The first noodle shop in history

Yi Ge left Jurassic Park World and fixed a little bug.This time he didn't return to the main god's space, and directly cut through the void and entered a world at will.

This world is a bit strange, although the clothes are very modern, but the technology still stays in the carriage as a car.

He didn't deliberately ask others, but only deduced where it was from the ninja costume and the words of passers-by.Hearing that the ninjas in that village were discussing that the Uchiha had just been exterminated, Yi Ge knew exactly which time period he had traveled to.

Naruto World, Uchiha had just been exterminated, Naruto and Sasuke should only be seven years old, and there are still about five years before the plot begins.

However, what does it matter to him?He is just a small shop owner.

Yi Ge bought a store in a remote town, and he pretended to tidy up and prepare for opening.It is impossible for him to stay in one world to buy things all the time, so he plans to leave the shop to the puppet robot to guard the shop as long as he sells one item in the future, and go to other worlds by himself.

The quiet opening, no matter how low-key it is, people will be attracted by the arrogant store name, but the people who enter, without exception, are frightened by the price of the goods, and such expensive goods are not allowed to be tried one time.So stay away.That's not to mention, people who have been in the store slandered the products in a high-profile way, which completely dispelled the customers who had the idea of ​​buying products.

As a result, a store that hadn't opened for five years was born.

Yi Ge: "..."

No matter how calm Yi Ge is usually, he can't help being anxious. Should he be thankful that he has kept an extra eye on him, so that the flow of time in several worlds is different? !However, he won't stay in this Naruto world for more than ten years, right?Thinking about it feels a little scary.

After much deliberation, Yi Ge always felt that he should do something, took out a piece of white paper, and neatly wrote a few words on the paper with a brush——Great reward for the opening, all customers who buy products in this store will get a free gift. Ben kissing heaven! (…)

Yi Ge, who had only seen Hokage at all, only had an impression of the Kissing Heaven that Kakashi held in his hand all the time, so he thought that Kissing Heaven was just a popular...novel.

Yi Ge, who felt that he was generous enough, happily pasted the note on the door, waiting for customers to come.

What he doesn't know is that he hasn't opened a shop for five years, and he hasn't gone out himself, so he has been called a ghost house by others, and he can easily frighten children so hard that they can't be more stubborn.

What's even more tragic is that, in order to save trouble, Yi Ge casually took red ink...with red letters on white paper and the name of the haunted house, it's no wonder others would go in!It is a courageous person, such as a ninja, who turns away with a burning face after seeing what is written on the paper.

If his wife finds out that he came to buy this kind of book, he must be beaten to death!

# Not everyone is single. #

Therefore, if Yi Ge wants to sell things, he must meet the first condition: he doesn't know that this is a ghost house, and the guy who just came to the town and doesn't know anything is the best.Two: Brave enough and nerves thick enough, at least you can't turn around and run away in fright when you see the red letters on white paper.Three: He loves to watch Intimate Paradise!

"Huh? Sending kisses to heaven?" A white hair came to the door.

"Ms. Kakashi! We still have tasks!" Naruto pulled his arm angrily, trying to pull him away.

"Wait, Naruto!" Kakashi said seriously, "I think there's something weird here, so I'm going to go in and check it out!"

Sasuke directly pointed out his little thoughts, and said, "Actually, you just want to make love to heaven."

Kakashi was not embarrassed either, and while they were not paying attention, he withdrew his arm and ran into the shop.

Sakura said angrily: "Ah! Teacher Kakashi is really..."

A few people had no choice but to follow in: "Mr. Kakashi!"

After they went in, they were shocked to find that Kakashi, who was usually indifferent, was on guard, ready to attack at any time, confronting the baby-faced youth opposite him.

"Ms. Kakashi, what's the matter?" Naruto asked carelessly as if he didn't notice the danger.

Sasuke said, "You idiot!"

Yi Ge didn't expect them to be the first customers. He sighed and lamented that this was fate, and raised a harmless smile and said, "Oh, please don't be so nervous! I'm just a small shopkeeper Just a shopkeeper~”

Kakashi did not relax, and said with a sneer, "Heh, just sell some commodities, if the Blood Wheel Eyes are considered small commodities, do you think I will believe it?!"

"What?!" Sasuke widened his eyes in shock, unable to believe what he heard.

Naruto said, "Sharingan? Isn't this the blood successor of the Sasuke family?"

Yi Ge smiled lightly, raised his right hand, and a pair of extremely beautiful kaleidoscope Sharingan appeared out of thin air, floating in his palm.

This move stunned the four people present, Naruto said: "Where did you conjure it???"

Yi Ge didn't explain this, saying: "Kaleidoscopic Sharingan, the highest state of Sharingan, you can get it by spending the corresponding amount of money~ I can help you install it for free.

Sasuke clenched his fists hanging on both sides tightly, and said excitedly, "Tell me where you got Sharingan from!!"

The corner of Yi Ge's mouth flattened: "I don't like people speaking to me in a commanding tone." The only egg that ever spoke to him like this has already been killed by him... No, he forgot, he still has to kill the other party.

Thinking of this, Yi Ge's mood suddenly became bad, and the smile on his face disappeared completely, and he said with a blank expression: "If you want to buy it, buy it, if you don't buy it, get out."

Sakura: "You..."

"Stop Sakura!" Kakashi stopped her in time. He could feel that the young man in front of him was several times stronger than him, or even taller, so he couldn't be head-on, and said, "I've seen the Kaleidoscope Sharingan The price, I don't have the ability to pay at the moment, so can we look at other products?"

"Yes." When the business came, Yi Ge suppressed his temper that was about to erupt, sat back on the soft sofa, used the magic of barter to snatch an egg from some unlucky guy, took out the marker pen, and put This ordinary egg is regarded as the main god, and a pig's head is fiercely painted on the egg.

clack clack clack...

On earth, someone who just went to the bathroom stared stupidly at the heaven of intimacy in his bowl...

"Where's my breakfast?"

Yi Ge, who didn't know that he had cheated his deadly enemy, enthusiastically painted colorful skirts on the eggs, and had a great time.

On the other side, Kakashi pulled Sasuke and Naruto Sakura who were in a daze to the corner farthest from Yi Ge, and worried: "Sasuke, are you okay?"

Sasuke raised his head subconsciously, but accidentally saw the words written on the wall out of the corner of his eyes.

Coincidentally, Yi Ge only wrote the introduction of the first plane store in history in four places in the store, that is, on the four corner walls of the store.Except for what Yi Ge told them, they were only squatting in the corner.This is also his bad taste.And ordinary people, normal people, would not want to squat in a corner...

Sasuke, who was a little bit broken, stared blankly at the writing on the wall.

This word is neat and tidy, simple and generous, like a stroke of genius, which makes people want to stop reading it! (You are enough!) However, this is not the point, the point is the content.

The first noodle store (branch) in history, selling all kinds of items, only you can't think of it, and you can't buy it!This branch only sells Kaleidoscope Sharingan (upper middle): from the ninja world, the function has no side effects, illusion, Amaterasu...

Surgical fruit (top middle): From the world of One Piece, the function can obtain surgical knowledge in a second, and can cure various incurable diseases...

Computers (universal): from modern...

cell phone (common), massager (…)

The Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon (Middle and Lower): From...

and many more.

If you need to buy more precious products, the top three customers who spend every five years will be eligible to enter the Wanjie store, and the first one can bring an extra person.