Two people must have one heart

Liang's original intention for speaking was actually very simple, to relieve the depressed mood of the deputy gang leader, so that he could wipe away his tears and rest for a while.

But who would have thought that with this opening, the complaints were like a flood bursting a levee, overwhelming mountains and seas with a destructive force, and could not stop at all.

"I have only been chasing for a while now, and I have already glanced at the abyss, and I saw the cliff waiting for me. All the perfections are fake, gold and jade are outside, and corruption is inside, can you understand?"

"What kind of top ten person design, what kind of gentleness, humility and good temper, usually looks like a gust of wind can blow you down, but in fact, when you jump over the wall and skip class, you can't even chase after a dog, and you can beat you even your own mother when you get into a fight. out."

"When you usually talk, you speak in a soft voice, but when you open your mouth to slander people, you are completely unrecognizable and you don't use dirty words. Looking thin and weak, in fact, you don't stop eating eight times a day, you can't stop eating five sentences, and you eat three mouths and one cow. "

"On the surface, he is kind and careful, but in fact he is autistic and obsessed with cleanliness. The whole body, except for the really good-looking face, is all pretending. It is the kind of pretending that you can wear jeans under school uniform pants! This is I haven’t experienced severe beatings from society since I was a child, and it’s caused by my incomplete childhood.”

"Relying on one's own good looks and misbehavior, there are a large group of suitors who will follow suit when you reach out, but in fact they are all just looking for sex, and they can't extricate themselves. This kind of double-faced elf is a species that endangers society, a social cancer. contribute to the country."

"So my friend, you should be proud. As a man, it's not terrible for you to fall into this beautiful trap. As long as you can climb out of it and expose it bravely, then you will benefit the vast number of compatriots in the future. Let's talk about it in the future." When you encounter this kind of guy with superficiality and inconsistency, you must refuse to be inseparable, and you will not hesitate to kill him immediately."

"Ah."

Just when someone was "making a generous statement", a sneer sounded on the voice channel, soft and cold, making people feel crisp and numb.

Does this sound sound familiar?

There are only six people in the channel, who laughed just now?

"Good presumptuousness."

A sudden sound from the voice channel gave someone Liang a chill...

"You really surprised me."

The good school bully stared at Wen Renjie's id for a few minutes without saying a word. He finally recovered from the shock and was able to type with his hands.

Buyun (private chat): Ye Bai?

That reply flashed into his eyes almost instantly, and the very familiar font of the chat box was dazzling at this moment.

Wen Renjie (private chat): No, it's your abyss.

……

All kinds of things in the past emerged one by one.

Time stood still from the first private chat sent by the id Wenrenjie to that moment just now.

—— Bind the arena?

——Concession.

—I want to buy you.

——I like Chengmen, it can fly.

——Lao Tzu is also a man.

——An important person with a sweet voice, gentle and sensible?

——Oh, you really surprised me.

What kind of biscuit is this? !

At this moment, Liang Fangxiang only felt that he might not be presumptuous again.

The white wall in front of me seemed to be seen through, and behind the wall was a person sitting on the sofa silently.

Just before his thoughts fell into the abyss, the mobile phone suddenly received a courier message.

Oh, it's a blessing from the gods.

Putting on his coat, he rushed out the door almost without looking at the person sitting on the sofa in the living room.

Just throw down a shout: "I'm going to get a courier!"

Leave Ye Bai alone with a questioning face.

Am I not the one who was publicly executed?Why did he rush out the door first?

After running for a long distance from the garden, the good school bully stopped. Just now, he saw the face of the dance floor elf in a flash, and he still had that calm look.

His thoughts were pulled back to the scene when Ye Xiaocao kicked someone online in the middle of last night.

Isn't that exactly the same expression? !

I feel like I will be kicked into a concussion in the next second.

I walked anxiously all the way to the guard's courier collection point, and my heart was temporarily at ease.My good mother sent me a small cardboard box. After signing for it, I found it was quite heavy when I picked it up.

