Monster Kindergarten

Although out-of-season vegetables are commonplace now, and the use of high-tech greenhouses makes the ingredients blur the seasons, but what you really know about eating is to stick to the seasons and seasons. Only by absorbing the most essential nutrients of the season can you grow into the most delicious ingredients. .

The tender bamboo shoots in spring, the watermelon in summer, and the most imaginative thing in autumn are big crabs waving their claws.The delicious and delicious crab roe and crab paste, just thinking about it, makes people can't help... drooling all over the floor.

When it comes to crabs, the first thing that comes to mind is Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs.

Now that the express delivery is developed, the delicacy that could only be enjoyed locally can now be delivered to all parts of the country with the help of ice packs and airplanes, so that everyone can enjoy a feast on the tip of their tongues in the autumn days.Compared with the express delivery in human society, Cang Xia and the others have a faster method.

As I said before, although Cangxia found and entered the kindergarten No. 666 through the small gate of Jia County’s pedestrian street, in fact, as long as the strength is strong enough, the gate of the kindergarten can lead to any place—of course, this is In the best case, right now... It's pretty good to be able to wander around the province.

Fortunately, Berman and Xiyue were monsters in the first place, so after leaving the province, they used the magic of shrinking the land to inches to Yangcheng Lake, and found a demon crab.This crab demon was originally bred by Yangcheng Lake. It has lived for more than 500 years. It combines the aura of heaven and earth and human beings' love for hairy crabs in Yangcheng Lake. Although he can transform, his force value is not high, but he is not big. Ambition, thanks to everyone's love for crabs, from a small crab farmer to today, becoming a well-known crab tycoon throughout the country.Apart from using his demon power for farming, he would change his appearance every few decades and pretend to be his son and grandson inheriting the family business.Now the economic and trade links between countries are getting better and better, and many of the crabs he raises are exported to other countries every year.

With the help of this crab demon, Berman and Xiyue naturally bought the most authentic Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs. .Not only are they big and fat, with green shells and white bellies, and thick meat, but also each hairy crab has an anti-counterfeit mark and a special crab buckle on its feet.

After washing and steaming in the pot, the bright red and bright crab shells can't help swallowing.Gently break apart the crab body, full of crab roe, bright yellow and orange, and the slightly sweet crab paste is sticky and delicate in the mouth. You don't need to chew it, just let it melt little by little, it is rich and fresh.If you add a small spoonful of crab vinegar to the crab roe, and gently send it to your mouth, the whole mouth will be filled with rustling grains.

"Although human beings are short-lived, it has to be said that they have done too much research on eating." Sai has already eaten three crabs, and he is now tinkering with the fourth one. Even the most difficult crab legs have been taken by him alone. One peeled off, eaten cleanly, and the eaten crab shells can be reassembled completely—is it worthy of being a medical student?

"Yeah, you knew to eat raw before." Xiyue stopped eating after eating two crabs. She is now specializing in beer shrimps. Compared with hard shell crabs, these soft shell shrimps are more convenient to eat .

"What's the matter with the raw ones? The original taste, who told you not to cook." Sai rolled his eyes.Of the four of them, Berman is the only one who can cook, but Berman was born in the army, and all he cooks is some military rations. It's a full stomach, but don't pursue the taste.Fortunately, these four monsters are not pursuing appetite, and now the food delivery industry is developed, so the days pass like this.

But I ate Cang Xia's meal today...

Hey, the ingredients are still those ingredients, but after passing through this person's hands, I always feel that the taste is three points more delicious, and the mood will be better after eating it.

Weird.

Cang Xia didn't know the doubts in Say's heart, he was peeling crabs for five little ones.

Crabs are a thing of great cold, and children have weak spleen and stomach, so naturally they cannot eat more.The hairy crabs were so big that Cang Xia only gave them half a crab each.

Although Lu Yi and the others were greedy, they stared at Cang Xia most eagerly. After realizing that Cang Xia would not make them eat more because of their cuteness, they stopped crying and went to eat other food on the table. The meat is tender and delicious, the sweet and delicious honey sauce chicken, the rich gravy, crispy outside and tender inside, and the fruity pear juice ribs, and the mint beef that is refreshing and fragrant on the teeth and cheeks...these Sweet and not spicy is what children like.

"These kids are really good, they don't make any noise when they eat, sometimes they go out to eat, especially in the lobby, some with children, after a meal, the adults basically go to serve the children, It's tiring for others to look at it." Aunt Hu looked at the five little ones lovingly, especially Pan Yu, who looked like a little raccoon, watching a little raccoon eating bite by mouthful with auxiliary chopsticks, she was so adorable.

"That's because Xia Xia is good at cooking and taking care of children. She is an absolutely good wife and mother," Xiao Sang picked up chopsticks and chopped pepper fish head. It was so spicy, hot and numb that his cat's tongue couldn't help it Spit out "hissing haha", but the next chopstick still firmly pinches, "Xia Xia, if you are a girl, I will marry you."

Cang Xia didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but before he could speak, Lu Yi turned to him: "Where is it your turn to marry Teacher Xia Xia! Teacher Xia Xia belongs to my uncle!"

As soon as the words came out, the whole lively dining table was quiet for a moment, and then everyone should eat and drink, as if they didn't hear Lu Yi's words at all.

Seeing that everyone ignored him, Lu Yi wanted to say something more, but Zhou Jiali at the side stuffed a shrimp ball into his mouth directly. The shrimp ball that passed through Snow Demon's hands was like ice cream balls, icy and hard. Blocked all the rest of his words.

