Blackened readers hate me [GL]

Why do some authors like to focus on be for 100 years, and keep saying that they are their own mothers, and the protagonists are her own sons and daughters, but in a blink of an eye, her sons and daughters are either disabled at the ninth level, or they are deeply in love with each other? Annihilation of the whole army, even annihilation of the regiment, even an open ending?

Abuse Author 1: Since ancient times, masterpieces have always been bee, and no one has ever loved him!

Abuse author 2: Lu Xun said that tragedy is the destruction of valuable things for people to see, just like my wife likes to hear the sound of tearing silk, and I like the sound of valuable things being destroyed.

Abuse author 3: The characters in my works are alive, they have the right to choose their own destiny, and I respect their choice.

Reader: Fuck you, the author is God, if you want the protagonist to live, can the protagonist commit suicide by himself?

……

Lin Lingling: "Why did you write such an abusive ending to be? There is no reason, I just think this article is suitable for be!"

"Suitable for be?" The host couldn't help repeating, and various colorful bullet screens scrolled crazily on the black screen opposite.

——Big Daddy, where did you see that "The Record of the Immortals" is suitable for be?Please tell me, what kind of text is suitable for be?I'll make a detour next time.

——000 Don't explain, you are the stepmother!

——Author, you have the ability to write be, you have the ability to show your face, sonic boom?

- Your reader doesn't want to hear your explanation and throws a blade at you.

— Your readers don't want to hear your explanation and dropped a bomb on you.

- your readers don't want to hear your explanation and bludgeon ak47 at you.

— your readers don't want to hear your explanations and send you a trainload of blades.

Lin Lingling spread her hands, I didn't explain it?

On December 12th, Christmas, before Zhixing Games officially released the world's first large-scale holographic online game "The Master of the Immortals", a special game experience live broadcast was held, and the original author-Lin Lingling was specially invited to experience it for everyone .

Before the live broadcast of the game experience, Lin Lingling accepted a short interview, and millions of netizens watched the live broadcast in front of the screen with nothing.

It was the first time for an experienced host to send blades to the author, throw bombs, or even kill the author when the screen was full. He didn't know how to answer the question, so he gave Lin Lingling an embarrassed look.

Lin Lingling is as normal as everyone else, sitting in a gentle and ladylike manner opposite the host, she is outstanding in appearance and graduated from the Dance Department of Q University, while studying Chinese Language and Literature.

She could have entered the entertainment circle with her good looks and figure, but she chose to go abroad to study boring comparative literature.

The drama version of "The Record of the Immortals" has invited Lin Lingling to promote "The Records of the Immortals" many times. With Lin Lingling's cool goddess appearance and perfect resume, she can definitely speculate on the role of a goddess writer and become popular again. However, Lin Lingling resolutely refused to show her face.

"It's very clear in the agreement that I have only two obligations. One is to conduct a webcast promotion when the TV series is on the star, and the other is to experience the game and conduct evaluations before the game is released. You have promised that I will not show my face and will not Sonic boom."

Zhixing Games failed to negotiate many times, so they had to compromise, saying: "It's okay not to show your face, but it's okay to make a noise. Otherwise, you can't explain to your book fans, can you?"

Lin Lingling: "The relationship between me and my readers is just a simple relationship between hating and being hated. If I give them an explanation, they will also hate me. Is there a difference?"

Ming Ting: You are quite self-aware, huh?

Zhixing Game: "Is it really not negotiable?"

Lin Lingling: "No, you guys are so troublesome, I won't record it."

Zhixing Game: "What? Don't, don't!"

The little girl in charge of the webcast found Zhong Meixuan, and Zhong Meixuan found Ming Ting. Ming Ting: Then tell her, don't even think about taking the remaining 20% ​​of the copyright fee!

Lin Lingling immediately compromised: You are cruel!

So Lin Lingling is now sitting in the live broadcast room of Zhixing Games, with the screen blacked out, the sound processed, and an exclusive interview broadcast live.

The barrage of sending blades and throwing bombs on the screen has not finished scrolling for five or six minutes. The host can't stand it anymore. Lin Lingling still has a faint smile on his face, politely answering every question.

