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The Changganli community on the south bank of the Qinhuai River is also peaceful today.

Except for two neighbors who lived across the street were arguing again with the door open.

"Rotten cucumber, you mean to get along with me, right! What are you going to do!" Ju Zihua crossed his hips, his neck flushed red with anger, and his dialect came out. !"

Huang Gua didn't dare to refute loudly, and said aggrievedly: "They are all sword cultivators, and I have needs too!"

"I want you to be a big-headed ghost! If you are asked to go to the first group and you insist on squeezing the second group with me, you are doing it on purpose! Why are you so beaten!"

"Why do the two groups play together! Chrysanthemum, your brain is confused!"

Ju Zihua got a headache from his anger, staggered, and stood up after holding the door frame steady.

He had a little hypoglycemia, and Huang Gua was startled, thinking he was going to faint, so he hurried up to help him.

But he threw it away.

Ju Zihua lowered his head, pressed one side of his nose and blew his nose frantically.

Huang Gua felt short of breath, "What's the matter? Are you all right?"

Juzi Huabai glanced at him, then hummed and said, "The nose that made you angry is hard to breathe."

Huang Gua laughed out loud.

"Laughing fart!" After blowing his nose for a long time and still not breathing, Ju Zihua decided to truce first, glared at him, turned and went back to the room, and slammed the door.

He was still flushing his nose in the bathroom, but Huang Gua had already groped in by himself.

The two of them have been neighbors for many years, and they have been playing since they were young, and they have already figured out the rules of the code lock in each other's house.

Ju Zihua didn't want to talk to him, and didn't respond when he heard the movement.In the study, his computer was still on, and he didn't want to fly back to the city just after finishing the raid. The character had already been killed by the newly spawned mobs.

Huang Gua first helped him resurrect and returned to the camp, then flew back to a safe place in the main city, dawdling for 2 minutes, guessing that his anger had subsided a little, and then came over with a playful smile.

"Is it still not working?"

"Heh." It was still a strong nasal voice.

Huang Gua stretched out his hand familiarly, "Come here, give you a pinch."

"Humph."

Ju Zihua was still full of displeasure, walked over a little bit, leaned against the bathroom door and let him pinch his nose with his face up.

He has had the problem of stuffy nose when he was angry since he was a child. As the person who is most angry with him, Huang Gua has long mastered the skill of pinching his nose.

Huang Gua's fingers were fair and slender, which looked completely different from his unbeaten face. Ju Zihua took a look and closed his eyes in embarrassment.

After pinching for a few minutes, his nose gradually turned red, but Huang Gua seemed to have discovered some big news, and leaned over to take a look.

Tsk tut: "Huahua, your face is red with your nose!"

Juzi Watson's white, as long as there is a little red on the face, it looks like he is drunk, especially the color.

Ju Zihua slapped his hand away, "Get lost!"

In the end, he still felt that it was not enough, so he made up for Huang Gua again, and then walked into the study.

Huang Gua followed him with a smile.

Seeing him sit down, he asked leisurely, "Do you want to see the backpack?"

Ju Zihua glanced at him sideways, and silently opened the backpack.

The bloody trousers that the two of them snatched just now were lying in his backpack.

He couldn't help frowning, and glared at Huang Gua again.

The equipment dropped in the dungeon can be traded to teammates in the same dungeon within 10 minutes after it is inserted into the player. The original is invalid, but it can be mailed directly by calling the carrier pigeon on the dungeon map.

He just scolded people at the door for more than 10 minutes. Huang Gua must have sent it to him early in the morning, but he didn't mention a word just now, and he really wanted to annoy him.

Huang Gua dog-leggedly ran over to pinch his shoulders, and his attitude of admitting his mistake was extremely sincere: "Master Ju, don't remember the villain's mistakes, I know I was wrong."

"roll."

"Then what are you going to do to calm down? Can I kneel down on the keyboard?"

"roll!"

"Can I buy you crayfish?"

"...The one next to the Confucius Temple."

"Okay."

Huang Gua smiled openly, and went out to buy him crayfish without saying a word.

Fifteen minutes later, Uncle Ju was eating crayfish and watching a movie, and he was very disgusted with the shrimp peeler next to him: "Hurry up!"

