108 Ways to Heal a Loyal Dog

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Topic: An idiot asking for help, why is my life becoming a real person?

1L: When I wake up, my natal body becomes a real person!What to do? !I just fucked him last night!Most importantly, he!now!exist!go!wash!bath!up! ~~((ノ*T_T*)ノ┴—┴

2L: Please go to the human body discussion area next door

3L: Please go to the human body discussion area next door

4L: Dude, are you awake?

5L: Please go to the human body discussion area next door

6L: Is no one pity me?I'm really in a hurry╥﹏╥, brothers, give me a life-saving method

7L: Administration, please eat ￢_￢

8L: The amount of information in the main building is huge. As an outsider, I can’t understand why you guys are so frightened when you look at the cold human body. Hehe, it makes me sick to think about the situation.

9L: Although I also think this post should be transferred to the human body discussion area, but I want to correct a basic common sense of ls: the human body is not cold at all, and TAs feel very good to the touch???

10L: 8L poor and sour turtles become jealous because of love and hate the party, the identification is completed

11L: Identify a P!It's so sad that it uses a human body to vent, isn't it clear who is the LOSER?

12L: b(￣▽￣)d Some people become angry from embarrassment

13L: 8L, a word for you: don't be proud of your ignorance

14L: 9L has been reported, don't thank me, I am a good boy who abides by the rules

15L: This is obviously an entertainment post, Brother 2, Brother 3, Brother 5, Whysoserious?

16L: Mustache!The human body is obviously the standard configuration of the trenches. If this is the case, it is also considered a loser. Please count me QAQ

17L: I come to the main building

Life-saving method-overwhelming force kiss, take off clothes and continue with that (nose picking)

22L: Overwhelmed, forced to kiss, take off clothes and continue with that +1

23L: Overwhelmed, forced to kiss, take off clothes and continue with that +2

24L: Continue with that +10086

25L: 24L keep in formation!

26L: ╥﹏╥ The sound of water in the bathroom has stopped for a long time... It’s so scary, I think I need to pack up my things and prepare to run away QAQ

27L: Don't cry, LZ!These villains!I'm here to give you an idea!

Rush in

Confession

KISS

(no need to undress) help dick

Start with 2 hours of exercise

30L: Discussion on the potential risk of breaking the table of natal combat effectiveness

31L: So that's why I chose the soft and cute girl HAKURA after hesitating between the two for a long time :)

32L: I guess the other one is Ishimori-kun?

35L: I am 31L, surprise = mouth = where did you see it? !

36L: It is said that those who fall in love with HAKURA will definitely fall in love with Ishimori-kun, and will end up with both! [Picture 1.jpg] [Picture 2.jpg] Take a look at the photo of my cute two!

45L: Call LZ, are you okay?i hope i don't need to call the police

46L: Does the male god LZ have Ye in his name?If that's only... lol, NOZUONODIEWHYYOUTRY

62L: I'm back, the male god looks so good in pajamas? (?﹃??)

46L, how do you know? !

67L: Sprinkle flowers to celebrate Da Da's safe survival!With some technical tricks, can you give Zhang Ye the fruit body map?It is said that the official product has no dead ends in all directions, and even the pubic hair is made lifelike, and after updating the material package, you can stand up and shoot X?

68L: This is the first time I heard...is it true...so scary...((?(//?Д/?/)?)))

69L: I was stunned

70L: The world view is broken. . .

71L: Even if I lose everything, I will order one!

72L: (laughs) 67L is only talking about the primary material package.Believe me, there is a better experience with rice

73L: Damn it! ! ! !My Kamikaze is still in transit, is it too late for me to submit the application now? ! ! !I was wrong, I regret that I didn't go to Du Niang's strange words one by one! ! !God please love me again! !

74L: A character named Ye X or X Ye?suddenly curious

75L: Key words: iceberg + loyal dog + sadistic love + deep love + martial arts skill points full + if you have seen these, you will be old series

76L: Thank you. I've read the entry. I'm cute. I'm going to make up the show. By the way, the girl who made the entry is the conscience of the industry!Patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder are simply crying. . .Can I get her to edit the next messy natal entry for me?

77L: Welcome to open the door to a new world, Sao Nian :)

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88L: Sorry for 67L, I can’t give you the fruit picture, but here I have a high-definition close-up photo of Xiaoyeye’s face. After reading this, I believe you will find it worth the money ( ′ω`●)

90L: LZ, why are you safe and sound?

"—Brother Su?"

The mouse wheel stopped here, Su Er closed the laptop with a snap, turned around stiffly while breaking out in a cold sweat, the smile on the corner of his mouth was still condensed in the arc of joy that he couldn't help before: "Brother Ye, you walk so lightly , startled me."

