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Chapter 181: Lu Xiaobai (2)
I felt my face suddenly turned red, and there was a table next to the white-collar workers who came to eat work meals. Seeing this scene, she laughed chirpingly, her eyes gleamed with "wolf light", and Wu Jiu straightened her back when she saw this scene. Numb.
Qi Hou, on the other hand, was very calm, chuckled in a hoarse voice, and said, "Second brother is so sweet."
"Oh--!!!"
The table next to him finally broke out into a scream, covering his face as if he didn't see it, but showing his fingers so wide, Wu Jiu almost got his face under the table, Qi Hou kept talking!
Qi Hou didn't know what shocking thing he had done, and he said to Wu Jiu, "Second brother, I want to eat your dessert."
Wu Jiu hurriedly handed tiramisu to Marquis Qi, for fear that he would say anything else, it would be best to shut his mouth with delicious food.
The two of them had dinner, and what Qihou said was true, he ate them all. He was like a live version of a big eater. He even ate the pasta sauce, and the desserts and ice cream were also swept away. And Kong, the pots and bowls were clean, and finally wiped his mouth gracefully with a napkin, and regained his star style.
Wu Jiao hurriedly called someone to pay the bill, and ran away with Qihou.
The two of them arrived at the supermarket downstairs. Although they had just had a hearty lunch, Qi Hou must be hungry at night. Wu Jiu planned to buy something and cook dinner at home. There was nothing at home, so he had to prepare something.
In the past, Wu Jiu lived alone, and he ate instant noodles when there was nothing at home. Now that there is Qi Hou, Wu Jiu naturally didn't want Qi Hou to eat instant noodles all the time, because it was unhealthy after all.
The two entered the supermarket, Qihou saw so much food, his eyes lit up immediately, as if a wild wolf saw the little sheep, Wu Jiao quickly grabbed Qihou and said: "Don't move around, you know, don't give If it is broken, you have to pay for the food here before you can eat it.”
Qi Hou heard what Wu Jiu said, but his eyes still glowed, and he said: "The supermarket is really good."
Seeing Qihou's appearance, Wu Jiao hurriedly pushed a shopping cart, so as not to be overwhelmed with too many things, the two of them first went to look around for vegetables, Wu Jiao bought some vegetables, turned his head and saw that Qihou disappeared immediately Yes, Wu Jiu was almost scared to death.
After all, Qihou is not familiar with the place of life here, so Wu Jiao hurried to find it, and heard a little boy in the snack area next to him say: "Mom, I want to eat this! No! I want to eat this! Buy me a bag!"
Wu Jiu glanced subconsciously, but he saw not only a little boy, but also Qihou, who was standing next to the little boy. The little boy was sitting on the floor, pointing at a bag of potato chips on the shelf in the snack area, The chips are a must.
Qi Hou looked curiously at the little boy acting like a baby, and then went to look at the potato chips, looking curious and eager to eat.
Wu Jiu hurried over, Qi Hou saw Wu Jiu, immediately smiled and said: "Second brother, I want to eat this too."
Wu Jiu almost covered his face, when the little boy next to him found his bosom friend, he immediately jumped up to Qihou and said, "Big brother, big brother! Let me tell you, the original flavor of red stew and this yogurt flavor are both good. eat!"
Qihou had never eaten potato chips. He heard the little boy introduce himself and exchanged ideas with the little boy. The mother next to him had no choice but to buy a bag of potato chips for the little boy. Sorry, my son is disobedient."
As he spoke, he dragged the little boy away. The little boy got the potato chips, bouncing around, very happy, and followed his mother away.
Wu corrected and said, I should be the one who is embarrassed...
Qihou immediately grabbed the original red stew flavor and yogurt flavored potato chips and threw them into Wu Jiu's shopping cart. After thinking about it, he took two more packs.
Wu Jiao was afraid that he would sweep up the shelves, so he hurriedly dragged Qihou away, saying, "There are still delicious food over there, let's go over there."
As soon as Qi Hou heard that it was delicious, he immediately followed Wu Jiu, with the appearance of a big loyal dog.
With Qi Hou, Wu Jiu suddenly discovered the true meaning of shopping in the supermarket, that is to buy everything he sees, and just throw it into the box like crazy.
Qihou also found a T-shirt and a mug with Brother Hou printed on it, just like a child, standing in front of those things and not leaving, Wu Jiao didn't want to buy Brother Monkey's T-shirt for Qihou, because it was very strange, Marquis Qi is obviously tall and handsome, does he still have a childlike innocence when he wears it?
Not to mention mugs, Wu Jiao just didn't want to compete with Brother Monkey for favor.
But Qihou must, he really likes that T-shirt and mug, he won’t leave until he buys it for him, he just stands there and looks at Wu Jiao pitifully.
In the end, Wu Jiu had no choice but to buy him a T-shirt and a mug, but Qi Hou still didn't leave, and said with a smile, "I want to use the same mug as my second brother."
You can have mugs for couples, but they are all boys and girls, or peach hearts and the like, what kind of couple are two monkey brothers!
In the end, Wu Jiu had no choice but to be stubborn with Qi Hou, so he had to buy a T-shirt and two mugs. Qi Hou told him that he wanted to wear a couple T-shirt, and Wu Jiu should be beaten to death. He would never wear this cartoon version. Brother Monkey went out.
The two of them swept through the supermarket and bought four big bags of things, four oversized plastic bags, filled to the brim, and Qihou carried two of them in one hand.
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou were carrying the plastic bags, ready to go home, and Qi Hou was eager to drink water from the Monkey Brother mug.
When the two returned home, Wu Jiao put all the ingredients into the refrigerator and was tidying up. Qihou played with his own mug and put on Brother Hou's clothes. It was a one-size-fits-all size, which was a bit small for Qihou.
Generally speaking, it would be embarrassing to wear small clothes, because the fat is stretched out, but when Qihou wears small clothes, the embarrassment is for the people who look at him, because the face is about to bleed, Qihou's abdominal muscles and chest muscles are stretched Yes, it's almost invisible to show your anger.
It's just that the monkey brother on the chest is too conspicuous, and it is also bumpy, turning into a three-dimensional 3D monkey brother...
Wu Jiao glanced at it, nosebleed again, rolled his eyes again, really didn't know what to do, so he ignored him and let him play with Brother Hou by himself, Wu Jiao continued to tidy up the refrigerator.
Qi Hou is playing with a mug, pouring water in, then pouring it out, and pouring it in again, in short, all kinds of childish, but no matter how you play, you will never get tired of it.
Qihou was playing when his cell phone rang suddenly. The cell phone on the table was not Wu Jiu's, but Qihou's own.
Wu Jiu had already taught Qihou how to use a mobile phone before, and Qihou was smart, so he knew how to use it naturally, but he was taken aback, and still couldn't get used to the black box that could suddenly talk.
Qi Hou walked over, picked up the phone, it had Miao Xin written on it, and pressed the answer button, it was indeed the voice of the little assistant Miao Xin.
Miao Xin's voice was particularly joyful, and she said with a smile, "Brother Lu! You're popular!"
Qi Hou didn't understand for a moment, and said, "What?"
Miao Xin smiled and said, "Brother Lu! Hurry up and check Weibo! You are popular! Someone posted your photo, and it has been retweeted tens of thousands of times. They say that Brother Lu's beauty is against the sky!"
Miao Xin spoke enthusiastically, while Qi Hou said suspiciously: "What is Weibo? Photos? Looks? Heaven-defying? Who posted tens of thousands of times?"
Qihou asked a lot of questions, Miao Xin suddenly fell silent, and after a while, Qihou didn't rush her, Miao Xin said in a low voice: "Lu... Brother Lu, don't scare me, did you hit your head? The sequelae!? I, I, I... I will pick you up and take you to the hospital right now! Don't be afraid!"
When Wu Jiu came out of the kitchen, he saw Qi Hou talking on the phone. As soon as he walked over, he heard Miao Xin's high-pitched voice, and quickly took the phone over to talk to Miao Xin.
Wu Jiu said euphemistically: "Lu Bai, because of the concussion, seems to be a little bit unclear, and his memory is not very good."
When Miao Xin heard this, she paused for a while and said, "I won't lose my memory..."
