Monster Kindergarten

Cang Xia thought that dealing with a family of meerkats in parent-child outfits was already difficult enough, but he didn't expect that none of these little monsters and their parents would be less difficult.

The Warthogs:

Little Fragrant Pig's mother: "Wow, it turns out that there is a human being as a teacher. The handsome guy is so energetic. That teacher, let me tell you, although our Jiaojiao is a hybrid of a small fragrant pig and a warthog, But this child follows her father's warthog, so it's not edible."

Warthog father: "Yes, the meat of our warthogs is not tasty, and the lions on the grassland generally don't hunt warthogs. Although our family is a combination of Chinese and foreign countries, and I also immigrated to a flower planter, I still enjoy foreign countries. You have to abide by international regulations and be friendly to international friends.”

Cang Xia: May I ask how much misunderstanding do you have about human beings, especially flower growers?

Although both the warthog father and the little fragrant pig mother insisted that their daughters follow their fathers, this delicate little monster is actually only more than 20 centimeters, which can be said to be very miniature.The skin on the body is not rough and reddish brown like the warthog, but pink with reddish brown spots, and there are pink eye circles around the eyes.The whole little monster looks chubby and chubby, but it is really "beautiful".

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The Clouded Leopard Family:

There are two clouded leopards from Yunbao's house, they are siblings.I heard that the two siblings have always depended on each other, but even Sister Yunbao is only a high school student now, and Sister Yunbao is about to prepare for the college entrance examination soon. Thinking that there is no one to take care of her younger brother, she simply sent her younger brother to kindergarten.

Sister Yunbao: "Teacher, how old are you this year? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? What do you think about cross-species love?"

Cang Xia: I am definitely a younger sister than you this year, and I don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but even if I am a cross-species, I don’t have any thoughts of falling in love with a clouded leopard in a skirt, thank you.

Sister Yunbao still wants to join Cang Xia's side - the smell of this human being is really good, let's establish a good relationship now, and when he reaches the estrus period this winter, he can take him back to be a husband in the village... umm ? !Killing intent? !

Sister Yunbao froze when she was about to reach Cangxia's abdomen, and then the whole leopard jumped three feet high with its fluffy brother in its mouth, and jumped directly onto the branch of a ginkgo tree beside it.

Cang Xia was taken aback, and was about to ask what was going on, when a big hand with distinct knuckles appeared on his shoulder, and a warm human body was pressed against his back: "Xia Xia, I have already gone through the admission procedures for Lu Yi." It's over, do you need my help here? For example, help you teach the female hooligan?"

Cang Xia looked at the bright smile on the other party's face that seemed to be shining, and shook his head subconsciously: "No need, no need, there are no hooligans here."

At this moment, sister Cloud Leopard also jumped down from the ginkgo tree. Her golden-yellow fur covered with large dark cloud-like markings shone brightly in the sun.She raised her head, and the two golden eyes with tear troughs were full of insight: "It turns out that there is a master."

The sixth sense told her that she couldn't grab it, so Yunbao's elder sister simply vented her anger on Yunbao's younger brother: "Listen to Batian! You want to become the strongest male demon in the cat family! Be the boss as your lifelong pursuit, understand? Otherwise, you can only be reduced to the status of your sister, who can only study hard like this. My sister has endured humiliation for so many years and brought you up with a scholarship and even sent you to kindergarten. Don’t let your sister down, understand!"

Sister Yunbao—a dream of being a mafia boss and pursuing a life of protection fees, but because she was born prematurely, she has a petite body and lacks demon power and force, so she had to put her dream on her younger brother. Receives scholarships every year, sits firmly at No. 1 in elementary school, junior high school, and high school. She can obviously skip a grade but in order to get an extra year of scholarship to support her family.

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"I didn't expect this place to be so lively." With a coquettish chuckle, a lady wearing an exquisite wide-brimmed sun hat, black hip-wrapping dress, and eight-centimeter stiletto heels walked gracefully. come over.Obviously such a charming and charming woman, but as she approached, the group of parents rubbed aside like Moses dividing the sea, leaving enough passage for her to pass alone, as if to welcome the queen.

Cangxia understands that the reason why parents bring their babies here is to use the prototype to make the babies feel more secure in an unfamiliar environment, but he did not expect that there are also human dolls used to send their children to school.

Um?No, her hands were empty, and she carried a palm-sized pearl bag on her wrist, and she didn't have much else.

Noticing Cang Xia's gaze, the lady pursed her lips and smiled: "Sure enough, it's just like what Mimi said, she is a little sweetheart that makes people feel happy at first sight." The slender fingers like gelatin are close to Cangxia's face silently.But when she was about to get close, a golden light flashed across her fingertips, causing her to stop like an electric shock.

