after scraping a customer's car
Chapter 57
"Teacher Nie, please tell me, my thirst for knowledge is very high right now." Zhou Pingan blocked Nie Huai'an, holding a small notebook and pen in his hand.
Nie Huai'an endured and endured, clenched his fists again and again, he had never seen such an unsuspecting little bastard.
"Ms. Nie..." Zhou Ping'an was in high spirits, "Look, my thirst for knowledge is bursting out of my eyes. I can't stop my thirst for knowledge."
"..." Nie Huai'an said angrily, "Are you picking on me?"
Zhou Pingan smiled faintly, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Yes, why are you always probing on the verge of breaking the law? As a qualified police officer, I must be responsible to you and others."
Nie Huai'an was so angry that he was speechless, so he had no choice but to promise him, "I will never do this again in the future."
"That's what you said that night too." Zhou Pingan had a distrustful expression on his face.
Nie Huai'an smiled bitterly, with helplessness and speechlessness, "What I said this time is true."
Zhou Pingan still didn't believe it.
Nie Huaian made a gesture to push him away, when the door of the study opened, it was Song Yan, he saw the two of them arguing, Zhou Pingan was still holding a pen and notebook, he couldn't help asking: "Why? Teacher Nie's signature?"
When Zhou Pingan heard it, he couldn't help laughing, "How can it be, Team Song." When he saw Song Yan, he was honest, "I asked Teacher Nie to tell me what is called a family of soldiers, civilians, fish and water."
Song Yan said: "Aren't the two of you just like a family of soldiers and civilians?"
Zhou Pingan was taken aback for a moment, then he laughed more happily.
Nie Huai'an sneered angrily, and muttered, "A virtue!" After finishing speaking, he straightened his clothes and left the study.
Song Yan asked: "Did you offend him?"
Zhou Pingan is innocent, "I didn't do anything, let alone provoke him. He is small-minded and loves to hold grudges. To be honest, Team Song, if it wasn't for the sake of you and sister-in-law, I would really take him to the police station." It’s not dignified to carry out ideological education here, I think he’s always distracted.”
Song Yan was taken aback and laughed.
Zhou Pingan said again: "There's something wrong with him, he looks so superior, he makes a mistake and still expects me to serve tea and water in a soft voice? Something wrong! This kind of person is used to it!"
Song Yan clicked his tongue, "You also have problems and occupational diseases. He was born by your sister-in-law, so don't keep catching him."
Zhou Pingan, "Captain Song, when did you become so unprincipled?"
Song Yan said harshly: "One more word, I'll take care of you." He said and gave him the finished keychain, "Look, are you satisfied?"
Zhou Pingan's eyes lit up, he took it with both hands, and smiled: "Satisfied, satisfied, so satisfied, we will always be brothers, that's great."
Zhou Ping'an couldn't put it down, was very pleasantly surprised, and hung up with the electric car key in a hurry.
Song Yan said: "Your sister-in-law will keep you for dinner, you can leave after dinner."
Zhou Pingan smiled, "Okay, I'll go thank my sister-in-law."
Nie Huai'an also stayed for this dinner. Ever since he confessed his sexual orientation, his parents have been sneering at him, and he doesn't want to go home. It's a little deserted to go back to his own place. Today is the second day of the Lunar New Year, so he decided to stay at Shen Ci for a meal However, when he sat at the dinner table, he immediately regretted it.
Compared to him, Zhou Ping'an seemed indifferent. He had no time to care about Nie Huai'an at the moment, and the focus was on Song Yan and Shen Ci.
The four chatted while eating, Zhou Pingan to be precise, Shen Ci and the three of them listened quietly, occasionally Song Yan and Shen Ci echoed a few words, only Nie Huai'an ate quietly without saying a word.
After dinner, Zhou Ping'an left, because Xu Anming and the others came, and he didn't know any of them, and he didn't want to join in the fun, so he said goodbye to Song Yan and Shen Ci, and said goodbye to Nie Huai'an before leaving. .
Nie Huai'an glanced at him indifferently, ignored him, and continued talking to Xu Anming and the others.
