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Chapter 182: A Prostitute to Raise 2 Brothers (1)
As soon as Zhao Hu spoke, Wu Jiu and Qi Hou were stunned, as if there was a tacit understanding, neither of them spoke.
Wu Jiu was a little dazed for a moment, thinking what a coincidence, this is his true self, and Qi Hou's acting career should help, right?
Wu Jiu thought about it, but he heard Qi Hou say very seriously: "No, I won't act."
Wu Jiao was taken aback by his resolute refusal, but Zhao Hu didn't mind at all, and said with a smile, "Mr. Lu is still an upright person?"
Wu Jiu looked at Qi Hou strangely. He didn't know what was going on in Qi Hou's heart. It turned out that there were too many wives of Duke Huan of Qi recorded in history. According to the official history, Duke Huan of Qi must have a basket of wives. no more acting.
Zhao Hu didn't force it, and said with a smile: "Well, if Mr. Lu thinks about it, please call me. I have been auditioning for the past few days, and I still have some time to think about it."
Qi Hou still didn't speak, his attitude was very firm, he frowned and looked unhappy, while Wu Jiu said: "Mr. Zhao's kindness, I will first thank you for Mr. Lu."
Zhao Hu waved his hand and said, "It's okay, then, let's talk about the equity?"
Wu Jiu nodded, and the two of them began to talk about the stock rights. Zhao Hu looked rich and powerful, and wanted to make friends with Wu Jiu, so the conditions were basically fine, and he took 20.00% of the five shares of Baojia Company. In fact, I just want to freeze it, and I don’t bother to work at all. It looks like playing with tickets, and the most important thing is to disgust the Bao family.
Zhao Hu was very polite to Wu Jiu, and finally said: "Mr. Wu is not only handsome, but also has an interesting personality. How about we drink together some other day?"
When Qihou heard this, the alarm bell rang loudly. Zhaohu and Wu Jiu wanted to drink together with the wine. Just "conspiring against Wu Jiu", let alone in this life, look at his wicked eyebrows.
After everyone drank tea, Zhao Hu was about to send Wu Jiu and Marquis Qi back, Wu Jiu said with a smile: "Mr. Zhao, don't bother, Mr. Lu and I can just take a taxi back."
Zhao Hu went to the door of the tea house, asked the bodyguards to call a taxi, opened the rear door for Wu Jiao himself, and raised his hand to block the roof, acting like a gentleman, and invited Wu Jiu to sit in, and waited for Qihou and Wu Jiao to get into the car , closed the car door for him again, and said with a smile: "Mr. Wu, shall we see you another day?"
Wu Jiu nodded and said, "Thank you for your hard work, sir."
As he spoke, Qi Hou urged the driver to drive quickly. The driver immediately stepped on the accelerator and started the car. Neither of them finished talking...
When the car was driving and there was no shadow of Zhaohu, Qi Hou said: "Second brother, I want to eat corn, but you haven't roasted corn for me yet."
As soon as he acted like a baby, the driver in front looked back, Wu Jiao almost covered his face, and quickly said: "Okay, okay, can you go to the supermarket on the way back, buy some corn, and the food at home just happened to be out."
When Qi Hou heard Wu Jiu say that he bought corn and ingredients, he was very happy, and forgot about Zhao Hu's "little cannon fodder".
The two asked the driver to stop at a nearby supermarket. They had been to this supermarket last time and had Italian food upstairs in the mall, so they were familiar with the road.
When the two of them walked into the supermarket, Wu Jiu vaguely felt that something was wrong, and the rate of return seemed a little high, but Qihou was wearing that flamboyant one-size-fits-all Monkey T-shirt, and with his flirtatious figure, it's no wonder he didn't turn his head back.
Wu Jiu took Qi Hou to the vegetable area first, and sure enough there were two kinds of corn, sweet corn and sticky corn, and Wu Jiu didn't know which kind Qi Hou liked to eat, so he bought both kinds, and bought four of them for a total of eight. root.
Wu Jiu had already planned to weigh it, but after thinking about it carefully, he saw Qihou standing beside him like a big dog, so he became cruel, and bought eight of one kind, and bought sixteen in total.
In this way, I am not afraid that Qi Hou will not be able to eat enough!
Wu Jiu bought some green vegetables, and went to weigh them together, and then prepared to buy raw meat, and cook meat to eat at home, Qi Hou couldn’t do without meat, he wished to eat meat in the morning, otherwise he would be listless .
Bought vegetables and raw meat, thought the supermarket was over?That would be a big mistake, of course we have to go to the snack area, this is Qihou's favorite area, seeing that he bought vegetables and meat, Qihou immediately dragged Wu Jiao to the snack area, the snack area was full of In some places where little girls or young girls and children gather together, Wu Jiu feels that he and Qihou, the two big men, come to the snack area, which is particularly eye-catching. I don’t know if it’s an illusion, especially Qihou’s monkey Brother T-shirt!
Wu Jiu had no choice but to ask Qihou to choose quickly, and stood by himself pushing the shopping cart and waiting, but when Qihou was choosing snacks, he seemed to be making decisions on major national affairs, very serious, frowning, with a hormonal eruption on his face, Wu Jiu looked a little fascinated.
Qihou also held up the bag of puffed food and said to Wu Jiu: "Second brother, which of these two do you think is better? What is strawberry? Strawberry tastes better, or chocolate flavor?"
Qihou had a lot to learn, and Wu Jiu didn't know what to teach for a while. Hearing him ask about strawberries, he thought that it was the season to eat strawberries, so why not buy some strawberries for Qihou.
Qi Hou was diligently picking up snacks. At this moment, there was a scream of "Ah!!!" from the side, and even the tally staff in the supermarket were taken aback. Then they saw several little girls He rushed over quickly and surrounded Qihou in the center.
Those girls stared at Qihou's abdomen with excited eyes, of course they were staring at the T-shirt of Brother Qihou, and said excitedly: "You...are you Lu Bai?!"
Qi Hou didn't understand, so he nodded. After all, this was the first time he had encountered this matter, and he didn't know these girls, but it turned out that these girls seemed to know him.
Qihou nodded, and the girls said "ahhhhhhhhh" again, "I'm your fan girl! God, can you sign me? Sign my face!"
"I want it too, I want it too, sign it on my chest!"
"I want a photo!"
Qi Hou was stunned for a moment, on his face?chest?
Wu Jiu was squeezed to the outside by the crowd of fans. After Wu Jiu was pushed to the outside, he heard the fans inside chirping, "Where is your second brother? What does your second brother look like?" Isn't it very handsome?!"
"I want my second brother's autograph too!"
"Yes, yes, where is the second brother?"
When Wu Jiu heard this, his back felt numb. He didn't know about the live broadcast, and he was still wondering how he became famous. It must be Qi Hou talking nonsense on Weibo.
Taking advantage of Qihou being besieged, Wu Jiu silently walked aside to pick strawberries and let Qihou handle it by himself.
It was also the first time for Qihou to see this battle. Fortunately, Qihou was relatively calm, otherwise he would have been scared to death by fans. He didn't even know that he had gained so many fans by himself. No one knew him before he went out. , This time I was recognized as soon as I went out.
Qi Hou was besieged by fans for almost an hour, and the fans were getting more and more, and finally the paparazzi were coming, so Qi Hou squeezed out of the crowd, dragged Wu Jiao and ran away.
The two went out, got into a taxi, and hurried home. Wu Jiu smiled and said, "It seems that you are quite popular?"
Qihou wiped the sweat off his face, always feeling that the girls of this era are so enthusiastic, a little scary...
Wu Jiu and Qihou returned home smoothly, soon someone posted on Weibo about taking photos and signing autographs, and someone even made a video, saying that Qihou himself is tall and handsome, and he is a very nice person, so please be patient. Fans signed autographs and took a group photo. They were very serious when they signed, and they were worried that fans would be pushed, so please don’t push them.
There are photos and videos. Qihou has been relatively popular recently, and this made him even more popular. The supermarket has started to be squatted by fans, and everyone is asking when Qihou will go live again and so on.
At noon, Wu Jiao cooked four dishes and one soup. After eating, he went to the kitchen to prepare afternoon tea and desserts. It was rare that the shares were transferred out smoothly, and Zhao’s family vented his anger for him. , Wu Jiu was naturally in a good mood, let Qihou play games by himself, and he went to the kitchen to make some desserts.
