Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

Chapter 130 Jiaorao Kingdom and Wuxian Kingdom

On the way back to the palace, Liu Zian looked at those bustling and prosperous scenes again, and felt like a dream, not real.

"The people in this city also have to shit and pee, I wonder how they get rid of the accumulated shit?" Liu Zian suddenly thought as he walked, it was a pity that he forgot to ask Nizi just now.

When he returned to the palace, he was already hungry, so he dug out some food casually to barely satisfy his hunger.Thinking of Zhu Mong and the others at this moment, I am afraid that they are still drinking and chatting with everyone at the banquet, and have no time to think about the affairs of Wu Xianguo, so it is unavoidable to feel a little depressed.

He suddenly wanted to drink some wine.

Mr. Baohe said that his wine quality was poor, so he was rarely allowed to drink outside. In order not to annoy his husband, he rarely drank.

Fortunately, he is not an alcoholic himself, and it doesn't make much difference to him whether he drinks alcohol or water.

Today he suddenly wants to drink, not entirely because he is more courageous after drinking, there are many things that he would not dare to do or can't do, but after drinking, he can do it, just because he really wants to drink.

When a man who is not an alcoholic suddenly thinks about drinking, it is usually because he has other things on his mind.

Liu Zian is like this.He thought of his life as a young master before the age of 16, and his life as a traveler after the age of 16.

The age of 16 was a turning point. In that year, he met Mr. Baohe.

But now, where is the person who brought him a turning point?In Wuxian Kingdom?

Liu Zian sighed while drinking, took a sip of wine, sighed, kept drinking and sighing.

There are not many people who can drink so much, and even fewer people who like to sigh so much.

"I've seen people who drink more than you do." Seeing that Liu Zian drank all the wine he brought back, Zhu Meng said with a smile.

"I don't drink often." Liu Zian muttered.

"But I've never seen someone who can sigh like you." Ju Meng continued.

Liu Zian sighed, and said, "Actually, I don't necessarily like to sigh naturally."

"Aren't you?" Ju Meng was a little surprised. In his memory, Liu Zian always seemed to be sighing inexplicably, as if he had endless troubles.

"No." Liu Zian said.He remembered that he had always been a laughing and fussy person, he seemed to never know what sorrow was, and he was also very courageous, so the husband did not say much about him at the beginning.

Since when did you start to sigh?Was it from the moment he swore he would never get Mr. in trouble again?Or earlier?

"When are we going to Wuxian Kingdom?" Liu Zian asked suddenly.

Ju Mong let out a long sigh.

"Why are you sighing?" Liu Zian asked with a smile,

"I'm worried about you." Ju Mong said.

"But I'm not worried at all." Liu Zian shrugged and said.

"That's just because you don't know how capable those guys in Wu Xianguo are!"

"How big is it?"

"It's so big that there is nothing in this world that they want to do but can't do."

"Then let them dare not even think about it!" Liu Zian said after taking a sip of his wine.

Ju Meng laughed, he just liked Liu Zian's fearless look!But when Mr. Baohe was around, this guy always acted like a little white rabbit.

"Let's go." Ju Meng said suddenly.

"Where are you going?" Liu Zian was startled when he heard the words, and subconsciously looked at the sky outside.

"Go to Wuxian Kingdom." Zhu Meng said, "Didn't you always want to go?"

"Now?" Although Liu Zian kept clamoring to leave, Zhu Meng's attitude of leaving as soon as he said it made him a little confused.

"Otherwise?" Ju Mong asked back.

"Don't you need to say hello to the queen?" Liu Zian whispered.

"Where are we going and do we need to say hello to others? Naturally, we can leave whenever we want." Ju Mong laughed.

At this moment, Mr. Yixu came over with his luggage.

"When are you leaving?" he asked.

After speaking, he and Zhu Meng turned their heads to look at Liu Zian.

"Now!" Liu Zian patted the table and said.

In this way, under the cover of the night, they safely exited the city gate, picked up a road, and walked forward.

After leaving the country of women, the three of them walked for more than half a day, expecting that the other party would not send anyone to chase them, so they stopped.

However, when they stopped, Liu Zian and the others felt thirsty and tired, and could no longer walk.

"I was in a hurry last night. I remembered to bring dry food, but I didn't bring any water." Liu Zian slumped on the ground and sighed.All he felt now was that he was tired and thirsty and almost passed out.

