The first noodle shop in history

"Are you lying to ghosts!? Aliens? Why don't you make up a more plausible reason?!" Li Li was furious.

At this time, a group of medical staff in white coats broke in from outside and arrested Li Li.

"What are you doing!!"

"Hi Mr. Li, we suspect that you have a connection with the alien invasion, so please cooperate with us to check."

Li Li: "Get out! Let me go, do you know who I am! Do you know how much wealth I have?!"

The leader was neither humble nor overbearing: "I know, because yesterday someone posted a form on the Internet that was destroyed by aliens."

Fuck you alien! !

"Don't try to fool me with such nonsense, you want money, don't you?! How much do you want!" Li Li disdainfully.

The leader sneered: "Sir, don't you believe me? You can check your account."

The panic in Li Li's eyes flashed, could it be true?No, no, he has golden fingers, he is the main character!

Qiang Zuo turned on the phone calmly and opened the chat group.But... no, no!Why not! ! !

Li Li's face was pale: "Where's my chat group?! Who touched my phone!"

At this time, a message came from the phone.

Shopkeeper: "All the property of the host has been recovered and disposed of."

It's the owner!He was found!

"Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, listen to me—"

"Bang—" the phone exploded immediately.

"Ahhhh——" Li Li was the closest, and the force of the explosion destroyed his hands and half of his face.He was in so much pain that he wanted to die immediately, and he wanted to curse.It's just that my throat feels like it's on fire, and I can't utter a word.

The leader was also taken aback, and after realizing it, he asked his subordinates to take him away with lingering fear.

Poor Li Li didn't know that he would spend the rest of his life on a laboratory bench.

……

A few days later, Shen Teng, who knew all this, stared blankly at the villain on his mobile phone. Is this villain "commanding" the aliens to destroy Li Li's wealth?It's just power, heh, the money is gone, how can we talk about power?

"Big brother, please cover me!"

"Hehe, the young man has a future."

Shen Teng reported the existence of Xiaolu to the state, and through the medium of Xiaolu, the state successfully connected with Yi Ge. Of course, it is unknown what the deal between the two was.Anyway, we are very satisfied with each other.

Yi Ge's evaluation: A partner who doesn't need money.

The country side: If you can hook up with big guys, not to mention it's free, they're willing to post.

Anyway, nothing happened.Yi Ge rested his chin and thought happily, a world of cultivating immortals full of aura has been settled. With such great luck, Wanjie Store will not have to worry about being besieged by other world consciousness for nearly 1 years.

Although the chance of a siege is only [-]%, it doesn't matter if there is even a slight mistake.As for whether this hypothetical situation will happen in the future, heh, who knows.

"what?"

Yi Ge stood up, his eyes opened slightly in surprise, a look of surprise flashed in his eyes, and a hint of amusement appeared on his face for a while, "I didn't expect someone to take this task."

Lu Hua: "What mission?"

Yi Ge: "Let Qiyu grow his hair."

Lu Hua: "...Who is so unlucky."

The two looked at each other, and seeing the same smile in each other's eyes, they couldn't help laughing: "Puff hahaha——!"

And the unlucky person who was ridiculed by Lu Huayige - Diarmuid!

The gun brother whose lucky value has always been e shed tears of emotion when he saw the task he received (cross out).

The first time...the first time I got such a simple (?) task!Sure enough, his luck is not so bad ヾ(@゜??a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="721032">[email protected])ノ

As his teammate, Kuroro Lusiru, the smile that had been on the corner of his mouth disappeared, and he stared at the mission card in Diarmuid's hand as if he was facing a big enemy.

Diarmuid received a simple task?No, this is a hell-level task anyway, how could it be so simple!And judging from Diarmuid's lucky attributes...

Heh, can he cancel the team?

"Mr. Kuroro." Diarmuid's face was serious, but his eyes were shining brightly at him. It was clearly a serious gaze. Kuroro somehow saw the wagging tail behind the other party, as if begging for praise Seeking to be touched.

"...well done."

"I will continue to work hard!"

