The world of geniuses, mortals I don't understand

When you are studying, you will always meet one or two geniuses, right?It's the kind of time when you scratch your head and scratch your skin but still don't understand why, the genius somehow doesn't understand why you don't understand.

I had the misfortune to meet a genius...ah, no, two.

It is not unfortunate to meet the first genius, or I should say I was quite happy at the beginning. For example, when I was tortured by the tsundere mathematician, my genius who grew up together Good friends will patiently help me, and let me break through myself under great pressure in the year of the college entrance examination, and I was stunned to rely on the betting questions of my genius friends to directly pass the exam!

Huh, heavy copy? !

My mother said that all the virtues accumulated by everyone in the family in previous lives were wasted here.

Um?waste? ? ? ?

Forget it, don’t care, I’m still very happy that shit got into a good university, so I dragged my genius friend Pidianpidian to report on the first day of school. I naively thought that I could still be able to go to university Spend it without any danger under the escort of your friends.

It wasn't until my genius friend met another super peerless genius that I realized how stupid I was for having that idea, so that now my world is experiencing weird and terrible devastation all the time.

For example, once when everyone was sitting around talking about how the professional teachers were too strict and the final exam would be a dead end, this cold and quiet genius young master interrupted abruptly: "You can take bus 26."

Uh-huh? ! Road 26?Sir, do you have something to do and want to leave?

Just when everyone didn’t understand and there was some silence, I saw my friend who grew up with me smile happily and said, “Zi Chuan, they are joking when they say they want to bribe the teacher, you don’t have to take it seriously.”

Hmm, bribery?Why do you want to bribe the teacher?Does this have anything to do with the big genius leaving?

The peerless genius has already lowered his head and continued to eat, but others, including me, are still at a loss.

My friend smiled and explained: "Didn't you just say that you were worried about the exam and wanted to bribe the teacher in advance? He thought what you said was true, so he told you how to buy bribes. After 26 stops on the 3th Road, there is a home there." The bakery at seabread' is pretty good, and Zi Chuan and I usually go there to buy things."

So that is to say, we say that the teacher is strict → afraid of failing the class → bribes in advance when joking → everyone knows that the teacher likes to eat cakes → the big genius provided the address of the delicious cake shop, is the story line like this?

In other words, our idea of ​​trying to bribe the teacher was concretized by the great genius?Right?

Well, it seems that the big genius is a nice person... What a ghost! !

How many steps have you jumped in this speech? Hey! ! !

Also, my good friend, how can you understand what he is talking about when your brain circuit is always normal?

No, no, I don’t know when you went shopping with him! ! ! ! !

I feel that my status is being strongly threatened, whoever tells me this is my illusion! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

But if it's just like this, there is a common language between geniuses and geniuses that can understand each other. I have been with him for quite a long time. Thinking about it this way...it seems quite fun, look at those idiots who covet the beauty and IQ of the great genius, how about it, the great genius is close to us two brothers, hahahaha Haha, why is this full of pride swollen? I'm so happy, hahaha...

Ha... hey...

Those are the scenery in front of the people, but the heartache in the back T﹏T

For example, after I got to college, the dead ghost of mathematics still haunted me. In order not to fail the subject, I happily ran to my genius friend and life-saving teammate for help. As a result——

"Jin Yu is not here."

Oh, I'm not here, then wait, I have plenty of time... No, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, why are you here and entertain me as a master of course? I am his good, pot, and friend for many years. ah! !

"Is something wrong?"

Great genius, please don't raise your eyebrows. Your beauty is too lethal. Your temperament is too cold. I'm just a mortal and I can't handle it...

"Ask him to help me make up my lessons." Yes, I'm just cowardly, it's not a big deal anyway, just say it!

"Do you need me to help you?"

"Oh, okay..." I responded casually, and when the true meaning of the words of the great genius entered my brain, hooked it back after information processing, and then fed back, I had already sent out a message like being frivolous by a disciple. A woman from a good family screamed, "You help me with my lessons?!!!!!!"

