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Sawada Arashi's eyes sparkled with little stars: Dad is so amazing~!Wow, Dad flew towards me~

"Jingzi, I like you!" The boy in boxers confessed loudly.

Sawada Arashi: Huh? (?)?Д?(ヽ)

"Ah ah ah—pervert—" Jingzi covered her eyes and ran into the school.

"..." Tsunayoshi Sawada, who came to his senses, looked at the students around him as if he was a pervert, and knelt down on the ground without love. It's not what you think. QAQ

Just when he was thinking wildly and giving up on himself, a little girl came up to him, her big eyes filled with tears, she was extremely wronged.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: It’s over, I scared the kids.

Sawada Arashi looked very pitiful because of the tears in his eyes. He held his head up and said with tears in his eyes, "Dad, don't you want me and mom? (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: ... Huh?

Huh huh huh huh huh? ? ? ?The eyes of the classmates who were still around suddenly changed when they looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada, from a pervert at the beginning to a scumbag in capital letters! !

"Wait, wait!" Sawada Tsunayoshi said incredulously, "I'm not your father, kid, did you recognize the wrong person?"

Sawada Lan took his hand cautiously and fawningly, with red eyes: "Woooo... Dad, don't want Lan Lan, Lan Lan will be very good... Lan Lan will never run around again, Dad (っ╥╯ ﹏╰╥c)"

Damn, it hurts so much!The people around him are determined to kill Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was taken aback, and wiped his tears at a loss: "Don't cry."

"You scumbag! Come to the Kendo Gym on lunch break today, let's fight one-on-one!"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

After seeing the process clearly, Yi Ge reflected: "Did I do something wrong?" He shouldn't have brought the other party here on a whim.

Lu Hua: "Bai Lan and Sawada Tsunayoshi won't be able to return to that mission for a few days, so even if you don't bring him here, he will still feel uncomfortable."

Hibari Kyouya frowned, pointed at Sawada Tsunayoshi with a floating crutch, "Bite and kill!"

"Uncle Gong Mi, don't hit Dad ≥﹏≤"

Hibari Kyouya paused.

Sawada Tsunayoshi hurriedly hugged the kid in front of him and ran into the school.

Sawada Arashi tucked into his arms obediently, wrapped his small arms around his neck, tilted her head and asked, "Dad, when are we going to find Mom, I miss him."

Sawada Tsunayoshi tilted his foot and almost fell.

He scratched his hair in dismay, "I'm not your father! I'm only 14 years old, how could I give birth to a child your age??"

"Stupid gang, it's not good to have a child and not admit it." Li Baoen said out of nowhere.

Gangji: "It's you again?! What on earth do you want! Isn't it enough to embarrass me this morning?!"

Sawada Arashi rushed over to embrace Li Baoen with bright eyes, and kissed him on the cheek: "Li Baoen ~ I miss you so much (づ~3~)づ"

Gang Ji carried Lan Lan over, and complained to Li Bao En: "Don't take advantage of this kid."

Li Baoen: "..." Didn't it mean that it's not your baby→_→.

But how did the kid know him? !He shot at Sawada Arashi with sharp eyes: "Who are you?!"

Sawada Lan pouted aggrievedly: "I'm Lan Lan, Li Baoen doesn't remember me?"

"full name."

The child thought that Bao En was testing him, so he said seriously: "My name is Sawada Arashi."

Li Baoen: Are you sure it's not your child?

Kokichi Sawada:……

……

Exhausted from the day, Tsunayoshi Sawada took the child back home, and Arashi Sawada happily called Nana Sawada, "Grandma~"

Sawada Nana was taken aback for a moment, and then she was so big that she was not surprised at all, she hugged Sawada Arashi around and around: "Ah, what a cute little bun~~ Is this A Gang's child, so cute, I didn't expect Gang’s children are all this big~”

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Mom, your big heart has at least a certain limit...

So Sawada Arashi temporarily settled down at Sawada Tsunayoshi's house.Yi Ge came here a few times, and he was relieved to see that Lan Lan was having a good time here. The nature of father and son, anyway, Lan Lan is the child of Sawada Tsunayoshi, so even in the parallel space, he would have a feeling.It just so happened that he still had some things to deal with in the Ten Thousand Worlds Store, and it was just right for him to pick up Lan Lan after he was done. By then, Bai Lan and Gang Ji should have come out of the mission world.Putting a protective cover on Lanlan so that no one could hurt him, he dragged Lu Hua back.

This day is a very ordinary day. Since Sawada Arashi came to the Sawada family, with his cute face and well-behaved personality, he has successfully become the top of the family's food chain.