"No one thought that there would be no shadow of water on the mountain during this journey." Ju Mong wiped off his sweat and said, "What kind of mountain is there without trees and water? Even a small slope is not so shabby." Bar!"

Lord Yixu knew that these two people were mortals, and when he saw them complaining about the lack of water, he took the initiative to ask for orders to find water.

The two readily agreed, but still told him to go back early and pay attention to safety.

Lord Yixu nodded in response.

After walking for an unknown time, Mr. Yixu suddenly saw a small stream appearing in front of him, sparkling and crystal clear.

He looked at it for a while, and couldn't help but squat down and drink his saliva.

The water was very sweet, Mr. Yixu was overjoyed, and was about to fill the water bottle back with some water, when he suddenly saw a few villains appearing from the stream, looking at him coldly.Although their bodies are only three inches long, they have no fear of Lord Yixu.

"Where did you come from, a monster? Why did you invade my country of Jiao Rao?"

Mr. Yixu was startled when he saw these villains talking, and thought to himself: "These little guys said that there is a country of Jiaorao nearby, but they have not seen half of the country during this journey. ...Could it be that they are lying?"

Seeing that Mr. Yixu didn't speak, those villains even suspected that he had a ghost in his heart, and said angrily: "Seeing that you are hesitating like this, you must be a spy. Brothers, catch him and take him to the king!"

However, although they shouted loudly, no one came forward to "catch" Mr. Yixu.Thinking about it, they are so small, Mr. Yixu stands in front of them like a giant, how to catch them?

Lord Yixu couldn't help laughing out loud, and said: "I'm standing here today, upright, and I'm here for you to catch. But how many of you come, as long as I move a little, even if I lose, I'm willing to go to see your king .”

Those little people looked at each other and nodded, and then one of them plunged into the water and disappeared.

"I guess I'm going to call for help." Jun Yixu said in his heart.

He looked at the villains in front of him and found it very interesting, so he asked: "You call yourself Jiaorao country, but where is this country, why have I never heard of it?"

"A layman like you, how would you know that our country is really not even comparable to a fairyland!" A villain said proudly.

"Oh, I need to ask for advice." Lord Yixu said.

"What are you in a hurry for? When you see our king, you will know." Another villain said.

Mr. Yixu looked around, and suddenly saw the waves of the water, and countless villains came stepping on the water, and saw the two sides of the stream, crowded with people, as if they were eating ants. .

Seeing the arrival of their companions, these villains who stayed behind were very happy, and quickly shouted and danced.

But in the blink of an eye, these villains surrounded Mr. Yixu.Some of them were carrying ropes, some were holding long swords, and some were holding spears tightly. They were aggressive and vowed to defeat Lord Yixu.

Mr. Yixu kept his promise and remained motionless, letting the villains crawl around on him, wrapping ropes around him, tying canes with canes, stabbing him with swords no bigger than pinpoints, and holding toy-shaped long-haired men. / The gun pokes him, but he doesn't get angry, just treats these little guys as tickling him.

In this way, Mr. Yixu was soon wrapped into a "big rice dumpling".

Those villains were sweating profusely and panting from exhaustion, but they were very happy to see Lord Yixu wrapped up successfully, and they couldn't help singing and dancing, so happy.

Seeing their excited looks, Mr. Yixu thought it was very funny, but his face was still indifferent.

"See how they transported me away." He thought to himself.

Sure enough, after the fun was over, when Lord Yixu was about to be dragged to the capital, these little people complained again and again. Move him a little.

"Can't move? Then go and call some people." Yixu Jun sneered.

The little people were terrified, and stood aside in twos and threes to discuss.

"What is this guy made of, why is it so heavy?"

"I think he is made of stone. No matter how hard I tried just now, I couldn't pierce his skin."

"I think he's made of a soldering iron. I accidentally touched him with my hand just now, and he was scalded with blisters."

They were having a lively discussion, when suddenly there was a twittering of cranes, and the little people screamed and ran away in all directions.

"Here comes the crane! Here comes the crane!"

Mr. Yixu saw a few cranes flying through the air.

"What are these little guys running for?" Mr. Yixu was wondering to himself, when he suddenly saw those cranes swooping down, grabbing a few villains each in the blink of an eye, and then turned around for nine days.

Only then did Lord Yixu understand that these cranes were specially pecking at these little people, so they were so scared.

