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Chapter 79 Extra Story: Wonderland on Earth (2)
Panting violently, let out a sneer.
Xiaofeng used his left hand to break off the strange man's fingers, and at the same time bit his arm sideways.
There was a pain in the root of the tooth, and the smell of blood rose in his mouth in an instant——Xiaofeng realized that he was changing his teeth.His front teeth have only grown halfway, and the deciduous teeth next to the front teeth have moved slightly, biting on the weird man's hard muscles, but the movable deciduous teeth fell off early, but the weird man's arm was not even bitten by the oily skin.
The weirdo sneered, and with more strength in his hands, he grabbed Xiaofeng's thin shoulders and lifted him up.
Xiaofeng didn't know what the strange man wanted to do, his chest was beating non-stop, struggling desperately in the air, his hair fell apart during the struggle, and the hairpin used to tie it fell off.Liuliu below anxiously shouted "Help", picked up the hairpin and stuffed it in Xiaofeng's hand.
Xiaofeng's heart moved, he quickly retracted his wrist, and stabbed the tip of the hairpin into the gap between the thumbnail of the weirdo.
The weirdo gasped, and hurriedly let go, Xiaofeng immediately bounced up after landing, held the weirdo's wrist with his left hand, and snapped off the weirdo's little finger with [-]% force with his right hand.
The weirdo let out a frenzied howl, broke free from Xiaofeng's hand, ignored the injuries of his thumb and little finger, and beat around the hole with all his might.Xiaofeng stood in front of Liuliu, punched upwards with his left hand, and hit the Sanli acupoint on the strange man's forearm firmly with his middle knuckle.Half of the strange man's arm was sore and limp, and finally he was unable to move anymore.
He seemed to be about to withdraw his hand and leave, Liuliu took the opportunity to get up, jumped up vigorously, grabbed the scabbard that was supporting the hole, and twisted his wrist vigorously.
The scabbard changed from being stuck vertically in the hole to being stuck in the hole horizontally.
The weirdo's left hand was grabbing the scabbard for strength, and when he didn't pay attention, he fell down on the bed.The force of the mechanism pushed the cave door and continued to move forward, jamming the strange man's arm. Now the strange man could no longer attack the two children in the cave, nor could he escape.
Liu Liu clapped his hands three times to celebrate his victory, then put his hands around his mouth, and continued to shout at the entrance of the cave: "Help!"
Before the word "Ah" was finished, Mr. Yan arrived, and he rushed over without making a sound. Before Xiaofeng reminded Mr. Yan to be careful, there was a bang, and the strange man's head hit the cave door, and he seemed to have passed out.Mr. Yan calmly said on it: "It's okay, Liuliu, open the door."
Liuliu opened the trap door, Mr. Yan kicked away the strange man, pulled the two children up one by one, carefully checked whether they were injured, and confirmed that they were all right, he hugged Liuliu and rubbed his back to comfort him.
But Liuliu broke free from Mr. Yan's embrace, embraced Xiaofeng, and kissed him lightly on the face: "Thank you for standing in front of me and protecting me!"
Xiaofeng was taken aback by him, and his face turned red: "You can't kiss me in front of Mr. Yan." He always felt that it would be shameful to act intimately in front of other people, and his mother would kiss him before. Avoid others, or he will be laughed at.
Liuliu didn't understand his particularity, and asked suspiciously, "Why can't I kiss you in front of Second Brother Yan? Should I kiss you secretly?"
Xiaofeng suspected that Liuliu said this to anger himself on purpose, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he suddenly pushed Liuliu down on the bed, and kissed him on both cheeks involuntarily to show revenge.
... Then he found that he didn't seem to have succeeded in revenge, because Liuliu couldn't stop laughing after being kissed by him, and even Mr. Yan let go of his nervous expression just now and laughed heartily.
Xiaofeng's face turned even redder.
He quickly turned his gaze to the strange man just now, only to find that the man was covered with wounds, his face covered his mouth with a messy beard, his lips were slightly parted, revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth like a beast, like a beast.
The man only had an empty scabbard in his hand, no knife at all, no wonder he didn't hit the door with a knife just now.
Judging by his appearance, he is clearly the one in the legend...
