Monster Kindergarten

The new generation of Western Witch is a little girl who was just born. Her parents had a car accident on the way to the hospital to give birth. Her father died at the time, and her mother also passed away after giving birth to her.

Her parents are both orphans, so naturally she has no elders to take care of her. Her mother has a younger brother, but unfortunately, he is only 15 years old, a minor, and has no qualifications to adopt her at all.

However, now that her identity as the Witch of the West has been determined, the temple has immediately dispatched an action team to welcome their future "His Royal Highness" back.

When Cang Xia heard this, he didn't pay any more attention. For him, as long as the Western Witch stopped staring at him, he didn't really care who she was.On the contrary, Lu Ya specially asked someone to go there to investigate because of Si's matter, and after confirming that the other party was either in Si's situation or an "ordinary and normal" witch, he let go.

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With more than half a month before the Chinese New Year, the kindergarten had a winter vacation.

Not to mention Cangxia and Kindergarten, for students and their parents, this is a very commemorative holiday for them.

On the last day before the kindergarten holiday, the last cub was successfully transformed.

The other party is a little tortoise. As the well-known "slow ones", they usually don't start to show signs of transformation until they are in elementary school. It is rare that even if they don't change shape, it doesn't matter to their lifespan. A bad monster.

But even so, being able to transform means stronger power and a longer lifespan, so when they learned that their child had successfully transformed before he was four years old, the parents of the tortoises who have always been meek and calm were also shocked. There was a look of surprise.

But compared to them, Cang Xia's inner excitement is even greater.

This means that 100% of their kindergartens are all transformed.

Leaving aside the reactions of the parents and the outside world, Cang Xia looked at the pictures taken when the children entered the kindergarten at the beginning, and then compared the group photos of the children after the semester ended. The lambs... all of them turned into Yuxue's lovely human form. It's been a few months, but when I think about their appearance, it still seems like yesterday.

But thinking about what happened in the past, it seems that a long time has passed.

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Cang Xia is actually a person who likes Chinese New Year very much. Because he and his grandfather depend on each other for life, many of his habits are relatively "old" - for example, on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve, he must watch CCTV's Spring Festival Gala program while eating snacks ; For example, the couplets and various stickers on the door of the house have to be replaced every year.

Because of its small size, Jia County has a stronger New Year flavor than big cities. During this period, especially in the pedestrian street, the sidewalks on both sides are full of stalls. A variety of lanterns of different sizes.

During the Chinese New Year, you need to buy Spring Festival couplets and various New Year pictures of door gods. Cang Xia thought that although the kindergarten is already on holiday, there is no shortage of necessary decorations to suit the occasion, so she already planned to buy some.

But because this year Lu Hui strongly invited them to go home for the New Year - not the Lu family's ancestral home on the mountain, but the mountain that belongs to him after Lu Hui "retired".

In his words, the two stinky boys have a partner, so they will naturally take them home for the New Year.

That's right, even Ymir is going back.

As for the place where Lu Hui lived, Lu overwhelmingly did not rule it out, so after seeking Cang Xia's opinion, he agreed half-heartedly.

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The place where Lu Hui lives is far away from the crowd, but it is not remote, because he has a special teleportation array there, and he can go directly to the monster market. What's more, as the biological father of the former and current Patriarch, what is Lu Wei here basically? None.

But even if you don't lack anything, shopping for the New Year is an essential "ritual".

Although Lu Yan has already arranged the affairs of the company and the family, but considering that Ymir took over the Vlad family at the beginning of the year, he rushed to Italy to help take care of it, leaving only Lu Yi at home—the younger They had to rush back before dinner, so there was really no need to take the children with them for a long journey.

So Lu Ya and Cang Xia took this small oil bottle and formed a temporary "family of three".

Although Cangxia had been to Baodao Province once before, she was taken directly to Lu's house by Lu Ya at that time. To be honest, she didn't know the scenery and culture of Baodao Province at all.

Probably because the relationship between Baodao Province and Fusang Kingdom was relatively close in the past, so the Baodao Province here has also incorporated a lot of Fusang’s culture, even the monster market is inevitable.

There are not only the traditional spring couplets, inverted blessing characters, New Year pictures of door gods, paper-cut window grilles, red pepper lanterns, but also some animal paper-cuts that symbolize longevity, such as zhulian decoration, pine bamboo, cranes and turtles.

Monsters also come from all over the world, such as flower growers, Fusang country, eagle country, rot country, etc. Now the New Year has become more and more globalized.

Compared with the fast-paced human beings in today's cities, the atmosphere of various traditional festivals held by monsters is much stronger.

All the shops around are decorated with lights and festoons, with red lanterns hung up, and various stickers of auspicious wishes, fortune and treasures, etc. are posted.However, unlike those stickers in human society, the characters or flowers and birds on those stickers in the monster market can move.

