The first noodle shop in history

Mrs. Ren, who had regained consciousness, stood there in a daze. His consciousness after death was still at the moment when he was killed by his relatives. Immediately afterwards, what he did as a zombie appeared in his mind.

Can a person really turn into a zombie after death?And this zombie is not someone else, or him?

Lu Hua saw that his eyes had changed from cloudy to clear, and understood that he had regained consciousness. She hid the little pigeon in her arms without any trace, and at the same time said: "We can not only restore your memory, you don't need to be confused, and you don't need to smoke. Human blood survives stronger."

Old Master Ren's eyes flickered after noticing his movements, combined with the conversation he vaguely heard just now, even if he has lived for 70 years, he is still speechless.

You don't have to hide it, he really isn't interested in cats of different species.

Lu Hua saw that his eyes stayed in his arms for a few more seconds, and angrily covered them, looking like a baby, and said, "Where are your eyes looking!"

Yi Ge: "..."

Mrs. Ren: "..."

Lu Hua: "Hmph, what do you think of my proposal just now?"

Mr. Ren is not a stupid person to be able to develop from a small businessman to his current status. Although he is a little distracted by the conditions proposed by the other party, there is no such thing as a free lunch. "What do you want me to do." That's an affirmative sentence.

Just as Lu Hua was about to speak, Yi Ge suddenly interrupted, "Wait a minute." He got out from the collar of the opponent's clothes, revealing a small cat's head.

Mrs. Ren's eyes were deep, and he himself had become a zombie, so it was not surprising that the cat could talk, let alone that he had heard it just now.To his disquiet, the cat seemed much smarter than the lad.

Lu Hua wondered, "What's the matter?" Didn't they agree to let Mrs. Ren be the thug?

Yi Ge lazily licked his three-petal mouth: "I regret it."

regret what?Could it be... Regret to make a deal with him?In fact, he himself is not as valuable as the other party thinks?Mrs. Ren had to admit that just because of the four words the cat demon said, he actually started to panic. He knew at a glance that the cat was in charge of the other party. As soon as it spoke, the young man might listen to him.And most importantly, he didn't want to lose consciousness and live in a daze, and he didn't want to be killed by a Taoist priest on the way.

Sure enough, as Grandpa Ren had expected, after hearing what Yi Ge said, Lu Hua didn't ask why, and kept silent as if she understood what she had said just now.

Master Ren almost bit his fangs.

"I promise, I promise you, no matter what the conditions are, I will agree!" Mrs. Ren said all the additional conditions and bargaining words just now were useless, he said quickly, the most important thing at this time is not to let the other party Walk!Before the other party speaks, agree to the young man's question!

Lu Hua, who was about to say that this matter should be left alone, was stunned for a while, and it took him a while to realize that Old Master Ren was giving a result to what he said just now.

what to do?Lu Hua innocently lowered her head and confronted Yi Ge.

The cat rolled its eyes in a very humane way, then got back into its clothes, leaving only one sentence: "Idiot."

Lu Hua: "..." He said he was stupid, but he wasn't stupid. Every time he took the exam, he was No.1 in the whole grade, okay...

He thought for a while, and took Mr. Ren back to the store first, with the mentality that the little pigeon would be angry and tickle him if he made a mistake.

Even in the middle of the night, there are passers-by, but Lu Hua has seen a lot of disguises made by celebrities in modern times, so it is not too easy to cover the old lady Ren and only show a pair of eyes without looking weird~

When he arrived at the store, Mrs. Ren took off the hat from his head, tore off the scarf, and took off the mask.

Even if he is a zombie without feeling now, he can still feel the suffocating breath and the suffocating breath...

This is also great.

"Think carefully in your mind, and the information will be transmitted to your brain... Oh, wait a moment, I forgot you have no brains." Halfway through speaking, Lu Hua suddenly remembered that Mrs. Ren had been dead for so long. It's time, the brain is already necrotic.