Mr. Yan slowly explained: "Don't be afraid, this villain is the legendary Hao Fangya who eats children's lips. Hidden, the uncle at the gate refused to take him in, and he actually harbored a grudge and sneaked in to take revenge. Just now I used a drug to fascinate him."
Liuliu asked, "Is he not dead?"
"Alive." Mr. Yan looked down at Liuliu, "What do you think we should do now?"
Liuliu covered her eyes, looked at Hao Fangya from a distance between her fingers, dragged her voice, like a schoolboy answering a teacher's question: "You should kill him, cut off his lips, and avenge those children who were killed by him. "
Liu Liu's movements seemed to be very frightened, but his tone was extremely serious.
Mr. Yan was stunned for a moment, and said: "Liu Liu's idea is very good, but now that our adults are all out of the house, I can't beat him in case of revenge by his cronies. Otherwise, I'd better hand him over to those Deal with the hero who chased him down."
Liu Liu clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay!"
Mr. Yan seemed to be relieved, and then told Xiaofeng: "After you go out, don't say that Hao Fangya was fascinated by our house, lest we be retaliated against."
Xiaofeng nodded: "I won't say."
Mr. Yan then dragged the strange man out alone.
Liuliu watched Mr. Yan go out, hugged Xiaofeng happily and said, "Now I can kiss you casually!"
※eight※
Uncle Chen and his wife stayed for a while longer because they had to wash the sheets that had been stained by Hao Fangfang, but at dusk, it was finally time to say goodbye.
Knowing that Xiaofeng was leaving soon, Liuliu was very upset, turned her head and pouted to the bed.
Xiaofeng pushed him and said, "You will make many friends in the future."
Liu Liu turned her head and said, "I don't want other friends, but you. Come back and play with me in a few days!"
Xiaofeng said: "I'm a foreigner, and I'm going back to other places."
Liu Liu may not know what "outside" means, so he grabbed Xiaofeng's arm and said, "Then when I grow up, I will go to 'outside' to play with you."
Xiaofeng said: "You are still young, when you grow up, you won't remember me."
Liu Liuzui flattened and cried on the spot: "I will not forget you! I have a good memory!"
Seeing that Mr. Yan didn't come to coax Liuliu, Xiaofeng had no choice but to coax him: "Okay, I was wrong. Let's see you again when you grow up. There will be a period when the green mountains don't change and the green water flows forever!"
Tearing his tears into a smile, he threw himself on Xiaofeng and hugged Xiaofeng, this child is very clingy, until Xiaofeng was about to go out with Uncle Chen and his wife, he reluctantly let go.
As Xiaofeng expected, the next morning, Lao Wu and Xiao Ge returned together, bringing Hao Fangya who was still unconscious, and were going to send him to a nearby fellow in the rivers and lakes, and hand him over to his enemies.Old Wu said that Hao Fangya escaped after being seriously injured by them, and finally passed out by the roadside due to his serious injuries, and was finally found by them.Xiaofeng nodded when he heard the words, kept his promise, and did not tell what he had seen and heard in Liuliu's house.
A few days later, Xiaofeng watched Hao Fangya being hacked to death in the wild by his enemies. One of the enemies was the biological mother of the girl who died in the grass that day.
Hao Fangya woke up from the drug, struggling and cursing hoarsely, the scene was bloody; but the girl's biological mother was also crying hoarsely, stabbing with trembling wrists non-stop.Xiaofeng thought of the tragic situation of the girl in the grass, and felt that Hao Fangya really deserved what he deserved.
In that wailing, Xiaofeng thought of Liuliu who, of course, proposed to cut off Hao Fangya's lips before killing him. What exactly does Liuliu's family do?
Not like a real rich man, not like a simple wealthy businessman, but not like a fellow Jianghu...
Xiaofeng felt like a fairy in an anecdote.
The small courtyard where Liu Liu lives is like a world isolated from the outside world.Xiaofeng had an inexplicable premonition that when he went to look for it after he grew up, he would definitely not be able to find that mysterious family.
※Nine※
It was months after they had known each other that they remembered the old case.That day when they were talking about affairs in the world, they accidentally mentioned Hao Fangya, who had long since died.
