Monster Kindergarten

Unlike human kindergarten games that focus more on entertainment and parent-child interaction, because the sports games of monster cubs are related to competition and the qualifications for primary school enrollment in the later stage, so whether it is parents, teachers or the children's department of the Ministry of Education of the Monster Management Bureau The department attaches great importance to it.

And in order to prevent everyone from casting a wide net, each kindergarten strictly stipulates the number of entries according to the teaching scale and the quality of education.For example, Cangxia and their kindergarten, because all aspects were only hovering around the average line in the past, so after comprehensive consideration, only one-fifth of the previous standard quotas were given-fortunately, there were nearly [-] entries this year. Students, so rounding up, there are six places. If it were in the past, it would probably be two contestants.Cang Xia didn't know what the other teachers thought. Anyway, with these six places, his only thought was to work hard to build the kindergarten so as to attract more students.

Although there are only six places, and Cangxia and the others are still the teachers who hold the "big power", they didn't plan to order soldiers directly, but discussed it with the teachers, and conducted a selection within the kindergarten two days before departure. Participants were selected fairly and democratically.

Even if the number of places is very small, because of the emphasis on the sports meeting, Cang Xia and his small kindergarten also have a "special car" to pick them up - or a special car for monsters.

As a human being, this is the first time for Cangxia to take the monster bus. In fact, except for Berman, the other cubs are also the first time.So even though school is over, the children are all waiting in line at the door, wanting to see what the so-called monster transfer looks like.

It is said that we set off in the afternoon, but in fact, when we waited for the bus to arrive, it happened to be when the last ray of the setting sun disappeared.But it got dark very early in October, it was only six o'clock, and the street lights were already on.

And the monster special car also appeared quietly from the darkness in a warm orange light, but it made a crisp "dangdang" sound when it stopped in front of them.

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Cangxia remembers watching an animation film in Fusang Kingdom when he was a child, in which there was also a non-human bus, which was a very strange animal, and the passenger compartment was inside his stomach.But this time the special car that came to pick them up was not in the shape of a cute animal, but... like the tram in the 00s - with a brown-red and log-yellow wooden shell and brass handles And the metal parts are all glowing with a faint luster, which looks ancient but not old. There are two "Z"-shaped wires on the roof, and the bottom of the car is not a rubber tire, but a shiny one. iron wheel.

"Wow, this is...a tram, right?" Cang Xia's eyes were full of wonder, he never expected to come into contact with this kind of thing at such a close distance—to some extent, it is also an antique, right?

"Oh, my little brother has good eyesight!" The sudden hoarse voice startled Cang Xia and the others. In their surprise, the tram blinked, "Let me introduce myself, I am the first flower planter in our family." A tram, you can call me Simon [Note 1].”

[The first one?Wow, great! 】

[The first one means it's very powerful! 】

【Grandpa Ximen, you are so cool! 】

The children didn't understand the meaning of this sentence, they just thought that "number one" sounded very powerful, but it made Cang Xia's breath short when he heard it in Cang Xia's ears——unexpectedly, it really is!He remembered that in the history class before, the first tram of the flower planter appeared in Shanghai Province in [-], right?Thinking about getting into this car later, Cang Xia felt that he could not restrain his excitement——Wow, what kind of luck is he!Not only to witness history, but also to touch history!

The chassis of the tram is very low, unlike ordinary buses, there are about tens of centimeters of steps, and if it is a little bit smaller children, they have to be helped by adults to go up with short legs.The chassis of this tram is only about five centimeters above the ground, and the cubs don't have to worry about tripping their legs at all, and they can even run in with cheers.

"Kids, are you seated? Once you are seated, let's go!" The voice of the kind grandfather sounded again, and with two "clangs", Cangxia felt the car slowly moving.

"Mr. Xia Xia, this car is so amazing, it can be driven without a driver!" Because of his family background, Lu Yi has basically taken most of the vehicles at a young age - but all of them require a driver. , This is the first time he encountered such a fully automatic machine, and he couldn't maintain his composure.

Cang Xia pursed his lips, driving without a driver, it was easy for him to think of supernatural events!

"It's because this car is the driver." Berman said very little, but it wasn't because he didn't like to talk. Besides, he was the most experienced of the group when he was out, so he was paying attention to the others. At the same time, I don’t mind giving you some popular science.

