Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

Leaving the bandit's residence, Liu Zian spent a whole day along the mountain trail that was trampled out, and finally found a village.He told the villagers what happened to him, asked them to help inform the government, and then fell into a coma.

Liu Zian dreamed that the bandit family climbed out of the cave and chased them all the way, and he woke up screaming, opened his eyes, and found that he was lying under the covers.He sat up and wiped the cold sweat from his brow.

"Erha, are you awake?" Perhaps hearing his screams, the door was suddenly opened, revealing a charming face, it was Aning.She sat beside Liu Zian's bed, tears welled up in her eyes, she kept sobbing, unable to speak for a long time.

"A-Ning...? Am I dreaming?" Liu Zian murmured, pinching his arm hard, crying from the pain.

Great, she's alive!We are all alive!

"Idiot, of course it's not a dream!" Ah Ning laughed while wiping her tears with the back of her hand.But because she had just cried, she looked a little coquettish.

"How did you escape?" Liu Zian asked curiously.The cave wall was wet and slippery, and it was impossible to climb up with one person's strength.

"I said I flew up, do you believe it?" Aning asked back.

Liu Zian was taken aback, then smiled and said, "Believe it, why don't you believe it? We, Aning, have great supernatural powers! But...you can fly, why didn't you fly earlier?"

"Because... because if you want to fly, you have to transform your body...to transform your body, you have to... you have to..." As Ning spoke, his voice became softer, and in the end even Liu Zian couldn't hear it even if he strained his ears. clear.

"What did you say?" Liu Zian asked very ignorantly.

A Ning blushed, and said angrily, "You don't care! If you didn't hear clearly, you didn't hear clearly. I don't like to talk about it. Anyway, just remember that I went to find you a rescuer."

"Ah, you really found the knight that day..." Liu Zian said.

After hearing this, Ah Ning burst out laughing and said, "What kind of knight... Hahaha, I laughed so hard... You can't even recognize Mr...."

Liu Zian was a little embarrassed, and said awkwardly: "I didn't see the scene of you fighting... When I climbed up, I saw the bandits' family injured like that. I thought it was some martial arts master. By the way, sir His skill is so good?"

"That's false? Mister probably has traveled more roads than you know. Walking in troubled times, how can you master every skill? If Mister hadn't lost his way in the woods that day, it's impossible for those bandits to be able to How easy it is to escape!" Ah Ning said, with a smug expression, as if she was talking about her own glorious deeds.

However, Liu Zian's focus is obviously not here.

"Have you lost your way again, Mister? Then our work is in vain..." As he spoke, Liu Zian looked a little lonely.

"If you have this kind of heart, how can I bear to let you go to work for nothing?"

It's Mr.'s voice!

Liu Zian raised his head suddenly, and as expected, he saw a familiar figure at the door, it was Mr. Baohe.

"Sir..." Liu Zian stared straight at the person in front of him, afraid that he would disappear again in a blink of an eye.

"Sorry……"

Mr. Baohe kept apologizing while hugging Liu Zian tightly.This feeling of touch is by no means an illusion, but real.Liu Zian felt relieved and felt that all the hardships he had suffered were worth it.After all, he managed to get back to Mr., didn't he?

"Mr. has actually been around here all this time, but because of his...uh, unique sense of direction, he has never been able to find us." Aning explained.

"Speaking of which, I would like to thank the girl. If you hadn't led the way, I'm afraid it would take me a while to find the bandit's residence." Mr. Baohe bowed to Aning and thanked him.

Wait, aren't Mr. and Aning old acquaintances?Why this tone... Liu Zian looked suspiciously at Aning, then at Mr.

"My husband and I have indeed met before... But, my husband seems to have forgotten me." Ah Ning said, with a somewhat aggrieved look on his face.

Mr. Baohe was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "Yes, I have indeed seen it before. Who should I think it is, so it is you."

Both Ah Ning and Liu Zian's eyes lit up, thinking that Mr. Baohe remembered something, but he continued to say: "You are the guy who has been following Zian before."

Aning looked a little embarrassed, and murmured: "Actually, apart from this, we have seen it before..."

"Have you seen it before... When the car was burned, the attendant standing next to the city lord was also you." Mr. Baohe said after thinking about it.

"No. Before... We knew each other a long time ago." Aning didn't want to believe that the husband had forgotten himself just like that, and tried to guide, holding back tears.

"A long time ago?" Mr. Baohe frowned, trying to remember, "Can you give me a time frame? Sorry, I really don't remember clearly."

"About 4000 years ago." Aning replied.

"Are you crazy? In 4000, sir, he doesn't look like he is 40 years old!" Liu Zian suddenly felt like he was being played with.

Mr. Baohe also responded: "Yes, the girl must have admitted the wrong person. I am just an ordinary person... Although I sometimes get lost, there is nothing special about it."

Aning bit her lower lip, shook her head, and said, "No, I won't admit my mistake. You are Mr. Baohe. On the way to send me home, you always got lost like this and went to some strange places. "

Seeing Ah Ning's pitiful look on the verge of crying, Liu Zian couldn't bear it, and said, "Maybe it's reincarnation."

"Reincarnation..." Mr. Baohe was noncommittal.

On the contrary, Aning's eyes brightened, and he said excitedly: "Yes, it must be reincarnation! Sir, just let me follow you. After a long time, you will definitely remember it."

Liu Zian felt that he was shooting himself in the foot. Why did he help that stinky girl of unknown origin? Now that he is fine, with her joining, he will definitely not be safe along the way.

