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Chapter 185
Although paparazzi and major entertainment magazines do not go to work on Saturdays and Sundays, the onlookers do not go to work. The incident about the instant noodle princess has been laughed out loud on Weibo, and it has started to move to various entertainment forums. Everyone is reading the negative news about the instant noodle princess. .
Some people found out that the instant noodle princess was able to join the film crew because she had a godfather like Chang Xin, but Chang Xin has been in a lawsuit recently, and she hasn't gotten herself out yet.
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou had nothing to do on Saturdays and Sundays. They didn't need to go to work or to the film crew. They just rested at home and observed the direction of the instant noodle incident.
Many people ridiculed the instant noodle princess, and gave instant noodles to P as themselves, how hungry and thirsty that is, everyone laughed uncontrollably, and some people said that the instant noodle princess's approach was wrong, after all, this is a surveillance video of other companies.
However, there were also a lot of people rushing over to clean up the scandal. I don't know if it was the public relations team or the group of fan nerds. I must say that this matter has nothing to do with our goddess, it was all done by the paparazzi.
On Sunday afternoon, Princess Instant Noodles posted another Weibo, this time calling Aite Qihou, the content was still pretending to be a white lotus, saying that this incident had a bad influence on everyone, although I did not do it, but The cause is me, and I got Brother Lu Bai involved. I and Brother Lu Bai were very happy when we were filming on the set. I hope Brother Lu Bai will not be unhappy because of such things, but I still have to apologize sincerely. Please don’t scold my fans.
Wu Jiu laughed when he saw this Weibo, and he was still pretending to be a white lotus, emphasizing again and again that this matter has nothing to do with her, not only that, but also emphasizing that he is pitiful, and he has to apologize regardless of his own affairs.
Wu Jiu squinted his eyes, thinking that he would wait for the results of Baoquan to be found out, and see what else you can pretend to be a white lotus.
Early on Monday morning, Qihou was going to the set. On Sunday night, Wu Jiu specially made three big bento boxes for him. The three boxes were full. I didn't know that I thought Qihou was going to sell bento wholesale.
Wu Jiu got up early in the morning and heated up one of the bento boxes. When Qi Hou came out of the shower, he saw Wu Jiu in a neat suit, putting the bento box into an ice bag, and then took out the warmed one and handed it to him. , Said: "This is for eating in the car in the morning, Xiaoyan will drive to pick you up later."
Qihou immediately became happy, and said, "Second brother, you are so kind, and you even prepared snacks for me in the car."
Wu Jiao thought to himself, what a snack!You eat so much rice for snacks!
Wu Jiu said helplessly, "I knew you would steal food on the way, but at noon you told me that I didn't have anything to eat. You're so pitiful."
Qihou said: "It's a pity that I don't have to eat."
Wu Jiao ignored him and pretended to be pitiful, and continued to say: "The one on top is for lunch. If you don't have enough lunch, you can eat this. The box below is for when you are hungry in the afternoon. Let me tell you, if you eat it in the car later I don’t care if I’m hungry at noon or afternoon.”
Originally, Qihou wanted to solve everything secretly in the car, but after looking at it like this, it turned out that Wu Jiao had seen through him a long time ago, so he could only raise a charming smile and smiled at Wu Jiao.
On Monday today, there was still a traffic jam on the road, the two of them sat down to have breakfast, Xiao Yan drove to pick up Qihou, Qihou reluctantly bid farewell to Wu Jiao, saying: "Second brother, I'm going to the set, be good Go to Work."
Wait... Qihou seems to have robbed his lines?How do you feel like you're the one who doesn't worry?
Wu Jiu rubbed his forehead helplessly, and said, "Don't eat it all in the car!"
Qihou said with a smile: "Understood."
As he said, he put on the insulated lunch bag, and held a box of warm bento in the other hand, something to eat on the way, and he was ready to go out.
Wu Jiu sent him to the porch, Qi Hou changed his shoes, lowered his head, kissed Wu Jiu lightly on the forehead, and said with a smile: "Honey, I'm going out."
Wu Jiu's face turned red for a moment, he gave Qihou a hard look, and said, "What a mess, call me husband!"
Qi Hou laughed heartily, and immediately changed his words, "Honey, I'm going out!"
As he said, he quickly left with his bento box. Wu Jiao sent him out, then closed the door immediately, touched his cheek, and it was not the first time he was called husband, but the few times before, it was Wu Jiao lied, because Qihou didn't know the meaning of husband at all, and thought the word husband was inelegant and ugly, but now it sounds really shameless, and Qihou obviously already knows what husband means.
Recalling the deception and abduction he did in the past, Wu Jiu was ashamed to face others.
After adjusting his mood, Wu Jiao also went out quickly. He didn't need to bring a lunch box for himself, because Wu Jiao's food intake was that of a normal man.
Wu Jiu drove out and soon arrived at the company. Just after entering the company, someone happened to come in together, the manager of the security department. When the manager saw Wu Jiu, he immediately went up to him and said, "Mr. gone."
Upon hearing this, Wu Jiu immediately said, "What's going on?"
The manager immediately asked Wu Jiu to go to protect everything together. On Friday, Wu Jiao asked the manager to investigate. The manager was busy with this matter on Saturday and Sunday. As expected, he found out and checked all the people who went to work on Friday. There was a young employee who had just joined the company and sneaked into the monitoring room. It was noon when everyone went out to eat, and the person who stayed on duty happened to go to the bathroom. There is no surveillance inside, only the corridor, so I can't see what he did.
The security manager said: "It must have been done by him. There is nothing suspicious about the others."
Wu Jiu said, "Have you asked me?"
The security manager said, "Not yet."
Wu Jiu narrowed his eyes and said, "Called to your office, I want to ask in person."
The security manager immediately agreed and asked someone to call the newcomer to the office.
The newcomer was suddenly called, and came to the security manager's office with some trepidation. After entering, he saw that the person sitting in front of the desk was not the security manager, but the security manager was sitting behind. Years old young man.
The man's face is not too beautiful. In their company, you can often see some beautiful celebrities coming and going, so he is not beautiful, but his face is very gentle, his temperament is dusty, and there is a kind of...unspeakable majesty.
The security manager said, "This is Mr. Wu."
The newcomer was frightened and said, "Mr. Wu."
Wu Jiao looked at him indifferently, and said, "I heard that you go to work on Friday."
The newcomer nodded quickly, he is the floor security, because this is Zhaojia's entertainment company, so many artists and stars will come here, have meetings, sign contracts, shoot commercials, take classes, exercise, etc. Many paparazzi want to get in, security is naturally indispensable, There will be security on every floor.
Security guards were not very demanding when they were recruiting, and some good and bad people were mixed. This newcomer just came in and was in charge of floor patrol.
Wu Jiu tuned out the scene of the newcomer cat sneaking into the monitoring room while there was no one there, and played it in front of the newcomer.
The new security guard turned pale with fright, and Wu Jiu said slowly, "I didn't call you here to say anything, don't be nervous, I just want to tell you first, I have already notified the company's lawyer about this matter." Department, what you do, wait for a lawsuit."
After he finished speaking, the security guard was trembling with fright, and immediately said: "Don't! Don't! Mr. Wu! Please forgive me! Someone asked me to do this! She gave me 1000 yuan, Mr. Wu, please forgive me , I don’t want the money anymore, I’ll give it back to you!”
Wu Jiu narrowed his eyes and said, "Who is it?"
The security guard immediately said, "It's...it's a woman. She gave me money and forced me to do this, and I...can't do anything about it."
That Baoquan had never seen any big world at all, so he confessed directly. It turned out that Wu Jiu and Qi Hou came to the company on Friday, and Qi Hou was going to shoot a commercial, and the third girl asked for leave from the crew. Said that Qi Hou was shooting an advertisement, and he seemed to have a lot of momentum, and suddenly thought of a way to hype himself.
