Monster Kindergarten

Frying, frying, stir-frying, and stewing, everything looks like the big bowl is about to overflow. Cang Xia looked at the table full of meat and vegetables, the "breakfast" that couldn't even see a leaf, and silently patted his stomach. —Even though I didn’t eat anything, I feel full already.

Uncle Yang hadn't put on his glasses at this time, and the eyes of a cold-blooded animal looked particularly attractive without the cover of the lenses: "Xia Xia, you can choose what you want to eat!"

Locked by those eyes that belonged to the predator, Cang Xia trembled silently in his heart: "Ah, good, good." There are so many, can we finish eating?He thought that Aunt Hu was holding a pig's head because she was going to make pig's head meat, but now looking at the hot dishes served in pots on the table, how could he have bought a whole pig...and cooked the whole pig?

Seemingly seeing what he was thinking, Aunt Hu, who was holding a large pot of minced meat soup, smiled slightly: "Scared you? In fact, we usually don't eat so much. It's just that I lost a little weight yesterday, so I need to eat more." Let’s replenish energy, don’t human beings have a saying that there is nothing that can’t be solved by one meal, if there is, then two meals.”

No, Aunt Hu, the person who said this must not know that "a meal" requires so much weight.

That being said, the food waste that Cang Xia was worried about did not actually happen.He only ate a bowl of meatballs in clear soup by himself, and Xiao Sang ate a little more, but it was just an extra bowl of minced meat soup and stewed meat. The remaining 80.00% of the meat was all contracted by Aunt Hu and Uncle Yang ——And Aunt Hu ate no less than Uncle Yang!

And after the two of them finished eating, their stomachs didn't bulge at all, and the expressions on their faces were as if they were [-]% full after eating.

"Xiao Sang, you can't do this. Look how much you eat. You are still a long way from the big monster!" Uncle Yang is Xiao Sang's adoptive father. Cang Xia and Xiao Sang were studying in the county. They are still his students, so the tone of speech to the brothers is always a bit educational.

Xiao Sang didn't like his way: "That's different, I'm a three-coloured cat, and I'm not purely carnivorous! And how can cats eat as much as crocodiles!"

"Then Aunt Hu is still a butterfly?" Cang Xia made his remarks with some trepidation.

Aunt Hu pursed her lips and smiled.

But Xiao Sang gave Cang Xia a weird look, then patted Cang Xia on the shoulder and sighed, whispered into Cang Xia's ear, "Do you know what kind of butterfly Aunt Hu's body is?"

Cang Xia: "..." Is the butterfly important?Don't butterflies feed on nectar and dewy tree sap?

"You idiot, do you know the Brazilian tiger-striped carnivorous butterfly [Note 1]? There is not only one kind of carnivorous butterfly in the world. There are also man-eating butterflies in our native land... Ouch!" Aunt Hu knocked on the head.Even though it was just lightly tapped with the knuckles of the index finger, the crisp sound of brain crashing and the red mark showed that the strength was not small, but the person who made this move still had a soft smile on his face: "Xiao Sang, you What about man-eating butterflies?" She looked at Cang Xia, "Don't listen to Xiao Sang talking about running the train, Xia Xia, Auntie Hu is a law-abiding and good citizen, but she never takes crooked ways, let alone kills people."

Cang Xia: "..." Hey, I feel even more scared for no reason.

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"Xia Xia, when are you going to visit the shop that Grandpa Cang Shu left for you?" Xiao Sangmo, who turned into a prototype at some point, wiped her mouth and stretched a "cat cake" into a "cat strip" "——After eating and drinking, it is so comfortable to become a prototype and stretch.

"Just today, if you can do it as soon as possible, why?" Cang Xia only found out last night that besides the USB flash drive, there is actually a property right certificate left by his grandfather - but this is not a residence. , and shops.

