Hit the yin and yang road

Kou Xuanling admired two people in his life, one is the portrait of the patriarch that he carries with him, and the other is Chang Shuo, the director of the General Administration.But recently, Du Ju's attitude is obviously biased toward the sub-bureau, feeling that the branch is like a son born of true love. As a father, Du Ju not only secretly supports the illegitimate child, but also plans to secretly transfer the property out.

Kou Xuanling inevitably became hostile to the Dafu branch, so when no one else in the headquarters was willing to accept the same order as the branch, he chose to accept the order.When I met Chen Yang and Mao Xiaoli, I found that the members of the branch were not all weak, at least Chen Yang, who had no talisman, was stronger than him.Later, when he went to the sub-bureau to spread the word, he was careless to eat food, and his heart of being the eldest son of the big house was wavering.

After two meals and drinking the wine brewed by Ma Shanfeng, Kou Xuanling turned his back completely, and before his colleagues had time to respond, he quickly submitted a request to be transferred to the branch office.Of course, the branch office is not as complete as the general office in all aspects of facilities and supporting facilities. It doesn't even have a car. Orders are received at most two or three times a month, and there is only one big order out of three.The price is definitely not comparable to that at the head office, but there are fewer people in the branch office and less competition.

Kou Xuanling is sometimes surprised, because they will grab orders when they are in the general office, but the branch office staff are so lazy that they have to take a month off after closing an order, and even if they receive an order, they will shirk it.Playing and eating are the first and foremost pleasures.

It was only later that he learned that this group of people were all three generations of heavenly masters, and their families had property waiting to be inherited, so even if they only engaged in tourism, they could live comfortably.No wonder there is no self-motivation!

Kou Xuanling was thinking like that, never expecting that he would be corrupted one day, and the speed of degeneration was so fast that he didn't even have time to react.Occasionally looking back, the only reaction left is 'oh'.But he is still diligent in making money. After all, he remembers that he seems to want to make a lot of money to marry a wife.

There are many etiquette rules for worshiping the gods. The most basic is three rituals and nine kowtows. Both tribute and incense are required.However, the complex and grand worship ceremony is only once a year. Kou Xuanling worships the ancestor Lu Jing with incense and sword dancing.The sword dance is done every morning, without the gorgeous moves of the TV series, just the sword dance of stepping on Yu steps to please the gods.

The Tao is learned by the heart, and the heart is born by fragrance.Kou Xuanling lit three long incense sticks after silently chanting, held the incense sticks over his forehead with both hands and bowed reverently, and inserted them into the incense burner after the worship.Check the five offerings of fragrant flowers, replace yesterday's fruit and pour out the water to refill a cup.Then he cleaned up the table and case, and said to Master Lu Jing while cleaning up: "Master Patriarch, please give me marriage. People in the branch office are laughing at me as a single dog. Even the fat cat that weighs fifty catties can have countless beautiful cats. Although the branch office There are also Mao Xiaoli and Zhang Qiudao who are single, but they are still young. I am the oldest, and I have never been in a relationship until I was married."

After pouring the dirty water into the toilet, Kou Xuanling came back and complained to Master Lu Jing: "I think my conditions are good, but no one is interested in me. I am 24 years old, and I have been solo for 24 years-does the master know what this means? Forget it, it’s not important. Patriarch, can you see if you can give me a marriage this year? Otherwise, I’ll have to recite it again when I go home for the New Year, so it’s okay to just make up for it.”

After speaking, the sharp-eyed saw that two of the three incense sticks in the incense burner were cut off in the middle, resulting in two short and one long.Kou Xuanling pressed his chin and stared at the three sticks of incense sticks: "People are afraid of three sticks and two sticks, and incense should avoid two sticks and one stick." After pondering for a while, he spread his hands and said, "Being a human being should not be superstitious. There is no basis for this saying at all."