[Wow——] Lu Shi'an opened his mouth wide, and the whole werewolf was lying on the aisle in a large font, [Grandpa Ximen, are you both a car and a driver?You are super cool! 】

Cang Xia was thinking about whether to translate Lu Shi'an's words, when he heard the sound of the tram: "Oh, little werewolf, thank you for your compliment! It's not grandpa, let alone driving. Members, it’s not a problem even if you fly into the sky! Sit tight, everyone!”

As soon as the voice fell, Cang Xia only felt his body lighten up, and then he felt a little different. He subconsciously looked out of the car window and saw the smaller and smaller buildings outside the car window, his eyes widened instantly: "It's really The... flew up!"

The little cubs were also clung to the window of the car one by one like sticking pancakes. Their fleshy faces and small bodies were almost flattened against the window. Their small mouths were slightly opened, and they let out one after another "woo woo" Awow" "Wow wow" exclamation.

"Old Mr. Simon is 99 gods." Berman said.

"God 99?" Cang Xia repeated it subconsciously, remembering that this was introduced in the monster clan encyclopedia I saw before about the demon world.

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99 God may sound strange, but there is a more familiar name - Fusangshen.Although it is called a god, it is actually an elf and ghost, and it is also a kind of monster. It is an old utensil that has gone through a hundred years, and it has been transformed by entrusting and absorbing human emotions.The concept of the flower growers is that all things have spirits, and things will become fine after a long time.

Mr. Ximen, as the first tram of the flower planter, can be said to have condensed the love and expectations of most of the people of the flower planter at that time, although more trams, trolleybuses, cars, trains appeared soon... But The existence of Mr. Ximen is irreplaceable.However, the replacement of transportation means in human society is too fast, and when it is used as an ordinary tram, its service life is also limited.So when he was too old to be used in human society, he transformed into 99 gods and continued his mission in the demon world.

In fact, not only Mr. Ximen, but also some buses, taxis, etc., also have chances to become 99 gods, but these 99 gods basically can only "operate" at a specific time and a specific place because of insufficient force. , so it also added the legend of "supernatural vehicles" to some humans.

Mr. Ximen is different. He is well-known among the 99 gods and the demon world, and he is not limited by time and place. He can not only run around the country, but even go abroad to meet with the high-level 99 gods from other countries. They have a party, so it can be said that they are monsters with a very high degree of freedom of transportation. This time, Cang Xia and the others were able to sit in the car of Mr. Ximen, which is also very lucky.

Berman originally thought that according to their situation, they would still send flying beasts such as cranes or magic weapons such as flying boats as before.

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Don't look at Mr. Ximen as "grandfather", but his speed is not slow at all.Originally, it would take three hours by train, but it took only half an hour for Mr. Ximen to arrive, and he still listened to the entrance of the hotel arranged by the organizer for these contestants.

"Grandpa Ximen, you are awesome!"

[Yes, yes, the speed is super fast! 】

【I can still fly!I actually went to heaven haha ​​I want to go back and show off with my parents! 】

"I want to show off with my friends!"

The little ones expressed their thanks one after another, and even Zhou Jiali, who was not good at words, condensed a crystal clear ice flower and placed it on the seat where he was sitting: "Thank you."

Old man Ximen laughed. If he hadn't got hands, every little cub would have touched his head: "No thanks, no thanks, it's getting late, you guys go to rest first, and cheer for tomorrow's competition."

The little ones responded again, and waited until the old man Ximen left, Cangxia and Berman walked into the hotel one after the other, guarding the children.

I heard that this hotel is one of the properties owned by the Demon Management Bureau, so seeing Cang Xia and the others bring this group of little monsters in, the front desk wasn't half surprised, but saw that Cang Xia's human identity took a second look, but I didn't say much, I found out the room card for them and asked them that they didn't need to lead the way, then I described the routine prompts one by one, and finally said: "By the way, what is the code of the transportation you are taking? We Register here too."

Cang Xia was stunned by the question - coding?What is the code number of Mr. Ximen?Does he have code?

At this moment, Berman took a step forward and handed something to the other party.The face of the front desk changed slightly after seeing it clearly, and then said: "Okay, I understand, the registration here has been completed, and breakfast will be provided between six and eight in the morning tomorrow, I wish you all a good night."

After getting into the elevator, Cang Xia became curious: "Mr. Berman, is that girl human?"

Berman looked at him: "How did you see that?"

Cang Xia frowned slightly: "...Maybe it's intuition?" He didn't know that there were monsters in this world before, so let's not talk about it. Later, after opening the door to the new world, he found that his intuition seems to be getting more and more accurate?

