mountain snow

Being a scarecrow is really hard. I have a sore back and a sore back by the end of the day.

But I have to go the next day because Yue Sheng is coming back.

"Why are you doing this?" Huang Xiaoye and I had dinner together, and the hot and sour Huang La Ding couldn't stop his mouth. His mouth was swollen. The two lips touched, "Isn't it good to be a human? I have to be a scarecrow."

"What do you know?" I put the fattest yellow spicy diced into my bowl, not wanting to argue with him.

He is single and has only one dog, so he doesn't understand the bad intentions of us Huaichun little suns.

I want Yue Sheng to see me guarding his vegetable garden as soon as he comes back.Then he would think, Shanxue is cute and sensible, miss Japan!

"Crack-"

I shouldn't have fantasized about such dirty things when I came here, I was punished.A fishbone stuck in my throat, I coughed for a long time, but I didn't spit it out.

I must look terrible now because I found Huang Xiaoye staring at me in horror.

"Fuck!" He threw away the bowl and chopsticks and stood up, "Are you okay?"

He is a teacher, but why is he so stupid?What nonsense are you asking?If I'm okay, can I open my mouth wide and gasp like a dead fish?

It's so pitiful to be his primary school student. If I were a primary school student, I would definitely choose Yue Sheng.

But he is not useless, soon, he found a doctor, the one who saw me when Yue Sheng carried me back.

In other words, in fact, Yue Sheng is also a doctor.

There are two doctors in Bieyue Village, but treating people is not their main job.

The doctor told me not to panic, took out two small tools from an iron box, told me to open my mouth, and then put the small tools into my mouth.

The thing was on my throat and I started having big yellow dreams again.

If it wasn't a gadget poking in my throat right now, but a...

But Yue Sheng's big tool?

I'm a bird, I really can't control my emotions.I actually laughed just thinking about it, but because of my posture, I couldn't laugh too wildly, so I could only choke out two "hehe" from my throat.

doctor:"……"

He stopped poking my throat with the gadget and looked at me worriedly.

Then I heard him turn his head and say to Huang Xiaoye: "This kid's throat is stuck, right? Why did his brain get stuck?"

I:"……"

The most amazing thing is that Huang Xiaoye also explained seriously: "Because it's close to the brain, right? And the five sense organs are all connected. I usually put eye drops, and it still flows out of the nostrils. His throat is stuck, and the brain is also affected. normal."

I can't stand it!

The doctor nodded, "It makes sense."

I stared at the doctor dumbfounded, and had to wonder, is this doctor a real doctor?Won't heal me to death!

Facts have proved that although this doctor is a little unreliable, it is still possible to take a fish bone. The fish bone stuck in the flesh of my throat was taken out, and I can eat yellow spicy diced meat again.

After the doctor left, Huang Xiaoye asked, "What the hell were you laughing at just now? Can you make fun of a fish bone?"

Of course I couldn't answer him, for fear of hurting the single dog's feelings, so I said, "Because it's itchy to poke, it's a bit comfortable."

Huang Xiaoye looked at me with a complicated expression, as if I had said something very philosophical.

After a while, he cleared the table and said, "This is the first time I've heard someone say that it's comfortable to poke your throat."

It's certainly uncomfortable for this idiot to poke his throat, but if it's someone he likes...

Seeing that I was about to laugh again, I immediately pursed my lips, and told myself coldly in my heart: Brother Bird, your head will be filled with yellow waste, if you continue like this, you will not be a pure and fresh little sun, but a Only Xuanfeng! (Note)

In the evening, the children come to do their homework as usual.

Yue Sheng is not here, I am the male master of this family.Although I don't like children very much, I am their teacher bird after all, so I put on Yue Sheng's apron, intending to imitate Yue Sheng's appearance and make a supper for the children.

I finished eating the ugly tangerines last time, but then someone sent some home. I peeled five of them and was about to throw them into the pot. Huang Xiaoye rushed over to be a teacher—is this idiom used in this way?

He said: "The tangerines can't be put in so early. The glutinous rice should be almost cooked before throwing in the tangerines, otherwise they will be boiled."

I had to put the ugly orange aside.

Boiling glutinous rice is a job that requires patience. I stayed in the kitchen and felt bored, so I ate ugly oranges.

When it was time to get the ugly tangerines, I ate only one of the ugly tangerines in the basket.

I:"……"

Shanxue is just a little parrot, Shanxue doesn't know anything.

"Why are there no tangerines?" The shofar braid took a long time to dig out in the bowl, "It's strange, I can smell the smell of tangerines."

Chubby Ball scooped up a piece of flesh as small as a fingernail, "I have it here."

"Why are there so few today?" Hei Wa said, "Mr. Yue always puts a lot of oranges in every cooking."

I sat at the table with a smile, and there was no pulp in the bowl in front of me.

I also plan to put a lot of tangerines like your teacher Yue.Unfortunately, I ate them all.

Wanzi looked at me, her eyes were clear and penetrating, as if she had seen through me in an instant.

"Brother, have you eaten all the ugly oranges?"

Obviously there was nothing in my mouth, but I still choked when so many eyes shot over me.

I am ashamed.

"Brother, how can you eat so well?"

"Brother, aren't you afraid of diarrhea?"

"Brother, I also want to eat ugly oranges."

The children talked in a hurry, which made me bow my head.

But I suddenly thought, how old are you each?Why do you call me brother?

This name came from the little thing in the village chief's house.

