This gentleman is a bit miserable

Mao Ruijie happily told Musashi on the phone that he had been hired by Linshengsi University.Musashi was eating old bread that had been out for a few days. After hearing this, a strange thought suddenly came to his mind. He expressed that he wanted to go to Linshengsi University with Mao Ruijie.

On the way, Mao Ruijie kept asking Musashi what he was doing, but Musashi kept silent. When he arrived at the office, a staff took Mao Ruijie to familiarize himself with the work process and working environment. Are you recruiting?"

"The school is recruiting. You can send your electronic resume to this email address," the receptionist clicked on the webpage and displayed the school's official email address. "If it is suitable, someone from our personnel department will contact you. Or you can go there directly to apply. Can."

Upon hearing this, Musashi went to the office of the personnel department. A female staff member wearing glasses was telling Mao Ruijie what to do at work.The female clerk heard the knock on the door and turned to look at Musashi. "What's the matter with you?"

Mao Ruijie repeated: "What's the matter with you?"

"you recognize?"

"friend."

Musashi replied, "I'm here to apply."

The female clerk nodded. "Put your resume on the table by the door and wait for the interview notice." After the female staff member finished speaking, she continued to explain the matter to Mao Ruijie.

Musashi saw a pile of resumes at the door, and casually flipped through a few. There were many graduates from famous universities.Musashi saw that the top resume was covered with dust.

Musashi said, "I don't have a resume, can you interview directly?"

Mao Ruijie felt impatient for being interrupted, looked up and said, "You only have an elementary school degree, what kind of job are you going to interview for? Are you a student?"

Mao Ruijie blinked at Musashi with a very vindictive expression.Musashi knew that he had said bad things in front of the interviewer during his interview last time, and now he came to take revenge.

The female clerk said: "If you are interviewing dormitory management and security, put your resume in the drawer under the door, and we will check if there is a vacancy."

"I'm not interviewing for those jobs, I'm interviewing to be a teaching assistant." Musashi walked up to the two of them. "I promise, I know so much, it's like an encyclopedia."

The female staff looked at Musashi questioningly, and Mao Ruijie said, "Do you want face?"

"You can test me. Although I haven't been to school, I have been reading and memorizing. You can't imagine what I know."

Mao Ruijie continued to tease: "You mean, when you were a child, you were wandering and studying at the same time?"

Musashi looked at Mao Ruijie coldly, Mao Ruijie curled his lips and turned his head away.

The female clerk said: "Okay, just say one, how many digits of pi can you recite?"

Musashi began to report the number "3.141592653..." The female staff nodded while listening, and when they recited more than a dozen digits, the female staff took out their mobile phones and looked at them. , Mao Ruijie was a little surprised, and turned to look at the phone with the female staff.

When Musashi recited more than 100 people, the female staff yelled to stop.

"It's useless to memorize this." Mao Ruijie said.

Musashi said: "This is just a proof of my super memory, what else do you want to test, just let it go."

The female staff looked at Musashi, and pulled out a few high-level math papers from under the table. Musashi took the pen and paper and did it directly.Mao Ruijie only saw that Musashi wrote on the test paper, no draft, no calculation, no review, he basically just went through the test questions in a hurry, and then wrote the answer later.

Musashi wrote the answers unimpededly on the test paper, densely packed the page, and the female staff took out reference answers for comparison, and they were exactly the same.What's even more amazing is that Musashi wrote several methods in one question, some of which didn't even have reference answers.

Mao Ruijie was dumbfounded: "You didn't read the answer and memorized it, did you?"

The female staff member nodded, and pulled out a few physics papers and biology papers from under the table.Musashi answered casually, the physics questions were answered to an incomparable standard, and the annotations written on the biology paper were more delicate and impeccable than the standard answers.

The female staff turned out the papers of various majors, including medicine, geography, history, computer and so on, and Musashi could answer them without even thinking about it.He not only knows astronomy, but also geography, medical skills, programming, design, art, machinery, economic management and other knowledge are proficient.

Mao Ruijie and the female staff continued to be dumbfounded.

The female staff said: "I should hire you. Your talent is simply better than many teachers in our school."

Musashi smiled, the little mirror helped him a lot this time, all the questions could be scanned into the computer by the little mirror, and then compared and called to find the answer in the database.Moreover, the small mirror is a product of science decades later, and various theories have been developed more advanced than now. It can be said that it is effortless to use previous technologies to solve current problems.

Musashi originally wanted Xiao Jing to find a few theories that have not been proposed yet, and say them to save face, but she refused. Xiao Jing said that she most rejected such bad behavior, and Musashi could only use the theories that have been proposed so far.

In the eyes of outsiders, Musashi can be regarded as an encyclopedia.

Musashi said: "I don't have a teacher qualification certificate, and I don't have various education/diploma certificates/books. I am a self-taught person. I hope to be a teaching assistant in your school. The salary is enough. I can use my knowledge Can you answer the students' doubts?"