After all, Lu Yi was just a child, and the lively atmosphere completely aroused his curiosity and mischievousness. When he saw a fat doll holding a carp, he couldn't help touching it, but who knew that carp would wag its tail. , the little fat baby also pursed his mouth and snorted, startling him.

Cang Xia stretched out his hand to touch Lu Yi's little head: "These... are they Fu Sangshen?" He could not help but think of those portraits of mysterious castles in horror movies that could roll their eyes, and those portraits in Liaozhai stories. Fairy and the like.

"Of course not," Lu Ya shook his head, "The cost is too high, there is no profit at all, but it will be a big loss, and paying the mourning god does not mean good luck and good luck. The "photographing magic" of the group of magicians on the side - that is, after taking pictures of people, the people in the photos will move around - the principle is similar. Although the power system is different, the Bureau of Demon Management has studied it thoroughly. Principles, and improved, so that the current stickers are formed."

Cang Xia listened with gusto: "This is the so-called monster world, where countries communicate with each other and exchange what they need, right?"

"That's right." Lu Ya picked up a tiger-headed hat on the stall. Originally, the tiger-headed hat kept howling at the vendor, looking majestic, but when Lu Ya held it in his hand, When it was time, it was like a mouse seeing a cat, with its mouth shut tightly.Cang Xia looked pitiful and cute, couldn't help but take it and play with it in his hand, and seeing Lu Yi's eager eyes, he put the hat on the little guy's head.Unexpectedly, the tiger-headed hat changed its cowardly attitude just now, and the rope of the hat decorated like a tiger's tail was wrapped around Cang Xia's fingers, very reluctant to part.

"Haha, this is cute, buy one for Xiao Yi." Cang Xia didn't think this "living" hat was scary, but found it novel and interesting.

"Yes, you guys, this hat is purely handmade! Look how it fits your little handsome boy's head! And it's all made by weavers stitch by stitch. It contains the painstaking efforts and emotions of weavers. Definitely different from those machine-made products! You can also automatically adjust the size, and now handmade ones are very valuable, but I think you are destined for the customer, so I will give you a discount, 888 one, you can’t buy it, you can’t buy it, you can’t be fooled!” The stall owner was a fox demon, wearing a down jacket, with his hands in his hands, his head did not change shape, but retained the appearance of a fox's head.At this moment, squinting his eyes and squatting, he really looks like a "treacherous businessman".

Cang Xia has already discovered that no matter which monster market they are in, most of the monsters don’t like to use human form very much, either they are all prototypes, or they keep part of the prototypes. Anyway, they look strange and unique.

"One for 888? I might as well buy a pure fox fur one, what do you think?" Before Cang Xia could speak, Lu Ya sneered.

The fox demon shrank its neck, and turned its big flexible eyes around: "Everything is negotiable, 888 is the price of one, but if you buy more, you can get a further discount!"

Cang Xia smiled and said: "Then how can I get a discount if I buy two?"

"Buy two? If there are two, eight..."

Cang Xia: "Eight what?"

"[-]% off is definitely not enough...! Doesn't it seem that I am not sincere enough! [-]% off!" The fox demon has no idea how he shouted this sentence. Tongue bit off.

"Okay, refreshing!" Cang Xia chose another tiger-headed hat with a different expression, and said boldly, "Two 170 seven six, make up the whole, let's give 170, and send it together——Lu Ya, give me the money!"

The fox demon looked stunned: "...Huh?"

Cang Xia: "After all, this is a handicraft made by weaving ladies, right?" Cang Xia bit the words "we" and "hard work" very hard.Don't think that he is a human and you don't know. Little monsters like the weaving girl have no other characteristics, except that there are a lot of them.It is said that it is no more than a handmade product produced by a machine, but thousands of weavers can do it in half an hour, and the cost can be said to be very low.

Fox demon: "...dei."

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Although all the necessities for the New Year are ready, when Lu Ya and Cang Xia go back, they still carry a lot of bags, even Lu Yi has all kinds of snacks in his hand, and he wears the tiger head hat alone. Keep the other one—he will give it to Xiao Li when he plans to play with Xiao Li in the next year!

Lu Wei is still "fighting" with Xie Zhongqiu on the chessboard.

All the children in the kindergarten have successfully transformed. I don’t know if a certain unlocking condition has been met. Originally, they could only stay in the kindergarten or near the kindergarten. Even if they went out, they couldn’t stay for a few hours. We were able to come and go freely.

No, thinking that all the other teachers would go back to reunite with their families during the Chinese New Year (don’t look at Sai who seems to be alone, in fact his parents and elders are all there), Lu Wei warmly invited him to come to his home to celebrate the New Year together.