"Okay, okay." Huang Gua salivated while peeling, "Can I eat one?"

Ju Zihua glared at him.

Huang Gua knew it meant that he had no part, and heaved a long sigh.

Who knew that Ju Zihua would stop eating half of the meal and said he wanted to read a book.

"You really don't want to eat?" Huang Gua asked.

Ju Zihua licked the juice from his mouth and said to him: "I'm tired of eating."

Huang Gua raised his eyebrows and smiled, happily stuffing the remaining shrimp into his mouth.

The two have known each other for so many years. At the beginning, Huang Gua didn't follow Ju Zihua so much.

But who made him owe Ju Zihua?

When he first went to college, Huang Gua was also a young man with full of vigor. Seeing that all the students in the class were starting to fall in love, he was not far behind.

He is good-looking and good-looking, and he stuffs a lot of love letters into his schoolbag every day, and picks the most beautiful flowers to date.

In fact, I can’t say that I like it, but being a flower can satisfy the vanity and comparison of young people.

Department of flowers looks good, but also many requirements.When going out, he must drive to pick him up, and when going to restaurants, he wants the best, and buys several small gifts every week to coax him.

It didn't take long for Huang Gua to complain.

When shopping, Xihua tried on the clothes for half an hour. Huang Gua said it looked good, but he thought in his heart that the overalls Huahua looked much better than her.

When eating, Xihua didn't eat this one, and didn't like that one, Huang Gua was smiling, thinking in her heart, Huahua only ate crayfish with a smile, why is this woman so troublesome.

When Xihua banned him from playing games with Ju Zihua and complained about how Ju Zihua looked like a mother, Huang Gua finally couldn't bear it and proposed to break up.

For a long time afterwards, Huang Gua wore the hat of the number one scumbag in the hospital.

He also felt that he was a scumbag. He obviously didn't like other girls but wanted to fall in love with him. Isn't he a scumbag? He didn't refute it, and he never had a girlfriend again.

But he can't tell Ju Zihua like that, Ju Zihua looks very easy-going, he will blow up as soon as he steps on a thunderbolt, it's no wonder he knows that his scumbag girl doesn't break up with him.

The two went to the same university, and of course Ju Zihua had heard the gossip in the school, but Huang Gua shook his head and sighed in front of him, pretending to be downcast, and even told a big lie.

"Oh, she thought my kissing skills were too good, and she suspected that I had many girlfriends who were not virgins, so she kicked me."

At that time, Ju Zihua looked at him suspiciously: "Have you kissed him?"

No, I spent half a year buying gifts for my living expenses, and I didn't close my hands.

But Huang Gua had a good face, wiped his mouth in front of him, and smiled wretchedly: "I have kissed many times, it is fragrant and sweet."

How can Ju Zihua not understand what kind of person he is, and he saw through it when he said the words "excellent skills", and poohed him: "Blow it to you. Your skills are good? I believe you have ghosts."

Huang Gua didn't know what was wrong with his brain at the time. When he heard Ju Zihua say that he was bragging, he was upset, grabbed the book in Ju Zihua's hand and threw it away, and then pushed him against the wall, "I'm so special!" Why don’t you brag, if you don’t believe me, I’ll show you.”

Then, he kissed Ju Zihua.

Thinking back now, Huang Gua was still a little distracted, but Ju Zihua's kiss was sweet and soft, and his whimpering sound was like that of a kitten, which was exciting.

After kissing Ju Zihua, he broke up with him.

Before breaking up the relationship, he scolded "Scumbag" three times and spat on his face. If he hadn't dodged quickly, he might have lost his children and grandchildren.

After coaxing people back, Huang Gua has become the current Huang Gua, taking Ju Da's words as the direction of life.

He had seen through it a long time ago, there is no need to have a girlfriend, and being bullied is a trivial matter, and Ju Zihua's ignoring him is the real life is worse than death.

It seems that after getting along for so many years, Ju Zihua has become a part of his life, and he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't talk to him for a day.

If Ju Zihua hadn't ignored him all morning, would he have deliberately teased him to scold him?

After eating the remaining crayfish, Huang Gua cleaned up the mess on the table, went to the bathroom to wash his hands conscientiously, sprayed some hot pot deodorant, and then went to the study.