Although Jiaxian County is surrounded by mountains and rivers on both sides, it can be said to have beautiful mountains and clear waters and outstanding people.But after all, it is only a small county. The shops in a small county are naturally inferior to those in a big city, but there are still three thousand nails on the broken ship, not to mention that the location of the shop is not a small shop that cannot be sold, and it is located in the new urban area of ​​the county. At the junction with the old city, the most prosperous pedestrian street!Cang Xia felt unbelievable that his grandfather actually bought a shop in the most expensive place in the county, after all, it was buying, not renting.

You know, what grandpa has always told him is that he lives on a pension of three or four thousand a month—in Jia County, this salary level is not high, but it is enough for two people to live, and there is still a little money left every month. stand up.So after he was able to make money from translation, he devoted himself to the ocean of language translation, and he earned the tuition for college by himself—of course, his love for language learning is also true, but if he can’t make money, he How did you put so much energy into it?Later, with the Internet, I learned a lot of other skills on the Internet. Even the biggest reason for choosing to study medicine at the beginning is that the prospects of doctors are relatively good now.Children from poor families do not study just for interest.

But now that grandpa is gone, Cang Xia realizes that his family still has petty assets?

Among other things, at least in Jia County, if there is a store, then this family is at least well-to-do. What's more, it is located in the most prosperous place in Jia County, and next door is the largest shopping mall in Jia County.

"Uncle Yang asked me to follow you to see if there is anything that needs help." Xiao Sang hugged her tail, "But it's really hot to go out on such a hot day. As a small animal with its own fur, it's really hot in summer. It's very weak, pitiful and helpless."

Cang Xia looked more than one meter long, lying on the cool chair like a giant cat on a fur cushion, ah, it is really a very weak and helpless "little animal", the corner of his mouth twitched: "You are not a monster Is it? I think Aunt Hu still goes out to work every day.” Aunt Hu is a teacher at a dance school, and their business is at its peak when the school is on summer vacation.

"That's because they have a high level of cultivation and can regulate their own body temperature..." Xiao Sang meowed, plausible.

As a three-coloured cat, Xiaosang's greatest interest is basking in the sun, licking fur and eating dried fish, because he feels that even if he is a prototype, he can be provided by humans to live comfortably. Why bother to practice hard?This also caused Xiao Sang's cultivation to basically stay at the level of transformation. If it weren't for the adoptive father of the crocodile demon and the future step-mother of the cannibal butterfly, he would have been reduced to those who can only hang around at the bottom and worry about food and clothing every day. It’s a little monster—don’t think that being a monster is much better than ordinary humans. Monsters with low cultivation and no skills are the same as ordinary humans with no education and skills.

And because of the country's control over monsters, low-level monsters have a harder life than ordinary humans, which is why more and more monsters choose to practice to a certain level and mix into the living quarters of ordinary humans.Just like Xiao Sang, who is drawing comics on the Internet now, and has gradually accumulated a small group of loyal readers. Although she stays at home, her monthly remuneration is not bad. If she can persist, the future development is also promising of.

So this also made Xiao Sang even more homebound.

"Then if you don't want to go out, Xia Xia and I will go out together, and you can stay at home to receive the staff of the Demon Control Bureau." It's summer vacation, and Uncle Yang is very free.

Upon hearing this, Cat Cake, who was paralyzed on the cool chair, jumped up immediately, and rolled his eyes: "What, Xia Xia and I have been in love for more than 20 years, when Xia Xia needs help , I will definitely do my part!" Just kidding, the people in the Demon Management Bureau, whether they are human monks or monsters, are all very well-behaved, and he hates communicating with those bureaucratic people the most!

But there is no way, the monster crosses the robbery and becomes a fairy, which is not a trivial matter within the scope of the country. What's more, yesterday's crossing the robbery basically smashed the entire community, except that it was regarded as a "refuge" by all the monsters at that time. The home of Uncle Long.Therefore, people from the Demon Management Bureau will definitely come here to do follow-up work. Uncle Long said that they will arrive this morning. It is best to leave one in every household, except that because monsters have a strong sense of territory, no one will rush in. It will cause bad effects, and it is also for the purpose of being exactly the same as the original position and size when it is repaired.