Qihou was playing Weibo outside, and everyone clamored for Qihou to go live. Qihou thought for a while, and since there was nothing to do, he turned on the live broadcast platform. As soon as Qihou went online, the room was immediately full of people. Everyone is calling for husband.
Qi Hou couldn't understand at first, after all, Wu Jiu asked himself to call himself husband before, but in Qi Hou's concept, husband means eunuch, which is really ugly.
So Qihou went to search for what her husband meant, and immediately laughed as soon as he searched, he forgot that he was still live broadcasting, and smiled evilly and wildly at the screen, almost electrocuting the crowd to death.
Passerby A: Ahhhh!My husband looks so cute when he smiles! !
Passerby B: Oh oh oh, my husband is so handsome! !
Passerby C: Husband, husband, say something!
When Qihou saw the husband who was full of the screen, he smiled and said, "Don't call me husband, I have a husband."
When Qihou said this, because he said it so naturally, the screen paused for just two seconds, and then many onlookers started joking again.
Passerby A: Hahaha, my husband is as good as he is! !
Passerby B: Husband, you are so calm!
Passerby C: My husband is so humorous! !
Passerby D: Husband, is your husband the second brother?
Passer-by E: Of course, what else is there to say?I swallowed several mouthfuls of this pair of CP’s dog food that day.
Although Qihou didn't know what CP meant, he laughed when he saw them talking about second brother, and the smile was so gentle, he said, "Yes."
He admitted so frankly, it can be said to be true or false, everyone didn't believe it, but felt that Qihou was very capable of joking and had a special sense of humor.
Passerby F: Old Gong, old Gong, what did the beautiful second brother cook for you today?
Passerby G: Hahaha upstairs!What the hell is Gong Gong, have you betrayed the revolution so quickly? !Hahaha
Passerby H: Old Gong!Haha what a great name!
As soon as Qi Hou saw them discussing food, he immediately regained his energy. He sat in front of the computer wearing the monkey boy's T-shirt, counted them with his fingers, and said, "Sauerkraut fish, braised prawns in oil, chicken wings baked with egg yolk , Big plate chicken, the soup is boiled dry shreds."
Passerby A: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !Dog abuse! !I haven't eaten at noon, so it's fine if I don't eat it, but if I want to eat dog food, I won't eat it!I will not eat!
Passerby B: Angrily kicked over the dog bowl!Refuse to eat dog food!
Passer-by C: Old attack, old attack!Is it delicious, is the second brother's cooking particularly delicious?
Qihou said with a smile: "Of course, the second brother has the best craftsmanship, and everything is delicious."
Passerby Ding: OMG, another face of affection was shown!
Passerby E: Did the braised prawns be peeled by the second brother?
Qihou didn't know that they were just guessing, and said in surprise: "How do you know? Yes."
Qi Hou showed a sincere surprise, and the onlookers were immediately shown a look of affection.
Passer-by: God!The second brother can cook and peel the shrimp shells. The most important thing is to have a pair of beautiful hands! !Give me a dozen of such second brothers!
Passerby Geng: Haha, Lao Gong, although you have a second brother who cooks, but I am eating snacks now, I am eating potato chips!Xinghu can't do it!
Qihou looked at the screen, a little puzzled, turned his head slightly, and said with a very lethal tilted head, "What does Xinghu mean?"
Passerby A: Hahaha, old Gong is so cute!
Passer-by B: Lao Gong doesn’t often browse the Internet when he sees it
Passerby C: happiness
Passerby D: Star Lake = Happiness
Passer-by E: Old attack and old attack means happiness!
Passerby F: The old Gong is so handsome, obviously he can rely on his appearance, but he has to rely on his cuteness!Hahaha
Seeing them explaining to himself, Qihou thought it was quite amusing. Seeing a fan mention potato chips, he immediately said, "Oh, yes, I also have potato chips, I almost forgot to eat them."
As he spoke, he stood up and quickly left the table.
Passerby A: Damn! ! !
Passerby B: Abs! ! ! !
Passerby C: I saw Lao Gong's sexy monkey brother!
Passerby Ding: The Great Sage is so sexy, covering his nosebleeds...
Qihou left the table and went to pick out snacks from the snack bag. Because Qihou bought a lot of snacks, Wu Jiu got him a snack bag in the living room. It was a huge storage box. He put it aside and asked Qihou to find it by himself. eat.
Qi Hou saw this and wanted to eat that too, he hesitated, at this time Wu Zhengyi came out to get something, saw him staring at the snacks in a daze, and said with a smile: "What are you doing?"
Qihou said: "I want to eat them all, but I don't know which one to eat first."
When Wu Jiu heard this, he couldn't help but smiled and said, "If you have a belly, you can eat it all, and buy it after you're done eating. Don't be overwhelmed. I'm making chocolate cake, and baked corn with cheese. I'll have it in a while."
When Qihou heard this, he immediately said, "Second brother is so kind! Wipe off your sweat."
The oven was being used in the kitchen, and the heat was roiling, Wu Jiao was sweating all over, Qi Hou immediately grabbed his Monkey Brother T-shirt and wanted to wipe Wu Jiao's sweat, Wu Jiao was afraid that he would grab his beloved Monkey Brother T-shirt Torn it up, it’s small in itself, it’s one size fits all, it’s already shameful to wear it on Qihou’s body, and even being picked up, brother monkey is also wronged, he is so overwhelmed, his face is deformed by the pulling.
Wu Jiu said: "It's okay, it will be fine in a while, you go to play first."
Only now, under Wu Jiu's "encouragement", Qi Hou walked back to the computer with the snack storage box in his arms, "Boom!!" He put the storage box on the table, and the screen was almost invisible.
Qi Hou looked with his head, and the screen was blurred. It turned out that Qi Hou and Wu Jiu were talking just now, because the live broadcast was on, and the crowd happened to hear it. Not only that, but some blurred images were also taken. When he grabbed Brother Hou to wipe Wu Jiao's sweat, he showed some waist, which is the real abs, and the people who saw it sprayed nosebleeds.
Passerby A: Abs! !Abs! !What did I see!
Passerby B: Second brother!It's the second brother!Oh oh oh, the second brother is so gentle!
Passerby C: My God, I also want to eat snacks, as well as chocolate cake and cheese corn bake!
Passerby D: Second brother, second brother, take another step, we want to see you!
Passerby E: I saw my second brother Meimei's hand, it's too beautiful!White and thin!
Once Qihou put the box in front of the computer, everyone couldn't see Qihou, only the snack storage box, and the comments turned upside down again.
Passerby A: I shouldn't have compared snacks with Lao Gong just now, I only have potato chips, and Lao Gong has so many! ! !
Passerby B: Wrong, you should say that you only have potato chips, and Lao Gong has a second brother! !
Passerby C: Dog abuse, dog abuse!Crooked, it's a demon spirit, someone abused a dog here!
Passerby Ding: The number you dialed is empty...
Passerby E: My God, there are so many snacks for Lao Gong!
Qihou looked at the computer with his head tilted through the storage box. He felt that it was too much effort, so he simply put the storage box on his lap, hugged the box with his arms crossed, and took out potato chips from it, " It's thorny—" He opened it with a sound, and began to squeeze the potato chips into his mouth.
Qihou's mouth is not small, but it has a thin and sexy appearance, Wu Jiu has a deep understanding of this.
Many people have thin lips, so they will lose their shape and look unattractive, but Qihou's lips are that kind of thin and stylish, and he looks like a standard flirtatious scumbag. The lips alone are sexy.
Qi Hou squeezed the potato chips and put them into his mouth. Although his eating was ferocious, even wild, he had the elegance of an aristocrat, not coquettish at all, but unexpectedly not ugly.
Qi Hou was eating potato chips, the screen paused for nearly half a minute, Qi Hou said while eating: "Am I disconnected?"
The onlookers listened to the sound of "咔嗤咔嗤", and finally someone began to deduct words.
Passerby A: No... no, Lao Gong, you are not disconnected
Passer-by B: We are just... simply admiring Lao Gong's eating pictures
Passerby C: I don’t know why, I always feel that it’s too erotic...
