panguan.

If I'm not mistaken, this man must have died during cosplay.

He was wearing braids, and he was dressed in a strange outfit - a black Taoist robe and cloth shoes, with his hands folded in his wide sleeves, and he looked like a fairy.I have to admit that although this guy has a gloomy face, he looks good.I am sure in my heart that he is either a cosplayer or a model.

Following the team and moving two steps forward, my eyes were glued to the braided body.

Could it be that there are no normal people like me who walk together on the long road to Huangquan?Thinking of this, I silently put my arm back on my body.

"What's your name?" I poked the braid with my elbow.

He looked at me blankly.

"Don't be shy." I said with a sneer, "everyone met once, at least we can be regarded as friends. As the saying goes, look back [-] times in the previous life, in exchange for passing by in this life. You see, the second brother Wang in front of me doesn't recognize his life. "

Twist Braid still looked at me expressionlessly.

I was not discouraged: "Brother, are you a coser?"

"..."

"Why haven't you talked? Is your braid real?" I babbled.

"..."

"Can I tug on your braid?" I said from my heart.

Seeing that he was still unmoved, I acquiesced, and happily pulled his braid.

Real goods!How many years does this guy have to grow his hair!

Seeing that there is still no emotion in his dull, dead fish eyes, I can't help but wonder.

He clearly said the words "please go ahead" just now, so he should not be dumb.This is not good. There is more communication between ghosts and ghosts. Communication is the best channel to obtain information. We are all ghosts in the underworld, so why meet each other before.At the moment, I'm new here, and I don't know the rules of the underworld, so it's not wrong to gossip a lot.

"My name is Chen Jiangyang." I gave my name, "If you don't speak, I will call you braid."

As expected, Twist Braid still didn't speak.

If his eyes hadn't been looking at me, I would have thought he was dead.

"Is there something on my face?" As I said that, I wiped my face and touched the blood with my hands.

All right.The car accident was too ugly.

The line in front moved again, I turned around and took a few steps forward, and saw a few ghosts standing by the side of the road.

Wearing the same uniforms as the black and white bald heads before, they were busy distributing leaflets and communication phones.

It turns out that the underworld also uses high-tech gadgets.Recalling the mobile phone with a black and white bald head, it is no different from what everyone used before his death.

The black second brother Wang in front has received benefits and is reading the leaflets.I also hurriedly accepted mine, not forgetting to politely shake hands with the ghost messenger and express my thanks.

Looking at the surprised eyes of those ghosts, I secretly thought that civilized society starts with me, and by the way, I gave the braid behind me a wink, implying that if he wants to get along well in the underworld, he must establish a good relationship with the masses.

But Ma Huazhu not only didn't understand at all, but also gave those ghosts a cold look, so angry that they didn't even give him welfare.

Look, it's deflated.

I looked at Twist Braid sympathetically and patted him on the shoulder to show comfort.My actions obviously moved those ghost messengers. They stared at me dumbfounded, as if they had never seen such a handsome ghost like me.

It is very important to be a good ghost, otherwise you will go to the eighteen levels of hell.I said to Twist Braid earnestly, Second Brother Wang agreed with me.

I followed the instructions on the flyer and downloaded the Daily Prison News app.

On the opening screen, "Welcome to the Underworld" jumps to the novice guide:

Welcome to the underworld, please choose your gender, age, sexual orientation.

At present, the underworld is inflationary and overcrowded, and the underworld implements a reincarnation policy based on a number system. After entering the Temple of the Son of Heaven to clean up the sins of one's life, one can get a reincarnation number after getting a number prescription.

If the numbers are in the lower order, they can stay temporarily in the underworld.Our underworld provides better quality of life services than the underworld, the environment is beautiful, and the climate is suitable for ghosts.

Ps. If there is a backdoor relationship, you can enjoy the privilege of reincarnation in advance.

The underworld keeps pace with the times but saves me a lot of effort to adapt.

But what does the last paragraph "If there is a backdoor relationship, you can enjoy the privilege of reincarnation early" mean?Second Brother Wang also shook his head again and again.

