Everyday life at Midtown High School

There is no doubt that Pooh loves Tony.

Although the other party didn't fit my imagination of my father, but in Pooh's words, "There is no way to book this in advance. Since it is already available, it can only be used to deal with it."

But the problem is, this father has few rivals in his career, such as world-renowned genius scientists; but only in love, he will never get the hang of it.

Before that, he was proudly bragging about his playboy erotic affairs!

'What is there to be proud of? '

Pooh couldn't help thinking angrily: "Sleeping with a group of women who only want your money, do you think you have a relationship experience?"Please, make it clear, that is a bed experience, it has nothing to do with feelings, okay? '

Speaking of feelings...

Pooh rationally feels that only the brief and dumped relationship with Aunt Pep should be regarded as Tony's real emotional experience.

So, for such an emotional loser...

It is really a thankful thing to have someone as good as Steve, who suddenly appeared and expressed his willingness to accept.

But even so, he still wants to 'derail' in public?

Pooh felt almost ashamed to go back to see Steve.

At this time, he hadn't fully realized Tony's intention to protect him, and he was only focusing on emotional issues.

Therefore, I can't help but feel bitter about it: 'How can my father be so stupid? '

He didn't even know whether to blame his father for being overly sentimental, or to blame Captain America for destroying other people's feelings.

After making a solemn promise to Steve, "I will definitely have a good talk with Dad, don't worry, I will always be by your side." He pushed out of this living room first, closed the door and locked it, and put on a posture that he wanted to have a serious talk.

However, Tony just thought: 'How can my son be so stupid! '

This is no longer a matter of a day or two, nor a month.

With everyone almost defenseless, and for such a long time...

'You haven't discovered Steve's true identity until now, are you too slow? '

On the other hand, Harry didn't want to get involved in the father and son's dispute at all.

When the two of them didn't notice, he found a corner of the living room and sat down, poured himself a glass of water, and calmed down the chaotic mood before, while casually looking at the scene in front of him.

"We need to talk (how to avoid being self-righteously flirtatious and ending up alone)," Pooh said formally.

"Got to talk about (how to open your stupid head)," Tony said too.

"Tony, you already have Steve, shouldn't your behavior outside be a little restrained?"

Pooh was serious and tried to speak in a gentle tone.

"What do you mean?" Tony raised his eyebrows and asked casually.

At this time, he hadn't figured out how to expose the truth inadvertently. Of course, it's best for Pooh to find out by himself. .

Pooh really didn't want to mention the captain's name.

It was a kind of blasphemy to let the idol he admired enter into the conversation of such a bloody emotional drama, but because of something happened, he had to mention it.

"I mean Captain America."

Pooh tried to say in a calm tone: "Tony, you can't have an affair with Steve on one side and seduce the captain on the other... It's not fair to two people, and your behavior itself is very unfair." Morality."

That's a good thing to say.

If he hadn't known the truth of the matter in advance, even Tony himself would have thought, "This two-footed guy" sounds quite annoying.

"Oh." He responded casually, deliberately teasing his son and asked, "What if I have to do this?"

Pooh pursed his lips, and his facial expression suddenly became serious: "Then you will finish the game, and the bamboo basket will be empty."

"That's not necessarily the case." Seeing his son's big eyes like his own widening angrily, Tony found a new joy.

He intentionally used that particularly vicious and irreverent tone, and jokingly said: "Maybe I can still 'take everything in' and 'win two birds with one stone'."

"You go dreaming!"

Pooh finally couldn't bear it anymore and took the case: "You're almost there, don't dream before it's dark, Dad! You can't handle one, but you want to get two? Forget how Aunt Pep left you?" Let’s admit it bravely, you are not good at this at all, so, can you stop pretending to be an expert, just guard one honestly, fall in love well, and then get married step by step, isn’t it good?”

Tony was confused by his shouting.

What is not good at this?

What is pretending to be an expert?

What does it mean to fall in love well and get married step by step?

Excuse me!

Son, are you sure you're talking about Iron Man, Tony Stark, the famous New York lover?

"I'm in your heart, that's... like this?"

Tony asked in a very strange tone.

"What else can it be like?"

Pooh persuaded earnestly: "Dad, you are stupid and incomprehensible in this area, but you still like to play around, and you won't like inventing robots (Tony: But no one will like to swipe credit cards without restrictions), But your own life is still a mess (Tony: It’s a mess? Are you sure? The few cleaning robots I invented are surprisingly easy to use), and you usually act willfully and don’t listen to other people’s opinions. If you continue like this, you will really Become the most expensive slow-moving product."

Deadstock?

Tony repeated the word dumbfounded.

He never thought that one day he would be underestimated by his own son!

"This kid is too blind!" He thought silently in his heart.

Then, he swallowed the truth of the phrase 'Steve is Captain America' that he had already said in his mouth.

"Slow seller? You're the slow seller! Wait and see, Steve and Captain America are mine."

He spoke to Pooh childishly in a tone of angry revenge.

Pooh patted the table and stood up: "I really endured you for a long time!"

"What?" Tony looked at him puzzled.

"Do you know that you have already stolen my secret love! Now, you don't cherish him at all, and you want to touch my first love again! Is there a father like you in the world?" Pooh yelled, gnashing his teeth. stand up.