I just like the Prime Minister

The posture of the divine beast in this world is too crazy and cool, from the emperor to all the officials are busy paying attention to the phoenix that exists in the legend, no one pays attention at all, the old-fashioned cow-nosed Taoist who is not jealous and haunts the divine beast what's going on.

The bull-nosed man was arrogant, and he didn't seem to have the consciousness of being a "prisoner" at all. If it weren't for the dazzling light of the holy beast, everyone might be blinded by his noble image of preferring death to surrender. Feeling guilty.

He waited for rescue and waited for help, and finally was dragged and dragged into the capital by the Khitan people, but he was shocked to find that other people didn't care about "rescue" at all.The Ox-nosed Taoist felt that he might offend the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, and seeing that if he did not save himself, he would be trampled into scum in the palace city by the crowd watching the beasts, so he finally couldn't bear it and jumped out to declare "he Old Ox-nosed is back again", by the way, he thought he was brilliant but actually made a lot of nonsense.

Sitting on the throne, Li Chengzuo really wanted to chop this ignorant old beggar into scum, and use it as firewood for the blazing flames of Phoenix.

Up and down Dayu, there is only one Ox-nosed Taoist who dares to talk nonsense here. It is a rare thing like a phoenix. Mr. Jing".

Jiang Xizhu stared dumbfounded at this confused "Emperor Teacher" who seemed to crawl out of the gutter, and after thinking about it for a long time, it seemed that from the limited words before, "National Teacher" and "Wudang Master" The multiple chaotic identities of "Zixu Daochang" and "Li Chengzuo's master" were arranged one by one on this old Taoist priest who was not going well. My master traveled all over the world, and now this little "unreliable person" who is hidden behind others is simply fresh and refined, as if emerging from mud and not stained.

Just as he was thinking so far away, the old Niubi, who was both imaginative and strong, turned his head, searched for a while with a pair of benevolent brows and kind eyes that could bluff people, finally locked his eyes, and looked at Jiang Xizhu direction.

As if looking back this time just to find him, Zixu smiled at Jiang Xizhu benevolently, and even winked at him disrespectfully, with a look of "we have such a good relationship and take care of it for me" Sad look.

Jiang Xizhu: "..."

Today's monks don't practice reciting scriptures in Taoist temples, and go to demons and demons to cheat two small money. Instead, they are wandering around the world in a frenzy, pretending to be crazy, catching whoever gets close to whom, getting into trouble, and being cute?

This is really people's hearts are not old, and the world is declining.

Li Chengzuo was on the high throne, and his head hurt from the anger of this heartless old thing. He was about to explode, but found that he just didn't see it at a glance, and this old thing found a reliable "ally" for himself.

Li Chengzuo: "..."

The whole life of this old Niubi is a huge collection of "endless disasters". When the senior brother was alive, he harmed the senior brother. When his respected senior brother left, this person turned around and found a "successor" for himself to continue to cause harm. ——The current emperor.

Li Chengzuo felt that his current double-dealing temper was entirely due to the result of his master's hard work, but before he could get burned by Cheng Yaojin who suddenly killed him, he suddenly thought of something——Is Taoist Zixu really good? Knowing whether it was a slap in the face or a blind cat ran into a dead mouse, Li Chengzuo was entangled by him so cleverly, and suddenly thought of another thing, if he sent the Khitan people away with such coercion, things seemed to go too smoothly.

Twists and turns can still be blocked by soldiers, but if it is smooth sailing, this is obviously impossible under the current situation. Even if it looks calm on the surface, it can only indicate the coming of a storm.

There are always people who hope that Li Chengzuo will not go well. After all, when the emperor goes smoothly, those people will be in danger.

He had to trip himself up, so those people wouldn't have a chance to trip him up.

There is still a chance, Li Chengzuo thought quickly, obviously more than one person was shocked by the birth of the divine beast, taking advantage of this opportunity, he can return the "wise" who was exposed too much just now as "confused".

Li Chengzuo settled down, and suddenly changed the idea of ​​wanting to dismiss the Khitan people with three words just now. Seeing that all the officials are present, the Khitan people are still messing up the water. As a well-known "faint king", he is really not very " Capable" crushed all the troubles with one hand and let the old cow nose swallow them.