Wu Jiaoxin said, no memory loss, it's fine, but Lu Bai is no longer the previous Lu Bai, although his appearance is still the same, but today's Lu Bai is actually called Lu Xiaobai, with an extra "little", for modern times, He is indeed a veritable noob.
Wu Jiao comforted Miao Xin, and Miao Xin told the story of Qi Hou being photographed. It turned out that someone took a photo of Qi Hou eating, and then posted it. As a result, Qi Hou became popular, and his unbelievable appearance conquered After reading about men, women and children on Weibo, it was retweeted tens of thousands of times in an hour, and Miao Xin received several calls from brokerage companies poaching people, as well as announcements.
Wu Jiao was a little surprised, hung up the phone, found Lu Bai's Weibo, tried to reset the password, and was about to log on to have a look.
Qihou is very curious about what Weibo is. Weibo is so strange, why does he have to scroll tens of thousands of times? Doesn't he have a headache?
Wu Jiao logged on to Lu Bai's Weibo and found that Lu Bai was really popular. Aite's tens of thousands of times, as well as private messages, had filled the mailbox and almost exploded.
There is nothing on Lu Bai’s Weibo, except for some selfies, there is basically nothing else, Wu Jiu pressed Aite, and soon saw the photos of the legendary beauty, and immediately wanted to cover his face .
It turned out that when Wu Jiu and Qi Hou were eating at an Italian restaurant, someone secretly took photos, a total of nine photos.
There are many photos of Qihou slurping at a large table of delicious food, photos of Qihou who can't use a knife and fork, struggling to compete with steak, and photos of Qihou holding a plate of pasta and sizzling sauce. The most terrible thing is that there are still photos of eating pots and bowls, and the last one turned out to be the photo of Qihou Xiemei madly licking his fingers!
The comments below are insane.
Passerby A: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !So cute!
Passerby B: God! !Why is there such a handsome little brother! !This little brother is cute and evil!
Passerby C: Aww, he's so handsome! !Please give me a dozen of such male friends! !
Passerby Ding: Full of Su Qi! !God, the screen is dirty, let me lick it!
Wu Jiao looked at these fanatical fans, his eyelids twitched immediately, while Qi Hou said strangely: "Second brother, the screen is dirty, why don't you wipe it, but lick it instead? This person is too dirty."
Wu Jiu: "..."
There are many, many comments below, and someone recognized it. Isn't this the martial arts double from the accident on the set?
As soon as this comment came out, everyone went crazy.
Passerby A: My God, is he so handsome as a martial arts stand-in? !
Passerby B: Yes, why is it just a stand-in, and it is also a martial arts stand-in. Look at his figure, he should be naked!
Passer-by C: According to people familiar with the situation, Lu Bai actually has a good foundation and good acting skills, but he offended someone before, and someone wanted to unspoken rules for Lu Bai, but Lu Bai didn't agree, so he was hidden by the snow.
Passerby D: What!Hidden in the snow?So handsome and still hidden in the snow!
Passerby E: It should be said that it is strange that he is so handsome and not hidden!
Wu Jiu squinted his eyes while looking at the comments, while Qi Hou said strangely, "Second brother, what are unspoken rules?"
Wu Jiu said, "Don't worry about this."
Qihou nodded, said "Oh", and continued to look at other things.
For Qihou, Weibo is too miraculous, even witchcraft is not so miraculous, Qihou saw it with relish.
At this moment, the phone rang again, Qi Hou looked back, it was an unknown number, so he picked it up and said, "Hello?"
On the other end of the phone was a strange man's voice, saying: "Do you think it's great to make a picture of yourself?! Let me tell you, you offended the Bao family, and no one in the circle would dare to use you anymore. You still want to Shoot commercials, save money! Go back to your hometown and farm!"
Qi Hou didn't understand, the people on the phone were filled with righteous indignation, but Qi Hou looked surprised.
Wu Jiu finished reading Weibo and said, "Who is calling?"
Qi Hou didn't hang up the phone either, the other party was still cursing, but Qi Hou said, "I don't know, maybe I made a wrong call."
The other party hadn't hung up the phone yet, when he heard Qihou's words, he was so angry that he hung up the phone with a "click".
The phone has no video, and it is far less fun than Weibo, so Qi Hou threw the phone away and went to play Weibo again.
Seeing that he finally stopped watching Brother Hou, Wu Jiao asked him to play Weibo and go to the kitchen to cook by himself, ready to make dinner.
Qihou nodded obediently, sat obediently in front of the computer, and said, "Second brother, go."
Wu Jiao saw that he was so obedient, so he went into the kitchen and let Qihou play by himself.
Qihou looked at Weibo with a smile. He was actually very good at learning, and he also had a sense of comprehension.
Qihou learned to take pictures with his mobile phone, and took a picture of his mug. Two identical monkey brothers were placed together, and then he took a photo of his stomach, of course, on Monkey's T-shirt, and then sent On Weibo, I didn't know what to write, so I didn't write at all.
As soon as he sent it out, there were a lot of replies and reposts.
Passerby A: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the male god has lost his hair! ! !God! !What did I see, abs—abs—Ooooooh, nosebleed!
Passerby B: Are the blood tanks empty? !Have you ever thought about the great sage's feelings?
Passerby C: I am that T-shirt, thank you
Lu Rending: I am the pair of mugs, thank you
Passerby E: I am the underwear of a male god, thank you
Passerby: Did you notice that the mugs are a pair! !
Passer-by Geng: A male god wouldn't have a female friend, right? !
Qihou looked at those comments and reposts, although there were many who didn't know what they meant, and his underwear was clearly on his body, why did he still post on Weibo?
At this moment, Qihou saw something flickering in the lower right corner, as if someone had sent him a private message.
Qihou opened it to take a look, and some fans asked Qihou if he would broadcast live.
Qi Hou didn't understand what a live broadcast was, so he searched for a live broadcast, and suddenly found that the live broadcast seemed to be more fun than Weibo.
So Qihou searched and diligently registered a live broadcast account, and the avatar was ready to upload Brother Monkey, but Qihou uploaded it was Monkey Brother in his own T-shirt, with abs...
name?
Qihou looked at the nickname, and simply typed his real name. Typing is a bit difficult for Qihou, but because Qihou has some subconsciousness, for example, he knows simplified characters, etc. Although he often makes mistakes when typing, he can still type it out. .
Lu - small - white -
Qi Hou struggled to type his name on it, very good.
Qi Hou looked at it, and there were some brief introductions for others to understand. Qi Hou thought about it carefully, so he wrote - I like the food of the second brother.
After doing this, you're done. Qihou intends to play live broadcast, but after opening it according to the process, he found that there is no video, and he doesn't know what the problem is.
Qi Hou didn't understand how to make the video, and Wu Jiu was cooking again, so Qi Hou had no choice but to ask everyone for help.
He posted a Weibo asking for help, and immediately replied like Chao Chao, all of them were helping him to screen various problems, and some people asked Qihou's live broadcast account number and so on.
Qi Hou sent out his live broadcast platform and nickname, and then started to fiddle with his computer. For some reason, there was no video. After fumbling for a long time, he was sweating profusely, but he couldn't see anything.
You can only see a series of people throwing flowers on the screen.
Passerby A: God!God!
Passerby B: God, why can't I see you!
Passerby C: The male god will appear soon!
Passerby D: Husband husband~~
Qi Hou looked at it for a long time, but in the end he couldn't make an impact, so he had to deduct the words.
Lu Xiaobai: I'm sorry, but there is still no video. I don't know what the problem is.
Passerby E: Ahhhhh! !My husband is so cute! !How can you be so cute!
Passerby F: Hahaha, so cute!So handsome and so cute!How attractive you made yourself! !
Qihou's eyelids twitched, "Tempting"?Doesn't this word refer to the second brother?
Qi Hou really had no choice but to fiddle with it for a long time, and there were more and more people in the room, and Qi Hou was not seen, but Wu Jiu shouted in the kitchen at this time: "Come and eat."
"Here we come! Second brother!"
As soon as Qihou heard that he was eating, his eyes were almost blinded, and he stood up quickly, but at this moment, the computer was affected.
On the screen of the spectators, a close-up of abs standing up just happened to be seen.