Old Mrs. Ren: "..." Why does it sound so uncomfortable.

→_→You have no brains, your whole family has no brains!

In the future, Yi Ge will belong to the whole family::)

Lu Hua skillfully asked, "Little Gezi, what should I do?"

What should I do if I encounter difficulties?Lu Hua: Looking for a wife :)

Yi Ge silently covered his head with his paws, and gave him a science introduction: "Zombies also belong to the category of intelligence, so there is no such thing as whether they have brains..."

Lu Hua wasn't shy in the slightest, on the contrary, she was very happy that the little pigeon chatted with him again (hey!), and she strongly agreed and worshiped him, but when she turned her head, her face immediately changed, and her idiot's smile turned into disgust. Said: "Did you hear that? Close your eyes and think carefully."

Old Master Ren: "..." You cat slave!

↑ No, it should be a wife slave.

A huge amount of information poured into the sea of ​​consciousness like a tide, Mr. Ren couldn't help but let out a sound, and looked at the information that appeared in his mind.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Lu Hua who was far away from him, and then the other party's voice was heard without any concealment. "Little pigeon, have you seen it? This kind is abnormal. If you see it, you should stay away..."

Mrs. Ren was embarrassed, the feeling of enriching the sea of ​​consciousness just now was really comfortable, can he say that he couldn't hold back...

If it was before, he might still be displeased, but now he is not even half displeased. After reading the store's information, the young shopkeeper in front of him is not something he can offend. On the contrary, the other party is still the one he must please.

"The owner..."

"Hey, don't call me shop owner! I'm just a poor migrant worker." Even though he said that, his expression was completely different.

Of course, Mrs. Ren would not believe it, thinking that he had offended him somewhere, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

Silence began to spread, Mr. Ren felt a sense of pressure inexplicably, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead (wait, do zombies have cold sweat?) and waited anxiously.It wasn't until Yi Ge patted him with his paw that the stalemate atmosphere was broken.Lu Hua reluctantly debunked the evidence that the old man was spying on the little pigeon just now (Old man Ren: I am wronged!), walked to the top shelf and picked up a transparent bottle. Inside the bottle was a drop of blood quietly floating in the air. The tone was still a little bad, and he said: "This is a drop of blood essence from the Zombie King. Use it to come over by yourself. The effect of blood essence has always been in your mind, and it will be directly transmitted to your brain."

Old Master Ren jumped over quickly. When Lu Hua said that the bottle contained blood essence, his eyes turned red, and the desire in his heart became stronger. If he hadn't consciously suppressed himself, he would have rushed over to grab it.

Zombies are divided into eight types: Purple Zombie, White Zombie, Green Zombie, Hairy Zombie, Flying Zombie, Wandering Zombie, Lying Zombie, and Boneless. At this time, Mrs. Ren is only a white zombie with some strength. It could be a green zombie, but if he absorbed the blood essence of the zombie king, he could be directly promoted to a flying zombie, a full two levels up!If you're lucky, wandering corpses aren't a problem either.

This is not an exaggeration at all, the level of the zombie king does not melt bones, not to mention immortality, but it is not a problem to live for a million years, and this drop of blood is not ordinary blood, but essence blood, so-called essence blood refers to the human body Where the essence is, there is no impurity in all blood, the purest existence.The blood of the Zombie King is rare and precious, not to mention the essence of blood.

"Shop... Shopkeeper, can I absorb it?" Old Master Ren swallowed, and looked at Lu Hua with fiery eyes, as if he was a brother pig who suddenly saw the goddess in his dream.

Lu Hua: Bah, what a silly metaphor!

After a few seconds of silence, after Lu Hua nodded impatiently, Mrs. Ren jumped up excitedly.

Forgive him for jumping.

Yi Ge: "If you jump again, get out."

The old man Ren immediately stood obediently and remained motionless, his reserved little eyes kept looking at Jingxue.