Song Yan and Shen Ci sent Zhou Pingan out of the house, and Zhou Pingan pushed the electric car and said, "Captain Song, sister-in-law, you go back, don't send me off, I will go straight away on the electric car."
Zhou Ping'an has always been careless. After speaking, he rode on the electric bike, waved to the two of them, and walked out of the gate of Shen's house in a blink of an eye.
Song Yan and Shen Ci stared at the direction in which he was walking away, and then looked away together when they could no longer see anyone.
"Let's go, Xiao Ci." Song Yan turned his head to look at Shen Ci, and went to hold his hand.
Shen Ci put his hands in Song Yan's palm obediently, and said, "Xiao Zhou has such a good personality and is interesting."
Song Yan squeezed Shen Ci's palm, "It's too noisy."
"It's a kind of enjoyment to see the handsome guy making a fuss." Shen Ci said with a smile.
Song Yan smiled, "You should say this in front of him, he is sure, he will be happy for several days."
Shen Ci smiled slightly, "It's quite a simple child."
"Yeah," Song Yan also smiled, "You're really awkward with a child, you're not too big."
Shen Ci smiled and said nothing, just said: "Let's go, Lao Xu and the others are still waiting."
In the living room of the house, Xu Anming and the others were chasing Nie Huai'an and asking who that handsome guy was just now.
Nie Huaian frowned, "I don't know him."
"I don't know him. He greeted you so intimately, so what are you talking about next time?" Xu Anming laughed.
Nie Huai'an said bluntly: "He is the one who got me into the police on New Year's Eve, confiscated my driver's license, and scraped my car." Speaking of this, he snorted, "You think I'm Can you be friends with him?"
When Xu Anming and the others heard this, they all laughed.
Yang Fan said: "Such a deep fate."
Nie Huai'an snorted, and didn't want to talk too much about him and that Zhou Ping'an, so he changed the subject and asked why they came here.
Peng Yaohui asked back: "You are allowed to come, we can't come?"
Nie Huaian cursed with a smile.
Xu Anming said: "It's rare that grandpa is not at home, we have to come and play with Xiaoci."
Song Yan and Shen Ci entered the house, a group of people sat and chatted as usual, played cards or went to the old man's indoor shooting room.
And Yang Fan just played with Song Yan and Shen Ci like a fart. He played with Song Yan's bullet case crafts, various aircraft models, tank models, cannon models, and various bullet case decorations.
Yang Luo said, "Brother Song, can you give me one?"
"Take whatever you want, just send a few." Song Yan packed the useless cartridge cases.
Yang Luo grinned, "Then I want three." He said and took the airplane model, tank model and cannon model respectively, and watched Song Yan tidy up the pliers and engraving pen, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Song, do you use the engraving pen? what to do?"
"Making keychains and engraving letters on bullet casings," Song Yan said.
"Your Brother Song also made me a pair of shell-cased earphones." Shen Ci showed the earphones to Yang Luo.
Yang Luo's eyes lit up, and he immediately became interested, "Brother Song, get me one, I want keychains and earphones, and teach me by the way."
Song Yan glanced at Yang Luo, and readily agreed, and the two sat there, with a pile of bullet casings in front of them, and began to fiddle with the keychain.
Shen Ci sat aside, turned on the computer and looked at the document that Nie Huaian made in the afternoon.
Second Uncle and Uncle Qiang went to play with Grandpa and Lulu, and the company was temporarily handed over to him and Third Uncle. These days, Third Uncle is busy with relatives and friends, so he naturally has to shoulder the heavy burden. The company finally started Slowly getting on the right track, he felt that he couldn't relax in the slightest.
Besides, Yang Luo, with his hard work and the help of his brother, finally convinced his parents that he was going to serve in the army this summer. He wanted to learn from Song Yan, and when he got to the army, he would show off his skills.
Song Yan taught carefully, and Yang Luo studied carefully. The two of them made a lot of models and keychains that night.
Yang Luo also used it flexibly, made a shell necklace and ring, and said to Song Yan with a smile: "Using it to chase girls is absolutely romantic." After speaking, he hurriedly added, "Chasing men is just as romantic."