Da Tian stepped back a little, and said solemnly: "Well, I will help you." After a pause, Da Tian added, "Jin Yu has been too busy these two days."

It seems to be oh, my friend is capable of writing and martial arts, and he is quick to do things. He is a god-man who is proficient in all kinds of martial arts. He is almost omnipotent. I have thought about it many times. If it weren’t for the people around him who often ask him for help Let him deal with all kinds of mundane things to slow down his steps, I guess he would have gone to heaven a long time ago... Ahem, I was saving my life, not a mundane matter.

But~ according to my good friend, he is actually just an ordinary person, and the one who really went to heaven is the big genius in front of him... 哧—very good, I am not drooling, my eyes are just shining.

"Okay, okay, then I will trouble you, Mr. Genius~"

Looking back on it afterwards, how naive I was to think that I could follow the mind of a genius...

"The answer is 1/4."

? ? ? ? ?

"C here, not A."

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

"The initial example of this question is Example 105 on page 3 of the textbook. You can just look at that question and solve it."

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Big genius, can't you see the little question mark?Or is the villain's head too small to catch your eye?

"Okay, do you understand everything?" Finally, Da Tiancai concluded with this sentence solemnly.

"..." What should I do, if I say I don't understand, will it appear that I am invincible in the universe and super stupid?

"In the future, if you have questions to ask me, Jin Yu is very tired."

I feel that I am quite tired after completing this efficient and funny class.

"If it's okay, go back. When Jin Yu comes back, I'll let him have a good rest."

Oh, okay, then I will trouble you, Mr. Genius.

When I returned to the dormitory with the untouched materials and saw other people still fighting on the front line of probability theory, I suddenly remembered that my great career of supplementary lessons had not yet been moved.

Your sister ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh''hhhhhhhhhhh,and.I tell you, that I would rather die than surrender! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I took advantage of the loopholes and asked my friends for help~

"My friend, please come and help me, this miserable bamboo horse~" I approached my good friend with a charming smile.

"Shua", a figure stood between us.

"I'll help you." The great genius is very powerful, with a dignified posture, sacred and inviolable.

No - I don't want your help!I want my buddies! !

However, my friend who has always had a good heart with me dropped the sensor at this time, and said with a smile: "Then I will trouble Zi Chuan."

And me!My friend, haven't you seen my dying eyes? ! !

Don't be afraid, let's come to the second round:

"Hey, hello, how do you do this question?" I sneaked into my friend's dormitory in the middle of the night and asked persistently.

When my friend took my pen and was about to give me a good lecture——

"Jin Yu, are you asleep?"

Big, heavenly, talented, big, human, you, know, Tao, present, present, yes, few, point, what, male, male, give, receive, not, dear, of, way, reason, difficulty, way, You, no, understand, do you! ! ! !

But my friend, you wouldn't choose this guy you haven't known for half a year over me, would you?After all, we have known each other for many years. Before you left home, you promised my mother would take good care of me, right?

"Great, Zichuan, come here, I don't really understand this question, please help us make up the lesson together."

I:"……"

I, no, angry, discouraged!make persistent efforts!

"My dear friends, close friends, relatives and friends! Help me make up lessons!" Straightforward, straight to the point, straight to the point!I don't believe it anymore, my friends will leave me alone!

However, when I saw his slightly drooping eyebrows, I knew something was wrong...

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have to help the student union with the party this week, and I don't have much time. How about I ask Zichuan to help you?"

"Okay!" Da Tian immediately responded.

I... I... I...

I lost wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Speaking of it, it is also a coincidence that this guy who writes and reads as a great genius knows my friend and is so familiar with him.

By the way, it was a sunny day and the sun was shining brightly. I took my talented friend to watch the battle of hundreds of regiments. I ran from one booth to another with great interest, watching the show and taking gifts. At that time, we heard such a conversation:

Girl: Wow, so handsome!

Boy: This guy is pretty funny.

handsome?funny?There is fun to watch!