#Inexplicably feel a little cute#

Mrs. Ren was once again glad that the shop owner agreed to him when he hesitated and regretted it, otherwise he would regret it to death if he found out later!Even if the store asks him to commit murder and arson out of conscience, he will do it! →_→ It's not that I didn't do wicked things during my lifetime.

"...you won't be allowed to do murder and arson." The corners of Lu Hua's mouth kept twitching.

Huh?Old Mrs. Ren blinked, and then suddenly realized that he had spoken out what he was thinking.

Lu Hua continued, "I just want you to be free..."

"Meow!" Dangerous eyes shot at him.

Yi Ge: If you don't react to the egg again, you will die. (*｀へ′*)

Lu Hua trembled all over, and what she was about to say became: "Be a free housekeeper!"

After finishing speaking, he carefully glanced at the little pigeon, and found that he was squinting his eyes comfortably, showing no sign of anger.Suddenly, Lu Hua's eyes lit up, a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, the corners of her mouth got bigger and bigger, and her smile became happier and happier.

What, it turned out that Xiao Gezi simply didn't want Mrs. Ren and them to go to other worlds to disturb the relationship between the two of them.

So cute, so cute, no matter what, he likes it so much.

He must hide such a cute little pigeon so that no one else can find it.

"Housekeeper..." Mrs. Ren heaved a sigh of relief, but at the same time felt a little disappointed. He thought that the conditions for giving him such a rich reward were also very harsh, but he didn't expect to be just a free housekeeper.

Yi Ge: "If you don't want to, you won't be forced to. Anyway, you are not the only zombie in this world." However, there are probably not many people who have rich experience, loyal acquaintance, scheming and assertiveness, and just happen to become zombies.He didn't say the last sentence, it would be beneficial and harmless to leave some crisis for Mrs. Ren.

Sure enough, the alarm sounded in Mrs. Ren's head immediately, and the thought of other zombies who might squeeze him out made his brain ache with anger. "I would like to!"

Those shameless little bitches smashing zombies don't want to squeeze him down! →_→

As soon as he finished speaking, the transparent bottle suddenly opened, and the floating blood inside dangled out and flew towards his heart.At last it melted into his heart.

The essence and blood were quiet for a while, and when Lu Hua wondered why there was no movement, Old Master Ren's heart was like a drop of clean water falling into the tumbling oily water, and the crackling sound extended from the heart to all parts of the body.The power of blood essence is too strong, and the speed of old master Ren's absorption can't keep up.If he was allowed to behave like this, he might not be able to bear it and explode to death.

Lu Hua frowned, looking at Mrs. Ren whose three colors of blue, black and red intersected, even if he had never seen the evolution of zombies, he could see the danger in it only by learning Taoism for several years: "It's not very Wonderful..." But he wasn't worried because...

There are also little pigeons here :)

Yi Ge counted the time, and when Old Master Ren was about to lose his hold, he activated the spiritual energy between the heaven and the earth, forming a spiritual energy vortex, allowing Grand Master Ren to be in the center of the vortex, using spiritual energy to alienate Old Master Ren's dead meridians, and guide the power of essence and blood absorb.

Uncle Jiu, who was practicing, obviously felt that the aura suddenly became sparse, and finally became empty.His complexion changed, he ran out of the room and looked up at the sky, and saw that the direction where the spiritual energy gathered was the location of Lu Hua's shop, he immediately relaxed and stopped worrying, he laughed and shook his head: Really, that kid Xiaohua always makes big noises, it's scary He was also taken aback.

After an unknown amount of time, Old Master Ren's face relaxed, and he shouted in his heart—it's done!Walking Corpse!

His ugly and withered face grew blood and flesh quickly, and his old face became younger, but Mrs. Ren knew that he was going to be a housekeeper, and was afraid that his face would not be able to frighten his servants when his face became younger, so he changed himself. He became a middle-aged man in his 40s.A handsome uncle.