Passerby G: Damn! ! ! !
Passerby H: Nosebleed! ! ! !Fucking abs, what did I see!Blind! !
Passerby I: I am the monkey brother on that T-shirt! ! !Don't anyone stop me! !
Qihou didn't even know that the computer had a video, and when he heard the meal, he even forgot to cut off the live broadcast, jumped up and ran away, busily serving the dishes inside and out.
The computer in the living room was facing the dining table, but at a slight angle, Wu Jiao sat at the other end of the dining table after finishing his work, so Wu Jiu’s face was not captured, but when he found Wu Jiao’s hand, Qi Hou was totally oblivious. I got it.
The two of them sat down to eat, and it was the first time that Wu Jiu had officially cooked for Marquis Qi, so it was not easy to cook, but it was a homely meal, which looked very warm, four meals and one soup, tomato scrambled eggs, sweet and sour Short ribs, braised pork in honey sauce, stir-fried choy sum, and pork ribs and corn pot soup, the taste is simply delicious.
Tomato scrambled eggs are bright and bright in color, mixed with rice, sweet and sour is the best for children, Wu Jiao has already figured it out, Qihou likes tomatoes, he will definitely like tomato scrambled eggs with rice, it’s easy to eat with rice. Can eat a big bowl.
The sweet and sour short ribs are crystal clear, the size of which is at most three finger-sized. They look exquisite and miniature, wrapped in crystal sweet and sour sauce, they look particularly appetizing, and they have been deep-fried on the outside, making them even more scorched and delicious.
Wu Jiu knew that Qihou was a meat lover, so he specially made braised pork, a large piece of pork belly, with tofu knots and potatoes on the bottom, and pieces of braised pork on top were arranged neatly, like a square chessboard, shiny The bright pork belly skin is uniformly facing up, very beautiful, although it is pork belly, but it is fat but not greasy, Wu Jiao has already stewed all the fat and oil, and even skimmed the oily smell, it will definitely not be greasy after eating 100 yuan.
Stir-fried cabbage heart is crispy, tender and delicious. The garlic is fragrant and the green vegetables are curled up. Even people like Qihou who don’t like vegetables can eat a large plate. It is crispy and raw, and it is very refreshing. It is a perfect match with ribs and braised pork .
Pork Ribs and Corn Pot is a soup made from the unattractive spare ribs left over from small ribs. The soup is delicate and rich, absolutely free of MSG. After drinking it, the mouth will not be bitter and dry. Drinking the rich soup is simply full of happiness.
Qi Hou and Wu Jiu didn't know that the camera was facing the dining table, and they were still eating. The dishes on this big table were almost at the chef's level, and it was a small meal, but the onlookers were so hungry.
Passerby A: God! !I am eating instant noodles! !And no stuffing packs yet!
Passerby B: I'm starving to death!Why is no one cooking for me!
Passerby C: This is the dish cooked by the legendary second brother!I can smell the fragrance through the screen!
Passerby Ding: The male god has a big belly, such a big bowl of rice, is it because of the legendary body that can't get fat? !
Passerby E: Wait, you all pay attention to the male god and Cai, but no one pays attention to the second brother? ? !The second brother's hands are so beautiful!Forgive me for being a handyman!I can play with this hand forever! !
Qi Hou ate a large bowl of rice immediately, but Wu Jiu didn't know that the live broadcast was still on, so he said, "Do you want another bowl of rice? Can I help you?"
Qihou nodded immediately, nodding like pounding garlic, and sat obediently, saying: "One more big bowl! The dishes made by the second brother are delicious!"
What Qihou said was so sincere, Wu Jiu took his bowl over. When he took the bowl, he leaned forward a little, and almost "appeared in the camera". A large part of his arm was exposed. He was wearing home clothes with half sleeves, white All of his arms are exposed to the camera.
The crowd of onlookers suddenly howled again, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"Good arm screaming and some people want to see the second brother appear on the screen, saying that he must be a beauty and so on.
Wu Jiu served another bowl of rice for Qi Hou, and thoughtfully helped him mix scrambled eggs with tomatoes, added a piece of braised pork for Qi Hou, and served him another bowl of soup.
Qi Hou couldn't wait to drink the soup, and immediately "hissed" and was scalded. Wu Jiao quickly said: "Is it too hot?! Drink slowly and blow on it."
Qi Hou smiled smirkly, and blew it with a cute face while holding the bowl. He didn't pout on purpose, but on the screen, he saw a handsome man with a visual inspection of 1.8 meters and above, who looked like a large dog and was sitting cutely. He also pouts seriously blowing the pork rib soup, his appearance is so cute.
Passerby A: Damn it! ! !I ate this CP! !
Passerby B: Upstairs, you should eat this dog food! ! !
Passerby C: The male god drinks soup and eats pork ribs, we little fans can only eat dog food!How miserable!
Passerby D: My God!I really want to eat the male god!No, no, I really want to eat my second brother, give me a dozen of such second brothers!
Qihou didn't know that the video was turned on, he grabbed the bowl and ate it, he ate three big bowls in one go, full of scrambled eggs with tomato and rice, a pile of ribs and bones in front of him, the braised pork wanted to stuff it into his mouth Three, that's called one wolfing down. This is still a situation where I have eaten enough at noon and have no appetite at night.
If this is not the case, the onlookers will probably think that the male god has hyperthyroidism...
Qihou ate happily, drank all the soup, and finally gnawed the pork ribs and corn in it. Qihou had never eaten corn, but thought the corn was fragrant and sweet.
Holding a small piece of corn on the cob, he said to Wu Jiu, "Second Brother, Second Brother, this is delicious."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "It's the season to eat corn now. The corn is very sweet. I'll buy some tomorrow. It's also delicious when roasted."
Qihou said with a smile: "Okay, eat tomorrow."
The two of them ate very harmoniously. After eating, Wu Jiu went to wash the dishes, and Qi Hou wiped his mouth and returned to the computer. Then he was surprised and said: "Ah? There is a video."
Passerby A: Forced to eat so much dog food, the male god has no self-consciousness at all!
Passerby B: The male god is so cute!
Passerby C: My husband is so cute!
Passerby: I want to buy the same T-shirt with my husband!It's the first time that Monkey Brother is so sexy!
Qihou couldn't understand what they were saying, but he really had the video, which was quite fresh, and he found it very interesting.
Qihou played for a while, it’s still hot in summer, Houge’s T-shirt is the kind that costs 25 yuan a piece, so it’s very thin, and the quality is not very good, and it will be soaked when he sweats, and the sexy abs are all in the direction of his body. It was about to burst out, and the onlookers took turns licking the screen and howling.
At this time, Wu Jiu said in the kitchen: "Xiaobai, do you want ice cream?"
Wu Jiu didn't know that Qi Hou was broadcasting live, so he yelled casually. Qi Hou didn't think about his name, but the onlookers suddenly swiped the screen.
Passerby A: Ahhhhhh Xiaobai!
Passerby B: So kind!
Passerby C: This name is so cute, my husband is just so cute!
Passerby D: The male god is not only handsome, but also has a handsome name!
Qihou thought to himself, his name is indeed quite handsome, he stood up thinking about it, ready to turn off the live broadcast, and said, "I'm going to eat ice cream."
The onlookers still want to watch the male god eat ice cream live. After all, they just watched the male god's side with a big stomach, and they don't know what it looks like when he eats ice cream.
But although everyone regretted it, Qihou still turned off the live broadcast, and then he was about to eat ice cream. Just when it was closed, Wu Jiu came out with a goblet filled with ice cream.
Wu Jiu put the ice cream he bought back into a tall open glass, with some sliced fruits on top, a stick of chocolate, and a wafer biscuit, which looked invincible and cute.
Wu Jiu came out with ice cream, Qihou just closed the live broadcast, and the onlookers gritted their teeth and didn't see the second brother, but saw the love ice cream of the second brother, it was so cute, of course, there was also the pair of white The tender hands are also invincible and lovely.
Wu Jiu handed the ice cream to Qi Hou and gave him a small spoon. Qi Hou had never eaten chocolate or wafer biscuits, he liked both, and there was a large bowl of iced cold fruit Ice cream, after a summer meal, is simply a beautiful thing in the world!