There was a smile in Song Yan's eyes, and he said: "When you get there, I don't have time for you to fall in love. If you want to be a special soldier, you have to train hard."
Yang Luo fiddled with those gadgets, nodded, "I know," he raised his head and said to Shen Ci with a smile, "Brother Ci, I think you are married to Bao."
Shen Ci hooked the corner of his mouth happily, and nodded in agreement.
Song Yan corrected: "I married Xiao Ci to our family."
Yang Luo said "Ouch", "Brother Song, has your mouth been covered with honey?"
Song Yan smiled.
Shen Ci also laughed, and said: "He, he is getting farther and farther away from the former Song Yan."
Yang Luo said with a smile: "How good it is now, the leg disease is cured, look, how handsome."
Shen Ci smiled in agreement, yes, how handsome.
Zhou Ping'an thought about it again and again, but in the end he didn't talk about his sexual orientation with his parents. If it was in the past, who would he be afraid of? He was not afraid of anyone, but now it's different. Consider the problem from someone else's point of view.
Since he graduated from high school, his parents have been planning for him to have a job with a stable income, marry a wife, and have two children...
If he told them out of the blue that he liked men, among other things, he would be able to tear the roof down.
Alas, Zhou Ping'an thought to himself, let's hide it first, and then talk about it when we find a chance.
"Hey, Ping An, who was that handsome guy who drove the Bentley that day?" Xiao Wang asked him.
Zhou Pingan frowned and asked, "Which day? Which one are you talking about?"
Xiao Wang said: "On that day, I was standing opposite and saw a Bentley parked, and a tall and handsome man came down to talk to you."
"Oh, you said Team Song." Zhou Pingan said, "More than three years ago, he was in our traffic police team leading new recruits. You were not there at that time, and you didn't see the demeanor of Team Song, or you would be fascinated too. round and round."
Xiao Wang hehe, "If he's a big beauty, it's almost the same."
Zhou Pingan hehe, raised one corner of his mouth, "I know the beauty, do you have something else to do? After eight or ten years, you will become the old king next door."
"Fuck you! I don't know beauties, so I caught a man looking at them?" Xiao Wang scolded with a smile, "I'm not a pervert."
This made Zhou Pingan frowned, and then asked, "Wang Bin, I have a question for you."
Wang Bin looked at him, "Ask, what are you talking about?"
Zhou Pingan said, "Do you think it's perverted for a man to catch another man?"
Wang Bin said: "It's not a pervert, there are problems, good women don't look at it, what do you want to look at when you catch a man?" Speaking of this smile, he joked: "If a man looks as handsome as you, I will definitely be willing to look at it twice more. Eye."
Zhou Pingan smiled, and then asked: "Then do you think it's abnormal for men to like men?"
Wang Bin, who was smiling, froze for a moment, then frowned, "Men like men? Isn't that gay?"
"Yes, gay." Zhou Ping'an was still smiling, showing his pointed canine teeth, and looking at Wang Bin with those beautiful eyes.
Wang Bin frowned and was silent for a few seconds, "Well, I don't discriminate against homosexuals, but I don't have much support for homosexuals, so I don't pay much attention to this. Look, there are no homosexuals around. This... is abnormal To be honest, there must be perverts in the homosexual group. You must know that the incidence of AIDS among homosexuals is very high. They just don't pay attention and mess around..."
Zhou Pingan was speechless, "I asked you if you were a pervert, why are you talking so much?"
Wang Bin immediately said: "I won't be abnormal, but it's not exciting. If any of our colleagues likes the same sex, I guess I have to go around him."
"..." Zhou Ping'an's handsome face darkened in an instant, and his brows twitched, "I said Wang Bin, you are too enlightened, why are you walking around, don't worry, homosexuals have high vision, you Like this, I don’t like it.”
Wang Bin was puzzled, "Why are you in such a hurry? That's what I said. Didn't you ask me this?"
Zhou Pingan squinted at him coldly, snorted, "I'm happy to be in a hurry." After finishing speaking, he ignored him and stood on the side of the road to direct traffic.
After work, Zhou Ping'an was quite depressed. His emotions were written all over his face. When eating, his parents noticed it and asked him what was wrong.