For Diarmuid, Kuroro thinks it is the existence of the master. When he first came here, he was betrayed, at the bottom of his life, when he was in despair, it was Mr. Kuroro who enlightened him and accompanied him. !It was as if a bright light shone into the dark dungeon where he was imprisoned.

I don't want to hurt Mr. Kurolo, I want to protect Mr. Kurolo, he is an obedient gun in Mr. Kurolo's hand, and he can sacrifice his life anytime, anywhere.

Kuroro: At the beginning, the skill of mouth cannon was not stopped.

"Let's look for information about the world of One Punch Man first."

"Okay Mr. Kuroro!! :D"

But to their disappointment, no one knew that the world of One Punch Man would provide them with information, "I can only find the shopkeeper."

Another point will be pitted.

Inside the main shop hall:

Yi Ge had been waiting for them for a long time, and told them that he would not give any materials for hell-level missions.

Kuroro frowned: "This is difficult..."

Diarmuid lowered his head in despair, like a big lost dog, "Mr. Kurolo, I'm sorry, I screwed up again."

Knowing that his lucky value is e, he even took the initiative to draw tasks.

Kuroro smiled and said, "Diarmuid knows it, I like new and exciting things, so I want to thank you."

Diarmuid: "Mr. Kurolo..." You are so kind!Moved.jpg

The corner of Yi Ge's mouth twitched, and he sent Saitama's photo to their mobile phones, saying: "There is no information, but there are still photos, no points."

Diarmuid: I knew that it only cost 30 points to inquire about the news outside, but the shopkeeper couldn't accept it here...Ehhhhhhhhh? ? ?

"No points??"

Not only was Kuroro not happy, but he was in a serious mood. The shopkeeper, a profiteer, actually does free business?It's abnormal...

The store owner usually collects points based on the difficulty of the task world and the points obtained after completing the task. For example, if you get 100 points in a task world, the store owner will draw 20 points, and 200 points for 50 points. Now the store owner draws 0 points... Then their points for completing the task are also 0, and the points for hell-level difficulty are impossible to be 0, so they finally come to the conclusion that they will not complete the task...

Is this task so difficult?

Oh, it's so interesting.

Kuroro smiled confidently: "I will definitely complete the task!"

Yi Ge also smiled: "Looking forward to your performance~"

Now that Kuroro has already declared a challenge to the store owner (Yi Ge: Huh? When), he dare not be sloppy. The mission said that it is to make Saitama grow hair, so he spent 100 points in the store Redeem various hair tonics, plants that promote hair growth, hair growth water and more.

Worship of Diarmuid: Mr. Kuroro is well prepared!He must work harder! !

……

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Saitama snapped back from a discounted supermarket today as usual, but was stopped by two dog-like men on the way home.Dead fish eyes lingered on the flowing black hair of the two opposite people for a moment, then forcefully looked away.

Can't see can't see...

Ready to go around the two of them.

The people who stopped him were Kuroro and Diarmuid. Diarmuid glanced at the photo on the phone uncertainly, then at the bald man opposite him, then at the photo, then at the bald man...

Chrollo: "What's wrong?"

Diarmuid: "Although the photo is similar to him, but...the painting style is different..."

Kuroro took his mobile phone with interest. Although the person on the mobile phone was bald, it was not difficult to see that he was handsome and tough, and the person standing in front of them... an egg head with dead fish eyes, a decadent nerd.

"It is indeed him." Kuroro returned the phone to Diarmuid, and then took out his own phone to find the photo given by the shop owner. The person in the photo was exactly the same as the person in front of him.Egg head dead fish eyes decadent temperament.

"En." Diarmuid touched his mobile phone excitedly, his attention was all distracted, this is the mobile phone that Mr. Kuroro has touched, Mr. Kuroro has touched it hahahaha~

Kuroro: "Excuse me, is that Mr. Saitama?"

"what."

