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Taifu Hu trained a group of young boys and Xiaozheng like potatoes, tightly shut their mouths and kept silent, and the whole upper study room could be heard quietly dropping needles.

Pei Miao kept silent, and arched herself into Gu Qiyan's arms, but was spotted by the sharp-eyed Taifu Hu, who pointed at Gu Qiyan to teach him: "Second Highness, you are the most proud student of this old man. But you brought a dog into the upper study, you are playing with things and losing your mind!"

As soon as the voice fell, the atmosphere in the study room became weird. A group of princes and grandchildren looked at each other, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. The scene was once very embarrassing.

The national teacher who was misunderstood as a dog silently got out of Gu Qiyan's arms, turned his head, and with a wooden face, he uttered clearly and firmly: "Meow~"

All the kings and grandsons: "..." What to do, the slap in the face of Master Guoshi is so direct and handsome, I can't help but want to become his fanatic!

Gu Qiyan suppressed a smile, and while stroking Pei Miao's soft back hair, he said in a serious tone: "Teacher Hu, you misunderstood, what the palace brought is a cat, not a dog."

After the words fell, there was a burst of laughter in the study room.

In fact, it is not to blame that Taifu Hu is old and dim-sighted, but Pei Miao's cat shape is relatively large, and he looks like a dog from the back, and he hides his face in Gu Qiyan's arms. It is normal to be misunderstood.

Taifu Hu's face turned red little by little, and his hands trembled as if he had suffered a stroke. Just when Pei Miao thought he was blown out of anger, Taifu Hu stumbled down from the stage, tears pouring down in front of him: " Master National Teacher, it is actually Master National Teacher, and this old man can still be fortunate enough to witness the demeanor of Master National Teacher in his lifetime, even if he dies, he will rest in peace."

With a choked voice and sincere feelings, Pei Miao couldn't help getting goosebumps all over her body, while the others looked like "as expected", even if they were as stubborn as Taifu Hu, they couldn't resist the charm of Master Guoshi.

Taifu Hu wiped away his tears, and the wrinkles on his face turned into flowers with a smile: "My lord, the Second Highness told the old man about your coming yesterday, but the old man still refused to believe it, which is why the misunderstanding just happened. You are so kind, the old man has already ordered someone to add a seat for you next to the seat of His Highness the Second Highness, are you satisfied?"

Pei Miao looked in the direction Mr. Hu pointed, and saw a small table by the window, only half the size of the others, but more delicate, with all kinds of pens, ink, paper and inkstone on it, and a Langhao pen hanging on the pen stand. There are huanhua paper sheets spread out on the top, and a lotus paperweight carved from white jade is pressed on the top, which is elegant and natural.

The stool is a tall round stool with a fence around it, so that he can sit on the table with his claws without falling off. The whole set of tables and chairs is like a toy, beautiful and fun.

"Meow~"

Pei Miao yelled at Mrs. Hu, came out of Gu Qiyan's arms, jumped directly onto the small round stool and sat down, with her two front paws resting on the table, her tail passed through the gap in the guardrail, hanging leisurely behind her, occasionally flicking her two legs. Next, the fluffy appearance makes people want to hold his tail in his arms and rub it twice.

Taifu Hu beamed and praised Pei Miao again and again, the main idea was: "Master Guoshi is really studious, Mr. Guoshi is really upright in sitting posture, Mr. Guoshi is obedient and cute, he is a model for all the students in the study room to learn from! "

Exaggeratedly, Pei Miao felt that Taifu Hu had been time-traveled.

After making a fuss for a long time, the entire upper study room became quiet again.

Mrs. Hu returned to the podium with vigor and spirit, stroked his gray goatee, changed his seriousness before, and said with a smile: "Today, the Master of the National Teacher came to my study, and the old man should also show his performance. "Just stop for one day, the old man is here to tell you about the national teachers of the past dynasties."

As he spoke, he took out a key from his bosom, turned around and opened a cabinet behind him, took out a long box carved with red sandalwood, and caressed it back and forth a few times with both hands before carefully placing the key on the box. The lock on it is open.

The eyes of the princes and grandsons below were all curiously focused on the long box, and they were so excited that they did not dare to show their excitement. Pei Miao was also excited, staring at Taifu Hu's movements without blinking, for fear of missing any details.

In the past two months since his rebirth, he has heard the word "national teacher" the most. The national teacher not only represents the supreme glory and status in Dayu, but also represents the hope of the entire dynasty. He is like A spiritual pillar, enjoying the admiration of thousands of people while bearing the expectations of thousands of people.

The national teachers of all dynasties will be myths after their death, and the folks are even more mysterious. From time to time, Pei Miao will hear the stories of the previous national teachers from some court ladies and eunuchs, but they are all castrated. Several times Pei Miao thought they were talking about "Journey to the West".

But Taifu Hu, as a staid old pedant, should be able to listen to the stories he tells.

With this good wish in mind, Pei Miao cast off her drowsiness and began to listen to Taifu Hu's lectures seriously with Xueba's enthusiasm for learning.

What is placed in the long box is not some classical books, but a few paintings.