Host: "Next, let's move on to our "Best of Immortal Records". As an author, do you prefer which character when creating a character? Or who is your favorite? Is it Chu Yao?"

Lin Lingling: "As an author, I will not favor any one character, I am only trying to shape them.

However, in the process of writing, there will indeed be a problem of who writes more smoothly and who is easier to get stuck.Everyone will think that I prefer Chu Yao, probably because Chu Yao has a strong heroine halo, and her life is open, so I can write it more easily. "

Host: "Then who is the better writer?"

Lin Lingling: "The male protagonist is coming. He was originally the first god after Pangu created the world in ancient times and before Nuwa created human beings. In order to save the common people, he was sealed under the Kunlun Mountains together with you, and endured the torment of the ignorant fire for thousands of years. After being reincarnated, he was not only considered a disaster star, but was also hunted down by everyone in the three realms and six realms. This caused him to struggle on the edge of good and evil, good and evil, black and white, and light and dark. The actor who played Changlin was great, and he played the god of Changlin Between good and evil, it should be said that Chang Lin is the hero I love the most..."

Before the words finished, a barrage filled the screen: "You feel sorry for him and you still let him go crazy, bloodbathed the Qingchu Xuanmen, and was sealed under the Kunlun Mountain again? You still say you are not a stepmother?"

host:"……"

Lin Lingling pretended she hadn't seen it, and added, "There isn't one."

Barrage: I want to send you blades, I want to send you bombs...

The host's inner os: What should I do, I feel that Lin Lingling's readers will crawl out of the barrage at any time and wash the live broadcast room, can you still live happily?

Host: "Ahem, do you have a favorite character? You will enter the game later to experience this brand new holographic online game technology. Which character would you choose to be?"

Lin Lingling thought for a while: "Wen Suling."

Host: "Wen Suling is your favorite?"

Lin Lingling: "Almost."

Lin Lingling hadn't finished speaking yet, and the bullet screen was full of words: "Stepmother! You love her the most and you let her go out of her mind?"

The corner of Lin Lingling's mouth twitched, and she glanced at the screen, and a red barrage of aunts rolled across the screen: The author wishes you to transmigrate into your own article, all members will be blackened, and the ending will be wiped out.

The smile on the host's face froze, carefully observing Lin Lingling's reaction, for fear that she would turn off the live broadcast room if she disagreed.

Lin Lingling instead smiled at her, and explained: "Did it scare you? My readers are like this. They are more ruthless under my article, but they have restrained a lot here. After all, Jinjiang is not like yours. There is also barrage etiquette, in Jinjiang, readers can scold whoever they want, it's very casual."

The host laughed dryly: "Oh, that's it, ha~ha~ha~" Why did I take the job of interviewing Lin Lingling?Why should I choose the moderator industry?Why do I have to live until now?

I want to quit the circle!

Lin Lingling said in her heart: To be honest, I don’t want to do live interviews, I just want to finish testing the game quickly and go home to pet cats.

The host quickly changed the topic, "Now we will enter the question-and-answer session. Later, our author will enter the game to experience the game for us. Hurry up, everyone. If you have any questions, please click 'I want to speak'. Okay, this is Netizens of 'Dajing Reservoir' please ask questions."

Dajing Reservoir: "Hello author, I don't want to say anything about the ending of "The Record of Immortals", and you won't change it anyway. I just want to ask about the article "Multiple Personalities: Twelve Constellations" Time has changed, it has been more than four years and almost five years, and the ending is..."

"Let's be busy for a while. After experiencing this game, I will start writing when I go back. Theoretically, it is he, and the protagonists will live happily together."

Barrage: Why do you want to add the word "theoretically", I always have a bad feeling.

The host hurriedly called the next netizen before the teasing started.

Ming Ting hurriedly pressed the speak button. In fact, no matter how fast she pressed it or slowly, the right to speak was hers. Who told her that she was the boss of Zhixing Games.

The barrage was discussing why it was theoretical, and I always felt that I was going to be again. Ming Ting snorted coldly, and waited for Lin Lingling to go in and come out again.

