The first noodle shop in history

Ye Wen originally wanted to ask Xiaohua to talk about what he could exchange, and if he could exchange it, he would name one for him to exchange, but he didn't expect the other party to say three in one breath. most suitable.

He couldn't think of a reason for the exchange for a while.

Ye Wen: "Then Xiaohua, how do you think I should choose?"

Lu Hua was a little speechless, but still said: "Introducing Qi into the body is not an option. It takes too long, so we don't have much time, and no one can guarantee that this method will not be obtained by devils. The first The method also takes too long, and the enemy will not wait until you have mastered martial arts before coming."

Ye Wen nodded, deeply convinced that time waits for no one. "Then there is only a third method? You can't exchange much for the strengthening fluid..."

Lu Hua rubbed his forehead and said, "Master, you forgot, Foshan doesn't have many other things, but there are many people who learn martial arts, and they can come to the store to exchange things!"

Ip man:"……"

"Then I'll exchange it first."

For the first time, Lu Hua felt that her master was a little unreliable, and asked, "Master, have you thought about how to use the strengthening liquid?"

"No." Ye Wen was dumbfounded, he really hadn't thought about this question.

Lu Hua: "..."

Yi Ge: "..."

Lu Hua rubbed his forehead, walked him down the steps, and said, "If Master trusts me, how about giving me the fortifying liquid?"

Ye Wen nodded hastily: "That's exactly what I mean, then I will leave all of this to you, Xiao Hua." He breathed a sigh of relief.

……

Although he agreed to Ye Wen, Lu Hua couldn't leave here for a while.He wanted to wait until the store's reputation was publicized, and then he would use the fortified liquid to give soldiers. Although the amount was small, it was the fortified liquid that could kill a cow with one punch if one person took it all!

But what if a few fighters are powerful?In the face of the enemy's first cannon, it turned out that he had to kneel.So he decided to dilute it with water and give it to all the soldiers to let them strengthen their bodies first.

"It's really troublesome..." Lu Hua sighed, and inadvertently saw Yi Ge lying on the soft cushion, rolled his eyes, walked up to him with a smile and squatted down, and said, "Little Pigeon, you also think It's kind of troublesome, isn't it?"

Yi Ge flicked his tail, and said with a look of disgust, "Don't call me a pigeon, tell me, what's the matter?"

Lu Hua: "Hey, I'm so awesome. Although no one comes to praise me, I can still be happy. I don't need to be seen by others because of my goodness. I am myself. I am stubborn. I am the best. I don't want others to be like me. I am stubborn and work hard. Borrow and repay..."

Yi Ge: "..."

"……speak English."

Lu Hua immediately said, "Can you lend me something?"

The corner of Yi Ge's mouth twitched, so why did you just boast about yourself in classical Chinese? "what?"

Lu Hua: "Nuclear bomb, I want to blow up the Japanese nest."

Yi Ge: "Poof!!"

He was able to say this, and Yi Ge admired him a little bit. Look, he deserves to be regarded as such a main god, which is really extraordinary.

Seeing that he was silent, Lu Hua thought that the other party would not agree. Although he expected it, she was still a little disappointed. "...No, it's okay, I'll dilute the strengthening fluid."

"Who says I won't agree?" Yi Ge rolled his eyes.

Lu Hua blinked in confusion: "...Huh?? You agreed?"

"Ah."

Lu Hua suddenly hugged the kitten and kissed him on the cheek, excitedly said, "I love you so much, little pigeon!"

Yi Ge, who was forced to drool all over his face: "..." His unicorn claws are almost out of control!

Lu Hua didn't see the more and more dangerous eyes of a certain cat at all, and she was still chattering: "In other words, Master doesn't need to exchange it, and I can't use the strengthening liquid. It seems that I have to go to Master immediately to get the strengthening liquid." Give him back..."

Yi Ge: "...Lu Hua!"

"exist!"

Lu Hua was taken aback, thinking it was her old man picking up a bamboo stick to beat him again, but after calming down and watching for a long time, she realized that it was the kitten calling him.

"What's wrong with the little pigeon?" Lu Hua squatted down, and immediately noticed the suspicious transparent marks on the little pigeon's cat face, and said guiltily, "You've already promised me, don't go back on it!"

Yi Ge was disdainful: "You think I'm the kind of person who doesn't count?" Lu Hua silently added, it's a cat.

He said: "I can take the nuclear bomb to Japan and blow it up without anyone noticing." Seeing him excited, Yi Ge snorted coldly: "The prerequisite is that you must exchange or sell a thousand items. "

Lu Hua patted her chest to reassure, and said very confidently, "No problem!"

……

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Time flies, the sun and the moon fly by.

Lu Hua did not disappoint Yi Ge. To be precise, it should be in Yi Ge's expectation. The products he bought were unique. He opened a shop in the first few planes before and couldn't sell a single business even after a few years. It's because Yi Ge is too lazy to promote. If he really wants to have a prosperous business, he can just advertise all over the place on TV:) (Hey!)

After several years of hard work by Lu Hua, the store of the first dimension became popular, and even the devils had heard about this store, mainly because they were suddenly attacked several times by unwarranted forces and suffered heavy losses. It's hard not to know. .

It's not that they haven't looked for this store, but they can't find it at all!Who would have thought that this mysterious store is located in the small Foshan?

But the devil finally heard from the traitors that the mysterious shop was in Foshan, but their hometown was destroyed by several nuclear bombs.

Everyone was dumbfounded: "..."

Japanese military officers were furious, what is a nuclear bomb?Only their father can come up with a perverted thing with lethality! ! !So it was their father who destroyed the land when they expanded their territory!However, before they could recover, the fighters that Lu Hua had cultivated secretly over the past few years directly sneaked into the interior and assassinated the officer.Only scattered Japanese soldiers remained.

Lu Hua didn't move them, but handed these people over to the people who had lost their relatives. The crazy people bit each of them viciously, biting off a piece of flesh from them.

People in certain countries who knew the inside story of Japan's destruction were all silent, and even the United Kingdom withdrew its minions and stayed in peace.Don't say they are cowardly!But country Z is really scary!They didn't dare to think that if they pissed off country Z, country Z would directly throw a few nuclear bombs over, their country...

Ip Man who witnessed all the miracles: "..."

He stared stiffly at the cute little cat meowing on the table. If he hadn't seen the cat push the nuclear bomb into the clouds and fly to Japan to destroy Japan, he would probably have thought that the cat was really An ordinary pastoral cat...

Haha, it's scary, it turns out that the little pigeon is so powerful...

Ye Wen: "..." There is nothing to love in life.

"Meow meow!" Yi Ge pointed to the dish in the middle and looked, it was a plate of shrimp.He hurriedly put the shrimps into his small bowl politely. "Meow meow meow meow!!" Are you stupid!Forgot I'm a cat now?Have you seen that cat that can peel shrimp? !

So you still know that you are a cat now, whose cat can drink alcohol?

Well, it seems that not only Ip Man, but also Yi Ge was drunk.