Kuroro smiled harmlessly: "It's like this, someone asked me to let you grow your hair, by the way, we haven't introduced ourselves yet, we are hair stylists. (^_^)"

Qiyu's eyes lit up for a moment, and then returned to dead fish eyes, with disbelief written all over his face.

Kuroro had been prepared for a long time, so he randomly found a "experimental product" on the side of the road, took out a hair growth agent and poured a drop on his hair. The passerby's originally very short short hair grew rapidly, and it didn't stop until it reached the ground.

Saitama: "...Wow"

So Qiyu took the two of them to his home, staring fieryly at the small bottle in Kuroro's hand.

Kuroro poured the hair restorer on his hair without hesitation—no response, a bald patch, poured two drops—no response, poured three drops...poured a whole bottle—still no response, bald The forehead glows as if mocking.

Kurolo: "..."

After a few days, Kuroro used up all the potions that could grow things on his body, but he still couldn't do anything about Saitama's bald head.

After studying for a few days, I saw Qiyu hit his head against a stone with his own eyes, and his head was fine. After the stone was broken, Kuroro felt that he had come up with a solution: "Ahem, Qiyu, your head is too hard, like a flower. There is a principle of growth, first of all, the scalp must be softened!!! Only in this way can the hair grow out of the soil smoothly!"

Saitama: This is my head, not dirt! !

Qiyu let them toss in frustration. In the end, after countless failures, Kuroro clutched his forehead and fell into deep thought.Now that he actually walks on the street, whenever he sees a bald head, his hands will subconsciously act, and he must let them grow their hair...

too frightening.

They always thought that Saitama was a decadent otaku, until one day, after Kurodi Lumudo saw Saitama kill a huge giant with one punch...

Kurolo: I still don't want to discuss with him.

Diarmuid: ...Mr. Kuroro is the best!

A few days later, Kuroro couldn't do anything about Saitama's bald head, so he asked how he got his bald head, and then Saitama told them honestly.

After listening to Saitama's training process, the corners of Kuroro's mouth twitched. Knowing Saitama's temperament, the other party didn't need to joke about such things, and said: "You are really a magical person."

Your bald head represents the whole world.

"Diarmuid, let's go back."

"Yes!"

Saitama happily waved the white handkerchief, it's great, he's finally out of the sea of ​​suffering hahaha.

……

Yi Ge turned off the light screen, found Kurolo and Diarmuid, and said with a smile: "The mission has failed. (^_^)"

Kuroro: "... shopkeeper, are you here to laugh at me?"

Yi Ge: "Haha, that's not the case. I'm here to ask if you are interested in taking this task."

Diarmuid: "Go to the world of Journey to the West and escort Tang Monk to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures..."

Kuroro refused without thinking: "No, I don't want to face the bald head again!" After speaking, he was not calm for the first time, turned around and left.

Yi Ge: "Puff haha——"

……

Today, the Wanjie store is as lively as ever.

The author has something to say: I am very grateful to the little angels who have been with me all the time. This article is officially over. There are many friends who are reluctant. The stupid author really doesn’t know what to write haha.

In fact, I am still very kind and pure in the bottle, why it is so dirty is because it was rotten, lime, water, stupid rabbit, agarwood, brother nine, pinellia, demon killer, Jinyu, mandala, aunt Xue, Qingchen, Yayue, Liaochu, Duoduo, Ayu, Jimi, Qichi, Feifei, Tuantuan, Sanyueran, Fusheng, Ink and Wash, Tangtang, Yueyue, Xiaobai, Feng Remembrance, Leng Hua and so on People, I won't name them one by one, I was given, taken, and broken by them all the bottles! ! !Please remember each of their names!Every face, you must not spare them! ! !Please don’t be careless about the top ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty. I’m watching you in the car (￣y▽￣)~*

The next article is about the king of the mainnet, that npc crazy, it's a short article, it won't be long.I started writing about that npc the day after tomorrow, crazy.Why not tomorrow, because the stupid author has to think about where I wrote before.

After writing the npc neuropathy, the stupid author started to write the supporting role, if you like it, you can bookmark it~

You can see it by poking the column. I love you guys.