Ju Zihua's family has a strict rule, no food is allowed in the study, and no food is allowed to eat if it smells like food.

His mother is an administrator of cultural relics, and has collected many ancient books, and she is most afraid of damage.

Entering the room, I found that Ju Zihua was leaning on the tatami by the bay window and reading a book. A ray of sunlight slanted in and was falling on his hair. He looked like an aged angel with a halo on his head.

After the summer vacation, he will be in his senior year. Ju Zihua wants to be a graduate student in the Chinese Department of Nantah University, and also wants to learn how to drive during the holidays. In fact, he is very busy.

In this case, he can still spare time to play games with him, Huang Gua is also quite flattered.

Huang Gua Qiqi squeezed to the other end of the tatami, leaning his back against the wall, with his calf next to his, and took out his mobile phone to play games.

Ju Zihua kicked him, "It's so noisy, keep your voice down."

"Oh."

Turning down the sound to the minimum, he couldn't even hear the instructions of his teammates clearly, and the opponent took a triple kill and exploded the crystal.

But Ju Zihua heard "Defeat" on his phone, turned a page of the book, and sneered coolly: "What kind of games are you playing with a disabled hand?"

Huang Gua tried his best to comfort himself, no, he can't piss him off, and he has to coax him if he gets pissed off.

Barely leaning over to read the book in his hand: "How much have you read? Why don't you play the arena with me."

Ju Zihua rolled his eyes almost to the sky: "The two sword cultivators are farting!"

But Huang Gua looked super wronged.

He thought about it, he scolded and beat him, and the crayfish was happy to eat, and he could be coaxed, anyway, he had already finished reciting the book.

Just close Ma Zhe in his hand and walk to the front of the computer, "Okay, just play for an hour."

Huang Gua's invincible selling strategy worked, he rubbed his hands and followed him to open another machine.

Because he always ran to Ju Zihua's house, last time when Ju Zihua bought a new computer, he didn't sell the old one, so he left it here for him to play with.The configuration is a bit old, but Huang Gua has a lot of pocket money, so he ran several times to change the graphics card and processor.

The arena where the two sword repairers teamed up was brutalized by blood without accident.

There was a scene where the other side was an acquaintance, and the little uncle and Meng broke off the mountain.

Ju Zihua was taken away by Mengduan Guanshan full of blood without pressing a single skill.

The two of them were vicious, and they were not in a hurry to take Huang Gua away, just playing around like a kite.

Ju Zihua couldn't help typing on the map.

[Nearby][[-] cents a chrysanthemum]: Hey, Boss Guan, little uncle, what are you doing!Your own people are so cruel?

The other side seemed to realize that it was them just now, and the character paused.

[Nearby][Little Master Uncle]: I'm sorry, I didn't look at the ID, we are chatting.I also said how could there be a sword repair team to play in the arena, so it was you.

Ju Zihua and Huang Gua looked at each other, feeling discriminated against.

Huang Gua said "I'll go", refused to continue being humiliated, and retreated by himself.

Once the arena is forced to withdraw, there will be a 5-minute suspension. The two agreed to play for an hour. It is still early, and Ju Zihua will accompany him to do some small daily tasks.

After doing it for a while, Huang Gua suddenly said, "Do you feel that there is something wrong between the little uncle and Boss Guan?"

Ju Zihua thought for a while, and there seemed to be a point, and said, "Is the relationship better?"

Huang Gua shook his head: "No, I think they are a couple!"

Ju Zihua couldn't believe it: "It's so blatant to be gay now?"

Huang Gua didn't know what to think of, so he smiled: "Yes. Look, I can't find a relationship anyway, so why don't we make do?"

Ju Zihua's face turned livid again: "Get out!"

Huang Gua couldn't help raising his eyebrows, he keenly noticed that Ju Zihua said two more words "roll" this time than before.

Does this mean that there is a play?

……

Since Huang Gua put forward the idea of ​​"making do with it", it seems that he really intends to give it a try, and he doesn't even give up the opportunity to flirt with the book.

Ju Zihua couldn't bear the disturbance.

If it's just an ordinary good brother, it's fine, it's a big deal as a joke.