Qihou eats with gusto, completely unaware that he is popular again, Weibo has gone crazy, Qihou is handsome, plus he is cute, and his eating looks, I don’t know how many fans he has, someone posted the live broadcast The video was recorded and posted on the Internet, which is more impactful than photos, and 360 degrees without dead ends, it looks handsome no matter how you look at it.
Wu Jiu was resting at home for the past few days, and he was quite fulfilled. He had to eat three meals a day. Although it was a bit hot to cook in summer, Qi Hou fanned Wu Jiu attentively by the side. Every time he saw The appearance of Qi Hou eating, Wu Jiu felt that there was nothing hot, it could be said that his boyfriend was full of power.
After resting for a few days, Wu Jiu was going to go to work. Qihou's vacation was not over yet, so he was worried that Wu Jiu would go to work alone. After all, he heard that Bao Xue, whose front tooth was knocked out by him, was also working in that company. , so Wu Jiu must take him with him.
Wu Jiu didn't say anything, he agreed at once, and took Qihou to work together. Wu Jiu knew how to drive. Before, he didn't dare to drive because he had just finished the operation. Now that he is in good health, he drove Qihou to work. work.
The two of them had just arrived at the company when they walked into the gate, and before they got on the elevator, they heard the sound of "Tat T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T"" A woman dressed in sky high came out from the side and shouted: "Wu Jiao! !! You bitch!!!"
She yelled at the top of her voice, it was rush hour at this time, many people were walking into the building, when they heard someone yelling suddenly, they all looked over, and it became lively all at once.
The person rushing over was none other than Wu Jiu's father's current wife, the daughter of the Bao family.
The woman rushed over with big strides, followed by Mr. Wu. Mr. Wu shrank behind the woman, as if he was very afraid of the woman. The woman pointed at Wu Jiao and said, "Wu Jiao!! You let someone beat my son!! Now I'm still What do you mean by selling the company's shares to a hostile company!?"
Seeing the woman rushing towards him aggressively, Qi Hou quickly blocked Wu Jiu, fearing that the second brother's small body would not be able to hold back like a shrew.
Wu Jiu, on the other hand, looked calm, patted Qi Hou on the shoulder, signaled that he was fine, walked out by himself, looked at the distraught woman, smiled, and said, "Miss Bao..."
When he said this, several people watching around burst out laughing, for no other reason than for this title. Now many small hotels are stuffed with "Miss Bao" cards. Who doesn't know that women are most taboo to be called like this. It is to let people call themselves Mr. Bao.
Gritting her teeth effeminately, Wu Jiu smiled, and said calmly: "The shares are mine, and my transfer is legal. There is no problem with the number of years, and the 20.00% five is not exceeding the standard. Is it not good for Miss Bao to be so excited?"
The woman yelled angrily: "You did it on purpose! You want to disgust me! You transferred the shares of the Bao family to the Zhao family. What do you mean?!"
Wu Jiu said with a smile: "Miss Bao, don't say that. This is not a family business. What are shares of the Bao family? They are shares of the company."
Mr. Wu said at this time: "Wu Jiao! You are too vicious! Who doesn't know that the Zhao family is robbing us for business now, and you actually transferred the company's shares to the people of the Zhao family? It's really... too much! Also, you... you actually beat your brother like that!"
Wu Jie smiled faintly and said, "Brother? Mr. Wu, don't dream, your son is the only one from the beginning to the end, and I am alone. Do you think that since you inserted the door of Bao's house backwards, Miss Bao's seed must be yours?" ? You can ask Miss Bao if Bao Jun is your son."
When he said this, Mr. Wu was startled, and looked at the woman, who shook her eyes several times, and said to Wu Jiao: "This is my private matter, you have nothing to do with it!!"
Wu Jiu said, "Indeed."
When the woman said this, it was a disguised admission. Mr. Wu's face immediately turned ashen, and the people next to him also whispered. Mr. Wu wore a green hat on his head, which was quite bright green, and it was exposed in front of everyone. This is the annual The first big play.
The woman said angrily: "Wu Jiao! If you sold your shares, you won't have the right to speak in the company! Let's see how you live in the future! You still have the confidence to yell at me!"
Wu Jiu said with a smile: "Miss Bao, don't misunderstand me, can I just work in this company? I am here today to resign."
"you!!!"
The woman screamed, out of breath.
At this moment, some bodyguards came in from the outside, they were not from the company, and they said to Wu Jiu, "This is Mr. Wu Jiu, right? Mr. Zhao would like to invite you to discuss the equity transfer in detail." matter."
It turned out to be the Zhao family's bodyguards. When the bodyguards appeared, the woman seemed to be on fire, but she couldn't vent her anger. Seeing Wu Jiao waving with a smile, Qi Hou immediately followed, and followed Wu Jiao out of the company building.
There was a car parked outside, the bodyguard invited Wu Jiu and Qi Hou to get into the car, and said: "Zhao Zong is at the teahouse."
The black business car drove away quickly, and arrived at a very high-end teahouse next to it, with a small bridge and flowing water. Wu Jiu and Qihou walked in. Qihou was still wearing his favorite monkey T-shirt and jeans. The canvas shoes look out of place in the teahouse. If it weren't for being invited in, Qi Hou probably wouldn't be able to enter the teahouse in this attire.
The two went in and entered a private room. The private room was very simple and elegant, and they had to change into slippers. After the door opened, Wu Jiu and Qi Hou saw the only son of the Zhao family. equity people.
Call suddenly!
Qi Hou almost yelled out in a flash, but fortunately he had more experience, so he just yelled in his heart, Wu Jiao was also startled.
The other party was in his twenties, handsome in appearance, with neatly combed short hair, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, sitting at the tea table with a smile on his face, enjoying the tea ceremony.
Seeing them coming in, the chief summoner immediately stood up and said, "It must be Mr. Wu, nice to meet you."
As he spoke, he came over and shook hands with Wu Jiao. Wu Jiao has been idle at home for the past two days, but he has not been idle. He has also seen his father's virtues. Wu Jiao doesn't want to see those disgusting people again. His education can naturally be transferred to other companies. It just so happened that the Zhao family and the Bao family had a serious conflict recently. The Zhao family was trying to find a way to compete with the Bao family for business. Wu Jiao thought of transferring shares. He has a lot of shares in his hand. , if you leave the company first, there is no way to transfer the shares. If you negotiate the issue of share transfer before leaving, you can sell at least 20.00% of the shares. This is not a small amount, and you can make a lot of money. It's not that he can't afford to support Qi Hou, a big eater, and the Zhao family is also mutually beneficial.
Wu Jiu had a phone call with Mr. Zhao before, and he knew that Mr. Zhao was the only son of the Zhao family, but he never expected that Mr. Zhao looked exactly the same as Mr. Zhao Hu. I don't know how he looks the same...
Mr. Zhao said with a smile, "I'm Zhaohu, please sit down, Mr. Wu."
Oh, even the name is the same...
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou were quite calm, they sat down, Zhaohu looked at Wu Jiu and Qi Hou with a pair of peach blossom eyes, his gaze was fixed on Qi Hou's Brother Monkey T-shirt for a few seconds, Wu Jiu wanted to cover his face immediately.
Qihou is generous. He still remembers that he and Zhaohu were rivals in love before, so when they meet for the "first time", they must not lose.
If Wu Jiu knew what he was thinking, he would definitely tell Qihou that he had already lost, because he was wearing a suit and leather shoes while Qihou was wearing a tight T-shirt!
Zhao Hu looked at Qi Hou, and unexpectedly showed a rather interested expression, and said, "Is this Mr. Lu?"
Qihou said in surprise: "You know me?" Does Zhaohu also have memories?
Zhao Hu smiled and said: "Now who doesn't know Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu has become popular on Weibo recently, I happen to have an entertainment company in my hand, has Mr. Lu considered changing jobs, our treatment is very generous .”
Job hopping?
Qihou's agent is very poor. It's not that Qihou didn't think about changing agents, or even changing jobs, but he doesn't understand what job-hopping is.
Zhao Hu heard him hesitant, and thought he was not attractive enough. After all, Qi Hou has become the number one "Internet celebrity" because of the photos and videos. Many people are rushing to dig Qi Hou. The little assistant Miao Xin is very busy recently. .