When returning with this box of things, Ye Bai was still browsing the web at the coffee table, only Night's dog nose smelled the food, and followed him into the kitchen.

Liang Xihe opened a box of yogurt for it to drink, while he unwrapped the package on the kitchen counter.

There are a dozen or so snacks in the box, all of which are carefully packaged individually. In addition, there are also a small can of jujube paste, amber walnut kernel, and seaweed sandwich.

The good school bully picked out a few pieces and put them on the snack plate, sealed the rest and put them in the cabinet, took a can of coconut milk from the refrigerator, and then came out with the plate.

He walked lightly into the living room and stood behind the person who was concentrating on the screen, leaning on the sofa and sitting on the floor.

Ye Bai turned his head inadvertently, and saw the good girl holding a plate of things and looking at him with an idiotic smile on her face.

"Busy now?"

Ye Bai's gaze fell honestly on the plate in his hand, inside it were small square colored packages, round shortbread, and small snacks like dragon beard candy.

It seems that they are all from well-known and time-honored stores.

"Hey."

Obviously the two were sitting face to face, but Liang girl used a tone of promoting pirated CDs, and made a look of whispering.

"West Lake Longjing tea cakes..." He tore open a small package and broke the tea cakes inside.

The outer skin is crispy and soft, and the scum will fall off when you touch it lightly.Inside is a plump yellow sauce filling. I don't know if it is pineapple or mango, but it smells sweet anyway, and there is a refreshing tea flavor.

"Do you want to eat?..." Another whisper sounded into Ye Bai's ears.

"..." Ye Xiaocao's eyes were still honest.

The good school bully glanced sideways at Ye Bai's phone on the coffee table, and the screen display was still on the interface of the Busige mobile game, "You turn off the status of your game, and I'll give you a piece."

Ye Bai finally withdrew his gaze, and browsed the website again, "I don't have a relationship, why should I turn it off?"

"This thing doesn't have to be opened without a relationship." Liang Xiaoba calmly analyzed the person in front of him, "Look for yourself, after you open this state, there will be a heart pattern on the top of your character's head, girl Chirping. If you look at me again, I don’t have it, it’s very domineering.”

Ye Bai glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, and sure enough, his status of seeking fate was turned off at some point.The Tsing Yi doctor character on the game interface is looking at him off-screen affectionately.

Turning back ruthlessly, "I don't, we are not bound by emotion. If you turn it off, you will be misunderstood by other players."

"Who don't have any feelings?" The good school bully smiled and pulled Ye Bai's shoulders back, "Have you forgotten the friendship we used to have in the passionate arena late at night?"

"Do you have feelings? I'm rich on the outside, but I'm broken inside. I'm ostentatious, inconsistent inside and out, social cancer, needs to be beaten, run amok, and the abyss... can cultivate feelings in this way, won't it be too difficult for you?" Ye Bai once again Demonstrated his memory.

"It's not an abyss, I just said a cliff." Liang Xiaoba corrected with a bright smile, "I prefer extreme rock climbing."

Ye Bai didn't even bother to roll his eyes, and wanted to turn around in ignorance, but was turned back again.

"Hey, don't turn around." The good school bully snorted, "You've heard so much just now, isn't it all true, then I didn't say I don't like you, did I?"

Ye Bai pursed his lips, and then said neither happy nor angry: "Does it need to be said? Aren't you refusing to break the chain, and you will never be soft when you kill me?"

Liangxi smiled even more, "Oh, no, little elf, feel your conscience and say, when did I ever have a broken relationship? It's simply a quick knife to cut the mess... This word is wrong, I should have made a bold move and courted at the speed of light Right? I have stuck in the corner several times and said I like you."

"Also... I will kill you during the monthly and mid-term exams. Am I lenient? You don't need me to be relentless. We are just and aboveboard, relying on our strength to get on the list, aren't we?"

Ye Bai was stared at by Liang Xihe's scorching eyes for a while, but after thinking about it carefully, there was nothing wrong.