Only at this time did she take a look at Lu Ya beside Cang Xia: "Oh, little flat hair."

Lu Ya hugged Cang Xia tightly in his arms, showing an elegant smile like a gentleman: "Well, what's the matter with this black widow aunt?"

Spider Essence: I skipped calling aunt and aunt directly, so I said that men don’t have a good thing!Don't stop me, I want to eat him!

When Cang Xia saw that the atmosphere was not right, he quickly smoothed things over: "Well, this lady, are you also sending your children to school? Could it be that you are the Ms. Meili that Aunt Hu mentioned?"

"Didn't you say that I am the number one beauty?"

Cang Xia: "..."

"Okay, okay, I know, women don't easily praise other women for their beauty, that's right, I'm here to send my daughter to school," Meili chuckled nonchalantly, and after she finished speaking, she opened her small and exquisite handbag , and took out a heart-shaped flat box the size of two adult fists.The box looked small and exquisite, but I didn't expect that after opening it, there was another universe inside. There was a small room carved out of pure jade, a super mini silk handkerchief, and a leather velvet super mini sofa with ruby ​​as a footrest. The size of a thumb finger, there is a small spider with a bright red hourglass pattern on its abdomen.

"Isn't she cute? My little baby~ she's still sound asleep~" Meili's eyes were full of kindness, and she leaned close to the little spider's little head and kissed it.

"Ah—" Seeing the horrifying scene, the meerkat family let out an exclamation and fell down neatly.

Lu Ya: Hey, hey, there are too many scenes, you guys?Isn't it even a matter of swallowing scorpion tail poisonous sacs and poisonous stings?

Meerkat: You don’t understand, we are just naturally timid_(:з」∠)_.

Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed the timidity of the meerkat family, but Mei Li didn't take it seriously, she just said to Cang Xia: "Let me tell you the truth, the spider poison of our family is very strong, the stronger the demon power The more poisonous it is. Although the toxin does not kill people in childhood, but because of the young age, it is easy to secrete the venom when feeling uneasy, so Ellie has been taught by me. Although Mimi recommended that I send Ellie to you Kindergarten, but if you're scared, it's too late to regret it now."

Cang Xia was silent. Indeed, if he accepts this little girl, Ellie, he will undoubtedly worry about the poison of the other party. As the principal and teacher of the kindergarten, he needs to be responsible for the safety of every employee and student.

"Don't accept her, the black widow is not very popular in the demon world." Lu Ya leaned closer to Cang Xia and whispered.He doesn't think there is anything scary about a little spider. These monster children are all babies, but since they have inherited the blood of monsters, they are not comparable to animals in ordinary human society.What he is worried about is Cang Xia, regardless of whether Cang Xia is an adult or the principal of this school, but when it comes to combat effectiveness, maybe Cang Xia is at the bottom.If such a fragile human being was accidentally touched by that little spider, the consequences would be disastrous.

The hot and humid breath fluttered on the sensitive ears, Cang Xia trembled slightly, and wanted to move, but found that there was an extra arm on her waist—when did it happen?

Lu Ya: ^-^

Loosening the person who was encircled by his arms, Lu Ya raised his hands with an innocent face: It wasn't me, I didn't, and Ya Ya didn't.

I couldn't laugh or cry because of Lu Ya's childishness in my heart, but Cang Xia didn't care too much, but walked a few steps towards Mei Li, keeping a close distance that could give her a sense of security.

At this time, the little spider has woken up, its small head is facing the outside, and its eight slender legs are neatly folded up and coiled under its body, giving people a feeling of sitting upright.

Obviously it's just a baby, but Cang Xia was stunned to see the emotion of "nervousness" from the eight eyes of the other party.Cang Xia's warm black eyes gradually became tainted with a smile, and a gentle and expectant smile slowly appeared on his fair face. He put his two hands in front of his chest in a cup-shaped manner: "Is that Ellie? I It is the principal and teacher of this kindergarten, would you like to come to our kindergarten to study and live with the children?"

The little spider was silent for a while, then stretched out a thin leg from under its body, and nodded up and down.

Mei Li raised her eyebrows, she was relieved, and a gratified smile appeared on the corner of her bright red mouth: "Well, it seems that you really have a way of coaxing little girls." Ignore Cang Xia because he heard this sentence Dumbfounded by the evaluation of her words, she simply put the (fake) handbag (real) rest box inlaid with pearls and gems into Cang Xia's hands, "Then Ellie will leave it to you, if you don't worry about other brats If so, let them not touch this box, and let Ellie stay in her jewel house at ordinary times, and don’t have to worry about accidental injury.” Having said this, Meili brushed her hair coquettishly, “Of course, it’s best The only solution is to transform Ellie into form, I wonder if you, a human teacher, can do this step?"