Relying on my years of experience, I led my friends through the crowd, accurately positioned themselves, and firmly occupied the best position to watch the excitement.

Next, the melon seed soda, sunglasses, and the three major equipments for watching the excitement are complete, so you can watch the movie well.

This is the booth of the "Go Club".Oops, no wonder I didn't realize it just now, this kind of club that is so boring to sleep has no attractive performances, and the flyer is just a chess record, who would be bored?It's just that the club's own people play chess with their own people in this scorching summer, pretending to be popular.

But now there's a guy standing in the tent who shouldn't belong to the club, and the evidence is that the two chess players glared at him.

Eye boy: "Watching chess without talking is a real gentleman, how can you speak casually?"

The girl in the pink skirt: "I haven't even played half of the game yet. How can you say that I will lose? Return half a piece? Usually I beat him by at least three pieces!"

Eye Boy seemed a little displeased with what the pink skirt girl said, but now that the enemy is right in front of him, it is better to solve the external troubles first, and then resolve the internal conflicts, saying: "No matter what, you should not tell the chess players when the chess game is in progress. How to play chess!"

Looking at the scene full of sparks in front of me, I sighed: "These people are still a little tender despite their age."

That's right, it's too tender, too tender.Think about my young master, I have often experienced this kind of scene since I was five years old.

Kindergarten, I was playing jigsaw puzzles, and when I was having fun putting together one piece and another, a fat little hand stretched out and put the puzzle piece I just put down in the opposite direction, and heard a grandma A childish voice said to me: "This piece should be placed here."

I looked here, then there, hesitated, picked up a new piece, and when I was about to put it on the left—

"Put it here." Xiaopang stretched out his hand again, and grabbed my hand and put it on the right side.

When I picked up another piece and wanted to put it on the right, Xiaopang stretched out his hand again and grabbed me and put it on top.

Then we grabbed one by one, and when the teacher came to call us, we had completed a 100-piece jigsaw puzzle and were ready to dismantle it and play again.

In primary school, I started playing chess, and after a few steps, a crisp voice said, "You lost."

"..."

In middle school, I played Go, which was even worse. I always lost, and every time I lost, it was exactly as predicted, which made me never play these games again.

However, my friend seems to have persisted in Go. According to him, there are many changes in this game, and it can be played for a long time?It's nonsense, obviously I lose every game in 5 minutes and I lose like pants!

It was probably because those mortals with fishy lips were still chattering too loudly, my brain twitched, and I took the opportunity to encourage my friend: "Hey, hey, hey, he really lost? Why don't you go and have a look?"

My friend seemed a little interested, so I went to watch it after hearing what I said, and after researching it, he asked a little hesitantly, "Is it a son-in-law? I think it should be a son-in-law and a half."

The girl in the pink skirt with bright eyes was already about to die down, but when she heard what her friend said, a new round of anger broke out.

"Hey, hey, why are you here to join in the fun? Go is so profound, you people..."

Seeing that my friend was really interested, I went up to help block those two stubborn ones.

Then I heard the person who just said "sister-in-law" explain to my friend: "Here."

My friend suddenly realized "Oh" and exclaimed: "You are really amazing."

Others: "..."

Hehe, mortals with fish lips, you don't know the world of geniuses, brother, I have already practiced the indestructible body of King Kong!hahahahahahahahahaha……

Ha, I'm a big-headed ghost!

Why did I have nothing to join in the fun!

Why do you have nothing to instigate!

Why don't you let the two of them know each other! ! ! !

I am a serious, responsible and kind-hearted friend, I love to look back at your old friend, I am about to be wiped out by the "remedial lessons" of the great genius! ! ! ! !

At the end of the semester, I stayed up all night for a month, and I couldn't get rid of the little goblin of mathematics. Until a week before the exam, my friend gave me a collection of betting questions. After layering the skin, I finally liberated it! ! !

