn it!"
The young man stood still, but He Lang moved in his thoughts.The man walked towards the locust ball, then squatted down, then stretched out his hand—picked up the ball made of mutated locusts!
These locusts were not gripped very tightly at all, and when He Lang picked them up, a large pile fell down.The terrible thing is that these fallen locusts flew back.They stopped on He Lang's palm, climbed each other again, and gathered in a pile.But because no matter how big a man's palm is, there is limited space. Rather than saying that they become a "ball" again, it is better to say that they are simply stacked together and crawled around.
He Lang was convinced: "...you still have the nerve to call me a primary school student?"
"Sorry, I never went to elementary school." Song Lin smiled suddenly, "And I think... this is at least the level of bullying by middle school students."
"What do you mean... Fuck!"
Before He Lang finished speaking, he watched helplessly as his palm suddenly clenched into a fist, and it was the one covered with locusts!
... The result can be imagined.
The picture was more "tragic" for a while, and the simple description is that it is torn apart, the juice is splashed, and the hands are sticky.If this scene was broadcast on TV, it would probably be mosaic.
He Lang: "..." I wanted to scold my mother, but I felt that Song Lin might be "eavesdropping", so I should keep silent.
To be reasonable, even a strong man like He Lang, who has experienced this kind of "bullying" himself, will still feel very complicated.
On the one hand, the scene of "grabbing (rotten) locusts with hands" was really shocking, and it happened to me. It is hard for a person with normal mental activities not to feel sick; Thinking about killing so many with one hand, I felt a...subtle sense of exhilaration.
No, don't, don't feel refreshed.He Lang quickly put aside this thought, and said to Song Lin, "Have you played enough? Can I wash my hands? Or do you want to shake my hand?"
Song Lin raised his eyebrows: "I thought your reaction would be bigger."
"What reaction do you want, I don't even have a stress reaction now." He Lang spread his hands in the direction of the young man, "Hurry up and wash it for me, or I will rub your body!"
Song Lin glanced at him, and finally gathered a few water polos to wash He Lang's hands.
He Lang didn't show it on the surface, but sneered in his heart: I made so many jokes with the army at school, and I don't know how to deal with you?
Taking advantage of the water droplets on his hand, the man shook his hand at the young man, but the young man avoided him with a look of disgust.
The fire tornado spun for more than an hour, until the wave of locusts died and scattered, and the two fire dragons finally gradually dissipated.
At this time, everyone was no longer amazed at how many locusts Song Lin and Zhang Taian had wiped out, but were amazed that their powers were so abundant that they could support two fire tornadoes for so long!
A major fire tornado isn't just about manipulating fire, it's more about manipulating the invisible wind.And everyone can see clearly that the fire tornado has a limited range of sweeping, and more locusts actually "crashed" before encountering the fire tornado.This just shows that the power of the wind element plays a greater role than the fire element that can be seen!
In any case, when Song Lin and Zhang Taian appeared at the night disaster relief meeting, everyone looked at these two multi-line supernatural beings, and their hearts were filled with emotion——
Qinghe base and Jiangbei base are really fucking lucky!In this world, with such a powerful supernatural being, you can walk sideways!
And He Lang, one of the commanders of the "Fucking Luck Base", followed Zhang Tai'an and Song Lin into the door.He noticed that everyone's eyes on him were complicated, mixed with envy and jealousy.Although he didn't know what these people were thinking, He Lang still raised his eyebrows, and calmly enjoyed everyone's "attention".
He even raised his hand and patted Zhang Tai'an on the shoulder when Zhang Tai'an was about to walk in Chen Deng's direction.
The crowd present:? ? ?
No one knew why He Lang did this, including Zhang Tai'an himself.He glanced at He Lang inexplicably, brushed the back of his hand twice on the place he had patted, as if dusting off, and then walked towards Chen Deng.
He Lang raised his eyebrows, and didn't care about Zhang Tai'an's obvious disdainful attitude, and walked towards his seat.
Song Lin followed behind him: Pat him with the hand that caught the locust, huh?
He Lang couldn't help showing an obvious smile on his face: Hahahaha, you still understand me!
[The author has something to say: Hahahahahahahahahaha men are so childish! 】
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