"Then, when did I cheat on your feelings?"

"Didn't you lie?" Someone Liang suddenly said in a sexy tone, "You said you didn't want to buy me, so why did you go to the game to abduct me with an artifact? My lord?"

A certain player of the Liemen tilted his head to avoid the warm breath on his face, and paused for a few seconds before asking softly, "What's the matter?"

"Mango, strawberry, pineapple, cantaloupe." The good school bully handed out the plate like offering a treasure.

Ye Bai picked up the phone and tapped the screen a few times, then said, "I've turned it off, can I have one?"

"It's all for you to eat. It was originally given to you by Lawyer Lin."

"Aren't you talking nonsense to your mother?" Ye Bai raised his eyebrows vigilantly, "Why did you suddenly give me some snacks?"

"I just like you, I didn't say anything and she remembered you." Liang Xihe took two out of the tissue box on the table and handed them to Ye Bai, "You are so charming, you are so handsome. , It all fell on me." As he spoke, he patted the tea cake crumbs on his leg.

Desserts made from ground tea leaves, the fillings are sweet and not greasy, and the taste is soft.

After Ye Bai ate all four flavors, he felt that the pineapple was the best.

"Delicious, right?"

"Well, it tastes better than anything I've eaten before."

Liang Xihe smiled and watched him take the dessert plate back to the kitchen after eating, and when he came back, he had a bigger plate in his hand, which was filled with exquisite pastries.

"..." Ye Bai finally couldn't care less about his auction, and looked at the good girl in shock.

Is this guy really feeding him like a pig?

"Ai Qing dumpling... Dongpo tea cake... mochi... sweet-scented osmanthus mung bean cake... lotus cake... pumpkin cake... walnut cake...liuxin mooncake..." It was the voice whispering again.

"Do you want to eat..."

"Egg yolk, taro, navel orange, meat floss, red beans, cheese..."

Ye Bai covered his lips uncontrollably and coughed twice, "Uh, cough..." He quickly took a sip of coconut juice and squeezed it.

"Would you like to think about it, make a relationship with me on the Busige mobile game, and I'll give you one..." Liang Xihe said.

Ye Bai looked at him for a while, and suddenly couldn't help laughing.

A good school bully is like a pyramid schemer.

Liang Xihe looked at Erbai with a bright smile, he didn't look like he was still angry at all, and pushed the snack plate towards his hand, "Do you want to eat?"

"Don't eat." Ye Bai smiled helplessly, "I'm not a pig, I can't eat anymore."

"Oh." Liang Xihe put the plate on the tea table, and when he wanted to eat, he would take it by himself, then turned his eyes back to Erbai, "Is it knotted or not?"

Ye Bai didn't reply, he stared at the transaction changes on the auction website, tapped the number keys on his keyboard, and raised the price again.

"Hey." Liang moved closer to Ye Bai again, with a sense of self-satisfaction in his tone, "Didn't you say that you had stopped playing Busige? Why did you download it again? Is it because of me?" ah?"

"Don't move, it will affect my squat auction."

The good school bully nodded, "Okay, don't move. Then tell me, don't you already have thoughts about me? Bind output with me."

"It was you who asked me to bind." Ye Bai's gaze remained on the computer screen.

The good school bully recalled it for a while, and it seemed that this was really the case.

That's also because he premeditatedly swayed in front of his eyes, and also studied his new method of hitting the door, which attracted his attention.

"It took a lot of effort to get the Nimang out, right?"

"It took a lot of time to study the door, right?"

"Change your appearance all day to attract my attention, and you have spent a lot of money, right?"

"..."

Ye Bai listened to the people around him constantly flirting, and the movements of his hands also stopped. He turned his head to look at the good girl, and said impatiently, "What exactly are you trying to say?"

The good girl leaned next to his ear and promoted herself: "Pavilion Master, choose me for marriage, I'm super sweet!"

Ye Bai pursed his lips, "Knot, isn't it okay?"