Zhao Hu smiled again and said, "Mr. Lu
Qi Hou, on the other hand, was very calm, chuckled in a hoarse voice, and said, "Second brother is so sweet."
"Oh--!!!"
The table next to him finally broke out into a scream, covering his face as if he didn't see it, but showing his fingers so wide, Wu Jiu almost got his face under the table, Qi Hou kept talking!
Qi Hou didn't know what shocking thing he had done, and he said to Wu Jiu, "Second brother, I want to eat your dessert."
Wu Jiu hurriedly handed tiramisu to Marquis Qi, for fear that he would say anything else, it would be best to shut his mouth with delicious food.
The two of them had dinner, and what Qihou said was true, he ate them all. He was like a live version of a big eater. He even ate the pasta sauce, and the desserts and ice cream were also swept away. And Kong, the pots and bowls were clean, and finally wiped his mouth gracefully with a napkin, and regained his star style.
Wu Jiao hurriedly called someone to pay the bill, and ran away with Qihou.
The two of them arrived at the supermarket downstairs. Although they had just had a hearty lunch, Qi Hou must be hungry at night. Wu Jiu planned to buy something and cook dinner at home. There was nothing at home, so he had to prepare something.
In the past, Wu Jiu lived alone, and he ate instant noodles when there was nothing at home. Now that there is Qi Hou, Wu Jiu naturally didn't want Qi Hou to eat instant noodles all the time, because it was unhealthy after all.
The two entered the supermarket, Qihou saw so much food, his eyes lit up immediately, as if a wild wolf saw the little sheep, Wu Jiao quickly grabbed Qihou and said: "Don't move around, you know, don't give If it is broken, you have to pay for the food here before you can eat it.”
Qi Hou heard what Wu Jiu said, but his eyes still glowed, and he said: "The supermarket is really good."
Seeing Qihou's appearance, Wu Jiao hurriedly pushed a shopping cart, so as not to be overwhelmed with too many things, the two of them first went to look around for vegetables, Wu Jiao bought some vegetables, turned his head and saw that Qihou disappeared immediately Yes, Wu Jiu was almost scared to death.
After all, Qihou is not familiar with the place of life here, so Wu Jiao hurried to find it, and heard a little boy in the snack area next to him say: "Mom, I want to eat this! No! I want to eat this! Buy me a bag!"
Wu Jiu glanced subconsciously, but he saw not only a little boy, but also Qihou, who was standing next to the little boy. The little boy was sitting on the floor, pointing at a bag of potato chips on the shelf in the snack area, The chips are a must.
Qi Hou looked curiously at the little boy acting like a baby, and then went to look at the potato chips, looking curious and eager to eat.
Wu Jiu hurried over, Qi Hou saw Wu Jiu, immediately smiled and said: "Second brother, I want to eat this too."
Wu Jiu almost covered his face, when the little boy next to him found his bosom friend, he immediately jumped up to Qihou and said, "Big brother, big brother! Let me tell you, the original flavor of red stew and this yogurt flavor are both good. eat!"
Qihou had never eaten potato chips. He heard the little boy introduce himself and exchanged ideas with the little boy. The mother next to him had no choice but to buy a bag of potato chips for the little boy. Sorry, my son is disobedient."
As he spoke, he dragged the little boy away. The little boy got the potato chips, bouncing around, very happy, and followed his mother away.
Wu corrected and said, I should be the one who is embarrassed...
Qihou immediately grabbed the original red stew flavor and yogurt flavored potato chips and threw them into Wu Jiu's shopping cart. After thinking about it, he took two more packs.
Wu Jiao was afraid that he would sweep up the shelves, so he hurriedly dragged Qihou away, saying, "There are still delicious food over there, let's go over there."
As soon as Qi Hou heard that it was delicious, he immediately followed Wu Jiu, with the appearance of a big loyal dog.
With Qi Hou, Wu Jiu suddenly discovered the true meaning of shopping in the supermarket, that is to buy everything he sees, and just throw it into the box like crazy.
Qihou also found a T-shirt and a mug with Brother Hou printed on it, just like a child, standing in front of those things and not leaving, Wu Jiao didn't want to buy Brother Monkey's T-shirt for Qihou, because it was very strange, Marquis Qi is obviously tall and handsome, does he still have a childlike innocence when he wears it?
Not to mention mugs, Wu Jiao just didn't want to compete with Brother Monkey for favor.
But Qihou must, he really likes that T-shirt and mug, he won’t leave until he buys it for him, he just stands there and looks at Wu Jiao pitifully.
In the end, Wu Jiu had no choice but to buy him a T-shirt and a mug, but Qi Hou still didn't leave, and said with a smile, "I want to use the same mug as my second brother."
You can have mugs for couples, but they are all boys and girls, or peach hearts and the like, what kind of couple are two monkey brothers!
In the end, Wu Jiu had no choice but to be stubborn with Qi Hou, so he had to buy a T-shirt and two mugs. Qi Hou told him that he wanted to wear a couple T-shirt, and Wu Jiu should be beaten to death. He would never wear this cartoon version. Brother Monkey went out.
The two of them swept through the supermarket and bought four big bags of things, four oversized plastic bags, filled to the brim, and Qihou carried two of them in one hand.
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou were carrying the plastic bags, ready to go home, and Qi Hou was eager to drink water from the Monkey Brother mug.
When the two returned home, Wu Jiao put all the ingredients into the refrigerator and was tidying up. Qihou played with his own mug and put on Brother Hou's clothes. It was a one-size-fits-all size, which was a bit small for Qihou.
Generally speaking, it would be embarrassing to wear small clothes, because the fat is stretched out, but when Qihou wears small clothes, the embarrassment is for the people who look at him, because the face is about to bleed, Qihou's abdominal muscles and chest muscles are stretched Yes, it's almost invisible to show your anger.
It's just that the monkey brother on the chest is too conspicuous, and it is also bumpy, turning into a three-dimensional 3D monkey brother...
Wu Jiao glanced at it, nosebleed again, rolled his eyes again, really didn't know what to do, so he ignored him and let him play with Brother Hou by himself, Wu Jiao continued to tidy up the refrigerator.
Qi Hou is playing with a mug, pouring water in, then pouring it out, and pouring it in again, in short, all kinds of childish, but no matter how you play, you will never get tired of it.
Qihou was playing when his cell phone rang suddenly. The cell phone on the table was not Wu Jiu's, but Qihou's own.
Wu Jiu had already taught Qihou how to use a mobile phone before, and Qihou was smart, so he knew how to use it naturally, but he was taken aback, and still couldn't get used to the black box that could suddenly talk.
Qi Hou walked over, picked up the phone, it had Miao Xin written on it, and pressed the answer button, it was indeed the voice of the little assistant Miao Xin.
Miao Xin's voice was particularly joyful, and she said with a smile, "Brother Lu! You're popular!"
Qi Hou didn't understand for a moment, and said, "What?"
Miao Xin smiled and said, "Brother Lu! Hurry up and check Weibo! You are popular! Someone posted your photo, and it has been retweeted tens of thousands of times. They say that Brother Lu's beauty is against the sky!"
Miao Xin spoke enthusiastically, while Qi Hou said suspiciously: "What is Weibo? Photos? Looks? Heaven-defying? Who posted tens of thousands of times?"
Qihou asked a lot of questions, Miao Xin suddenly fell silent, and after a while, Qihou didn't rush her, Miao Xin said in a low voice: "Lu... Brother Lu, don't scare me, did you hit your head? The sequelae!? I, I, I... I will pick you up and take you to the hospital right now! Don't be afraid!"
When Wu Jiu came out of the kitchen, he saw Qi Hou talking on the phone. As soon as he walked over, he heard Miao Xin's high-pitched voice, and quickly took the phone over to talk to Miao Xin.
Wu Jiu said euphemistically: "Lu Bai, because of the concussion, seems to be a little bit unclear, and his memory is not very good."
When Miao Xin heard this, she paused for a while and said, "I won't lose my memory..."
Wu Jiaoxin said, no memory loss, it's fine, but Lu Bai is no longer the previous Lu Bai, although his appearance is still the same, but today's Lu Bai is actually called Lu Xiaobai, with an extra "little", for modern times, He is indeed a veritable noob.