"My friend, I knew you still love me! Come on, okay~" After leaving the examination room, I put my arms around my friend's neck, pouting for a sweet~

The friend avoided it with a smile, and said, "The title was bet by Zi Chuan, and I also relied on that book to pass the test."

∑(°口°) what?Great genius? ! ! ! !

Not far away, Da Tiancai came to us in a personable manner and asked, "Can we go?"

Walk?Where are you going?

My friend was still smiling and said, "I invite Zichuan to come to our house for a while during the winter vacation."

What? ! ! ! ! !

Doesn't that mean that even if it's a holiday, my friends still don't belong to me? ! ! ! ! !

I don't want ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! !

"Ah, by the way, Zi Chuan has already finished studying statistics for the next semester, and he also made a book of next year's exam questions when he was doing the book of probability theory. I will look it up when I prepare for the winter vacation. look?"

"Oh, let's go, let's go, this weather, it will be dark if it is later. My lord, have you told your family? That's fine, how long do you want to stay with us, or why don't you just celebrate the New Year together!"

Yes, I am that cowardly!

I will never go back to the horror days of being dominated by math! ! ! !

After returning home, whether it is my mother or my friend's father, they are very rare to the rare species of the great genius. Not only do they take care of him frequently during meals, but they also treat him very well when there is nothing to do.

Carrying a freshly baked mousse cake, my mother took me to my friend's house to drop by, in the name of connecting with each other, but in fact——

"Hey Zichuan, come on, come on, I heard from my bastard that you helped him make up for the exam before? Come on, come on, Auntie has nothing to offer, so I baked a cake, try it if you like it. "

I:"……"

Mother, I remember that I was complaining to you about the great genius who took away my friends so that I listened to the so-called make-up lessons every day, right?

The big genius walked to the sofa with his own BGM, sat down, looked at the beautiful mounted cake, and said, "It's better to eat yam."

? ? ? ? ?The big genius skipped steps again? ?

However, no matter how you skip the steps, you are definitely dead this time, because my mother is super, super, hate, hate, eat, mountain, medicine, hahahahahahahaha——

"Xiaoyu, Zichuan, what does this mean?"

Look, my mother doesn't even use the modal particle "?", how angry this is, hahahahahahahaha——

"Zi Chuan said that eating cakes often will cause high blood sugar, so he usually eats some yams, so you can try it if you contact Auntie."

"Oh, Zi Chuan, you are really good~ well, auntie knows, I will eat yam in the future, don't worry~"

I:"……"

Mom—you can’t just ignore your image just because you’re a genius and good-looking! Hurry up and take back that rippling smile of yours! I don’t want to be hacked to death by my dad! ! ! ! ! !

"What's wrong with you? You look so bad, are you uncomfortable?"

Woooooo, my friend really cares about me and is always so caring~ Humph, my lord genius, let me tell you, even if you snatch my friend away, our relationship for so many years will not be lost to you hehehe !

Good friend's father: "Unwell? Do you want to take medicine? Hey, Zichuan, you should go back to your room first, so you don't get infected. Why don't you cancel today's dinner, and we will meet again when you recover from the illness."

Σ(°△°|||)︴Uncle, don’t you always love me the most? ! ! !You cooked food for me when I was sick before, what happened today? ! ! !

This is not over, my mother looked at me with disgust, "Why are you so worthless, why are you sick? Why don't you go back first, and I'll leave after dinner."

……

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Enough, I know I'm the outsider!You just leave me alone and have a happy meal together! !I'm not envious at all, no, envy, envy! ! ! ! !

In the end, I stayed for dinner that day.

Hmph, uncle's craft is so good, how could I not eat it because of some boring things?Well thought out, I will never give a great genius the chance to take it all to himself!

After dinner, we heard that there was a performance nearby, and we young people were kicked out, saying that we should have fun and not stay at home during the holidays.

But those performances are nothing fun, they come and go, and the game stalls in the square are the same, they haven't changed every year, they are no longer new.

However, the great genius seems to be very strange. According to these days of observation, it seems... the great genius is in a state of confusion?