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After moving to a new house and spending more time in the kindergarten, Cang Xia gradually discovered a situation——Cang Xia discovered that the communication between Xie Zhongqiu and the children did not rely on language.

"As I said before, if these little monsters have not been transformed, then their vocal organs cannot be re-evolved, and the sounds they make are all their own voices. But there is a gap between races Otherwise, you humans would not have created a phrase called 'chicken talking to duck'." Xie Zhongqiu adjusted his glasses.

As long as the humanoid can understand, the non-humanoid can only understand the similar species. This is similar to the northerners. Although there are differences in dialects in different provinces and cities, most of them can communicate without any problem.But if a southerner and a northerner were to communicate in their respective dialects, they would basically be staring at each other.

Fortunately, Xie Zhongqiu and the others have stayed here in the kindergarten for so many years. Although there are very few students in each class, the accumulation makes up a lot. They can still understand the meaning of those children in eight or nine out of ten, so Usually it doesn't matter.But the meaning of guessing is not accurate enough after all. It is no problem in daily class, but it is more difficult for children to practice transformation.

Although Cang Xia is a human being, logically he should be as confused as a foreigner listening to a dialect, but he miraculously lights up the ability to understand the words of small animals, which is equivalent to unlocking the "speaking skills" of small animals. dialect package", so he has become the most relaxed of all in daily communication.

You must know that the internal communication of the monster cubs is still stumbling.

So the little ones prefer to surround Cangxia - only Teacher Xiaxia won't give them green vegetables when they want to eat meat; he won't take them to the slide when they want to play ball.

In addition, there is Cang Xia as an interpreter, so the cubs are getting more and more nourished in the kindergarten.

"Then how can the teachers in other kindergartens communicate with the students?" Cang Xia was puzzled. If according to what they said, more than 80.00% of the monster babies in the kindergarten have never been transformed, so like their kindergartens, There are meerkats, clouded leopards, goats, raccoons, spiders and even monkey-faced freesias, but how can we communicate and understand the real needs of the babies?It is impossible to see which races of monsters the students are, and which races of teachers are equipped, right?Apart from other things, the students have to change every two or three years. It is impossible for the teachers to follow suit, right?

Speaking of it, although Cang Xia can communicate with animals, he is very hard on plants. The only plant demon baby in their kindergarten, Monkey Face Freesia, is always worried that it will not be well taken care of.

"So they don't need teachers to adapt to students, but students to adapt to teachers." Rabbit Xiyue said softly.

Even Berman, who has always been reticent, spoke up: "Their kindergartens are relatively mono-ethnic."

It is different from the monster kindergarten opened by Cang Xia. They are carnivorous, herbivorous, and omnivorous. Except that there are no ones who swim in the water, fly in the sky, or run on the ground. Although there are only a dozen or so little monster babies, there is no such monster family. - neither the jaguar nor the clouded leopard belong to the same genus; other kindergartens are basically either only for swimming in the water, or for flying in the sky, or for predators such as ligers, tigers and leopards, or for rabbits and sheep. kind.

"So don't look at our kindergarten as small, but there are so many kinds, hum, let them always look down on us!" Xiyue was angrily, and Shui Lingling's eyes turned red, "Cang Xia, you haven't participated in the autumn sports meeting before, Those guys from other kindergartens secretly bet on when our kindergarten will be disbanded! They clearly look down on us!"

"But we were really looked down upon in the past," Sai appeared from the toy ball beside him—in order to let the children understand their words, the teachers are usually in human form.But at this time, the children have all gone to take a nap, so the teachers also have their own "rest" time, and become a prototype to relax, except Cang Xia who is already a human being and Xie who still doesn't know what the prototype is. Zhong Qiu —— stuck out his long tongue, evoking a sneering smile, "The number of people is the smallest, and even the registration for a sports event is not complete, and because the communication between the teacher and the students is not thorough, it is basically taken No good results."

Speaking of this, Sai's cold golden pupils covered with black lines turned to Cang Xia's direction: "But in the past, even if they laughed in their hearts, they didn't dare to say it outright for fear of senior Cang Shu's pressure, but now the new director is a Weak human beings, I guess they can laugh at them... Aww!"

Say's mouth grew too big: "Xiyue, do you want to fight! My tail is broken, what can you bring to accompany me!"

"What are you going to pay for? You won't grow it by yourself. You owe a lesson to your prestige and prestige, you're so cheap!" Xiyue crushed her with her hind legs, she was obviously worried in her heart, but she just said it out of her mouth It is very unpleasant to come out, what if Cang Xia misunderstands.

"What are you...!"

Before Say could finish his sentence, he was held down by the silent Berman, which just pressed the top of his head, unable to open his mouth even if he wanted to.

Seeing that they finally calmed down, Cang Xia asked his own question: "What about...the autumn sports meeting...?"

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Although there are still more than ten days left for the Mid-Autumn Festival, mooncake coupons and crab coupons are now being sold. I heard that there will be discounts on Taobao tomorrow on 9/9. I wonder if the fairies are ready to shop?

The language system of monster cubs is like this—take Cang Xia and Berman as examples

Cangxia is the little monster who can understand what he says, and the little monster can understand what he says; while the humanoid Berman can understand what the little monsters say, but when he becomes a Doberman, only the little canine canine Only monsters can understand Berman's words, and whether it is in the form of a human or a Doberman pinscher, if the little monsters have not been transformed, then Berman can only rely on experience to guess what they say.

But this is similar to the situation in our kindergarten. For example, Shazi sometimes doesn’t understand what the three-year-old nephew wants to express. Kindergarten teachers can’t 100% understand what the child wants to express. , it should be considered normal.

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