Lord Yixu had no intention of waiting here, so he cast a spell and turned into the size of those villains, followed the big team, and ran wildly along the bank.

Although these villains had short steps, they ran extremely fast, and Mr. Yixu could barely keep up.

"I'm afraid this is the ability to escape for life." Lord Yixu said in his heart.

After running for a while, the steps of those villains gradually slowed down.Lord Yixu looked up, and there was a big black hole beside the stream, and all the little people ran into that hole.

Ever since, Mr. Yixu didn't do anything, and ran in after him.

When I first entered the cave, I felt that there was darkness in my eyes, only the light of some stars and candles illuminated the journey.

Continue to walk forward, only to feel that the surroundings are getting brighter and brighter, gradually becoming like daytime.

At this time, Lord Yixu had arrived at a city, and the three characters "Jiaorao Kingdom" were hung on the gate of the city.

Lord Yixu doesn't know how big the city is.But judging from his current size, this city is magnificent, not much worse than the magnificent and magnificent Women's Kingdom.

Entering the city, I saw a lively scene. 360 lines, there is business in every line, people come and go, cars are like flowing water and horses are like dragons.

Although the chariots and horses now look the same as what they usually see, but in terms of their original stature, these small chariots and ponies are no more than the size of Mr. Yixu's palm.

As he was walking, Mr. Yixu suddenly saw a crowd of people not far away. He went over to take a look. It turned out that it was a recruitment list, and he wanted to recruit a smart and strong person who could deal with cranes.If this person can get rid of the crane problem forever, the king promised to give up the throne.

Mr. Yixu looked at it twice, stepped forward, and tore off the notice.

Seeing this, the guard in charge hurriedly grabbed Mr. Yixu's hand and said, "You picked the list just now?"

"Yes." Yixu Jun nodded.

"Overjoyed! Overjoyed! Hurry up and meet me!" After speaking, the little official didn't wait for Mr. Yixu's reaction, pulled him up and walked forward.Lord Yixu let him drag him to the palace.

When they reached the door, several people appeared from nowhere and blocked their way.

The little official who brought him explained that Mr. Yixu came to get rid of the crane's trouble. Everyone was shocked when they heard this, and hurriedly reported the news to the king.

When the king heard this, he was overjoyed and hurriedly recruited Lord Yixu to the palace.

Just at this time, all the officials were discussing matters, and when they heard that someone had been picked from the talent recruitment list, their joy was beyond words, and they wanted to know who the person who was picked from the list was.

However, as soon as Lord Yixu appeared, they were disappointed.

Although he looked like a capable person, he was not eye-catching, and his behavior was vulgar. When he saw the king, he couldn't even do the ordinary bowing ceremony, but just stood there proudly.

The ceremony official couldn't see it, and hurriedly asked Yixu Jun to salute, but he was not willing.

"He is the king, so am I not? Why should I kneel down to him!" He thought to himself.

Fortunately, the king was tolerant, and said slowly: "If this capable man can manage the crane disaster, then our whole country will be under his control. Is it possible that he should bow down to me?"

Lord Yixu saw that the king was a virtuous person, nodded secretly, and asked, "What's the matter with your crane problem?"

"Since you are from our country, how can you not know about the crane trouble?" A minister snorted coldly.

Lord Yixu paused, neither anxious nor annoyed, and calmly said: "I have traveled all over the world for a long time, and I have completely forgotten about the affairs of my home country. Now I heard that there is such a good deal in my home country, so I returned home again. You don’t know, I learned a lot in a foreign country, I know astronomy at the top, geography at the bottom, I know everything from the past to the present, so what’s the problem with the crane.”

"It turned out to be a thing that forgot its origin!" A minister seemed quite dissatisfied with the fact that Lord Yixu had forgotten his homeland.

The other ministers all sighed.

Fortunately, the king didn't blame him for his presumptuous words, and explained: "It was enough for those cranes to eat grass dew, fish and shrimp every day, but at some point, they heard that human meat is delicious, so they beat me up." The idea of ​​a family wanders around our country all day long, and when they see our countrymen going abroad, playing and playing by the stream, they devour them cruelly. So far, nearly a thousand people have died here.”

After hearing this, Mr. Yixu was silent for a while, and said, "This matter is easy to handle."

"Sure enough, he came back from abroad, and now he has an idea." The king asked humbly, "But what do you want?"