"It's okay, I'm just..." Zhou Pingan took a bite of the dumplings, glanced at his parents respectively, ate the dumplings in his mouth, and then asked tentatively: "Mom and dad, do you watch TV at home every day and play on your mobile phone?" Yes, now I have learned how to surf the Internet, have you seen a lot of new things?"
"Indeed, this network is really a good thing." Father Zhou said with a smile.
"Your dad holds a mobile phone every day and never stops. He must have seen a lot of new things."
Zhou Pingan smiled, "I also saw a lot of new things, just today I saw a young man who was about my age, he was gay, and during the reunion dinner on New Year's Eve, he confessed to his parents. Guess how his parents reacted after hearing this."
Zhou's father and Zhou's mother looked at him at the same time.
"Homosexual?" Mother Zhou frowned, as if she didn't quite understand the meaning.
"I like people of the same gender." Zhou's father explained, "For example, our son, he is a man, and he also likes men."
"That's right, that's right," Zhou Ping'an said happily, "My dad is right, that's it, I like men."
Zhou's father frowned and said "tsk", "Why do you like men, I'm comparing it to your mother."
"That's right, why do good-looking boys like boys, so many pretty girls don't like them." Zhou's mother agreed.
Zhou Pingan, "..."
Zhou's mother asked with an attitude of seeking knowledge: "Is it because there are too many boys in our country, and we can't marry a daughter-in-law before we find a same-sex marriage?"
Father Zhou nodded: "It should be, this can be regarded as finding a companion for myself when I am old."
Zhou's mother frowned and sighed, "This is all the result of patriarchy. If it's true, think about it, it's better than being lonely alone."
Dad Zhou agrees.
When Zhou Pingan heard this, he suddenly felt something was going on, and interjected with a smile: "Mom and Dad, if I can't find a wife, or I can find a gay man to live with, okay?"
"No!" The two elders said in unison.
Zhou Pingan: "..."
Zhou's mother said: "By the way, I almost forgot, you are going on a blind date on the fifth day of the lunar new year, and Grandma Li in the community told you a matchmaker."
Zhou Pingan: "..."
Nie Huai'an endured and endured, clenched his fists again and again, he had never seen such an unsuspecting little bastard.
"Ms. Nie..." Zhou Ping'an was in high spirits, "Look, my thirst for knowledge is bursting out of my eyes. I can't stop my thirst for knowledge."
"..." Nie Huai'an said angrily, "Are you picking on me?"
Zhou Pingan smiled faintly, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Yes, why are you always probing on the verge of breaking the law? As a qualified police officer, I must be responsible to you and others."
Nie Huai'an was so angry that he was speechless, so he had no choice but to promise him, "I will never do this again in the future."
"That's what you said that night too." Zhou Pingan had a distrustful expression on his face.
Nie Huai'an smiled bitterly, with helplessness and speechlessness, "What I said this time is true."
Zhou Pingan still didn't believe it.
Nie Huaian made a gesture to push him away, when the door of the study opened, it was Song Yan, he saw the two of them arguing, Zhou Pingan was still holding a pen and notebook, he couldn't help asking: "Why? Teacher Nie's signature?"
When Zhou Pingan heard it, he couldn't help laughing, "How can it be, Team Song." When he saw Song Yan, he was honest, "I asked Teacher Nie to tell me what is called a family of soldiers, civilians, fish and water."
Song Yan said: "Aren't the two of you just like a family of soldiers and civilians?"
Zhou Pingan was taken aback for a moment, then he laughed more happily.
Nie Huai'an sneered angrily, and muttered, "A virtue!" After finishing speaking, he straightened his clothes and left the study.
Song Yan asked: "Did you offend him?"
Zhou Pingan is innocent, "I didn't do anything, let alone provoke him. He is small-minded and loves to hold grudges. To be honest, Team Song, if it wasn't for the sake of you and sister-in-law, I would really take him to the police station." It’s not dignified to carry out ideological education here, I think he’s always distracted.”
Song Yan was taken aback and laughed.