They already understood that Hao Fangya was actually a very pathetic person.He was born ugly, with fangs protruding from his lips. He was disgusted by his mother and ridiculed by his younger brother since he was a child, so when he grew up, he specialized in killing innocent women and children, cutting off his lips and roasting them.But not only did he not hurt his mother and younger brother, but he always treated them very well, and gave all the money he got from doing evil to his family.People's hearts are sometimes so unreasonable, and after Hao Fangya's death, the mother and son, who had been raised by the ignorant money, had no intention of revenge, so naturally they never ended well.
While they sighed, they inevitably recalled that day...
"Actually, I have seen him," Qin Songfeng thought about the "fairyland on earth", but what he said was later, "the time he was caught and executed, there were also people from Chisumen who helped. I took it to see."
Ji Shuliu looked at Qin Songfeng strangely for a moment: "Did you also meet Hao Fangya before that?"
Qin Songfeng was startled: "You..."
Ji Shuliu stood up and said solemnly: "I had a long-cherished wish when I was a child, but I haven't been able to achieve it for many years. Today you must help me realize it."
"What long-cherished wish?" Qin Songfeng's eyes became more suspicious.
Ji Shuliu was gearing up: "I want to pull up the weeping willow."
Qin Songfeng laughed loudly, turned around and ran away, but he didn't perform lightness kung fu, he turned his head while running and said, "You really have a good memory."
Ji Shuliu laughed so hard that he covered his stomach and chased after him: "Don't dare, you have a good memory, you even know what it is to pull a weeping willow upside down - it's a pity that you are so forgetful that even your baby teeth fell into the hole in my house Yes, I'll save it for you!"
The author has something to say:
This episode is purely a spoof, please do not link it with the original plot!The reason for writing the extra episode is that I suddenly wanted to know what it would be like if Xiao Ji and Xiao Qin met when they were young... I will try my best not to make a BUG←DE, if there is a BUG←DE, please treat it as a parallel space!Be careful with Wei Lei.
Xiao Ge is Ge Ping, if you forget him, don’t think about it QAQ
This is a minor revision, and the next one will be a new episode!
Xiaofeng used his left hand to break off the strange man's fingers, and at the same time bit his arm sideways.
There was a pain in the root of the tooth, and the smell of blood rose in his mouth in an instant——Xiaofeng realized that he was changing his teeth.His front teeth have only grown halfway, and the deciduous teeth next to the front teeth have moved slightly, biting on the weird man's hard muscles, but the movable deciduous teeth fell off early, but the weird man's arm was not even bitten by the oily skin.
The weirdo sneered, and with more strength in his hands, he grabbed Xiaofeng's thin shoulders and lifted him up.
Xiaofeng didn't know what the strange man wanted to do, his chest was beating non-stop, struggling desperately in the air, his hair fell apart during the struggle, and the hairpin used to tie it fell off.Liuliu below anxiously shouted "Help", picked up the hairpin and stuffed it in Xiaofeng's hand.
Xiaofeng's heart moved, he quickly retracted his wrist, and stabbed the tip of the hairpin into the gap between the thumbnail of the weirdo.
The weirdo gasped, and hurriedly let go, Xiaofeng immediately bounced up after landing, held the weirdo's wrist with his left hand, and snapped off the weirdo's little finger with [-]% force with his right hand.
The weirdo let out a frenzied howl, broke free from Xiaofeng's hand, ignored the injuries of his thumb and little finger, and beat around the hole with all his might.Xiaofeng stood in front of Liuliu, punched upwards with his left hand, and hit the Sanli acupoint on the strange man's forearm firmly with his middle knuckle.Half of the strange man's arm was sore and limp, and finally he was unable to move anymore.
He seemed to be about to withdraw his hand and leave, Liuliu took the opportunity to get up, jumped up vigorously, grabbed the scabbard that was supporting the hole, and twisted his wrist vigorously.
The scabbard changed from being stuck vertically in the hole to being stuck in the hole horizontally.
The weirdo's left hand was grabbing the scabbard for strength, and when he didn't pay attention, he fell down on the bed.The force of the mechanism pushed the cave door and continued to move forward, jamming the strange man's arm. Now the strange man could no longer attack the two children in the cave, nor could he escape.