What's the best way to hype it?Of course it's a scandal.
So the third woman found a security guard, gave him money, gave him benefits, and promised that as long as the security guard found a clearer photo of her, she would sleep with him once.
1000 yuan is actually too little, like sending a beggar, but when Baoquan heard that he could sleep with that woman once, he was a little bit moved, because Baoquan knew her. The pure goddess in my heart, if I can sleep with such a person, it would be too embarrassing to say it.
So the security guard heartily agreed...
Wu Jiu said, "Is there any evidence? Who knows if what you said is true?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The security guard immediately said: "There is evidence, this transfer record, does it count as evidence, and... and..."
During the security period, Ai Ai said: "She gave me the money, but didn't mention the sleeping thing, I just... thought I might be cheated, and then asked her, just in case, I secretly recorded it, and it turned out... "
Wu Jiu said, "Give me the recording."
How dare the security guard not give it to him, he immediately handed over the phone to Wu Jiu, and opened the recording.
Baoquan gave the video to the third woman, but the third woman only gave Baoquan 1000 yuan, and then didn't mention anything about going to bed. Baoquan was just in case, and he was smart enough to turn on the recording, showing all the faces of the third woman. exposed.
I heard the third woman in the recording say: "You look like this? You still want to sleep with me!? Can you stop being funny?"
The voice of the security guard said: "You promised before, I will steal the surveillance for you, and you will give me 1000 yuan, and you will sleep with me once."
The voice of the third woman said: "Take it seriously, sleep with me, do you know how much it costs to sleep with me? My introduction fee is very high! Changxin will pay me hundreds of thousands for sleeping with me once! You even bought me a villa once! Can you afford it? With your shabby appearance, you still want to sleep with me, shit!"
The voice of the security guard said: "Why are you doing this? You don't count what you say. If you only have 1000 yuan, I won't do this job. Now you have taken the things and regretted it. Believe it or not, I will tell others how disgusting you are!"
The voice of the third woman said wildly: "Hey, I really don't believe it. I'm not bragging. I'm a pure girl in my image. Even if you tell this, others will think you are a disgusting nerd with wishful thinking. That's enough, don't disgust me here, nerds are the worst, they want to sleep and dream when they have no money, you idiot, get the hell out of here."
The face of the third girl is really good-looking, just listening to the recording, she already has a strong sense of the picture.
Normally, the third girl is very well-behaved, very shy, very shy, even talking loudly can scare her, but the third girl in this audio is even swearing, it is really scary.
Such conclusive evidence is simply a slap in the face.
Wu Jiu took the audio, and immediately went to Feng Shu, Qihou's agent, to let Feng Shu handle this matter. After all, Feng Shu is a famous agent, and this kind of thing happens a lot, so it's best to know how to deal with it .
Wu Jiu went downstairs to Feng Shu's office. As soon as he got out of the elevator, he was still in the corridor when he heard a strange voice coming from the stairwell next to him. It turned out to be Feng Shu's voice.
Feng Shu's voice was full of tears, and said: "Don't come, you will be seen by others, please..."
The other voice smiled, and Wu Jiu recognized it immediately because it was Zhao Jia because it sounded familiar.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Jia came to their company to report early in the morning, which is really amazing.
Zhao Jia laughed and said, "But you like the way you look, look, shhh—don't cry, I feel so sorry for crying."
Wu Jiu suddenly had a headache, looked at his watch, and saw that he was about to go to work in 5 minutes, so he knocked on the closed stairwell door and said through the door: "Feng Shu, I have something to ask you, I'll go first Your office is waiting for you, come over when you are done."
it's over...
Oh shit!
Feng Shu was in a state of shock in the dark stairwell, almost frightened Wu Jiu to death, but was overheard by Mr. Wu, he was ashamed to see anyone.
Wu Jiao went into Feng Shu's office and waited. Feng Shu's little assistant quickly made tea and water for Wu Jiao. After 10 minutes, Feng Shu came over. His face was as red as a boiled crab, and his lips were torn. , There is also a hickey mark on the chin.
Wu Zhengzheng was reading the entertainment magazine in Feng Shu's office, when he saw Feng Shu coming in, he raised his eyebrows.
Seeing Wu Jiu's playful eyes, Feng Shu quickly said, "Wu...Mr. Wu, what's the matter?"
Wu Jiu didn't want to tease him, so he showed Feng Shu the audio and told the story. Feng Shu fell asleep on Friday, so he didn't know about it. To guide public opinion, but he found that public opinion does not seem to need the guidance of a public relations team, and many people are oriented to Qihou.
I wanted to deal with this matter at work today, but Wu Jiao sent it to him, Feng Shu immediately said: "Don't worry, Mr. Wu."
The third girl is also an artist of the company, but she has never been famous. Later, she got a little fame after currying favor with Changxin. Now both Qihou and the third girl have problems. Even without this audio, the company is still prepared to keep Qihou from Those who protect the third girl, if the third girl is not paying attention now, then she will not be protected.
Feng Shu said: "I will communicate with her agent, and an announcement will be made as soon as this afternoon."
Wu Jiu nodded and said, "Then I can rest assured."
He stood up and left quickly.
Feng Shu was very agile in his work. At noon, he issued a statement, criticizing the third woman's actions, explaining the whole story, and saying that the company could not accept the character of the third woman, so he decided to discuss with the third woman. The contract will be terminated, and the characters in the large-scale historical drama Qihuan Kilometer will also be replaced. Please forgive me for the inconvenience caused.
At the same time, there were also "paparazzi" who accidentally released the recording of the third girl. The third girl was talking about "stupid" and was full of sleep. It also hit the otaku on the map.
In the past, many people whitewashed the third woman because there were many nerds, and the third woman was a goddess of otaku.
The appearance of the third female package is gentle and quiet, who knows that it is too ugly to call an idiot, and the goddess has slept with so many men, and the price is clearly marked, and the most important thing is that she really did it. Yes, the white lotus has been installed for so long, and the hearts of the nerds are all disillusioned.
You must know that the power of the otaku is also great, and immediately swept the Weibo of the third woman, scolding the dog blood, and PS all the photos of the third woman, and the photos of the instant noodle goddess are everywhere.
There was a wave of instant noodle princess PS craze on Weibo, posting photos of the third girl next to various people, some snuggling up to telephone poles, trash cans, and gorillas.
When the accident happened, the third female was still domineering on the set, this time she was playing against Qihou, her acting skills were even more terrifying than Qihou, an inexperienced person, the key point was not professional at all, his benefactor, Changxin, had already entered , still struggling to fish herself out, but the third female was not worried at all, as if she was waiting for the benefactor to come back and continue to support her.
Because of the instant noodle incident, the third woman held a grudge against Qi Hou. Don't look at how she said she was pitiful and even apologized to Qi Hou. In a scene, I don’t know how many times it was NG, the director yelled, the hat was thrown again and again, and the water glasses were smashed one after another, but the acting was not good.
The third woman was still fanning with a small convenient electric fan, and when she saw Xiaoyan and Miao Xin handing over ice water to Qi Hou, she said proudly, "You! It's you! Didn't you see that my throat was about to smoke? Baby, pass me a bottle of ice water!"
Xiaoyan saw that the third woman was pointing at him, and he was not her assistant, and the third woman was still so insulting to Brother Lu, why did he give her water?
Xiao Yan glared at the third woman, but ignored her. After being stared at, the third woman became very angry, and immediately strode over, raising her hand to slap Xiao Yan's mouth.