But he knew very well in his heart that he liked Huang Gua.

So it was unbearable.

Doesn't he know who Huang Gua is? He ran the train with his mouth full of mouth since he was a child, and he was fooling around all day long. Little girls wrote love letters to him.

A veritable scumbag.

Since he said "make do", then it really is do.

What if it doesn't work out?What if we break up?

If you don't look up, if you look down, Huang Gua has a thick skin, but he's not that thick-skinned, so he can't move.

Ju Zihua was very distressed, and made up his mind to stay away from Huang Gua first, and even changed the combination lock at home.

This time, Huang Gua tried many times but failed to guess the password.

He couldn't see Ju Zihua, and the entanglement in the game became more and more serious.She even took the trouble to light the exquisite lovesickness lamp for him hundreds of times.

System: [My cucumbers don’t cost money] lit the Linglong Acacia Lamp for [chrysanthemum fifty cents a flower] in Ngee’an City, Linglong dice placed red beans, do you know about the lovesickness?

The players in the world have long been used to it. They have changed from the surprise after seeing Cucumber's rejection announcement for the first time to the current calmness.

[World][Little Pigeon]: Brother Cucumber succeeded in seeking love today?

System: [[-] cents for a chrysanthemum] rejected the exquisite lovesickness lamp of [My Cucumber Doesn’t Need Money] in Ngee’an City.

[World][Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins]: No~

[World][Five Spice Tea Eggs]: Brother Cucumber, please continue to work hard!

[World][Braised Steak]: It's useless anyway!

[World][Call me Mr. Ouhuang]: Why in the blink of an eye, all of our servers are messing around?

[World][Poor Monk Restraining Sex]: I don't understand, is it because the girls are not soft enough or are they drifting away?

[World] [Clothes Yourong]: Bah!It's all the fault of Mo Laogou!He also ruined my idol!My idol is such a good planner, to be so unspoken by the boss!

[World] [Yun Xiang Clothes Hua Xiang Rong]: Upstairs!Let's die!How can Shuanggou CP allow you to question it? !

[World] [I am not a concubine, but I will eventually be a concubine]: That's right!He is talented and handsome, why should you object, a monster!

[World][Yun Xiangyi Clothes Hua Xiangrong]: Sister, fellow? !

[World][I am not a concubine, but I am a concubine in the end]: Wow, sister, I have a picture of two dogs, do you want it!

[World][Yun Xiangyi Clothes Hua Xiangrong]: Make a fuss with Chek!

[World] [clothes have capacity]:? ? ?

The chat topics on the World Channel were so crooked that Ju Zihua didn't even want to take another look.

He thought that Huang Gua was just a whim, but it turned out that this person has been stalking him for more than a month, and it still hasn't stopped.

Huang Gua is like installing a locator on his character. Even if he blocks the location information, this person can drive the Cucumber within 5 minutes of his return to the main city. wait.

Ju Zihua simply played the game.

He is tired of doing everything recently, and he can't read books, so he might as well take a nap.

As soon as the quilt was lifted, the phone buzzed continuously. The caller was from an unfamiliar number. Ju Zihua took a look, and his temples throbbed.

He blocked Huang Gua's phone, but Huang Gua was a rascal, and he could call from an unfamiliar number one day.

At first, he planned to adopt the attitude of out of sight, out of mind, but in the end, if he didn't answer, the phone would not stop, and nothing would work except turning off the phone.

He even ran to knock on the door of his house and shouted, "Huahua, are you mad at me? Tell me!"

Later, Ju Zihua had to change his strategy.

It's the same today, he turned on the phone, held it far away, and didn't make a sound, letting Huang Gua sing a one-man show.

"Hua Hua, hey, it's me again!"

"..." Oh, I already guessed it.

"Hey, I haven't heard your voice for two days, sixteen hours and 32 minutes, why don't you say something?"

"……squeak."

"You are finally willing to talk to me!"

"..."

"Okay, okay, don't hang up, I'll just say the last word, look out the window."

Ju Zihua hung up the phone expressionlessly, walked to the window, opened the curtains a little, squinted and looked down.

They lived on the second floor, and the ground was some distance away. Even if Huang Gua was really down there, he probably wouldn't be able to see the little movement on his curtains.

