The first noodle shop in history

"Wipe, wipe, wipe—!!" The three of them covered their heads and were on the verge of collapse.

The four-eyed Taoist wanted to cry but had no tears: "Master Cat, why did you let him go?!"

Yi Ge glanced at him lightly: "Oh, I forgot."

Four-eyed priest: "o(╥﹏╥)o"

What else can he say?You can't scold him, you can't beat him, let alone the other party saved his junior brother.

Lu Hua thought that in the original book, the zombie was killed by Master Yixiu and the four-eyed Taoist priest, so he was not very worried. He said, "Let's go back quickly, there are only uncle Shi and Master Yixiu's house nearby, and the zombie will come back sooner or later. We will destroy it together when the time comes."

"It can only be this way."

When everyone returned home, the house was brightly lit, and there was a faint sound of collision.

Daoist Qianhe was shocked: "Could it be that the zombies have come over?"

The corner of Lu Hua's mouth twitched when she finally remembered what she had forgotten, "Jia Le and Qing Qing are still inside, let's go in quickly." In the original book, the hot sissy eunuch was bitten!He forgot about Jiale and Qingqing. _(:」∠)_

Lu Hua: "Little pigeon, why didn't you remind me! qaq"

Yi Ge, who also completely forgot, said, "...ah, that, I didn't want to help Jiale and Qingqing, a friend in adversity sees the truth..." To be honest, even he himself didn't believe his nonsense.

Lu Hua: "I see!"

Yi Ge: "..." Sure enough...he believed _(:"∠)_

The sissy eunuch was just empty air, without the help of the four-eyed Taoist priest, Lu Hua solved it with two or three hits by himself.

The four-eyed priest kicked Jia Le embarrassingly: "You know how to play, even this little zombie can scare you! You were caught by a zombie!"

Jiale quickly hides behind Qingqing.

Qingqing: "..."

The four-eyed priest wanted to kick again, but Lu Hua hurriedly stopped him and said, "Okay, uncle, the zombies will come later, let's get ready to deal with the zombies first. And Jia Le's wound can't be delayed."

"Xiaohua is right."

Jia Le nodded in agreement, "That's right!"

"Shut up!" The four-eyed priest glared at Jia Le, and scolded: "Stinky boy, hurry up and boil the water!"

Everyone was organized, Daoist Qianhe recuperated, Jiale took a medicinal bath to relieve the zombie gambling, Qingqing was in charge of the doors and windows, and Master Yixiu and the four-eyed Taoist priest also prepared separately.Lu Hua will not be idle either. He thought that in the original book, the zombies were poisoned to death by mixing many highly poisonous drugs, so he collected all the poisons in the house and prepared them together.

Poison him if you can’t beat him→_→

#poor zombie#

Yi Ge, who had nothing to do, was lying on the balcony, flicking his fluffy tail behind him, and his round eyes were always watching Lu Hua, who was busy going up and down.

Is this still the main god he knows?How did a… egg, who was very smart before, become stupid after being reincarnated… Could it be possible that one reincarnation can change IQ?

"Little Gezi, are you bored? Wait a minute, I'll come over to accompany you right away." Lu Hua took the time to come over, patted his little head distressedly, and poured the dried fish snacks I bought in town today on On the plate, put it in front of Yi Ge.

Yi Ge lowered his head and looked at the dried fish complicatedly, then looked up at the expectant Lu Hua, and started to turn the table in his heart. Although he has turned into a cat, it doesn't mean he likes dried dried fish!I really think he is a cat all the time (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

etc!What is the alluring aroma wafting from the dried fish? !Suddenly feel like eating!Is he going to go back to the history of blood and tears that he just had the blood of a cat demon, and after he became a cat, his reward was blocked by a fish from the Lord God! !

Stupid Lord God, he won't be fooled!

Lu Hua saw that he did not open his mouth for a long time, and his cute little head was raised proudly. She clearly dismissed him, but she peeked at Xiao Yugan's appearance from the corner of her eyes from time to time.His deep and energetic eyes suddenly bent, and his tall nose rubbed against the little pigeon's little nose, and said dotingly: "Okay, let me feed you the head office, I really like to act like a baby."

what? ?

Yi Ge looked at him absurdly, he was just expressing his dissatisfaction, how did it turn out that he was acting like a baby?Is it because he doesn't understand?

However, just as Yi Ge opened his mouth to speak, a small dried fish was suddenly fed into his mouth.

Well, it's savory and delicious.

Huh?etc!He still has to teach the other party a lesson!Can't betray!

but……

Looking at the person who was feeding him food with a happy face, Yi Ge silently decided to teach him a lesson after he finished eating.

The four-eyed priest, who was about to order Lu Hua to do something, saw that the other party was serving the cat master, so he silently did it by himself.

In the middle of the night, the zombies did come. Lu Hua knew that he was no match for the royal zombies. Knowing the plot, he reminded his uncle and the others that they had made a lot of preparations, and gave the uncle and them the **** they made, so he was not very worried.

What he wants to deal with is the second generation of zombies who came with the royal zombies.It may be because he messed up the plot, this time there are several more second-generation zombies than in the original book.

"One zombie, two zombies, three zombies, four zombies..."

Jia Le: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Count heads."

Jiale: "?"

"Xiao Hua, is it okay to hand over the second generation of zombies to you?"

"no problem."

Lu Hua, who agreed without hesitation, didn't have a lot of self-confidence. She logically led the second-generation zombies to a place and defeated them one by one.He was not stupid enough to fight alone to challenge a group of dangerous zombies.

"...Wolf Luo Ju Bin Du Ha Meow Lu Chun Yi Sha She, hurry like a law!" With the bombardment, the second-generation zombies not far away fell down.Lu Hua cautiously used the copper coin sword to strike again, the second-generation zombie twitched all over, and let out a final roar.

Yi Ge was about to praise him for not losing his vigilance, but the next second he was slapped in the face by Lu Hua.He was taken aback, and whispered: "I'm going, this zombie is still playing tricks, is it as smart as the little pigeon?"

Yi Ge: "..."

He felt that it was necessary to make it clear: "First, he was already dead, so there is no such thing as cheating death. Second, he was unconscious and could not be considered a spirit. He just didn't have the normal reaction of being completely killed. Three... how dare you compare me with him??" At the end, Yi Ge became furious again.

Lu Hua thought about it seriously, and apologized solemnly: "I'm sorry, little pigeon, I was wrong." Little pigeon is so cute, with soft hair, it is completely incomparable to the rotten and ugly zombies with fangs.

"Humph."

In order to show his sincerity, Lu Hua worked even harder to kill the zombies. When the four-eyed priest and the others were still entangled with the royal zombies, he had completely wiped out the second-generation zombies.

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After all the dust settled.The four-eyed priest was about to send the little prince back, and Lu Hua just got up to say goodbye, and everyone tried their best to persuade him to stay, but Lu Hua took out the excuse he had prepared, saying that he still had something to do, that the master missed him so much, and everyone had to let him go go.

On the way, Lu Hua, who had finally (?) been alone with Xiaogezi, kept coaxing him to change back into a human form.

"Little pigeon~you change~" I'll eat you up when I become a human.

Yi Ge sneered: "I think it's time for you to open a shop."