Taifu Hu carefully took out one, and slowly unfolded it with the help of the little eunuch beside him.

The smell of rice paper stored in the box for many years diffuses along with the woody fragrance of the scroll, and the "rustling" sound when the paper is unfolded echoes in the silent upper study room.

Everyone's eyes were focused on the picture scroll, their curiosity was firmly suspended, and even Gu Qiyan, who had always been calm, became nervous.

In order to show respect for the national teacher, once the national teacher goes away, all his portraits will be destroyed, only a few will be kept in the palace for people to admire, and these portraits will be kept by special personnel, even Gu Qiyan is rare one sight.

The upper study room is a place where the royal family's children study, so there is naturally a portrait of the national teacher. As the scroll is opened, the portrait inside is also revealed bit by bit.

First is a pair of thin and soft triangular ears, and then a pair of almond-shaped cat eyes. What is amazing is that these cat eyes have two different colors, one eye is as clear as the ocean blue , and the other eye is yellow and yellow that shimmer like jewels, one yellow and one blue, mysterious and beautiful like a dream, as if it can suck the soul of a person into it.

Pei Miao was deeply shocked. When all the portraits were opened, he was completely obsessed with the beauty of this mandarin duck-eyed national teacher.

This is a Chinese pastoral cat with long white hair and mandarin duck eyes. It is white all over without any stray hairs. There is a heart-shaped scarf on its neck, and the hair on its tail is long and fluffy. Its squatting posture is elegant and noble. Eyes, as if a god descended, with a hint of gentle arrogance in the coldness, people couldn't help but worship under his prosperous beauty.

There was no sound in the upper study room, only a scene of amazement remained.

Taifu Hu was so excited that his beard trembled, he licked his lips and said: "This is the first national teacher of our Dayu, who helped □□ lay down this country, and □□ once said that this national teacher was sent from heaven The cat fairy came to protect this mountain and river."

"The first national teacher is also the only national teacher in our Dayu that can transform into a human form. I heard that the human form of the national teacher is extremely beautiful, and has a gentle personality and an outstanding temperament. At that time, the entire Dayu Dynasty fell in love with his beauty, and many princes and grandsons tried to ask for marriage but failed. Just when everyone thought that Master Guoshi was pure-hearted and ascetic, he took a fancy to his younger brother Jing Wang, and formed a marriage with him, which made all the princes and grandchildren heartbroken, and some even committed suicide because of it."

"Meow~" Pei Miao gasped, this was even more bloody than the bloody drama broadcast on a certain Mango Channel, and he got goosebumps when he heard it.

On the other hand, the others took it for granted. Even Gu Qiyan was not surprised. Instead, he looked contemplative, frowning, not knowing what to think, looking at Pei Miao with deep and deep eyes, as if he was planning something.

Taifu Hu sighed and said: "It's a pity that I was not born in that era, otherwise I could have seen the demeanor of the first national teacher. Alas, I was born at an untimely time!"

Sighing, Taifu Hu reluctantly hung up the portrait in his hand, and then opened the second portrait.

This painting shows another kitten with a muscular body, slightly rounded ears, a smooth forehead with a distinct "M"-shaped pattern, large bright amber eyes, upper eyelids like cracked almonds, and The lower eyelids are round, the chin is strong and powerful, the lower part of the face, the chest, and the abdomen are all white, and the back and tail are smoky gray marble spots. In Pei Miao's words, this is a beautiful animal. Short plus white.

Taifu Hu calmed down his excitement, pointed to the portrait and said: "This is the second national teacher of our Dayu, and he is also the longest-lived one among all previous dynasties. This national teacher is also very legendary. It is said that a certain In the night dream, he was instructed by heaven that a national teacher would come, and the next day, an important minister reported to the court that there was an earthquake in the northwest desert. Taizong remembered the scene in the dream, and led his troops to the northwest that day. Three days later, he found the second national teacher. Master."

"Different from the Wen Jing of the first national teacher, this national teacher is very active, vigorous, and good at keeping in good health. I heard that after this national teacher comes, the people of Dayu will follow him every morning to do five Beast, according to the imperial physician's statistics, in the next few decades, the average life expectancy of the people of Dayu has increased by ten years, what a great progress!!"

Taifu Hu burst into tears, thinking of Zhuo Wei's contribution as the second master of the state, he couldn't help but want to bury the cat's belly, and inhale the cat's breath along the way, maybe he could live a long life if he inhaled too much.

After finishing talking about the second master of the national teacher, Taifu Hu opened the third picture scroll, and said while opening it: "This old man is holding the picture scroll of the third master of the national teacher. This national teacher is the founder of etiquette in the Dayu Dynasty. , His appearance has changed the mental outlook of all of us in Dayu!"

"Meow?!" Pei Miao cheered up, and couldn't wait to see such an awesome cat in Taifu Hu's mouth.

Since he can guide the manners and behaviors of everyone in Dayu and change their spiritual outlook, then the Master Guoshi himself should also be that kind of cat with various charms and manners.

"Persian", "Puppet", "Jinkilla", "Linqing Lion Cat" and other cats flashed in Pei Miao's mind, and his expectations reached the peak.

However, reality gave him a slap in the face.