Shaking his head, he turned and went downstairs, not noticing that the burning speed of the three sticks of incense suddenly accelerated when he turned around, and they were all burnt to ashes in a few seconds.After the door was closed, the room was empty, and there was an unhappy humming out of thin air for a long time.

When Kou Xuanling went downstairs and met Ma Shanfeng, he was called out: "It happens that you are here, do you have a new order to take?" Kou Xuanling asked the price, and it was a reasonable price, so he agreed to take it.During the conversation, he didn't see Zhang Qiudao and Mao Xiaoli, so he asked them where they went.

Ma Shanfeng: "Xiao Li went to some night market streets to sell treasure charms, and visited the home of the celestial master who died in the uninhabited village before seeking Taoism. Chen Yang ran to the uninhabited village some time ago, and he wanted to go with him, but unfortunately he was not good enough. I can't go. I guess I feel very depressed now."

Kou Xuanling glanced at the time and said, "It's not morning? What night market?"

"Occupy a seat." Ma Shanfeng handed the printed information about the new order to Kou Xuanling: "Look first, you have to stay in this villa for a few nights. The people who originally lived in it were haunted by evil spirits, even if they ran away There is no way to stay in a hotel, what’s more, it will anger the evil spirits and lead to more serious revenge. You have to be careful alone.”

Kou Xuanling took the file and checked it: "I know."

He looked at the new list, which recorded the supernatural events that happened this time in detail.There was an incident of evil spirits attacking the residents in a villa in the villa area. Less than two months after the family moved into the villa, accidents happened one after another. Originally, the children in the family discovered the abnormality, but the adults did not believe there was a problem.Later, the eldest son was pushed downstairs by the evil spirit from the second floor and broke his leg. The younger daughter was hoisted in mid-air for a circle and then hung to the chandelier. When she fell, the mother caught her and she was fine.

It was only at this point that the family believed that there was a ghost in the house, but it was a pity that it was already entangled and could not be moved away.I had no choice but to ask an acquaintance to help, and found the Dafu APP to place an order on it.

"I'll go over at noon to see the situation." Kou Xuanling put away the materials, went out for a walk and had breakfast before coming back, and told the patriarch about it: "I may have to live in that villa for two days, and I will come back in two days. Change the flowers and fruits, and let you feel wronged first, okay?"

After simply packing up and leaving, the room was empty again, and the atmosphere suddenly became calm.The clothes that were randomly thrown on the sofa were rolled up out of thin air, and aggressively rolled into the closet.All the items in the room vibrated violently in an instant, as if someone was in a rage. After ten seconds, the room that was originally chaotic became much cleaner.

A soft snort sounded in the empty room, and the next moment the door opened from the outside, and Kou Xuanling ran in and clasped his palms together to pay respects to the portrait of the patriarch: "Patriarch Lu Jing, I'd better put you in my pocket, I haven't seen you in two days It hurts to think about it.”

The dull and depressing atmosphere in the room circulated instantly, like spring flowers blooming.It's a pity that Kou Xuanling didn't notice, rolled up the portrait of Lu Jing's patriarch and put it in his pocket, ran downstairs and got into the car, and rushed to the employer's house before dark in the afternoon.

The employer’s family name is Chang, and Mr. Chang hides behind the door to watch the surveillance video. Even if he sees Kou Xuanling, he is extremely vigilant when he is very nervous: "Who are you?"

Kou Xuanling looked at the walkie-talkie at the door: "Hi, Mr. Chang, I am Kou Xuanling, a member of the Dafu branch. I came here to deal with your supernatural report. Please open the door."

After a while, the door opened from the inside, and Kou Xuanling saw a middle-aged man, Mr. Chang, with a depressed expression and a tense and fearful expression.Mr. Chang opened the slit, and his nervous eyes fell on the big ginkgo in the courtyard: "Come in."