One second he was drinking the warm water he had prepared in the kitchen, and the next second he ran across a few meters to get behind him. No matter how handsome this face was, if he came a few more times, he would die early.

Su Er wept silently in his heart, and his calm heart lifted again because of Ye Qing's sudden approach.And the question that he only remembered a few minutes after the other party asked to take a bath and enter the bathroom, once again swept away the army, forcing him to fall into the classic choice for thousands of years:

Tobe or nottobe?

Sacrifice one's life to be honest and sincere OR deny one's death to be a coward

Su Er fidgeted for a while in panic, his hair was almost scratched off by him, but he didn't think of a countermeasure, so he rushed to the doctor and went to the forum he usually visited to post anonymously. The result was as he expected when he calmed down—every day Everyone thought he was joking.

...well, this thing itself is like an otaku's ultimate fantasy.

Of course he does.After temporarily coping with this fantasy in a state of spontaneous acting, he can already think about it normally.It's a pity that the time left for him is only a few minutes, and then he will be forced to solve a more realistic problem: to be responsible for Ye Qing's innocence.

Wipe, wipe, wipe.I don't want to be stabbed through the heart by Xiao Yeye's queen like that No. [-] villain!I'm just exercising one of the basic rights of the owner of the human body. Those who are more crazed than me are filled with a sack!Xiaoyeye spare my life, I dare not do it again! !

Look, Sur is such a realistic coward.

... woo woo woo...

After realizing all kinds of fears (including lying), people lie in front of the computer and refresh the post over and over again, but there is no life-saving reply at all.Then just when he got up and was about to pack up the cabinet and run away, Ye Qing pushed open the door of the bathroom and walked out, and Su Er happened to look up.

The eyes stained with moisture are deep and affectionate, reflecting the lights, like a silent and vast night sky full of stars.

The cheeks that were a little flushed by the steaming heat looked unbelievably smooth, and even the hard contours should be soft and delicate to the touch.

Wet water droplets slid across the man's Adam's apple, silently disappearing into the shadow created by the fabric on his chest.

……

Sur unconsciously drooled, lowered his head and typed on the keyboard dumbly, typing out the true feelings in his heart.

Well, Sur also has the idiot attribute that the priority is always the first at any time.

The screen switches back to the present tense.The man who was stunned by Su Er's words gently put the glass on the table, lowered his head and said in a hoarse voice: "Sorry... I will pay attention next time."

"No, it's okay! I'll just get used to it hahaha..." Su Er, who squeezed his idiot attributes into the corner, stood up pressing his laptop, and walked towards the bedroom with Ye Qing while talking haha, and put half a cupboard of new Show him the clothes and other daily necessities: "These are left by my cousin some time ago. If you don't mind, Brother Ye, you can wear these."

"This is a water heater. You can set the time and the desired water temperature. You can wash it when I'm not at home."

"Coffee machine, I'll make some coffee later, Brother Ye, you must try it."

"The air conditioner is constant temperature. Well, over there, if it feels too hot or too cold, tell me and I'll call someone to come and fix it."

"These paper books are completely free to browse... ah... don't worry, there are no shady little secrets :)"

"... Tell me what program you want to watch directly to this receiver. Do you like watching movies? I have a lot of discs in my collection~ We can watch together on the sofa on a weekend..."

The two-bedroom house was almost turned around in a while, and the commentator Sur, who had been chattering for more than ten minutes, walked back to the door of the bedroom again.

This is the most natural and simple guide to living in the 21st century that he can come up with based on his IQ.

"Thank you." The tall man bowed his head and sincerely thanked him, his quiet black eyes focused on the person in front of him.

If his experience this time was not so unbelievable, he would almost think that the young man in front of him was explaining to him very intimately on the premise of fully knowing everything, and guiding him into this completely strange world in an imperceptible way .

"I, I'm going to make coffee..."

The hot-cheeked man ran into the kitchen as if fleeing for his life.

Recently, Sur's ultimate desire is being played out in reality.

Every morning, the male god in sportswear and still breathing slightly would gently wake him up in his ear; when he finished washing, the male god in an apron in the kitchen had just put the fried eggs on the plate and smiled back at him; On the way to work, dragging his satchel, there will be text messages, and he is leaning against the handrail of the subway, happily typing while imagining the other party's reply; Listening to the deep and steady voice of the other party in the earphones; after work, I rushed back to my little nest as fast as possible, just so that those freshly baked pastries could be delivered to the mouth of the male god with the most delicious taste; at night, the two leaned shoulder to shoulder Lying on the sofa with your shoulders reading or watching a video, arguing about a certain character or plot from time to time, and then exchanging a KISS, looking at each other and smiling; when it’s time to go to bed, um...then you can turn on the lights.

