Monster Kindergarten

The Devil Control Bureau sounds like a very serious government department, but in fact, as serious as outsiders think, the Devil Control Bureau is more like a national industrial group.In addition to managing the ghost registrations of monsters and dealing with their crimes, the Monster Management Bureau has many other departments in charge of education, medicine, education, etc. Naturally, there are also financial and economic departments, and even have their own departments. economic industry.

And the "teleportation array" whose main service targets are transnational monsters is one of the economic pillar industries of the Demon Control Bureau.

As the communication between countries in the world is becoming more frequent and normal, the demon world, which is advancing with the times, is naturally unwilling to lag behind.But unlike humans, where the boundary between countries is just a mountain or a river or even just a line, monsters have a very strong sense of territory.If there are monsters who set foot on the territory among them at will, they may be mistaken for provocation, especially those whose geographical location, inheritance and customs are not the same.

But it is a very troublesome thing to review every monster that comes to one's "territory".It is precisely because of this situation that the "Exit and Entry Administration" department of the Bureau of Demon Control came into being.At the same time, in order to solve the problem that most monsters are unwilling to take the same flight as humans, the "Teleportation Array" has been called out for a long time.

The teleportation array condenses the hard work of human ascetics and monsters who are talented in time, space, and speed. Naturally, it is not comparable to human planes—no matter where in the world, as long as there is a teleportation array place, you can "teleport", which can be said to be the fastest mode of transportation in the demon world.

However, the cost is not low.

The way Lu Ya said to quickly get from the flower planter to Egypt is to use the teleportation array of the Demon Management Bureau to "teleport".

Of course, this teleportation array can't be arranged immediately if you want to go. It's similar to human passports, visas and other qualification examinations. Monsters need to apply three days in advance.This is why Lu Ya flew back directly from Egypt when he came back from Egypt—he was so anxious that he naturally couldn't wait for three days before using the teleportation array to "teleport".At that time, he could fly directly back and forth between Egypt and the flower planters. Their crow tengu is one of the fastest flying monsters in the feather clan of the demon world.What's more, the teleportation array is not available everywhere, at most he can teleport to Rongcheng, and it will take time and experience to rush back to Jiaxian from Rongcheng.

Closer to home, Cang Xia heard that the teleportation array, which almost only existed in novels, actually existed. It was impossible not to be tempted, but he immediately thought: "Being able to teleport is not something ordinary people can do, right? ?”

Lu Ya was taken aback by the question, then his face changed, and he said in a daze: "This... I remembered that one of the precautions issued by the Demon Management Bureau is because of the transformation of time and space in an 'instant', If the physical body is not strong enough, it is easy to be squeezed in an instant." This is why the application must be made three days in advance. In addition to checking whether the monster visits without malicious intent, it is also necessary to check whether the monster can withstand it. The power of the teleportation array, "at least the five internal organs are damaged, and at worst... bloody and bloody..."

Speaking of this, Lu Ya was so frightened by the picture he imagined that his face turned pale, and he hugged Cang Xia tightly: "I'm sorry Xia Xia, I just want to be reluctant to leave you and want you to accompany me, but forget that you can't stand the teleportation Zhen...Although it is said that you can apply for a protective spell...but I didn't do it on purpose, please forgive me!" The more Lu Ya thought about it, the more afraid he became, and at the same time, he regretted that he said such things without thinking, Xia Xia will not be angry Bar?He, he is really harmless...

Cang Xia didn't know the requirements of the teleportation array at all, but he was a little shocked when he heard Lu Ya's words, but he also knew that Lu Ya had absolutely no bad intentions, but this person was sometimes too straightforward in front of him, thinking Say anything.On the other hand, Cang Xia actually likes Lu Ya's reckless and straightforward personality like a child in front of him, saying whatever comes to mind, doesn't this just mean that he has no hidden thoughts about himself?

So he put his hand on the back of Lu Ya's neck to comfort Lu Ya's neck like comforting those children who were startled when they did something wrong in the kindergarten: "I'm not angry at all, and didn't you say that you can also apply for a protective spell?" ...If I guessed correctly, with that, even the weaker ones can use the teleportation array safely, right?"