Xiao Yan was startled, and hurriedly hid back, almost falling down. When Qi Hou saw it, he was immediately furious. Back then, Yan E was loyal. Qi Hou still remembered that he wanted to take Yan E as his goddaughter, but at that time Yan'e was frightened and did not agree, but Qihou still protected the calf in his heart.
The third girl was going to slap Xiaoyan's mouth as soon as she came up, how could Marquis Qi not care about what he was doing, and rushed up immediately, "Boom!!!", the third girl fell to the ground and sat on a big buttock, which hurt her so much Wow screaming.
"Ah!! Hit someone! That man hit a woman!!! Shameless, woo woo woo woo beat a woman, what did I do wrong, you want to hit me, woo woo woo..."
The third girl was crying pretentiously. Although the fans don't know what the third girl is, they all look at her face after packaging, but the third girl is domineering in the crew, how can colleagues not know what her virtues are?
The third female was crying there, but no one paid any attention to her, but soon the director came over with a bit of joy on his face.
The director was tortured by the third woman all morning, and there was nothing to be excited about. Just now, the blood vessels in the brain were about to explode. He threw his hat eleven times and smashed eight water glasses, but now he walked over with a smile on his face. Say: "You, yes, stop crying."
Everyone thought that the director wanted to coax the third girl, and when the third girl was coaxed, she cried even more fiercely. The director was not angry when he heard her cry, but still smiled and said: "I told you not to cry, instant noodles, talk about you! "
Everyone was dumbfounded for a moment, and then they all burst into laughter. Although the titles of instant noodle princess, instant noodle girl, and instant noodle goddess are very popular on the Internet, everyone in the crew is very taboo, and no one dares to provoke her, so they will not say it.
The director suddenly yelled so bluntly that everyone didn't hold back and just laughed.
The third woman jumped up angrily and shouted: "What are you talking about!!! You are defaming my reputation!! I want to sue you!! Wait for the subpoena!!!"
The director said with a smile: "You may have to answer the summons first. Someone from the company has come and asked you to come over."
The third woman didn't know what was going on, so she saw her agent coming, and several bodyguards, and everyone came to watch. They were all filming in the morning, so they didn't know what happened.
Xiaoyan searched Weibo, and suddenly said in surprise: "Look! The company has issued a statement!"
When everyone heard this, they quickly searched, and when they saw it, they were relieved. They all laughed and teased. If you don’t work hard, you’ll know you’re taking the money back. It’s all right now! Everything has been ruined by you! The recordings of the surveillance cameras you bought are all leaked out. Go home, you have been fired! Also, wait for the summons!"
After the manager finished speaking, he also hated the embarrassment, so he just shook his head and left, got into the car, and disappeared in a hurry.
The third female only knew what happened at this time, and she was so frightened that her soul was gone. The crew almost wanted to celebrate, and someone even clicked the audio to broadcast, and everyone was talking about it.
"My God, there are wonderful flowers every year, especially this year."
"The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds."
"I thought the instant noodle princess was being arrogant, but she has such a bad character, it's disgusting!"
"Yeah, it's really disgusting, what kind of style is this!"
"The company did it right."
"Leave! Leave quickly! Don't hinder us from filming!"
"Yes, let's go!"
The third girl was flushed with anger. Those who had been bullied by her before had no temper, so they just endured it. Now it’s all right. The third girl was coaxed and shouted: "You guys wait!! Wait for me !!! I will be back!!!”
Everyone laughed and said, "Does she think she is Big Big Wolf?"
"Don't be ridiculous, Big Big Wolf is a good man."
"That's right, Big Big Wolf is so cute."
"That's the Rockets, hahaha!"
"Team Rocket will cry, how cute is Team Rocket's meow!"
Everyone had been busy all morning, and at this time they all happily went to eat. Seeing that this matter was resolved, Qi Hou immediately felt that he could eat three big bowls.
Zhaohu came here before, and everyone's food has become better. Today, Wu Jiao brought him a lunch box. Qi Hou called Wu Jiao while eating.
Wu Jiu was also eating, and said with a smile, "Have you read Weibo?"
Qihou said: "Look, the third girl was fired just now, and she still said she would come back."
Wu Jiao smiled, and Qihou suddenly said, "Second brother, what is Big Big Wolf, and Team Rocket, what is Meow?"
Qi Hou let out a "meow meow", and Wu Jiu almost vomited blood at the cute plate, and quickly covered his chest, his heart trembled so cute, what's so cute about nothing!
But Wu Jiao thought about it, it is better not to tell him that Big Big Wolf and Team Rocket are both cartoons, otherwise Qihou will go to watch cartoons again, if fans know...
Wu Jiao thought about it again, fans might say... Lao Gong is so cute!How could Lao Gong be so cute!
As a matter of routine, Marquis Qi laid out his own lunch and showed it to Wu Jiu. Wu Jiu saw that the food was amazing, it was like eating like an emperor!
Qihou smiled and said: "Second brother, let me tell you, Director Liu seems to be very happy today, and he will pay for afternoon tea later. I have to eat it quickly, and the afternoon tea will come later."
Wu Jiu held his forehead for a while, and said, "Don't eat too much, be careful of stomach pain during filming in the afternoon, you know?"
Qihou said with a smile: "Understood, the second brother is also."
Wu Jiao thought to himself, what is he?I don't eat much by myself!
As long as Qihou is not around, Wu Jiu and Qihou will routinely make phone calls during lunch, Wu Jiu also heard Qihou's back voice, and said with a smile: "Brother Lu, are you calling your girlfriend? So gentle?"
Qihou said proudly, "My second brother."
Then I heard that person screaming: "My God! It's the second brother!!!"
Then he shouted excitedly: "Second brother, I am your little fan girl!!! Second brother and second brother!!!"
Wu Jiu felt that his ears were going to explode instantly, so he rubbed his ears, while Qi Hou hurriedly pushed the little girl away, the second brother belonged to him.
Qi Hou said: "By the way, second brother, we will go to other places to shoot scenes in two days, and we will go for about a week."
When Wu Jiu heard it, what, Marquis Qi is going out of town?Wu Jiu was definitely not at ease when he went out of town alone, but Wu Jiu had his own job and had no time to do so, so he really didn't know what to do.
The two chatted all afternoon, when Wu Jiu returned to the office, he saw Zhao Hu sitting on his seat, drooling and almost fell asleep, Dong Guoya was standing behind him in a neat suit, and saw Wu Jiu coming in , bowed his head and whispered in Zhaohu's ear, "Master, Mr. Wu is here."
Zhaohu was sleeping soundly, and suddenly felt itchy ears, not only that, but also warm, something rubbed against his earlobe, he was startled, and he groaned "uh" in his throat, and woke up suddenly up.
Wu Jiu suddenly felt that he had no ears to hear, and Zhao Hu groaned.
Zhao Hu rubbed his eyes, saw Wu Jiu, and said, "Oh, you're here, I have something to tell you."
Zhao Hu wants to talk to Wu Jiu about the mid-year activities, it is just the middle of the year, the company has benefits, and he is going to go out for a few days, Zhao Hu asks Wu Jiao where it is good.
When Wu Jiu heard this, his eyes lit up and he said, "Why don't you go to the beach?"
Zhao Hu listened to Wu Jiu's words, for some reason, he suddenly imagined Dong Guoya taking off his suit and putting on swimming trunks...
"Fizz—"
Zhao Hu suddenly took a breath and said, "Beach? Well, why didn't I think that swimming is the best in summer! Do you have any ideas about specific places?"
Wu Jiu didn't call at all, and gave a place name, Zhao Hu said, "Huh? It sounds familiar."
Dong Guoya smiled and said, "Young Master, Director Liu's crew will go to that place to shoot scenes next week."
Zhao Hu laughed immediately, and said, "So you planned it long ago! Are you worried about Lu Bai? You two should just date."