There is no time concept of sunrise and sunset in the underworld, only the minutes and seconds of the jump can be checked on the mobile phone: three days and three nights have passed.

The second elder brother Wang, who was in front of me, entered the hall for a long time, and it seems that he had many problems during his lifetime that need to be settled after autumn.I thought I didn't kill people, set fires, steal chickens and dogs, and if I couldn't achieve Taoism and become a fairy, I would be reincarnated as a human being. I was straight, and when the ghost in front of the temple almost called my name, I stepped into the gate of the temple without fear.

When I entered the door, I suddenly became dizzy, and a dazzling beam of light hit me. The surrounding area was pitch black and there was no sound, just like a stage before a drama begins.

What a big stage.

After finally getting used to the light of judgment, I suddenly saw someone standing beside me.

It's the braid behind me.

Are you mistaken, this is queue jumping!

"Why did you come in?"

He still looked like he had nothing to do with himself.

I was a little annoyed, not to mention that he was arrogant, he looked at me inexplicably from the beginning to the end, as if I owed him 80.Anyway, let me tell you, my attitude is obviously very sincere!

"Brother, can you say something, please? I've been just looking at you, I'll think you've taken a fancy to me." I said angrily.

Only the warning sound of the court staff hitting the floor suddenly sounded, and the ghost messengers shouted "mighty—" shaking the world.Only then did I realize that there were always people around, and ghost messengers were hiding in the dark.

But what's the matter with the braid next to me?

Just when I was struggling to understand, Twist Braid finally spoke.

"Do you know what crime you committed?"

I was stunned for a moment, and said with a clear conscience, "I have never committed a crime."

He narrowed his eyes slightly: "Lies in front of the Emperor's Palace are useless."

There was another knocking sound of the court staff, and I shrank my neck, feeling a little weak.

"I really didn't commit a crime..."

The braid did not speak.

"Is it okay to secretly copy other people's homework?"

The braided pigtails stared at me quietly.

"...Uh, I like to pull other people's pigtails...does that count?"

Hearing this, he flicked his sleeves and walked straight forward.The spotlight above my head was suddenly extinguished, and the dim red candles were lit up one by one in the hall, and countless ghost messengers holding court sticks on both sides were watching me, a humble poor ghost.

As for the braided braid, he sat on the only throne in the middle, took out this thread-bound ancient book from his arms, waved his long sleeves again, and a wolf hair appeared in his hand.

"Chen Jiangyang." His tone was still flat, but powerful, and my name echoed throughout the hall.

It's over, I said to myself.

"I am the current judge."

It seems to have provoked someone who should not be provoked.

"Ask again."

I pulled his pigtails, he seemed very vengeful.

"Are you guilty?"

A second ago, the suffering brothers and sisters beside me who had nothing to do with the world turned into an unfathomable ghost fairy above the hall. I knelt down tremblingly, and shouted regretfully: "Convicted, guilty! Spare me, spare my life!"

I didn't expect that my innocent life would end up on my hands, and I couldn't help crying in my heart.

He recorded something in the ancient book with a wolf hair, and handed down the verdict: "Chen Jiangyang, you have never done evil in your lifetime, and you are mediocre, but because of your sunny personality, broad-mindedness, excellent popularity, and filial piety to your elders, it is only because you died unexpectedly that you couldn't do your duty." , Therefore, in the next life, I will judge you to be reincarnated as a human being, and go on the unfinished journey of the previous life."

After hearing the verdict, I was extremely surprised.

Doesn't that mean "I'm a good guy, so I'm not guilty"?

Then why did he just bluff?Scared me enough.

Two ghost messengers stepped forward to hold me up, and I looked around at a loss: "Brother officials, have I been released without charge?"

"That's right, go get the reincarnation number. It's hard for Mr. Song to be promoted, so you should step down quickly so as not to get in the way of the errand."

"So you, Mr. Song, don't usually get promoted?" I asked curiously.

Guichai said righteously: "That's why there is a long queue before the gate of ghosts. Others are not as efficient as adults who come to battle in person."

They took me all the way to the place where I got the number.