Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

There are many kinds of sleeping, and there are many kinds of waking up.

After a long journey, I returned home, took a hot bath, and fell asleep comfortably. When I woke up, I saw the sun in my eyes, heard the birdsong in my ears, and smelled it in my nose. It is the unique taste of harvest in autumn.

This is probably the most pleasant "waking up".

However, when Liu Zian woke up, he would rather hope that he hadn't woken up, because everything in front of him was too weird.

First of all, he saw a lot of books, and the room was full of books.

Then, he saw an incense burner, and he didn't know what kind of incense was burning in it.

Liu Zian stood up slowly, and saw pens, inks, papers and inkstones on the table. They were all ordinary things, but they had a taste of simplicity and elegance.

He also saw the open account on the table, the handwriting was very familiar, it belonged to Mr. Baohe...

Liu Zian suddenly felt a chill rising from the soles of his feet, and couldn't help shivering, as if someone had poured a bucket of cold water on his head in the severe winter.

He stood by the table for a while, then turned around and opened the censer he had seen before.really……

"Ah! Who are you?" Someone asked outside the door.

It's Mr.'s voice!Liu Zian was overjoyed, and quickly turned around to greet him outside the door.

However, Mr. Baohe looked different from usual.His long hair was not tied up, it was scattered behind his head in a mess, his clothes were crooked, his shoes were on his feet, and he looked at Liu Zian in horror.

"Sir, I'm Liu Zian." Liu Zian's cheeks were a little hot, and he tried hard to control himself not to look at things that he shouldn't look at.

"Huh? Since when did you have the ability to run into my body?" "Mr. Baohe" said while looking suspiciously at Liu Zian.

"In your body?" Liu Zian lowered his head, and suddenly found that he was wearing Aning's clothes, and his chest was bulging.

"What are you fussing about?" "Mr. Baohe" said angrily after knocking off Liu Zian's hands.

"So...you are Aning? Where is the gentleman?" Liu Zian asked anxiously, worried that something might happen to the husband.

"You are here, I am here, where else is Mr.? It must be at your house!" Aning replied angrily, and gave Liu Zian a white look by the way.

Liu Zian had never seen such an expression on Mr. Baohe's face, he found it very novel, and he was not annoyed, he just laughed silly there.

"Idiot...don't use my face to make such a disgusting expression!" Ah Ning was about to punch him like that, but he held back when he thought that his face was hurt by the punch.

However, the more she said that, Liu Zian became more interested, and made all kinds of funny faces with Ah Ning's face with a playful smile.

"You..." Aning was about to explode.Thinking of how the image of a lady that he had painstakingly cultivated was ruined, he couldn't help being furious, and rushed towards Liu Zian with all his teeth and claws.

Ah Ning is petite, much lighter than Liu Zian's original body, and Liu Zian himself has a lot of experience in fighting with Ah Ning, so Ah Ning was unable to catch him for a while.

Of course, Mr. Baohe's physical fitness is also quite good. Although he looks a little weak on the surface, due to years of traveling, his physical fitness is much stronger than ordinary people.After several rounds, Ah Ning still managed to "cull" Liu Zian.

"You damn husky, dare to run...do you want to run away?" Aning sat on Liu Zian's body, tightly clamping Liu Zian's wrist with both hands, announcing his victory with body language.Obviously she forgot that when she woke up as Mr. Baohe, she had "arranged" her clothes.And after the fight just now, "Mr. Baohe" looks even more open at the moment, and "A-Ning" also looks coquettish and panting slightly...

When "Liu Zian" opened the door, what he saw was such a picture that made people think.

"Sorry..." "Liu Zian" closed the door calmly, but his heart was far less calm than his appearance.

How can I break it when I wake up and become my apprentice?

When I got home, I found that "I" was having sex with my apprentice's woman, how could I break it?

It must be the wrong way for me to open the door. Try opening it again?

Thinking of this, "Liu Zian" opened the door again, but what greeted his eyes was the same picture as before.

"How far have you..." "Liu Zian" asked.

Liu Zian was on the verge of crying at this moment, what was going on with this feeling of being caught in bed by "myself"?Wait, the current "Liu Zian" seems to be Mr.... Oh my god!Unexpectedly, my husband saw me and "Mr. Baohe" together in a vague way.

"Sir, listen to my explanation!" Liu Zian looked at Mr. Baohe with big watery eyes, as pitiful as he looked.

"Sir, it was Erha who made the move first, it's none of my business!" Ah Ning quickly got up from Liu Zian, and the villain complained first, completely ignoring that he was gone.

"Uh... this is Aning, right? Put on your clothes first, then talk about other things." Mr. Baohe said.Although he himself is usually a little informal, the disheveled and flushed face of "Mr. Baohe" has clearly exceeded his bottom line.

"Ah!" Only then did Ah Ning realize what he looked like at the moment, and hurriedly wanted to tidy up his clothes as soon as possible, but made a mistake in his busy schedule, which made himself even more embarrassed.

Mr. Baohe sighed, and went forward to help Ah Ning tidy up his clothes.