Wu Jiao comforted Miao Xin, and Miao Xin told the story of Qi Hou being photographed. It turned out that someone took a photo of Qi Hou eating, and then posted it. As a result, Qi Hou became popular, and his unbelievable appearance conquered After reading about men, women and children on Weibo, it was retweeted tens of thousands of times in an hour, and Miao Xin received several calls from brokerage companies poaching people, as well as announcements.
Wu Jiao was a little surprised, hung up the phone, found Lu Bai's Weibo, tried to reset the password, and was about to log on to have a look.
Qihou is very curious about what Weibo is. Weibo is so strange, why does he have to scroll tens of thousands of times? Doesn't he have a headache?
Wu Jiao logged on to Lu Bai's Weibo and found that Lu Bai was really popular. Aite's tens of thousands of times, as well as private messages, had filled the mailbox and almost exploded.
There is nothing on Lu Bai’s Weibo, except for some selfies, there is basically nothing else, Wu Jiu pressed Aite, and soon saw the photos of the legendary beauty, and immediately wanted to cover his face .
It turned out that when Wu Jiu and Qi Hou were eating at an Italian restaurant, someone secretly took photos, a total of nine photos.
There are many photos of Qihou slurping at a large table of delicious food, photos of Qihou who can't use a knife and fork, struggling to compete with steak, and photos of Qihou holding a plate of pasta and sizzling sauce. The most terrible thing is that there are still photos of eating pots and bowls, and the last one turned out to be the photo of Qihou Xiemei madly licking his fingers!
The comments below are insane.
Passerby A: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !So cute!
Passerby B: God! !Why is there such a handsome little brother! !This little brother is cute and evil!
Passerby C: Aww, he's so handsome! !Please give me a dozen of such male friends! !
Passerby Ding: Full of Su Qi! !God, the screen is dirty, let me lick it!
Wu Jiao looked at these fanatical fans, his eyelids twitched immediately, while Qi Hou said strangely: "Second brother, the screen is dirty, why don't you wipe it, but lick it instead? This person is too dirty."
Wu Jiu: "..."
There are many, many comments below, and someone recognized it. Isn't this the martial arts double from the accident on the set?
As soon as this comment came out, everyone went crazy.
Passerby A: My God, is he so handsome as a martial arts stand-in? !
Passerby B: Yes, why is it just a stand-in, and it is also a martial arts stand-in. Look at his figure, he should be naked!
Passer-by C: According to people familiar with the situation, Lu Bai actually has a good foundation and good acting skills, but he offended someone before, and someone wanted to unspoken rules for Lu Bai, but Lu Bai didn't agree, so he was hidden by the snow.
Passerby D: What!Hidden in the snow?So handsome and still hidden in the snow!
Passerby E: It should be said that it is strange that he is so handsome and not hidden!
Wu Jiu squinted his eyes while looking at the comments, while Qi Hou said strangely, "Second brother, what are unspoken rules?"
Wu Jiu said, "Don't worry about this."
Qihou nodded, said "Oh", and continued to look at other things.
For Qihou, Weibo is too miraculous, even witchcraft is not so miraculous, Qihou saw it with relish.
At this moment, the phone rang again, Qi Hou looked back, it was an unknown number, so he picked it up and said, "Hello?"
On the other end of the phone was a strange man's voice, saying: "Do you think it's great to make a picture of yourself?! Let me tell you, you offended the Bao family, and no one in the circle would dare to use you anymore. You still want to Shoot commercials, save money! Go back to your hometown and farm!"
Qi Hou didn't understand, the people on the phone were filled with righteous indignation, but Qi Hou looked surprised.
Wu Jiu finished reading Weibo and said, "Who is calling?"
Qi Hou didn't hang up the phone either, the other party was still cursing, but Qi Hou said, "I don't know, maybe I made a wrong call."
The other party hadn't hung up the phone yet, when he heard Qihou's words, he was so angry that he hung up the phone with a "click".
The phone has no video, and it is far less fun than Weibo, so Qi Hou threw the phone away and went to play Weibo again.
Seeing that he finally stopped watching Brother Hou, Wu Jiao asked him to play Weibo and go to the kitchen to cook by himself, ready to make dinner.
Qihou nodded obediently, sat obediently in front of the computer, and said, "Second brother, go."
Wu Jiao saw that he was so obedient, so he went into the kitchen and let Qihou play by himself.
Qihou looked at Weibo with a smile. He was actually very good at learning, and he also had a sense of comprehension.
Qihou learned to take pictures with his mobile phone, and took a picture of his mug. Two identical monkey brothers were placed together, and then he took a photo of his stomach, of course, on Monkey's T-shirt, and then sent On Weibo, I didn't know what to write, so I didn't write at all.
As soon as he sent it out, there were a lot of replies and reposts.
Passerby A: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the male god has lost his hair! ! !God! !What did I see, abs—abs—Ooooooh, nosebleed!
Passerby B: Are the blood tanks empty? !Have you ever thought about the great sage's feelings?
Passerby C: I am that T-shirt, thank you
Lu Rending: I am the pair of mugs, thank you
Passerby E: I am the underwear of a male god, thank you
Passerby: Did you notice that the mugs are a pair! !
Passer-by Geng: A male god wouldn't have a female friend, right? !
Qihou looked at those comments and reposts, although there were many who didn't know what they meant, and his underwear was clearly on his body, why did he still post on Weibo?
At this moment, Qihou saw something flickering in the lower right corner, as if someone had sent him a private message.
Qihou opened it to take a look, and some fans asked Qihou if he would broadcast live.
Qi Hou didn't understand what a live broadcast was, so he searched for a live broadcast, and suddenly found that the live broadcast seemed to be more fun than Weibo.
So Qihou searched and diligently registered a live broadcast account, and the avatar was ready to upload Brother Monkey, but Qihou uploaded it was Monkey Brother in his own T-shirt, with abs...
name?
Qihou looked at the nickname, and simply typed his real name. Typing is a bit difficult for Qihou, but because Qihou has some subconsciousness, for example, he knows simplified characters, etc. Although he often makes mistakes when typing, he can still type it out. .
Lu - small - white -
Qi Hou struggled to type his name on it, very good.
Qi Hou looked at it, and there were some brief introductions for others to understand. Qi Hou thought about it carefully, so he wrote - I like the food of the second brother.
After doing this, you're done. Qihou intends to play live broadcast, but after opening it according to the process, he found that there is no video, and he doesn't know what the problem is.
Qi Hou didn't understand how to make the video, and Wu Jiu was cooking again, so Qi Hou had no choice but to ask everyone for help.
He posted a Weibo asking for help, and immediately replied like Chao Chao, all of them were helping him to screen various problems, and some people asked Qihou's live broadcast account number and so on.
Qi Hou sent out his live broadcast platform and nickname, and then started to fiddle with his computer. For some reason, there was no video. After fumbling for a long time, he was sweating profusely, but he couldn't see anything.
You can only see a series of people throwing flowers on the screen.
Passerby A: God!God!
Passerby B: God, why can't I see you!
Passerby C: The male god will appear soon!
Passerby D: Husband husband~~
Qi Hou looked at it for a long time, but in the end he couldn't make an impact, so he had to deduct the words.
Lu Xiaobai: I'm sorry, but there is still no video. I don't know what the problem is.
Passerby E: Ahhhhh! !My husband is so cute! !How can you be so cute!
Passerby F: Hahaha, so cute!So handsome and so cute!How attractive you made yourself! !
Qihou's eyelids twitched, "Tempting"?Doesn't this word refer to the second brother?
Qi Hou really had no choice but to fiddle with it for a long time, and there were more and more people in the room, and Qi Hou was not seen, but Wu Jiu shouted in the kitchen at this time: "Come and eat."
"Here we come! Second brother!"
As soon as Qihou heard that he was eating, his eyes were almost blinded, and he stood up quickly, but at this moment, the computer was affected.
On the screen of the spectators, a close-up of abs standing up just happened to be seen.
Passerby G: Damn! ! ! !
Passerby H: Nosebleed! ! ! !Fucking abs, what did I see!Blind! !