Cang Xia didn't expect to run into the Demon Management Bureau at that time, so she took the property certificate and Xiao Sang and quickly left the community.Just because he was walking in a hurry, he didn't notice that just as he and Xiao Sang got on the bus, a familiar girl came down from the opposite bus stop.

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As the most prosperous area in Jia County, even in the scorching summer, there will be no shortage of crowds.

"It's so human, meow." Wearing a peaked cap, Xiao Sang stuck out her tongue. For the house cat demon who always likes to be active at night, he doesn't like crowds at all, he's almost too hot to die meow.

Cang Xia: "... we'll be there soon, it's probably here...huh?" Cang Xia held the property right certificate in his hand, looked at the house number carefully, a little strangely, "Here...there is no house number. "

"What, what? No way?" Xiao Sang was standing at the entrance of the shopping mall blowing air-conditioning. Hearing this, she hurried over, looked up at the house number Pedestrian Street No. 664 on the pillar of the shopping mall's gate, and then looked to the side, No. 668 Pedestrian Street , and across the street are odd house numbers, "Hey, where did No. 666 go?"

I went to ask the owner of the milk tea shop on the right, and Cangxia got the news that there was something wrong with the planning of the pedestrian street at that time, and the house number 666 was missed, but because these signs have already been made, I am in charge of this area. The staff did not go to add a house number, so there is no 666 on the pedestrian street.

"Aren't you kidding, why don't you show me the property rights certificate? I always think it's a fantasy." Regardless of the fact that monsters have special abilities compared to ordinary humans, leaving that aside, there is actually not much difference between monsters and humans in essence.

"Strange...wait a minute!" Cang Xia held Xiao Sang back, "See if there is a house number here!"

What Cang Xia pointed to was a small alley about half a meter wide between No. 664 of the shopping mall on the left and No. 668 of the milk tea shop on the right. common design.A small gray square sign was hanging on the alley, and there was a layer of spider webs hanging on the sign.Xiao Sang raised his head, the sight of the cat demon allowed him to clearly see the three numbers 666 under the thin layer of spider web.

Cang Xia: "..."

Xiao Sang: "..."

"Xia Xia, you go in first, I will give you the queen!" Xiao Sang said righteously.

Cang Xia glanced at him silently, then looked at the brand-new house numbers of the shopping mall on the left and the shops on the right outside, took a deep breath, raised one foot and stepped in.

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After walking in, the temperature dropped significantly, Cang Xia's heart was beating a little, and she subconsciously squeezed the property right certificate in her hand.

At this moment, a gust of wind blew by, and a cry of "Meow!" came from behind Cang Xia, and when she turned her head, Xiao Sang was already hugging the doorpost of the "small gate" that had just come in, "Xia Xia, how about we next time?" Come again? Tomorrow, how about tomorrow? Tomorrow I will let the uncle come with me." Xiao Sang felt the coolness in the air, and almost became a prototype.

"Xiao Sang, if you are afraid, go back first." Cang Xia pursed his lips, although his heart was a little flustered, but since it was left by his grandfather, he would definitely not harm himself .

"No, you can't, you're an ordinary human being...you should let Mr. Cat protect you!" Hearing this, Xiao Sang's fighting spirit was aroused, and he ran to Cang Xia, "Just follow me." .”

The road under his feet was a bluestone slab, which was very smooth and had no obvious connection gaps. Because Cang Xia was so focused on the movement around him, he didn't notice how long he had been walking.

"Okay, then I'll leave it to you, Xiao Sang...Xiao Sang?" Cang Xia was just a distraction, and Xiao Sang in front of him disappeared, replaced by a huge carved wishful door. He was standing in front of the door, and his hand was on the door at some point, and he was about to push the door.