Lu Ya was very annoyed that he didn't think much about it, and only wanted to stay with Xia Xia for a while. At this time, when he heard Cang Xia comforting himself and making excuses for him, he was moved and caring, and sucked his nose pitifully : "That's right... But this protective spell also needs to be applied for three days in advance. I asked my agent to help me handle it. At that time, I only wanted to spend more time with you, and I was too delusional. Totally forgot about it..."

Hearing Lu Ya say "fantasy", even Cang Xia, who has felt Lu Ya's straightforward and warm feelings for him more than once, couldn't help reddening his ears again, he stammered a little: "You... What are you thinking..." After finishing speaking, he bit his lower lip in annoyance, he really, why ask this!

Lu Ya originally sniffed Cang Xia's gentle breath, felt his comforting actions and calmed down, but because he was greedy for his lover's body temperature, he schemingly clung to Cang Xia's body like a cuddling bear. Xia Yu was shy, she was stunned for a moment, and then her eyes burst into bright lights, but she forcibly suppressed the ripples on her face, pretending to be ignorant: "I thought I could hold Xia Xia's hand and let me Every finger of yours is in intimate contact with every finger of Xiaxia. I want to hold Xiaxia in my arms, and then we will eat a Pocky together. You eat the part with chocolate, and I eat the part with biscuits Duan, and then we 'click' to eat more and more in the middle, and then I got my wish and tasted the taste of chocolate..."

"Don't...don't say it!" Cang Xia put out his hands to cover Lu Ya's mouth weakly, and stopped him blushing.At first, he thought that Lu Ya was so pure and cute, holding hands or something, but as Lu Ya's voice became lower and lower, and he spoke more and more slowly, every word seemed to be covered with sticky honey. Cang Xia felt something was wrong, this is not eating Pocky, this is clearly...!

What else did he say that he got his wish and tasted the taste of chocolate, the piece of chocolate was clearly in his mouth...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Although the villain in his heart was covering his face and screaming silently, Cang Xia didn't struggle at all in Lu Ya's arms. The production crew couldn't see Cang Xia in person for a long time, and couldn't hug Cang Xia in person, so they wished to make up for everything that was missing in the future.

So when Lu Yi and Du Jiayan flew in excitedly, they happened to see their uncle bullying their dear teacher Xia Xia on the sofa. Teacher Xia Xia was almost completely crushed by his uncle's huge (?) body out of sight!

The smile on Lu Yi's face suddenly froze. He didn't care about Du Jiayan who had a strange expression on his face. Before he could stand still, he waved his wings and rushed forward: "Stop! You are not allowed to bully Teacher Xia Xia!" Dare to bully Teacher Xia Xia Even if it is my favorite uncle, I have to fight!

Lu Ya undid Cang Xia's shirt by three buttons, and was "planting strawberries" on Cang Xia's collarbone, happily: "...huh?"

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Since ancient times, there have been sons cheating on his father. Although Lu Ya has no sons, he was tricked by his nephew solidly.

At this moment, he was looking at Lu Yi and Du Jiayan with a grumpy, begging, dissatisfied face, "Why did you come in without knocking?"

Don't look at Lu Ya who is usually very friendly, but once he stops smiling, his face is still very scary.

Lu Yi and Du Jiayan flinched, but it was Lu Yi who mustered up the courage to speak: "Uncle, you are leaving tonight...so we flew over here...We planned to fly to the door, but it happened to be Until the windows are not closed..." A quarter of the walls of Luya's room are covered with transparent floor-to-ceiling windows.

Is it my fault that the window is open?Lu Ya was a little angry.

Is it not your fault or whose?It's broad daylight, dear, hot, and I don't know how to draw the curtains!Cang Xia was really angry this time, and glared at Lu Ya.

Being intimate with her boyfriend, but being seen by the students, and one of the two students is the nephew of the boyfriend, and the student thought that he was being bullied and wanted to "kill his relatives righteously"...

Cang Xia felt that this situation could make him feel ashamed and crawl into the cracks in the ground.