"As long as you don't go out of this city gate, you won't be afraid of those cranes." Lord Yixu said.

"It turned out to be such a bad idea! If we don't leave the city gate, where does the water of our country come from? Besides, if we are always bored in the city and don't go out to play, the people will definitely go crazy and cause trouble everywhere. If things go on like this, the country will be ruined!" The ministers said angrily, obviously they didn't agree with Lord Yixu's plan.

"Since that's the case, I have another consideration." Lord Yixu said.

"But speak!" said the king.

"After a while, you find some brave and fast runners to go out with me, and I will have my own countermeasures in the future." Lord Yixu said.

Although the people didn't know what he was going to do, they still found someone according to his instructions.

When they got outside the cave, those Tsurumi brought delicious food to their door, and hurriedly swooped down, wanting to peck at it.

Lord Yixu sneered, and suddenly changed back to his original figure, grabbed one of the cranes, and broke its neck at once.Then, while the group of cranes were in a panic, they spit out a fire, which scorched their feathers black.

The group of cranes was shocked, screaming and fleeing.

Lord Yixu hooked the corners of his lips and changed back to the size of a man from Jiaorao.

Sure enough, all the people present were stunned, and kept shouting: "Sure enough, after returning from a foreign country, the ability is much better, and I even learned the ability to change!"

Lord Yixu smiled slightly, feeling very happy, and returned to the royal city surrounded by everyone.

However, as soon as he entered the palace, he saw all the ministers were full of sorrow and tears.

Lord Yixu wondered, "Why do you feel sad now that you have eliminated the problem of cranes?"

"We are naturally glad that the crane trouble has been eliminated. I only have pity on the king. I will abdicate with you today, but it doesn't hurt me!" a minister said weeping.

Lord Yixu sneered, and said: "The list was announced just now, just to see your pity, and to help you. As for the position of king, I don't want it, but you don't want to be like a mother-in-law again!"

After speaking, Mr. Yixu turned around and left.

As soon as those ministers heard this, they knew that this person was also sensible, so how could they let him go?

The king also wanted him to stay to death, saying that he could not be a righteous king and must pass the throne to Lord Yixu.

Lord Yixu sighed inwardly, he never thought that this country of small people would be more benevolent and righteous than those big countries.I couldn't bear to embarrass them at the moment, and told them my story concisely.

"My people are waiting for me." At the end, he said this.

Everyone had no choice but to let him go, but at the same time they also promised that the gate of Jiao Rao Kingdom would always be open to him.

After leaving the cave, Mr. Yixu was filled with emotions. After walking a few steps, he suddenly remembered the purpose of his trip, and hurriedly filled two buckets of water with a bucket, and rushed back.

When they returned to Liu Zian and the others, the two of them were already anxiously waiting.

"Why have you been here for so long? Could it be that you lost your way?" Liu Zian asked after taking two sips of water.

"Perhaps." Yixu-jun replied with a smile.

Zhu Mong really didn't believe it, and said: "You can fool little brother Zi'an, but you can't fool me, Zhu Meng. Seeing the joy on your face, you must have benefited somewhere, but you won't tell us, right?"

Yixu Jun shook his head in denial.

After resting for a while, the three continued on their way.

At this time, a slanting drizzle began to fall in the sky.

Liu Zian suddenly felt afraid to think about Mr. Baohe.

"Lovesickness" has been lingering and ecstasy, so what is it like to "dare not lovesickness"?

Passionate since ancient times spared hate.

If you don't dare to be affectionate, even if the love goes deep into your bones, you can only bury that love in your bones, let this love rot in your bones, and die in your bones.

What kind of taste is that!

Liu Zian suddenly closed the umbrella in his hand, letting the cold rain hit him.

The wind and rain are ruthless, but how many people know the taste of ruthlessness?

He suddenly seemed to be drinking.

Fortunately, there is a restaurant not far in front.They have already arrived in Wuxian country.

After traveling for so many days, the first thing Liu Zian and the others did when they entered the city was not to find a place to live.Instead, eat a good meal first.

It wouldn't be like this if he came out with Mr. Baohe, he must have arranged everything in order before thinking about eating.It is precisely because of this that Liu Zian always has food in his package in case of emergencies.

Sir...

Liu Zian sighed quietly.

Jumong was rich, so he ordered many dishes and ordered the best ones.

However, Liu Zian ordered two things for himself, a pot of wine and a bunch of peppers.

