Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

Liu Zi'an regained his composure, and reached the bottom of the valley according to the method taught by Bai Xuan.

He originally thought that this place must be a more terrifying place even if it is under hell, but he thought it would be a quiet and beautiful place, so he was delusional for a while.

"I didn't expect this hell to be such a paradise!" Liu Zi'an sighed with confidence.If you take a closer look, you will find that this paradise is a place full of flat rivers, with fruit trees everywhere and vanilla in the wild.What's more, there are some strange trees with golden leaves and beautiful jade fruits, and some branches hang down one by one, which are actually five-color silk.

Suddenly, the branches trembled, and countless rare birds with exaggerated patterns flew out of the canopy.The sound of birdsong is far better than the best singers in the world, and it is mesmerizing.

As Liu Zian walked and looked, he saw clear and shallow streams flowing everywhere on the plains, the water was shining brightly, and various fishes were swimming in them, they were docile, lovely and carefree.He also saw a large field with many big gourds growing in it. Liu Zian cut open one of them and saw that it was filled with full-grained gourds.

What is even more surprising is that there is no trace of poisonous insects, vicious birds or beasts in such a place with abundant water and grass.

"If I hadn't just come down from hell, I would believe that this is the Heavenly Palace!" Liu Zian said with confidence.

Suddenly, there was singing in the distance.

Liu Zian walked forward following the sound, and saw a young man and a woman sitting under a tree in the distance, they were ecstasy facing each other, singing and entertaining each other.

Liu Zian's face turned red suddenly.

It turned out that both of them were naked/naked/naked, and their whole bodies were naked.

"Who are you? I have never seen you before!" The two men also saw Liu Zian and asked.

"I, I was passing by..."

Before Liu Zian finished speaking, the man put his index finger and thumb in a circle, put them on his lips, and blew a whistle.

Afterwards, I saw countless people coming from all directions, all of them looked like ordinary people, and they were naked.

Seeing that Liu Zian's clothes and appearance were different from theirs, those people were very curious and kept looking at him.

Has Liu Zian ever been surrounded by people like this?His face flushed with shame, he lowered his head and dared not speak.

Those people had seen enough, and began to chatter about Liu Zian's background.

Liu Zian briefly described his experience.

Everyone in Paradise felt novelty after hearing this.

They have never known what birth, old age, sickness and death are, nor do they understand joys and sorrows.They are all born from nothing, without father and mother, and disappear from the air when the time comes.

"Aren't you ashamed to be naked like this?"

"Shy?" Everyone in Paradise looked confused.

"Well, even if you're not shy, what if it's cold? What if it rains?"

"The weather has always been like this. Even if there is occasional wind and rain, it doesn't feel cold at all. And most of the rain falls at night."

"After it rains, the wine in Jiuquan will taste even better!"

"Aren't you working?"

"Work?"

"If you don't work, what do you eat and drink?"

"There are edible things everywhere. If you are thirsty, you can go to Jiuquan."

During the conversation, Liu Zian learned that there is no government office here, and everyone comes and goes freely and loves each other.There are also no merchants, because the products are abundant and there is no need for trade.

On weekdays, they often take each other to Jiuquan to drink and sing for fun. In their spare time, men and women often get together to rub their bellies for fun.

After everyone finished speaking, they invited Liu Zian to go to Jiuquan to drink fine wine together. Liu Zian couldn't refuse his kindness, so he had to go.

When we arrived at Jiuquan, the banquet had already begun, and the ground was covered with various fruits.Everyone is drinking and having fun, so happy.

"Guest, why do you only eat fruit and not drink?" Someone asked.

Liu Zian waved his hand and said, "Sir, I never let me drink too much."

"Who is sir?"

"Sir is my teacher, I have to listen to him."

"He's not here, how would he know if you've had a drink? Try it, this wine is delicious!"

"Taste it!" "Drink it!" Everyone booed beside them.

Liu Zian had no choice but to take a handful of wine with his hand and take a sip.

However, with just this mouthful, Liu Zian couldn't control himself anymore.

He had never had anything so delicious!

Seeing that he was no longer restrained, everyone clapped their hands and applauded.When it came to the rising place, it started singing and dancing.

At this time, Liu Zian was already drunk and staring in a daze.

The crowd took off his clothes, held his hand and danced together.

Liu Zian was very shy, twisting his body with his legs crossed, looking quite ridiculous.

Everyone asked him to sing again, Liu Zian sang a few lines, but his five notes were not complete, and everyone who listened laughed.Liu Zian himself also stood there, laughing nonchalantly.

"It's such a paradise!" He thought to himself.

