protect our bun

At 8 o'clock on Saturday night, in bedroom 707 on the B12 floor, a certain fat man who had vowed to lose weight [-] times on the bed struggled to turn over, his eyes glanced at the empty chairs in front of the opposite table.

Jiwa: "Where is this grandson, is he dating again?!"

Qi Feng glanced at the time, turned around and took a coat and put it on his body: "Don't wait for him, let's double row first."

Qi Feng is a third-year student at Nantah University. Three months ago, he became famous in the first battle because of three consecutive solo kills in the mid laner Fei Yang of the active King of Glory.

Blogger Wu: My God!My flying god was abused!impossible!Kneeling and begging to check the title!

I only play Zhongfu: If you know how to play, you can tell at a glance, Feiyang can't move, the opposite is the real master, I worship!

Tu Lufan: It's not that Feiyang can't move, it's because the opposite is too good!Which young lady has a Dashen Weibo account.

In the early morning of the next day, Qi Feng's games and WeChat went viral. Poor Qi Feng just played a game before going to bed, and was hung up on Weibo hot searches all day long.

[The No. [-] mid laner in the national server is brutally abused by passers-by!Feiyang can't fly anymore! 】

As soon as Qi Feng woke up, he saw that dozens of voices had been discussed in the dormitory group, and he just slid his hand to click on the latest one.

Tang Yuan's weeping voice came from the receiver: "You are well-developed, you guys must find a foreign girl to make love to."

Qi Feng frowned, what's the matter?

Then, after Tang Yuan's 5-minute voice call, Qi Feng finally figured out the cause and effect. The so-called overnight fame is nothing more than that.

The video of him solo killing Feiyang was too popular, and the person who posted it didn't code his name, so he couldn't die. Qi Feng's Weibo had the same name as the game ID. Looking at the tens of thousands of fans he gained overnight , Qi Feng had a headache.

Qi Feng's Weibo has not been used much since he applied for it. He usually hangs on his computer, and anyone who uses his computer to open the webpage can log in directly. Pick two from the girls who privately message you?"

In those two days, it was not only a group of fans who sent private letters to Qi Feng, but also several live streaming platforms. At the beginning, Qi Feng declined them one by one. Until the last one, Tang Yuan hugged Qi Feng's thigh with tears streaming down his face and said: " Old Qi, Brother Qi, Master Qi, Dad, why don't you think about it again, the signing fee is not low."

"I can't be exposed on this kind of platform, and it's not like you don't know."

"I know, but they didn't say you have to show your face, so why don't you talk to them anyway." Tang Yuan persuaded earnestly, "Besides, I'm not bragging, you are really no worse than those professional players. If you don’t live broadcast at this level, it’s too blind.”

In the end, Qi Feng had a brief chat with the platform under Tang Yuan's hard work. In view of Qi Feng's student status, the platform only required that Qi Feng's monthly live broadcast should not be less than 30 hours. , after all, the platform was originally aimed at Qi Feng's technology and popularity. In e-sports games, technology and appearance cannot coexist. This is definitely a truth.

It's just that when I saw Qi Feng's one-inch photo later, I was severely slapped in the face.

Tang Yuan patted Qi Feng's shoulder gratefully: "Brother, your decision is too wise. Tell me, what time are you talking about? As long as you live broadcast, buddy will bring you tea and water!"

Ji Wa hurriedly answered: "Don't, the fire is already on fire, don't care about holding two more, in the future you live broadcast, we will be three rows with you."

Zhang Haoyang pushed his glasses: "Then I..."

The other two said in unison: "You get the gold first!"

After Qi Feng re-logged into the game, he deleted countless people who came to search for the game ID to add friends after hearing the news, leaving only one - TW and Feiyang.

At this moment, Qi Feng clicked on the dialog box in the lower right corner of the game interface, and Feiyang's news came quickly.

TW, Feiyang: The live broadcast is 3 minutes late.

Seven King: Why don't you practice staring at me?

TW, Feiyang: I'm not staring at you?I won't stare at you anymore, my fans are gone!Dear viewers watching the live broadcast, I am TW Feiyang, the former No. [-] mid laner in the national server, and now the No. [-] fan of Seven Kings. Please support me a lot...

Qi Feng didn't bother to reply, he hastily typed a word: Get lost.