Xie Zhongqiu didn't expect to be able to travel freely in his lifetime. Although he was a little embarrassed to face Lu Hui's invitation, he was really moved, so after thinking twice, he still agreed.

There seems to be a perpetual motion machine in every child's body. Cang Xia feels that he is too tired to sit up after walking around for a long time. Lu Yi can still eat a few snacks and then run wildly around the mountain road behind the big house. , Fly when you are tired from running, hold the skateboard to brush when you are tired from running, and fill the entire silent mountain forest with crisp laughter.

There is no need to go to work or school, or even an exaggeration to say that you don’t need to use your brain. You just need to eat, drink, kiss and hug. It feels like time flies, and the New Year’s Eve is coming soon.

So when Lu Yan and Yimir finally finished dealing with the matter at hand and rushed to Lu Hui's place, what they saw was a son who looked like a runaway puppy.

Lu Yan & Yimir: Ah, this appearance of letting go of himself should follow his father.

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Up to Lu Wei and down to Lu Yi, everyone is pampered, their fingers are not touched by the sun, and there are very few men in a big family who can cook, but Lu Wei said that in order to have a more family atmosphere, even the old servants who serve on weekdays The holiday was given to let people go back to celebrate the New Year, so the only ones left to do were Cang Xia and Lu Ya. Lu Ya said that he studied recipes every day, and his theoretical knowledge was still very rich. Xia made porridge!

Cang immediately remembered the reason for drinking porridge Xia: Please don’t be complacent _(:з」∠)_.

Fortunately, according to the traditional customs, the 31-year-old family will gather together to make dumplings.Dumplings don’t require too much technical content. The most important seasoning is done by Cang Xia, and the rest is very easy to divide the work—whether it’s chopping stuffing or kneading noodles, you can hand it over to the three masters of the Lu family. They have great strength to do it. Whether it is the stuffing or the dough that is kneaded, it is smooth, delicate and chewy.

Although Xie Zhongqiu doesn't know how to make dumplings, it is still no problem to put the two ends of the dough together.

As for Ymir... As a native foreign monster, he is not good at chopping stuffing, kneading dough, or making buns, but he has also found what he can do - accurately weighing each portion of meat stuffing, so that it is completely possible It is guaranteed that each dumpling will not be flattened due to lack of filling or too much filling, and it can also be guaranteed that each dumpling is exactly the same. It is a gospel for obsessive-compulsive disorder!

Cang Xia said to this - as long as you are happy.

As for kid Lu Yi...he only needs to wrap around the adult's legs while drooling and shaking back and forth while grabbing a ball of flour and kneading it.

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Because only Cang Xia cooks alone, it is impossible for Lu Ya to let him get stuck in the kitchen, so he called the star hotel to deliver other delicacies, but when the fragrant dumplings were brought to the table, At that time, everyone ignored other delicious foods, and all stared at the dumplings—the freshly cooked dumplings were cooled slightly and then dipped in the adjusted sauce, and the juice splashed after one bite, the pork was tender and the fish was delicious Tooth, so delicious that you can swallow your tongue, even Lu Yi's little one ate a big bowl, and finally his belly was bulging, like a little frog.

Because I was in a hurry, I didn't put coins or other things in the dumplings, but just getting together and having a good meal was already very happy and satisfying.

After eating the dumplings, everyone gathered in front of the TV together, watching the Spring Festival Gala while watching the New Year. Even though the current Spring Festival Gala programs are not as attractive as those in previous years, no one thought about changing the channel. Even listening to the sound is a kind of "New Year's Taste".

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, when the countdown clock reached the last second, fireworks suddenly exploded in the sky outside, which surprised Cang Xia who had always thought that fireworks and firecrackers could not be set off here. Lu Yi was shocked even more, and hurriedly hugged a bunch of fairy sticks and said that he was going to play in the yard.Lu Yan and Yimir, the fathers, naturally followed closely behind.

Lu Ya dragged Cang Xia to the outside of the house, and watched the fireworks rising from the foot of the mountain in full bloom, illuminating half of the mountain as bright as day.

At this moment, Cang Xia suddenly felt that Lu Ya, who was holding her tightly, let go of his hand. When she turned her head to look, she found that Lu Ya was kneeling on one knee towards her, holding a ring in her left hand: "Happy New Year, Xia Xia, we Let's marry!"

Cang Xia stared fixedly at Lu Ya, who was smiling but couldn't hide his nervousness, his black and white eyes were shining brightly, as if a bright fireworks had been ignited.He pursed his lips, took out a ring from his trouser pocket, picked up the ring on Lu Ya's left hand, and put the ring that he had prepared that was still warm on it: "I should say this." , let's get married."

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Ha, haha... Let's end it like this... [Take the lid on the pot and run away——]

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