Liu Liu clapped his hands three times to celebrate his victory, then put his hands around his mouth, and continued to shout at the entrance of the cave: "Help!"
Before the word "Ah" was finished, Mr. Yan arrived, and he rushed over without making a sound. Before Xiaofeng reminded Mr. Yan to be careful, there was a bang, and the strange man's head hit the cave door, and he seemed to have passed out.Mr. Yan calmly said on it: "It's okay, Liuliu, open the door."
Liuliu opened the trap door, Mr. Yan kicked away the strange man, pulled the two children up one by one, carefully checked whether they were injured, and confirmed that they were all right, he hugged Liuliu and rubbed his back to comfort him.
But Liuliu broke free from Mr. Yan's embrace, embraced Xiaofeng, and kissed him lightly on the face: "Thank you for standing in front of me and protecting me!"
Xiaofeng was taken aback by him, and his face turned red: "You can't kiss me in front of Mr. Yan." He always felt that it would be shameful to act intimately in front of other people, and his mother would kiss him before. Avoid others, or he will be laughed at.
Liuliu didn't understand his particularity, and asked suspiciously, "Why can't I kiss you in front of Second Brother Yan? Should I kiss you secretly?"
Xiaofeng suspected that Liuliu said this to anger himself on purpose, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he suddenly pushed Liuliu down on the bed, and kissed him on both cheeks involuntarily to show revenge.
... Then he found that he didn't seem to have succeeded in revenge, because Liuliu couldn't stop laughing after being kissed by him, and even Mr. Yan let go of his nervous expression just now and laughed heartily.
Xiaofeng's face turned even redder.
He quickly turned his gaze to the strange man just now, only to find that the man was covered with wounds, his face covered his mouth with a messy beard, his lips were slightly parted, revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth like a beast, like a beast.
The man only had an empty scabbard in his hand, no knife at all, no wonder he didn't hit the door with a knife just now.
Judging by his appearance, he is clearly the one in the legend...
Mr. Yan slowly explained: "Don't be afraid, this villain is the legendary Hao Fangya who eats children's lips. Hidden, the uncle at the gate refused to take him in, and he actually harbored a grudge and sneaked in to take revenge. Just now I used a drug to fascinate him."
Liuliu asked, "Is he not dead?"
"Alive." Mr. Yan looked down at Liuliu, "What do you think we should do now?"
Liuliu covered her eyes, looked at Hao Fangya from a distance between her fingers, dragged her voice, like a schoolboy answering a teacher's question: "You should kill him, cut off his lips, and avenge those children who were killed by him. "
Liu Liu's movements seemed to be very frightened, but his tone was extremely serious.
Mr. Yan was stunned for a moment, and said: "Liu Liu's idea is very good, but now that our adults are all out of the house, I can't beat him in case of revenge by his cronies. Otherwise, I'd better hand him over to those Deal with the hero who chased him down."
Liu Liu clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay!"
Mr. Yan seemed to be relieved, and then told Xiaofeng: "After you go out, don't say that Hao Fangya was fascinated by our house, lest we be retaliated against."
Xiaofeng nodded: "I won't say."
Mr. Yan then dragged the strange man out alone.
Liuliu watched Mr. Yan go out, hugged Xiaofeng happily and said, "Now I can kiss you casually!"
※eight※
Uncle Chen and his wife stayed for a while longer because they had to wash the sheets that had been stained by Hao Fangfang, but at dusk, it was finally time to say goodbye.
Knowing that Xiaofeng was leaving soon, Liuliu was very upset, turned her head and pouted to the bed.
Xiaofeng pushed him and said, "You will make many friends in the future."
Liu Liu turned her head and said, "I don't want other friends, but you. Come back and play with me in a few days!"
Xiaofeng said: "I'm a foreigner, and I'm going back to other places."
Liu Liu may not know what "outside" means, so he grabbed Xiaofeng's arm and said, "Then when I grow up, I will go to 'outside' to play with you."
Xiaofeng said: "You are still young, when you grow up, you won't remember me."
Liu Liuzui flattened and cried on the spot: "I will not forget you! I have a good memory!"