As soon as Jiwa moved the bed, there was a creaking sound. Qi Feng knocked on the table, too lazy to look at the person who wrapped himself in a quilt, and said, "Can you pay attention to your image? Anyway, you are also a good person." Live streamer."

Jiwa rolled her eyes, took a bite of half of the bread that was stuck on the quilt, and said while chewing: "What are you afraid of, you don't turn on the camera, you don't know that you fans are fascinated by my voice ...Oh, let’s stop talking, let’s stop talking.”

It was less than 5 minutes after Qi Feng started the live broadcast, the number of online viewers had soared to 200 million, and the barrage flashed across the computer screen.

[Master Chihuahua, there is really no such thing, you must have misunderstood. 】

[Hahahahaha, Chihuahua is narcissistic enough, I like it. 】

【Why?What about glutinous rice balls?No third row today? 】

Qi Feng picked up a useful barrage and replied: "The glutinous rice balls will come later, I will queue up with the Chihuahua first."

The calm voice was transmitted through the microphone to the ears of more than 200 million people who were watching the live broadcast. Zhan Xingchen, who was hiding under the quilt watching the live broadcast, blushed. Fortunately... there were no pigeons.

Chihuahua sent another WeChat message to Tang Yuan. Seeing that no one responded, he simply gave up on the traitor: "This grandson is definitely a target, and I won't reply to WeChat. Hey, wait a minute, I also have a great god among my friends, 45 stars, Why don't you pull it over three rows?"

Qi Feng didn't care about it, since he added Feiyang to his account, he had turned off friend applications, but Jiwa had a hundred or so friends, more than half of them were kings alone.

Qi Feng first pulled Jiwa over from the friend list, and then said: "You pull people."

Thinking about the end of the season, Ji Wa excitedly invited people who ranked first in the online friend list except Qi Feng to get two more stars by relying on these few hands.

Jiwa's perception of herself is very accurate. Apart from beauties among her friends, she is a great god, but looking at this ID... Jiwa was full of joy and typed the word "Take a lie" in the dialog box, and was going to send it out as soon as someone came in. Because this is likely to be not only a great god, but also a beautiful god.

However, Jiwa's joy did not last for three seconds, and a dialog box popped up on the screen - the other party rejected your invitation.

Jiwa leaned back, and sent out the two pre-typed words by the way: "I'm pretending to be half-baked with grandpa! I haven't invited you yet! Damn, double row is double row!"

The invitation to the "Beauty God" failed, and only Qi Feng could see the word "take me to lie down" sent by Ji Wa, Qi Feng questioned: "You want to take me to lie down? Are you sure?"

Ji Wa was so angry that he didn't speak, Qi Feng continued: "Everyone in the audience is blessed, today the Chihuahua God will lead me to the top."

The barrage was followed by a sea of ​​joy.

【Hahahahaha, everyone, don't move, I'll laugh for a while..."】

[666, sexy Chihuahua, rejected online. 】

[This is a Chihuahua, if my god invites me, who would dare not come. 】

[Hey, don't brag about the one in front, my family Feiyang won't come. 】

[Feiyang fans, please be kind, I don't know who wanted to steal my traffic just now. 】

"Okay, let's go." Qi Feng had never intended to intervene in the fan chatter in the live broadcast room, and said to Ji Wa who was kicking his legs against the bed, "Heroes are banned."

For the safety of the iron frame bed, Ji Wa temporarily gave up the idea of ​​continuing to vent, thinking in her heart that this guy would be blocked just now when the round was over.

The rules of the game system of Glory of Kings, when players above the diamond rank enter the qualifying match, the two sides rotate the banned heroes, also called BP, there are a total of four places, and the banned heroes cannot be used by both sides.

Generally, both sides will ban the heroes who are brainless and strong for the season, or who are too specific to the heroes they want to use, but no matter how they choose, Angela is not a suitable candidate.

A junior mage who has no displacement is only for players to adapt to the game, and the rank above diamond is rarely used. Jiwa's ban is directly equivalent to wasting a ban position.

Qi Feng clicked his tongue, and said in a nonchalant way: "Chihuahua is worthy of being a great god, and you are the first one who banned Angela with the five stars of the king."