Adjusted the microphone, and also processed my own voice:

The shit shoveler returned me to Xiao Yugan: "Speaking of which, the author, you have cheated so many articles and written so many bes, are you not afraid that the readers and protagonists who are cheated by you will come to you?"

Lin Lingling: "That's why I wrote the protagonist to death, and didn't fill in the old pits! That way they won't be able to crawl out."

Readers: I am speechless.

Ming Ting: "Did you ever think that one day you would transmigrate into your own essays when you wrote them? Like some current themes, such as transmigrating books and games..."

Lin Lingling: "I never thought about it, even if it will be transmigrated into my article, I am the author, what am I afraid of?"

Ming Ting: "Even if all the members are blackened, will the group be wiped out in the end?"

As soon as these words came out, the bullet screen: Who is this person, he really understands the hearts of readers!Why did you ask several questions in a row, is there a background?

Ming Ting smiled, I don't have a backstage, I am the backstage!

Lin Lingling disdains, you guys try my best to imitate me in all kinds of articles, if you say that I am afraid, I will lose!

Ming Ting said yes, the author is great, I will wish you a good time later. "One last question, do you think you are a good writer?"

"Yes!" Lin Lingling cheekily said the famous sentence: "I will stop updating, I will cheat, and I will be, but I know that I am a good author."

The barrage is full: Author, you are so innocent and unpretentious, the authors who co-authored those daily updates outside are all coquettish bitches!

With such a thick skin, Ming Ting said, "...I'm fine now."

……

After the Q&A session, the host then introduced the features, performance, rules and game room environment of this holographic online game.

Guided by the staff, Lin Lingling entered the game room to prepare.Netizens watching the live broadcast finally no longer have to be keyboard warriors facing the black screen with barrage scrolling.

Almost at the same time, Ming Ting went down from the administrative stairs on the 33rd floor of Zhixing Games, went straight to the game cabin, and entered the game cabin next door with Lin Lingling.

After the game introduction, the host finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Lin Lingling was also ready.

"Okay, friends, the following game experience time will be live broadcasted by Lin Lingling, the original author of "The Record of the Immortal Master", thank you everyone!"

The door of the game warehouse was slowly closed, and just before Lin Lingling closed her eyes, she saw a casual smile on the face of the staff who guided her.

The author is very big, I wish you a happy game and have fun!

****

There is endless darkness around, no sound can be heard, and time seems to stand still.

Xiao Yi didn't know how long it took before he saw a ray of light in the darkness, that ray of light became bigger and brighter, as dazzling as the sun at noon.

There is the wind blowing by my ears, and the sound of all things growing in the distant valley is heard. Spring is smearing layers of green representing life along the altitude.

At the entrance of a cave on this towering mountain peak, the winter plums that have gone through the cold winter slowly bloom, and the cold and quiet fragrance diffuses into the cave...

"Congratulations to the player who has reached the magic baby stage!"

Xiao Yi suddenly opened her eyes and sat up, the dazzling sunlight came in from outside the cave, so bright that she couldn't open her eyes.

"Hello, player, welcome to the record of mastering the immortals. I am the guidance system responsible for guiding you through the game. In the next time, I will guide you through the game. The following is the novice guide..."

A male sweet synthetic voice sounded in his ear, Lin Lingling stretched out his hand to block the sunlight, it took a long time to get used to the brightness, he looked curiously at the clothes he was wearing, and at the surrounding environment.

Princess Wen Suling of the demon world is a fox demon who has cultivated to the demon infant stage. She cultivates in the Xunfeng Cave of Qianji Mountain, the junction of the demon world and the human world.

The Xunfeng Cave is warm in winter and cool in summer. There is a natural skylight on the top of the cave, which is covered with a transparent glass cover with seven stars holding the moon. Every winter and spring, the sunlight will shine on the stone platform in the cave. Like a cat, lazily basking in the sun, very comfortable.

Xiao Yi stretched his muscles, stood up slowly, and looked around. The sun shines through the glass cover engraved with intricate patterns, casting a bright and dazzling sunlight in the hole, a radiant radiance.

The restoration of the scene is very high, Xiao Yi feels that the Xunfeng Cave in his mind is probably nothing more than this, it seems that the person in charge of the Record of the Immortals is quite attentive.