Passer-by D: My nosebleeds have dried up, and there are no more bloody gutters
Passerby E: Typing with both hands to show innocence
Passerby F: The screen is dirty, let me lick it!
Qihou's eating looks are like a mystery. Other eating and broadcasting needs makeup and elegance. Obviously, he has to eat like a big mouth, and he has to pout his mouth when eating to be cute. That's really weird. How can there be such an unpretentious little goblin like Qi Hou, who doesn't wear makeup, just wears a 25 yuan Monkey T-shirt, holds a snack storage box, and starts to eat.
Kachi Kachi took less than half a minute to settle a bag of potato chips and said with a smile, "I'm going to throw out the trash."
He said he put the snack storage box in front of the computer, and went to throw out the trash, but Qihou ate very quickly, one bag in half a minute, one bag in half a minute, running four or five times over and over again, and the fans' eyes hurt it took.
When Qihou ran up to throw the bag for the sixth time, he put the storage box in front of the computer, covering most of the screen. Seeing him running over to throw the garbage again, Wu Jiao said helplessly: "You can't run around like this. Are you tired?"
Qihou said, "I'm a little tired."
Wu Jiu was about to be amused by his sincerity, and Qi Hou said again: "Second brother likes to be clean, it's not good to put it aside, just eat one bag and throw the other away."
Wu Jiu didn't know that Qihou was playing with the live broadcast. He was in the kitchen, baking cakes and whipping cream. The noise was very loud. He didn't even hear Qihou chatting with people outside, so he walked out of the kitchen naturally. , I found a mini trash can, the kind that is specially placed on the table.
The mini trash can was bought in the supermarket before, because it is too cute, so Wu Jiao has been useless, it is a cute little yellow chicken trash can, Wu Jiao came over with the trash can, because there is a storage box in front of it , Wu Jiao didn’t pay attention to the computer screen, and put it on the table, saying: “Throw it here, throw it away when it’s full.”
Qihou said with a smile: "Second brother is so kind."
Qi Hou sat back in front of the screen again, because he was sitting down, he was a little shorter than Wu Jiu, so he raised his head, just like a big white.
Seeing that there was still a piece of potato chips hanging from his lips, Wu Jiu laughed out loud and said, "How old are you, and you're still pretending to be on your lips."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and wiped off the potato chip scum for Qi Hou. Wu Jiao didn't pay attention to the computer that was frantically swiping the screen, and naturally wiped Qi Hou's mouth, and went back to the kitchen.
Passerby A: Damn! ! !Second brother! !It's the second brother! ! !
Passerby B: Second brother is so gentle! ! !
Passerby C: Good hand!
Passerby: Damn snack box! !Get up!I want to see Lao Gong's second brother! ! !What are you blocking! !
Passerby E: I can't see clearly! ! !Only hands can be seen! !
Passer-by: Oh, oh, and a small waist! ! !Second brother has a good waist!
Passer-by Geng: My God!The second brother has such a thin waist! ! !Visually it is a monster!
Passer-by Xin: Have you ever seen such a gentle monster!Old Gong, quickly accept this monster!
Qihou didn't know the situation, so he put down the snack storage box and put it on his lap again. At this time, Wu Jiao had already left, and he couldn't see what the second brother looked like at all, but they suddenly saw that there was a cute girl in front of the table Little yellow chicken trash can.
Passerby A: Oh my god, you are so cute!
Passerby B: Hahaha God, is this the trash can that your second brother gave you? !
Passerby C: Old Gong, are you sure that the second brother raised you as his son? ?What a cute trash can hahaha
Passerby D: I want to use the same trash can as Lao Gong!
At the same time, there will soon be a small yellow chicken trash can of the same style as the Internet celebrity Lu Bai on Taobao, and the purchase limit is ten...
After Qi Hou ate half a box of snacks, Wu Jiu's desserts were ready. It wasn't that Qi Hou's combat effectiveness was not good, but that their family had too many snacks.
Qi Hou happily put the snack storage box on the table, and went to serve chocolate cake and baked cheese corn.
Wu Jiu handed the baked chocolate cake, baked cheese corn, plus a stick of sweet corn and sticky corn to Qihou.
He was sweating from baking the cake just now, Wu Jiao is a clean freak, he felt uncomfortable, so he said, "Eat it, I'll go take a shower."
Qihou immediately said: "Okay."
Qi Hou came back with his things, and then he threw the snack storage box aside, the computer screen was exposed again, fans were lamenting, the second great opportunity, and he didn't see the second brother, it was all because of the snack storage box too big!
Wu Jiu went to take a bath, and Qi Hou put the cake, corn cake and corn on the table, ready to eat.
The chocolate cake was made eight inches. This size was too small for Qi Hou, and it was not enough to look at. However, this size is enough for four ordinary people to eat.
The mellow chocolate cake looks very appetizing, and there are two words written on it with cream - Xiaobai.
Surrounded by a circle of big red strawberries, the strawberry cherries were carefully peeled off, so they can be eaten directly. The cake is made to the level of a baker. It is very beautiful and exudes a sweet smell of thick chocolate syrup , smells a strong sense of happiness.
Next to it is a plate of cheese corn baked. Wu Jiao peeled off the corn, sprinkled cheese and sugar, and shaped the corn fry. The thick shredded cheese was matched with the sweet corn, and some butter was added to enhance the flavor. Sprinkled with a layer of crunchy sugar, it tastes absolutely amazing.
Wu Jiu had already cut the corn into pizza-like triangles. Qihou picked up a piece with his big hand, put it in his mouth, and bit it. The cheese was pulled into shreds. The mellow aroma rushed into the mouth, and the fragrance seemed to be smelled from the other side of the screen. The golden corn was still steaming, and Qi Hou had already eaten half of it in one go.
Qihou ate the chocolate cake and baked corn, bite by bite. Fans who ate it thought they were going to gain weight if they didn't eat it, but Qihou didn't care at all, and enjoyed eating it.
In the end, two-thirds of the baked corn and chocolate cake were eaten within 15 minutes, and Qi Hou stopped eating them, and kept them for Wu Jiao very well. Fans asked if they were for the second brother, and Qi Hou was still smiling. Said: "Yes, although I really want to eat, but the second brother has worked hard to do so much, so let the second brother stay."
Qihou thought for a while, and then said: "But the second brother doesn't eat much, he usually eats a little and then gives me the rest."
After he said that, the fans burst into laughter.
Passerby A: Old Gong, old Gong, I swear, ordinary people don’t eat so much, you are the most extraordinary one!
Passer-by B: And it’s the kind of food that doesn’t make you fat!
Passerby C: And it’s still good-looking, and it’s not common for people who don’t get fat
Passerby D: Hahaha, I'm the only one who noticed that Lao Gong is actually a scheming boy. I keep it for the second brother, and the second brother will also feed Lao Gong. The second brother is simply a peerless good man!The second brother is the old Gong!
Just as everyone was making jokes, Qi Hou had already started eating roasted corn.The corn is also roasted, so the tongs are inserted. It is the kind that peels off the outer skin of the whole root, carefully removes the corn silk, and roasts it directly. Qihou took it over, holding the sweet corn in his left hand and sticky corn in his right hand. bite.
Passerby A: Hey, is this how corn is eaten?Whole root! ? ! ?Aren't we eating a kind of corn!
Passer-by B: The corn eaten by southerners is roasted one by one, right?This is how men from the Northeast gnaw on corn!
Passerby C: God!The corn is not chewed, but has to be peeled off, so delicate!
Passer-by: What kind of corn can you eat if you don’t eat corn!
Passerby E: How can you eat the corn that is not removed!
When Qi Hou saw it, he just ate corn, and a dispute between the North and the South came out, which reminded him of the dispute between sweet and salty rice dumplings.
Qihou gnawed on the corn with relish, and said, "What is corn? My second brother eats rice dumplings. Seafood-flavored salty rice dumplings are even dipped in sugar."
When he said this, the screen froze for a while, about 15 seconds, and then...
Passerby A: Seafood-flavored salty rice dumplings dipped in sugar! ?
Passerby B: The second brother is the real man!
Passerby C: Old Gong, you are so weak!