Zhou Pingan said again: "There's something wrong with him, he looks so superior, he makes a mistake and still expects me to serve tea and water in a soft voice? Something wrong! This kind of person is used to it!"
Song Yan clicked his tongue, "You also have problems and occupational diseases. He was born by your sister-in-law, so don't keep catching him."
Zhou Pingan, "Captain Song, when did you become so unprincipled?"
Song Yan said harshly: "One more word, I'll take care of you." He said and gave him the finished keychain, "Look, are you satisfied?"
Zhou Pingan's eyes lit up, he took it with both hands, and smiled: "Satisfied, satisfied, so satisfied, we will always be brothers, that's great."
Zhou Ping'an couldn't put it down, was very pleasantly surprised, and hung up with the electric car key in a hurry.
Song Yan said: "Your sister-in-law will keep you for dinner, you can leave after dinner."
Zhou Pingan smiled, "Okay, I'll go thank my sister-in-law."
Nie Huai'an also stayed for this dinner. Ever since he confessed his sexual orientation, his parents have been sneering at him, and he doesn't want to go home. It's a little deserted to go back to his own place. Today is the second day of the Lunar New Year, so he decided to stay at Shen Ci for a meal However, when he sat at the dinner table, he immediately regretted it.
Compared to him, Zhou Ping'an seemed indifferent. He had no time to care about Nie Huai'an at the moment, and the focus was on Song Yan and Shen Ci.
The four chatted while eating, Zhou Pingan to be precise, Shen Ci and the three of them listened quietly, occasionally Song Yan and Shen Ci echoed a few words, only Nie Huai'an ate quietly without saying a word.
After dinner, Zhou Ping'an left, because Xu Anming and the others came, and he didn't know any of them, and he didn't want to join in the fun, so he said goodbye to Song Yan and Shen Ci, and said goodbye to Nie Huai'an before leaving. .
Nie Huai'an glanced at him indifferently, ignored him, and continued talking to Xu Anming and the others.
Song Yan and Shen Ci sent Zhou Pingan out of the house, and Zhou Pingan pushed the electric car and said, "Captain Song, sister-in-law, you go back, don't send me off, I will go straight away on the electric car."
Zhou Ping'an has always been careless. After speaking, he rode on the electric bike, waved to the two of them, and walked out of the gate of Shen's house in a blink of an eye.
Song Yan and Shen Ci stared at the direction in which he was walking away, and then looked away together when they could no longer see anyone.
"Let's go, Xiao Ci." Song Yan turned his head to look at Shen Ci, and went to hold his hand.
Shen Ci put his hands in Song Yan's palm obediently, and said, "Xiao Zhou has such a good personality and is interesting."
Song Yan squeezed Shen Ci's palm, "It's too noisy."
"It's a kind of enjoyment to see the handsome guy making a fuss." Shen Ci said with a smile.
Song Yan smiled, "You should say this in front of him, he is sure, he will be happy for several days."
Shen Ci smiled slightly, "It's quite a simple child."
"Yeah," Song Yan also smiled, "You're really awkward with a child, you're not too big."
Shen Ci smiled and said nothing, just said: "Let's go, Lao Xu and the others are still waiting."
In the living room of the house, Xu Anming and the others were chasing Nie Huai'an and asking who that handsome guy was just now.
Nie Huaian frowned, "I don't know him."
"I don't know him. He greeted you so intimately, so what are you talking about next time?" Xu Anming laughed.
Nie Huai'an said bluntly: "He is the one who got me into the police on New Year's Eve, confiscated my driver's license, and scraped my car." Speaking of this, he snorted, "You think I'm Can you be friends with him?"
When Xu Anming and the others heard this, they all laughed.
Yang Fan said: "Such a deep fate."
Nie Huai'an snorted, and didn't want to talk too much about him and that Zhou Ping'an, so he changed the subject and asked why they came here.
Peng Yaohui asked back: "You are allowed to come, we can't come?"
Nie Huaian cursed with a smile.
Xu Anming said: "It's rare that grandpa is not at home, we have to come and play with Xiaoci."
Song Yan and Shen Ci entered the house, a group of people sat and chatted as usual, played cards or went to the old man's indoor shooting room.