Delicious food and wine are intoxicating.I forgot where I came from and where I was going...

In a trance, Liu Zian raised his eyes and suddenly saw a mirror hanging in the air, and he saw that the men and women on the ground were huge, their hair roots were rough and black as caves, and countless bugs were crawling in and out.

"Still awake?!"

At this moment, I suddenly heard someone shouting and asking, it was Mr. Baohe's voice.

"Sir, save me!" Liu Zian yelled and woke up from the dream, and it took him a while to recover.Looking around, I saw countless people in the paradise, in pairs, having fun in the clouds and rain.

Liu Zian suddenly felt a chill, only felt that he had done a huge scandal, and Fujue Mr. Baohe might be looking at him as a joke.So he hurriedly found clothes, put them on in a mess, and sneaked away while it was dark.

At dawn, Liu Zian had already walked under a big mountain and was about to take a rest when he suddenly saw two people jumping off a big peach tree in front of the mountain.

Those two people have the same appearance, they are extremely ugly!

His face is like lacquer, his eyebrows are upturned, his eyes are connected to his ears, his face is full of pickled mustaches, and his nose hair is more than a foot long; his body is ridiculously tall, at least three feet, his legs are thin and boneless, but his chest is broad and tight. .

When Liu Zian saw it, he couldn't help laughing. He had seen many people in his life, and these two were the most ugly.

"Who is making noise here?" One of them asked angrily.

Because the two were too tall and Liu Zian was sitting again, he never saw them.

"Here!" Liu Zian waved.

The two of them looked down, said "Hey" and said, "Who are you, why are you so small?"

"You two were born too tall!" Liu Zian said.

The two laughed loudly after hearing this, and said: "You little guy is interesting, aren't you afraid of us two?"

"Why should I be afraid of you two?"

"Do you know who we are?"

"Who?"

"I'm afraid to scare you to death if I say it! I am Shen Tu, and he is Yu Lei!"

Liu Zian was silent for a while, and said, "Door God?"

"What door god?! We are the Eastern Ghost Emperor."

"Oh." Liu Zian was not interested in this.

"Who are you, little guy? Why did you come to this ghost gate?"

"I'm Liu Zian, passing by here to find my husband."

"Who is your husband? Not everyone can enter this ghost gate! I don't think you have any supernatural powers, don't look for the wrong place."

"I'm going to find Mr. Baohe."

"Mr. Baohe? Who is that..." Shen Tu muttered.

"You forgot? It's that one. The one who lives in Qiushan." Yu Lei reminded.

"Oh, I remembered." Shen Tu nodded, "But didn't that guy not live in Qiushan long ago?"

"It's back again."

"Didn't you leave?"

"I came back after leaving!"

"No, I left after I came back!"

While talking, the two actually started fighting.For a time, the sky was dark and the sun and the moon were dark.

"Oh! Don't fight, you two!" Liu Zian shouted.

Seeing that the two did not listen, he said again: "Dead! Dead!"

When the two heard the words, they stopped.

"What are you talking about?! Who is dead?"

"You guys are fighting so lively, what if you hurt me by mistake?" Liu Zian said, "Besides, brothers are so friendly, so why fight?"

"We are happy!"

"The world is full of wonders, and you two enjoy fighting, you are really strange people!" Liu Zian laughed, "Speaking of which, where is the autumn mountain you mentioned? How did you get there?"

"Qiushan is the place where Mr. Baohe lives, but he often wanders around, no one is sure if he is there." Yu Lei said, "But you can go and see."

Liu Zian thanked him, and then asked, "Where is this place? How far is it from Qiushan?"

"This mountain is Taozhi Mountain. Most of the ghosts of emperors, generals, talented scholars, beauties, assassins and warriors who made mistakes in history are here. They left their names in history by virtue of what they did during their lifetime. , After death, he refused to admit his crimes. The two of us are guarding here, and any ghosts that are thrown over can be thrown into the hungry tigers at will to grind their spirits."

"I see, where is the hungry tiger?"

Hearing Shen Tu's long howl, a huge white tiger with hanging eyes and golden eyes jumped down from the peach tree.

Liu Zian was taken aback.

"Why, are you afraid?" Yu Lei said.

"No, no." Liu Zi'an calmed down and said, "I think the foul breath in its mouth is too foul."

"Those emperors, generals, talented scholars, beauties, and assassin warriors are all flesh and blood made of feces, so it's no wonder they stink." Shen Tu laughed loudly.

"It turns out that we mortals are such roles in their eyes." Liu Zian said with confidence.

"By the way, if you want to go to Qiushan, you can go here." Yu Lei pointed to him sideways, "If someone asks you on the road, you can say that we two brothers told you."