Wow, this is so hard and fun! !

"Master Genius, have you ever played hoop throwing?"

"Throwing rings?" The great genius looked at the adults and children holding a few simple small collars made of steel wire tape in their hands and throwing them at various prizes placed on the ground two meters ahead, and said uncertainly, "No?"

? ? ?Yes, yes, no, no, why are you asking me?

The exclusive translator for big genius adults, my genius friend is online.

"Zichuan, this is not discus or ice hockey and other complicated sports, it's just a small game."

Tsk tsk tsk, a great genius is a great genius, I just asked a small game that everyone had seen and played when he was a child, but he actually thought of such a serious sports, his brain is really spinning too fast.

"Hey, the three of us were ordered to come out to play today, so don't use your brains, and speak with your strength. Come, come, five circles per person, and see who wins the most."

In fact, this kind of game seems to have a high possibility of winning prizes, but it is only a little bit short each time, but that is the merchant's routine, otherwise it is so easy, the merchant has already lost money, and the It’s just that the adults have nothing to do to coax the children to play, and no one takes it seriously.I wouldn't play it if I didn't seem to be interested in seeing the big genius.

Hey, so I'm using games to coax you, Mr. Genius?Wow, it's so exciting to think about it!

As a result, I won three small prizes in the front row for five laps, my genius friend won two, and the big genius... except for the first one that failed, the last four all won, and they were all in the back big prize...

Merchant: "..."

Passerby: "..."

I:"……"

Only my friends applauded and praised, "Zi Chuan, you are amazing!"

Really cool, how did this happen?

The great genius said: "It's easy to calculate the distance, angle and wind direction, and keep your hands steady."

"...Didn't the great genius say that you are not allowed to play with your brain!!!"

It's just playing a game, and you're calculating the distance, angle, and wind direction, you're a genius, how can you let us mortals survive like this! ! !

No, I can't give in, I don't believe it anymore, a great genius will never make mistakes! !

Changing booths, shooting, six shots per person, after "crack clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap" I hit all [-] shots but only three prizes fell down my genius friend shot Three of the four shots also fell, and the big genius... shot five shots, and five fell.

... Come again!

Dart balloons, ten darts per person, I hit all ten darts, my friend hit nine darts, my lord genius... hit thirteen darts.

Yes, it was thirteen, and he didn't know how he did the last three darts. After throwing it, he missed it with one dart and exploded two balls, so it was three more balls than the highest record.

……

Lao, son, no, do it! ! ! ! !

why why why! ! ! ! !It's fine if you can't study better than you, why should I be crushed by you again in my territory! !

"How about, let's go eat sugar water? Didn't you always talk about that night snack shop when you were in school?" Your friend suggested gently.

Yes, I want to turn grief and indignation into appetite, and eat all the unpleasant things! ! ! ! !No brain is as important as the stomach! ! ! !

When I arrived at the nightclub, I ordered my beloved coconut milk sago, and I ordered a few more snacks, and I went to eat happily~

Slightly.

Opposite, "Pa", I just realized that my friend accidentally dropped the chopsticks, and saw that the big genius had already handed over new chopsticks.

Oh, it's okay, I will continue to eat happily~

嘞。

On the opposite side, as soon as Master Datian raised his hand, my friend handed him the soy sauce on hand, and said: "This soy sauce is too salty, don't pour too much."

Master Datian nodded, and then said, "Do you want some sugar water?"

My friend answered him with a smile: "No, I'm not thirsty."

What's going on, why do I feel so flashy and want to wear sunglasses?Isn't sunglasses a pretentious prop?Now it’s dark and I’ll fall if I wear sunglasses, but I still really want to wear them! ! !

Forget it, out of sight is out of sight, I eat and eat.

After eating, the blood sugar is replenished. It is said that when the brain is fully nourished, it will feel comfortable and then relax.

To put it simply, I was sleepy, and then somehow fell asleep?

Fell asleep? ? ?

caught? ? ?

up? ? ? ?