When he said this, Wu Jiu and Dong Guoya were silent, Zhao Hu was always in a daze, and laughed, and said, "Huh? Isn't it funny? Why don't you talk, don't tell me that you are already dating."
Wu Jiu thought to himself, straightforward calculation, dating for thousands of years...
Because Zhao Hu thought about Dong Guo Ya's appearance, he immediately made a decision and went to the beach.
Qihou came back to rest on Friday, and was going to fly to other places on Sunday. Just because the company was going to the beach for year-end activities, Zhaohu got his own private jet with a lot of money, and the crew followed the plane.
Everyone was ready to set off on Sunday afternoon, but Wu Jiao felt that it was really unwise to let the film crew follow the plane, because a bunch of paparazzi heard that the film crew was going to the seaside for filming, and they all flocked here.
Because the weather was too hot, Qi Houtu put on that monkey brother's T-shirt to save trouble, now he is fine, he was caught at the airport, and a group of reporters flashed "click click" at Qihou's monkey brother flash.
There were so many fans, screaming: "Old Gong! Old Gong! Old Gong!"
Wu Jiu took a closer look and saw that many fans were wearing the same T-shirt of the Great Sage as Qihou!I couldn't see it, and those who didn't know thought they were fans of Brother Hou.
Not only that, some people came out wearing T-shirts printed with fresh shrimp instant noodles, and some frantically wore T-shirts printed with the four characters "I am the second brother".
Wu Jiao thought to himself, you are the second brother and I am the monkey brother!
In short, the fans were very crazy. They yelled all the way, and the security guards came to stop them quickly. ", I thought the army of the Six Nations was coming to the door...
Qihou walked all the way, receiving gifts and signing for everyone. Qihou was in a good mood. On the one hand, it was because his second brother could go to the beach with him. He checked the seaside. Hou is afraid of the water, but he wears so little at the beach, so he is shameless. It's great to see the second brother is shameless!
On the other hand, because Marquis Qi received a lot of gifts, fans gave a lot of dolls of Brother Monkey, and Brother Monkey, who was as tall as a person, and Brother Monkey, who was insane, had a body-sized pillow.
Body pillows are the favorite of nerds. There are very revealing anime girls and so on printed on them, but a monkey brother is printed on them, and they are very aggressive and revealing. I really can’t tell what it feels like.
There are also gifts that are very direct, and they are instant noodles...
Assistants Xiao Yan and Miao Xin helped collect the presents as they walked, filling a large bag of instant noodles.
Qihou is holding the plush doll of the Great Sage himself, signing autographs for fans, smiling, and very amiable. A young hot mother cosplayed her little son as Monkey Brother. Follow my husband.
As a result, Hot Mom and Brother Monkey yelled together: "Old Gong, Old Gong!"
Wu Jiu didn't know how the real husband next to him felt. He might drink a liter of crude oil, so he didn't have to eat lunch.
Qihou also gave Little Monkey a pat on the head, and Little Monkey became popular immediately...
Everyone broke through layers of obstacles, and then boarded the plane, which was almost delayed!
Wu Jiu was sweating profusely. Sitting on the plane, he fanned the wind vigorously. After Qihou came over, he even put Brother Monkey's doll between them. Wu Jiu could see a doll facing him as long as he turned his head. Smiling monkey face.
It was the first time for Qihou to fly on a plane, and he was a little excited. As a result, the plane flew together, and there was still a strong wind that day, and the plane inevitably shook slightly. Qihou was so scared that he yelled softly, "Ah...", although the sound was not loud, but the cabin The place was very quiet, and everyone looked at Qihou in unison.
Qihou responded quickly and said, "Ah, Brother Hou fell to the ground."
As he said, he quickly picked up Brother Hou and hugged him tightly, Wu Jiao almost laughed out loud, Brother Hou was almost strangled to death by him!
Wu Jiu said in a low voice, "Why didn't I know that you are afraid of heights?"
Qihou said, "I'm not afraid of heights, but this is too high!"
Qihou didn't even dare to look out the window. When the plane encountered turbulence, Qihou would hold Brother Hou tightly with one hand and Wu Jiao with the other.
The plane took three hours to fly, and Qi Hou didn't enjoy it because he was afraid of flying. Private jets are not always available.
When he arrived at the place, Qihou was the first to grab the monkey boy doll and ran off the plane directly. He has long legs and is called vigorous.
After getting off the plane, a special car picked them up, and soon arrived at the place. It is a seaside resort. There is a beach in the villa, and it is very clean. It covers an incomparably large area. It has its own supporting facilities, restaurants, bars, fitness and entertainment. , has everything, and many rich people will come here for vacation.
The production team wants to shoot here, and what they want is the sea view. They will stay here for about a week, depending on how well the artists shoot.
Wu Jiu and the others came on vacation. After arriving at the place, each of them was assigned a room. Wu Jiu was assigned by the company. The suite with a sea view was particularly luxurious. Qihou’s room was assigned by the crew, although it was also the best of the crew, after all. It's the male one, but it's a lot worse. It's not a suite, it's just a single business room.
Wu Jiu took the key card, swiped it in, put his luggage away, and was about to close the door when he saw a black shadow rushing in. The first thing Wu Jiu saw was the Great Sage. What I saw was Qihou holding the Great Sage.
Wu Jiu said helplessly, "Why did you come here?"
Qihou said: "Of course I'm going to sleep with my second brother."
As he spoke, he also dragged his own luggage in, a suitcase, a large bag of instant noodles, and several Dasheng toys.
Wu Jiu reluctantly opened the door to let him in, so as not to be photographed by paparazzi.
Because it’s late today, so there’s nothing to do, take a break, and they’re going to go to the beach to play, and then there will be a beach barbecue, just dinner, everyone is drinking beer, eating skewers, enjoying the sea breeze, it’s simply the beauty of the world thing.
Wu Jiao prepared swimming trunks and beach clothes for Qihou, because they were going to have a barbecue soon, and they didn't know if they would go into the water, so Wu Jiao asked Qihou to put on the swimming trunks first, and then put on the big beach vest outside and big pants.
Qihou likes beachwear very much, he likes both big vests and shorts, because they are comfortable and cool, but these swimming trunks...
Qihou was changing clothes in the bathroom, and he didn't come out for a long time. Wu Jiu was a little worried, wondering if Qihou was causing damage again, so he walked over, knocked on the door of the bathroom, and then pushed it open. The door of the bathroom was not locked. , Wu Jiu went in as soon as he pushed the door open.
I saw Qi Hou naked, and he hadn't even put on his clothes for so long. He was sitting on the edge of the bathtub with a stern face, and he was holding swimming trunks in his hands, pulling them. The swimming trunks were very elastic, and Qi Hou pulls and tugs, one moment grows and another moment shorts, one moment grows and one moment shrinks, Wu Jiu is bewildered, he doesn't blush, Wu Jiao blushes for him!
Wu Jiu said, "What are you doing? Are you not hungry? Get dressed quickly and let's go."
When Qihou changed his clothes, Wu Jiao had already changed them [-] times, and he was already dressed, but Qihou raised his head suspiciously, and kept looking down at Wu Jiao.
Qihou said suspiciously: "Second brother, did you take it off? Is your place... so small?"
Wu Jiu didn't understand for a while, but looking at Qihou's eyes, he always felt that he deserved a beating. Qihou held up his swimming trunks and said, "This underwear is too small, I can't wear it at all."
Only then did Wu Jiu understand that Qihou had despised him just now, and really wanted to crush him to death with his palm!
Wu Jiao walked over and said, "Swimming trunks are just like this, otherwise the water will swell up, and you'll still be gone!"
Qihou still didn't understand, Wu Jiao had no choice but to bite the bullet and put it on for him, but Wu Jiao found out that Qihou really wasn't lying, he really... couldn't fit it, even when it was stretched to the maximum, it happened to be stuck .