Liu Zian nodded in response.

"Hurry up and find your master, when you come back from your studies, we'll have a good fight!" Shen Tu and Yu Lei waved their hands.

Liu Zian was noncommittal about this, and left after entering the gate of hell.

After passing the gate of hell, the scene in front of me is quite different from that at the other end.

As far as the eye can see, it is all desolate, the land is cracked, there is no vegetation, no fish or animals, and even no wind.

"I don't know what is the mystery of such a desolate place?" Liu Zian said in peace.

After walking not far, rolling hills appeared in front of him, and on the mountain walls were all strange-looking people.

Those characters are all more than three feet tall, male and female, extremely majestic.

Liu Zian was a little timid and wanted to take a detour, but looked around, but there was no other way.

"It seems that we can only take the risk." Liu Zian said with confidence, took a few deep breaths, and walked towards the mountain.

When he got closer, Liu Zi'an could see clearly that these huge guys were all firmly tied to the mountain.

"I don't know what crime they have committed." Liu Zian said, shaking his head.

Just as he was about to leave, he was stopped by someone.

"Hey, little thing, are you a message sent by the Yellow Emperor?" one of them said suddenly.

Liu Zian was taken aback, turned his head to look, and suddenly felt that his previous evaluation of Shen Tu and Yu Lei was biased.

There really are uglier guys in this world than the two of them!

I saw that the talking guy had nine heads, and each head had only a few sporadic hairs. Several heads were piled up chaotically, squeezing each other, and the eyes and nose were ridiculously small.Compared with it, his body is quite big, as high as a nine-story building when coiled up.

Liu Zian could see clearly that this guy is a snake demon!

What's more, his body was full of stench, so strong that it couldn't be melted away, making it difficult for people to approach.

"I'm an ordinary person, and I've never met the Yellow Emperor." Liu Zian said, "Speaking of which, since you can talk, why don't you talk to each other? At least it will make things easier."

"You little brat knows nothing!" the snake demon snorted coldly.

Liu Zian became angry when he heard this, and said, "Hey, snake demon, is there any reason for your words?"

"Snake demon?!" The man laughed loudly, "You little guy really doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth! You only know that life is dead when no one speaks, but you don't know that there is a place where you sing and laugh every day, but you are really dead!"

Liu Zian thought of the "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", but still asked, "Why do you go around talking! Where is that place?"

That guy didn't speak anymore, at this time, another person interrupted.

"Little guy, who are you? Why did you come here?"

When Liu Zian saw that person, he was as ugly as the snake demon who spoke just now.

Human face, snake body, red hair; a big face, eyebrows are very thick, the distance between the eyebrows is probably less than a foot.The eyes and nose are also big, it can even be said that it is everywhere, and the whole snake body is also twice the size of the guy who just spoke.His hair was messy, and there was a dark red liquid dripping from it, Liu Zian guessed it was blood.

"I'm Liu Zian. I got separated from my master earlier, and I'm going to look for him."

"Is your master here?"

"Not here, but in Qiushan."

"Akiyama..." the guy sighed, "I haven't heard from that guy for a long time. Is he still alive?"

"Live well." Liu Zian replied angrily.I thought: This guy is really rude!

"In that case, is the Yellow Emperor still alive..."

"Which emperor are you talking about?" Liu Zian asked, "There were wars in the past few years, and many emperors died."

"Nonsense, there is only one person in the Yellow Emperor, even if there is a gun, it's not him!" another person said loudly.

Liu Zian felt relieved and understood that they were talking about the Yellow Emperor.

Liu Zi'an looked at the person who spoke, looking like a blind man, but his whole body was pierced by countless arrows, and his whole body was red.

"Floating! My lord, when will you interrupt?" said the man in the body of a hydra, and the bear-like guy shut his mouth embarrassingly.

"The Yellow Emperor is really dead?" asked the guy called the lord.

"Dead early!" Liu Zian said, "By the way, who are you? Could it be that you were from the time of the Yellow Emperor? Also, what is your relationship with my master?"

"Our lord is Gonggong!" said the Hydra man, "I am Xiangliu."

"Ah, you are people from mythology! It was mentioned in "Shan Hai Jing"!" Liu Zian shouted.

"What is the Classic of Mountains and Seas?" Gong Gong asked.

""Shan Hai Jing" is a book, you are all mentioned in it! I thought it was just a legend!"

Gong Gong pondered for a while, then asked: "Brother Xing Tian, ​​who do you think wrote this book?"

I only heard a very low and strange voice, saying: "Who else in this world understands the cause and effect of things better than that one?"