And Yang Fan just played with Song Yan and Shen Ci like a fart. He played with Song Yan's bullet case crafts, various aircraft models, tank models, cannon models, and various bullet case decorations.
Yang Luo said, "Brother Song, can you give me one?"
"Take whatever you want, just send a few." Song Yan packed the useless cartridge cases.
Yang Luo grinned, "Then I want three." He said and took the airplane model, tank model and cannon model respectively, and watched Song Yan tidy up the pliers and engraving pen, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Song, do you use the engraving pen? what to do?"
"Making keychains and engraving letters on bullet casings," Song Yan said.
"Your Brother Song also made me a pair of shell-cased earphones." Shen Ci showed the earphones to Yang Luo.
Yang Luo's eyes lit up, and he immediately became interested, "Brother Song, get me one, I want keychains and earphones, and teach me by the way."
Song Yan glanced at Yang Luo, and readily agreed, and the two sat there, with a pile of bullet casings in front of them, and began to fiddle with the keychain.
Shen Ci sat aside, turned on the computer and looked at the document that Nie Huaian made in the afternoon.
Second Uncle and Uncle Qiang went to play with Grandpa and Lulu, and the company was temporarily handed over to him and Third Uncle. These days, Third Uncle is busy with relatives and friends, so he naturally has to shoulder the heavy burden. The company finally started Slowly getting on the right track, he felt that he couldn't relax in the slightest.
Besides, Yang Luo, with his hard work and the help of his brother, finally convinced his parents that he was going to serve in the army this summer. He wanted to learn from Song Yan, and when he got to the army, he would show off his skills.
Song Yan taught carefully, and Yang Luo studied carefully. The two of them made a lot of models and keychains that night.
Yang Luo also used it flexibly, made a shell necklace and ring, and said to Song Yan with a smile: "Using it to chase girls is absolutely romantic." After speaking, he hurriedly added, "Chasing men is just as romantic."
There was a smile in Song Yan's eyes, and he said: "When you get there, I don't have time for you to fall in love. If you want to be a special soldier, you have to train hard."
Yang Luo fiddled with those gadgets, nodded, "I know," he raised his head and said to Shen Ci with a smile, "Brother Ci, I think you are married to Bao."
Shen Ci hooked the corner of his mouth happily, and nodded in agreement.
Song Yan corrected: "I married Xiao Ci to our family."
Yang Luo said "Ouch", "Brother Song, has your mouth been covered with honey?"
Song Yan smiled.
Shen Ci also laughed, and said: "He, he is getting farther and farther away from the former Song Yan."
Yang Luo said with a smile: "How good it is now, the leg disease is cured, look, how handsome."
Shen Ci smiled in agreement, yes, how handsome.
Zhou Ping'an thought about it again and again, but in the end he didn't talk about his sexual orientation with his parents. If it was in the past, who would he be afraid of? He was not afraid of anyone, but now it's different. Consider the problem from someone else's point of view.
Since he graduated from high school, his parents have been planning for him to have a job with a stable income, marry a wife, and have two children...
If he told them out of the blue that he liked men, among other things, he would be able to tear the roof down.
Alas, Zhou Ping'an thought to himself, let's hide it first, and then talk about it when we find a chance.
"Hey, Ping An, who was that handsome guy who drove the Bentley that day?" Xiao Wang asked him.
Zhou Pingan frowned and asked, "Which day? Which one are you talking about?"
Xiao Wang said: "On that day, I was standing opposite and saw a Bentley parked, and a tall and handsome man came down to talk to you."
"Oh, you said Team Song." Zhou Pingan said, "More than three years ago, he was in our traffic police team leading new recruits. You were not there at that time, and you didn't see the demeanor of Team Song, or you would be fascinated too. round and round."
Xiao Wang hehe, "If he's a big beauty, it's almost the same."
Zhou Pingan hehe, raised one corner of his mouth, "I know the beauty, do you have something else to do? After eight or ten years, you will become the old king next door."
"Fuck you! I don't know beauties, so I caught a man looking at them?" Xiao Wang scolded with a smile, "I'm not a pervert."
