mountain snow

Chapter 23

I'm really not interested in things like disco.

Only people who are lonely in their hearts love disco, and I am not alone.Not only am I not alone on the inside, I’m not alone on the outside either.I have a man, I have had enough sex with my man on the bed, what kind of dick is there?

But since this is the scene of Yue Shanxue's graduation farewell party, as the protagonist, of course, I should prepare the conditions for the little boys to play disco.

Yue Sheng was killing chickens in the kitchen, and some two chickens that gnawed my feet and beat my head violently were finally going to be a meal on the plate, but I couldn't bear it, so instead of helping the cook, I chose to move the TV.

Yue Sheng rarely turns on the TV, and I don't watch it much either.The strange thing is that Bieyue Village is too remote. The TV can only search for a few channels, and you can count them with one hand. Some of them are always snowflakes.

If it’s raising a little sun, I can still watch it, but let’s forget about raising pigs, I can smell the inside smell through the screen.

So the TV in our house is usually off.

I let the little thing give me a handle, and moved the TV to the dolly.

But here comes the problem again, all electrical appliances need to be plugged in, and there is electricity in the room, but Di has to jump in the yard.

The little ones stared at me like I was child abuse if I couldn't get them to dance.

"Teacher Shanxue is here, children, don't worry!" I gave my thumbs up.Isn’t it just electricity, can’t I just pull a wire out?

I think back when I was a bird, I built nests on telephone poles.

What Yue Sheng is cooking is firewood chicken. It is cut into pieces and stewed in a pot. The spices are unique medicinal materials in the frontier. They have a spicy taste, but they are not particularly spicy. They are said to be very nourishing.

He made it for me once, and I was so greedy that I even brought the soup with the rice.

It is very troublesome to connect the wires. I am a novice, and I have not moved the TV and player after a long time.

I originally wanted to call Yue Sheng to help out, but after thinking about it, I didn't bother him.

He is the host of our family, and so am I. One of us is in the kitchen, and the other is in the courtyard wall. We are destined to be a match made in heaven.

The little thing squatted next to me, "Brother, can you do it well? How about I call Teacher Yue!"

"Come back!" I grabbed the back of his neck, "Look at Teacher Shanxue generating electricity for love!"

The dwarves looked at each other, "What is generating electricity for love?"

This question really stumped me, because I don't know what generating electricity for love is.

But it may be that I loved learning human languages ​​too much when I was a bird, so after I transformed, it was deeply reflected in my mind.

After a lot of fiddling, I finally connected the wires, and the broken TV flickered on.But I don't know if I moved the place for it, it is dissatisfied, and even the pig raising platform is covered with snowflakes.

I asked the little thing: "What should I do?"

The little thing is confident, "I have a disc! Put my disc and you can see the image!"

I'm skeptical, it's beyond my knowledge.Can such a small disk really release images?

The little thing rummaged through the discs, and finally found a disc with a colorful cover, "I haven't seen this one, brother, let's play this one!"

I waved my hand, signaling him to be casual.

It doesn’t matter to me which one to play or not, anyway, I don’t watch it, and I don’t play disco. When it’s played for them, I will go to the kitchen to find my man, lift his apron and touch his ass, and then give it to him. He acted coquettishly and asked him to kiss my mouth.

I now feel that the biggest advantage of changing shape is that my beaked shell has become the soft lips of a human being.

I can't even imagine how I would kiss Yue Sheng if I still had a sharp beak.

I will definitely peck him, and I can't just lick him if I want to...

stop!I shook my head and secretly warned myself - you are a little emerald green sun, you really can't turn into a yellowish Xuanfeng.

The disc was put into the player, the TV jumped a few times, and the picture really appeared.The little ones gathered around the TV, eager to try.

But there was no portrait on the screen, only distant cheers came.

It suddenly feels familiar to me, but I'm pretty sure I haven't seen this disc.

"Did you take the wrong disc?" Braid asked, "Why is there no music?"

"Wait a little longer! Wait a little longer! My sister said these are all disco discs, how could it be wrong?" The little thing scratched his ears.

I listened to them talking for a while, and I roughly understood what was going on.

It turned out that Little Things had a distant sister who lived in the city. Last year, she came to Bieyue Village to visit her grandfather during the vacation. She was afraid that there was nothing to play in the village, so she bought a lot of pirated discs, which cost only 20 yuan.

I don't know what pirated and genuine ones are. After waiting with the little guys for a while, there are finally people on the screen.

The little ones cheered.

Then my job is done.

I patted the little thing on the shoulder steadily, "Then you can jump, but pay attention to safety, I will go to Teacher Yue."

The croissant asked: "Brother, come and dance too!"

The music started, and some dwarfs started jumping.I took a look and thought it was really hot eyes. What the hell are these jumping?

So I said very reservedly: "No, I'll help Teacher Yue cook."

I headed for the kitchen, a lyrical melody behind me, and the little ones shaking their heads like they were having a fit.

I:"……"

Maybe this is the charm of music?

"Husband!" I stood at the door of the kitchen and shouted happily.

Yue Sheng: "..."

He looked at me quite speechlessly, wondering if he was asking heaven and earth in his heart: Maybe this is the charm of Little Sun?

In fact, I seldom call him Husband. Husband sounds too vulgar, so Brother Sheng sounds better.

But our little sun is still a very vulgar bird.I learned the word husband, so I must call it to him.

He is speechless now, so next time I will call on the bed.

"What did you put?" Yue Sheng asked.

I rested my head on Yue Sheng's shoulder, "Just sing and dance, it's not pretty."

"You didn't see it?" Yue Sheng raised my chin.

I remembered the embarrassing incident when he asked me for an ugly tangerine last time, and I put my head on it.

Now I don't need to release it, he will lift it by himself.

It's time again for me to show how sweet my mouth is, and I say, "I'm in a hurry to see you."

Yue Sheng laughed lightly.

I like to see him laugh, and Brother Ku's smile is particularly deadly.

The atmosphere is just right, I'm ready to kiss Brother Cool.

But at this moment, there was a sudden commotion in the yard.

Yue Sheng looked into the yard before me.

"Brother! Brother!" Xiaodong shouted and rushed over, his face full of surprise: "Brother, so you are not a mortal?"

Why, can I finally hide my birdman identity?

Just as I was about to speak, I saw a sudden change in Yue Sheng's expression from the corner of my eye.

Before I had time to say anything, Yue Sheng strode out.

The little thing yelled at me: "Brother, you are a star! You dance so well!"

Me: "Huh huh?"

I am a star?I'm the star?

No, no, I, Yue Shanxue, am not a star, I'm just an ordinary little wife!

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