Liu Zian took a look and saw a half-human body and two hands protruding from a huge rock, holding a shield in one hand and a hatchet in the other.The man holding these two weapons is already shocking, what's even more surprising is that this guy has no head? !

"You are... Xing Tian?" Liu Zian asked.

"How do you know? Could it be that I was also mentioned in that book?" Xing Tian asked.

"Because Gong Gong called you Xing Tian just now." Liu Zian said in peace, but he still said, "Well, it's written."

"How did you write it? Tell me about it?"

It seems that Xing Tian still wants to care about his image in future generations.

"The book said that you wanted to help Emperor Yan regain power, so you went to the Yellow Emperor alone to compete. In the end, the Yellow Emperor beheaded his head and buried it in Changyang Mountain. But you were not willing to give in, so you used your breasts as double breasts. eyes, using the navel as the mouth, holding the shield in the left hand and the ax in the right hand, waving it towards the sky, and continuing to fight."

"That's right! That's it!" Xing Tian smiled, "He wasn't there at the time, how could he know so clearly?"

"Between the heaven and the earth, is there anything that that person doesn't know?" someone asked.

Liu Zian looked and found that the man who spoke had a bronze head and iron forehead, a human body and bird feet, four eyes and six hands, and a sharp horn on his head.

"Who are you?" Liu Zian asked.

"Why, you mentioned them in your book, but you didn't mention me?" the man asked back.

Liu Zian scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "Perhaps I mentioned it, but I was sloppy and passed by in a blink of an eye."

"I am Chiyou. Like Xingtian and Gonggong, I refused to obey the Yellow Emperor. Therefore, I commanded hundreds of thousands of gods, ghosts and beasts, iron soldiers and bronze generals, and fought against him in Zhuolu and Jizhou. Although he was flooded seven times The army beat him to the ground and fled, but in the end he was defeated accidentally. The guy was so cruel that he killed Kui and skinned it to make a drumhead in order to win. He also killed a good thunder beast and took it I made drumsticks out of my bones. It’s not in vain that he spent so much effort. The drum was indeed shocking and weeping. When the drum sounded, we suddenly lost our minds and were defeated like a mountain. Then he was taken over by the emperor's servant! Even now, thinking about it, I still feel hateful! Tell me, why do villains always succeed?!"

Chi You hadn't finished speaking in that room, and sighs came from all directions, mixed with muffled weeping.

Among them, the howling sound of a few monsters is the most astonishing.

When Liu Zian looked at it, he saw that the monster was as big as a bull, had no horns, only one foot, no skin on its body, and the fresh red meat was still dripping with blood.

"Kui, Kui, I think back then when you walked alone between the heaven and the earth, shuttled across the great river and the sea, the momentum was like wind and rain, and the sound was like thunder from the sky. And justice?!"

"It turns out that this monster is Kui." Liu Zi said in peace.

"Are you all trapped here by the Yellow Emperor?"

"I'm ashamed, ashamed, but the defeated general can only be raped like this, and he doesn't even have the chance to commit suicide." Chi You said.

"Look at this mountain, there are all people who were defeated by him back then. Who was not a hero back then? Now they are all suffering here." Gong Gong sighed.

"Hateful! Hateful!" Liu Zian gritted his teeth.

Just when everyone was reminiscing bitterness, the sky suddenly darkened, the sun was blocked, and a large black cloud drifted towards the mountain.

No, that's not a dark cloud!

After a closer look, Liu Zian realized that it was a flock of black birds!

"It's coming! It's coming!" Only a cry of pain was heard.

"What is that?" Liu Zian asked.

"That's the punishment the Yellow Emperor gave us!" Someone said in horror.

While he was talking, those iron birds covered the sky and pressed down on him.

"Run! Run into the crevice of the mountain!" Chi You shouted, "You are so small, they won't be able to hurt you for a while!"

Before he finished speaking, a bird entered from his crotch, and then came out from his crotch, which was extremely tragic.

"If you see your master, you must ask him to save us!" Another person shouted.

Liu Zian made a note in his heart, covered his head, and ran towards the crevice of the mountain.

The author has something to say: Dr. Cao felt that Aning was always frizzy, so he asked her to practice characterization.

The task given is fishing, and it is required to catch at least one fish every day.

however……

Doctor Cao: "Ah Ning, why haven't you gone fishing today?"

Aning: "I'm back (*￣▽￣*)"

Dr. Cao: (-__-) What about the b-fish?

Aning: In the corner, if you don’t believe me, let him speak for himself.

Xiao Yu'er: That's right, I was caught by Master!