Blackened readers hate me [GL]

"Give back my dried fish to the shit shoveler" in Lin Lingling's reader group, Ait Lingling: "You are the luck of a hundred ghosts!"

Readers in the group immediately exploded, what, "King of the Pit" Lin Lingling is the famous ghost of a certain website?

Lin Lingling qaq: Momo, I'm done, what should I do if I accidentally fell off my horse?

Mouth full of ink: what horse?Is there anything worse than being picked up by readers for a collection? 23333.

Lin Lingling: I'm serious, that guy who shoveled shit and returned me to Xiao Yugan knew that I was a hundred ghosts!

Mouth full of ink: Σ(っ°Д°;)っIf she knows that you went to a certain station to edit a video during your break, do you think she will kill you.

Lin Lingling: Yes! (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...

Mouth full of ink: I love you for three seconds, what's going on?How did you lose your horse?

Lin Lingling: I wanted to send you an emoji just now, but I accidentally posted it in the reader group. The shit shoveler saw it, and she guessed it.

Mouth full of ink: Are you talking about the emoji you drew?Didn't you upload it online?Just say that you downloaded it casually on the Internet, if you beat him to death and refuse to admit it, what can she do?

Lin Lingling said no, I posted watermarks on the Internet, including the earliest ones in the fan group of Bai Guixing.The one I sent you just now has no watermark, that reader is very smart and guessed it right away.

Spraying ink with his mouth full of ink, he thought for a while and said: Let’s just say that you and Hyakki are good friends, and that emoji without watermark was given to you by Hyakki.

It's not that Lin Lingling has never thought about this method, but she just feels that it is not possible, because the time of Bai Guixing's online and Lin Lingling's online time just staggers, once readers have doubts, it is difficult for you to dispel such doubts.

But now there is no better way, Lin Lingling can only insist that she and Bai Guixing are good friends, and that picture is given to her by Bai Guixing.

Many readers in the group almost believed it, but it’s a pity that Xiao Yugan, who shoveled shit, actually made a comparison between Bai Guixing’s writing style and Lin Lingling’s writing style, from the sentence patterns that both like to use to the line drawing technique that both like to use , to the modal particles that both of them like to use, I found them all.

The readers in the group were dumbfounded, the writing styles of the two people are really similar!

Lin Lingling wiped off her sweat: Bai Guixing and I met as literary friends, we have a lot of favorites in common, so it’s strange that the writing style is the same.

The shit shoveler returned my dried fish: ok, even if that's the case, how do you explain that the time when you appeared in the reader group and the time when Baigui Xing appeared in the fan group happened to be staggered.

Lin Lingling: Probably fate?

The shit shoveler gave me back Xiaoyugan: Why did Baiguixing not abandon the account early, and did not abandon the account later, but after I asked you for copyright, Baiguixing abandoned the account.

Lin Lingling pretended to be stupid: Probably because the fan circle was torturing, she didn't like to be torturing, so she gave up.

The shit shoveler returns my dried fish: No, you are obviously afraid of exposing your style by cutting it out, and you are afraid that I will know that Bai Guixing and Lin Lingling are the same person.

Yes, that's right, I was afraid that you would kill me if you found out.Let me continue to cut the "Crazy Love" series, I have no brains and I can't cut it out, please don't cut it, I'm going to cry!

Lin Lingling groaned secretly, thinking that the only solution was the last one. Although it was a little unkind, it was better than being sent a blade by a reader.

Lin Lingling approached Han Yanbei, a good friend who used to hang out with a certain website, and asked her to post a weibo about the two of them abroad, and then post another one about them in China, to prove that the two are not alone.

When Han Yanbei heard this, she almost cried: This is the first time I have seen such a miraculous thing, and I have to prove that I am not myself.Wait a minute, the boss is by my side, I'll post it after get off work.

But Lin Lingling couldn't wait any longer, that shit-shoveler, Xiaoyugan, started to blog. There was a Weibo in Lin Lingling's author's Weibo account that was automatically positioned as a certain place in Beijing, and a certain Weibo in Baiguixing's Weibo account. The Bo positioning address is exactly the same.

Lin Lingling was dying: Couldn't it be a coincidence?The heart is: fxck!Weibo positioning kills people!

The excrement shoveler joked back to me, Xiao Yugan: Actually, you can say that you have met, and you can make it up anyway.

Lin Lingling: I haven't met Ji, so there is no need to make up this!

The excrement shoveler gave me Xiaoyugan a wicked smile, and then said: "Very well, what I'm waiting for is the phrase "I've never met before", everyone, please see these two Weibo screenshots.

The first one was posted by the author in October last year, saying that the reason she stopped updating was that her cat used the keyboard to sleep, and she didn’t have a keyboard, so she didn’t have code words.

The second one was posted by Bai Guixing in January this year, and he blogged a picture of his own kitchen. "

The readers were puzzled, and spread their hands and asked: Then, what is the connection between the two and the topic we are discussing?