From Ren Tingting, it can be seen that Mrs. Ren is not bad looking. The middle-aged Mrs. Ren not only has no gray hair and wrinkles, but is full of masculine charm.As for Mr. Ren... uh... that is a genetic mutation →_→

"Master Lu." Mrs. Ren's clothes had long been wiped out by blood essence, and now he was completely naked, and the thing between his legs was so eye-catching.

"Don't look, you unruly pigeon!" Lu Hua raised her forehead, and immediately covered the eyes of a certain cat that was enjoying watching, but because the cat was too small and his hand was too big, it became Lu Hua's. It's like covering the whole cat with your hand.He casually threw a piece of clothing to Old Master Ren, "Put the clothes on!"

Yi Ge: "..." Obviously he should be angry, but for some reason he wants to laugh.

Old Mrs. Ren: "..." No wonder he felt a little chilly.

Moaning, Lu Hua took out the mirror and looked at herself. It was a handsome young sunshine guy, and his muscles under the clothes were well-organized and full of explosiveness. The olo and

The opponent's ratio is only big or small.

Satisfied, he put down the mirror, and at this time the old man also got dressed.

"..." Seeing that Lu Hua hadn't let go of his hand, Yi Ge twitched his eyebrows, and suddenly stuck out his little tongue to lick his palm.

Lu Hua's whole body trembled, and the numbness from the palm of his hand hit his heart directly.He shyly said, "That... little pigeon..."

Yi Ge looked at him suspiciously.

Lu Hua blushed, "I just masturbated and didn't wash my hands..."

Yi Ge: "..."

He was feeling ill all over, no wonder Lu Hua said to go to the bathroom when the old man broke through just now, he wondered why the other party had been there for so long, it turned out it was because the other party went to masturbate! !

He was just bored and licked his neck inadvertently, but the other party went to jerk off! "...Have you come out yet?"

Lu Hua covered her face in shame, "No... I can't get out without you, little pigeon."

Yi Ge: "..." You haven't come out for an hour, you're amazing, and I don't know if you will be suffocated.

#Is there something wrong with the focus#

Lu Hua: "Then the little pigeon will help me get it out later?"

Yi Ge answered irrelevantly, "Go and wash your hands!"

"Hey! Good!" Lu Hua was instantly excited. The equation in his mind was that the little pigeon didn't explicitly refuse=shyness=agree.

Mrs. Ren: As a qualified housekeeper, don’t listen when you shouldn’t listen, and flash away when you shouldn’t look.

When Lu Hua came back after washing his hands, Yi Ge asked them to sign a contract.

Lu Hua only felt a tingling pain in the tip of her finger, and a drop of blood quickly flew to the brow of Mrs. Ren. Then, Lu Hua clearly felt the connection between herself and Mrs. Ren, and another feeling was that she was in control of everything and could easily dominate The life and death of the old man Ren is the same.It turns out this is no illusion.

Yi Ge said: "This is a master-servant contract. The contracter is a master-servant relationship. The master can restrain and punish the servant. The servant cannot rebel or attack the master, and the master can control the servant's life and death at any time."

Old Master Ren's expression didn't change at all. Coming from a feudal society, he took it for granted that this was normal. From the moment he agreed to be a housekeeper, he was ready to be happy and die.Besides, being a steward in charge of the myriad worlds... Hehehehe, why is he so happy.

It was Lu Hua who was a little unnatural. After staying in the current society for a long time, this master-servant contract was a contract without dignity for the servants. Although it was not advocating equality, it was still a little uncomfortable. "Old Master Ren, don't worry, I will not punish you for no reason! Of course, if you do something wrong, I will not be merciful." He is not a purely good person, on the contrary, he is just a bad person with a bottom line. If someone threatens him, he will kill the threat in the cradle in advance.

Mrs. Ren nodded: "Hehe, Mr. Lu, don't call me Mrs. Ren, just call me Mrs. Ren."