Passerby I: I am the monkey brother on that T-shirt! ! !Don't anyone stop me! !
Qihou didn't even know that the computer had a video, and when he heard the meal, he even forgot to cut off the live broadcast, jumped up and ran away, busily serving the dishes inside and out.
The computer in the living room was facing the dining table, but at a slight angle, Wu Jiao sat at the other end of the dining table after finishing his work, so Wu Jiu’s face was not captured, but when he found Wu Jiao’s hand, Qi Hou was totally oblivious. I got it.
The two of them sat down to eat, and it was the first time that Wu Jiu had officially cooked for Marquis Qi, so it was not easy to cook, but it was a homely meal, which looked very warm, four meals and one soup, tomato scrambled eggs, sweet and sour Short ribs, braised pork in honey sauce, stir-fried choy sum, and pork ribs and corn pot soup, the taste is simply delicious.
Tomato scrambled eggs are bright and bright in color, mixed with rice, sweet and sour is the best for children, Wu Jiao has already figured it out, Qihou likes tomatoes, he will definitely like tomato scrambled eggs with rice, it’s easy to eat with rice. Can eat a big bowl.
The sweet and sour short ribs are crystal clear, the size of which is at most three finger-sized. They look exquisite and miniature, wrapped in crystal sweet and sour sauce, they look particularly appetizing, and they have been deep-fried on the outside, making them even more scorched and delicious.
Wu Jiu knew that Qihou was a meat lover, so he specially made braised pork, a large piece of pork belly, with tofu knots and potatoes on the bottom, and pieces of braised pork on top were arranged neatly, like a square chessboard, shiny The bright pork belly skin is uniformly facing up, very beautiful, although it is pork belly, but it is fat but not greasy, Wu Jiao has already stewed all the fat and oil, and even skimmed the oily smell, it will definitely not be greasy after eating 100 yuan.
Stir-fried cabbage heart is crispy, tender and delicious. The garlic is fragrant and the green vegetables are curled up. Even people like Qihou who don’t like vegetables can eat a large plate. It is crispy and raw, and it is very refreshing. It is a perfect match with ribs and braised pork .
Pork Ribs and Corn Pot is a soup made from the unattractive spare ribs left over from small ribs. The soup is delicate and rich, absolutely free of MSG. After drinking it, the mouth will not be bitter and dry. Drinking the rich soup is simply full of happiness.
Qi Hou and Wu Jiu didn't know that the camera was facing the dining table, and they were still eating. The dishes on this big table were almost at the chef's level, and it was a small meal, but the onlookers were so hungry.
Passerby A: God! !I am eating instant noodles! !And no stuffing packs yet!
Passerby B: I'm starving to death!Why is no one cooking for me!
Passerby C: This is the dish cooked by the legendary second brother!I can smell the fragrance through the screen!
Passerby Ding: The male god has a big belly, such a big bowl of rice, is it because of the legendary body that can't get fat? !
Passerby E: Wait, you all pay attention to the male god and Cai, but no one pays attention to the second brother? ? !The second brother's hands are so beautiful!Forgive me for being a handyman!I can play with this hand forever! !
Qi Hou ate a large bowl of rice immediately, but Wu Jiu didn't know that the live broadcast was still on, so he said, "Do you want another bowl of rice? Can I help you?"
Qihou nodded immediately, nodding like pounding garlic, and sat obediently, saying: "One more big bowl! The dishes made by the second brother are delicious!"
What Qihou said was so sincere, Wu Jiu took his bowl over. When he took the bowl, he leaned forward a little, and almost "appeared in the camera". A large part of his arm was exposed. He was wearing home clothes with half sleeves, white All of his arms are exposed to the camera.
The crowd of onlookers suddenly howled again, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"Good arm screaming and some people want to see the second brother appear on the screen, saying that he must be a beauty and so on.
Wu Jiu served another bowl of rice for Qi Hou, and thoughtfully helped him mix scrambled eggs with tomatoes, added a piece of braised pork for Qi Hou, and served him another bowl of soup.
Qi Hou couldn't wait to drink the soup, and immediately "hissed" and was scalded. Wu Jiao quickly said: "Is it too hot?! Drink slowly and blow on it."
Qi Hou smiled smirkly, and blew it with a cute face while holding the bowl. He didn't pout on purpose, but on the screen, he saw a handsome man with a visual inspection of 1.8 meters and above, who looked like a large dog and was sitting cutely. He also pouts seriously blowing the pork rib soup, his appearance is so cute.
Passerby A: Damn it! ! !I ate this CP! !
Passerby B: Upstairs, you should eat this dog food! ! !
Passerby C: The male god drinks soup and eats pork ribs, we little fans can only eat dog food!How miserable!
Passerby D: My God!I really want to eat the male god!No, no, I really want to eat my second brother, give me a dozen of such second brothers!
Qihou didn't know that the video was turned on, he grabbed the bowl and ate it, he ate three big bowls in one go, full of scrambled eggs with tomato and rice, a pile of ribs and bones in front of him, the braised pork wanted to stuff it into his mouth Three, that's called one wolfing down. This is still a situation where I have eaten enough at noon and have no appetite at night.
If this is not the case, the onlookers will probably think that the male god has hyperthyroidism...
Qihou ate happily, drank all the soup, and finally gnawed the pork ribs and corn in it. Qihou had never eaten corn, but thought the corn was fragrant and sweet.
Holding a small piece of corn on the cob, he said to Wu Jiu, "Second Brother, Second Brother, this is delicious."
Wu Jiu smiled and said, "It's the season to eat corn now. The corn is very sweet. I'll buy some tomorrow. It's also delicious when roasted."
Qihou said with a smile: "Okay, eat tomorrow."
The two of them ate very harmoniously. After eating, Wu Jiu went to wash the dishes, and Qi Hou wiped his mouth and returned to the computer. Then he was surprised and said: "Ah? There is a video."
Passerby A: Forced to eat so much dog food, the male god has no self-consciousness at all!
Passerby B: The male god is so cute!
Passerby C: My husband is so cute!
Passerby: I want to buy the same T-shirt with my husband!It's the first time that Monkey Brother is so sexy!
Qihou couldn't understand what they were saying, but he really had the video, which was quite fresh, and he found it very interesting.
Qihou played for a while, it’s still hot in summer, Houge’s T-shirt is the kind that costs 25 yuan a piece, so it’s very thin, and the quality is not very good, and it will be soaked when he sweats, and the sexy abs are all in the direction of his body. It was about to burst out, and the onlookers took turns licking the screen and howling.
At this time, Wu Jiu said in the kitchen: "Xiaobai, do you want ice cream?"
Wu Jiu didn't know that Qi Hou was broadcasting live, so he yelled casually. Qi Hou didn't think about his name, but the onlookers suddenly swiped the screen.
Passerby A: Ahhhhhh Xiaobai!
Passerby B: So kind!
Passerby C: This name is so cute, my husband is just so cute!
Passerby D: The male god is not only handsome, but also has a handsome name!
Qihou thought to himself, his name is indeed quite handsome, he stood up thinking about it, ready to turn off the live broadcast, and said, "I'm going to eat ice cream."
The onlookers still want to watch the male god eat ice cream live. After all, they just watched the male god's side with a big stomach, and they don't know what it looks like when he eats ice cream.
But although everyone regretted it, Qihou still turned off the live broadcast, and then he was about to eat ice cream. Just when it was closed, Wu Jiu came out with a goblet filled with ice cream.
Wu Jiu put the ice cream he bought back into a tall open glass, with some sliced fruits on top, a stick of chocolate, and a wafer biscuit, which looked invincible and cute.
Wu Jiu came out with ice cream, Qihou just closed the live broadcast, and the onlookers gritted their teeth and didn't see the second brother, but saw the love ice cream of the second brother, it was so cute, of course, there was also the pair of white The tender hands are also invincible and lovely.
Wu Jiu handed the ice cream to Qi Hou and gave him a small spoon. Qi Hou had never eaten chocolate or wafer biscuits, he liked both, and there was a large bowl of iced cold fruit Ice cream, after a summer meal, is simply a beautiful thing in the world!