Passerby D: Hahaha, my second brother has a great personality!
Passerby E: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Passerby F: I want to eat the same type of seafood dumplings dipped in sugar with my second brother, and I will become a real man, ah ha ha ha!
Watching them chatting, Qi Hou felt that it was a good time to pass the time. After all, the second brother was taking a bath and no one was with him. Moreover, Brother Monkey finished his performance recently. The animated version of Brother Monkey has a total of more than a dozen episodes, three episodes a day. I finished watching it all, and watched the replay again, so I am very bored now, so I gnawed corn and chatted with everyone.
Qihou didn't know how tempting he was to eat corn. This ordinary action made the fans look like they must raise their hands to show their innocence!
Qihou quickly ate two corns. Today's food and broadcasts are simply too rich, all kinds of snacks, chocolate cake, cheese corn, and two big corns. By the way, there is a dispute between the North and the South. Everyone thinks that Supported, but Qi Hou himself did not feel supported at all.
Wu Jiu went to take a bath, and came out in about half an hour, Qihou said with a smile: "Second brother came back from the bath, I'm going to get off."
Passer-by A: Don't, ah, old Gong!
Passerby B: Come on for a while!
Passerby C: I also want to see the picture of my second brother getting out of the bath, it must be beautiful!
Passerby Ding: Goodbye, old Gong~
Qi Hou quickly turned off the live broadcast, smiled and baked the cake and corn, and said, "Second brother, I have saved a lot for you!"
Wu Jiu raised his eyebrows when he saw that there were so many. After all, it was a tiger pulling out its teeth. It was not easy for the chocolate cake and corn cakes that were put into the tiger's mouth to be left.
Wu Jiu didn't know that he was also a famous person now, and thanks to Qihou, he ate a bite of chocolate cake and baked corn, and sure enough he left it to Qihou.
Qihou said with a smile: "Second brother is so kind."
He also lowered his head and kissed Wu Jiu's forehead, and then happily wiped away the rest.
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou rested for a while in the afternoon, Wu Jiao turned on the TV and dialed it boredly, Qi Hou sat down, used Wu Jiu as a cushion, and stretched out his arms to hold Wu Jiu in his arms. Fortunately, the sofa was a very enjoyable model. It's very deep, otherwise two big men wouldn't be able to sit still while hugging each other.
Qihou acted so intimately that he made Wu Jiu sit in his arms. Although Wu Jiu was a little embarrassed, but since there was no outsider present and he and Qihou were old married couples, he leaned comfortably against Qihou.
Qi Hou turned his head sideways and kissed Wu Jiu's ear. Wu Jiao shook and his whole body was numb. After all, there is no sexual life in modern times, so Wu Jiao was actually somewhat dissatisfied with desire, so he turned his head back and kissed Wu Jiu actively. Touched Qihou's lips.
Seeing that the second brother was so active, Qihou immediately hugged him and deepened the kiss. Wu Jiao was still wearing a bathrobe, which was especially suitable for doing indescribable things. Qihou's breathing became heavy, and the breathing of the two of them became stuck together. A storm is about to come.
However, at this moment, the music of "Brother Monkey" sounded on the TV. Qihou's eyes widened suddenly, and he immediately raised his head and said with a smile, "Ah, this station is actually rebroadcasting."
Wu Jiu almost spat blood on Qi Hou's face, wishing he could point to the TV and ask Qi Hou whether he likes himself or Monkey Brother, but Wu Jiu didn't dare to ask, not because he was afraid that he would be too hypocritical, but because Qi Hou said he liked Monkey elder brother……
Qi Hou insisted on holding Wu Jiao to watch Monkey Brother, Wu Jiu was forced to watch cartoons with Qi Hou, Qi Hou smiled and said: "Second Brother, don't worry, I will be as powerful as the Great Sage, and I can protect you. "
When Wu Jiao heard this, he was about to fall asleep, but suddenly he woke up laughing. Qi Hou said so, it is possible that he formed a CP for Brother Hou and Master, which made Wu Jiu's stomach hurt from laughing.
The two of them watched Brother Monkey together, and the sunset was about to come soon. Qihou was hungry again, and Wu Jiao worked diligently to cook. Wu Jiao felt that when he stayed at home, he seemed to be cooking all day long. , lunch, afternoon tea, and dinner, and maybe a supper or something.
In short, Wu Jiu bought a week's worth of vegetables and meat, but it seemed that he could only cook them for one day, at most one and a half days, no more!
The two of them had a candlelight dinner together. The dinner was Western-style, with small candles and roses inserted. The atmosphere was just right. Wu Jiao thought to himself, Brother Hou, you've finished watching it too, so you can always let me do it! ?
Unexpectedly, just after eating and before doing the dishes, Qihou's cell phone rang, and the caller showed Sister Zhang.
He is Lu Bai's agent.
Because of Wu Jiu's backing for Marquis Qi before, Sister Zhang didn't dare to make a fuss, she always acted like a good grandson, for some reason she suddenly called.
Qihou picked it up and said, "Hello?"
Sister Zhang immediately smiled and said: "Lv Bai! Good news, I have received a notice for you, you can earn a lot of money, let me tell you, as long as you take this job, you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life." Come here quickly, I will send you the address!"
Before Qihou could react, Sister Zhang had already told her, "You must come here, the address has been sent to your mobile phone."
She hung up as soon as she said that, Qi Hou was stunned, the phone rang again soon, and a text message came in with an address, but it didn't say where it was, it was just an address like XX Road XX.
Wu Jiu said, "What's wrong?"
Qi Hou said: "My agent suddenly said that he had answered an announcement for me."
After these few days, Marquis Qi also got to know about artists and announcements in general, and got a little understanding of the situation.
Wu Jiao said in surprise: "It's so late, did you receive the notification? Is it over now?"
Qihou nodded and said, "Yes, the address is here."
Qihou said again: "Second brother, rest, I'll go see what's going on, take a taxi, and be back soon."
When Qi Hou said this, Wu Jiao was naturally worried. After all, Qi Hou had never photographed anything before, and he had never been an artist. He received a notification suddenly. He didn't know if there would be any accidents. Wu Jiu still planned to follow.
Fortunately, Wu Jiu didn't drink alcohol. Wu Jiu and Qi Hou changed their clothes and were ready to go out. Wu Jiu picked up the car and drove Qi Hou to this address.
The address is not too close, but it is near the suburbs. Because there were no cars at night, it went smoothly, and it took an hour to arrive. I finally arrived at the place at nine o'clock, but it was not a building for filming, nor was it an exterior location. a nightclub.
When Wu Jiu saw the nightclub, his complexion sank. Qihou didn't know what a nightclub was, but he saw that the men and women who came in and out were all dressed very revealingly. Some women wore heavy makeup and wore short skirts that rolled up to their waists. It's too indecent to go up, not only that, but there are also men wearing heavy makeup, wearing extremely revealing clothes, and twisting their waists to flatter.
This nightclub is still very chaotic. Wu Jiu has heard of it before. After all, he is also a high-class person, but he has never been here. Looking at it this way, his face is very bad. The manager actually asked Qihou to come here. What is the notification? , it is obvious that Qihou is here to accompany the wine.
Sister Zhang was standing at the door of the nightclub, looking around, as if she was waiting for Qi Hou, Wu Jiao didn't speak, but got out of the car with a gloomy expression, and walked towards Sister Zhang.
Sister Zhang was still looking for Marquis Qi, but when she saw Wu Jiao, she was startled, and then she saw Marquis Qi getting out of the car and following Wu Jiao.
Sister Zhang suddenly lacked confidence, but soon raised her head again, and was going to pull Qihou when she walked over, saying, "Why did you come here, everyone is waiting impatiently!"
Before her hand touched Qihou, Wu Jiao had already stretched out his hand to separate it, "Pa!", Sister Zhang felt pain in the back of her hand, and almost screamed, "You...what are you doing!?"
Wu Jiu squinted his eyes and said, "Miss Zhang, what am I asking you for? As I said before, Lu Bai is my younger brother, and you still arrange for him this kind of job as an accompaniment?"
Sister Zhang covered her hands, smiled coldly, looked at Wu Jiao arrogantly, and said, "Oh!! Mr. Wu, look at what you said, you are different today, aren't you? A few days ago, Wasn't he fired by the Bao family? Now Mr. Wu is considered unemployed at home.