However, in Liu Zian's view, this scene is "I" gently helping "Sir" undress, and then gently put the clothes back on.Wait, I seem to have seen the ** on the upper body of "Sir" just now...

Thinking of this, Liu Zian only felt that his nose was warm, as if something was coming out.

"Sir, I have a nosebleed... No, Erha has a nosebleed." Aning said.

"Maybe it's too dry in autumn and I'm a little angry. I'll go to Liu's mansion later and ask the kitchen to make some pear soup for you." Mr. Baohe said while wiping "A-Ning"'s nosebleed.

"Sir..." Aning's eyes were red.Since the reunion, although Mr. Baohe has been polite to him, he is far from being as close as before. He tried to get closer to each other several times, but he still couldn't get back the feeling he had back then.In the current scene of wiping the nosebleeds, I finally saw a little shadow of the past, but I just don’t know if Mr. Baohe will treat me so tenderly after I return to that body...

"What?" Mr. Baohe heard Aning calling him, but when he raised his eyes, he found that her face was covered with tears and her body was trembling uncontrollably. He couldn't help being a little surprised, and asked, "Did something happen?"

Aning shook his head, pulled out a smile and said, "It's nothing, I just remembered some past events."

"Don't think about unhappy memories." Mr. Baohe comforted, "Come here, I'll comb your hair."

To be honest, Mr. Baohe doesn't think that Aning can take care of his long hair without his own help.You know, even when traveling, he has to get up half an hour early every day to comb his hair, and the trouble is self-evident.As for why not simply cut off the hair for convenience, Mr. Baohe once thought about this question, and finally came to the conclusion that he probably got used to it...

"It's not an unhappy thing." Aning felt the movement of Mr. Baohe combing his hair, and said happily.

"Oh? Then why are you crying?" Mr. Baohe asked casually.

"I'm afraid I won't be treated so gently in the future..." Aning said truthfully.

Mr. Baohe chuckled, and said, "How could it be? Ah Ning will definitely find a good husband in the future."

"That's right, that's what you said back then." Ah Ning smiled.

"Did you find it later?" Mr. Baohe asked gossipingly.

"I came here this time to ask you for an explanation. Where's the promised lover?" Aning feigned anger.

Mr. Baohe smiled and said, "Then what do you think of our Zi'an?"

"Sir, no matter how poor I am, I won't find a husky." Aning said disgustedly.

Liu Zian managed to stop the nosebleed, and when he heard the two mention him, he turned his head.I didn't expect to see the picture of "myself" combing "Mr."'s hair dotingly, and the nosebleed that had just stopped flowed down again.

"Hasn't it stopped yet?" Mr. Baohe frowned and said, "You must be sick."

"It's okay, it's okay...it's just getting angry." Liu Zian quickly denied it, for fear that Mr. Baohe would notice his thoughts.Unexpectedly, in this urgency, nosebleeds flowed into his mouth, choking him to cough unceasingly, tears streaming down his face.

However, the moment he squinted, a miraculous thing happened.Liu Zian noticed that the scene in front of him suddenly darkened, and there were many colorful bright spots floating in front of his eyes. A silver figure appeared where "Liu Zian" was standing. It was dazzlingly bright, but he could vaguely recognize the appearance of Mr. Baohe; Where Aning was standing, a white..."chicken" appeared? !

"You are the chicken, and your whole family is a chicken. It's obvious that you are a slave!" Ah Ning said angrily.

It turned out that Liu Zian accidentally said what was in his heart just now.

"It's obviously a chicken." Liu Zian spat out the blood from his mouth, and retorted while rinsing his mouth.

"Dang Hu."

"chicken."

"Damn it!"

"chicken!"

Mr. Baohe felt a little helpless, the behavior of these two children was really not in line with their age.Strange to say, when I was alone with either of them, I was a good boy, Aning was lively and bright, Zi'an was upright and pure...how come these two people never stop when they meet?Could it be that chickens and dogs cannot coexist?

"Since Aning can transform into form, he must be a descendant of a spirit beast." Mr. Baohe said.

Aning smiled provocatively at Liu Zian, and returned to Mr. Baohe's side proudly, looking like a proud little peacock.

"As long as the year is up, nothing can become fine." Liu Zian retorted unconvinced.

"Although I'm over 4000 years old, I'm still a minor, okay?" Aning said, curiously playing with the hair that Mr. Baohe had just tied for her.

"Anyway, I can't tell how old you are. You are as old as you say." Liu Zian said while twisting the dangling braid with his fingers. Not to mention, it really looks like Aning's usual angry little face. A bit like.

"You two, let's go out after packing up. It's almost noon, let's go to eat first, then hand in the manuscript, and then go to Zi'an's house after handing in the manuscript." Mr. Baohe calculated the time and set the schedule for the day journey.

"Okay, I'll listen to the master." Ah Ning doggedly said.

"You're still talking about me, don't make such a disgusting expression on your sir's face." Liu Zian said with a look of disgust.

Mr. Baohe looked at the two people who were full of gunpowder smoke, and said in his heart: I hope there will be no trouble today...