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Cheng Xiaochi couldn't tell for a while, whether he didn't cut his tongue or his love.

Prince Rui said: "Then why did Brother Huang punish him?"

The Dog Emperor said coldly: "I punished Cheng Guogong because he secretly thought about my thoughts and made me unhappy. All the officials in the court tried to think about my thoughts, but they didn't dare to show them in front of me. They also thought about it for their own sake. The widow is good, so I turn a blind eye. Cheng Guogong not only inquired about the harem, but also sent people directly to the widow's face, and..."

He glanced at Cheng Xiaochi, his gaze fell on the back of his drooping white neck, his thin shoulders visibly trembled.

"Still guessing my preferences."

Cheng Xiaochi's shoulders shook even more.

Cheng Guogong, you are a stick! !

Unknowingly, Cheng Xiaochi's back was soaked in sweat, and he didn't have much time to react.

"Stealing food will naturally be punished."

Cheng Xiaochi felt sad in his heart, what are you doing, and turned the topic back to what are you doing.

"The punishment of tongue cutting..."

Cheng Xiaochi was short of breath, and his shoulders were trembling uncontrollably. How dare you, Emperor Dog? ! !

"The punishment of cutting out the tongue is too harsh."

Cheng Xiaochi suddenly relaxed, the dog emperor didn't look too bad.

"Punishment is indispensable."

Cheng Xiaochi: You exploded too!Can you stop panting when you talk! !

For some reason, Cheng Xiaochi thought he heard a faint chuckle, and when he raised his head, the emperor passed him and walked towards the two of them.

I always feel ridiculed by something strange.

Soon, the emperor ignored Cheng Xiaochi, but turned to the two of them and started talking.The content of the conversation is not friendly, at least it should not be heard by an outsider who knows nothing.

Feeling that he shouldn't be here, he should be under the car, and he really wanted to be carried away under the passing car.

———I don't want to hear what you are talking about! !let me go! !

Cheng Xiaochi was very skeptical, if these three bosses accidentally said some royal secrets, even if Cheng Xiaochi heard it so "accidentally", he didn't seem to be too far away from the word silencing?

But after hearing everything, Cheng Xiaochi still straightened his ears and listened carefully.

After some conversation, Cheng Xiaochi barely understood.

To put it bluntly, the Fourth Prince is also Prince Rui, because he was young and energetic, inexperienced, and did something wrong. He was reprimanded by the emperor for a few words in the court and in front of all the officials, so he was arguing, coming and going, and making a fuss. , the warm and gentle King Duan came to comfort him, but he also became stiff.

In fact, the process was not as easy and pleasant as Cheng Xiaochi said.After all, it was an unfathomable emperor and two princes. When the three of them got together, the scene was very strange. The dog emperor was really scary, and he treated his brother very coldly, without giving in.

The atmosphere was dignified, and the little ant Cheng Xiaochi was caught in it, like an ant in a hot pot...

But the facts have proved that being able to become the emperor means that he is exceptional in a certain aspect, at least the current dog emperor is eloquent and logical, and Prince Rui did not persist for half a minute under his meticulous and rigorous logic.

With one slap and one sweet date, after Prince Rui was speechless, the emperor slowed down his tone, and the atmosphere eased with the snap of his fingers.

After Cheng Xiaochi's legs went numb, the three of them finished their conversation.

Huh, if you can finish a sentence, don't talk so much!Cheng Xiaochi roared in his heart!

But after roaring, he felt that something was wrong, raised his head slightly, and his whole body was shocked. Their eyes all shifted to Cheng Xiaochi who was still kneeling. After all, there was still one kneeling here, pulling hatred.

"What is it that steals food?" Duan Wang, the gentle man, suddenly asked curiously.

"Back to the lord, it's Baozi," Cheng Xiaochi could only take out the bun from his arms tremblingly.

Of course, he didn't take out the prawns hidden in his stomach. He suspected that the prawns were specially provided by the emperor, and they were not allowed to be enjoyed by the royal family.

"Haha, so it's just a few buns." Duan Wang laughed.

The emperor stared at Cheng Xiaochi, and Cheng Xiaochi almost couldn't help but tell the truth when he stared at him.

"You get up."

"Grassmen dare not."

"If I tell you to get up, you get up." The emperor said impatiently.

Cheng Xiaochi didn't dare to be negligent, he stood up tremblingly, but his feet were numb, and when he stood up, he went limp and fell back limply.

Nest grass.

At this moment, Cheng Xiaochi suddenly had a nonsensical idea in his heart, it couldn't be that, right?No way?

———Korean drama hug!

In all kinds of Korean dramas, there will always be particularly unavoidable cliché scenes: the heroine accidentally trips, the hero reaches out to hug his waist, and then the two meet each other and have a spark of love.

Do you also...

No way, a certain painter denied, his current physique cannot withstand any toss.

Cheng Xiaochi's eyes widened, his amber eyes fixed on the front, waiting for someone to reach out to grab him, he dodged to avoid the Korean drama hug.

But obviously, this is impossible.

Cheng Xiaochi fell on his fart firmly and fell out of the fake cave. No one caught him, and no one's expression changed at all, and he was so hot in his arms that his stomach hurt so much that the prawns were directly shaken out of his arms. , fell to the ground.

The weather was hot, and Cheng Xiaochi had already loosened his belt to dissipate heat. In this shock, not only the prawns fell out, but the belt also fell apart.Cheng Xiaochi had quick eyes and quick hands, instead of catching prawns, he closed his clothes, grabbed the script and hid behind his back.

The prawns were just out of the pot, and they were very hot. He had been hiding in his arms for so long, and the skin on his belly was hot red, like a strange birthmark, but it was covered by the folded back of his clothes in a flash.