Jiwa gritted her teeth: "Damn it, it's all my grandson's fault for making me slippery. I remember him. What's his name... big bread!"

At this moment, Ji Wa has completely forgotten that she was still fantasizing about the other party being a beautiful woman a minute ago.

Qi Feng couldn't help laughing, as long as no one is fighting for the first game, Qi Feng will mostly choose the jungler, and Li Bai will choose it in one hand, Ji Wa shook his head: "I won't assist you, I can't find your position."

Li Bai is a jungler with one skill and three stages of displacement. The first and second skills rush forward, and the third skill falls back to the original place. But when to return and whether to return, it all depends on the player's choice.

Ji Wa once used Zhang Fei's second skill to target Li Bai's shield three times in a row and failed, and then completely gave up on this master.

From then on, Ji Wa swore that she would rather die by herself than assist Qi Feng.

Not surprisingly, Qi Feng's Li Bai quickly ended the game with a score of 13-1-2.

Jiwa didn't have time to look at her output data, and immediately found the "big bread" who had dared to refuse her invitation just now, and was about to block the black button, but just about to press the black button, another message popped up on the screen.

[Little Breadman invites you to form a team and rank 5V5 Canyon of Kings]

"Hey! This grandson dares to invite me!" Ji Wa was gearing up, "Come on, Qi Feng, help me abuse him!"

While talking, Ji Wa had already accepted the other party's invitation to form a team, and even pulled Qi Feng over with him. As soon as Qi Feng entered the team room, before he had time to speak, the other party impatiently started the game.

Qi Feng was speechless, turned his head and glanced at Ji Wa, who was ready to abuse others, and asked: "We are a team, how can we abuse?"

"Fuck! That's right! I forgot!" Jiwa slapped his forehead in remorse, and then continued to play tricks, "Then, don't care what hero he chooses, don't give him money, and suppress his development!"

"As for it, I'll just reject you for one round, maybe it's a slip of the hand."

"Why didn't I let Laozi lose face in front of 300... oh no, more than [-] million fans, he has committed a great crime!"

Qi Feng couldn't bear to look at the barrage, sure enough, the formation was neat, and there was a single sentence - Chihuahua, please recognize the truth, you have no fans.

Qi Feng didn't take it seriously at first, but as soon as he entered the BP interface, that poor little guy who was inexplicably remembered by Ji Wa suddenly sent a message.

Little Breadman: Which hero is banned?

The little bread man on the fourth floor didn't dare to ban the hero directly, but asked cautiously.

"Angela!" Ji Wa replied with sharp eyes and quick hands, still muttering, "Damn, I can't be ashamed of myself alone."

Who knew that when Jiwa sent out a word, people pretended not to see it, and they didn't ban heroes for a long time. They didn't ban Zhang Liang until the last second of the time limit—a middle-choice player with multi-party control skills, who was not a must-choice for banning. single mage.

Jiwa was even angrier now, and immediately converted the text with voice and sent a message.

Chihuahua: I can’t help but ask, are you playing with me?

After a while, the opponent didn't reply until the BP of both sides ended.

Little Bread Man: I'm asking about the Seven Kings.

"Damn it!" Ji Wa's expression was horrific, and she instantly turned her fire on to Qi Feng, "Tell me, did you do it on purpose? Why do you still have fans of yours among my friends?!"

Qi Feng was inexplicably attracted by the words "Little Bread Man", and smiled, "I'm just joking, Lao Ji, aren't all your friends besides Tangyuan and Lao Zhang my fans?"

Jiwa: "..."

This round was still going smoothly, Qi Feng rarely chose the shooter in the high-end king round, Ji Wa adhered to the principle of not supporting Qi Feng even if he died, and chose the top laner Bodhidharma, and Xiaobao chose Zhuang Zhou.

Little Breadman: I think the opposite side has a lot of control, so choose this to assist you, okay?

At this time, Ji Wa was still angry, as if her cabbage had been picked up by a pig, and she rushed ahead of Qi Feng and replied: "What's the matter? You don't know if you are the king of seven kings and you are the only one to dominate!" ?

Little Breadman: Then I will play wild.

In fact, what Jiwa said is correct. Qi Feng generally doesn’t play shooters. develop comfortably.

But people are sometimes impulsive.

