The first noodle shop in history

After waiting for Xiao Yan and Yao Lao to leave for a while, Yi Ge, who thought he had made his first business deal, found out that they...seem...not a penny...

So he started a business without capital?This doesn't fit the scheme of a profiteer!

Yi Ge was speechless to himself, and secretly decided that next time, he must cheat them hard!

……

After leaving this world, he went to the tutor to open a shop, and as expected, the first customer was a "waste" protagonist rabbit.

After seeing off (?) the guests, Yi Ge sighed irritably, "Oh...why haven't you been interested in selling things lately? Sure enough, I'm bored..."

It's even more boring than before. Before he had no strength, except in the main god's space, he danced on the tip of the knife every day, thinking about surviving, and had no time to think about other things. After he gained strength, he always wanted to pull the main god down. Beat up.

Now that the main god is gone, he opens a store every day and waits for customers to come to his door. He has nothing to do except read novels...

If the main god is there, he can still vent his anger. (So ​​this is the position of the Lord God in your mind?)

No matter what method he used, he couldn't detect the guy's location. If he wasn't sure that the guy was still alive, he would have thought he was really dead!By the way, where is that guy going...

and many more!

Yi Ge's eyes widened suddenly, as if thinking of something, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was him, he clenched his gums, squatted on the ground with tears streaming down his face, ahhh!It's a loss, it's a loss for the Jinglian Yaohuo that was given to Xiao Yan! !He finally knew where the egg head of the Lord God would go!

Except for the main god's space, if the main god knows that he is still alive and will go to him, then he will definitely not wander in the three thousand worlds, but will go to a place he will never return to - the earth!

Why is it said that Yi Ge will never go back?If there is no Lord God, he might not really think of that place.

Before coming to the Lord God's Dimension, Yi Ge had some neurological problems. It was not born, and he was sent to a mental hospital by his father and stepmother. He was not ill at first, but was framed by them. It is because of his firm will that he is tortured madly.

He was sent in until he was 23 years old, the moment he just escaped, he was chosen by the main god, so Yi Ge's feelings towards the main god are complicated, there are gratitude, speechlessness, anger and anger, he won't come sooner, and he won't come later Come, but when he was finally about to escape, he was forced to choose him.

If it wasn't for the Lord God, he would have killed those "parents" long ago, although it was in the same way.How can they let them live happily for a few years?

As for the so-called father and stepmother who sent him to the mental hospital, he exchanged points from the main god for the return points, and went back to kill them two or three times.The earth is his weak place, and he doesn't want to see it, so he has never planned to go back.

But now it seems that he will die if he doesn't go back and have a look.

……

Use a drop of blood essence to form a young man with the same appearance, and let him go to the plane world to open a store and gather candidates to enter the Wanjie store.

Thinking of his momentary negligence of giving Xiao Yan the net lotus demon fire, Yi Ge said uneasy: "No credit, no credit, no credit! In addition to the top three consumption places every five years, the quota for entering the Wanjie Store is also There will be a lottery for three names to enter the store."

"Good body. ^_^"

After instructing everything, Yi Ge felt relieved to go to Earth to find Lao Gong... Bah!I went to the Lord God.

……

Earth plane.

Smelling the pungent smell of disinfectant around him, Yi Ge wrinkled his nose fiercely, looking at his pale hands and his hospital gown, he couldn't figure out what was going on.

It stands to reason that he should come to Earth as his body... What's going on now?And judging from this date, it was the day he had just escaped from the mental hospital and was chosen by the main god.

If he hadn't felt that the power contained in his body hadn't disappeared, he would have thought that being in the main god's space was a dream.

At this time, from the corner of the street, a group of gangsters with colorful hair came slowly, holding baseball bats and electric batons in their hands, and pointed maliciously... at the yellow hair on the car next to the street.From Yi Ge, it can be seen that the tires of that car were burned out.

Yi Ge looked at it, turned his head disinterestedly, the grievances and hatreds of these people are none of his business, this time he mainly came for eggs.

Lu Hua felt that she didn't look at the calendar when she went out today, that she was fined by a rookie policeman for drag racing today, and that a tire blew on the way to school once in ten thousand years, and was stopped by some gangsters when she got out of the car to check.

No, it might not be an accident for these gangsters to be so blatant.

↑So it is normal to say that the tire blows out inexplicably?

"Brother Hua, don't be too arrogant. Look, this is not someone asking our brothers to teach you a lesson."

Lu Hua sneered, "Who is it?!"

The little gangster: "Wan Zong."

Lu Hua had no doubts at all, and suddenly said, "So it's him!"

Yi Ge, who didn't want to listen at first, but their conversation fell into his ears silently: "..."

The little bastard was overjoyed. Sure enough, this Lu Hua was the same as that person said, and he would firmly believe what he said. To put it bluntly, it was rather stupid.

Lu Hua is not stupid, but rather naive...Usually, he is a good person and is willing to spend money, so no one opposes him. Of course, he is not popular with everyone, even if he is Mao Zedong, he is treated like shit, so there are one or two people who don't like him. Wan Zong is one.Speaking of the festival with Wan Zong, he was also very speechless. The other party said that he had thoughts about his fiancée when they met him for the first time. God knows what kind of Wan Zong's fiancée he didn't know at all, okay?The only chance to meet was at a friend's birthday party, and Wan Zong seemed to believe that he was having an affair with his fiancée, whether the other party was sick...

That's why the other party said that Wan Zong asked them to teach him a lesson, so he believed that Wan Zong could indeed do this kind of thing of asking someone to teach him a lesson.

And he is still a virgin, would he talk nonsense_(:3」∠)_

Lu Hua: "Tell me, how much he will give you, I will accompany you, no, I will accompany you three."

The little gangster was angry when he heard the words: "What do you think of us?! We are also a principled gangster! Brothers, hit me!"

"It's the boss!"

Lu Hua: I have learned a lot. It turns out that gangsters also talk about principles.

Not only did he look speechless, but even Yi Ge's mouth twitched. Seeing Lu Hua's confident expression, this was the first time he saw such a stupid...

The other party is afraid that after you leave, not only will you not give the money, but also find someone to retaliate against them...

What is this called?Do people have a lot of money?

Yi Ge thought he would see a one-sided bloody scene, but he didn't expect that he would sometimes miss it. There were one-sided and bloody scenes, but he turned into gangsters.

Lu Hua snorted arrogantly: "I have been beaten since I was a child, you think you beat me for nothing!" After speaking, he felt a tingling pain on his cheek, and he reached out to touch it. The sticky blood stain turned out to be something Be careful to be scratched by the blade in the opponent's hand.

At the same time, the detector on Yi Ge's wrist beeped...