Wu Jiu suddenly felt that he was a little
Some people found out that the instant noodle princess was able to join the film crew because she had a godfather like Chang Xin, but Chang Xin has been in a lawsuit recently, and she hasn't gotten herself out yet.
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou had nothing to do on Saturdays and Sundays. They didn't need to go to work or to the film crew. They just rested at home and observed the direction of the instant noodle incident.
Many people ridiculed the instant noodle princess, and gave instant noodles to P as themselves, how hungry and thirsty that is, everyone laughed uncontrollably, and some people said that the instant noodle princess's approach was wrong, after all, this is a surveillance video of other companies.
However, there were also a lot of people rushing over to clean up the scandal. I don't know if it was the public relations team or the group of fan nerds. I must say that this matter has nothing to do with our goddess, it was all done by the paparazzi.
On Sunday afternoon, Princess Instant Noodles posted another Weibo, this time calling Aite Qihou, the content was still pretending to be a white lotus, saying that this incident had a bad influence on everyone, although I did not do it, but The cause is me, and I got Brother Lu Bai involved. I and Brother Lu Bai were very happy when we were filming on the set. I hope Brother Lu Bai will not be unhappy because of such things, but I still have to apologize sincerely. Please don’t scold my fans.
Wu Jiu laughed when he saw this Weibo, and he was still pretending to be a white lotus, emphasizing again and again that this matter has nothing to do with her, not only that, but also emphasizing that he is pitiful, and he has to apologize regardless of his own affairs.
Wu Jiu squinted his eyes, thinking that he would wait for the results of Baoquan to be found out, and see what else you can pretend to be a white lotus.
Early on Monday morning, Qihou was going to the set. On Sunday night, Wu Jiu specially made three big bento boxes for him. The three boxes were full. I didn't know that I thought Qihou was going to sell bento wholesale.
Wu Jiu got up early in the morning and heated up one of the bento boxes. When Qi Hou came out of the shower, he saw Wu Jiu in a neat suit, putting the bento box into an ice bag, and then took out the warmed one and handed it to him. , Said: "This is for eating in the car in the morning, Xiaoyan will drive to pick you up later."
Qihou immediately became happy, and said, "Second brother, you are so kind, and you even prepared snacks for me in the car."
Wu Jiao thought to himself, what a snack!You eat so much rice for snacks!
Wu Jiu said helplessly, "I knew you would steal food on the way, but at noon you told me that I didn't have anything to eat. You're so pitiful."
Qihou said: "It's a pity that I don't have to eat."
Wu Jiao ignored him and pretended to be pitiful, and continued to say: "The one on top is for lunch. If you don't have enough lunch, you can eat this. The box below is for when you are hungry in the afternoon. Let me tell you, if you eat it in the car later I don’t care if I’m hungry at noon or afternoon.”
Originally, Qihou wanted to solve everything secretly in the car, but after looking at it like this, it turned out that Wu Jiao had seen through him a long time ago, so he could only raise a charming smile and smiled at Wu Jiao.
On Monday today, there was still a traffic jam on the road, the two of them sat down to have breakfast, Xiao Yan drove to pick up Qihou, Qihou reluctantly bid farewell to Wu Jiao, saying: "Second brother, I'm going to the set, be good Go to Work."
Wait... Qihou seems to have robbed his lines?How do you feel like you're the one who doesn't worry?
Wu Jiu rubbed his forehead helplessly, and said, "Don't eat it all in the car!"
Qihou said with a smile: "Understood."
As he said, he put on the insulated lunch bag, and held a box of warm bento in the other hand, something to eat on the way, and he was ready to go out.
Wu Jiu sent him to the porch, Qi Hou changed his shoes, lowered his head, kissed Wu Jiu lightly on the forehead, and said with a smile: "Honey, I'm going out."
Wu Jiu's face turned red for a moment, he gave Qihou a hard look, and said, "What a mess, call me husband!"
Qi Hou laughed heartily, and immediately changed his words, "Honey, I'm going out!"
As he said, he quickly left with his bento box. Wu Jiao sent him out, then closed the door immediately, touched his cheek, and it was not the first time he was called husband, but the few times before, it was Wu Jiao lied, because Qihou didn't know the meaning of husband at all, and thought the word husband was inelegant and ugly, but now it sounds really shameless, and Qihou obviously already knows what husband means.
Recalling the deception and abduction he did in the past, Wu Jiu was ashamed to face others.
After adjusting his mood, Wu Jiao also went out quickly. He didn't need to bring a lunch box for himself, because Wu Jiao's food intake was that of a normal man.
Wu Jiu drove out and soon arrived at the company. Just after entering the company, someone happened to come in together, the manager of the security department. When the manager saw Wu Jiu, he immediately went up to him and said, "Mr. gone."
Upon hearing this, Wu Jiu immediately said, "What's going on?"
The manager immediately asked Wu Jiu to go to protect everything together. On Friday, Wu Jiao asked the manager to investigate. The manager was busy with this matter on Saturday and Sunday. As expected, he found out and checked all the people who went to work on Friday. There was a young employee who had just joined the company and sneaked into the monitoring room. It was noon when everyone went out to eat, and the person who stayed on duty happened to go to the bathroom. There is no surveillance inside, only the corridor, so I can't see what he did.
The security manager said: "It must have been done by him. There is nothing suspicious about the others."
Wu Jiu said, "Have you asked me?"
The security manager said, "Not yet."
Wu Jiu narrowed his eyes and said, "Called to your office, I want to ask in person."
The security manager immediately agreed and asked someone to call the newcomer to the office.
The newcomer was suddenly called, and came to the security manager's office with some trepidation. After entering, he saw that the person sitting in front of the desk was not the security manager, but the security manager was sitting behind. Years old young man.
The man's face is not too beautiful. In their company, you can often see some beautiful celebrities coming and going, so he is not beautiful, but his face is very gentle, his temperament is dusty, and there is a kind of...unspeakable majesty.
The security manager said, "This is Mr. Wu."
The newcomer was frightened and said, "Mr. Wu."
Wu Jiao looked at him indifferently, and said, "I heard that you go to work on Friday."
The newcomer nodded quickly, he is the floor security, because this is Zhaojia's entertainment company, so many artists and stars will come here, have meetings, sign contracts, shoot commercials, take classes, exercise, etc. Many paparazzi want to get in, security is naturally indispensable, There will be security on every floor.
Security guards were not very demanding when they were recruiting, and some good and bad people were mixed. This newcomer just came in and was in charge of floor patrol.
Wu Jiu tuned out the scene of the newcomer cat sneaking into the monitoring room while there was no one there, and played it in front of the newcomer.
The new security guard turned pale with fright, and Wu Jiu said slowly, "I didn't call you here to say anything, don't be nervous, I just want to tell you first, I have already notified the company's lawyer about this matter." Department, what you do, wait for a lawsuit."
After he finished speaking, the security guard was trembling with fright, and immediately said: "Don't! Don't! Mr. Wu! Please forgive me! Someone asked me to do this! She gave me 1000 yuan, Mr. Wu, please forgive me , I don’t want the money anymore, I’ll give it back to you!”
Wu Jiu narrowed his eyes and said, "Who is it?"
The security guard immediately said, "It's...it's a woman. She gave me money and forced me to do this, and I...can't do anything about it."
That Baoquan had never seen any big world at all, so he confessed directly. It turned out that Wu Jiu and Qi Hou came to the company on Friday, and Qi Hou was going to shoot a commercial, and the third girl asked for leave from the crew. Said that Qi Hou was shooting an advertisement, and he seemed to have a lot of momentum, and suddenly thought of a way to hype himself.