Li Chengzuo squinted his peach blossom eyes, made a quick decision, pretended to be aroused by the "competitive" waste snack temperament, and responded loudly: "The national teacher is right! Come, invite the Khitan envoy!" Watching the dance in the court, the monarch and the ministers had a great time today, and after three days, I, Dayu, will give an answer."

As soon as this remark came out, the Khitan envoy didn't even realize that he found faults so easily and found results, so he was stunned for a moment, unable to imagine what kind of fresh conspiracy this was, so he reluctantly withdrew— —As if the prickly head who wished to become a hedgehog to catch whoever was stabbed just now was not him.

The ministers of Dayu came back to their senses as if they had just woken up from the rotten will that was obviously made by the faint king, and at the same time they felt very worried, and at the same time felt very cheap, now this two hundred and five talents It was their emperor, the wise and wise illusion just now was really extraordinary.

The Khitan envoys were taken aside to enjoy the banquet without any objection, leaving only the gigantic holy beast covered in fire.

Officials, big and small, stood in the court, slightly raised their necks and met Fenghuang's big eyes for a long while. You looked at me and I looked at you. There was nothing they could do.

Miss Song Yingluo stood tall, so she avoided the embarrassing fate of having her head up and her neck sore. She looked at the holy beast in disbelief for a long time, and thought for a long time, but she couldn't do anything. She turned her face and asked Li Chengzuo with a broken face: "Your Majesty, What are you going to do with this thing?"

Li Chengzuo looked at the thing condescendingly for a long while, then turned his face and said to Song Yingluo seriously: "Your concubine, it's better to send this thing to the imperial dining room to cook soup and give it to civil and military officials. What do you think... Anyway, they are dead, Khitan People said to subdue him, but they didn’t say how to subdue him, it’s okay to kill him. When I gave it to the imperial kitchen, I told the imperial dining room to leave this chicken leg and that piece to your cousin, he only likes that place.”

Song Yingluo: "..."

Song Yingluo didn't know how to face the fact that the emperor wanted to use such an ancient fetish as a chicken stew—he even thought about sharing the chicken legs to please his sweetheart.

Concubine Song was unable to support her forehead, and felt that this thing would be stewed into a pot of chicken soup, even if all the civil and military men of the court came to drink it together, she might be a little overwhelmed.

However, it didn't take long to send the imperial concubine speechless, and Li Chengzuo changed his mind.

"Farewell." Li Chengzuo shook his head and said earnestly, "Your cousin is just recovering from illness, and it's easy to get angry if you mend too much."

Song Yingluo: "..."

For a moment, Concubine Song wanted to take off the head full of gold and jade, and hit Li Chengzuo with a face full of flowers, but she could only follow Li Chengzuo's nonsense in a serious manner.

"It really won't work, Your Majesty." Song Yingluo said expressionlessly, "The imperial dining room doesn't have such a big pot."

"..." Li Chengzuo was speechless for a while, and touched his chin, "Well, what you said makes sense."

Prince Rui, who was anxious to follow along at the side, listened to their nonsense all the way through, his face remained calm, and he rolled his eyes heavily in his heart, completely ignoring them.

The officials were far away, so they naturally didn't know that their emperor and concubine were discussing such a "delicate" issue. Seeing the two muttering, they thought they were worrying about it, and finally remembered the "Eating King's Lu Zhongjun" Said, busy thinking about true and false together.

However, in this matter, no matter how knowledgeable an official is, after all, a bottle is not enough to half a bottle, and even more deliberately showing off, they come up with blind ideas like going to the doctor in a hurry.

One of the officials came out and said: "Your Majesty, according to my opinion, the phoenix is ​​bathed in fire, and water can overcome fire, so it is better to drench it with water."

Others said: "Although this thing is huge, after all, the flesh and blood can't help chopping it with a knife and an axe. It's better to get a hundred catties newly minted by the Ministry of War, and I'm afraid it can subdue this thing in one fell swoop."

As soon as this remark came out, there were still many people who didn't know whether they were really confused or fake.

Li Chengzuo sat back on his throne, knowing that the banquet would not be able to go on due to the disturbance of the Khitan people, so he decided to find something new and lively, since the Khitan people had brought this ready-made novelty, Just point to it and be happy.