I remember I didn't drink alcohol?

It can't be the boring reason of wanting to sleep after eating, right?Ha ha ha ha……

Ha... Hey, I guess it really is, so I never eat supper outside!

When I was half awake and half asleep, I felt that someone was carrying me.This touch... Well, it's not my friend for many years. After all, I have been memorized several times, and I still have memories~

"He's a good man." I remember the voice, it was from the great genius, it turned out that he carried me~ Well, make up for it, I don't care about you beating me tonight~

"Did you see it?" Ouch, who else has this gentle voice besides my genius friend that day!

"He didn't notice that you released the water." Release the water?what's going on?

"He's just so silly and cute."

Oh, it’s definitely not about me, because I’m not stupid at all~ Bajibaji, the sugar water tonight is so delicious~

The new semester started, and I went back to school with my genius friend. As soon as I arrived at the school gate, I saw the eye-catching Mr. Genius.

"Are you tired?" Da Tiantian helped my friend with the luggage.

I looked at the big backpack behind the suitcase in my left hand and the handbag in my right hand. I didn't understand why the great genius turned a blind eye to my suffering, but rescued a friend who only had one suitcase.

But it doesn't matter, I've always been self-reliant, my father doesn't take care of my mother, I'm used to it, I'm thick-skinned, I can do it by myself, didn't you see that I refused the help of my friends, it seems that I am so self-improving!

When I came to the dormitory tired enough to vomit blood and fell directly on the dusty bedboard before tidying up, I had only one thought: there is no good life for being brave! ! !

"Would you like to have dinner together?" My friend poked his head in and asked, behind him was a great genius who followed everywhere.

I struggled, got up, and replied with difficulty: "I want..." It turned out that I was hungry, so I went to eat.

But I regretted it later.

Since the nightclub, my friends and Mr. Da Tiancai seem to have turned on some strange switches. There are all kinds of strange and tacit understandings inexplicably.If I hadn't been determined, I would have felt ashamed and evaded myself a long time ago! !What's going on! !Who can tell me why a genius and a great genius can cultivate such a tacit understanding that ordinary people don't understand at all!

However, the whole world thinks I am so happy! ! !

"Hey, I heard that, with your level, you actually got an A in high math last year? It's too much!"

This is simply because I don't know how hard I was when I was "coached" by the great genius!If you try it instead, you will definitely be smashed to pieces! ! !

"Is it the help of Master Tiantian and Jin Yu?"

"Hey, if only I had genius friends too."

Hmm... um... well, I'll just smile generously~ Although it's a little bit bitter, it's still very refreshing hahahahaha!That's right!I am the only one among many mortals who has the ability to dream and be friends with geniuses and great geniuses!That person is me, I am that person, wahahahahaha——

"Hey, I heard that you still have notes for high math this semester? Let me have a look."

"Yes, yes, please lend us."

borrow?Hey, please please me, hahahahahaha.

"Hey, fortunately there is you, otherwise we would not have the chance to read the notes of the great genius. How should I put it, I always feel that the great genius is... a bit difficult to deal with?"

"I understand! He speaks very little every day, and what he says is very strange, making us look like fools when we talk to him."

"I can't help it. He is a great genius. I heard from my brother last time that he seems to be already taking a doctoral course."

"Then why is he still studying here as an undergraduate?"

"Who knows, maybe it was the whim of the great genius?"

"Hahaha, that's right. How can the thoughts of the great genius be understood by me and other mortals? Hahahaha."

"I just don't know how Jin Yu knows what the great genius wants to say. Every time I watch the conversation between the two, I find it quite funny."

"That's right, that's right, I also think it's weird. Those two people, when they come and go, it feels like a chicken and a duck are talking and talking to each other haha."

"...Give me back the note."

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

I stood up, snatched back the note with a cold face, and said, "I said, pen, note, no, borrow it!"

The group of MD guys are really cool!So what about geniuses!There are so many mortals in this world, do they know how difficult it is for geniuses to blend in?My talented friend that day was often run over by short-sighted guys like you when I was young!It's all your fault that you will suffer!