What's the best way to hype it?Of course it's a scandal.
So the third woman found a security guard, gave him money, gave him benefits, and promised that as long as the security guard found a clearer photo of her, she would sleep with him once.
1000 yuan is actually too little, like sending a beggar, but when Baoquan heard that he could sleep with that woman once, he was a little bit moved, because Baoquan knew her. The pure goddess in my heart, if I can sleep with such a person, it would be too embarrassing to say it.
So the security guard heartily agreed...
Wu Jiu said, "Is there any evidence? Who knows if what you said is true?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The security guard immediately said: "There is evidence, this transfer record, does it count as evidence, and... and..."
During the security period, Ai Ai said: "She gave me the money, but didn't mention the sleeping thing, I just... thought I might be cheated, and then asked her, just in case, I secretly recorded it, and it turned out... "
Wu Jiu said, "Give me the recording."
How dare the security guard not give it to him, he immediately handed over the phone to Wu Jiu, and opened the recording.
Baoquan gave the video to the third woman, but the third woman only gave Baoquan 1000 yuan, and then didn't mention anything about going to bed. Baoquan was just in case, and he was smart enough to turn on the recording, showing all the faces of the third woman. exposed.
I heard the third woman in the recording say: "You look like this? You still want to sleep with me!? Can you stop being funny?"
The voice of the security guard said: "You promised before, I will steal the surveillance for you, and you will give me 1000 yuan, and you will sleep with me once."
The voice of the third woman said: "Take it seriously, sleep with me, do you know how much it costs to sleep with me? My introduction fee is very high! Changxin will pay me hundreds of thousands for sleeping with me once! You even bought me a villa once! Can you afford it? With your shabby appearance, you still want to sleep with me, shit!"
The voice of the security guard said: "Why are you doing this? You don't count what you say. If you only have 1000 yuan, I won't do this job. Now you have taken the things and regretted it. Believe it or not, I will tell others how disgusting you are!"
The voice of the third woman said wildly: "Hey, I really don't believe it. I'm not bragging. I'm a pure girl in my image. Even if you tell this, others will think you are a disgusting nerd with wishful thinking. That's enough, don't disgust me here, nerds are the worst, they want to sleep and dream when they have no money, you idiot, get the hell out of here."
The face of the third girl is really good-looking, just listening to the recording, she already has a strong sense of the picture.
Normally, the third girl is very well-behaved, very shy, very shy, even talking loudly can scare her, but the third girl in this audio is even swearing, it is really scary.
Such conclusive evidence is simply a slap in the face.
Wu Jiu took the audio, and immediately went to Feng Shu, Qihou's agent, to let Feng Shu handle this matter. After all, Feng Shu is a famous agent, and this kind of thing happens a lot, so it's best to know how to deal with it .
Wu Jiu went downstairs to Feng Shu's office. As soon as he got out of the elevator, he was still in the corridor when he heard a strange voice coming from the stairwell next to him. It turned out to be Feng Shu's voice.
Feng Shu's voice was full of tears, and said: "Don't come, you will be seen by others, please..."
The other voice smiled, and Wu Jiu recognized it immediately because it was Zhao Jia because it sounded familiar.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Jia came to their company to report early in the morning, which is really amazing.
Zhao Jia laughed and said, "But you like the way you look, look, shhh—don't cry, I feel so sorry for crying."
Wu Jiu suddenly had a headache, looked at his watch, and saw that he was about to go to work in 5 minutes, so he knocked on the closed stairwell door and said through the door: "Feng Shu, I have something to ask you, I'll go first Your office is waiting for you, come over when you are done."
it's over...
Oh shit!
Feng Shu was in a state of shock in the dark stairwell, almost frightened Wu Jiu to death, but was overheard by Mr. Wu, he was ashamed to see anyone.
Wu Jiao went into Feng Shu's office and waited. Feng Shu's little assistant quickly made tea and water for Wu Jiao. After 10 minutes, Feng Shu came over. His face was as red as a boiled crab, and his lips were torn. , There is also a hickey mark on the chin.
Wu Zhengzheng was reading the entertainment magazine in Feng Shu's office, when he saw Feng Shu coming in, he raised his eyebrows.
Seeing Wu Jiu's playful eyes, Feng Shu quickly said, "Wu...Mr. Wu, what's the matter?"
Wu Jiu didn't want to tease him, so he showed Feng Shu the audio and told the story. Feng Shu fell asleep on Friday, so he didn't know about it. To guide public opinion, but he found that public opinion does not seem to need the guidance of a public relations team, and many people are oriented to Qihou.
I wanted to deal with this matter at work today, but Wu Jiao sent it to him, Feng Shu immediately said: "Don't worry, Mr. Wu."
The third girl is also an artist of the company, but she has never been famous. Later, she got a little fame after currying favor with Changxin. Now both Qihou and the third girl have problems. Even without this audio, the company is still prepared to keep Qihou from Those who protect the third girl, if the third girl is not paying attention now, then she will not be protected.
Feng Shu said: "I will communicate with her agent, and an announcement will be made as soon as this afternoon."
Wu Jiu nodded and said, "Then I can rest assured."
He stood up and left quickly.
Feng Shu was very agile in his work. At noon, he issued a statement, criticizing the third woman's actions, explaining the whole story, and saying that the company could not accept the character of the third woman, so he decided to discuss with the third woman. The contract will be terminated, and the characters in the large-scale historical drama Qihuan Kilometer will also be replaced. Please forgive me for the inconvenience caused.
At the same time, there were also "paparazzi" who accidentally released the recording of the third girl. The third girl was talking about "stupid" and was full of sleep. It also hit the otaku on the map.
In the past, many people whitewashed the third woman because there were many nerds, and the third woman was a goddess of otaku.
The appearance of the third female package is gentle and quiet, who knows that it is too ugly to call an idiot, and the goddess has slept with so many men, and the price is clearly marked, and the most important thing is that she really did it. Yes, the white lotus has been installed for so long, and the hearts of the nerds are all disillusioned.
You must know that the power of the otaku is also great, and immediately swept the Weibo of the third woman, scolding the dog blood, and PS all the photos of the third woman, and the photos of the instant noodle goddess are everywhere.
There was a wave of instant noodle princess PS craze on Weibo, posting photos of the third girl next to various people, some snuggling up to telephone poles, trash cans, and gorillas.
When the accident happened, the third female was still domineering on the set, this time she was playing against Qihou, her acting skills were even more terrifying than Qihou, an inexperienced person, the key point was not professional at all, his benefactor, Changxin, had already entered , still struggling to fish herself out, but the third female was not worried at all, as if she was waiting for the benefactor to come back and continue to support her.
Because of the instant noodle incident, the third woman held a grudge against Qi Hou. Don't look at how she said she was pitiful and even apologized to Qi Hou. In a scene, I don’t know how many times it was NG, the director yelled, the hat was thrown again and again, and the water glasses were smashed one after another, but the acting was not good.
The third woman was still fanning with a small convenient electric fan, and when she saw Xiaoyan and Miao Xin handing over ice water to Qi Hou, she said proudly, "You! It's you! Didn't you see that my throat was about to smoke? Baby, pass me a bottle of ice water!"
Xiaoyan saw that the third woman was pointing at him, and he was not her assistant, and the third woman was still so insulting to Brother Lu, why did he give her water?
Xiao Yan glared at the third woman, but ignored her. After being stared at, the third woman became very angry, and immediately strode over, raising her hand to slap Xiao Yan's mouth.
Xiao Yan was startled, and hurriedly hid back, almost falling down. When Qi Hou saw it, he was immediately furious. Back then, Yan E was loyal. Qi Hou still remembered that he wanted to take Yan E as his goddaughter, but at that time Yan'e was frightened and did not agree, but Qihou still protected the calf in his heart.