A translucent screen appeared 50 centimeters in front of Xiao Yi with the sound of the system. There were three progress bars on the top of the screen, which were stamina value, experience value, and task completion.

Player information and tasks pop up in the middle of the screen:

Player role: Wen Suling.

Player identity: princess of the devil world.

Magic repair stage: magic baby.

Special Skill: Charm.

Old enemies: Chu Yao, Yu Jinghong.

Final mission: Change the ending of the original book and dominate the Record of the Immortals.

Main task 1: Enter the Dayan Sect and steal the Qingtian Jade Pendant.

Mission description: Players will randomly trigger main missions and side missions during the game. The system will reward players with experience potions, spirit stones and pills according to their completion. Experience potions can increase physical strength and cultivation progress...

Xiao Yi listened carefully, and turned on the barrage switch at the bottom of the screen. The few barrages on the barrage suddenly became more and more. Millions of netizens were watching the live broadcast of the famous game, asking how the game experience was.

"The background is well done, but the sense of reality is a bit lacking." Xiao Yi said as he picked up a crystal wine glass next to him, "Add chicken legs to those who designed the props. It's all real."

I looked at the other objects next to me, and when I turned around, there was a bang, and something fell. Wait a minute, what part of me touched it?

Xiao Yi thought of something, looked back in disbelief, let out an ah, and subconsciously shouted: "There are monsters!"

Barrage 1: What, what, how can there be monsters?

Barrage 2: Ahhh, what a big fox tail, it scares me to death.

The system is full of black lines: Hello player, that is your tail, you are also a monster.

The onlookers reacted: Hahaha, I laughed so hard, didn’t the author say that the sense of reality is not enough?How can I be scared by my own tail hahaha...

Xiao Yi touched the part where the tail was connected to his body with a bit of embarrassment, it actually seemed to grow out of his body, and it still hurt when he pinched it.

Damn, is it necessary to be so real?

System: The player has just traveled to the game world, and it is normal for the player to be temporarily unable to adapt to the role identity. Please try to control the tail and quickly adapt to this body.

Adapting to your sister, isn't that the same as learning to wag your tail?Xiao Yi asked the system if there was any way to quickly retract the tail.

System: Yes, the player has 10 hint opportunities, is it a waste of a hint opportunity to get a quick way to retract the tail?

Xiao Yi hesitated, and the netizens couldn't wait.

——Can the author take back your fox tail, it blocks the screen.

——I really want to see what the author with a fox tail looks like hahaha, this game is too poisonous.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast outside the game saw the same world as Xiao Yi saw. There was such a long and fluffy fox tail, which swayed in the hole with Xiao Yi's emotions, knocking over things from time to time, standing up taller than a human. long.

Xiao Yi was worried that this thing would strangle her to death if she was not careful, so she quickly exchanged a reminder for a way to retract her tail.

After retracting the tail, there was a mournful long cry from outside the cave, Xiao Yi walked outside the cave, a golden falcon was circling in the sky, flying lower and lower, Xiao Yi stretched out his arm, let the falcon land on her arm.

Eagle Falcon held a piece of tortoise shell in its mouth, and it said that the Qingtian Jade Pendant was found in Dayanzong, and the queen asked her to steal it.

System: Congratulations to the player for triggering the mission. Please go to Wulu Sect, pretend to be a victim, cheat Chu Yao's trust, and sneak into Dayan Sect.

"Okay." Xiao Yi raised his eyes and looked, with Qianji Peak as the boundary, to the south, everything grows, full of vitality; to the north, there is no grass, and life is devastated.

Xiao Yi tried to pinch the Yufeng Jue, and his body was suspended. The bullet screen: Author, author, how do you feel, do you feel weightless?How does it feel to fly?

"It feels pretty good. The feeling of the wind blowing on your face when you fly is very real." Xiao Yi opened his hands and flew south. Along the way, he could see clusters of blooming flowers under the valley, and swarms of birds flying in groups. Butterflies are like a fairyland. "The scene is beautiful, add chicken legs to the artist."