Wu Jiu was a little dazed for a moment, thinking what a coincidence, this is his true self, and Qi Hou's acting career should help, right?
Wu Jiu thought about it, but he heard Qi Hou say very seriously: "No, I won't act."
Wu Jiao was taken aback by his resolute refusal, but Zhao Hu didn't mind at all, and said with a smile, "Mr. Lu is still an upright person?"
Wu Jiu looked at Qi Hou strangely. He didn't know what was going on in Qi Hou's heart. It turned out that there were too many wives of Duke Huan of Qi recorded in history. According to the official history, Duke Huan of Qi must have a basket of wives. no more acting.
Zhao Hu didn't force it, and said with a smile: "Well, if Mr. Lu thinks about it, please call me. I have been auditioning for the past few days, and I still have some time to think about it."
Qi Hou still didn't speak, his attitude was very firm, he frowned and looked unhappy, while Wu Jiu said: "Mr. Zhao's kindness, I will first thank you for Mr. Lu."
Zhao Hu waved his hand and said, "It's okay, then, let's talk about the equity?"
Wu Jiu nodded, and the two of them began to talk about the stock rights. Zhao Hu looked rich and powerful, and wanted to make friends with Wu Jiu, so the conditions were basically fine, and he took 20.00% of the five shares of Baojia Company. In fact, I just want to freeze it, and I don’t bother to work at all. It looks like playing with tickets, and the most important thing is to disgust the Bao family.
Zhao Hu was very polite to Wu Jiu, and finally said: "Mr. Wu is not only handsome, but also has an interesting personality. How about we drink together some other day?"
When Qihou heard this, the alarm bell rang loudly. Zhaohu and Wu Jiu wanted to drink together with the wine. Just "conspiring against Wu Jiu", let alone in this life, look at his wicked eyebrows.
After everyone drank tea, Zhao Hu was about to send Wu Jiu and Marquis Qi back, Wu Jiu said with a smile: "Mr. Zhao, don't bother, Mr. Lu and I can just take a taxi back."
Zhao Hu went to the door of the tea house, asked the bodyguards to call a taxi, opened the rear door for Wu Jiao himself, and raised his hand to block the roof, acting like a gentleman, and invited Wu Jiu to sit in, and waited for Qihou and Wu Jiao to get into the car , closed the car door for him again, and said with a smile: "Mr. Wu, shall we see you another day?"
Wu Jiu nodded and said, "Thank you for your hard work, sir."
As he spoke, Qi Hou urged the driver to drive quickly. The driver immediately stepped on the accelerator and started the car. Neither of them finished talking...
When the car was driving and there was no shadow of Zhaohu, Qi Hou said: "Second brother, I want to eat corn, but you haven't roasted corn for me yet."
As soon as he acted like a baby, the driver in front looked back, Wu Jiao almost covered his face, and quickly said: "Okay, okay, can you go to the supermarket on the way back, buy some corn, and the food at home just happened to be out."
When Qi Hou heard Wu Jiu say that he bought corn and ingredients, he was very happy, and forgot about Zhao Hu's "little cannon fodder".
The two asked the driver to stop at a nearby supermarket. They had been to this supermarket last time and had Italian food upstairs in the mall, so they were familiar with the road.
When the two of them walked into the supermarket, Wu Jiu vaguely felt that something was wrong, and the rate of return seemed a little high, but Qihou was wearing that flamboyant one-size-fits-all Monkey T-shirt, and with his flirtatious figure, it's no wonder he didn't turn his head back.
Wu Jiu took Qi Hou to the vegetable area first, and sure enough there were two kinds of corn, sweet corn and sticky corn, and Wu Jiu didn't know which kind Qi Hou liked to eat, so he bought both kinds, and bought four of them for a total of eight. root.
Wu Jiu had already planned to weigh it, but after thinking about it carefully, he saw Qihou standing beside him like a big dog, so he became cruel, and bought eight of one kind, and bought sixteen in total.
In this way, I am not afraid that Qi Hou will not be able to eat enough!
Wu Jiu bought some green vegetables, and went to weigh them together, and then prepared to buy raw meat, and cook meat to eat at home, Qi Hou couldn’t do without meat, he wished to eat meat in the morning, otherwise he would be listless .
Bought vegetables and raw meat, thought the supermarket was over?That would be a big mistake, of course we have to go to the snack area, this is Qihou's favorite area, seeing that he bought vegetables and meat, Qihou immediately dragged Wu Jiao to the snack area, the snack area was full of In some places where little girls or young girls and children gather together, Wu Jiu feels that he and Qihou, the two big men, come to the snack area, which is particularly eye-catching. I don’t know if it’s an illusion, especially Qihou’s monkey Brother T-shirt!
Wu Jiu had no choice but to ask Qihou to choose quickly, and stood by himself pushing the shopping cart and waiting, but when Qihou was choosing snacks, he seemed to be making decisions on major national affairs, very serious, frowning, with a hormonal eruption on his face, Wu Jiu looked a little fascinated.
Qihou also held up the bag of puffed food and said to Wu Jiu: "Second brother, which of these two do you think is better? What is strawberry? Strawberry tastes better, or chocolate flavor?"
Qihou had a lot to learn, and Wu Jiu didn't know what to teach for a while. Hearing him ask about strawberries, he thought that it was the season to eat strawberries, so why not buy some strawberries for Qihou.
Qi Hou was diligently picking up snacks. At this moment, there was a scream of "Ah!!!" from the side, and even the tally staff in the supermarket were taken aback. Then they saw several little girls He rushed over quickly and surrounded Qihou in the center.
Those girls stared at Qihou's abdomen with excited eyes, of course they were staring at the T-shirt of Brother Qihou, and said excitedly: "You...are you Lu Bai?!"
Qi Hou didn't understand, so he nodded. After all, this was the first time he had encountered this matter, and he didn't know these girls, but it turned out that these girls seemed to know him.
Qihou nodded, and the girls said "ahhhhhhhhh" again, "I'm your fan girl! God, can you sign me? Sign my face!"
"I want it too, I want it too, sign it on my chest!"
"I want a photo!"
Qi Hou was stunned for a moment, on his face?chest?
Wu Jiu was squeezed to the outside by the crowd of fans. After Wu Jiu was pushed to the outside, he heard the fans inside chirping, "Where is your second brother? What does your second brother look like?" Isn't it very handsome?!"
"I want my second brother's autograph too!"
"Yes, yes, where is the second brother?"
When Wu Jiu heard this, his back felt numb. He didn't know about the live broadcast, and he was still wondering how he became famous. It must be Qi Hou talking nonsense on Weibo.
Taking advantage of Qihou being besieged, Wu Jiu silently walked aside to pick strawberries and let Qihou handle it by himself.
It was also the first time for Qihou to see this battle. Fortunately, Qihou was relatively calm, otherwise he would have been scared to death by fans. He didn't even know that he had gained so many fans by himself. No one knew him before he went out. , This time I was recognized as soon as I went out.
Qi Hou was besieged by fans for almost an hour, and the fans were getting more and more, and finally the paparazzi were coming, so Qi Hou squeezed out of the crowd, dragged Wu Jiao and ran away.
The two went out, got into a taxi, and hurried home. Wu Jiu smiled and said, "It seems that you are quite popular?"
Qihou wiped the sweat off his face, always feeling that the girls of this era are so enthusiastic, a little scary...
Wu Jiu and Qihou returned home smoothly, soon someone posted on Weibo about taking photos and signing autographs, and someone even made a video, saying that Qihou himself is tall and handsome, and he is a very nice person, so please be patient. Fans signed autographs and took a group photo. They were very serious when they signed, and they were worried that fans would be pushed, so please don’t push them.
There are photos and videos. Qihou has been relatively popular recently, and this made him even more popular. The supermarket has started to be squatted by fans, and everyone is asking when Qihou will go live again and so on.
At noon, Wu Jiao cooked four dishes and one soup. After eating, he went to the kitchen to prepare afternoon tea and desserts. It was rare that the shares were transferred out smoothly, and Zhao’s family vented his anger for him. , Wu Jiu was naturally in a good mood, let Qihou play games by himself, and he went to the kitchen to make some desserts.