It's a pity that he was pressed and kissed by Lu Ya before, so that his eyes were full of blurred water. At this time, he stared at Lu Ya without any deterrent power at all, but made Lu Ya's little heart thump when he received it— —Mom, it looks good, I want to kiss!

When Cang Xia came into contact with Lu Ya's hot gaze, he knew that he hadn't reflected on it at all. Worried that the scene just now would have a bad influence on the children, Cang Xia still hid the shame in his heart, and tried his best to explain with a straight expression: " Xiaoyi, Xiaoyan, actually just now..."

"Mr. Xia Xia, you don't need to explain, I understand everything!" Cang Xia completely underestimated the precocity of Lu Yi, after all, he is still the young master of the Lu family!At this time, he was sitting on a soft chair. He first gave his uncle a thumbs up, then looked at Cang Xia, with a wonderful smile on his face, and said, "Mr. Xia Xia, will I be able to Calling you 'Auntie'?"

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It has been a long time since he left Lu's house, the heat on Cang Xia's face has not subsided, he never thought that one day he would be teased by the students so embarrassingly that he could not speak.Although Lu Yi was caught and spanked by Lu Ya after asking that sentence, but looking at the expressions on the faces of Lu Ya and Lu Yi's uncle and nephew, Cang Xia knew that these two people were playing for himself. - but he can't dismantle it... Hey, I'm so angry (`′)=3!

"I've returned to the crew! Xia Xia, where are you now? Because of the time difference, I can still see the sunset now! Oh, if I knew I should have left later, I miss you so much Xia Xia Da..." The teleportation array of the Demon Management Bureau is also directional, so Lu Ya has to spend some time rushing to the teleportation array - after all, this kind of thing will not be placed in the Lu family's ancestral house, and because they live in In a relatively remote and desolate desert, even if Lu Ya used the teleportation array to teleport to Egypt, he had to spend time rushing from the teleportation array to the location where the crew was stationed.

Although Cang Xia didn't feel the teleportation array of the Demon Management Bureau, Lu Yan, as the head of the family, specially sent a special plane and car. When the news of Lu Ya came, Cang Xia got off the plane and boarded the Lu family. Arrange for his car.

At this time, he received the news from Lu Ya that it was completely dark at this time - it was said that after autumn, the day was getting darker and earlier, and for some reason, the wind was blowing, There is still a faint sound of thunder coming from the clouds.

Although it is normal to have thunder in autumn, Cang Xia always feels a little restless.

But Cang Xia didn't think about it, it just came down to being separated from Lu Ya and missing him.

Didn't mention the weather changes here, returned to Lu Ya's own itinerary, and told him a few more words, Cang Xia looked at the chat interface of the phone with some regret, before he could sigh, the car slammed on the brakes, almost Let the phone in his hand fly out!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Cang! Are you okay!" The driver in charge is not a monster, but a human being, but it is not a simple person who can be arranged by Lu Yan.Even so, seeing that Cang Xia was almost injured because of himself, his face turned pale with fright - after all, this is a distinguished guest ordered by the BOSS to treat him well.

Although Cang Xia was taken aback just now, seeing the panicked look of the other party, he quickly comforted him: "It's all right, did something happen just now?"

Speaking of this, the driver also frowned: "But suddenly a black shadow appeared in front of me just now, I seem to have hit something... Obviously, I think the road is smooth and there are no obstacles..." Speaking of this, he said to Cang Xia said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Cang, I'll go down and check the situation right away."

Cang Xia also became worried: "I'll go down too. If someone is really injured, I can help." It was originally this kind of weather at night, and it was helpless for this situation to happen. Take it out and be ready to call an ambulance anytime.

"No need, Mr. Cang," the voice of the driver who got out of the car first came from outside the car, with a sense of relief, "I didn't hit anyone, but I hit a bat."

"What? Bats?"

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...I don't know how I came up with POCKY's brain hole... Covering my face (*/ω＼*) shouldn't be caught...

I just noticed that the release date of the manuscript box system on 9.19 was actually set to 0:[-] (/▽╲)

Happy holidays, fairies~ Have you eaten mooncakes today~

During the three days of the Mid-Autumn Festival, Shazi is going to draw ten messages every day to send red envelopes

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