Seeing that Mr. Yan didn't come to coax Liuliu, Xiaofeng had no choice but to coax him: "Okay, I was wrong. Let's see you again when you grow up. There will be a period when the green mountains don't change and the green water flows forever!"
Tearing his tears into a smile, he threw himself on Xiaofeng and hugged Xiaofeng, this child is very clingy, until Xiaofeng was about to go out with Uncle Chen and his wife, he reluctantly let go.
As Xiaofeng expected, the next morning, Lao Wu and Xiao Ge returned together, bringing Hao Fangya who was still unconscious, and were going to send him to a nearby fellow in the rivers and lakes, and hand him over to his enemies.Old Wu said that Hao Fangya escaped after being seriously injured by them, and finally passed out by the roadside due to his serious injuries, and was finally found by them.Xiaofeng nodded when he heard the words, kept his promise, and did not tell what he had seen and heard in Liuliu's house.
A few days later, Xiaofeng watched Hao Fangya being hacked to death in the wild by his enemies. One of the enemies was the biological mother of the girl who died in the grass that day.
Hao Fangya woke up from the drug, struggling and cursing hoarsely, the scene was bloody; but the girl's biological mother was also crying hoarsely, stabbing with trembling wrists non-stop.Xiaofeng thought of the tragic situation of the girl in the grass, and felt that Hao Fangya really deserved what he deserved.
In that wailing, Xiaofeng thought of Liuliu who, of course, proposed to cut off Hao Fangya's lips before killing him. What exactly does Liuliu's family do?
Not like a real rich man, not like a simple wealthy businessman, but not like a fellow Jianghu...
Xiaofeng felt like a fairy in an anecdote.
The small courtyard where Liu Liu lives is like a world isolated from the outside world.Xiaofeng had an inexplicable premonition that when he went to look for it after he grew up, he would definitely not be able to find that mysterious family.
※Nine※
It was months after they had known each other that they remembered the old case.That day when they were talking about affairs in the world, they accidentally mentioned Hao Fangya, who had long since died.
They already understood that Hao Fangya was actually a very pathetic person.He was born ugly, with fangs protruding from his lips. He was disgusted by his mother and ridiculed by his younger brother since he was a child, so when he grew up, he specialized in killing innocent women and children, cutting off his lips and roasting them.But not only did he not hurt his mother and younger brother, but he always treated them very well, and gave all the money he got from doing evil to his family.People's hearts are sometimes so unreasonable, and after Hao Fangya's death, the mother and son, who had been raised by the ignorant money, had no intention of revenge, so naturally they never ended well.
While they sighed, they inevitably recalled that day...
"Actually, I have seen him," Qin Songfeng thought about the "fairyland on earth", but what he said was later, "the time he was caught and executed, there were also people from Chisumen who helped. I took it to see."
Ji Shuliu looked at Qin Songfeng strangely for a moment: "Did you also meet Hao Fangya before that?"
Qin Songfeng was startled: "You..."
Ji Shuliu stood up and said solemnly: "I had a long-cherished wish when I was a child, but I haven't been able to achieve it for many years. Today you must help me realize it."
"What long-cherished wish?" Qin Songfeng's eyes became more suspicious.
Ji Shuliu was gearing up: "I want to pull up the weeping willow."
Qin Songfeng laughed loudly, turned around and ran away, but he didn't perform lightness kung fu, he turned his head while running and said, "You really have a good memory."
Ji Shuliu laughed so hard that he covered his stomach and chased after him: "Don't dare, you have a good memory, you even know what it is to pull a weeping willow upside down - it's a pity that you are so forgetful that even your baby teeth fell into the hole in my house Yes, I'll save it for you!"
The author has something to say:
This episode is purely a spoof, please do not link it with the original plot!The reason for writing the extra episode is that I suddenly wanted to know what it would be like if Xiao Ji and Xiao Qin met when they were young... I will try my best not to make a BUG←DE, if there is a BUG←DE, please treat it as a parallel space!Be careful with Wei Lei.
Xiao Ge is Ge Ping, if you forget him, don’t think about it QAQ
This is a minor revision, and the next one will be a new episode!
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