But Huang Gua happened to see it, blinked at him, and shouted loudly: "Huahua! I love you!"

He shouted so loudly that old men and women passing by turned their heads and pointed at him.

The sound of small and broken discussions came up indistinctly.

"Hey, don't be a coward?"

"Maybe it's about star chasing. Now the young man is crazy about star chasing. My eldest grandson also told me a few days ago that there is something gorgeous and handsome, singing?"

"How do I remember it's acting?"

"Walk, walk, there's nothing to see."

Huang Gua was still howling, non-stop, and took out a candle from his pocket, lit it, raised it up and continued shouting.

"Huang Gua lights up the Linglong Lovesickness Lamp for Ju Zihua in Changgan, and the Linglong Dice is set with red beans. I don't know if I love you in my bones, but do you know Huahua!"

Ju Zihua yelled at him until goosebumps arose.

Isn't Huang Gua crazy?Calling two people by their names in the community, for fear that the neighbors won't hear them? !

He watched helplessly as the wax oil dripped down onto Huang Gua's head, but the man seemed to feel no pain at all, shouting until his voice was almost hoarse.

"Huahua! Do you know that!"

Ju Zihua cursed, "I don't like you, uncle", and hurriedly changed his shoes and went downstairs.

He was afraid that if this went on like this, Huang Gua would burn himself to death before he got heatstroke.

Hearing the movement at the top of the stairs, and seeing Ju Zihua coming down, Huang Gua smiled like a blossoming candle with candle oil all over his face.

The eyes of the little girl sitting on a bench by the side of the road watching the show lit up, and she said to her companion, "Look, I just told you, it's the little brother Juzihua on the second floor!"

Her companion continued to tut and tut, "It's so gay! It's quite a match!"

"Not necessarily, but brother Huang Gua must have pissed him off again haha!"

Ju Zihua's face darkened, and he felt ashamed, so he walked upstairs holding Huang Gua.

After entering the house, Huang Gua refused to put down the candle, so he snatched it, and immediately blew it out and threw it into the trash can.

"Don't throw it away, it can still be used after a power outage!"

Huang Gua wants to snatch back the candle.

The candle had just been extinguished, and the wax hadn't solidified yet, a lot of it was splashed on Ju Zihua's hands during the push.

He frowned, as if, it didn't hurt at all?

Huang Gua found out that the matter had been exposed, wiped his face and backed away slowly, and said with a sneer, "Hey, I didn't expect that, low-temperature aromatherapy candles are safe and have no hidden dangers, and they cost 20 yuan each!"

I can take your 20 yuan a piece!

Juzi Huaqi's nose was stuffy, and he kicked Huang Gua's ass straight up.

What evil has he done, it is so miserable to believe in Huang Gua every time, and he is deceived every time!

This kind of person, what he said about loving you and liking you, must be false.That's why he almost fell for it.

He went to the bathroom to wash his hands and rinse his nose, and when he turned his head, he almost missed Huang Gua's face.

Ju Zihua glared at him: "Why are you following here?!"

Huang Gua looked innocent, pointed to the wax on his forehead and said, "I'm washing my face..."

He heard Ju Zihua's voice was nasal, and when he saw the person leaving, he quickly washed his face and chased after him.

Ju Zihua was regretting it in his heart, he brought him home, and he couldn't drive him away, so he had no choice but to walk into the room on his own as if there was no such person in front of him.

Anyway, close the door and plug in the earplugs, and the world will be clean.

Unexpectedly, Huang Gua is worthy of being an all-rounder in sports, and squeezed in just before he closed the door.

Huang Gua: "Hey."

Ju Zihua's eyes hurt from staring at him, he continued to implement the cold war strategy, didn't bother to care about him, and got under the quilt.

Huang Gua followed and got under the quilt, still taking advantage of it: "Daughter-in-law, sleep, shall I accompany you?"

Ju Zihua almost suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

He thought that Huang Gua was shameless enough before, but he didn't expect this person to have room for improvement?

Dare to be not the most shameless, only more shameless, right?

"Who the hell is your wife?"

Huang Gua hugged his arm and didn't let go, humming: "You, didn't you take my lamp?"