Serve wine with chili, eat a mouthful of fresh chili, and drink a pot of spicy wine, it will be really spicy and enjoyable.

The chili is bright red, and the sweat beads on the forehead are also bright red.

Ju Meng also found it satisfying to watch, but when he himself ate it like this, he found that this way of eating seemed not as satisfying as he imagined.

He was so hot that his hair was going to stand on end.

"Eat two mouthfuls of rice, if you eat like this, it will ruin your stomach." Zhu Meng added a bowl of rice for Liu Zian, and said.

However, Liu Zian didn't eat it, and continued to drink his spicy wine and eat his chili.

Ju Mong shook his head, wondering what kind of nerve the kid was doing.

Lord Yixu was a man of action, he grabbed the flagon and chili from Liu Zian's hands, and said, "Eat first."

Liu Zian looked at the rice in front of him and burst into tears.

"Okay, if you were a little girl, maybe I would comfort you a little bit. Why are you crying for a big man?" Zhu Meng laughed, pushing his job to Liu Zian again.

Only then did Liu Zian begin to eat honestly.

"Mr. Baohe is not here, we definitely can't take care of you like him. If you have any dissatisfaction, just say it, don't cry, let people see what you look like!" Zhu Meng saw that Liu Zian's nose was about to flow into his mouth, Handing him a handkerchief, said.

Liu Zian took the handkerchief, blew his nose embarrassingly, and said, "You are fine, I made the mistake myself, don't mind."

Ju Mong nodded and didn't pursue further.

For a while, there was silence among the three.

They fell silent, and the voices of the people next to them could be heard clearly.

Although Liu Zian didn't have the habit of listening to the corners, the voices of people chatting at that table were so loud that it was difficult for people not to listen.

"Is that man's ostentation bigger than the Ten Witches?"

"It's much bigger. When the Ten Witches came out, they only brought three or four followers with them at most, but no matter where he went, there were at least seven or eight people following him in secret."

"Is it to protect him? Or is it afraid that he will run away?"

"neither."

"Is that because you are afraid that he will cause trouble?"

"Not at all."

"Then I don't understand."

"What don't you understand?"

"Since we are not afraid of him running away, not afraid of his death, and not afraid of him causing trouble, then why did we send seven or eight people to follow him? Don't we people in Wuxian Kingdom have a lot of free time?"

"Following him is mainly because I am afraid that he will disappear suddenly."

"Disappear? Is there such a witchcraft in the world?"

"Because it's not witchcraft, that's why I brought him back from a long distance. On the way back, it is said that the accompanying people were tossed so hard that they couldn't even find their way back. The king sent someone to bring them back."

Liu Zian was secretly startled when he heard the words, why does this sound like Mr. Baohe? !So he listened more attentively to the conversation at the table next to him.

"It's not easy for a wizard to lose his way."

"That's right, and it is said that this guy can read the information on the holy stone."

"Is he a wizard?"

"That's the blame here, he's not a wizard, and since he came into contact with the holy stone, the holy stone has become an ordinary stone."

"What is the holy stone?" Liu Zian asked softly.

Jumong shook his head.

"However, it can be concluded that the person they are talking about is probably Mr. Baohe." He said.

Liu Zian also felt that they were talking about Mr. Baohe, after all, there was probably no one who could get lost more than him.But, where is Mr. Baohe?

Just as he was thinking, the person who was speaking next to him suddenly lost his voice.

It turned out that something flew over and gagged his mouth just now.

Yixu Jun smiled.

The man probably never dreamed that a piece of mud would suddenly fly in from outside and smash into his mouth.

Mr. Yixu had already thought of it.

In the yard outside the window, three or four people had already come. Although their footsteps were soft, they couldn't hide it from Mr. Yixu.

The person who moved the least had already arrived outside the window just now, and Mr. Yixu could even hear the sound of him digging a piece of mud from the ground very clearly.

But it wasn't this person who walked in first.

The first person to walk in was a very tall woman, wearing a bright red dress, she was small, like a five-year-old child, but her figure was unexpectedly good, the place that should be raised was not flat, it should be There is absolutely no protrusion in the flat place, as long as she is enlarged by one size, she can be regarded as a very attractive woman.

She is not very young anymore, when she smiles, there are wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, but she still smiles very charmingly, and her watery eyes are even more unbearable!