Lu Hua: "...don't call me Master Lu." This reminds me of the Black Panther Lu Zhenhua :)

Butler Ren paused and looked at him hesitantly.If it's not Master Lu, what's his name?

Lu Hua: "Anyway, I don't want to be called Master Lu!"

Yi Ge had nothing to do with Lu Hua, who started throwing childish tantrums (?) again, and said, "Just call him the boss, and call me the shopkeeper."

"... Good shop owner." Steward Ren was shocked, and shock flashed in his eyes. It turns out that the boss is really not the shop owner!What he never expected was that the cat he hadn't noticed was the owner of the shop!And the boss is just the owner's husband! (Yi Ge:...)

After delaying for such a long time, the evening had already passed, and the moon hid shyly, and kicked her husband, the sun, out.

Lu Hua glanced at his watch and said, "It's already six o'clock in the morning, butler Ren, you stay in the shop first, and I'll take you away after we finish handling the affairs here. Take advantage of these few days and study more. modern knowledge."

"Good boss." Ren Butler bent down and stepped back.

"Then the most important thing to do now is..." With a serious face, Lu Hua hugged Yi Ge tightly in her arms, walked faster and faster into the room, and closed the door and locked it. "The most important thing is that you should fulfill your promise, little pigeon!!" His cheeks were red, and he looked shy, but the words that came out of his mouth were blunt and cute, and he couldn't hear anything at all. Embarrassed: "Help me out..."

Yi Ge: "..."

In the end, the little pigeon, who would not die if he didn't die, let the beast out at the cost of his hands and mouth (huh).

Lu Hua completed a set of punches energetically, and it was not at all obvious that he hadn't slept all night.

Yi Ge, who had turned back into a cat, huddled in a ball under the blanket, staring at someone exercising without blinking his two round eyes, and silently began to reflect on whether he was becoming more and more depraved...

Obviously, he used to strengthen his strength day and night without looking at the time...

If this is depravity... then let him continue to degenerate like this ==.Yi Ge, who closed his eyes to rest, started grunting after a while.

After Lu Hua punched and took a shower, he walked to the chair, hugged it together with the blanket, looked at the small ball, smiled dotingly, Yi Ge shrugged his nose, turned over without opening his eyes Keep sleeping.

Just at this time, Master Ren came to the store. After receiving the store's information, his eyes glowed red, and he asked Lu Hua to sell all the products to him.

"As long as you sell it to me cheaply, my daughter will be yours from now on!"

Fortunately, Ren Tingting was not here at this time, otherwise she might not be able to resist her father. She likes Lu Hua, but it doesn't mean that she is willing to be "given" to him as a commodity.Besides, this man clearly rejected her.

Lu Hua laughed back in anger, and the corner of her mouth curled up: "The price of each item will be tripled."

Master Ren was stunned, as if he didn't understand why the price went up instead of lowering.

"Treat your daughter as a treasure. Everyone loves her." Lu Hua would not wrong the person she likes because the other person is a girl, and let the person she likes misunderstand. "I'll say it again, I have a lover, and I love him very much. If you say anything else and give me your daughter, you don't have to come to the store anymore. I won't sell it to you."

"Don't, don't! I won't say it, I won't say it anymore." Mr. Ren understands the value of this store too well, he can go to another world, and his heart trembles just thinking about it.

He regretted it now, three times the price, even though his family has money, he might not be able to buy much.

Ugh……

After finishing this single business, Lu Hua felt that she had almost finished her studies, so she told Yi Ge that they could go back, and even returned to modern times with Mrs. Ren who was immersed in the sea of ​​books.

"Finally back~!" The first thing Lu Hua did when she came back was to run to the bedroom to play with the computer.

Although only a few days had passed in reality, Lu Hua, who had spent several years in other worlds in total, had a lot of hand speed, and his operation dropped several levels.

Thinking about my life as the second generation of the army and the second generation of the rich, it is a blessing to be able to touch the computer and play games every day! qaq

Really useless.The corner of Yi Ge's mouth twitched, and he changed from a cat to a human. Butler Ren was not surprised, and stood silently waiting for his order.