No, no, this is the truth:

Ye Qing knows how to cook, and she does a good job, but wake up at the bedside? NOWAY, the most common wake-up distance for the two of them is outside the bedroom door; chatting on the subway, there will be about once in ten days, and it usually ends within three sentences, the most frequent time, Ye Qing sent five words, asking Convenience store hours near Sur; condolences during the noon break?It’s similar to chatting on mobile phones; after work, it’s true to send cakes, but Yeqing doesn’t like sweets, and she doesn’t like too salty and spicy take-out food; movies may be the least brain-inducing, they really Will watch movies side by side, but most of the time, Su Er is secretly looking at his male god while the other one is too concentrated to notice in time; sleeping, even if Su Er has been soft and hard many times, the man from the traditional conservative martial arts world is still Another original study room was chosen as a bedroom.

The relationship between the two of them gradually became familiar, like co-tenants living under the same roof.Su Er didn't deliberately isolate Ye Qing from the outside world—even if he wanted to, he couldn't do it—but he still used various methods to minimize the chance of Ye Qing discovering that he had told a big lie.

In this regard, Feihualuoyu's world view helped him.The virtual world of martial arts uses ancient characters that have long been no longer used as the common language. This has caused Ye Qing to communicate with people normally, but her reading and writing skills are only slightly better than those of complete illiterates.So Su Er needn't worry too much in a short time, Ye Qing searched for the possibility of Yuehua's name on the Internet on a whim.

The reason for saying short time is that Ye Qing is working hard to learn the characters of this new world, and on this basis, she started to read some books on history and geography.

These were all expected by Sur.

In this world, he dare not say that he is the person who understands Ye Qing best, but he is definitely among the top few.

What he also expected was that Ye Qing began to look for a job after getting familiar with the basic living environment.

Sur can only suggest that he wear sunglasses when he is outside, the reason is to cover up the too conspicuous black pattern under his eyes.

Because of the lack of documents, Ye Qing did not find a job very smoothly. After running around, she finally found a temporary job at a convenience store in front of the community. Under the pretext of losing his documents, Qing also specifically offered to provide him with accommodation.

So when he went shopping there again, Su Er put his arms around Ye Qing's shoulders and declared his sovereignty silently to the other shop assistants, but the man just glanced at him, and then moved the boxes to the shelves to place the goods.

This is a convenience store where the average age of employees is 37 years old. Aunts especially like to find new tall guys to help, but no one knows that the long black box brought by the other party every time they go to work contains sharpened control knives.The only young girl who was threatening once pulled Sur and asked softly with a blushing face, "Did your friend work in showbiz before? How come the more I look at him, the more familiar he looks?"

"Do you think I look familiar?" Sur took out the standard card and smiled, pointing to himself.

The little girl blushed enough to bleed: "What do you want to say?"

"You are familiar with handsome guys→→...Okay, be serious, can someone from the entertainment industry come here? Have you watched too many TV dramas~" Su Er resolved the potential crisis without blinking, "By the way, my friend is the most He hates other people chatting about unnutritious topics, such as the entertainment industry, film and television dramas, etc., and he also hates others prying into his privacy."

The little girl nodded quickly, with a grateful and enlightened expression on her face.

After turning around, Sur gave himself a thumbs up in satisfaction.

As for promising Ye Qing to find someone, Su Er is of course also doing it.But in the real world to find a two-dimensional person, even if Suer's friend is known as a capable person in the city's police department, the result can be imagined.After a few times, Ye Qing's eyes gradually dimmed.And when Su Er hypocritically comforted him that it still takes time, he completely saw the frustration and loss on the man's face.

He is living a very good life, much better than you, he has achieved his ideal, even if everyone betrays his relatives in the end, he will live a fulfilling life without regret.

Under the care of Yuehua's posthumous son, Feiyu Tower was rebuilt from the ruins, spent nearly 20 years recuperating, hiding its strength and biding its time, and forged another legend in another story.

So you can let go, let go completely, and live your own life.

Su Er stood at the entrance of the rooftop, looking at the blurred back of the man drinking alone in the dark night, and wanted to shout out these things loudly.

But he can't.

Just like the endings in all fairy tales, once the obsession is let go, the ghosts that remain in the world will disappear, and this is something he cannot accept no matter what.

The living Ye Qing in front of him was a gift from heaven to him.

All he could do was to step out of the shadows, and in the surprised eyes of the man, placed the peanuts and beef he had just bought between the two of them.

"Want to talk to me about life, Brother Ye?"

Su Er originally wanted to nibble off the bottle cap with his teeth, but he lacked experience. In the end, he could only use the content of the conversation to improve his style after the man pulled the bottle from his hand and opened it handsomely for a second.

The author has something to say:

Long time no see, friends!

Overwhelmed one by one

I have been abused by work recently. Since every time I make a promise, it is a tragedy. This time I won’t say anything about guaranteeing updates. QAQ

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