When the audience saw the scene in the game, they shouted that the scene is amazing, when will the game helmet be released, and they really want to play.

Xiao Yi: "Game helmets will go on sale on January 1 after the live broadcast of the game is over. The game helmets have similar functions to the game compartment, but the game compartment can provide nutrient solution all the time. Players can continue to play until the end of the game. Exit the game once every four hours, so that players can eat, work and other daily activities, it is available on the official website of Mingyang Games, and you can make an appointment.”

After Xiao Yi finished speaking, the customer service girl posted the official website of Mingyang Games on the bullet screen very forcefully. When everyone saw the author of the original work, they agreed and placed orders one after another. Within a few minutes, the bullet screen was full of words: "Already ordered." "Oops It's over, it's almost gone." "It's over, it's sold out."

Xiao Yicai said quietly: "Who is that customer service girl? Just remember, I advertised your company just now, and your boss said that an advertisement will give you 10 yuan. Remember it, and we will end it together at that time."

Everyone: ...can the author show some face?

Xiao Yi smiled unkindly, suddenly smelled a very fragrant smell, thought for a while, turned around, and flew towards the Fancheng below.

System: Player, what are you going to do?

Netizen: Author, what are you going to do?

Xiao Yi stood in front of the wonton stall, and the wonton vendor asked her: Little sister, do you want to buy wontons?

Xiao Yi looked at her attire, well, although Wen Suling has the cultivation level of the magic baby stage, her actual age is only 12 years old when converted into a human being, she is called a little sister, there is nothing wrong with it.

"A bowl of wontons." Xiao Yi bought a bowl of wontons with the money he got from selling hairpins just now, and after eating them deliciously, he walked all the way to buy them and ate through the whole street.

Netizens: The author is really awesome, he has eaten through the whole street, you have a mission, okay? My dear, can you be more serious?

System prompt: Please leave Brahma City as soon as possible and go to Wuluzong, please leave Brahma City as soon as possible and go to Wuluzong.

Xiao Yi ignored the red and bold prompts from the system, and bought another piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, "It's delicious!"

System & Netizens: "..."

Fancheng is the most prosperous city in the human world, and there are many snack streets in it. Xiao Yi usually writes this paragraph at night, and every time he writes, he gets hungrier, but there is nothing delicious in the refrigerator, so he can only eat more It's really torture to write more and more hungry.

It’s rare to pass by Brahma City this time, so what if you don’t have a good meal, the taste in the holographic online game is real, but the energy is virtual, that is to say, no matter how much you eat, you won’t get fat, and if you don’t eat for nothing, you won’t get fat.

"Don't worry, I'm the author, I'm cheating, I know what to do."

Through Xiao Yi's eyes, the majority of netizens saw the black spots flying in the distance keep enlarging, and tremblingly said, "You, are you sure?"

A tall and strong black figure with a height of ten feet slammed down on the place where Xiao Yi was standing just now. The next moment, a tall man in Tsing Yi landed on that person and punched him viciously.

"Although I was born in a poor and humble background, I have never done anything to be sorry for others. I just want to live a simple life and be an ordinary person. Why do you humiliate me like this? You also burned the only relic left to me by my mother." Oh, what did I do wrong, you want to treat me like this?"

The veins on the man's forehead popped out, and he punched the man one after another. Spring thunder exploded in the sky, and spring was coming.

The people on the street had already run away in fright, and the sky had darkened at some point, Xiao Yi hid behind a wall, wondering why Chang Lin had started to resist so early.

Logically speaking, the male lead would have endured the humiliation until Wen Suling got mixed up with the Dayan Sect, and then rose up to resist.Just as he was thinking, a bunch of thug-like figures came from behind, Chang Lin took out the hand bones of this man, used them as weapons, and ruthlessly eliminated those people at lightning speed.

Xiao Yi: This is not rising up and resisting, this is blackening, okay?

System: All staff blackened: 1, 14/√.

Xiao Yi: All staff blackened?What the hell?

System: Oh, I forgot to tell the players. This story is strictly based on the original author's side story. The player diverted to Brahma City, triggering the blackening plot of all members. I wish you a happy game.

Xiao Yi: I can't be happy!