Kou Xuanling looked back at the big ginkgo in the courtyard while walking: "What are you looking at, Mr. Chang?" Mr. Chang didn't answer him, but pushed him into the room in a hurry, and closed the door with a 'bang'.

After Kou Xuanling entered the house, he found that the curtains were all drawn in the room and the living room, and the lights were not even turned on. It was too dark to walk in.Mr. Chang turned on a small table lamp and smiled shortly at Kou Xuanling: "Sorry, we are afraid of the evil spirits in the house, so we dare not turn on the light."

"Whether the lights are turned on or not is useless to guard against evil spirits."

"It's useful." Mr. Chang said eagerly: "It's really useful. If we turn on the light, there will be countless evil spirits outside the house. The whole window is full of black palm prints, and there is a loud bang bang bang. If we turn off the light , the evil spirits outside will not make a scene if they can’t find us.”

Kou Xuanling looked at Mr. Chang, who looked pale and haggard under the light of the small table lamp. It was obvious that he was frightened, and his nerves were tense due to the severe psychological stimulation.He couldn't bear to tell Mr. Chang in this situation that only sunlight can cause harm to ghosts.When the light is turned off, the ghost finds the stranger by feeling the flow of anger, not by looking.

In other words, there is no difference between turning on the light and not turning on the light for the ghost to find Mr. Chang's family.In other words, the group of evil spirits aimed to play tricks on Mr. Chang's family and let them spend their time in extreme panic.

Under the leadership of Mr. Chang, Kou Xuanling saw Mrs. Chang and his eldest son and youngest daughter hiding in the study. The whole family looked exhausted and haggard.When Mrs. Chang saw Kou Xuanling, she begged him: "Master Kou, please save my two children."

"Sit down first and describe in detail." Kou Xuanling sat opposite the Chang family, looked at everyone and said, "Turn on the light."

Mr. Chang strongly refused: "No, those evil spirits will definitely find us and break into the house tonight." Mrs. Chang and her eldest son also nodded and strongly rejected Kou Xuanling's proposal.

Seeing that they were really scared, Kou Xuanling sighed: "In this case, I can only reassure you. Don't worry, I brought the treasure. As long as the treasure is there, no evil spirits dare to approach it." After finishing speaking, he stretched his hand to the backpack behind, Chang's family thought he would take out some Taoist magic weapon or god, but he took out a scroll.

"Mr. Chang, where can I hang a portrait in the study?"

Mr. Chang was a little confused, and pointed to a 10,000+ landscape painting on the wall: "Is that okay?"

"Yes." Kou Xuanling unwrapped the scroll and hung the portrait of Lu Jing's patriarch on the wall, took out three sticks of incense sticks, an ever-burning lamp, a small bottle of sesame oil and a small incense burner from his backpack, and turned to Mrs. Chang, "Is there any rice?"

"Yes..." Mrs. Chang handed Kou Xuanling a bowl of rice, and he poured the rice into the incense burner and lit the incense sticks to pay homage reverently. The incense sticks were inserted into the incense burner and he let out a sigh of relief: "Turn on the light."

Chang's family: "..."

Mr. Chang: "Is it useful?"

"The patriarch is here, do you think it's useful?" Kou Xuanling asked back.

The grandparents are all invited? !Mr. Chang quickly turned on the light, with a very strange expression on his face. He did not expect Kou Xuanling to be so dedicated to his work.Not only did you invite the portrait of the patriarch, but you also bring your own incense sticks and incense burner. Can you pass security checks if you put something like an incense burner in your backpack?

Kou Xuanling shook his head: "I came here by car, not by subway."

Mr. Chang: "Which patriarch is this?"

"I am the ancestor of the Kou family." Kou Xuanling replied solemnly to Mr. Chang, and then said, "Okay, now let's talk about the encounter between you and the evil spirit."

The author has something to say:

Kou Xuanling must bring equipment when going out: incense sticks, long-burning lamps, sesame oil, incense burner,..., Patriarch!