Qihou was playing Weibo outside, and everyone clamored for Qihou to go live. Qihou thought for a while, and since there was nothing to do, he turned on the live broadcast platform. As soon as Qihou went online, the room was immediately full of people. Everyone is calling for husband.
Qi Hou couldn't understand at first, after all, Wu Jiu asked himself to call himself husband before, but in Qi Hou's concept, husband means eunuch, which is really ugly.
So Qihou went to search for what her husband meant, and immediately laughed as soon as he searched, he forgot that he was still live broadcasting, and smiled evilly and wildly at the screen, almost electrocuting the crowd to death.
Passerby A: Ahhhh!My husband looks so cute when he smiles! !
Passerby B: Oh oh oh, my husband is so handsome! !
Passerby C: Husband, husband, say something!
When Qihou saw the husband who was full of the screen, he smiled and said, "Don't call me husband, I have a husband."
When Qihou said this, because he said it so naturally, the screen paused for just two seconds, and then many onlookers started joking again.
Passerby A: Hahaha, my husband is as good as he is! !
Passerby B: Husband, you are so calm!
Passerby C: My husband is so humorous! !
Passerby D: Husband, is your husband the second brother?
Passer-by E: Of course, what else is there to say?I swallowed several mouthfuls of this pair of CP’s dog food that day.
Although Qihou didn't know what CP meant, he laughed when he saw them talking about second brother, and the smile was so gentle, he said, "Yes."
He admitted so frankly, it can be said to be true or false, everyone didn't believe it, but felt that Qihou was very capable of joking and had a special sense of humor.
Passerby F: Old Gong, old Gong, what did the beautiful second brother cook for you today?
Passerby G: Hahaha upstairs!What the hell is Gong Gong, have you betrayed the revolution so quickly? !Hahaha
Passerby H: Old Gong!Haha what a great name!
As soon as Qi Hou saw them discussing food, he immediately regained his energy. He sat in front of the computer wearing the monkey boy's T-shirt, counted them with his fingers, and said, "Sauerkraut fish, braised prawns in oil, chicken wings baked with egg yolk , Big plate chicken, the soup is boiled dry shreds."
Passerby A: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !Dog abuse! !I haven't eaten at noon, so it's fine if I don't eat it, but if I want to eat dog food, I won't eat it!I will not eat!
Passerby B: Angrily kicked over the dog bowl!Refuse to eat dog food!
Passer-by C: Old attack, old attack!Is it delicious, is the second brother's cooking particularly delicious?
Qihou said with a smile: "Of course, the second brother has the best craftsmanship, and everything is delicious."
Passerby Ding: OMG, another face of affection was shown!
Passerby E: Did the braised prawns be peeled by the second brother?
Qihou didn't know that they were just guessing, and said in surprise: "How do you know? Yes."
Qi Hou showed a sincere surprise, and the onlookers were immediately shown a look of affection.
Passer-by: God!The second brother can cook and peel the shrimp shells. The most important thing is to have a pair of beautiful hands! !Give me a dozen of such second brothers!
Passerby Geng: Haha, Lao Gong, although you have a second brother who cooks, but I am eating snacks now, I am eating potato chips!Xinghu can't do it!
Qihou looked at the screen, a little puzzled, turned his head slightly, and said with a very lethal tilted head, "What does Xinghu mean?"
Passerby A: Hahaha, old Gong is so cute!
Passer-by B: Lao Gong doesn’t often browse the Internet when he sees it
Passerby C: happiness
Passerby D: Star Lake = Happiness
Passer-by E: Old attack and old attack means happiness!
Passerby F: The old Gong is so handsome, obviously he can rely on his appearance, but he has to rely on his cuteness!Hahaha
Seeing them explaining to himself, Qihou thought it was quite amusing. Seeing a fan mention potato chips, he immediately said, "Oh, yes, I also have potato chips, I almost forgot to eat them."
As he spoke, he stood up and quickly left the table.
Passerby A: Damn! ! !
Passerby B: Abs! ! ! !
Passerby C: I saw Lao Gong's sexy monkey brother!
Passerby Ding: The Great Sage is so sexy, covering his nosebleeds...
Qihou left the table and went to pick out snacks from the snack bag. Because Qihou bought a lot of snacks, Wu Jiu got him a snack bag in the living room. It was a huge storage box. He put it aside and asked Qihou to find it by himself. eat.
Qi Hou saw this and wanted to eat that too, he hesitated, at this time Wu Zhengyi came out to get something, saw him staring at the snacks in a daze, and said with a smile: "What are you doing?"
Qihou said: "I want to eat them all, but I don't know which one to eat first."
When Wu Jiu heard this, he couldn't help but smiled and said, "If you have a belly, you can eat it all, and buy it after you're done eating. Don't be overwhelmed. I'm making chocolate cake, and baked corn with cheese. I'll have it in a while."
When Qihou heard this, he immediately said, "Second brother is so kind! Wipe off your sweat."
The oven was being used in the kitchen, and the heat was roiling, Wu Jiao was sweating all over, Qi Hou immediately grabbed his Monkey Brother T-shirt and wanted to wipe Wu Jiao's sweat, Wu Jiao was afraid that he would grab his beloved Monkey Brother T-shirt Torn it up, it’s small in itself, it’s one size fits all, it’s already shameful to wear it on Qihou’s body, and even being picked up, brother monkey is also wronged, he is so overwhelmed, his face is deformed by the pulling.
Wu Jiu said: "It's okay, it will be fine in a while, you go to play first."
Only now, under Wu Jiu's "encouragement", Qi Hou walked back to the computer with the snack storage box in his arms, "Boom!!" He put the storage box on the table, and the screen was almost invisible.
Qi Hou looked with his head, and the screen was blurred. It turned out that Qi Hou and Wu Jiu were talking just now, because the live broadcast was on, and the crowd happened to hear it. Not only that, but some blurred images were also taken. When he grabbed Brother Hou to wipe Wu Jiao's sweat, he showed some waist, which is the real abs, and the people who saw it sprayed nosebleeds.
Passerby A: Abs! !Abs! !What did I see!
Passerby B: Second brother!It's the second brother!Oh oh oh, the second brother is so gentle!
Passerby C: My God, I also want to eat snacks, as well as chocolate cake and cheese corn bake!
Passerby D: Second brother, second brother, take another step, we want to see you!
Passerby E: I saw my second brother Meimei's hand, it's too beautiful!White and thin!
Once Qihou put the box in front of the computer, everyone couldn't see Qihou, only the snack storage box, and the comments turned upside down again.
Passerby A: I shouldn't have compared snacks with Lao Gong just now, I only have potato chips, and Lao Gong has so many! ! !
Passerby B: Wrong, you should say that you only have potato chips, and Lao Gong has a second brother! !
Passerby C: Dog abuse, dog abuse!Crooked, it's a demon spirit, someone abused a dog here!
Passerby Ding: The number you dialed is empty...
Passerby E: My God, there are so many snacks for Lao Gong!
Qihou looked at the computer with his head tilted through the storage box. He felt that it was too much effort, so he simply put the storage box on his lap, hugged the box with his arms crossed, and took out potato chips from it, " It's thorny—" He opened it with a sound, and began to squeeze the potato chips into his mouth.
Qihou's mouth is not small, but it has a thin and sexy appearance, Wu Jiu has a deep understanding of this.
Many people have thin lips, so they will lose their shape and look unattractive, but Qihou's lips are that kind of thin and stylish, and he looks like a standard flirtatious scumbag. The lips alone are sexy.
Qi Hou squeezed the potato chips and put them into his mouth. Although his eating was ferocious, even wild, he had the elegance of an aristocrat, not coquettish at all, but unexpectedly not ugly.
Qi Hou was eating potato chips, the screen paused for nearly half a minute, Qi Hou said while eating: "Am I disconnected?"
The onlookers listened to the sound of "咔嗤咔嗤", and finally someone began to deduct words.
Passerby A: No... no, Lao Gong, you are not disconnected
Passer-by B: We are just... simply admiring Lao Gong's eating pictures
Passerby C: I don’t know why, I always feel that it’s too erotic...