She giggled, twisted her hips, walked to the person at the opposite table and said, "I admire you, I really admire you!"

The man's mouth was full of mud, and he couldn't even spit it out. He really didn't know what he had to make others admire.

The woman smiled and said: "I really have no way not to admire you, knowing that we are nearby, but still dare to chew your tongue here."

Before she finished speaking, someone shouted outside the window: "What nonsense are you talking to him!"

The roar was like a thunderbolt suddenly struck in mid-air, making people's ears buzzing.

Then there was another "bang", and the half-supported window was also shaken open, and a person rushed in like a wall, staring at the person at the opposite table.

He has to keep his head down to stare at him!

Because when he stood beside this man, he was twice his height.

"It's so big, no wonder the voice is so loud!" Liu Zian rubbed his ears and thought.

As soon as the tall giant finished speaking, he raised his fist and hit the person at the next table.Even if this punch didn't kill him alive, at least half his life had to be knocked out.

Liu Zian turned his head subconsciously, unwilling to see the bloody scene.

However, this punch did not hit the unlucky ghost. Suddenly, a figure flashed, and there was already someone standing in front of him.

The punch of the tall giant was exhausted, and he couldn't take it back anymore. He only heard the sound of "bu", the punch had really hit the man's stomach, but the sound seemed to hit a piece of nitrate. cowhide.

This person received a head-on punch, but his face remained unchanged, and he didn't even blink his eyes.

But his complexion was already terrible, as if he was wearing a blue cloth gown, which had been washed white, blue in white, blue in blue.

His shoulders are extremely broad and his arms are extremely long, but his whole body is so thin that only skin and bones remain.

This long and big blue shirt was worn on him, as if it was hanging empty on a hanger.

How could a man like that stand up to the giant's punch?It's hard to believe unless you see it with your own eyes.

The giant punched out, took three steps back, raised his head, and saw the man's face.

There was still no expression on the man's face.

The expression on the giant's face was very unique, as if he really wanted to smile at him, but he couldn't, obviously he couldn't, but he tried his best to force a smile.

The little woman bent over with laughter.

Everyone could see that she was smiling a little gloatingly, with malicious intentions.

The giant finally laughed, and said dryly, "Fortunately, I punched you this time."

The man said coldly, "Is it because I'm easy to bully?"

The giant immediately shook his head desperately, and said, "I swear, there is absolutely no such meaning."

Such a big man, at this moment, looks like a child who has done something wrong.

"Then what do you mean?"

The giant smiled and said: "In this Wuxian country, who doesn't know that Master Wu Pan is an indestructible body of diamond, and my punch on you is just like tickling?"

Wu Pan still had a straight face, and said, "I understand what you mean, Wu Li."

"Wu Li, rude, this name suits him." Liu Zian snickered.

Seeing what Wu Pan said, Wu Li heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "As long as Master Wu Pan understands."

Wu Pan said, "Do you mean that I can only be beaten, not others?"

Wu Li immediately shook his head desperately again, and said, "No, I definitely didn't mean that. Aunt Wu can testify for me."

The short woman suddenly giggled and said, "What he means is that Master Wu Pan is already indestructible, even if he gets punched by him, he won't care, and he won't be as knowledgeable as him."

It turned out that this woman was Aunt Wu.

Wu Li breathed a sigh of relief again, and said, "Today you finally said something human."

Wu Pan sneered, "Now you should understand that she is still helping you."

Suddenly there was a coughing sound outside, and a person sighed and said, "The dew is heavy late at night, and the wind is so strong. You all know that I can't stand it, so why are you still arguing inside? Do you want me to be seriously ill?" , until death."

This man spoke in a high-pitched voice, said a few words, coughed a few times, and seemed to be unable to catch his breath at any time. He was obviously a sick person, and he was very sick.

But upon hearing this man's words, even the haughty Lord Wu Pan's attitude changed, he became very humble and polite, and said: "This room is still warm, please come in quickly."

The patient outside said: "A son of a thousand pieces of gold can't sit in a hall, and a gentleman can't stand under a dangerous wall. For a pure gentleman like me, I will never go in where there are quarrels."

Wu Li hurriedly said, "Our quarrel is over."

"Is there anyone else ready to quarrel?" the patient asked again.To be honest, Liu Zian felt tired and flustered for him after listening to him.

Wu Li said: "Not anymore."

The patient finally came in with a sigh.

