You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

360 smashed the luxurious presidential suite on the top floor of the hotel.

It wasn't such a big deal in the first place, he was a rich man after all.

When the hotel manager came, 360 flew the unlimited credit card into the manager's arms very coolly.

360: Swipe, just swipe, I will lose if I max it out.

The hotel manager bowed his head and fiddled for a long time before handing back the card, "Sorry sir, your credit card balance is insufficient."

360 seems to have heard a big joke: "What?"

"Your credit card balance is insufficient." The hotel manager looked at him and repeated it expressionlessly.

Oh.

His unlimited credit card.

Insufficient balance.

Well, pick the earwax again, he heard correctly.

360 exploded: ... isn't this kidding me?This is an unlimited credit card!

What does unlimited mean?The balance is insufficient unless he empties the treasury!

360 grabbed the legendary unlimited credit card and looked carefully at the sun.

The credit card tilted its head, and said cutely: "Uh, I'm dead."

With the nature of doing things in the underworld, this thing may really be a prop...

360 was disheartened: "How much should I pay?"

"900."

360 felt that he should really dig out his earwax.

After flicking off a large piece of earwax dug out from the nail, 360 carefully asked, "Nine hundred... yuan?"

The hotel manager continued to look at him blankly.

To be honest, let alone nine hundred, he doesn't even have nine dollars with him now.

360’s loveless expression finally touched the manager, and the manager explained to him mercifully, “Sir, the railing that was snapped off by you on the balcony is the treasure of our store—the famous Italian craftsman Charles. , Ovsky Standing, the last handicraft made by Rostin during his lifetime, worth 500 million."

360: ...Since it is the treasure of the town store, why don't you give it up?With so much pigeon droppings on it, who the hell knew it was the treasure of the store?

The railing worth 500 million yuan is now lying naked on the ground, with a few puddles of dried pigeon excrement on the beautiful carcass, which has a very post-modern artistic sense.

360 touched his chin: It seems that these pigeons have a bad stomach.

"And the smashed mirror is the second-to-last handicraft made by the famous Italian craftsman Charles, Ovsky, and Rothin during his lifetime, worth 300 million."

That's right, after being flung into the room handsomely by 360, the railing that was expensive and expensive smashed all the things in the room to pieces, including this hanging wall unfortunately. Mirror on the wall.

360 quietly looked at the mirror on the ground that had been dismembered into several pieces: "... so expensive, is this a magic mirror?"

manager:"……"

But why are the three of them again, 360 sighed: "Why did the three of them die at the same time by such a coincidence?"

The corner of the manager's mouth twitched: "This is Mr. One."

"Also, with the smashed chandeliers, bedside tables, TV sets, sofas, etc., it's a total of 900 million sirs."

360 expressed a lot of emotion for its amazing spending power.

He really missed the days when he was a rich man.

At that time, life was very simple, the sky was so blue, but he was still so innocent, flawless and beautiful.

But what else can I do now, I can only owe it first.

Seemingly seeing through 360's thinking, the hotel manager said, "Sorry sir, this store does not accept credit."

After staring at each other silently for more than ten minutes with the hotel manager, 360 remembered the naked man next door I saw this morning, and happily dragged the manager to borrow money.

The man next door had obviously just showered. When he opened the door, there was still a towel around his neck, his bangs were a little messy, and the water from the tips of his black hair dripped down his smooth chin drop by drop.

Sliding over the sexy Adam's apple, along the muscular chest, the water drops hissed across the abdominal muscles one by one, like a small silver snake, got into the bath towel around the man's lower body.

The hotel manager's expressionless face finally broke, and a shy blush gradually climbed up his neck.

After hearing the ins and outs of the matter, Gu Xichen: "..."

He wondered if he had heard it wrong.

How can the unlimited credit card have insufficient balance?Could it be another excuse for wanting to get close to him?The man sneered in his heart.

360 blinked and looked at him expectantly.

"How much do you want to borrow?" Gu Xichen raised his eyebrows.

360 stretched out five fingers.

"5000?"

"Seven seven eight eight is barely satisfactory, that's the number," 360 nodded with satisfaction.

The hotel manager lowered his head and said shyly, "Nine, nine million is enough, sir~"

360: "..." Bullshit teammates, all the fuck.

Gu Xichen swiped and wrote a check, "Take it."

The hotel manager shyly accepted the check, as if Gu Xichen handed him not a cold check, but an overnight fee from a man.

