Wall-facer [full-time x three-body]

Wall-facer [full-time x three-body]

Author: Norman is not slow

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In order to fill in this new article accidentally published by a stupid author, I wrote a short story to make up for it... _(:3」∠)_

Sociology professor Luo Ji, who was worried about his future because Shi Qiang took him away, woke up and found that he had signed a contract with someone else to become a professional horse monkey shochu player.

Luo Ji: Wait, is there something wrong?Shouldn't we be preparing how to resist alien invasion?

Bao Rongxing: Come on, little brother!What we are playing now is Glory, not Interstellar Journey!

Ye Xiu: Why did Concealed Light finally improve his technology and return to the pre-liberation overnight?

Chen Guo: I said, can our team still do well? ? ?

...don't ask me what the hell this story is about.

[Even the name of the text is messed up...

#Although (should) not be cheated, the update time is estimated to be very random...#

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Wallfacers also want to play Glory!

Luo Ji is a little confused now.

"Hey, little brother! Get up quickly, it seems that I will exercise your drinking capacity in the future!" A guy who looks like a gangster is looking down at him, shaking his shoulders violently with his hand, making him a little nervous. The dizzy head was even more dizzy.

"What? We're here?" Luo Ji tried to prop himself up, and then suddenly realized that he was not sleeping in a sleeping bag.

He frowned and looked around. He was obviously lying in some ground structure, not on an airplane.

Luo Ji looked at the gangster in front of him again and asked, "Where's Da Shi?"

"What big history and small history? Are you going to the toilet?" The other party looked a little confused, "It's over, it's over, Concealed Light, you're still drunk!"

After finishing speaking, he began to shake Luo Ji even more vigorously: "Hey! Wake up! We haven't won the championship yet!"

"..." Luo Ji could only barely see the other party's long hair dangling in the dizzy situation, and couldn't help but think of the interrogation method that Shi Qiang had mentioned before, in which several bad faces and one bad face were interrogated. Trance.

Why, a black face made me shake myself so much that even my parents didn't know each other. Wouldn't it be the end of the game for a few black faces to come out together? !

Luo Ji tried to stop the movement of the person in front of him: "Wait... I'm a little dizzy, what's going on now?"

The long-haired man slapped his thigh—even though he patted Luo Ji's thigh: "Little brother, don't you remember? I am your boss, Baozi! We are all going to follow the boss to become professional players now, you I can't cook like this anymore!"

Baozi looked very distressed: "It seems that I usually exercise too little for you, which makes you so unprogressive..."

"Wait, wait, who is the boss?" Luo Ji felt that he was even more confused than before boarding the plane.

"You don't even remember the boss? I am your boss, and the boss is a great god!"

… Luo Ji fell into deep doubt for a moment. Could it be that the fleet of Trisolarans has successfully reached the speed of light and reached the earth, and the person who is talking to him now is an alien?

Luo Ji threw away this absurd idea, and tried to continue to establish a normal communication with the atypical earthlings in front of him: "So, why do you want me to become a professional gamer?"

"That's right! Hurry up, they're about to leave, let's hurry up too." Baozi urged Luo Ji impatiently, "Today is the first day, if it's too late, they might have grabbed several bosses!"

"...BOSS???" Luo Ji remained in a state of ignorance the whole time, and was dragged into an Internet cafe by this steamed stuffed bun.

"Hey, are you here?" There were only two people sitting on the second floor of the Internet cafe, discussing something.Seeing someone coming, one of them looked younger and raised his head. "We are helping you design future training plans, and everyone will train according to this every day."

Luo Ji suddenly became nervous.Although there seemed to be some derailed links before, is it really going to show the real reason for his coming this time?

...but why in an Internet cafe?

Luo Ji tried his best to shake off the question of "why did he fly all the way to an ordinary Internet cafe for some training?" and looked at the computer screens of the two of them.

It was completely different from what he had imagined. The screens of the two of them neither displayed any information content, nor were they lined up with programming languages ​​that filled the screen, but looked more like...more like some kind of online game.

game?

"Is this the Three-Body Problem?" Luo Ji thought of the most likely answer, "Doesn't that game need to run in a virtual reality environment?"

