A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

When it was dark again, the two unicorn hair balls, who were full of food and drink, jumped into the bed of the couch, picked up the mobile phone Qi Jia gave them, and came out to play games.

Sure enough, mobile phones are a good treasure to coax children.

However, Qingyan brought a snack box and came to the two elder brothers, Mao Tuan, and said, "Two elder brothers, I have something to ask you. This is a little bit of my heart, I hope you will accept it."

"Little brother, when did you learn to be so hypocritical? Come on, what do you want us to do for you?" The red-haired ball hooked its paws, signaling him to open the snack box.

Qingyan opened the box of handmade snacks. This is the work of a well-known snack shop on Taobao. Qi Jia has never been willing to eat it. The packaging is very exquisite, which makes people fall in love with it at a glance.

"Wow, it looks good, what do you want us to do?" The black hairball came over and grabbed a lollipop.

"I'm out of money." Qingyan said straight to the point, "I hope the two elder brothers will help me!"

"But the gold and silver conjured up by the immortals are all blindfolds, and they will soon turn into stones. We can't help you conjure up those fake coins to deceive people." Hongmaotuan said.

"Because of this, I begged my two elder brothers to help me make money. Qi Jia and I are going to start a unicorn plantation field in the backyard garden. We need you to provide fertilizer. If you join us, we will be able to grow ganoderma lucidum tomorrow and sell it. A lot of money." Qingyan's method of getting rich turned out to be to use his elder brother... poo...

Hei Maotuan actually agreed with his younger brother's idea of ​​getting rich through hard work, and said: "Your idea is very good, but you can't make much money by only selling Ganoderma lucidum. As brothers, we came to the mortal world to help you accumulate merit. Well, I have some seeds of spirit grass and spirit flowers here, let's plant them together. After planting, you can call those earth immortals who have some spare money to buy them. These plants are necessary for cultivating immortals and refining magic weapons. Immortals have been cultivating in the mortal world for many years, and the wealth they have hoarded is also very considerable."

"But I don't know Earth Immortal, how can I sell it?" Qing Yan said.

"There are special markets in every place where earth immortals use to exchange supplies, but ordinary people can't see it. We plant first and take you there after the harvest." The black-haired ball patted the red-haired ball that was licking snacks: " Stop eating! Start working!"

"Wow, there is also a special market, just like Harry Potter." Qi Jia took a small golden lucky bag filled with various seeds conjured up by the black hair ball, "Let's do gardening!"

So a few people came to a well-turned nursery in the back garden. This nursery, Qingyan, asked his men to turn over the soil and water it during the day to make it look good, just waiting for sowing. There is probably a small fish pond so big.

In order not to let anyone discover their secret, Qingyan has already ordered everyone not to enter the back garden, and even locked the garden gate.

The black-haired group said: "You should sow the seeds first."

Qi Jia then opened the lucky bag and poured out the seeds inside. To his surprise, it turned out that these supposedly rare elixir and spirit grass seeds were not what he imagined, but some small crystal balls exuding colorful and beautiful shimmers. !

"It's amazing! It turns out that this is the plant seed used for cultivating immortals!" Qing Yan exclaimed as she picked up a seed.

"Our little brother is a bumpkin." Hongmaotuan complained.

"That's right." The black-haired group nodded.

After getting the seeds, Qingyan and Qi Jia rolled up their trouser legs, put on rubber boots and entered the nursery, and started planting the seeds like farmers.A packet of seeds is planted in its entirety within a short time.

Then Qi Jia pushed another big plastic basin, which had already put the agricultural flower fertilizer he found from the warehouse.

"Two unicorn emperors, please!" Qi Jia and Qing Yan offered the hairballs to defecate in the plastic basin.

"For my little brother, let's go!" The red-haired ball jumped into the big basin full of fighting spirit, with two front paws resting on the edge of the basin, and shouted imposingly: "I want to poop!!!!!!"