Berman didn't delve into it: "It's true that she is a human being, but she is not an ordinary person. She is a monk, but her cultivation level is not high."

Human monk, speaking of it, it seems that he met him for the first time!He originally thought that those cultivators should have an ethereal appearance, but it turned out that some of them looked similar to ordinary people.

And at the front desk, the girl was reporting to her boss at this time: "Yes, it is confirmed that it is a commemorative small wooden plaque for God 99, although it is a one-off... yes, it is a kindergarten team from a small county town, okay, okay Yes, I'll pay attention."

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Arriving in a new place, the children were very excited, especially when they took the 99 God’s flying tram just now, and they were chattering non-stop. Fortunately, Cang Xia has special coaxing skills. At around 08:30, six The children were all washed in vain and fell asleep and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, the little ones were woken up one by one by Cang Xia's gentleness. Some of them who were angry about getting up would still hum and groan on the bed hugging the pillow. After returning to the cage, he squinted for a while, but this is the first time he participated in the competition, it is better to go there early, so he took off the quilts on them very "cruelly", and put them on sweaters and pants one by one.

By the time he came out with this bunch of radish heads, Berman had already placed a delicious breakfast on the table—in order to facilitate teachers to manage students, basically every kindergarten is allocated a room similar to a family suite .

"Have all the other kindergartens come?" Cang Xia was a little nervous, except for the teacher Quanke from Nanyue Kindergarten that he met on the National Day last time, he hadn't contacted other kindergarten teachers yet.It's a pity that Mr. Quanke is from Southern Guangdong Province, so he won't appear in this competition.

"They're all here, some came earlier than us, and some came later than us, but in order not to disturb each other before the game, the simplest space formation was set up directly at the elevator door, unless they arrive at the door together, otherwise basically You can't touch it."

This is also to prevent competing teams from clashing before the game begins.

Friendship comes first, competition comes second, and so on. Those who come to participate in the competition hope to crush others to win the championship.However, the competition in the demon world is more intense and straightforward, and it is not guaranteed that those cubs who act more instinctively will not directly get angry because of a look or a movement before the start of the game.

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Similar to human competitions, every kindergarten also has an entrance ceremony.Of course, the main contestants are cubs aged 3-5, and I don’t expect them to be able to do anything, as long as they can run neatly and not run around. Cangxia thinks that the children in their kindergarten are very obedient, So I just lined up in order of height and did not do any special training.

Cang Xia originally thought that he would not see the teachers and students of other kindergartens until the game started, but when they were quietly waiting for their kindergartens to come out, a ball suddenly rolled in from nowhere .

The little ones were already bored waiting, but at this time a foreign object suddenly appeared, and everyone's attention was attracted, especially the most active Lushian. It's already pounced on.

Cang Xia thought that the toys brought by the kindergarten students the day before yesterday were lost, but he did not expect that the black and white ball rolled to his feet precisely, and then under the eyes of everyone, the ball grew fluffy limbs, " Baji" immediately hugged Cang Xia's calf: "Mmmm——"

Cang Xia's face was still calm, but the villain in his heart flushed his face and screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

At this time, the broadcaster outside was also calling their kindergarten names, and it was time for them to enter.

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[Note 1] Fu Sangshen, also known as 99 Gods or Jiu Jiu Shen, is a race of monsters. 1890-1920 was a period of great development of trams around the world. Before the First World War, almost every major city in the world had trams. On January 1908, 1, Shanghai's first tram pulled out from the Jing'an Temple train station, and carried out trial operation and final debugging of related equipment on Aiwenyi Road (now Beijing West Road). In the early morning of March 21, the first bus line in Shanghai, Yingshang No. 3 tram line, was officially opened to traffic. The total length of the line is 5 kilometers, from Jing'an Temple to the Bund Shanghai Association.Because the first person in the world to invent the tram was the German Feng Siemens, so the old man took the word "Ximen".

[Cang Xia who was hugged on the calf: I feel exciting, scared, excited, happy and happy now...

Giant Panda Cub: Mmmm——

Lu Ya: ... flustered, suddenly felt a piece of grassland in front of me, is it an illusion? 】

Sending out red envelopes in batches is really much easier. All the little fairies who left messages before [-] o’clock yesterday sent out red envelopes~ By the way, the circle of friends was swamped by various weddings yesterday. It seems that yesterday was a very good day.I wonder if there are any married friends in the circle of friends of the little fairies?