"Virtual reality? Luo Ji, what nonsense are you talking about so early in the morning?" Another face in front of the screen also looked up, "Hey Baozi, did you make this kid stupid after you went back last night?"

"Impossible! My younger brother has never had such a problem!" Baozi turned to the person before him, "Mingguang's condition is not very good today, but don't worry, boss, I promise to make him a qualified professional player as soon as possible of!"

"Excuse me, is Concealed Light my code name?" Luo Ji carefully glanced at the legendary 'boss'.

'Boss' smiled, "Luo Ji, you are indeed a little strange today. Code name? About the same."

Luo Ji suddenly became serious.

"Is it convenient to reveal our next mission?" He said, "Is it... related to the earth's fortifications?"

"Oh?" Baozi took up the conversation enthusiastically, "Little brother, you also play Star Trek? Let me tell you, for a rookie like you, it's better to hang out with the boss..."

"What's all this mess?" Cangsanglian stood up, "Luo Ji, have you been bewitched today?"

"Oh, what's your name?" Luo Ji felt that this vicissitudes-faced face had an aura very similar to Shi Qiang, so he felt that he was very kind.

The vicissitudes of life showed shock on his face: "I'm sorry, Luo Ji, it's a good thing you are still a high-achieving student. I forgot the name I introduced to you yesterday?"

He pointed to himself: "Don't forget about me in the future, I'm Wei Chen who worked out the skill point strategy with you." Wei Chen raised his chin to the people next to him, "This All Glory is the most shameless, obscene and most The one with no lower limit is of course Ye Xiu."

Several people came in one after another, and he introduced them one by one.

"We will be a team from now on, and we will enter the professional circle together and become the championship hahaha!" Wei Chen patted Luo Ji on the shoulder hard.

"Professional circle? Championship?" Luo Ji saw that the two of them had returned to the work in front of them, so he pulled Baozi aside and asked, "What are we going to do now?"

"Does it need to be said?" Baozi shook his long hair, "Boss is busy now, it seems that I can only let me guide you personally!"

As he spoke, he pushed Luo Ji to a computer, then took out a card from his pocket and inserted it into the machine beside him.

...Wait, when did he have this card in his pocket?

"And then? What am I going to do?" Luo Ji looked at a figure appearing on the screen, feeling a little confused.

Baozi's voice sounded very natural: "Of course I'm going to fight monsters. Look, it's not bad over there."

Luo Ji tried to manipulate the character to go that way, but was killed after a few blows.

"Uh. Dead." He was a little embarrassed. He didn't usually play online games very much, and his skills were of course average, let alone in this game that he had never played before.

"It's over!" Baozi suddenly yelled, "You must have lost your mind because of your poor technology and grief!"

As he spoke, he began to tap Luo Ji on the head: "How can I get back to the original state?"

"..." You don't need to say that about him, do you? !Luo Ji finally couldn't bear it anymore, "Why on earth do I want to play this game? What does this have to do with professional players?"

Baozi stopped at a fixed point and kept tapping on that place: "Ah? Aren't we just going to become professional players in this game?"

...? ? ?

Before coming here, Luo Ji thought about many possibilities.For example, he knew some secrets that he should not know, so he was taken for interrogation; or, what is the background of the woman who just reached a great harmony in life with him; or, he even thought of this possibility, the country invited He went to participate in activities related to resisting the invasion of the Three-Body World.

But he still never expected that he came all the way to this Internet cafe under the escort of fighter planes and military police, just to become a professional online game player!

What's the meaning?The country recognizes the fact that it is impossible for the earth to defeat the three-body problem, and decides to throw all human beings into the two-dimensional world of online games?

... Luo Ji himself felt that this idea was too ridiculous.

He still didn't give up: "What about after becoming a professional player?"

"Of course it is to win the championship!"

"What about after winning the championship?"

"After that? Uh..." The other party's expression seemed to be short-circuited for a moment, "We have a good celebration?"

"..." It might be difficult to talk to this guy.Luo Ji stood up, questioned everyone in the room around the corner, and got the same result.

"We're going to be pros, goals, championships!!!"

"..."

Luo Ji's train of thought kept slipping in the direction of conspiracy theory—because he realized that if he didn't explain it this way, the whole thing would be too unbelievable!

He is about to become a professional online game player, and then follow this group of unreliable players