"Ding-dong-"

"Gang, please open the door." Nana Sawada hugged Arashi Sawada lovingly and fed him fruit.

"it is good."

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the two people with good looks and excellent temperament outside the door, and asked, "Who are you?"

When Sawada Lan saw who it was, his eyes lit up, and he asked Nana Sawada to put himself down, and ran to them: "Beautiful brother, handsome brother, where have you all been? Lanlan has been looking for you for a long time."

Yi Ge rubbed his head lovingly, hugged him, and said to the surprised Sawada family: "I'll trouble you to take care of him these days."

Prisoner Hayato said dissatisfiedly, "Hey, who are you?!"

Yi Ge ignored him, and just said to Sawada Lan: "Lan Lan, we should go back, your parents are coming back."

"Huh?" Sawada Arashi was stunned for a moment, and lowered his head in frustration. He didn't feel the strangeness of his father here, but because they were all very kind to him, he pretended not to understand and waited for his parents to come. pick yourself up.

Sawada Tsunayoshi said: "Where are you taking him?" After being together for so long, he really likes this cute child, and now he is going to be taken away, he is naturally very sad.

Yi Ge hugged him and said, "You must be wondering why he is so familiar with you the moment he sees you?"

Li Baoen stared at him with two prickly eyes: "If I'm right, he is the future child of the idiot?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was surprised: "Eh??? He came from the future? A lie???"

The point isn't he your child? !

Prison Temple: "So it's really the little master!!"

Sawada Arashi tugged at Yi Ge's sleeve, and begged, "Beautiful brother, can I play here for a while longer? When Mom and Dad come back, they will pick me up, okay~"

Everyone looked at Yi Ge expectantly.

Yi Ge was silent for a while, then agreed with a sigh and a smile. "Then let me tell your parents to pick you up."

"Okay~^O^/"

Before leaving, Yi Ge gave Lan Lan a task in his ear: Lan Lan, in this world your parents are not in love, you must work hard to let them be together to give birth to you~

Sawada Arashi had a big brain, thinking that if his parents were not together, he would disappear, and he was so scared that he asked Sawada Tsunayoshi to chase his mother.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is a little shy about his future wife, he still doesn't know what kind of girl she is.

↑ You think too much.

Feeling shy and feeling Dou Chukai, until she heard Arashi Sawada call Bai Lan her mother.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's boy's heart was shattered: "..."

Bai Lan's smile cracked: "..."

Li Baoen: "...So there is no need to fight this war?" If we fight again, it will become domestic violence haha...

other people:"……"

Fuck, what the hell? ! ! !

Sawada Arashi took out marshmallows from his small school bag and handed them to Bai Lan, "Mom, here's for you to eat. Although Dad is sometimes a little silly, most of them are still good. Mom, don't dislike him. You can't do it without a baby." born."

After understanding what happened, Bai Lan: ... How could I, a big man, give birth to a child! !Or Tsunayoshi Sawada!

……

After a while, the two kept running to create opportunities for them to tie the knot. Arashi Sawada, who was so busy, finally waited for his parents.

"Mom and Dad~^O^/"

Sawada Tsunayoshi knelt down, inspected his body distressedly, and apologized: "I'm sorry Lan Lan, Dad is late."

Because the time ratio between his world and the Wanjie store is different, it means that they only left for an hour, so he and Bai Lan put Sawada Arashi at home and let Sawada's mother take care of them, but they didn't expect Sawada Arashi to follow them secretly.

Sawada Arashi: "I miss you so much QAQ"

Bai Lan: "We miss you too."

Bai Lan in her own world: blinded by the halo of her loving mother!

Others: This must not be their boss! ! !

When waiting to go back, Arashi Sawada reluctantly waved to Bailan Sawada and the others: "I will definitely come and see you~"

Bai Lan: "..." It's best not to come, I'm proud to be single.

"...Sawada-kun, please take your disgusting gaze away, or I will dig them out."

Sawada Tsunayoshi showed a dangerous smile belonging to Ozora: "Shall we give birth to Lan Lan?"

Bai Lan: ...It has been said that labor and capital will not have children! !Won't! ! !

The author has something to say: In the future, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who has worked hard for a long time and failed to conceive Bai Lan, fell into deep thought, and finally came to the conclusion: I must not have worked hard enough.

Find Bai Lan, throw herself down, and have sex.Three steps.

Bai Lan: What a fucking dog.

Thank you Angel for your reward~

Thank you Rabbit, Brother Nine, Concubine Xiang, Ning Ning (three land mines) Liao Chu, Fu Sheng's land mines~