"Steward Ren, go down first, get in touch with this world first, and Xiaohua and I will go to other worlds to find some helpers for you." Yi Ge said this after consideration. First, Old Master Ren has always been only in books. Getting in touch with modern society is worse than experiencing it yourself.The second is that it is really not enough to have Steward Ren alone.For example, Mrs. Ren can't cook. :)

If no one can be found in the next world, he can only use robots.

……

Staring at the character who died again on the computer screen, and being a player he used to scold for dragging his teammates back, Lu Hua was so hopeless that she slammed her face on the keyboard with a bang.

"What's the matter with you?" Yi Ge who came into the room saw such a picture.

Lu Hua turned her head to look at him: "I've been hit, I need a kiss from the little pigeon to get up."

Yi Ge said expressionlessly: "Then don't get up."

Lu Hua's eyes complained, "You don't love me anymore."

"Loved."

"qaq..."

The lethality of the handsome guy pretending to be pitiful is still very powerful.

"It's so ugly!" Yi Ge's heart skipped a beat, and the bases of his ears felt slightly hot, really, who would show him this look! "Hey, do you really like games?"

When he said that, Lu Hua became unsure. Could this be a multiple-choice question?He thought about it and said, "I like it, but it's not my favorite!"

"like the most?"

"you."

Yi Ge: "..." Don't think that I will kiss you just because you say that.

The air was silent for a while, and Yi Ge blushed and walked out calmly.

Lu Hua touched her mouth in a daze.Was it the little pigeon who took the initiative to kiss him just now?right?Isn't he dreaming?

He pinched himself hard, "Tear—" It hurt a little, he wasn't dreaming!Lu Hua covered her mouth and giggled.He didn't even care if the copy of the team in the game lost.

"I said what's wrong with you, boss? I haven't seen you for a few days, why are your skills so bad?!" A man's voice came from the computer. Hua is the gang leader, and the other party is the deputy gang leader.

Then a person named Supreme Legend sent a message: "Could it be that there is too much masturbation haha!"

Seeing this, Lu Hua was unconvinced. When he was single, he was always ridiculed by this supreme legend, but now he has a wife, so he pursed his lips and started typing: "Go away, this young master has a wife now." Already!"

"Wow, really?"

"Young Master Lu, there is actually someone you can fancy?" This is the person who knows Lu Hua's real identity.

"My lord, the number one beauty in this game, Yiwu Qingcheng, confessed to you and you refused mercilessly. I thought you would die alone!"

"Upstairs is trying to die, just say something silently, one dance is in our gang."

upstairs:"……"

Yiwu Qingcheng: "...I'm really curious about the other party's appearance."

"Ahem, yes, post a photo and let's take a look! Brother Hua."

"correct."

Lu Hua was not fooled, he wished he could hide the little pigeon all the time so that no one would see it, why would he take the initiative to send the photo of the little pigeon to others?Isn't it okay to find a rival for yourself!And suddenly a person who likes him pops up out of nowhere, if the little pigeon finds out, he won't even have the benefit of being kissed by the other party! "My daughter-in-law is the only one missing, so I won't show it to you, just roll around..."

"Hey, you're quite possessive."

"I'm even more curious about my sister-in-law's appearance..."

"Upstairs 1"

"Why don't we form a group to find Lu Shao at the weekend?"

"This proposal is good!"

"sure."

Lu Hua stared at the computer screen, he must break up with these bad friends!

On the other side, Yi Ge, who had found the butler again, handed over the artificial intelligence to him and said, "I hope to play the holographic online game when I come back next time."

Steward Ren was shocked, his eyes sparkled, this was the first task the owner gave him!He must do his best!perfect!Don't let the little bitch who came from behind rob him of his position in the shopkeeper's mind!

Before leaving, the former housekeeper suddenly asked: "Is the shopkeeper doing it for the boss?"