On the day I went to register at the village chief’s house, I told him that I was Yue Sheng’s younger brother.I thought they would look at Yue Sheng's face and respectfully call me Teacher Shanxue.If you don't want to be called Teacher, you can also call him Brother Shanxue.

Unexpectedly, this group of poor children actually called me younger brother directly!

What brother, stinky brother!

The head of the ball hit the nail on the head again, "You stinky brother!"

I:"……"

Now, I was surrounded, and they circled me, shouting "smelly brother" in unison.

I blushed, this is simply a public execution!

But I was in a good state of mind and knew how to regulate myself. I immediately thought that they were like the seven dwarfs, and I was the handsome male princess. This was not a public execution, but the dwarves were dancing around the male princess.

The "dance" was over, and the yard became quiet. I lingered at the door of Yue Sheng's room for a long time, trying to slip in and sleep on his bed.

But today I almost turned into a black phoenix, and it was not suitable to sleep in his bed, so I had to go back to my nest in despair.

I was dreaming again, dreaming that I was on a black stage, and the lights were shining from all directions, illuminating me like a real sun.

I'm glowing, I hear the cheers of the tide, but I see nothing but lights, and they're blindingly white, and I can't see anything.

Amid thousands of cheers, I heard a person's voice clearly.

It was a male voice, unfamiliar yet familiar, he said: "Ning Ye, Ning Ye." I turned to the direction of the voice, but the next moment, his voice came from my side, saying: "Ning Ye."

I turned again and again, but I still couldn't catch up with him.

"Who are you?" I breathed heavily and shouted, "What Ning Yi?"

His voice disappeared, the darkness pushed back the light, and together with the cheers, I was completely drowned out.

In the morning, because of a strange dream, I yawned listlessly.

"You..." Huang Xiaoye wandered outside my yard again, "Are you going to be a scarecrow again?"

He seems to want to persuade me, but am I a person who can listen to advice?

I was a scarecrow, but I was chasing my love.

Until three or four o'clock in the afternoon, I changed several positions in the vegetable garden. For a while, the golden rooster stood alone, and for a while, I frightened away the birds that stole food. I was about to be lazy when I heard someone say in a rough voice : "Hey, Teacher Yue is back? What is this?"

Immediately I was full of energy, raised my chest and raised my head, in the pose of a scarecrow, showing the temperament of the terracotta warriors and horses.

The vegetable garden is some distance away from home, Yue Sheng should go home first, and then come out to look for me when he finds out that I am not at home.

When he sees how hard I work to keep his garden, he will reward me with his cucumbers.

I have already picked them in advance, and there are three cucumbers that grow very well, green and oily, one for cold salad, one for frying, and the remaining one for eating.

Sure enough, he is here!

"Brother Sheng!" I waved happily, "Brother Sheng, I'm here!"

Hearing my voice, the chickens became excited again. They were always thinking about my long and white legs and wanted to come and take a few bites.

But I don't like to let them peck, I want to let Yue Sheng peck when Yue Sheng lifts my leg in the future.

Take as many pecks as you want.

Yue Sheng walked to the edge of the vegetable garden, stretched out his hand to me, "Come up."

His voice was cold and indifferent, and there was no expression on his face, but his brows were frowning, and he seemed a little helpless.

I still remember Huang Xiaoye's surprise when he saw me being a scarecrow yesterday.Compared with Teacher Yue, Teacher Huang is really ignorant.

Cool is my brother Sheng cool.

I took Yue Sheng's hand, and before I could use any force, I was pulled out of the vegetable garden by him.

Blame my imagination for being too rich, I think what he pulled was not a person, but a white and tender radish.

"Brother Sheng, you're back! Are you tired? How many mushrooms did you pick?" I followed him back, caring for him while not forgetting to show off, "I was just a scarecrow, and if a bird came to steal food, I would Driven away by me."

He turned his head and glanced at me, "Have you been standing in the vegetable garden all day?"

I stretched out two fingers, "How about one day, of course it is two days."

Yue Sheng didn't know what he was thinking, his eyes stayed on my face for a long time before moving away, "Go back and cover your face with an ice towel for a while."

oh!He didn't tell me that I didn't notice, my face was a little hot from the sun.

Now that it’s just spring, the sun doesn’t shine very much on people. I even brought an umbrella, but I still can’t stand being exposed to the sun for a long time.

Is Yue Sheng hurting me?

I couldn't be happier then.

People are refreshed on happy occasions, and birds are elated on happy occasions. I hurriedly said, "Brother Sheng, won't you reward me?"

Yue Sheng stopped, "What reward?"

Me: "Eat your cucumber!"

Yue Sheng showed the expression when I put my head on his hand again.

"Cucumbers from the garden." I said, "I want three!"

He didn't agree to me immediately, just said: "Go back and cool your face first."

I pouted secretly and trotted behind him.

In the yard are freshly picked mountain products, all kinds of mushrooms and bamboo shoots, and to my surprise, there is actually a basket of loach!

"For me?" I asked excitedly.

Loach in spring is fat and fresh, and it tastes best when it is stewed with spicy peppers.

Yue Sheng nodded, "Yes."

God, he spoils me so much!

I helped to pack the things Yue Sheng brought back, and suddenly saw a dirty backpack.

I observed it for a long time, and I was sure it wasn't Yue Sheng's stuff.

"Brother Sheng." I looked up and asked with some disgust, "What kind of junk did you pick up from the mountain?"