And what happened to the big genius?Isn't he just thinking too fast and talking too easily?He can carry home a person like me who wants to go to sleep after supper, and his heart is so much wider than yours!Do you still have the face to say such things here?Still want to borrow notes?Tell you, free, talk!

╯^╰Master, I will tell you today!Dare to speak ill of my friend, I can't kill you, and don't expect me to make you feel better!

Holding my head proudly, I grabbed the strap of my schoolbag and prepared to go back to the dormitory. I saw my friend and Mr. Datian at the door in a blink of an eye.

……

That is to say, you two usually have such a dazzling halo, why are you silent today?Heard such nasty words.

All right, I will show kindness and accompany you to relieve boredom!

"Hey, my friend, Mr. Datian, let's go to the game city today?"

The two exchanged eyebrows in front of me...ah, no, they looked at each other, and then my friend smiled and said to me, "Okay."

So, we went to the game city.

Then, I was tortured to pieces by the great genius.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. !

Since the game city, Master Dageng seems to be...better to me than before?

why?

Ah, is it? ! ! ! ! !

Great genius!Please choose those who are worthy of abuse, please! ! ! !Don't bully me, a mortal! !

No, I seem to have said something stupid again... Ouch, never mind!Anyway, Mr. Tiantian, please tell me clearly whether there is a conspiracy for being so nice to me all of a sudden! ! !

And it is probably because I have been with a mortal like me for too long, the great genius now tries not to skip steps when speaking, even if he does, he only skips one or two steps, I can understand if he said a little more.Tsk tsk, it seems that the great genius is still very considerate~

Wait, why does the great genius occasionally look at me with pity when he talks to my genius friend?Am I right? I'm not smart but I'm not blind yet!

But... poof!Hahahahahaha, look at the expressions of other people, oh my god, they are all green and envious eyes, hahahahahaha As one of the focus points of many hostile eyes, why am I so happy?All right, all right, for the sake of being so interesting, Mr. Tian Tian, ​​you can abuse the food if you want, anyway, you can live happily for a week after a while, this is a good deal hahahahahaha.

Just when I was abused by a great genius and found happiness in the people around me, the pink bomb suddenly attacked.

Have I said it before, my good friend is decathlon capable that day, he is capable of writing and martial arts, is very good, and treats people with gentleness and kindness, even the people on the high stage like the great genius look at my friend differently, how can other mortals miss it Where is my friend with extraordinary qualifications?

So, today I was entrusted to deliver the love letter again, and when this girl gave the love letter, it happened that the big genius was on the side.

Master Genius: "..."

I purposely put on Deng Tuzi's signature smile, and said to the great genius: "Look, my friend is always in full bloom~ This is the fourth letter of this semester!"

Master Datian: "...this semester?"

"Yes, it was the most exaggerated in the third year of high school. The girls in the three grades took turns to send one letter almost a day."

Ouch, are you hungry, Da Tiantian?His eyes were dark and dark, as if he was about to eat people.

Then I will buy him a cake later. My friend said that when the big genius is in a bad mood, he will be happy if he buys a cake for him.

But Mr. Genius, why are you reading this pink book?This is not something to eat.

"Will you give the honor?"

"Ah? You mean this love letter? Give it, it's for him, of course I'm going to give it."

Hey hey hey big genius!Why are you looking at me like that?very scary!I'll buy you two cakes later, okay?This look is so creepy that I'm afraid!

I tremblingly ran from under the eyes of the great genius, and slipped to my genius friend, and while giving love letters, I routinely complained about the uncertainty of the great genius.

"You mean, Zi Chuan saw it?" My friend asked with a smile.

"That's right, it's not you who said to ask the big genius to help me with tutoring. When the girl came over, we happened to be resting."

"That means...does he know that someone sent me a love letter?"

"of course."

"Well, I see."

Wait, why do I think this dialogue is wrong?although