Yi Ge is like a cat with its hair blown: "No! Who is doing it for the egg! I just want to play all of a sudden!"

Old Mrs. Ren: Oh, I understand, so it was really for the boss... But, hey, who is the egg?Is it the boss?

Mrs. Ren shook his head, #他不知道这些青年的情感#

Yi Ge who has lived for millions of years: Hehe, young man.

Yi Ge, feeling ashamed for no reason, returned to the room, and looked at someone with his back chatting so excitedly that he was so angry that he was teased by the housekeeper because of him, but the person concerned ignored his "very happy" with others?

With a move of Yi Ge's consciousness, the voice in the earphone of the other party came clearly.

A delicate girl's voice: "Brother Hua, just let us go to your house, we won't make trouble."

Yi Ge: "..."

He walked up to Lu Hua with a sneer, and when Lu Hua saw his eyes light up, dog ears and a dog tail suddenly appeared on the top and back of his head, Yi Ge's heart softened, and he said with a smile on his face : "Brother Hua [emphasis], we should go."

Lu Hua, who was persuading and threatening them not to come over, was called "Brother Hua" by his sweetheart, making him dizzy: Hehe, the little pigeon actually called him "Brother Hua", that sounds nice (/w\)

Suddenly, he stood up, quickly pulled out his phone and pressed the recording button, and said pitifully, "Little Pigeon calls me Brother Hua again~ I want to record it and listen to it every day..."

"..."

As everyone knows, Lu Hua, who was so dazzled by Yi Ge, forgot to turn off the chat function...

So the chat group exploded.

"I'll go! Such a dog-legged man is really our tempered leader?"

"From these few words of the leader, we can hear the position of the leader in the family..."

"...Did you overlook something?"

"what?"

"Although the voice is very nice, it sounds soft, and I almost listened hard, but he is a man! A man! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴"

"...what the hell are those front axles?"

"That's right, because the leader's voice is so cheap, I unconsciously forgot that it was a man's voice."

"I'm not surprised that the boss is gay. [Manual goodbye]"

"Upstairs you... I misread you [manual goodbye]."

"Am I the only one who thinks Mrs. Gang's wife's voice of brother Hua is weirdly heavy..."

"1, hahaha, the wife of the gang leader must have heard what Yiwu Qingcheng said."

"...upstairs you..."

"...You told the truth!"

"...give some wax to the leader"

"Spot Wax 1"

"Spot Wax 2"

A room full of pink, with a cute appearance, a baby-faced woman is gnashing her teeth and staring at the chat records on the computer screen. Her chat name is Yi Wu Qing Cheng!

Damn damn damn damn!When reading novels, didn't Lu Hua have no girlfriend and boyfriend?Now the other party has been seduced by someone who doesn't know!

She is a time traveler, and she just finished reading a novel when she was time travelling. The name of the novel is "The First Dimension Store in History", written by the lonely bottle.The protagonist of the novel is a principled wealthy second-generation Lu Hua. He is the reincarnation of the main god. He was accidentally hit by a system on the way to school (she guessed that this system was created when Lu Hua was the main god in his previous life.), and he can enter thousands of worlds. From then on, he improved his ability in various worlds, and when his ability became stronger, he opened up thousands of worlds. The transfer station was the first store created by Lu Hua!The most important thing is that the protagonist of this novel is not only strong and clean, but there is no woman in the end.

This kind of man was tailor-made for her!So after she traveled over and learned that the senior of her original body was Lu Hua, her first thought was to get close to him!But the other party often skipped class, so I never met him at all. I saw Lu Hua playing the game "Warcraft and Swordsman" when I was reading novels before, so I found a power leveling to quickly upgrade the level, relying on the photos I "accidentally" exposed , got his wish and joined Lu Hua's gang.