Qihou eats with gusto, completely unaware that he is popular again, Weibo has gone crazy, Qihou is handsome, plus he is cute, and his eating looks, I don’t know how many fans he has, someone posted the live broadcast The video was recorded and posted on the Internet, which is more impactful than photos, and 360 degrees without dead ends, it looks handsome no matter how you look at it.
Wu Jiu was resting at home for the past few days, and he was quite fulfilled. He had to eat three meals a day. Although it was a bit hot to cook in summer, Qi Hou fanned Wu Jiu attentively by the side. Every time he saw The appearance of Qi Hou eating, Wu Jiu felt that there was nothing hot, it could be said that his boyfriend was full of power.
After resting for a few days, Wu Jiu was going to go to work. Qihou's vacation was not over yet, so he was worried that Wu Jiu would go to work alone. After all, he heard that Bao Xue, whose front tooth was knocked out by him, was also working in that company. , so Wu Jiu must take him with him.
Wu Jiu didn't say anything, he agreed at once, and took Qihou to work together. Wu Jiu knew how to drive. Before, he didn't dare to drive because he had just finished the operation. Now that he is in good health, he drove Qihou to work. work.
The two of them had just arrived at the company when they walked into the gate, and before they got on the elevator, they heard the sound of "Tat T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T"" A woman dressed in sky high came out from the side and shouted: "Wu Jiao! !! You bitch!!!"
She yelled at the top of her voice, it was rush hour at this time, many people were walking into the building, when they heard someone yelling suddenly, they all looked over, and it became lively all at once.
The person rushing over was none other than Wu Jiu's father's current wife, the daughter of the Bao family.
The woman rushed over with big strides, followed by Mr. Wu. Mr. Wu shrank behind the woman, as if he was very afraid of the woman. The woman pointed at Wu Jiao and said, "Wu Jiao!! You let someone beat my son!! Now I'm still What do you mean by selling the company's shares to a hostile company!?"
Seeing the woman rushing towards him aggressively, Qi Hou quickly blocked Wu Jiu, fearing that the second brother's small body would not be able to hold back like a shrew.
Wu Jiu, on the other hand, looked calm, patted Qi Hou on the shoulder, signaled that he was fine, walked out by himself, looked at the distraught woman, smiled, and said, "Miss Bao..."
When he said this, several people watching around burst out laughing, for no other reason than for this title. Now many small hotels are stuffed with "Miss Bao" cards. Who doesn't know that women are most taboo to be called like this. It is to let people call themselves Mr. Bao.
Gritting her teeth effeminately, Wu Jiu smiled, and said calmly: "The shares are mine, and my transfer is legal. There is no problem with the number of years, and the 20.00% five is not exceeding the standard. Is it not good for Miss Bao to be so excited?"
The woman yelled angrily: "You did it on purpose! You want to disgust me! You transferred the shares of the Bao family to the Zhao family. What do you mean?!"
Wu Jiu said with a smile: "Miss Bao, don't say that. This is not a family business. What are shares of the Bao family? They are shares of the company."
Mr. Wu said at this time: "Wu Jiao! You are too vicious! Who doesn't know that the Zhao family is robbing us for business now, and you actually transferred the company's shares to the people of the Zhao family? It's really... too much! Also, you... you actually beat your brother like that!"
Wu Jie smiled faintly and said, "Brother? Mr. Wu, don't dream, your son is the only one from the beginning to the end, and I am alone. Do you think that since you inserted the door of Bao's house backwards, Miss Bao's seed must be yours?" ? You can ask Miss Bao if Bao Jun is your son."
When he said this, Mr. Wu was startled, and looked at the woman, who shook her eyes several times, and said to Wu Jiao: "This is my private matter, you have nothing to do with it!!"
Wu Jiu said, "Indeed."
When the woman said this, it was a disguised admission. Mr. Wu's face immediately turned ashen, and the people next to him also whispered. Mr. Wu wore a green hat on his head, which was quite bright green, and it was exposed in front of everyone. This is the annual The first big play.
The woman said angrily: "Wu Jiao! If you sold your shares, you won't have the right to speak in the company! Let's see how you live in the future! You still have the confidence to yell at me!"
Wu Jiu said with a smile: "Miss Bao, don't misunderstand me, can I just work in this company? I am here today to resign."
"you!!!"
The woman screamed, out of breath.
At this moment, some bodyguards came in from the outside, they were not from the company, and they said to Wu Jiu, "This is Mr. Wu Jiu, right? Mr. Zhao would like to invite you to discuss the equity transfer in detail." matter."
It turned out to be the Zhao family's bodyguards. When the bodyguards appeared, the woman seemed to be on fire, but she couldn't vent her anger. Seeing Wu Jiao waving with a smile, Qi Hou immediately followed, and followed Wu Jiao out of the company building.
There was a car parked outside, the bodyguard invited Wu Jiu and Qi Hou to get into the car, and said: "Zhao Zong is at the teahouse."
The black business car drove away quickly, and arrived at a very high-end teahouse next to it, with a small bridge and flowing water. Wu Jiu and Qihou walked in. Qihou was still wearing his favorite monkey T-shirt and jeans. The canvas shoes look out of place in the teahouse. If it weren't for being invited in, Qi Hou probably wouldn't be able to enter the teahouse in this attire.
The two went in and entered a private room. The private room was very simple and elegant, and they had to change into slippers. After the door opened, Wu Jiu and Qi Hou saw the only son of the Zhao family. equity people.
Call suddenly!
Qi Hou almost yelled out in a flash, but fortunately he had more experience, so he just yelled in his heart, Wu Jiao was also startled.
The other party was in his twenties, handsome in appearance, with neatly combed short hair, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, sitting at the tea table with a smile on his face, enjoying the tea ceremony.
Seeing them coming in, the chief summoner immediately stood up and said, "It must be Mr. Wu, nice to meet you."
As he spoke, he came over and shook hands with Wu Jiao. Wu Jiao has been idle at home for the past two days, but he has not been idle. He has also seen his father's virtues. Wu Jiao doesn't want to see those disgusting people again. His education can naturally be transferred to other companies. It just so happened that the Zhao family and the Bao family had a serious conflict recently. The Zhao family was trying to find a way to compete with the Bao family for business. Wu Jiao thought of transferring shares. He has a lot of shares in his hand. , if you leave the company first, there is no way to transfer the shares. If you negotiate the issue of share transfer before leaving, you can sell at least 20.00% of the shares. This is not a small amount, and you can make a lot of money. It's not that he can't afford to support Qi Hou, a big eater, and the Zhao family is also mutually beneficial.
Wu Jiu had a phone call with Mr. Zhao before, and he knew that Mr. Zhao was the only son of the Zhao family, but he never expected that Mr. Zhao looked exactly the same as Mr. Zhao Hu. I don't know how he looks the same...
Mr. Zhao said with a smile, "I'm Zhaohu, please sit down, Mr. Wu."
Oh, even the name is the same...
Wu Jiu and Qi Hou were quite calm, they sat down, Zhaohu looked at Wu Jiu and Qi Hou with a pair of peach blossom eyes, his gaze was fixed on Qi Hou's Brother Monkey T-shirt for a few seconds, Wu Jiu wanted to cover his face immediately.
Qihou is generous. He still remembers that he and Zhaohu were rivals in love before, so when they meet for the "first time", they must not lose.
If Wu Jiu knew what he was thinking, he would definitely tell Qihou that he had already lost, because he was wearing a suit and leather shoes while Qihou was wearing a tight T-shirt!
Zhao Hu looked at Qi Hou, and unexpectedly showed a rather interested expression, and said, "Is this Mr. Lu?"
Qihou said in surprise: "You know me?" Does Zhaohu also have memories?
Zhao Hu smiled and said: "Now who doesn't know Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu has become popular on Weibo recently, I happen to have an entertainment company in my hand, has Mr. Lu considered changing jobs, our treatment is very generous .”
Job hopping?
Qihou's agent is very poor. It's not that Qihou didn't think about changing agents, or even changing jobs, but he doesn't understand what job-hopping is.
Zhao Hu heard him hesitant, and thought he was not attractive enough. After all, Qi Hou has become the number one "Internet celebrity" because of the photos and videos. Many people are rushing to dig Qi Hou. The little assistant Miao Xin is very busy recently. .
Zhao Hu smiled again and said, "Mr. Lu
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