Qi Feng saw that Zhuang Zhou of the Little Bread Man had followed the jungler to the blue buff, and suddenly said: Come here, follow me.

The figure on the screen of the Little Bread Man who was riding a fish had an obvious pause. Two seconds later, as if he was stepping on some rhythm, he happily rushed from the top road to the bottom road. Qi Feng cut his field of vision, this guy was still nervous hit the wall once.

Zhuang Zhou's support did give Qi Feng a lot of help. The opponent was Wu Zetian in the middle, and his big move could instantly gain the vision of five enemies and cause a short-term dizziness. Twice, the opponent's jungler came to the bottom lane to catch Zhuang Zhou with his big move Released control, helping Qi Feng to complete a double kill with the jungler and the opponent's top laner.

Seeing that Qi Feng had successfully pushed the tower down the road, Ji Wa called out: "If you push, come up quickly, this jungler won't catch people, and he can't hold it anymore."

"I can't keep it down." Qi Feng didn't intend to help at all, and Sun Shangxiang took Zhuang Zhou directly to the opposite half of the wild area, "I went down the road with Xiaobao and pushed the ground directly."

When Qi Feng said this, it was voice, and he didn't type it or send it to the game, but the other party responded with a word after a short stay in the game: good.

Qi Feng was taken aback, but this time he still didn't type, and asked into the microphone: "Are you watching my live broadcast?"

Little Bread Man: Well, you can just direct me, I can hear you.

Qi Feng didn't know why, for a moment, as if someone said this sentence timidly in his ear, he casually smiled and said: "Old Ji, you three hit one on the road, and I will go with Little Bread to kill four. "

"Little Bread" on the other side of the phone screen blushed. He called his name really nicely. I don't know if there will be a chance in the future...to hear him call himself by his name.

Qi Feng concentrated on pushing the tower down the road with the bun, not noticing that his inadvertent chuckle had blown up the barrage in the live broadcast room.

[Seven Gods laughing?Did you laugh?No, I'm dead. 】

[This is more provocative than seeing a face, what if Seven Gods is really a handsome guy, what should I do? 】

[Just came in, what's the matter, my husband laughed? 】

"Awesome." Qi Feng cut his eyes on Jiwa's record while pushing the opponent's crystal, "Top laner Bodhidharma 0-4, you are awesome."

Jiwa: "Can you fucking bring that 1 too, I'm 0-4-1."

"Yes, yes, thank you for taking me with you."

"Damn!" Ji Wa and Qi Feng exited the game interface, and said impatiently, "If you and that baker hadn't gone down the road and frantically collected heads and left me alone, I would have been in such a miserable situation."

"What a tragedy." Tang Yuan, who had just finished the date with a happy face, entered the dormitory with two bags of sugar-fried hawthorn, just in time to see Jiwa complaining there, and mocked, "Old Ji, I can't do it without me, come on , Brother is back, give me a kiss."

"Get out! Hurry up and play the game! I've been bullied by a bunch of people!"

After Tang Yuan came back, the three immediately started three rows, and when the little bread man wanted to invite Jiwa again, the other party was already in the game.

The little breadman put down his phone in a little disappointment, forget it, it's good to be able to play a game with him, and... he even called his name.

Although it is the name of the game, it is enough for me to be happy for a month.

Qi Feng downloaded the broadcast punctually that night four hours after it started. Just as he put down his phone, he suddenly remembered something and logged back into the game. He clicked on the friend request list and canceled the check mark in front of "Do not accept friend request".

Just wait 5 minutes.

In 5 minutes, Qi Feng received 32 friend requests, but there was no one he wanted.

Just when Qi Feng was about to close the friend application again, a 1 popped out of that small envelope, Qi Feng quickly clicked on it, and then a smile spread from the corner of his mouth—Little Breadman, requesting to add you as a friend.

The author has something to say: Let me introduce the game name of the Four Gentlemen in Room 707.

Qi Feng (seven kings)

Jiwa (Chihuahua)

Tang Yuan (Tangyuan Shaoxia)

Zhang Haoyang (Chaoyang of Tomorrow)

In addition, BP means Ban/Pick, which can also be understood as banning heroes.

In addition, in fact, there is a delay in the live broadcast, and the plot in the article needs to be ignored.