"Of course there is a connection!" The excrement shovel returned to me and said, "Everyone pay attention to the fish tank in the lower left corner of the second picture. Is there a cat in the reflection of the fish tank? That cat and the one that confiscated the author's big keyboard The cats look exactly the same, the same cat!"

Nani? ! ! !All the readers in the group had their jaws smashed all over the floor, it was really the same one.

Lin Lingling almost spit out a mouthful of old blood on the screen, can this be seen? ? ?

She has been very careful not to reveal any personal information on the Internet, and she has tried her best to completely stagger the online lives of Lin Lingling and Bai Guixing, but she has never counted it, and it is true that Lin Lingling is Bai Guixing. It turned out to be the cat at home!

Mouth full of ink: I told you to log off Weibo a long time ago, but you have been procrastinating, so now you have put yourself in it.

Lin Lingling: It's useless to log out, she took screenshots and saved every Weibo I posted, every single one!

Mouth full of ink: if this is not love!

Lin Lingling really wants to die, what kind of experience is it for the author to go to a certain website to fool around and be caught by readers?

Mouth full of ink indicates that this question is too high-level, and most authors cannot answer it.

Lin Lingling rolled her eyes at her: That's right, authors like you who were kicked out of the reader group by their own readers because they haven't spoken in the group for too long won't understand.

Mouth full of ink: "..."

Lin Lingling and Man Mouth sprayed each other for a while, and when they came back, they saw the fans in the group praising Ming Ting for being possessed by Conan. They were able to confirm that Lin Lingling was a hundred ghosts from the reflection of a photo, and they adored her.

Ming Ting didn't expect Lin Lingling to be Bai Guixing at first. Although Bai Guixing's essay for "Crazy Love" was very similar to Lin Lingling's writing style, the world is so big, how could it be such a coincidence.

I didn’t want Lin Lingling to post the wrong picture this time, which made Ming Ting suspicious. Later, she compared Weibo, and sure enough, the cat in the reflection of the fish tank was exactly the same as the one that occupied Lin Lingling’s keyboard to sleep last October. Only then did Ming Ting confirm that Lin Lingling was the cat. All ghosts are lucky.

Everyone in the group was high for a long time, saying that they wanted Lin Lingling to compensate them for the unfinished Crazy Love series, but unfortunately Lin Lingling didn't respond for a long time, and everyone panicked.

——Isn’t it good for us to pick up big vests like this?

——It seems that I have gone too far, the author is angry?

Lin Lingling watched the screen silently, and saw that some readers started to turn around and accuse the shit shoveler of returning my dried fish. She couldn't bear it. After thinking about it, she said in the group: I'm not angry. I haven't spoken in the group just because...

Lin Lingling paused, and then said, "It's just because, because I'm afraid of being beaten to death." And it's embarrassing to be caught by readers, isn't it?Fortunately, I still write suspense reasoning background!I can't even cover it with a vest!

Ming Ting held back for a long time, but she didn't expect that the author was so entangled with this, why did she feel a little cute?

"If you don't beat me to death, I won't beat you to death. As long as you finish editing the Crazy Love series, we will definitely not beat you to death."

Lin Lingling: Then you guys should beat me to death!

Bai Gui Xing is Lin Lingling's crazy love series. There are three episodes in total. The first episode ends when the criminal puts the policeman to sleep. Xin Wanku finally escaped, and vowed to return all the humiliations he had suffered, and send the crime to the guillotine.

Because the criminal loves the policeman, he has countless opportunities to kill Shou, but he didn't. Later, the police and the robbers confronted each other, and the criminal blocked the bullet for the policeman.

I don't know how many people cried in the second episode, Lin Lingling couldn't bear it, and promised to cut a super sweet third episode.

It's a pity that the fan circle was torn apart later, and the hundred ghosts abandoned the number, and the third super-sweet afterlife he was gone.

Now that the old story is brought up again, Lin Lingling has a headache. She really can't cut it out, but she can't stand the shouts from the readers, so she has to say that it depends on the situation, and there is no guarantee that it will be cut out.

This is a very ambiguous guarantee. Dear readers, if you see such rhetoric under the author of this article, don't believe it.

But everyone in the group seemed to be sure that the author would cut it, and they were so happy to urge updates every day.

It’s not worth mentioning in the group, as soon as Lin Lingling updated them, they ran to the text and screamed, because Lin Lingling was afraid that those pure fans would know that she was a ghost, and would cause unnecessary trouble, so the readers in the group They all tacitly kept silent.

So when Ming Ting urged Lin Lingling to cut the crazy love series under Lin Lingling's text, when it was too obvious to say, she typed a long series of meow meow, implying that Lin Lingling exposed her identity as a hundred ghosts because of cats. She edited the video, and other readers understood it in seconds, and followed suit.

The new reader is dumbfounded:

--what's the situation?This article seems to have a group of stray cats!

——It seems that some mysterious ceremony is being held, so scary, should I also meow like a cat.

Lin Lingling: "..."