On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

After coming out, Hades looked at the endless land and fell silent. "Where are you going, brother?" Poseidon and Zeus were the two most excited. "Let's go back!" Too much trouble.Thinking of this, Hades turned and left, being dragged by Poseidon and Zeus. "Don't! Let's go find you brothers!" Zeus is still innocent! "...Okay." At the three-way road, Hades thought for a while and asked: "Where should I go now?" Zeus: "I will come, I will come, whoever points to the point will be who! This road !" Poseidon: "This is not the way, look!" As he spoke, Poseidon patted the ruins with his trident, and the three-way road immediately became a crossroads.Zeus: "You are stupid." Poseidon: "Look at me! Toss a coin." Zeus: "A coin has only two sides." Poseidon: "..." Hades pushed the two sides away. Goods, directly took out the double-pronged fork, put it on the ground as a turntable, the double-pronged fork pointed in one direction, Hades: "Go this way." "I'll take a step first, ah!" Zeus ran out like flying .Hades: "Poseidon, let's take a step back, 3, 2, 1." "My brother, why are you running faster than me?! Come again!" Zeus rushed out again. "3, 2, 1." As Hades counted, Zeus ran again and again. "Ha, ha, stop running, brother, your divine power has improved again." Finally Zeus sat down panting. "The earth is round." After Hades said this strange sentence, he went in the other direction where the cross-pronged fingers pointed.Zeus: So you didn't move at all! ?Poseidon: "Let's go, don't worry." Hades: "Learn from the Red Army's [-]-mile Long March." One night, a young man in military uniform talked to himself about the death of a man who was killed a few years ago. Family, this is Hyakuya Yuichiro. "Ah!" With a single word, Hyakuya Yuichiro ended the monster in front of him. "Brother You!" Zeus' voice came from behind. "Huh?" Yuichiro Hyakuya turned his head and saw Hades, Poseidon and Zeus. "You are still alive!" Hyakuya Yuichiro felt very happy!In school, Hyakuya Yuichiro was very depressed. He defeated the monster, but he was still locked up the next day.Because I came to school with Hyakuya Yuichiro, I had to sit in the last row, so Hades, Poseidon and Zeus didn't hear about other things, and ran out after class and went crazy. "Lockers? Do we need them?" Poseidon asked.Hades: "No need, look, your brother You." Poseidon and Zeus: "Brother You!" Finally got rid of the two mentally retarded ones, and now, there are only a large group of girls left. "Ah~ Your name is Hades! Let's play together!" "Here's the new one!" "Please make a contract with me, God of the Underworld." How annoying.Hades felt the sky was falling for the enthusiasm of a large group of girls.On the other side, Hyakuya Yuichiro, who Poseidon and Zeus successfully found, saw that Hyakuya Yuichiro was being beaten, so of course he went up and beat that person back. "Hey, Xiao Ha is going to go crazy again after you're like this." "Brother You, don't tell Big Brother!" The building behind "Boom" suddenly exploded. "Let's go, let's go find Big Brother." Poseidon and Zeus were about to run first, when Hades' voice faintly appeared from behind: "You two come with me." Then, the three gods walked up to the The teaching building where the vampire lives. "How to subdue a subordinate in today's class, you will have to watch it later." Hades ignored the rolling sand and stones in the corridor, and teleported directly to the classroom where the vampire was. "How do you subdue one of your subordinates? Go and try!" Hades smiled as he watched Poseidon and Zeus walk past. It may be because Hades has not been young for a long time, so Hades' smile at this time is a bit sinister .Zeus: "Sister vampire, you are so beautiful, you are as beautiful as a fairy, you are as beautiful as a country, you are like a fish and a goose, you are ashamed of a flower, you are beautiful and heavenly, you look like a fairy, you are fat and thin, you are a fair lady, you are as beautiful as a peach and plum, slim, like a flower like a jade , Lan Zhihui heart, Xiuwaihuizhong, charming, bright eyes and white teeth, natural beauty...Can you be my subordinate?" Vampire: "Little guy has a sweet mouth...Are you kidding me?" "Crack" Zeus was caught Throw it to the wall.Hades pulled Zeus out of the wall, rewarded him with a chestnut, and said, "No trick, but what have you been reading lately! Poseidon is your turn!" Be fierce, be my subordinate!" Vampire (kicks away): "Another joker." Hades (rewarded with a chestnut): "Are you two so stupid? Let me demonstrate!" Hades stepped forward and said in a cold voice, "Be my subordinate." The vampire: "You're kidding..." The vampire was kicked into the wall by Hades. "Is it right?" "No..." Hades kicked the vampire into the wall again. "Is it right?" "No..." He was kicked into the wall again. "Is it right?" "Stop! What I've been trying to say just now is, don't kick me, I agree..." The vampire has been tossed and almost ascended to heaven. "Brother, she's dead!" "It's okay, we are gods, she won't die, do you remember what realm I told you that you belong to? If you subdue it, you will be marked." Zeus: "I It’s heaven!” Poseidon: “I’m Sea Realm, I’ll come first!” Poseidon has changed the vampire’s clothes, it’s a blue gauze floor-to-ceiling dress with shell embellishments, the vampire Her hair was coiled up and held in a shell clip.Hades: "Very good!" Zeus: "Is this like this? I will do it!" Then, the vampire was changed by Zeus again, with curly hair, an olive branch on his head, and white silk on his body. Hold it with a golden feather.Hades: "It's also very good, now I can show you how I dress up." After finishing speaking, the vampire turned into a female ghost directly, with straight hair and loose hair, and red and black clothes on her body. "Ahhh! I can't take it anymore! I want to be free!" Miss Vampire broke down and rushed to Yuichiro Hyakuya, who had been ignored since he came in, jumped out of the window together, and was immediately KO by Ichinose Guren .As for Hyakuya Yuichiro, he was knocked unconscious by Saotome Yoichi.In the hospital, Hyakuya Yuichiro woke up, next to Hades and others. "Congratulations on making your first friend, Hyakuya Yuichiro, you are now a member of the vampire annihilating unit, welcome to the Moon Ghost Team." Hiiragi Shinoya said to Hyakuya Yuichiro and Saotome Yoichi, and then put He turned his gaze to Hades and the others, "You are really a special existence. The troops are very curious about your success in breaking down the vampires! I also agree with you to join the moon ghost team, congratulations!" The sun set and took everything away trouble.