The third girl was going to slap Xiaoyan's mouth as soon as she came up, how could Marquis Qi not care about what he was doing, and rushed up immediately, "Boom!!!", the third girl fell to the ground and sat on a big buttock, which hurt her so much Wow screaming.
"Ah!! Hit someone! That man hit a woman!!! Shameless, woo woo woo woo beat a woman, what did I do wrong, you want to hit me, woo woo woo..."
The third girl was crying pretentiously. Although the fans don't know what the third girl is, they all look at her face after packaging, but the third girl is domineering in the crew, how can colleagues not know what her virtues are?
The third female was crying there, but no one paid any attention to her, but soon the director came over with a bit of joy on his face.
The director was tortured by the third woman all morning, and there was nothing to be excited about. Just now, the blood vessels in the brain were about to explode. He threw his hat eleven times and smashed eight water glasses, but now he walked over with a smile on his face. Say: "You, yes, stop crying."
Everyone thought that the director wanted to coax the third girl, and when the third girl was coaxed, she cried even more fiercely. The director was not angry when he heard her cry, but still smiled and said: "I told you not to cry, instant noodles, talk about you! "
Everyone was dumbfounded for a moment, and then they all burst into laughter. Although the titles of instant noodle princess, instant noodle girl, and instant noodle goddess are very popular on the Internet, everyone in the crew is very taboo, and no one dares to provoke her, so they will not say it.
The director suddenly yelled so bluntly that everyone didn't hold back and just laughed.
The third woman jumped up angrily and shouted: "What are you talking about!!! You are defaming my reputation!! I want to sue you!! Wait for the subpoena!!!"
The director said with a smile: "You may have to answer the summons first. Someone from the company has come and asked you to come over."
The third woman didn't know what was going on, so she saw her agent coming, and several bodyguards, and everyone came to watch. They were all filming in the morning, so they didn't know what happened.
Xiaoyan searched Weibo, and suddenly said in surprise: "Look! The company has issued a statement!"
When everyone heard this, they quickly searched, and when they saw it, they were relieved. They all laughed and teased. If you don’t work hard, you’ll know you’re taking the money back. It’s all right now! Everything has been ruined by you! The recordings of the surveillance cameras you bought are all leaked out. Go home, you have been fired! Also, wait for the summons!"
After the manager finished speaking, he also hated the embarrassment, so he just shook his head and left, got into the car, and disappeared in a hurry.
The third female only knew what happened at this time, and she was so frightened that her soul was gone. The crew almost wanted to celebrate, and someone even clicked the audio to broadcast, and everyone was talking about it.
"My God, there are wonderful flowers every year, especially this year."
"The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds."
"I thought the instant noodle princess was being arrogant, but she has such a bad character, it's disgusting!"
"Yeah, it's really disgusting, what kind of style is this!"
"The company did it right."
"Leave! Leave quickly! Don't hinder us from filming!"
"Yes, let's go!"
The third girl was flushed with anger. Those who had been bullied by her before had no temper, so they just endured it. Now it’s all right. The third girl was coaxed and shouted: "You guys wait!! Wait for me !!! I will be back!!!”
Everyone laughed and said, "Does she think she is Big Big Wolf?"
"Don't be ridiculous, Big Big Wolf is a good man."
"That's right, Big Big Wolf is so cute."
"That's the Rockets, hahaha!"
"Team Rocket will cry, how cute is Team Rocket's meow!"
Everyone had been busy all morning, and at this time they all happily went to eat. Seeing that this matter was resolved, Qi Hou immediately felt that he could eat three big bowls.
Zhaohu came here before, and everyone's food has become better. Today, Wu Jiao brought him a lunch box. Qi Hou called Wu Jiao while eating.
Wu Jiu was also eating, and said with a smile, "Have you read Weibo?"
Qihou said: "Look, the third girl was fired just now, and she still said she would come back."
Wu Jiao smiled, and Qihou suddenly said, "Second brother, what is Big Big Wolf, and Team Rocket, what is Meow?"
Qi Hou let out a "meow meow", and Wu Jiu almost vomited blood at the cute plate, and quickly covered his chest, his heart trembled so cute, what's so cute about nothing!
But Wu Jiao thought about it, it is better not to tell him that Big Big Wolf and Team Rocket are both cartoons, otherwise Qihou will go to watch cartoons again, if fans know...
Wu Jiao thought about it again, fans might say... Lao Gong is so cute!How could Lao Gong be so cute!
As a matter of routine, Marquis Qi laid out his own lunch and showed it to Wu Jiu. Wu Jiu saw that the food was amazing, it was like eating like an emperor!
Qihou smiled and said: "Second brother, let me tell you, Director Liu seems to be very happy today, and he will pay for afternoon tea later. I have to eat it quickly, and the afternoon tea will come later."
Wu Jiu held his forehead for a while, and said, "Don't eat too much, be careful of stomach pain during filming in the afternoon, you know?"
Qihou said with a smile: "Understood, the second brother is also."
Wu Jiao thought to himself, what is he?I don't eat much by myself!
As long as Qihou is not around, Wu Jiu and Qihou will routinely make phone calls during lunch, Wu Jiu also heard Qihou's back voice, and said with a smile: "Brother Lu, are you calling your girlfriend? So gentle?"
Qihou said proudly, "My second brother."
Then I heard that person screaming: "My God! It's the second brother!!!"
Then he shouted excitedly: "Second brother, I am your little fan girl!!! Second brother and second brother!!!"
Wu Jiu felt that his ears were going to explode instantly, so he rubbed his ears, while Qi Hou hurriedly pushed the little girl away, the second brother belonged to him.
Qi Hou said: "By the way, second brother, we will go to other places to shoot scenes in two days, and we will go for about a week."
When Wu Jiu heard it, what, Marquis Qi is going out of town?Wu Jiu was definitely not at ease when he went out of town alone, but Wu Jiu had his own job and had no time to do so, so he really didn't know what to do.
The two chatted all afternoon, when Wu Jiu returned to the office, he saw Zhao Hu sitting on his seat, drooling and almost fell asleep, Dong Guoya was standing behind him in a neat suit, and saw Wu Jiu coming in , bowed his head and whispered in Zhaohu's ear, "Master, Mr. Wu is here."
Zhaohu was sleeping soundly, and suddenly felt itchy ears, not only that, but also warm, something rubbed against his earlobe, he was startled, and he groaned "uh" in his throat, and woke up suddenly up.
Wu Jiu suddenly felt that he had no ears to hear, and Zhao Hu groaned.
Zhao Hu rubbed his eyes, saw Wu Jiu, and said, "Oh, you're here, I have something to tell you."
Zhao Hu wants to talk to Wu Jiu about the mid-year activities, it is just the middle of the year, the company has benefits, and he is going to go out for a few days, Zhao Hu asks Wu Jiao where it is good.
When Wu Jiu heard this, his eyes lit up and he said, "Why don't you go to the beach?"
Zhao Hu listened to Wu Jiu's words, for some reason, he suddenly imagined Dong Guoya taking off his suit and putting on swimming trunks...
"Fizz—"
Zhao Hu suddenly took a breath and said, "Beach? Well, why didn't I think that swimming is the best in summer! Do you have any ideas about specific places?"
Wu Jiu didn't call at all, and gave a place name, Zhao Hu said, "Huh? It sounds familiar."
Dong Guoya smiled and said, "Young Master, Director Liu's crew will go to that place to shoot scenes next week."
Zhao Hu laughed immediately, and said, "So you planned it long ago! Are you worried about Lu Bai? You two should just date."
When he said this, Wu Jiu and Dong Guoya were silent, Zhao Hu was always in a daze, and laughed, and said, "Huh? Isn't it funny? Why don't you talk, don't tell me that you are already dating."