Passer-by D: My nosebleeds have dried up, and there are no more bloody gutters
Passerby E: Typing with both hands to show innocence
Passerby F: The screen is dirty, let me lick it!
Qihou's eating looks are like a mystery. Other eating and broadcasting needs makeup and elegance. Obviously, he has to eat like a big mouth, and he has to pout his mouth when eating to be cute. That's really weird. How can there be such an unpretentious little goblin like Qi Hou, who doesn't wear makeup, just wears a 25 yuan Monkey T-shirt, holds a snack storage box, and starts to eat.
Kachi Kachi took less than half a minute to settle a bag of potato chips and said with a smile, "I'm going to throw out the trash."
He said he put the snack storage box in front of the computer, and went to throw out the trash, but Qihou ate very quickly, one bag in half a minute, one bag in half a minute, running four or five times over and over again, and the fans' eyes hurt it took.
When Qihou ran up to throw the bag for the sixth time, he put the storage box in front of the computer, covering most of the screen. Seeing him running over to throw the garbage again, Wu Jiao said helplessly: "You can't run around like this. Are you tired?"
Qihou said, "I'm a little tired."
Wu Jiu was about to be amused by his sincerity, and Qi Hou said again: "Second brother likes to be clean, it's not good to put it aside, just eat one bag and throw the other away."
Wu Jiu didn't know that Qihou was playing with the live broadcast. He was in the kitchen, baking cakes and whipping cream. The noise was very loud. He didn't even hear Qihou chatting with people outside, so he walked out of the kitchen naturally. , I found a mini trash can, the kind that is specially placed on the table.
The mini trash can was bought in the supermarket before, because it is too cute, so Wu Jiao has been useless, it is a cute little yellow chicken trash can, Wu Jiao came over with the trash can, because there is a storage box in front of it , Wu Jiao didn’t pay attention to the computer screen, and put it on the table, saying: “Throw it here, throw it away when it’s full.”
Qihou said with a smile: "Second brother is so kind."
Qi Hou sat back in front of the screen again, because he was sitting down, he was a little shorter than Wu Jiu, so he raised his head, just like a big white.
Seeing that there was still a piece of potato chips hanging from his lips, Wu Jiu laughed out loud and said, "How old are you, and you're still pretending to be on your lips."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and wiped off the potato chip scum for Qi Hou. Wu Jiao didn't pay attention to the computer that was frantically swiping the screen, and naturally wiped Qi Hou's mouth, and went back to the kitchen.
Passerby A: Damn! ! !Second brother! !It's the second brother! ! !
Passerby B: Second brother is so gentle! ! !
Passerby C: Good hand!
Passerby: Damn snack box! !Get up!I want to see Lao Gong's second brother! ! !What are you blocking! !
Passerby E: I can't see clearly! ! !Only hands can be seen! !
Passer-by: Oh, oh, and a small waist! ! !Second brother has a good waist!
Passer-by Geng: My God!The second brother has such a thin waist! ! !Visually it is a monster!
Passer-by Xin: Have you ever seen such a gentle monster!Old Gong, quickly accept this monster!
Qihou didn't know the situation, so he put down the snack storage box and put it on his lap again. At this time, Wu Jiao had already left, and he couldn't see what the second brother looked like at all, but they suddenly saw that there was a cute girl in front of the table Little yellow chicken trash can.
Passerby A: Oh my god, you are so cute!
Passerby B: Hahaha God, is this the trash can that your second brother gave you? !
Passerby C: Old Gong, are you sure that the second brother raised you as his son? ?What a cute trash can hahaha
Passerby D: I want to use the same trash can as Lao Gong!
At the same time, there will soon be a small yellow chicken trash can of the same style as the Internet celebrity Lu Bai on Taobao, and the purchase limit is ten...
After Qi Hou ate half a box of snacks, Wu Jiu's desserts were ready. It wasn't that Qi Hou's combat effectiveness was not good, but that their family had too many snacks.
Qi Hou happily put the snack storage box on the table, and went to serve chocolate cake and baked cheese corn.
Wu Jiu handed the baked chocolate cake, baked cheese corn, plus a stick of sweet corn and sticky corn to Qihou.
He was sweating from baking the cake just now, Wu Jiao is a clean freak, he felt uncomfortable, so he said, "Eat it, I'll go take a shower."
Qihou immediately said: "Okay."
Qi Hou came back with his things, and then he threw the snack storage box aside, the computer screen was exposed again, fans were lamenting, the second great opportunity, and he didn't see the second brother, it was all because of the snack storage box too big!
Wu Jiu went to take a bath, and Qi Hou put the cake, corn cake and corn on the table, ready to eat.
The chocolate cake was made eight inches. This size was too small for Qi Hou, and it was not enough to look at. However, this size is enough for four ordinary people to eat.
The mellow chocolate cake looks very appetizing, and there are two words written on it with cream - Xiaobai.
Surrounded by a circle of big red strawberries, the strawberry cherries were carefully peeled off, so they can be eaten directly. The cake is made to the level of a baker. It is very beautiful and exudes a sweet smell of thick chocolate syrup , smells a strong sense of happiness.
Next to it is a plate of cheese corn baked. Wu Jiao peeled off the corn, sprinkled cheese and sugar, and shaped the corn fry. The thick shredded cheese was matched with the sweet corn, and some butter was added to enhance the flavor. Sprinkled with a layer of crunchy sugar, it tastes absolutely amazing.
Wu Jiu had already cut the corn into pizza-like triangles. Qihou picked up a piece with his big hand, put it in his mouth, and bit it. The cheese was pulled into shreds. The mellow aroma rushed into the mouth, and the fragrance seemed to be smelled from the other side of the screen. The golden corn was still steaming, and Qi Hou had already eaten half of it in one go.
Qihou ate the chocolate cake and baked corn, bite by bite. Fans who ate it thought they were going to gain weight if they didn't eat it, but Qihou didn't care at all, and enjoyed eating it.
In the end, two-thirds of the baked corn and chocolate cake were eaten within 15 minutes, and Qi Hou stopped eating them, and kept them for Wu Jiao very well. Fans asked if they were for the second brother, and Qi Hou was still smiling. Said: "Yes, although I really want to eat, but the second brother has worked hard to do so much, so let the second brother stay."
Qihou thought for a while, and then said: "But the second brother doesn't eat much, he usually eats a little and then gives me the rest."
After he said that, the fans burst into laughter.
Passerby A: Old Gong, old Gong, I swear, ordinary people don’t eat so much, you are the most extraordinary one!
Passer-by B: And it’s the kind of food that doesn’t make you fat!
Passerby C: And it’s still good-looking, and it’s not common for people who don’t get fat
Passerby D: Hahaha, I'm the only one who noticed that Lao Gong is actually a scheming boy. I keep it for the second brother, and the second brother will also feed Lao Gong. The second brother is simply a peerless good man!The second brother is the old Gong!
Just as everyone was making jokes, Qi Hou had already started eating roasted corn.The corn is also roasted, so the tongs are inserted. It is the kind that peels off the outer skin of the whole root, carefully removes the corn silk, and roasts it directly. Qihou took it over, holding the sweet corn in his left hand and sticky corn in his right hand. bite.
Passerby A: Hey, is this how corn is eaten?Whole root! ? ! ?Aren't we eating a kind of corn!
Passer-by B: The corn eaten by southerners is roasted one by one, right?This is how men from the Northeast gnaw on corn!
Passerby C: God!The corn is not chewed, but has to be peeled off, so delicate!
Passer-by: What kind of corn can you eat if you don’t eat corn!
Passerby E: How can you eat the corn that is not removed!
When Qi Hou saw it, he just ate corn, and a dispute between the North and the South came out, which reminded him of the dispute between sweet and salty rice dumplings.
Qihou gnawed on the corn with relish, and said, "What is corn? My second brother eats rice dumplings. Seafood-flavored salty rice dumplings are even dipped in sugar."
When he said this, the screen froze for a while, about 15 seconds, and then...
Passerby A: Seafood-flavored salty rice dumplings dipped in sugar! ?
Passerby B: The second brother is the real man!
Passerby C: Old Gong, you are so weak!
Passerby D: Hahaha, my second brother has a great personality!
Passerby E: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Passerby F: I want to eat the same type of seafood dumplings dipped in sugar with my second brother, and I will become a real man, ah ha ha ha!