"I always feel that something is wrong..." The black hair group stood next to it in the same posture and said.

The two hair balls faced each other and thought for a while, then suddenly shouted: "Go away! We can't pull it out!!!"

Now you all know how embarrassing it is to be watched by people shitting!hum!Qingyan thought, so he went for a walk with Qi Jia.

The two of them had just walked to the corridor when the figure that suddenly appeared frightened them——

I saw Heavenly Emperor and Ling Han sitting on the chairs, as if they had been waiting for them for a long time!

"Master! Why are you here?" Qingyan asked in surprise.

"We're here to ask you to find the treasure together, where are the two unicorn fur balls?" Ling Han asked.

"They're shitting for farming." Qi Jia told the truth.

"Okay, then let's not take them, let them focus on pulling." Ling Han said, "Qi Jia also come together, the treasure map shows that the treasure is in the capital!"

"Where is it in the capital? Do you want us to dig with tools?" Qi Jia was excited, feeling like a tomb robber.

"The treasure map shows that the place where the treasure is hidden is under a brothel in the capital." Ling Han said, "And the main project of that brothel seems to be male prostitutes."

"Gay bar!?" Qi Jia (⊙o⊙)

"It doesn't matter where he is, as long as he finds the treasure, it's not too late, let's go!" Qingyan said.

The brothel Ling Han mentioned is called Tianqi Tower, and it is quite famous in the elite circles of the capital.It is a very high-end place, and you have to pay an entry fee of one hundred taels of silver to enter the door. The petty officials inside are also talented, and they are not at the same level as those working in low-level brothels.

Of course, the cost is also prohibitively high.

Qingyan called out the carriage from his mansion, and took the Emperor Qi Jia Linghan to spend in such entertainment places, but he didn't have any money now.

Although Tianqi Tower is located in a very old folk alley, it looks ordinary from the outside, but when you enter the door, it is colorful and exquisitely decorated, even more beautiful than the concubine's residence in the palace.

This time, the emperor of entertainment consumption is the host. Of course, the emperor's wheelchair was carried in first when entering the door. The guards asking for money are all beautiful. They were not expensive, so they underestimated the Emperor of Heaven, not wanting Ling Han, the follower of the Emperor of Heaven, to take out 300 taels of silver bills to pay the fee, and the servant wanted to give them some change.

"No need, the rest of the money is for tipping you." Ling Han said boldly, "Go inside and report that the whole garden is covered by our young master tonight."

"My lord, what did you say?!" The boy was stunned.They have been guarding the gate for so long, even the richest man in the capital and the princes and nobles have never said such rich and powerful words!

You must know that Tianqi Building is the most luxurious shopping place in the capital!The price of renting out the entire Tianqi Building is unimaginable!Could it be that these people are here to make trouble, or they are bumpkins who have never seen the world!Do you think this is an ordinary brothel? !

"Masters, it's not that we don't inform you, it's just..." The boy wondered.

Ling Han took out a bank note, put it in his hand and said: "I just want you to report, just pass a message, go report, this bank note is yours."

The young man swallowed his saliva and looked at the bank note carefully. When he saw it, his legs trembled with fright, and he stammered: "Master... Master... There are too many wives!!"

"Go! What are you still doing!" Ling Han glared, and the boy happily ran to inform the manager of Tianqi Building.I'm afraid that the amount of the bank note will make him kicked out of Tianqi Tower by the manager immediately, and he will be so happy that he can't sleep.

In fact he was planning to leave the next day.

Qi Jia and Qing Yan == standing behind Ling Han, feeling the heartache of burning money. Although the emperor is burning money, it is money after all!

After a while, the manager came out—the manager is a sensible person who dares to say such things. He is either a bumpkin or a local tyrant from the local area, or a master with real skills. The martial arts conference will be held in the capital recently. The overlord who was in the wind and the wind came to show off, even if the other party couldn't afford so much money, the master who couldn't afford to offend, so he hurried out to greet him.