Wu Jiu thought to himself, straightforward calculation, dating for thousands of years...
Because Zhao Hu thought about Dong Guo Ya's appearance, he immediately made a decision and went to the beach.
Qihou came back to rest on Friday, and was going to fly to other places on Sunday. Just because the company was going to the beach for year-end activities, Zhaohu got his own private jet with a lot of money, and the crew followed the plane.
Everyone was ready to set off on Sunday afternoon, but Wu Jiao felt that it was really unwise to let the film crew follow the plane, because a bunch of paparazzi heard that the film crew was going to the seaside for filming, and they all flocked here.
Because the weather was too hot, Qi Houtu put on that monkey brother's T-shirt to save trouble, now he is fine, he was caught at the airport, and a group of reporters flashed "click click" at Qihou's monkey brother flash.
There were so many fans, screaming: "Old Gong! Old Gong! Old Gong!"
Wu Jiu took a closer look and saw that many fans were wearing the same T-shirt of the Great Sage as Qihou!I couldn't see it, and those who didn't know thought they were fans of Brother Hou.
Not only that, some people came out wearing T-shirts printed with fresh shrimp instant noodles, and some frantically wore T-shirts printed with the four characters "I am the second brother".
Wu Jiao thought to himself, you are the second brother and I am the monkey brother!
In short, the fans were very crazy. They yelled all the way, and the security guards came to stop them quickly. ", I thought the army of the Six Nations was coming to the door...
Qihou walked all the way, receiving gifts and signing for everyone. Qihou was in a good mood. On the one hand, it was because his second brother could go to the beach with him. He checked the seaside. Hou is afraid of the water, but he wears so little at the beach, so he is shameless. It's great to see the second brother is shameless!
On the other hand, because Marquis Qi received a lot of gifts, fans gave a lot of dolls of Brother Monkey, and Brother Monkey, who was as tall as a person, and Brother Monkey, who was insane, had a body-sized pillow.
Body pillows are the favorite of nerds. There are very revealing anime girls and so on printed on them, but a monkey brother is printed on them, and they are very aggressive and revealing. I really can’t tell what it feels like.
There are also gifts that are very direct, and they are instant noodles...
Assistants Xiao Yan and Miao Xin helped collect the presents as they walked, filling a large bag of instant noodles.
Qihou is holding the plush doll of the Great Sage himself, signing autographs for fans, smiling, and very amiable. A young hot mother cosplayed her little son as Monkey Brother. Follow my husband.
As a result, Hot Mom and Brother Monkey yelled together: "Old Gong, Old Gong!"
Wu Jiu didn't know how the real husband next to him felt. He might drink a liter of crude oil, so he didn't have to eat lunch.
Qihou also gave Little Monkey a pat on the head, and Little Monkey became popular immediately...
Everyone broke through layers of obstacles, and then boarded the plane, which was almost delayed!
Wu Jiu was sweating profusely. Sitting on the plane, he fanned the wind vigorously. After Qihou came over, he even put Brother Monkey's doll between them. Wu Jiu could see a doll facing him as long as he turned his head. Smiling monkey face.
It was the first time for Qihou to fly on a plane, and he was a little excited. As a result, the plane flew together, and there was still a strong wind that day, and the plane inevitably shook slightly. Qihou was so scared that he yelled softly, "Ah...", although the sound was not loud, but the cabin The place was very quiet, and everyone looked at Qihou in unison.
Qihou responded quickly and said, "Ah, Brother Hou fell to the ground."
As he said, he quickly picked up Brother Hou and hugged him tightly, Wu Jiao almost laughed out loud, Brother Hou was almost strangled to death by him!
Wu Jiu said in a low voice, "Why didn't I know that you are afraid of heights?"
Qihou said, "I'm not afraid of heights, but this is too high!"
Qihou didn't even dare to look out the window. When the plane encountered turbulence, Qihou would hold Brother Hou tightly with one hand and Wu Jiao with the other.
The plane took three hours to fly, and Qi Hou didn't enjoy it because he was afraid of flying. Private jets are not always available.
When he arrived at the place, Qihou was the first to grab the monkey boy doll and ran off the plane directly. He has long legs and is called vigorous.
After getting off the plane, a special car picked them up, and soon arrived at the place. It is a seaside resort. There is a beach in the villa, and it is very clean. It covers an incomparably large area. It has its own supporting facilities, restaurants, bars, fitness and entertainment. , has everything, and many rich people will come here for vacation.
The production team wants to shoot here, and what they want is the sea view. They will stay here for about a week, depending on how well the artists shoot.
Wu Jiu and the others came on vacation. After arriving at the place, each of them was assigned a room. Wu Jiu was assigned by the company. The suite with a sea view was particularly luxurious. Qihou’s room was assigned by the crew, although it was also the best of the crew, after all. It's the male one, but it's a lot worse. It's not a suite, it's just a single business room.
Wu Jiu took the key card, swiped it in, put his luggage away, and was about to close the door when he saw a black shadow rushing in. The first thing Wu Jiu saw was the Great Sage. What I saw was Qihou holding the Great Sage.
Wu Jiu said helplessly, "Why did you come here?"
Qihou said: "Of course I'm going to sleep with my second brother."
As he spoke, he also dragged his own luggage in, a suitcase, a large bag of instant noodles, and several Dasheng toys.
Wu Jiu reluctantly opened the door to let him in, so as not to be photographed by paparazzi.
Because it’s late today, so there’s nothing to do, take a break, and they’re going to go to the beach to play, and then there will be a beach barbecue, just dinner, everyone is drinking beer, eating skewers, enjoying the sea breeze, it’s simply the beauty of the world thing.
Wu Jiao prepared swimming trunks and beach clothes for Qihou, because they were going to have a barbecue soon, and they didn't know if they would go into the water, so Wu Jiao asked Qihou to put on the swimming trunks first, and then put on the big beach vest outside and big pants.
Qihou likes beachwear very much, he likes both big vests and shorts, because they are comfortable and cool, but these swimming trunks...
Qihou was changing clothes in the bathroom, and he didn't come out for a long time. Wu Jiu was a little worried, wondering if Qihou was causing damage again, so he walked over, knocked on the door of the bathroom, and then pushed it open. The door of the bathroom was not locked. , Wu Jiu went in as soon as he pushed the door open.
I saw Qi Hou naked, and he hadn't even put on his clothes for so long. He was sitting on the edge of the bathtub with a stern face, and he was holding swimming trunks in his hands, pulling them. The swimming trunks were very elastic, and Qi Hou pulls and tugs, one moment grows and another moment shorts, one moment grows and one moment shrinks, Wu Jiu is bewildered, he doesn't blush, Wu Jiao blushes for him!
Wu Jiu said, "What are you doing? Are you not hungry? Get dressed quickly and let's go."
When Qihou changed his clothes, Wu Jiao had already changed them [-] times, and he was already dressed, but Qihou raised his head suspiciously, and kept looking down at Wu Jiao.
Qihou said suspiciously: "Second brother, did you take it off? Is your place... so small?"
Wu Jiu didn't understand for a while, but looking at Qihou's eyes, he always felt that he deserved a beating. Qihou held up his swimming trunks and said, "This underwear is too small, I can't wear it at all."
Only then did Wu Jiu understand that Qihou had despised him just now, and really wanted to crush him to death with his palm!
Wu Jiao walked over and said, "Swimming trunks are just like this, otherwise the water will swell up, and you'll still be gone!"
Qihou still didn't understand, Wu Jiao had no choice but to bite the bullet and put it on for him, but Wu Jiao found out that Qihou really wasn't lying, he really... couldn't fit it, even when it was stretched to the maximum, it happened to be stuck .
Wu Jiu suddenly felt that he was a little
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