Watching them chatting, Qi Hou felt that it was a good time to pass the time. After all, the second brother was taking a bath and no one was with him. Moreover, Brother Monkey finished his performance recently. The animated version of Brother Monkey has a total of more than a dozen episodes, three episodes a day. I finished watching it all, and watched the replay again, so I am very bored now, so I gnawed corn and chatted with everyone.
Qihou didn't know how tempting he was to eat corn. This ordinary action made the fans look like they must raise their hands to show their innocence!
Qihou quickly ate two corns. Today's food and broadcasts are simply too rich, all kinds of snacks, chocolate cake, cheese corn, and two big corns. By the way, there is a dispute between the North and the South. Everyone thinks that Supported, but Qi Hou himself did not feel supported at all.
Wu Jiu went to take a bath, and came out in about half an hour, Qihou said with a smile: "Second brother came back from the bath, I'm going to get off."
Passer-by A: Don't, ah, old Gong!
Passerby B: Come on for a while!
Passerby C: I also want to see the picture of my second brother getting out of the bath, it must be beautiful!
Passerby Ding: Goodbye, old Gong~
Qi Hou quickly turned off the live broadcast, smiled and baked the cake and corn, and said, "Second brother, I have saved a lot for you!"
Wu Jiu raised his eyebrows when he saw that there were so many. After all, it was a tiger pulling out its teeth. It was not easy for the chocolate cake and corn cakes that were put into the tiger's mouth to be left.
Wu Jiu didn't know that he was also a famous person now, and thanks to Qihou, he ate a bite of chocolate cake and baked corn, and sure enough he left it to Qihou.
Qihou said with a smile: "Second brother is so kind."
He also lowered his head and kissed Wu Jiu's forehead, and then happily wiped away the rest.
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou rested for a while in the afternoon, Wu Jiao turned on the TV and dialed it boredly, Qi Hou sat down, used Wu Jiu as a cushion, and stretched out his arms to hold Wu Jiu in his arms. Fortunately, the sofa was a very enjoyable model. It's very deep, otherwise two big men wouldn't be able to sit still while hugging each other.
Qihou acted so intimately that he made Wu Jiu sit in his arms. Although Wu Jiu was a little embarrassed, but since there was no outsider present and he and Qihou were old married couples, he leaned comfortably against Qihou.
Qi Hou turned his head sideways and kissed Wu Jiu's ear. Wu Jiao shook and his whole body was numb. After all, there is no sexual life in modern times, so Wu Jiao was actually somewhat dissatisfied with desire, so he turned his head back and kissed Wu Jiu actively. Touched Qihou's lips.
Seeing that the second brother was so active, Qihou immediately hugged him and deepened the kiss. Wu Jiao was still wearing a bathrobe, which was especially suitable for doing indescribable things. Qihou's breathing became heavy, and the breathing of the two of them became stuck together. A storm is about to come.
However, at this moment, the music of "Brother Monkey" sounded on the TV. Qihou's eyes widened suddenly, and he immediately raised his head and said with a smile, "Ah, this station is actually rebroadcasting."
Wu Jiu almost spat blood on Qi Hou's face, wishing he could point to the TV and ask Qi Hou whether he likes himself or Monkey Brother, but Wu Jiu didn't dare to ask, not because he was afraid that he would be too hypocritical, but because Qi Hou said he liked Monkey elder brother……
Qi Hou insisted on holding Wu Jiao to watch Monkey Brother, Wu Jiu was forced to watch cartoons with Qi Hou, Qi Hou smiled and said: "Second Brother, don't worry, I will be as powerful as the Great Sage, and I can protect you. "
When Wu Jiao heard this, he was about to fall asleep, but suddenly he woke up laughing. Qi Hou said so, it is possible that he formed a CP for Brother Hou and Master, which made Wu Jiu's stomach hurt from laughing.
The two of them watched Brother Monkey together, and the sunset was about to come soon. Qihou was hungry again, and Wu Jiao worked diligently to cook. Wu Jiao felt that when he stayed at home, he seemed to be cooking all day long. , lunch, afternoon tea, and dinner, and maybe a supper or something.
In short, Wu Jiu bought a week's worth of vegetables and meat, but it seemed that he could only cook them for one day, at most one and a half days, no more!
The two of them had a candlelight dinner together. The dinner was Western-style, with small candles and roses inserted. The atmosphere was just right. Wu Jiao thought to himself, Brother Hou, you've finished watching it too, so you can always let me do it! ?
Unexpectedly, just after eating and before doing the dishes, Qihou's cell phone rang, and the caller showed Sister Zhang.
He is Lu Bai's agent.
Because of Wu Jiu's backing for Marquis Qi before, Sister Zhang didn't dare to make a fuss, she always acted like a good grandson, for some reason she suddenly called.
Qihou picked it up and said, "Hello?"
Sister Zhang immediately smiled and said: "Lv Bai! Good news, I have received a notice for you, you can earn a lot of money, let me tell you, as long as you take this job, you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life." Come here quickly, I will send you the address!"
Before Qihou could react, Sister Zhang had already told her, "You must come here, the address has been sent to your mobile phone."
She hung up as soon as she said that, Qi Hou was stunned, the phone rang again soon, and a text message came in with an address, but it didn't say where it was, it was just an address like XX Road XX.
Wu Jiu said, "What's wrong?"
Qi Hou said: "My agent suddenly said that he had answered an announcement for me."
After these few days, Marquis Qi also got to know about artists and announcements in general, and got a little understanding of the situation.
Wu Jiao said in surprise: "It's so late, did you receive the notification? Is it over now?"
Qihou nodded and said, "Yes, the address is here."
Qihou said again: "Second brother, rest, I'll go see what's going on, take a taxi, and be back soon."
When Qi Hou said this, Wu Jiao was naturally worried. After all, Qi Hou had never photographed anything before, and he had never been an artist. He received a notification suddenly. He didn't know if there would be any accidents. Wu Jiu still planned to follow.
Fortunately, Wu Jiu didn't drink alcohol. Wu Jiu and Qi Hou changed their clothes and were ready to go out. Wu Jiu picked up the car and drove Qi Hou to this address.
The address is not too close, but it is near the suburbs. Because there were no cars at night, it went smoothly, and it took an hour to arrive. I finally arrived at the place at nine o'clock, but it was not a building for filming, nor was it an exterior location. a nightclub.
When Wu Jiu saw the nightclub, his complexion sank. Qihou didn't know what a nightclub was, but he saw that the men and women who came in and out were all dressed very revealingly. Some women wore heavy makeup and wore short skirts that rolled up to their waists. It's too indecent to go up, not only that, but there are also men wearing heavy makeup, wearing extremely revealing clothes, and twisting their waists to flatter.
This nightclub is still very chaotic. Wu Jiu has heard of it before. After all, he is also a high-class person, but he has never been here. Looking at it this way, his face is very bad. The manager actually asked Qihou to come here. What is the notification? , it is obvious that Qihou is here to accompany the wine.
Sister Zhang was standing at the door of the nightclub, looking around, as if she was waiting for Qi Hou, Wu Jiao didn't speak, but got out of the car with a gloomy expression, and walked towards Sister Zhang.
Sister Zhang was still looking for Marquis Qi, but when she saw Wu Jiao, she was startled, and then she saw Marquis Qi getting out of the car and following Wu Jiao.
Sister Zhang suddenly lacked confidence, but soon raised her head again, and was going to pull Qihou when she walked over, saying, "Why did you come here, everyone is waiting impatiently!"
Before her hand touched Qihou, Wu Jiao had already stretched out his hand to separate it, "Pa!", Sister Zhang felt pain in the back of her hand, and almost screamed, "You...what are you doing!?"
Wu Jiu squinted his eyes and said, "Miss Zhang, what am I asking you for? As I said before, Lu Bai is my younger brother, and you still arrange for him this kind of job as an accompaniment?"
Sister Zhang covered her hands, smiled coldly, looked at Wu Jiao arrogantly, and said, "Oh!! Mr. Wu, look at what you said, you are different today, aren't you? A few days ago, Wasn't he fired by the Bao family? Now Mr. Wu is considered unemployed at home.
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