"Get out! Who the hell..." Halfway through the yelling, Ju Zihua was suddenly taken aback.

In the game, he did not turn on the light, but just now in the living room, he took Huang Gua's confession candle, and he snatched it himself.

Another trick.

Juzi was so arrogant that she wanted to cry.

Why is this man so rascal?How could he do such a wicked thing with a hippie smile?

The nose is still not ventilated, Ju Zihua sucked his nose and kicked Huang Gua, "Go back to your house!"

Huang Gua dodges left and right, extremely flexible.

"I can't kick it~ Hey, I didn't kick it again! Daughter-in-law, give me some strength!"

This time, Ju Zihua really made him cry.

He has grown up so much, and he hasn't been so aggrieved in many years. Once a small hole was torn in his control, all the sadness rushed up, overwhelming his reason in an instant, and made him cry uncontrollably.

Even the emotions are out of control.

Ju Zihua sat up, and pounded the bed until he couldn't beat Huang Gua.

"Go away! Is it fun to recruit me like this!"

"Get out!"

"Who can you recruit with so many people in the world?!"

"Why do you have to mess with me!"

"I was wrong, I don't like you anymore, okay! I don't like you anymore, please let me go!"

"Go away!"

When Ju Zihua cried, Huang Gua almost didn't get scared.

The last time I saw him cry was when I was in primary school, because Ju Zihua was fair and good-looking, some boys in the class pulled on his school uniform pants and said he didn't have a little bird, and called him a little princess.

That time Ju Zihua cried so loudly, Huang Gua beat up the little boy without stopping, and in the end it was Ju's mother who rushed to the school to coax him.

Later, Ju Zihua followed him to learn swear words, and if someone bullied him, he would scold him, and if he couldn't scold him, he would close the door and let go of dirty words. Anyway, he never cried again.

Huang Gua suddenly became at a loss, his hands didn't fit anywhere, and it took him a long time to remember to find a tissue to wipe his tears.

He couldn't find it in the room, so he could only take off his shirt and wipe it for him.

Unexpectedly, Ju Zihua cried even harder when he saw him take off his clothes.

"You still want to rape Laozi X, don't you!"

Ju Zihua lay down on the floor and said fiercely, "Come on, get out when you're done!"

Huang Gua:? ? ?

I'm not me without you don't talk nonsense!

But... is it really possible?

Huang Gua's Adam's apple rolled, and he swallowed quietly.

No, no, no, if you really get on it, you will never get in touch with each other again!Don't be seduced by sex, yellow hexagram, calm down!

Huh, calm down!

He slowly moved to Ju Zihua's side, leaned over and looked at his face, "...then I'm here?"

Ju Zihua hiccupped and cursed with his red eyes open, "Come on! I'm afraid you'll be a fool!"

This word is really dirty, the dirtiest one Huang Gua taught him.

Huang Gua was overjoyed, hey, I didn't expect to hear him scolding in my lifetime.

He approached slowly.

Although Ju Zihua cried his mind into a mess, he was still afraid, and gradually began to tremble, but the water splashed out by what he said made him close his eyes cruelly.

The imaginary violation did not come, but there were two extra fingers on the nose, and they pinched it skillfully.

Huang Gua's muffled laughter resounded above.

"Let you cry, will your nostrils be blocked?"

All smiles, his hands are still very gentle.

Ju Zihua felt like he was done.He actually felt that Huang Gua was not so scumbag anymore.

He opened his eyes and just stared at the face above him without saying a word.

Huang Gua was a little embarrassed by his stare, and quickly blinked his left eye, "I'm so handsome?"

"whispering sound……"

Ju Zihua turned his head.

He finished crying, finished venting, and became much more sober.

Even more belatedly, he reacted to what he had just yelled, and looked at Huang Gua again with some embarrassment.

But he doesn't regret it either, he already liked Huang Gua, it's a fact, even if he doesn't like himself, it's okay, there are still people dying every day in this world, and those who are alive will just live?

Huang Gua still held Ju Zihua's nose, slowly lay down beside him, and spoke softly against his ear.

"Huahua, can I tell you a secret?"

Ju Zihua hummed.Which of the broken secrets of Huang Gua doesn't he know?

