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As the weather gets warmer, Pei Miao has entered the season of crazy hair loss. His long hair can be seen floating around in every corner of Changxin Palace. Wherever he goes, he falls and rubs against the bed, and there is a ball of hair on the sheet. , Lie on Gu Qiyan's body, there is a layer of hair on the other's clothes, and he sits on the stool, a bunch of hairs on the mat, falling to the ground, he is miserable, so he has to increase the frequency of licking.

Entering early summer, he found something was wrong.

He became lethargic and lost his appetite, accompanied by a strong sense of vomiting.

As soon as the rebellion was finished, the feeling of vomiting came again, Pei Miao turned pale, covered her mouth and rushed out, throwing up in the dark outside, but she didn't spit out anything.

Gu Qiyan chased him out at the first moment, patting his back and ordering someone to fetch clean water. After Pei Miao vomited, he gently let him lean on his body to comfort him, his sword eyebrows tightly Wrinkled, revealing his worry and doubt.

At this time, Pei Miao was weak all over, his throat was sour, and he was extremely uncomfortable. He just retched a few days ago. He thought that he was greedy for cold food and ruined his stomach, so he didn't take it to heart, and he didn't let Gu Qiyan find out. I vomited like this today, and it was really embarrassing to throw it at my grandma's house.

His limbs were cold, and Gu Qiyan took him into the bedroom with a half hug and half hug, and lay down. His body was covered with a thin quilt, and half of his face was buried in the quilt. Only his big eyes were exposed, and his eyes were full of surprise. Just now, a bold guess appeared in his mind.

"Miaomiao, how do you feel now? Imperial Physician Hua has already sent someone to invite you, you wait a moment." Gu Qiyan comforted her softly, her lips moved on Pei Miao's face, her face was a little gloomy.

Pei Miao was stuck in her own thoughts, her small face paled from her own conjecture, her hands suddenly grabbed Gu Qiyan's sleeves, and she asked with trembling lips, "Qi Yan, I'm not pregnant, am I?"

Gu Qiyan: "..."

Wangcai and Xiaodouzi: "..."

All the ladies and eunuchs: "..."

This sentence is too powerful, forgive them for not knowing how to react.

Gu Qiyan was overwhelmed by Pei Miao's brains, forced a smile and asked: "Why do you think so, you are a man, I can guarantee this."

"Men may also have children!" Pei Miao rolled his eyes. You must know that at that time, there were not too many novels about men and women. Although they were all nonsense, he could travel from modern times to ancient times. From human to cat, and then from cat to human, this experience is nonsense enough, and it is not impossible to have another child.

When he thought that he might really be pregnant with a kitten and dangle in front of people with a big belly, he felt that life was hopeless and life was bleak.

This is so fucking scary!

Pei Miaosheng looked at Gu Qiyan unrequitedly, as if he had already seen his own miserable future, and broke the jar and said, "I had a retching reaction before, and today I vomited again. It may be the morning sickness that others said."

The corner of Gu Qiyan's mouth twitched: "Maybe it hurt my stomach."

Pei Miao continued on her own, "Recently, I can't keep up my spirits."

Gu Qiyan was numb: "Chun sleepy, autumn exhausted, summer napping, the weather is hot, no one is mentally normal."

Pei Miao: "I don't have any appetite yet."

Gu Qiyan: "It's because it's hot, don't think about it."

Pei Miao refused to accept: "I seem to have grown flesh on my stomach, and I have gained a lot of weight."

Gu Qiyan: "..." It seems that he has really grown flesh. Last night when the two were making love, he even teased that Pei Miao had flesh on her stomach, and it felt better. I really don't know how to refute this.

Pei Miaosheng was unrequited: "Actually, according to the frequency of the two of us, you work so hard. If I were a woman, I would have been pregnant a hundred and eighty times earlier." Without any protective measures, it truly achieves the blending of sex and sex, regardless of you and me.

Gu Qiyan was already silent, he didn't know what to say, reason told him it was impossible, but his emotions had already been shaken.

As for Wangcai and Xiaodouzi, they had already turned red from head to toe into boiled shrimp with smokiness in them. They felt miserable, but they were fed a handful of dog food again, which was still the best brand.

Pei Miao burst into tears, grabbed Gu Qiyan's sleeve and asked, "What if I'm really pregnant?"

The corners of Gu Qiyan's eyes twitched, although he thought it was ridiculous, he still gritted his teeth and said, "Health!"

The court ladies and eunuchs present were in a mess. Although they welcomed the little national teacher, this matter always felt a little bit embarrassing.

The atmosphere was strange, a young eunuch brought Imperial Physician Hua in, and Gu Qiyan immediately gave up his seat to allow Imperial Physician Hua to see him.

As soon as Imperial Physician Hua's fingers touched Pei Miao's wrist, more than a dozen strange eyes stared directly at him. Imperial Physician Hua was someone who had seen big scenes, perfectly held all kinds of sights, calmly began to feel the pulse, and leisurely felt with his goatee.

Pei Miao swallowed nervously, and when Imperial Physician Hua opened her eyes, she asked tremblingly, "Physician Hua, what's wrong with me?"

"Sick?" Imperial Physician Hua glanced at him with a half-smile and said, "There's nothing wrong with it."

"It's over!" Pei Miao said heartily, since he was not sick and he vomited for so many days, the next words of Imperial Physician Hua would definitely be: "Congratulations, Master Guoshi, you have it."

Gu Qiyan's heart clicked, and his whole body was in a mess: "Since you are not sick, then Miaomiao, Miaomiao is..."

Before the next words were finished, Pei Miao covered her mouth and ran out again. Everyone saw this and ran out.

Unsurprisingly, Pei Miao vomited into darkness again, but the difference was that this time, in addition to spitting out some yellow water, there were three more lumps of hair. He didn't feel much relieved until he finished vomiting. There is also less boredom.

Gu Qiyan stared at the three hair balls at a loss, his face was full of bewilderment, but Doctor Hua was quite happy, pointing to the hair balls and said: "I guess this is the reason, Master Guoshi, you are in the hair shedding season, every day A lot of hair was licked in, and these hairs formed into hair balls in the stomach after a long period of time, so you had a vomiting reaction. Eat it once a few days, so you don’t have to vomit and urinate.”

It turned out to be a hairball!

Pei Miao and Gu Qiyan looked at each other, their faces were a bit ugly, they thought they were really pregnant, shit, it turned out to be an oolong!

Thinking of what he said before, Pei Miao wished to kill everyone who heard it. Why did he have such a strange brain at that time, and now he has lost all his old face!

The author has something to say: Because cats lick their fur for a long time, there will be hair balls in their bodies. If they are not excreted, they will cause hair balls. The best way is to excrete them through feces. Shit officials, especially long-haired cats, should be fed hair cream or hair flakes or cat grass.Wangwang vomited for the first time when she was eight months old, and she vomited three balls in one go! !