Because he fell backwards, his body was thrown back, his hands were wrapped around his robe, and he couldn't care about his hair anymore. When his neck itched, the ink-like black hairs also scattered, just like ink stains scattered on rice paper.Of course, a few drops of unwilling tears came out of the corners of his eyes because of the scalding of his stomach.

In Cheng Xiaochi's imagination, he was sprawled all over, with disheveled hair. He must be ugly beyond the horizontal line, and his shame burst out of his body.The result was not over yet, adding weight—a group of court ladies and eunuchs suddenly appeared from nowhere, stopped outside the rockery, and stared at Cheng Xiaochi with wide-eyed eyes.

Cheng Xiaochi: Please give me a knife, I will kill myself.

The oiled paper bag was not the main character, but it also grabbed the spotlight. The wrapped prawn rolled three times and rolled to the emperor's feet.

The scene was very embarrassing, so embarrassing that a man with disheveled hair jio scratched the ground with his toes.

Cheng Xiaochi: My heart seemed to stop for a few seconds.

"Ah, Your Majesty!!"

Time stood still for a few seconds, and all the maids and eunuchs immediately knelt down, and of course, they did not forget to peek at the disheveled handsome man.

The emperor walked out from behind the rockery, and even followed Prince Rui and Prince Duan in the background, forming a painting of the century.

If time could turn back, he would devoutly take out the prawns.

Ahhh! !

·

How Cheng Xiaochi returned to the Huanyi Courtyard is not clear in his memory, but the emperor accidentally did not punish him, and said that he would shorten the duration of his punishment.

Cheng Xiaochi seemed to be able to hear it.

"Damn it, the disheveled male pet and the emperor are behind the rockery!"

"My mother, there are Prince Rui and Prince Duan behind!"

"My God, what are they doing?"

And there is an episode where the shame level rises.

When the emperor came out, he took a look at him, knelt down, picked up a bag of prawns, stuffed the prawns back into the bosom of someone with disheveled hair, straightened his belt, and then left with Prince Rui and Prince Duan.

The kneeling eunuchs didn't dare to look at the emperor, but they dared to see Xiaochi. Their gossiping eyes seemed to pierce Cheng Xiaochi.

"What is that bag? A reward?"

"What's in there?"

Lying on the bed, Cheng Xiaochi was like a dead dog, he felt that something was quietly... oh no, it began to change with great fanfare.

Within two days of calculation, rumors about the emperor's masculinity began to spread in the palace, and all the officials heard about it, as if they were facing a big enemy, because this time there was a real hammer! ! !

Really your sister! ! !

·

The grand ceremony was finally over, and the Food and Fashion Bureau was finally idle. At this time, the newly released script was handed to him again.After he finished his work, he stretched his legs like that, and he still had a script to read, his body feeling was better than that of a living god.

The content of these three chapters is quite explosive, and finally I started to write about the situation of the master.

Seeing that Shizun had no father or mother since he was a child, and was even branded on his body by his adoptive father's drunkenness, the father-in-law felt a little empathetic.

But when the screen changed, the master appeared in the competition hall with infinite scenery, and was honored as the guest of honor with his profound cultivation.The main line of the senior brother's painting is also revealed, it is the monster, the white tiger and the phoenix, the little junior who loves him the most - the protagonist.

The painting in the protagonist's hand seems to be strange, and it is not as ordinary as it seems on the surface, but there is suspense here, and it stops abruptly.

The little manager seemed to be scratched repeatedly on his heart by a feather, his whole body was itchy and he didn't know where it was.

"Little Yuanzi, the food you sent to Mr. Cheng last time should not be much, right? You can send him some more." After he finished speaking for a long time, Xiaoyuanzi didn't answer him.

The little manager frowned: "Little Yuanzi."

Still no one answered, he was a little displeased, turned his head, wanting to be angry, and changed his entire expression the next moment.

"Oh? What food to send? Give it to our family too?"

The little manager froze instantly, and behind him, the chief manager was looking at him with a smile.

·

Cheng Xiaochi has buried himself in painting for the past two days, but the outside world has changed, too much.

Just after delivering the scriptures and returning to the courtyard from outside, his eyes were loose and he murmured: "It's over, it's over, I can't even wash it off by jumping into the Yellow River, my life is over, it's over!"

Huanyiyuan is located in a remote place, and the little girls only heard rumors, but they don't know why the rumors started.

Xiao Zuo saw Cheng Xiaochi coming in.

"Koike! Koike! Have you heard?"

Cheng Xiaochi's face was ashen, he nodded, and his voice was calm: "I know."

"The emperor really likes men, and he's still in the rockery in the back garden..." Xiao Zuo had a gossipy face.

"What's in the rockery?" The other sisters stretched out their ears.

Cheng Xiaochi covered his face, stop talking!I don't want to hear it again! !

"In the rockery with a man... I heard that the father-in-laws who passed by saw it for real. The man's hair was disheveled, his clothes were messed up, and the corners of his eyes were red. He really looked...a lively look!"

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Cheng Xiaochi recalled it carefully, he was extremely ugly at that time, so this is the lively color in your eyes?

A painter who didn't believe in evil messed up his hair, pulled off his collar, sat in front of the mirror, and said in his heart that I would see the effect.

A look startled.

Well, I blamed you all, it's really a bit fragrant.

Cheng Xiaochi was so ashamed that he was about to cry, wiped his face, and got up to draw character cards.

Only the food of the spiritual world can save his broken heart.

As soon as he took two steps, he heard the sound of the small beak coming from behind.

"The emperor came out and adjusted his collar, the key is..." Xiao Zuo lowered his voice.

"The key is that he is followed by Prince Rui and Prince Duan!!!"

All the sisters gasped in unison.

Cheng Xiaochi, a straight man, was on the spot.