However, Mr. Baohe is happy to hear about it.According to his words: "When Zian grows up, it's not as fun as it used to be. It's very boring for two big men to travel together. If there is a woman traveling together, wouldn't it be fun?"

Although he said this in a serious manner, it was probably just a joke.The real purpose is probably to add some women's opinions into the book, right?After all, there are not a few people who travel with their dependents.Liu Zian comforted himself so much, he didn't admit that he was rejected by his husband.

Regarding the follow-up of the bandit family, Liu Zian heard from Aning that although they were very cruel to outsiders, they still had some kinship with their own family.In the end, even if starving to death, they are unwilling to feed their dead relatives.When the officials and the villagers found the entrance of the cave, they were covered with maggots, but they still huddled together and cuddled each other, making people feel pitiful and terrifying.

"Actually, that little girl is quite nice." Liu Zian sighed.

"I hope she can vote for a good family in her next life." Ah Ning nodded and agreed.

The two were immersed in the conversation, and for a moment they forgot about Mr. Baohe's astray, and let him move forward with confidence.Unexpectedly, when they woke up, the three of them were circling back and forth in the same area in the mountains.No, spinning might not be accurate enough.There is a straight road under your feet.However, they made marks on the tree while walking, and within a short while, the three of them found another tree with the same mark engraved on it in front of them.This doesn't really make sense in theory. The mountain road doesn't turn slowly, which is unnoticeable.This is indeed a straight and straight road, and both sides are full of miscellaneous trees from beginning to end, without any forks.None of the three of them knew exactly where they got on this road by mistake. They can only say that Mr. Baohe's wandering habit can always bring disaster to those who are traveling with him.

"Ah, that's it. I came to a strange place for no reason." Aning looked extremely excited, "Mr. Baohe's lost his way has really not changed at all."

"Yeah, as long as I take the lead, well, under normal circumstances, such things will always happen. You will get used to it soon." Mr. Baohe said.

"Please also reflect on it. Your problem of getting lost is too much. Moreover, how can you get used to such unimaginable strange things?" Liu Zian did not agree with Mr. Baohe's words.

"Sir, Erha is not used to it, but Ah Ning is used to it. In the future, it will be enough for the husband to take Ah Ning with him when he goes out." Ah Ning said coquettishly, pulling Mr. Baohe's sleeve.

"Okay, next time I will only bring little Aning, not Liu Zian." Mr. Baohe said with a smile in his eyes.

Wait a minute, what's the matter with this feeling that Mr. is about to be snatched away by others?Also, is it really okay to discuss such things in front of him?Liu Zian felt as if there were countless divine beasts galloping past happily in his heart.

"Sir, look, the grass here is blue." Liu Zian felt that he had to say something to save his position in the heart of the gentleman.

"Blue grass? I've never seen it before... Where did you find it?" Mr. Baohe's attention was successfully attracted.

Liu Zian cast a provocative look at Aning, and said, "I found it on the side of the road."

"It's just a weed found on the side of the road. If you don't know it, you might think you found some exotic flower." Aning said with some disdain.

"No, as long as you work hard, you can definitely find exotic flowers and plants, but this blue grass is rare. And..." Mr. Baohe sniffed it, and said, "I always think it smells a little strange. "

"I want to smell it too." Aning took the grass in Mr. Baohe's hand, sniffed it carefully, and said, "The smell is a bit strange, not so much the smell of flowers and plants, but more like the smell of food...but it's pretty good Smell. Erha, use your dog's nose to tell the difference, what is this?"

Although Liu Zian was a little displeased with what Aning said, he still couldn't restrain his curiosity and sniffed it.Sure enough, the smell of this grass is a bit sweet and greasy, making people smell like taking a bite.Thinking of this, Liu Zian really took a bite.

"Erha, what are you thinking? How dare you stuff anything into your mouth!" Ah Ning grabbed the remaining grass from Liu Zian's hand, slapped him hard, and said angrily.

Originally, Liu Zian was just impulsive, and just about to spit out the unknown bluegrass, Ah Ning gave him a knowing blow.As a result, Liu Zian was taken aback and swallowed the bluegrass instead.

"Swallowed..." Liu Zian said, his face turning pale.

"How do you feel?" Mr. Baohe asked worriedly.

"It feels...it seems to taste pretty good." Liu Zian replied truthfully.

"Is there any discomfort in the body?" Mr. Baohe asked again, thinking that this grass will not affect the mind.But after thinking about it, my apprentice seemed to be missing a string in his head, and he felt relieved.

"It doesn't seem to be uncomfortable...just a little pain in the shoulder." Liu Zian felt it carefully and replied.

"That's what I hit..." Ah Ning replied, and at the same time couldn't stand Liu Zian's condemning eyes from time to time, grabbed the bluegrass in his hand, and took a big bite.

"If you want to die together, don't be hypocritical if you can't die." Ah Ning said.

"How is it?" Mr. Baohe asked, wondering why these two children are so frizzy.

"It seems to be really delicious." Ah Ning swears, this is definitely the best weed she has ever eaten, bar none.

"Really?" Mr. Baohe picked up the grass, hesitated for a moment, but still took a small bite.Immediately, the mouth was filled with the unique fresh and sweet smell of bluegrass, which made people want to eat a few more mouthfuls.

"Keep it for now... Maybe it's a local specialty." Mr. Baohe speculated.Although he still felt that the color and smell of the grass were a bit weird, since it tasted so good, it probably wasn't poison.