This made Zhou Pingan frowned, and then asked, "Wang Bin, I have a question for you."
Wang Bin looked at him, "Ask, what are you talking about?"
Zhou Pingan said, "Do you think it's perverted for a man to catch another man?"
Wang Bin said: "It's not a pervert, there are problems, good women don't look at it, what do you want to look at when you catch a man?" Speaking of this smile, he joked: "If a man looks as handsome as you, I will definitely be willing to look at it twice more. Eye."
Zhou Pingan smiled, and then asked: "Then do you think it's abnormal for men to like men?"
Wang Bin, who was smiling, froze for a moment, then frowned, "Men like men? Isn't that gay?"
"Yes, gay." Zhou Ping'an was still smiling, showing his pointed canine teeth, and looking at Wang Bin with those beautiful eyes.
Wang Bin frowned and was silent for a few seconds, "Well, I don't discriminate against homosexuals, but I don't have much support for homosexuals, so I don't pay much attention to this. Look, there are no homosexuals around. This... is abnormal To be honest, there must be perverts in the homosexual group. You must know that the incidence of AIDS among homosexuals is very high. They just don't pay attention and mess around..."
Zhou Pingan was speechless, "I asked you if you were a pervert, why are you talking so much?"
Wang Bin immediately said: "I won't be abnormal, but it's not exciting. If any of our colleagues likes the same sex, I guess I have to go around him."
"..." Zhou Ping'an's handsome face darkened in an instant, and his brows twitched, "I said Wang Bin, you are too enlightened, why are you walking around, don't worry, homosexuals have high vision, you Like this, I don’t like it.”
Wang Bin was puzzled, "Why are you in such a hurry? That's what I said. Didn't you ask me this?"
Zhou Pingan squinted at him coldly, snorted, "I'm happy to be in a hurry." After finishing speaking, he ignored him and stood on the side of the road to direct traffic.
After work, Zhou Ping'an was quite depressed. His emotions were written all over his face. When eating, his parents noticed it and asked him what was wrong.
"It's okay, I'm just..." Zhou Pingan took a bite of the dumplings, glanced at his parents respectively, ate the dumplings in his mouth, and then asked tentatively: "Mom and dad, do you watch TV at home every day and play on your mobile phone?" Yes, now I have learned how to surf the Internet, have you seen a lot of new things?"
"Indeed, this network is really a good thing." Father Zhou said with a smile.
"Your dad holds a mobile phone every day and never stops. He must have seen a lot of new things."
Zhou Pingan smiled, "I also saw a lot of new things, just today I saw a young man who was about my age, he was gay, and during the reunion dinner on New Year's Eve, he confessed to his parents. Guess how his parents reacted after hearing this."
Zhou's father and Zhou's mother looked at him at the same time.
"Homosexual?" Mother Zhou frowned, as if she didn't quite understand the meaning.
"I like people of the same gender." Zhou's father explained, "For example, our son, he is a man, and he also likes men."
"That's right, that's right," Zhou Ping'an said happily, "My dad is right, that's it, I like men."
Zhou's father frowned and said "tsk", "Why do you like men, I'm comparing it to your mother."
"That's right, why do good-looking boys like boys, so many pretty girls don't like them." Zhou's mother agreed.
Zhou Pingan, "..."
Zhou's mother asked with an attitude of seeking knowledge: "Is it because there are too many boys in our country, and we can't marry a daughter-in-law before we find a same-sex marriage?"
Father Zhou nodded: "It should be, this can be regarded as finding a companion for myself when I am old."
Zhou's mother frowned and sighed, "This is all the result of patriarchy. If it's true, think about it, it's better than being lonely alone."
Dad Zhou agrees.
When Zhou Pingan heard this, he suddenly felt something was going on, and interjected with a smile: "Mom and Dad, if I can't find a wife, or I can find a gay man to live with, okay?"
"No!" The two elders said in unison.
Zhou Pingan: "..."
Zhou's mother said: "By the way, I almost forgot, you are going on a blind date on the fifth day of the lunar new year, and Grandma Li in the community told you a matchmaker."
Zhou Pingan: "..."
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