However, after getting along for a while, she sent Lu Hua a private message every day, but the other party never replied to him!He didn't even talk to her in the gang, and after she confessed to him, the other party directly refused!Obviously it was mentioned in the original book that what Lu Hua likes is not the cute baby face? !What's the matter?Doesn't Lu Hua actually like baby faces?Wouldn't it be in vain for her to go for plastic surgery?Also, most men like sexy and mature ones, how could Lu Hua like this baby-faced type? !

……

When Lu Hua heard the voice coming from the earphones, cold sweat burst out from his forehead. It's so hot, the little pigeon must have misunderstood again!

qaq why is he so stupid...

The people in the group only heard "Hit me, little pigeon. I'll explain after the beating. Also, don't slap your face. If this handsome face becomes bruised, you won't be able to kiss me." o(╥﹏╥)o" Then I couldn't hear any sound, it should be hung up on the other side.

"It once again refreshed my understanding of the position of the leader in the family."

"It should have refreshed the gang leader's idiot level."

"I think so."

"For the first time, I feel that the leader is a bit thick-skinned."

"Why do they obviously quarrel, but I actually feel like I have eaten a mouthful of cold dog food?"

"Stupid stupid, you won't heat it up before eating!"

"..."

After reading the chat records in the group, Yi Ge believed that the other party really hadn't had any contact with that Yi Wu Qing Cheng, so he unplugged the power, snorted coldly at Lu Hua who kept fawning on him, and hooked his fingers, Lu Hua Pidianpidian leaned over.

Is the little pigeon going to kiss him again, so shy Σ(|||3|||)

"...Why are you pouting your mouth." Yi Ge's right hand blocked the other's raised lips, and the warmth from his palm made his heart feel a little hot, which made him a little uncomfortable.

Lu Hua opened her eyes in embarrassment, she didn't intend to kiss him... her heart was filled.But it's not a kiss on the mouth, the palm of the hand is also good.He rubbed his lips against the young man's palm without a trace.

Yi Ge withdrew his hand in surprise, and said in a disguised voice: "Go to the next world." He seemed to remember something, and suddenly said: "Actually, I masturbated just now and didn't wash my hands!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Hua immediately grabbed his hand.

"What are you doing?"

"I kiss again!"

Yi Ge: "...Go to hell."

↑ Attack and receive immediate results!

The two entered a new world. This time Yi Ge chose a world with lower danger, and he didn't know the name of the world.

When Lu Hua saw that the little pigeon really kept what he said and entered the plane as a human, he couldn't wait to buy a mask for Yi Ge to wear as soon as he landed.

Seeing Yi Ge's covered face, Lu Hua was slightly more accepting. #小燕子is his, others don’t even think about coming over to hook up#

Yi Ge acquiesced to his actions, feeling physically and mentally happy with his possessiveness.

As mentioned earlier, Yi Ge has some mental problems, so he feels very at ease in the face of the unbearable possessiveness of normal people.Enjoy Lu Hua's perverted possessiveness.

Yi Ge, who only showed his cat's eyes, rolled his eyes and carefully looked at the surrounding buildings.Although these buildings are not as exquisite as modern buildings, they are definitely not much different.

At this time, Lu Hua suddenly saw a restaurant sign that said God of Cookery Stephen Zhou endorsed.

"God of Cookery Stephen Zhou? Who is that?" Yi Ge hadn't watched movies or TV for a long time, so he didn't know the names of some of the protagonists at all.

Lu Hua also hasn't watched it for several years, but he still has an impression of the name God of Cookery Stephen Zhou, and he also remembers the general plot.

He rolled his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth, and provoked a smirk, "Kiss me once and I'll tell you."

Yi Ge: "...Why don't you just tell me that you kissed me?"

"Okay!" Lu Hua's eyes lit up, she held the other's cheeks and kissed him on the forehead.

It's a pity that his mouth was covered by a mask, so he couldn't kiss his mouth. t_t

Yi Ge waited for a long time but didn't wait for the other party to move away from his forehead, so he pushed him away angrily and funny