Mao Ruijie blushed and said, "This is not bad."

The female staff member said, "We can consider it."

The school arranged an examination for Musashi in various aspects. With the help of the small mirror, Musashi finally got what he wanted. Linshengsi University hired Musashi, and Musashi can also study the courses set up by the school. After four years, he can get Linshengsi University. University graduation certificate.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether Musashi gets it or not. Musashi will stay here for at most three years, which is the worst. Maybe the little mirror can repair the time-traveling function in one year?

Musashi has settled down in this world. He lives next to Mao Ruijie's community, has work and life, and can watch Mao Ruijie's every move. For Musashi, everything is developing in the best direction.

Just beware of Mao Qingze's mother in a few months.

One day when the two came home from get off work, Musashi took a ride with Mao Ruijie. Mao Ruijie said while driving, "My butt hurts so much."

"It really hurts."

"..."

"I'll rub it for you." Musashi reached out and rubbed Mao Ruijie's butt.

Mao Ruijie moved Musashi's hand away. "I'm not talking about this, but that time when I fell down on a bicycle. Usually nothing happened, but when I sat down, I felt a tearing feeling. I won't—"

"Hahahaha, what are you going to do then?" Musashi leaned against the car window, staring at Mao Ruijie, showing a weird smile.

Mao Ruijie said: "Of course I went to the hospital."

Mao Ruijie drove to Linshengsi No. [-] Affiliated Hospital, where several tall buildings blocked the sunlight.Pedestrians walked in and out one after another, and occasionally a few people in white coats came out.

After Mao Ruijie registered and queued up, he went to the consulting room to see a doctor, and Musashi followed him in. As soon as he walked in, Musashi wanted to crash to death on the consulting room table in front of him.

"Are you all right?" the female doctor asked with a gentle smile.

Musashi said, "Seeing you again, the road to Enemies is narrow."

Musashi has bumped into this person three times, the time when he was robbing, when he was begging, and when Mao Ruijie fell into the bushes.Musashi once prayed to God not to let him run into this person again, but God was deaf and blind, so Musashi kept meeting her.

Musashi took out 100 yuan from his pocket. "I'll give it back to you. You gave it to me last time. I wanted to double it for you, but it's not much, so it seems disrespectful to you."

"A hundred times that's a lot," said the female doctor, "and it's also respectful."

A moment of silence.

The female doctor laughed suddenly, wanting to ease the embarrassment: "I'm just kidding, if you feel embarrassed, I'll accept it. Mao Ruijie, are you seeing a doctor?"

Mao Ruijie began to tell the female doctor about his symptoms, and Musashi took the empty plane and asked Xiao Jing to call up the female doctor's public information.The doctor's name is Deng Jie, 26 years old, and graduated from Linsheng University with a master's degree in clinical medicine.Other information is useless, but it says that she has been single for 26 years.

Musashi said in his heart: "Is this public information?"

The little mirror said: "I forgot to filter..."

"Is it here?" Deng Jie said, pressing her finger on Mao Ruijie's tailbone, "Does it hurt?"

"pain."

Musashi looked embarrassed, Deng Jie said: "Take off your pants."

Mao Ruijie frankly prepared to take off his pants, Deng Jie said with a smile: "I'm just kidding, you go get a CT."

Deng Jie sat down at the table in the consulting room, and gave Mao Ruijie a coccyx CT scan on the computer. After Mao Ruijie paid, he went to do the CT alone.Musashi stayed in the consultation room, and Deng Jie was going to see the next patient, but there were no patients left.

"Ah, work is over today." Deng Jie said.

"As a doctor like this, aren't you afraid of complaints from patients?" Musashi said.

Deng Jie held a patient list and was puzzled after hearing it. "What's wrong with me?"

"Excessive jokes with patients."

"Just with him. If he wants to complain to me, you must persuade him."

"I might be the one to instigate him."

"Oh." Deng Jie said, and continued to read the patient list.

Oh your brother-in-law, Musashi thought.

About an hour later, Mao Ruijie came out with the film. Deng Jie watched it and said that it was just a small problem, and he could just take the medicine and improve his self-cultivation.

Mao Ruijie interrupted suddenly: "Doctor Deng, are you free this weekend?"

"I'm free, I'm free." Deng Jie nodded.

"Then shall we go out and have fun?" Mao Ruijie said.

Deng Jie tore off a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to Mao Ruijie. "This is my phone number, wait for you."

Musashi was dumbfounded. "Can a doctor date a patient?"

Mao Ruijie said, "It's not a date."

Deng Jie said: "I have known this person for a long time. Last time I went to Lindsay University to vaccinate the students, I saw you fall down. I knew him at that time. We have been friends for a long time."

"In that case," Musashi stood up, "I'll go on weekends too."

The author has something to say:

I'm sorry that I didn't update it when I was going to update it one day. I will make it up next Monday, sorry.