Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

The four looked into the room, only to see Wang Rui being strangled by a giant and held up high.

His face had already turned purple, his eyes protruded slightly, and he was about to fail.

Brother Xing threw his sword in a hurry, trying to stop the giant's action.

However, the giant seemed to have copper skin and iron bones.Not only did the long sword not bleed when it was thrown at him, it didn't even have a white mark.However, Brother Xing's actions successfully diverted this guy's attention.

He stared at the scarlet eyes, threw Wang Rui to the ground, and then walked towards the four of them step by step.

"This, what kind of monster is this?" Liu Zian was startled, and took a few steps back.

"Don't move," Mr. Baohe hurriedly said.

But it was too late, that guy had already rushed over and tore Liu Zian into pieces with lightning speed.

It hurts...it hurts...

When Liu Zian woke up again, he found that he was no longer in the previous residence.

"Sir—! Mr. Baohe—!" Liu Zian yelled, "A Ning—! Fang Xue—! Brother Xing—!"

However, no one answered.The sound drifted into the empty space without even an echo.

Only then did Liu Zian vaguely remember that he seemed to be torn to pieces by that monster.

So... are you dead...

Liu Zian pinched himself hard, but he didn't feel anything.

"Dead? But why didn't Impermanence come to seduce the soul?" Liu Zian murmured.

Even though the pain of being torn apart still lingers in his memory, he still can't believe he's dead.

"Illusion, how could someone really be dead?" Liu Zi'an pretended to be relaxed and thought, "This must be part of the illusion...it must be like this! Maybe there is a way to go out nearby?"

Thinking of this, Liu Zian calmed down and searched carefully, but he really found a winding path.It's just that the trail is dark red, it looks quite creepy, and the smell is also unforgettable.

It looks like an old guillotine that is rusty and dripping with blood, and it also smells like feces...

Liu Zian remembered that when he was digging earthworms to use as fish lures, the place where the earthworms breed was dripping wet, wasn't that the smell?

"Could it be that I've arrived in the land of earthworms?" Liu Zian said, "I've become an earthworm."

Thinking of this, he looked down and saw his siblings gathered together, so he was relieved.

"Go! Move quickly, don't cause trouble for me!"

At this moment, a burst of yelling came from a distance, as if the prisoner was being escorted by the government office.

Liu Zian didn't know the situation, so he carefully hid in the dark, planning to wait for them to pass before continuing along the path.

After walking in, Liu Zian realized that the person who came was actually a guy with a bull's head and a human body, pushing and pushing something that looked like a human to move forward.

That human-like thing chattered endlessly, as if discussing something with the bull head.

"Uncle Niu, just let the villain go! I'll burn gold and silver for you later!"

"Hmph, mountains of gold and silver? Do you think you, Master Niu, look like someone who lacks these things? Don't talk nonsense, let me go quickly."

"It seems that although this bull head is fierce, he is an upright character." Liu Zian said in peace.

"Yes yes yes, Master Niu, the villain is wrong." The man said with a shy face, "How about I burn some beautiful Jiao'e for you? I know a master in this field, so I'm sure I can make it like a real person." Same, lifelike."

"Okay, don't bother. You Niu, I am not good at this!" Niutou said.

"Master Niu, you have to give the villain a chance, don't you? If the villain can't do it, you'll give up!"

Hearing this, Liu Zian thought to himself: "This guy is really shameless! He doesn't feel comfortable living after he dies, how many evil things must he do while he's alive?!"

Hearing this, Niu Tou was also taken aback, and then said: "Your Grandpa Niu, I have no other hobbies in my life, but love to eat people! Why, you want to chop yourself up and give it to me to eat?"

The man said with a smile: "Master Niu is just joking, look at my dry and thin appearance, how much meat can I have on my body? Let me tell you, only the meat of virgin boys and girls is the most tender and delicious."

"Sounds so good? Have you ever eaten?" Niutou asked with a stare.

"It's natural." There was a hint of complacency in the man's tone.

Bull's head pulled out his whip and hit the man with a "slap".

"Ouch! Ouch! It hurts me!" The man fell to the ground, rolling and howling.

"You are the one who is afraid of death! How dare you brag in front of your grandfather Niu?!" Niutou said angrily, "Your grandfather Niu, I can only chew some meatless ghosts on weekdays. I have to sneak here. You Boy, can you actually eat human flesh?"