After the manager got the check, he carefully confirmed it before leaving with satisfaction.

So now it's just the two of them left.

Gu Xichen supported the door frame with one hand, leaned against the door, half-closed his eyes and looked at the young man, his chin raised a small arc slightly.

There is a light pink tear mole in the corner of the man's eye, so light that it can't be seen unless you look carefully.

However, as long as the right angle is found, this inconspicuous tear mole can add a coquettish atmosphere to his seemingly dangerous facial features, and outline a seductive arc together with the fan-like eyelash shadows falling on the eyelids.

From the young man's current perspective, what he saw should be the most deceptive side of him.

After waiting for a long time without getting a response, Gu Xichen glanced sideways, and saw a small drop of crystal liquid hanging from the corner of the boy's eye.

Did you cry?Gu Xichen's expression was a little weird.

Tsk, I didn't expect to be so tempted.

360 said with tears in his eyes, "Why! Why are the words on your check so ugly!"

Gu Xichen: "..."

"Mom, I'm so ugly, I'm about to cry." As he said, 360 angrily wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Gu Xichen: "..." Do you feel grateful?

After a while, Gu Xichen sneered, "Which one is this today?"

360 unceremoniously passed through Gu Xichen and entered his room, and sat down on the man's luxurious version of the leather super soft sofa.

Once upon a time, he too was a man with a sofa.

Touching the sand and falling in love, 360 couldn't help but let out a sigh of vicissitudes, "The world is unpredictable."

Gu Xichen would like to see what other tricks this person has. Since he borrowed money, he will definitely stay by his side in the name of repaying the money.

It's quite interesting to keep it for fun, thinking about it while rubbing his chin, Gu Xichen took advantage of the situation and sat next to 360, "Can you cook?"

360 turned on the TV, and while pressing the remote control to adjust the channel, he said casually, "No."

Gu Xichen choked for a moment, "Will the cleaning meeting be?"

"Nope."

360's answers are more straightforward and straightforward.

Gu Xichen couldn't react a bit, shouldn't the boy try to find a way to stay now?

360 suddenly turned his head around and looked at the man stupidly, "Why do you ask these things?"

Gu Xichen: "..." Don't you have the consciousness to owe money?

Laughing out of anger, Gu Xichen straddled his long legs and crossed his legs, "Then how are you going to pay me back?"

360 I don't understand: "I borrowed money based on my ability, why should I pay it back?"

Gu Xichen: "..."

In just one hour, 360 changed from a rich and handsome man with countless net worth to a pauper with 900 million debts.

He is bearing debts and burdens that he shouldn't have at his age, so it's fine if you don't comfort him, and you still ask him for money?

Forget it, it's good that he doesn't want it anymore, so let's go back to the underworld.

360 got up and patted his butt, "Borrow me a toilet, old friend."

After 360 finished speaking, he rushed into the toilet with a puff of smoke. After locking the door, he turned around and quickly felt for any switches on his body.

After stripping off in one breath, 360 touched and said with emotion: Ah, my young body and skin are really awesome.

I searched everywhere, but couldn't find any switch that would let him go back.

Now, then, there is only one place left.

360 raised a little finger with a serious face, went around behind him, and tentatively poked his little daisy.

Little Daisy trembled in the air.

The 360 ​​poked it, but there was no response.

Then try harder this time.

Hmm... poke again...

poke again...

And... Spicy chicken, how the hell am I going back!

360 Desperate.

He found out that he had been cheated!

After touching for a long time, apart from knowing that my body is very beautiful and the daisy is very tight, I found nothing else at all!

It's really unreliable for the underworld to do things now!

360 sat down on the toilet, comforting himself.

Forget it, Tong is floating in the rivers and lakes, how can he not be knifed.

360 sighed.

But it's all here, why don't you get a big size.

360 mustered all his strength, his face turned red, but he couldn't even blow a fart.

Probably due to acclimatization, 360 found himself constipated.

360: ...is no longer alive.

It was the first time to shit in my life, and I suffered such twists and turns and heartache.

360 Sheng put on his clothes without love, and came out weakly.

Gu Xichen doubted, "Going to the toilet for so long?"

360 had a deep expression on his face, "My shit is harder to poop."

Gu Xichen: "..."

360 slumped on the chair: "I'm very tired."

Ah, why is his after-sales service so difficult?

The author has something to say: the special time for 360 is finally here!

Babies have been waiting for a long time to kiss you!

Well... kiss anywhere... (shame)