Li Chengzuo knew that this thing was invulnerable to swords and guns, and he was not afraid of wind, thunder, water, or fire, but he couldn't speak rashly. Hearing the chatter, he was almost about to quarrel, and even one head and two were big, and he said angrily: "Don't make noise. Yes, Zhang Deying!"

Eunuch Zhang came forward in response and bent down: "Your Majesty."

Li Chengzuo pointed impatiently at the bottom: "Order people to go, those who fetch water fetch water, those who hold guns take guns, whoever comes up with an idea will go to toss, whoever can subdue this beast will be rewarded! Raise it yourself!"

Baiguan: "..."

Look at the physique of this Phoenix, the adults really feel that their little salary is not enough to fill the gap between this ancestor's teeth, and the heart of corruption and perversion of the law suddenly surges out.

Eunuch Zhang was very efficient in handling affairs. After a while, all the things that should be bought were ready, and the one-hundred-jin fine iron gun newly cast by the Ministry of War was brought over, and it stood in the center of the Ziguang Pavilion vestibule in a cold light. A chimney that shows off its might.

Concubine Song was sweating profusely as she glanced at the heavy weapon, she really couldn't figure out what hobbies the officials of the Weapons Supervision had.

The people who originally came up with the idea were all eager to try, but it didn't take long before they all lost without making a few moves.

Splashing water is useless, before the water hits the giant bird, and even before its colorful feathers get wet, the flames have already steamed the water into mist; the generals are very enthusiastic, but one When I heard that I was going to be locked in a cage with that unheard of flaming phoenix, I was confused—although this thing really can’t be released, after all, it has wings and can fly, but it seems more terrifying to be locked in a cage with him, In the final analysis, this is a huge fireball that can't be extinguished even by splashing water. Anyone who provokes him will be confused. Just thinking about this, the generals seem to smell the burnt aroma of their own avatar barbecues out of thin air.

As for the [-]-jin fine iron gun, it was fateful and innocent. At first, no one could act, which was very embarrassing. Later, under the recommendation of everyone, General Pei Shao, who had just made meritorious service, went to meet the bird of prey with the gun. .

General Pei Shao was ordered to carry a fine iron spear, and cautiously circled the cage. He had just chosen a tricky angle, but before the tip of the spear touched the tail feathers of the giant bird, he was blown out by the giant bird with a flap of its wings. .

Pei Wenyuan was even more embarrassed, he knelt down and pleaded guilty: "This subordinate is incompetent."

All of a sudden, the civil servants and military generals were silent, and the appearance of eager to fight and wish to go to battle in person had long since disappeared.I don't know if he was crushed by the hundred-jin fine iron gun, or if he was really beaten by the phoenix.The phoenix won without a fight, and was inexplicably proud of it. It flapped its huge wings in the cage, and let out a melodious whistle of "Who else is I in the world?"

But the bastard emperor Li Chengzuo, who has never seen the heights of the heavens and the earth, so he doesn't know how to worry, is in a good mood for some reason, squinting a pair of peach blossom eyes, and looking at Jiang Xizhu who is watching quietly on the side, looking at his prime minister Feeling bewildered, he withdrew his gaze: "Is there any other way, gentlemen? Tell me, and you can try it now."

As soon as these words came out, the Ziguang Pavilion, which was originally singing and dancing, was almost audible.

Daoist Zixu had just poked a huge basket, turned his face and hid behind Prime Minister Jiang, showing a serious and kind face, while watching the excitement of the officials surrendering the Phoenix, he pinched his fingers to give Jiang Cheng Doing some divination, the prime minister has been walking a huge peach blossom for more than ten years, when suddenly the courtyard is full of silence, he turned his eyes suspiciously and looked around, but unfortunately, he and Li Chengzuo saw each other .

Taoist Zixu thought "not good", and was about to dodge quickly, when he heard the voice of Li Chengzuo on the throne, who was about to entangle him to death, suddenly sounded: "I forgot that the national teacher came back just in time, this thing is extraordinary , the national teacher Xiuxian asked, I am afraid that there are many contacts with this strange beast, why not let the national teacher give it a try. This matter is related to the country, the national teacher must find a way."

Taoist Master Zixu: "..."

Traitor!Taoist Master Zixu thought bitterly, this grandson must have done it on purpose!

The author has something to say: This article is not a fairy tale, but there are a few supernatural elements, not many.This is not a story of one man conquering the sky.