"Uncle! Uncle Niu! Slow down! Be careful not to get tired!" The man lay on the ground and said, "The villain is really not boastful! The villain used to trade human flesh, and occasionally he would taste it himself. Fresh. If the uncle is interested, the villain will pay you a pair of boys and girls every day from now on!"

"You bastard, damn it!"

Niutou cursed bitterly, but the whip in his hand stopped.

Seeing that there was something going on, the man hurriedly said: "Master, you have been on duty for too long, and you don't understand the situation on the ground. Now, this kind of business is booming! In the past few years of war, I don't know how many people couldn't afford to raise their children. I begged my grandpa to tell my grandma, planning to sell the child for a few taels of silver to make life easier; besides, life is poor, some people use the child as a punching bag, and beat the child to death all day long, torturing those children It’s better to die. Tsk, pitiful. There are many children who sneaked out to find me, in order to live a good life for a few days before dying and have a good pregnancy in the next life.”

Niutou snorted coldly and said, "State-owned and national laws. Could it be that your government is just for nothing?"

"What's the matter with him? The chaos in the past few years, the government can't control it. In recent years, hehe, to tell you the truth, the buyer is led by those people. Mingjing Gaotang, bullshit! It's useless to be a parent official! That generation is not very different Proficient, but there are many people who are particular about cannibalism! What is it called two-legged sheep? And there are those who like to eat old and thin people, what they want is the firewood; The smell of wine...the number of hobbies is so complicated that even a villain can't explain it for a while. Let me tell you, whoever wants to be promoted to a noble, who doesn't want to honor his boss with a few delicious meals? That's why I dare Such a boast!"

The fellow spoke clearly and logically, and couldn't help being disbelieving, so he slowed down and meditated carefully.

"This kind of guy should be thrown into the [-]th hell, and he will never be reborn!" Liu Zian shouted in his heart, but he didn't dare to make a sound.

"Master Niu, look..." the man asked cautiously, looking like a slave.

"What you just said... can you keep your word?"

When the man saw what Niutou said, he was overjoyed when he knew it was over, and hurriedly said: "Absolutely! The villain will never forget your great kindness! Every day, a pair of boys and girls will be sent to show gratitude."

"Don't be happy just yet. This matter is not easy to handle... Can you tell me first, is there anyone with the same name and surname as you in your place?"

"Yes! Yes! There is a person in my family with the same name and surname as me. That guy is a rotten person, a life! Uncle Niu..."

"Okay, since you have the heart, you don't have to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire."

"Thank you, uncle! Thank you, uncle!" the man said repeatedly.

Although Liu Zian gritted his teeth with hatred, he had no choice but to watch the two walk away along the way they came, feeling resentful in his heart.

"I didn't expect the underworld to play this trick!" Liu Zian said, "So, there are many people who died in vain in this world? It's really hateful!"

However, no matter how dissatisfied he was in his heart, he still had to move on.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, Liu Zian saw a magnificent city from a distance, but it was hidden in a black mist, like a ghost town.

Liu Zian could not help but shudder.

"What are you afraid of? He's a dead person anyway! Could it be that he can die more thoroughly?" Liu Zian encouraged himself.

From the moment he saw the bull's head just now, he knew that he might have arrived in the underworld.Even if it wasn't, it was an illusion that was very similar to the underworld.

As he approached, Liu Zian only felt that the city was huge.

Going closer, I saw a huge river in front of me, with rolling waves, and a layer of white foam floating on the red water surface.No, upon closer inspection, Liu Zian found that it was not foam, but chunks of meat that had been crushed to pieces drifting with the current.

Liu Zian was startled, took two steps back, and bumped into someone.

"Little brother, even if you want to die, don't be so impatient." The man chuckled.

Liu Zian turned around and found that he bumped into a young man dressed as a scholar, with affectionate eyebrows and a smile on his lips, he was a pretty person.

"How did you die?" Liu Zian asked subconsciously.After asking, he suddenly felt a slip of the tongue and hurriedly shut his mouth.

"Mr. said, too many words are lost, so why don't I have a long memory!" Liu Zian said in peace.

The scholar smiled without saying a word, and after a while, he lifted his lower garment.

"You, you are so shameless, you don't even wear clothes underneath!" Liu Zian said with a blushing face, and hurriedly shifted his eyes away from him.

"Brother Tai is so cute. Don't be shy, come and take a closer look." The man whispered.