Although it had just rained and the weather was a bit cold, the visitor was wearing a leather robe, and his face was still blue from the cold, coughing and running nose at the same time, which was a bit strange.

In fact, he is not very old, but he is old and sick, like a dying person.

He looked so full of problems that someone could have straightened him out with a single finger.

But others respect him very much.

Wu Pan unexpectedly moved a chair for him to sit down, and when his coughing and wheezing stopped, he asked with a smile, "Are you feeling better now?"

The patient said with a straight face: "I'm still alive at last, and I haven't been mad at you to death."

"Now can you see if Mr. Baohe can come to this place?"

The patient sighed, stretched out a finger from the sleeve of the fox fur robe, pointed at Liu Zian and the others, and said, "Who are these guys?"

Aunt Wu said, "It's just an idler, so I'll drive him away immediately."

"Hurry up." The patient waved his hand.

"Wait!" Seeing the giant Wu Li walking towards him, Liu Zian subconsciously took two steps back and shouted, "I'm not idle."

"Then who are you?" Aunt Wu glanced at him and asked with a charming smile.

"I am Mr. Baohe's apprentice, and also his only apprentice!" Liu Zian said.

The patient looked Liu Zian up and down, and suddenly said, "Come here."

Liu Zian walked over as promised.

The patient looked him up and down for a long time, and said, "stick out your tongue and show me."

Sticking out your tongue on this occasion?

Liu Zian looked around, not knowing what to do.

He didn't want to cause trouble, but he didn't want to be taken as a joke either.

He didn't stick out his tongue.

Aunt Wu was giggling again, and said, "You must never have thought that someone would look at your tongue."

Liu Zian nodded in recognition.

Aunt Wu said: "The first time he asked me to stick out my tongue for him to see, I also thought it was weird."

"Oh?" Since they are both surnamed Wu, Liu Zian thought they were a family, but looking at it now, it seems that they are not.

"I've always had people asking me to show them, people wanting to see my face, people wanting to see my legs, people asking me to show them my ass."

Ju Mong subconsciously wanted to whistle, but he held back.But I have to admit that the parts she said are indeed worth seeing.

Aunt Wu smiled and said, "At that time, I was the same as you. I couldn't figure out why he wanted to look at my tongue."

"Now you have figured it out?" Liu Zian asked.

"At that time I couldn't figure it out, just because I didn't know who he was, but now..." Wu Gumei said with a smile: "Now wherever he wants to see me, I will show him."

Liu Zian noticed that Wu Li was staring there, held back a smile and asked, "Who is he?"

"He is the famous Lord Wu Peng."

Liu Zian smiled.

He really didn't expect that this person who was sick all over his body was actually the ancestor of the world's doctors.

Among these "witches", he was the only one who had heard of Wu Peng.

Aunt Wu smiled and said, "Don't look at his own illnesses, but no matter what illnesses other people have, he can spot them at a glance."

Wu Pan said coldly: "On weekdays, even if others kneel down to beg him, he wouldn't bother to look at it."

Aunt Wu said, "But Mr. Baohe must come here today."

Wu Pan said: "We don't know why he came here, but we must not take the slightest risk."

Aunt Wu said: "So let's see first, is there any dangerous people in this place, is there anyone sick?"

Wu Pan said: "Because if someone gets sick here, it is likely to be passed on to Mr. Baohe."

Aunt Wu said: "So he wants you to stick out your tongue to see if you are sick?"

Liu Zian sighed, and said, "It seems that Mr. Baohe has had a hard time these days."

Wu Peng also sighed, and said: "He is not easy, and we are not happy either."

Liu Zian smiled wryly, "That makes sense!"

Wu Peng said: "But now you don't need to stick out your tongue for me to see."

"why?"

"Because I have seen your illness."

"My illness?"

"It's not that bad."

"What disease?"

"Heart disease."

Liu Zian smiled. Although he was smiling, he was secretly surprised.

He is indeed sick in his heart, and the illness is indeed not serious, but is it obvious enough from this that people can see it?

"You have sickness on your face, and your heart is obviously red, and your anger is also very high. It must be because there is something in your heart that cannot be resolved, but you have been reluctantly suppressing it, so others will never see it. .”

This doctor, who is covered in illnesses, is actually a little bit good, even Liu Zian can't help but admire him.

Wu Peng said: "Fortunately, your disease will never be passed on to others."

Zhu Menghu

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