"Guess who I gave my first kiss to?"

Ju Zihua didn't really want to talk, he was tired of scolding and crying, but the awkward atmosphere must be relieved, he couldn't spend the rest of his life without talking to Huang Gua.

He made a sound from his throat: "Gu Yuchi?"

Gu Yuchi is Huang Gua's first love.

"No, guess again."

"...Meimei?" Is it such a beast? Meimei was only in the fourth grade when she moved away, right?

The corners of Huang Gua's mouth twitched, "Don't talk nonsense, are you afraid that Ye Chang'an will kill me if it gets out?"

"..." It's no wonder Ye Changan can beat you.

Huang Gua turned his face away, and changed from his previous foolish appearance, solemn and affectionate, not quite like him anymore.

He said: "My first kiss was dedicated to the most handsome man in the world."

Ju Zihua was shocked: "You...you actually kiss yourself in front of the mirror?! You are perverted!"

Huang Gua: ...

It turned out that in Huahua's heart, he was the most handsome person in the world, but Huahua said he was a pervert.

At this moment, he was so contradictory that he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Huang Gua was really speechless, looking at the face close at hand, he was fascinated by lust, and kissed him simply.

Well, it's almost the same as in memory, fragrant, soft, and a little salty.

Ju Zihua froze, but did not struggle.

After 1 minute, he gave Huang Gua a hard push.

Huang Gua pouted, slightly dissatisfied: "Dear me, why are you pushing me?"

Ju Zihua's face was flushed from holding back, and he looked like he was going to explode at any time: "My fucking nose is stuffy!"

The mouth was also gagged for you, and you almost suffocated to death.

"……Oh."

It's good if you're not angry, Huang Gua quickly stretched out his hand and continued to pinch him.

Ju Zihua stopped making trouble, and lay down side by side with him obediently.

"Hey, I really haven't kissed or held hands with Gu Yuchi before."

"……I know."

"I kissed you for the first time."

"……Um."

"Huahua, I really like you, more than gold."

"cut."

"Why don't you look around with me first? If it's not good, you can return it? I'll definitely get out of here!"

"No, thank you for not looking for abuse."

"Contract your crayfish for the rest of your life!"

"...Peel off the shell?"

Huang Gua beamed with joy, "That's a must!"

Ju Zihua thought for a while, and finally let go, "Try it out for a week."

"Okay, you won't regret it!"

"Don't pinch it, it's done."

"...Then still kiss?"

"……Um."

……

A week later.

System: [My cucumber does not require money] lit the Linglong Acacia Lamp for [chrysanthemum fifty cents a flower] in Lizhou City, and Linglong dice placed red beans, do you know the lovesickness?

[World] [Little Pigeon]: Here we come!Here he is again!He's back with a system rejection announcement!

[World][Indifferent with the wind]: Oh my god, I thought there was no movement for a week, brother Cucumber is finally disheartened!

[世界][Ni Weiyi]: Well, this time, it's the one hundred and one time I'm going to be rejected, right?Tsk, for such an infatuated person, I would agree.

[World][Poor Monk Restraining Sex]: Hey, do you still count the clothes?

[World][Ni Weiyi]: Are you stupid? I have a cucumber friend. You will find that there is a broken heart on his profile picture. If you mouse over it, there will be a surprise!

[World][Poor Monk Rebooting]: The little monk laughed so hard, "I was issued a good person card 100 times by [[-] cents a chrysanthemum]", hahahaha!

[World] [Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins]: It will be one hundred and one times soon!

At this moment.

System: [[-] cents for a chrysanthemum] I received the exquisite lovesickness lamp from [My cucumber does not cost money] in Lizhou City.

[World][Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins]: Look, 101 times!

[World][Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins]: What the hell?succeeded? ? ?

He wasn't the only one who was shocked, and the world channel was full of "shit".

Soon, two new jokes appeared in one server.

"Please, Ji! I can light a lamp for you one hundred and one times!"

"As long as you are good at pestering people, cucumbers can also be picked up."

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Don't ask me why I know Nanjing curse words QAQ

Good boy don't learn!

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: Bear don't run 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Bear don’t run 20 bottles; I’m getting thinner and thinner 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!