Hearing this, Liu Zian glanced under his clothes again.After looking at it, it was found that a flower had grown from this guy's love root.

"Brother, can you see clearly? It must be a ghost under the peony flower!"

"You are so shameless! How can you show off such a shameful thing in public?! And, you are still a person wearing a scarf!"

"Brother is too pedantic. Only those who wear scarves are good at stealing incense and jade, and turning clouds and rain. Don't you know, brother?"

Liu Zian turned his head and ignored him, but said in his heart: "Speaking of which, Mr. is also a person who wears a scarf. Isn't it also..."

After thinking about it, Liu Zian suddenly became amused.

"I wonder what the hell is this? It turns out to be an idiot!"

Suddenly a ghost flashed out from the side, with ragged clothes and hat, limping on one leg, and muttering.I don't know if I'm talking to myself or who I'm talking to.

"Are...are you talking to me?" Liu Zian asked.

"Don't pay attention to him, this is a madman." Just now the scholar said.

Liu Zian was about to ask again, when he suddenly saw a lot of ghosts coming from everywhere, cheering and shouting: "Come! Come!"

"Thousands of miles of smoke, a small flat boat, resting on a lonely canopy, surrounded by Xishi's voice. Washing away worries, washing one's heart, fame and fortune, and idly climbing Polygonum fringe and Jiacao.

Count the sand gulls on the road, the willow bank and the Luwan, and the wife laughs together.Sleep peacefully, without glory, humiliation, and troubles. "

On the waves, a person sang while shaking the oar.

"Good! Good singing! Good words!"

All the ghosts applauded loudly.

"Hahaha, don't pay too much flattery, let you spend your money, and money is indispensable! You have to live from now on, and save money to buy roads!" Shake Lu said humanely.

"I know! I know! I've been ready a long time ago." All the ghosts said.

Liu Zian stared dumbfounded at them picking out some gold, silver and jewels from their nostrils, throats, and assholes.

The man docked the boat, and all the ghosts offered money one by one, and boarded the boat.

When it was Liu Zian's turn, he was empty-handed.

"It turns out that whether you are a pedant, an idiot, or a miser." The scholar said, "If you can't cross this river, you can't be reincarnated. You will spend eternity wandering on the banks of this river. Life is hard. You have to think about it clearly. Yes. Look at that side, there are some poor and sour households, looking at them eagerly."

"Boater, please be more tolerant today. I'm either going to reincarnate, or I'll go over and have a look, and I'll be right back." Liu Zian begged.

The boatman was impatient and only asked Liu Zian if he had any money.

"You look pretty well dressed, why are you so stingy?"

"I, I don't have any money!" Liu Zian groped his body with his hands.Suddenly, he touched a small bag of Guishi that Mr. Baohe had given him earlier.

"Is this okay?" Liu Zian asked.

The boatman glanced at it, snorted coldly, and said: "For the living, this is naturally a good thing. But for me, it is not as real as gold, silver and jewelry."

Seeing that he couldn't make sense with the boatman, Liu Zian insisted on rushing to the boat.

The boatman was furious, grabbed Liu Zian's skirt, and raised his hand to hit him.

However, before the slap fell, it was bounced away violently.

The boatman fell heavily, got up resentfully, and cursed loudly.The words are very vulgar and unbearable.

But the scholar applauded: "Wonderful! Wonderful! I didn't expect Xiongtai to be a strong ghost."

The boatman had no choice but to let Liu Zian board the boat.However, Liu Zian refused this time and asked him to bring all those poor ghosts with him.

The boatman just said that, knowing that Liu Zian is a person with a background, he was afraid of himself, so he reluctantly obeyed.

Those poor ghosts were so grateful that they burst into tears.

"You will definitely have a good pregnancy!" the ghosts said.

Seeing everyone boarded the boat, Liu Zian went up.However, with a bang, the boat almost capsized.

"Not good! This guy is not a ghost! He is a living soul!" shouted the boatman.

All the ghosts were shocked when they heard the words.

"Don't talk nonsense! Go away!" Liu Zian pretended to be vicious, "Of course I won't embarrass you when I'm done!"

"Come on, let's go!" Kong Gong said, "If something happens, don't look for the little old man."

"I can't blame you!"

The captain of the boat sighed, and sailed towards the city.

The author has something to say: The word that the boatman sang is from "Journey to the West", the part of the Dragon King of Jinghe